hey...I'm signing off, I'm so upset right now. can barely type. :-[


Ugh, I hate when that happens too.

hey...I'm signing off, I'm so upset right now. can barely type. :-[
I have just be woken up and cannot get back to sleep

I have just be woken up and cannot get back to sleep


You need to put that in the "Don't  you hate it when..." thread. :) ;)

You need to put that in the "Don't  you hate it when..." thread. :) ;)
Will do!

So what happens now?

So what happens now?


Nothing.

Nothing.
I will wait for nothing to happen then.

Sitting target
Sitting waiting
Anticipating
Nothing
Nothing

Life
Is full of surprises
It advertises
Nothing
Nothing

What am I trying to do
What am I trying to say
I'm not trying to tell you anything
you didn't know when you woke up today

Sitting target
Sitting praying
God is saying
Nothing
Nothing

What am I trying to do
What am I trying to say
I'm not trying to tell you anything
you didn't know when you woke up today

Nothing (repeat)

Nothing - oh no (repeat to fade)

It is the same feeling in waiting for a train to arrive.

Tee hee. You folks.  ;D

Phil, I would rather catch a plane than catch a train.

This:


Sitting target
Sitting waiting
Anticipating
Nothing
Nothing

Life
Is full of surprises
It advertises
Nothing
Nothing

What am I trying to do
What am I trying to say
I'm not trying to tell you anything
you didn't know when you woke up today

Sitting target
Sitting praying
God is saying
Nothing
Nothing

What am I trying to do
What am I trying to say
I'm not trying to tell you anything
you didn't know when you woke up today

Nothing (repeat)

Nothing - oh no (repeat to fade)


was "Nothing" by Depeche Mode, by the way.

My favourite nothing song, Nothing Ever Happens by Del Amitri:

Post office clerks put up signs saying position closed
And secretaries turn off typewriters and put on their coats
Janitors padlock the gates
For security guards to patrol
And bachelors phone up their friends for a drink
While the married ones turn on a chat show

And they’ll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow

Gentlemen time please, you know we can’t serve anymore
Now the traffic lights change to stop, when there’s nothing to go
And by five o’clock everything’s dead
And every third car is a cab
And ignorant people sleep in their beds
Like the doped white mice in the college lab

Nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all
The needle returns to the start of the song
And we all sing along like before

And we’ll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow

Telephone exchanges click while there’s nobody there
The martians could land in the carpark and no one would care
Close-circuit cameras in department stores shoot the same video every day
And the stars of these films neither die nor get killed
Just survive constant action replay

Nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all
The needle returns to the start of the song
And we all sing along like before

And we’ll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow

Bill hoardings advertise products that nobody needs
While angry from manchester writes to complain about
All the repeats on t.v.
And computer terminals report some gains
On the values of copper and tin
While american businessmen snap up van goghs
For the price of a hospital wing

Nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all
The needle returns to the start of the song
And we all sing along like before
Nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all
They’ll burn down the synagogues at six o’clock
And we’ll all go along like before

And we’ll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow

My favourite nothing song, Nothing Ever Happens by Del Amitri:

Post office clerks put up signs saying position closed
And secretaries turn off typewriters and put on their coats
Janitors padlock the gates
For security guards to patrol
And bachelors phone up their friends for a drink
While the married ones turn on a chat show

And they’ll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow

Gentlemen time please, you know we can’t serve anymore
Now the traffic lights change to stop, when there’s nothing to go
And by five o’clock everything’s dead
And every third car is a cab
And ignorant people sleep in their beds
Like the doped white mice in the college lab

Nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all
The needle returns to the start of the song
And we all sing along like before

And we’ll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow

Telephone exchanges click while there’s nobody there
The martians could land in the carpark and no one would care
Close-circuit cameras in department stores shoot the same video every day
And the stars of these films neither die nor get killed
Just survive constant action replay

Nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all
The needle returns to the start of the song
And we all sing along like before

And we’ll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow

Bill hoardings advertise products that nobody needs
While angry from manchester writes to complain about
All the repeats on t.v.
And computer terminals report some gains
On the values of copper and tin
While american businessmen snap up van goghs
For the price of a hospital wing

Nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all
The needle returns to the start of the song
And we all sing along like before
Nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all
They’ll burn down the synagogues at six o’clock
And we’ll all go along like before

And we’ll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow


Now that is a great song, Phil. Del Amitri were so understated in the very late 80s/early 90s.

