He doesn't look alive!  ???


He decayed into a Red X!!! Oh, the terror!!!! :o

I would imagine that he is liberal because he certainly isn't conservative.


Yeah, conservatives only attack liberals and vice versa...

He decayed into a Red X!!! Oh, the terror!!!! :o


He's been at the agent orange again.   ;D

He's been at the agent orange again.  ;D
Agent rust?

He's been at the agent orange again.  ;D


Do you still see the pic? I only see a red X.(It's usually my pics that I see, but is a red X to everyone else)

Do you still see the pic? I only see a red X.(It's usually my pics that I see, but is a red X to everyone else)


Yeah I still see the picture.

Yeah I still see the picture.
The picture is still there for me.

Yeah I still see the picture.


Well, at least it isn't just the ones I post(that sounded alittle mean, I know. It just drove me nuts that I kept finding pics like that).

Ha ha! I understand Step-Chan.  ;D

What is your favourite animee film? I knew a guy that 'Akira' but never watched it.

Good grief! What is wrong with me? I keep missing vital words out of my sentences, lol.

Anyhow, to answer your question, Step-Chan, no I don't. I have been faithful to this board since a year or so back when I went to a wrestling forum and all they did was flame each other.

Ha ha! I understand Step-Chan.  ;D

What is your favourite animee film? I knew a guy that 'Akira' but never watched it.


I own Akira.(The first dub of it)

Does anyone else here go back and forth between different site message boards? I usually do that(I hoping back and forth between here and livenirvana).

Good grief! What is wrong with me? I keep missing vital words out of my sentences, lol.

Anyhow, to answer your question, Step-Chan, no I don't. I have been faithful to this board since a year or so back when I went to a wrestling forum and all they did was flame each other.


How did your reply with quote become mine? Never had that happen before. I'm restrigered at four sites and often jump between two of them at a time. The site I've did very little posting at is flyingomelette, mainly becuase their ezboard setup is high maintenance(It would tell me I'm missing fields when I know I'm not).

Are you psychic?(let me check something).

How did your reply with quote become mine? Never had that happen before.

I tried to quote myself and cocked it up, lol. It's never happened to me before either.  ;D

I'm restrigered at four sites and often jump between two of them at a time. The site I've did very little posting at is flyingomelette, mainly becuase their ezboard setup is high maintenance(It would tell me I'm missing fields when I know I'm not).

I see. It must be quite a busy time for you to toggle between sites.  :)

Are you psychic?(let me check something).

Er . . . Heh?  ;D

Er . . . Heh?  ;D



My bad, I didn't notice that you edited your post(in response to my posting between two sites).

This site is the site I have the most post on(600+).

The site with second most is gamefaqs(I think it's the second highest as they don't keep tally of your total posts, I think I might have posted over 250 times, But it could be just 90 times with 2 posts deleted).

At livenirvana I have over 200 posts(not alot going on there these days).

At flyingomelette I think I have about 15-20 posts maybe(it took me over an half hour to get one post up a couple of times, the ezboard hates me, I think).

The gamefaqs deletes happened recently over the word shizzle and me using the f-word like this f***.
I even asked here what shizzle meant, because of that situation.

http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/6/ugly203.jpg

Ok,Who posted a picture of their Mother? ;D

http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/6/ugly203.jpg

Ok,Who posted a picture of their Mother? ;D
This is a case of "oh dear"

This is a case of "oh dear"


Well,it's certainly not a picture of MY Mother. ;D

Red X, red X, red X, red X, red X, red X(I'm starting to think it's the #%$@ing computer).

This is a case of "oh dear"


I screamed out something quite different :(

I screamed out something quite different :(



Talk about eating you out of house and home. :o

Well,it's certainly not a picture of MY Mother. ;D
Ditto, certainly not mine!

Red X, red X, red X, red X, red X, red X(I'm starting to think it's the #%$@ing computer).
I will not be describing it to you.

Talk about eating you out of house and home. :o
All that comes to mind is "who ate all the pies?"

All that comes to mind is "who ate all the pies?"



including the refrigerator? ;D

http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/6/ugly203.jpg

Ok,Who posted a picture of their Mother? ;D


Howard that's mine!!!!  :o ;D

I will not be describing it to you.


All is good then..... ;D

Howard that's mine!!!!  :o ;D


Tell your Mother to stop dressing up like that,it's hurting my eyes. ;D

Tell your Mother to stop dressing up like that,it's hurting my eyes. ;D


Tee hee. Hey Howard. Do you reckon that looks like Jiminy if he ever becomes obese?  ;) ;D

Edit and note: Need to stop posting tripod images... they have security setups.