This:

was "Nothing" by Depeche Mode, by the way.


Yes, and it's STUCK IN MY HEAD NOW!. ;D ;D

Yes, and it's STUCK IN MY HEAD NOW!. ;D ;D




Glad I could be of service! ;)

My favourite nothing song, Nothing Ever Happens by Del Amitri:

Post office clerks put up signs saying position closed
And secretaries turn off typewriters and put on their coats
Janitors padlock the gates
For security guards to patrol
And bachelors phone up their friends for a drink
While the married ones turn on a chat show

And they’ll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow

Gentlemen time please, you know we can’t serve anymore
Now the traffic lights change to stop, when there’s nothing to go
And by five o’clock everything’s dead
And every third car is a cab
And ignorant people sleep in their beds
Like the doped white mice in the college lab

Nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all
The needle returns to the start of the song
And we all sing along like before

And we’ll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow

Telephone exchanges click while there’s nobody there
The martians could land in the carpark and no one would care
Close-circuit cameras in department stores shoot the same video every day
And the stars of these films neither die nor get killed
Just survive constant action replay

Nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all
The needle returns to the start of the song
And we all sing along like before

And we’ll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow

Bill hoardings advertise products that nobody needs
While angry from manchester writes to complain about
All the repeats on t.v.
And computer terminals report some gains
On the values of copper and tin
While american businessmen snap up van goghs
For the price of a hospital wing

Nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all
The needle returns to the start of the song
And we all sing along like before
Nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all
They’ll burn down the synagogues at six o’clock
And we’ll all go along like before

And we’ll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow
This is the only song I know that starts with the words Post Office.

Yes, and it's STUCK IN MY HEAD NOW!. ;D ;D


You can say 'Nothing' is in your head now.  ;) ;D

This is the only song I know that starts with the words Post Office.


Yeah, like I needed to be reminded of that on my weekend off, Phil.  ::) ;)

This is the only song I know that starts with the words Post Office.


Do we know of other songs that mention or are about post offices?  ???  I can't think of any right now.

Do we know of other songs that mention or are about post offices?  ???  I can't think of any right now.
There is always Postman Pat

Do we know of other songs that mention or are about post offices?  ???  I can't think of any right now.


You are winding me up now.  ;D

Do we know of other songs that mention or are about post offices?  ???  I can't think of any right now.



There is always Postman Pat


A quick Google search for "post office lyrics" :

Down By Law - Post office lament
Buckethead - Post office buddy
Bob Dylan - Stuck inside Mobile with the Memphis Blues again (mentions a post office being stolen - yes, that's correct: STOLEN)
Garth Brooks  :P - Post office
The Jam - Life from a window (mentions the singer standing on the Post Office tower)

and many more. But I think that's about all Bobby can take today. ;)

You can say 'Nothing' is in your head now.  ;) ;D


I've been able to say that for a while. ;D ;D

A quick Google search for "post office lyrics" :

Down By Law - Post office lament
Buckethead - Post office buddy
Bob Dylan - Stuck inside Mobile with the Memphis Blues again (mentions a post office being stolen - yes, that's correct: STOLEN)
Garth Brooks  :P - Post office
The Jam - Life from a window (mentions the singer standing on the Post Office tower)

and many more. But I think that's about all Bobby can take today. ;)


Yeah well you forgot my favourite; "Return to sender" by Elvis Presley.  ;D

Thank you for your mercy, Henk.  ;) ;D

Yeah well you forgot my favourite; "Return to sender" by Elvis Presley.  ;D

Thank you for your mercy, Henk.  ;) ;D
Please Mr. Postman by the Beatles and the Carpenters.

Please Mr. Postman by the Beatles and the Carpenters.

Ah, ya beat me to it!

Can we include Love Letters sung by Elvis Presley

Yeah well you forgot my favourite; "Return to sender" by Elvis Presley.  ;D

Thank you for your mercy, Henk.  ;) ;D


You know me - I'm mercy personified. ::)

Yeah well you forgot my favourite; "Return to sender" by Elvis Presley.  ;D

Thank you for your mercy, Henk.  ;) ;D
Another forgotten song, "Because I Love You (The Postman Song)" ~ Stevie B

You know me - I'm mercy personified. ::)


Yes, I can see . . .  ;D

Oh Phil, you are just as bad too.  ;D

Another forgotten song, "Because I Love You (The Postman Song)" ~ Stevie B


No Philip, I did not FORGET that one...how could I? :P  ;)

No Philip, I did not FORGET that one...how could I? :P  ;)


I wish I could . . .  :P

Another forgotten song, "Because I Love You (The Postman Song)" ~ Stevie B

No Philip, I did not FORGET that one...how could I? :P  ;)
I had forgotten it!

That's All She Wrote - Ricky Nelson

My mom had this 45. ::)

That's All She Wrote - Ricky Nelson

My mom had this 45. ::)


That's all we need - Jacks reminding me what my job is too.  ::) ;D

I had forgotten it!


Wasn't it about this girl having broken up with the guy (Stevie B) and then he tried to win her over again (using this crappiest of crappy songs).? And didn't it actually work too??   :o
And didn't they break up some time later again, never to be seen or heard of?

How about "Sealed With A Kiss"

* Bobby's hiding beneath his computer desk*  ;D

Let's not forget "The letter" by the Boxtops!

* starts singing in a grungy voice *

Get me a ticket for an aeroplane...

* Bobby's hiding beneath his computer desk*  ;D

Come out, come out, wherever you are  :D

Come out, come out, wherever you are  :D


*Bobby has his fingers in his ears*

"La la la la la la la la la la la la la la etc etc"  ;D

Let's not forget "The letter" by the Boxtops!

* starts singing in a grungy voice *

Get me a ticket for an aeroplane...

The Letter by Natalie Merchant   :)

*Bobby has his fingers in his ears*

"La la la la la la la la la la la la la la etc etc"  ;D


Uh, Bobby?  I think you might need to cover your eyes, nice try though. ;) :D

Letters From Home - John Michael Montgomery :P

Uh, Bobby?  I think you might need to cover your eyes, nice try though. ;) :D

Letters From Home - John Michael Montgomery :P

When you were little, did you think if you closed you eyes, nobody could see you?

I'm gonna sit right down and write myself a letter - Nat 'King' Cole

Uh, Bobby?  I think you might need to cover your eyes, nice try though. ;) :D

Letters From Home - John Michael Montgomery :P


That's what being on the computer desk is trying to achieve.  ;) ;D

John Michael Montgomery did a song called 'Life's a dance'. So gentle yet so potent at the same time.

When you were little, did you think if you closed you eyes, nobody could see you?


I don't remember if I did or not.  I know my daughter used to do that. ;D ;D  

"Signed, Sealed, Delivered"  not sure who did that one

"Signed, Sealed, Delivered"  not sure who did that one


Stevie Wonder?

"Signed, Sealed, Delivered"  not sure who did that one


Wasn't that Stevie Wonder? :-\\ It was covered by Boys Town gang, I know for sure.

"Signed, Sealed, Delivered"  not sure who did that one


Who cares? Enough already . . .

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

*Bobby smashes through a wall trying to escape the occupational hell which is 'Post Office song chain"*.  ;D

Stevie Wonder?

Yep, just had a momentary lapse there!   :-[

Who cares? Enough already . . .

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

*Bobby smashes through a wall trying to escape the occupational hell which is 'Post Office song chain"*.  ;D

Fine! Guess we just won't play with you anymore then!  :D

Letter from my heart - Steve Allen

That's what being on the computer desk is trying to achieve.  ;) ;D

John Michael Montgomery did a song called 'Life's a dance'. So gentle yet so potent at the same time.


Yes, that is a good song and a nice attempt by you to change the subject. ;D

i've always enjoyed the song 'Take A Letter Maria" by RB Greaves ;)

*Bobby smashes through a wall trying to escape the occupational hell which is 'Post Office song chain"*.  ;D


We'll have to send you a bill for that... ;)

Yes, that is a good song and a nice attempt by you to change the subject. ;D


Worth a try, eh?  ;D

I'm gonna sit right down and write myself a letter - Nat 'King' Cole
With the famous line of lyrics:

"A lot of kisses on the bottom"

We'll have to send you a bill for that... ;)


Lol.  ;D

We'll have to send you a bill for that... ;)
Address unknown...