Tee hee. Hey Howard. Do you reckon that looks like Jiminy if he ever becomes obese?  ;) ;D


Yes,it sure will.

Yes,it sure will.


I think someone ought to photoshop him . . .  ;) ;D

I think someone ought to photoshop him . . .  ;) ;D



in a fat suit?

in a fat suit?


LMAO!!! That's a brilliant idea.  ;D

LMAO!!! That's a brilliant idea.  ;D



Let's see what Jim says. ;D

Let's see what Jim says. ;D
Is Jim still with us online?

Is Jim still with us online?

I come and go   :D

I come and go   :D
Hello Jim.

Hello Jim.


Hellllloooo Jeeeeeeemmm! (Mr Eno may be able to relate...)

Hellllloooo Jeeeeeeemmm! (Mr Eno may be able to relate...)
Let me first say:

"He's fallen in the water!"

Hello Jim.

hello philip, anymore cricket matches?

hello philip, anymore cricket matches?
My team Middlesex were hammered yesterday, beaten in two days!

My team Middlesex were hammered yesterday, beaten in two days!

more baseball here tonight, almost daily during the summer

my mom is English, she says there is also a game in England called rounders that is similar to baseball

my mom is English, she says there is also a game in England called rounders that is similar to baseball
Rounders is certainly played over have, but the rules tend to vary from family to family, school to school.

Rounders is certainly played over have, but the rules tend to vary from family to family, school to school.

so it's not an organized sport

so it's not an organized sport
Not really offical, there made so local leagues, but it is a pastime time sport, played in a park at picnics, etc.

Isn't there an updated version of it called 'softball', or something?

Isn't there an updated version of it called 'softball', or something?
How soft is the ball in 'softball'?

How soft is the ball in 'softball'?

it's not soft at all, it's just an oversized baseball

How soft is the ball in 'softball'?


Better ask Howard!

From http://www.royalparks.gov.uk/parks/hyde_park/sport.cfm:

Informal Sport in the Park
Most pitch-based sports activity tends to take place on the southern section of the Park between Rotten Row and South Carriage Drive. This area, known as 'The Sports Field' is used extensively for informal games of football, touch rugby, cricket, softball, rounders and frisbee.

Rounders Rules Simplified (abridged version)

Teams

1. Games shall be played between 2 teams.
2. A team consisting of a maximum of 15 players and a minimum of 6 of whom no more than 9 may be on the field at one time.

Batter

1. Wait in the backward area well away from 4th Post.
2. If out, wait in the backward area well away from 1st Post.
3. You will have one good ball bowled to you.

No Ball if:

1. Not smooth underarm action.
2. Ball is above head or below knee.
3. Ball bounces on way to you.
4. Is wide or straight at body.
5. The bowler's foot is outside the square during the bowling action.
You can take a normal run on a no ball, but once you reach 1st Post you cannot return. You score in the normal way.


Scoring

1 rounder if 4th Post reached and touched before next ball is bowled.
1 rounder if 4th Post reached on no ball (you cannot be caught out).
1/2 rounder if 4th Post reached without hitting the ball.
1/2 rounder if 2nd Post reached after hitting the ball (you stay at 1st whilst ball is in the backward area).
Penalty 1/2 rounder for an obstruction by a fielder.
Penalty 1/2 rounder for 2 consecutive no balls (to the same batter).
1 rounder for a backward hit if 4th Post reached (you stay at 1st whilst ball is in the backward area).

Click here for a score sheet


Out When

1. Caught.
2. Foot over front/back line of batting square before missing or hitting a good ball.
3. Running inside Post (unless obstructed).
4. The Post you are running to is stumped.
5. You lose contact with the post during bowler's action when he has possession in his square.
6. You overtake.
7. You obstruct (you have right of way on track only).

Running Around The Track - Please Carry The Bat

1. If you stop at a post you must keep contact with the Post, hand or bat.
If you do not, the fielding side can stump the following Post to put you out.
2. You can run on to a post even if it has been previously stumped.
(You do not score if you do it on 4th Post).
3. When the bowler has the ball in his square, you cannot move on, but if you are between Posts, you can carry on to the next.
4. You cannot have two batters at a Post. The umpire will ask the first to run on when second one makes contact.
5. At a Post, you do not have to move on for every ball bowled.
6. You can move on as soon as the ball leaves the bowler's hand, this includes no balls.
7. You must touch 4th Post on getting home.

Me as a fat chick  ::)

Ghastly^

Me as a fat chick  ::)


OMG!!! I looked at that first time and it was a very scary feeling, man.  ;D

I am sure you feel more scared knowing you look like a fat chick.  ;)

Rounders Rules Simplified (abridged version)

<snip>



comprehensive set of rules there Philip.  But you forgot one or two.