Address unknown...


Even better! Then it'll definitely reach Bobby! ;D

Even better! Then it'll definitely reach Bobby! ;D
No such number!

Even better! Then it'll definitely reach Bobby! ;D


LOL!!!  ;D

LOL!!!  ;D
Bobby, do you have connections with a Dead Letter Office?

Bobby, do you have connections with a Dead Letter Office?


I sort out the letters that can't be read, have no address on them, pictures on the envelopes etc etc.  :)

I sort out the letters that can't be read, have no address on them, pictures on the envelopes etc etc.  :)
Can I ask, are you a PHG?

Can I ask, are you a PHG?


What's one of them?

What's one of them?
When I worked for the Post Office (Parcelforce) I was promoted to Postman Higher Grade, it is one step up the ladder from an ordinary postman. The PHG has the more important and responsible tasks to do.

When I worked for the Post Office (Parcelforce) I was promoted to Postman Higher Grade, it is one step up the ladder from an ordinary postman. The PHG has the more important and responsible tasks to do.


No, I'm not a postman, Phil though I work for The Royal Mail. I am a Data Entry Keyer and I type addresses so they can be sent to their proper destinations.  :)

No, I'm not a postman, Phil though I work for The Royal Mail. I am a Data Entry Keyer and I type addresses so they can be sent to their proper destinations.  :)
A man of many letters?

A man of many letters?


That is all my job consists of.  ;D

That is all my job consists of.  ;D
May be a few numbers too?

Hello Phil!

I raise my Pepsi to your Tea

Cheers Mate! Glad to be spendin' time with you here on the boards!!

8) ;)

Hello Phil!

I raise my Pepsi to your Tea

Cheers Mate! Glad to be spendin' time with you here on the boards!!

8) ;)
Thank you.

You have save me from having a tiresome with my studies.

Remember we are all drinking Bumbo tonight.

Bumbo is a cocktail drink that involves alcohol.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Ingredients:
2 oz Dark rum
1 oz Lemon juice
1/2 tsp Grenadine
1/4 tsp grated Nutmeg

Mixing instructions:
In a shaker half-filled with ice cubes, combine all of the ingredients. Shake well. Strain into a cocktail glass.

Thank you.

You have save me from having a tiresome with my studies.

You are very welcome! ;)

BTW - I havent asked in a while...
How's the wifey?

You are very welcome! ;)

BTW - I havent asked in a while...
How's the wifey?
All here is fine, thank you.

http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/28.jpg

Anybody want to go out with this chick?

Check out her bald spot. :o ;D

http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/28.jpg

Anybody want to go out with this chick?

Check out her bald spot. :o ;D
Something tells me no?

Something tells me no?



She looks like Michael Jackson almost

She looks like Michael Jackson almost
Not quite the same nose.

Not quite the same nose.


Yeah, she has a nose. ;D

Yeah, she has a nose. ;D


Yeah,But what happened to her hair?

Yeah,But what happened to her hair?
Burnt while filming a Cola advertisement?

Burnt while filming a Cola advertisement?


Pepsi Cola?

Pepsi Cola?
One of the Cola drinks at least.

One of the Cola drinks at least.


It's possible that the cola made her hair fall out.

It's possible that the cola made her hair fall out.
Cola is allegedly reputed to rot the teeth, perhaps it you wash your hair with?

Do you Sudoku?

http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/28.jpg

Anybody want to go out with this chick?

Check out her bald spot. :o ;D

she looks a bit like sigourney weaver

she looks a bit like sigourney weaver
http://members.fortunecity.com/noops008/sigourney_weaver051.jpg
Not the Sigourney Weaver I know?

she looks a bit like sigourney weaver
http://members.fortunecity.com/noops008/sigourney_weaver051.jpg


There is an element of truth there. She looks like she's had a run in with Alien.  ;D

she looks a bit like sigourney weaver
http://members.fortunecity.com/noops008/sigourney_weaver051.jpg
Nice "fortunecity" logo.  :D

Flair Enuff. I'm heading up to bed soon myself anyway, I am rather tired

Behold, the last post from DAK.  Was he so tired that he is still sleeping after thirteen days?

Nice "fortunecity" logo.  :D
Exactly the same as me, it must be under copyright.

Behold, the last post from DAK.  Was he so tired that he is still sleeping after thirteen days?
Someone wake him up please!

Behold, the last post from DAK.  Was he so tired that he is still sleeping after thirteen days?


Tee hee. Mike is the 'Rip Van Winkle' of the messageboards.  ;D

Behold, the last post from DAK.  Was he so tired that he is still sleeping after thirteen days?
13 days? I need a 13 day sleep right now.  :P

13 days? I need a 13 day sleep right now.  :P
All this talk of sleep is making me tired!

Nice "fortunecity" logo.  :D

it seems they blocked the image, i should just download it

it seems they blocked the image, i should just download it
Take care with downloading it.

Take care with downloading it.

i downloaded one from another site

Goodnight all.

Goodnight all.


Goodnight Phil.  :)

:D ;D

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,8216.0.html

Sep 2004-March 2005: 200 posts
March 2005-Aug 2005: 5600 posts (approx)  :o

:D ;D

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,8216.0.html

Sep 2004-March 2005: 200 posts
March 2005-Aug 2005: 5600 posts (approx)  :o





Awwwwww, Luke the newb.



Beth

:D ;D

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,8216.0.html

Sep 2004-March 2005: 200 posts
March 2005-Aug 2005: 5600 posts (approx)  :o
My word that is plenty of posts!

Goodnight Phil.  :)
Good evening Bobby.

For them cloud watchers out there...

For them cloud watchers out there...



Aww, that's a swell picture!



Beth

http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/9.jpg

Anybody want a date tonight?^ ;D

http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/9.jpg

Anybody want a date tonight?^ ;D
I think he will still be waiting for somewhile?

http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/9.jpg

Anybody want a date tonight?^ ;D


What the?  ???

She looks a bit like Denise Richards. ;D

What the?  ???
Smoking as well?

Smoking as well?


I don't smoke. I just didn't know what else to say, it was confusing. :D

I don't smoke. I just didn't know what else to say, it was confusing. :D
The cigarette is off putting!

The cigarette is off putting!


True that.

Is the ciggy still alight?

Is the ciggy still alight?


I can't really tell. ???

I can't really tell. ???
In fact do we really care?

Something scary!

Something scary!
I have seen them on TV!

Something scary!


They look like people with glandular problems in sweaters!  ???

Something scary!

what are you doing?
you are going to make a certain member cream his jeans :P  ;D

They look like people with glandular problems in sweaters!  ???
I have forgotten what they are called now!

They look like people with glandular problems in sweaters!  ???


Uncircumcised penises. ;D

I thought they were floating tellatubbies  :o

I thought they were floating tellatubbies  :o
I do believe that Telebubbies are a bit thinner than them.

I thought they were floating tellatubbies  :o


I think they are made by the same people.

I think they are made by the same people.
Both are definitely kiddies programmes.

I do believe that Telebubbies are a bit thinner than them.

Yea, maybe a little

Yea, maybe a little


But, who can name them?

But, who can name them?

Not I!  :D

Not I!  :D
I will let the youngest member here do that.

Boobahs

She looks a bit like Denise Richards. ;D



It could be Denise Richards after her breakup. ;D

I just had to share this pic with you guys

^eewww.... :o

Oh dear!^^

But, who can name them?


You mean the Teletubbies?   ???

If so, their names are Tinky Winky, Dipsy, La La and Po.

As far as the BoohBahs are concerned: that's far beyond me... :-\\

I just had to share this pic with you guys


BOOYAKASHA!

Oh dear!^^

^eewww.... :o


My thoughts exactly. A friend forwarded this to me. If I suffer, everyone else has to LOL ;D

My thoughts exactly. A friend forwarded this to me. If I suffer, everyone else has to LOL ;D

yeah,thanks for that  :P ;D

My thoughts exactly. A friend forwarded this to me. If I suffer, everyone else has to LOL ;D
Who exactly is suffering?

Who exactly is suffering?


Well, I am now...!

(**Wishes he never went to Page 403**)

(**Wishes he never went to Page 403**)

DON'T LOOK BACK....EVER!  :o

Well, I am now...!

(**Wishes he never went to Page 403**)
We are happierly on Page 404 now!