At least one child will throw a temper tantrum when they are out

At least one person will get hit with the ball somewhere painful.  Everyone else must laugh hysterically at this.

when played in the park you must inspect the ground first and remove all piles of dog muck.  Despite doing this someone will slide dramatically into 4th base and land in some.

comprehensive set of rules there Philip.  But you forgot one or two.


At least one child will throw a temper tantrum when they are out

At least one person will get hit with the ball somewhere painful.  Everyone else must laugh hysterically at this.

when played in the park you must inspect the ground first and remove all piles of dog muck.  Despite doing this someone will slide dramatically into 4th base and land in some.


Ha ha! That's funny as heck, Karen!  ;D

comprehensive set of rules there Philip.  But you forgot one or two.


At least one child will throw a temper tantrum when they are out

At least one person will get hit with the ball somewhere painful.  Everyone else must laugh hysterically at this.

when played in the park you must inspect the ground first and remove all piles of dog muck.  Despite doing this someone will slide dramatically into 4th base and land in some.
He-he!

I was considering adding in sledging from the bowler and the back-stop.

comprehensive set of rules there Philip.  But you forgot one or two.


At least one child will throw a temper tantrum when they are out

At least one person will get hit with the ball somewhere painful.  Everyone else must laugh hysterically at this.

when played in the park you must inspect the ground first and remove all piles of dog muck.  Despite doing this someone will slide dramatically into 4th base and land in some.
I think it is high time we had are own rules for Rounders.

I think it is high time we had are own rules for Rounders.


It's high time we made new rules for cricket as well considering we can't beat Australia.  ;D

I think it is high time we had are own rules for Rounders.


I used to get a bit anal about sorting out the rules for rounders before we played.  This was because at primary school there seemed to be two versions and I swear one team played to one set of the rules when they were batting and to the other when we were. In particular (you can tell the memory still afflicts me can't you) the rule on running if the ball is hit behind.  One girl in the team I played on had a tremendous back hit and could always get a rounder on it.  Therefore when we were in you could only run to first base if you hit it behind you.  However the other team (who usually batted first) would always have at least one rounder by that method.

I can't believe that I'm still bitter about soemthing that happened nearly 30 years ago but there you are!

It's high time we made new rules for cricket as well considering we can't beat Australia.  ;D
Too true, an extension to the overs played may help?

I used to get a bit anal about sorting out the rules for rounders before we played.  This was because at primary school there seemed to be two versions and I swear one team played to one set of the rules when they were batting and to the other when we were. In particular (you can tell the memory still afflicts me can't you) the rule on running if the ball is hit behind.  One girl in the team I played on had a tremendous back hit and could always get a rounder on it.  Therefore when we were in you could only run to first base if you hit it behind you.  However the other team (who usually batted first) would always have at least one rounder by that method.

I can't believe that I'm still bitter about soemthing that happened nearly 30 years ago but there you are!
Can you remember her name?

Can you remember her name?


yep

Lindsay Hammond
mta: unless you meant the girl on my team who had a wicked back hit?  That was Julie Holland

yep

Lindsay Hammond
mta: unless you meant the girl on my team who had a wicked back hit?  That was Julie Holland
No doubt, their names have now changed over the years.

No doubt, their names have now changed over the years.


Haven't seen Julie in years but Lindsay is still living somewhere locally.

Haven't seen Julie in years but Lindsay is still living somewhere locally.
Thats good for you can plan a re-match.

Not sure I could round up the rest of the team any more.

Not sure I could round up the rest of the team any more.


Is this another job for 'BEAR MAN!'? I slayed the Werewolf did i not!

Is this another job for 'BEAR MAN!'? I slayed the Werewolf did i not!
Would the 'BEAR MAN!' be suitable for playing rounders?

Is this another job for 'BEAR MAN!'? I slayed the Werewolf did i not!
Is the 'BEAR MAN!' a wrestler?

Me as a fat chick  ::)


My eyes!!!!! They burn!!!!!!!!!!! :o

My eyes!!!!! They burn!!!!!!!!!!! :o
I am trying not to remember the image now...

http://imageserver1.textamerica.com/user.images.x/84/IMG_437884/_0815/T520050815124229827.jpg

Feast your eyes on some tight pants this girl is wearing. Now Don't stare too hard. ;D

http://imageserver1.textamerica.com/user.images.x/84/IMG_437884/_0815/T520050815124229827.jpg

Feast your eyes on some tight pants this girl is wearing. Now Don't stare too hard. ;D


Umm... okay....