Yes...Page 403 didn't happen!

we all just imagined..it

*gulp*

I am looking forward to Page 405!

Yes...Page 403 didn't happen!


Funny this...usually it's 404 where nothing happens... ::)

Funny this...usually it's 404 where nothing happens... ::)
We all hoped that was the case?

I hereby give you the antidote to Page 403...

I hereby give you the antidote to Page 403...
That is much better.

LMAO!!!!
Your torment is amusing me ;D NO ANTIDOTE!!! HA

Funny this...usually it's 404 where nothing happens... ::)


... or should I say: it's 404 when nothing happens (Error message - Can't find page)  ;)

I hereby give you the antidote to Page 403...
Any more?

I hereby give you the antidote to Page 403...


Awww...how cute. :)

Does anyone know how to juggle?

That is much better.


I have to agree! :)

Awww...how cute. :)

Does anyone know how to juggle?


I can juggle tennis/handballs to a fair extent

Awww...how cute. :)

Does anyone know how to juggle?
Juggle, as in multi-tasking?

I can juggle tennis/handballs to a fair extent
How many balls?

How many balls?


four tops...it's been a while since I juggled balls though

four tops...it's been a while since I juggled balls though
so you have never juggled with a chainsaw that has been switched on?

I just had to share this pic with you guys



What a beautiful girl. ;D

Hey..No Way,  I love my fingers!!

I need another fix?

I hope this makes up for the 75cent picture

I hope this makes up for the 75cent picture



What's the dog looking at?

What's the dog looking at?


You :)

Does anyone know how to juggle?


Don't anyone dare juggle those kitties!

What's the dog looking at?

about 200 pounds of crack ;)

about 200 pounds of crack ;)


shoulda known, he looks a little underweight and shaky

Don't anyone dare juggle those kitties!
I cannot find any images concerning this subject.

I cannot find any images concerning this subject.



hehehe....Paul put up a picture of cute little sleeping kittens a few post back and I responded to the picture by asking if anyone could juggle. 

Paul isn't that crazy to be shouting out random strange things. :P

If you dialed the title of the Glenn Miller song 
“Pennsylvania 6-5000” when he wrote it, who would 
have answered? 

A-      Post Office 
B-      Hotel 
C-      City Hall 
D-      Bar 

If you dialed the title of the Glenn Miller song 
“Pennsylvania 6-5000” when he wrote it, who would 
have answered? 

A-      Post Office 
B-      Hotel 
C-      City Hall 
D-      Bar 



I believe it was a Hotel.



Cat

I believe it was a Hotel.



Cat
It was in on (online) quiz, and the answer has not been revealed yet.

It was in on (online) quiz, and the answer has not been revealed yet.




I was right.


http://www.barrypopik.com/article/354/pennsylvania-6-5000-1940


Cat

I was right.


http://www.barrypopik.com/article/354/pennsylvania-6-5000-1940


Cat
Well done, and it still is the phone number of the Hotel Pennsylvania.

Well done, and it still is the phone number of the Hotel Pennsylvania.


So, what do I get for answering correctly?  ;D





Cat

So, what do I get for answering correctly?  ;D





Cat


Philip Eno's phone number.

Philip Eno's phone number.



Ooooh. Does that mean that I can make obsene phone calls to him?  ;) :D ;D





Cat

So, what do I get for answering correctly?  ;D





Cat
You change to phone anyon of your choice on your own personal phone

Ooooh. Does that mean that I can make obsene phone calls to him?  ;) :D ;D





Cat
Try me?

Ooooh. Does that mean that I can make obsene phone calls to him?  ;) :D ;D


Bit of heavy breathing never went a miss. Maybe even the occasional... clink of tea cups  :o


Try me?


I do believe that's an offer

I do believe that's an offer
But will I answer the phone?

But will I answer the phone?


You better, or the missus might  ;D

Bit of heavy breathing never went a miss. Maybe even the occasional... clink of tea cups  :o
It has always made me laugh when the police finally arrest someone for obsene phone calls and still allow the offender one phone call?

It has always made me laugh when the police finally arrest someone for obsene phone calls and still allow the offender one phone call?


;D ;D ;D Who are you calling ya sick perv, Mr's Jones at number 44  ;D

You better, or the missus might  ;D
Waiting for the phone to ring right now!

It has always made me laugh when the police finally arrest someone for obsene phone calls and still allow the offender one phone call?


hehehe  Good point! :D

But will I answer the phone?



Man, I am hurt. You don't want an obscene phone call from me?  :\'( :\'(





Cat

Man, I am hurt. You don't want an obscene phone call from me?  :\'( :\'(





Cat
I am still waiting for the phone to ring...

I am still waiting for the phone to ring...



I dialed Pennsylvania 6-5000 and got a hotel.





Cat

I dialed Pennsylvania 6-5000 and got a hotel.





Cat
Did you do some heavy breathing, etc?

Did you do some heavy breathing, etc?


Yeah, and they transferred me to the penthouse suite.





Cat

Man, I am hurt. You don't want an obscene phone call from me?  :\'( :\'(





Cat
My phone did just phone, but it was not you!

My phone did just phone, but it was not you!


That is because you have neclected to give me your #.




Cat

That is because you have neclected to give me your #.




Cat
You're more than a number in my little red book!

You're more than a number in my little red book!



AWWWWW. For your information, my number is 2.  :D





Cat

Lucky Number
Lene Lovich

I never used to cry 'cause I was all alone
For me, myself and I is all I've ever known
I never felt the need to have a hand to hold
In everything I do I take complete control
That's where I'm coming from
My Lucky Number's one

I've everthing I need to keep me satisfied
There's nothing you can do to make me change my mind
I'm having so much fun
My Lucky Number's one

I now detect an alien vibration here
There's something in the air besides the atmosphere
The object of the action is becoming clear
An imminent attack upon my heart I fear
The evidence is strong
My Lucky Number's wrong

Something tells me my Lucky Number's gonna be changing soon
Something tells me Lucky Number's gonna be...

You certainly do have a strange effect on me
I never thought that I could feel the way I feel
There's something in your eyes gives me a wild idea
I never want to be apart from you my dear
I guess it must be true
My Lucky Number's two

This rearrangement suits me now I must confess
The number one was dull and number two is best
I wanna stay with you
My Lucky Number's two

Number two, number two...


::)

Lucky Number
Lene Lovich

I never used to cry 'cause I was all alone
For me, myself and I is all I've ever known
I never felt the need to have a hand to hold
In everything I do I take complete control
That's where I'm coming from
My Lucky Number's one

I've everthing I need to keep me satisfied
There's nothing you can do to make me change my mind
I'm having so much fun
My Lucky Number's one

I now detect an alien vibration here
There's something in the air besides the atmosphere
The object of the action is becoming clear
An imminent attack upon my heart I fear
The evidence is strong
My Lucky Number's wrong

Something tells me my Lucky Number's gonna be changing soon
Something tells me Lucky Number's gonna be...

You certainly do have a strange effect on me
I never thought that I could feel the way I feel
There's something in your eyes gives me a wild idea
I never want to be apart from you my dear
I guess it must be true
My Lucky Number's two

This rearrangement suits me now I must confess
The number one was dull and number two is best
I wanna stay with you
My Lucky Number's two

Number two, number two...


::)
you do not hear much of Lene Lovich these days?

Lucky Number
Lene Lovich

I never used to cry 'cause I was all alone
For me, myself and I is all I've ever known
I never felt the need to have a hand to hold
In everything I do I take complete control
That's where I'm coming from
My Lucky Number's one

I've everthing I need to keep me satisfied
There's nothing you can do to make me change my mind
I'm having so much fun
My Lucky Number's one

I now detect an alien vibration here
There's something in the air besides the atmosphere
The object of the action is becoming clear
An imminent attack upon my heart I fear
The evidence is strong
My Lucky Number's wrong

Something tells me my Lucky Number's gonna be changing soon
Something tells me Lucky Number's gonna be...

You certainly do have a strange effect on me
I never thought that I could feel the way I feel
There's something in your eyes gives me a wild idea
I never want to be apart from you my dear
I guess it must be true
My Lucky Number's two

This rearrangement suits me now I must confess
The number one was dull and number two is best
I wanna stay with you
My Lucky Number's two

Number two, number two...


::)


Psha..

R E B E L L I O N  O F  S E L F


Lock me in my cell and leave me to rot,
Everything I Hate is all that you’ve got,
I once loved and felt like you,
Now I Hate everything you do!