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/2209/story0jv.jpg

http://imageserver1.textamerica.com/user.images.x/84/IMG_437884/_0815/T520050815124229827.jpg

Feast your eyes on some tight pants this girl is wearing. Now Don't stare too hard. ;D
Then what happens?

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/2209/story0jv.jpg



I think I will shut my eyes on this one.

Then what happens?



Your eyes burn

Your eyes burn
I think I will shut my eyes on this one.

Your eyes burn


Well, in my case... that didn't happen. :D But I didn't stare anyway.

Well, in my case... that didn't happen. :D But I didn't stare anyway.



What? You don't like her tushy? ;D

What? You don't like her tushy? ;D


Who said that? :D

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Who said that? :D



I said that.

belly floppin' naked in a pool of yellow sweat.
screamin' jack@ss with a wet cigarette.



Beth

belly floppin' naked in a pool of yellow sweat.
screamin' jack@ss with a wet cigarette.



Beth






Uhh...That's Beck--in case you were confused.



Beth

Uhh...That's Beck--in case you were confused.


I figured it was something like that, it made no sense and took 3 seconds to come up with  ;D ;D

Watch.

My pen has run out of ink
water goes in to the sink

I figured it was something like that, it made no sense and took 3 seconds to come up with  ;D ;D

Watch.

My pen has run out of ink
water goes in to the sink




Hmm...My TOMMY GUN SAYS DIFFERENT, PUNK!!!  >:(



Beth >:(

Hmm...My TOMMY GUN SAYS DIFFERENT, PUNK!!!  >:(


Tommy guns spray pigeon poop
my rollercoaster goes loop de loop  ::)

Tommy guns spray pigeon poop
my rollercoaster goes loop de loop  ::)



Okay, so I'll admit that I laughed at that....BUT NOT BY CHOICE!  >:(


Now, enough of the tomfoolery, dag nabbit!! *shines brass knuckles*



Beth

Okay, so I'll admit that I laughed at that....BUT NOT BY CHOICE!  >:(
Now, enough of the tomfoolery, dag nabbit!! *shines brass knuckles*


Oh! oh! oh! oh!!! IT'S ON NOW FO' IT'S SOLID.. ON!

IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEEEELELELELELELEELLLL!!! What The Rock is cookin!

Oh! oh! oh! oh!!! IT'S ON NOW FO' IT'S SOLID.. ON!

IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEEEELELELELELELEELLLL!!! What The Rock is cookin!




http://www.texasbeyondhistory.net/kids/images/dinner/loadingoven-sm.gif



Hehehe....get it? They're cooking ROCKS!!  ;D  :D..... :-\\...... :-*quietly leaves thread*



Beth

http://www.texasbeyondhistory.net/kids/images/dinner/loadingoven-sm.gif



Hehehe....get it? They're cooking ROCKS!!  ;D  :D..... :-\\...... :-*quietly leaves thread*



Beth



. . . . . . .  . . . . . . . . SpeD!

. . . . . . .  . . . . . . . . SpeD!




Ermmm....

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.....fetus!!!


(It's the first word that popped into my head)



Beth

Ermmm....

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.....fetus!!!


(It's the first word that popped into my head)



Beth


It's work better if ya spelt it correctly  ;).. then again, i ain't one to speak.

There's a lot of special people in the house tonight

It's work better if ya spelt it correctly  ;).. then again, i ain't one to speak.



"Spelt?"  ???


Well, Jokes on you---because I did spell it correctly.


Beth

A fetus (alternatively foetus or fœtus) is an unborn vertebrate offspring after the embryonary stage.

Phhh.. both right.

belly floppin' naked in a pool of yellow sweat.
screamin' jack@ss with a wet cigarette.


Hm...I don't recall having a bath this evening...

A fetus (alternatively foetus or fœtus) is an unborn vertebrate offspring after the embryonary stage.

Phhh.. both right.




Well, that's that, then...



Beth

Strange...for once ALL of my buddies are online, but I feel like Sh**t :(

Hello to you all though

Strange...for once ALL of my buddies are online, but I feel like Sh**t :(

Hello to you all though


HEY FREAKIN YO!!

Strange...for once ALL of my buddies are online, but I feel like Sh**t :(

Hello to you all though



:( I'm sorry you're having a bad day. That happens to me too, sometimes....I could be around people I care about--and still feel like crap.



Beth

HEY FREAKIN YO!!


hey...I'm signing off, I'm so upset right now. can barely type. :-[

Strange...for once ALL of my buddies are online, but I feel like Sh**t :(

Well, I'm not one of 'em, but...

Hello to you all though


...hello to you back (and, er...goodnight!)

hey...I'm signing off, I'm so upset right now. can barely type. :-[


I am sorry you feel that way, Shaq.