Screwed by the system at every turn,
My self worth is none of your concern,
Deceit and lies are what you spread,
If I had my way you would be dead!

I’d drug you with your drink and pull out your hair,
You could scream and scream but I won’t care.
The hurt in me I'll place in you,
The day I died is a day you’ll rue!

Locked in my chambers my hate now returns,
The fear in you will burn and burn,
Skin scraped off and left to dry,
Eventually I'll let you die.

I Slice through muscle and sever nerves,
Wipe blood away and view your curves,
Your luscious body I’d Violate,
Expose your insides to my hate!

Inside my cage you've been locked for weeks,
Your rancid flesh and blood now reaks,
Mutilation of your sacred fetid corpse,
Necrophilia will run it's twisted course.

Your family search to find your remains,
Hunting in the forest for days and days,
They'll never find where you lay in rest,
Your ascent to heaven your final test.

Psha..

R E B E L L I O N   O F   S E L F


Lock me in my cell and leave me to rot,
Everything I Hate is all that you’ve got,
I once loved and felt like you,
Now I Hate everything you do!

Screwed by the system at every turn,
My self worth is none of your concern,
Deceit and lies are what you spread,
If I had my way you would be dead!

I’d drug you with your drink and pull out your hair,
You could scream and scream but I won’t care.
The hurt in me I'll place in you,
The day I died is a day you’ll rue!

Locked in my chambers my hate now returns,
The fear in you will burn and burn,
Skin scraped off and left to dry,
Eventually I'll let you die.

I Slice through muscle and sever nerves,
Wipe blood away and view your curves,
Your luscious body I’d Violate,
Expose your insides to my hate!

Inside my cage you've been locked for weeks,
Your rancid flesh and blood now reaks,
Mutilation of your sacred fetid corpse,
Necrophilia will run it's twisted course.

Your family search to find your remains,
Hunting in the forest for days and days,
They'll never find where you lay in rest,
Your ascent to heaven your final test.
I cannot read a word of that.

you do not hear much of Lene Lovich these days?


I do believe she's dead , Philip. :\'( But I'm not 100% sure. :-\\

I do believe she's dead , Philip. :\'( But I'm not 100% sure. :-\\
By quickly scanning a short bio of her, she must be still well and truly alive.

I cannot read a word of that.


Why is that?

Why is that?
It is all red and blurry, but it can be read by highlighting that section

By quickly scanning a short bio of her, she must be still well and truly alive.


O well, I can't possibly know everything about everyone, can I? ;)

Glad to hear she's alive.

It is all red and blurry, but it can be read by highlighting that section


hmm.. it's black on my screen. I'll modify it

Yeah, and they transferred me to the penthouse suite.





Cat

not the cathouse?

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/132843/2/One_Ugly_Horse.jpg

This here's a picture of my ugly horse. ;D

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/132843/2/One_Ugly_Horse.jpg

This here's a picture of my ugly horse. ;D
That horse looks fine to me.

That horse looks fine to me.


It must be his eyes.

It must be his eyes.
The horse looks to be smiling.

The horse looks to be smiling.


maybe he's being milked   :D

maybe he's being milked   :D



Maybe the cowgirl's doing it

maybe he's being milked   :D
No comment

No comment



and why not Phil?

and why not Phil?
I have never seen a horse being milked before.

I have never seen a horse being milked before.


Horses being milked?  :D ???

Horses being milked?  :D ???


Yeah,Horses can be milked.

Yeah,Horses can be milked.


I've been outa loop for abit. ;D

I've been outa loop for abit. ;D



You have to be careful when milking them

You have to be careful when milking them
I have heard of Goat's Milk before.

I have heard of Goat's Milk before.


I've never drank Goat's Milk before.

I've never drank Goat's Milk before.


have you had bull's milk?    :D

have you had bull's milk?   :D
Nope!

have you had bull's milk?    :D


How do you milk a bull?

With your hands.

With your hands.

warm your hands first  :D

How do you milk a bull?

With your hands.
...and a bucket!

Don't forget gloves!

Don't forget gloves!
Warm the gloves too!

With your hands.


:D :o :D Uuumm... ???

It is getting darker now!

It is getting darker now!


Good bye cruel world!

Good bye cruel world!


...I'm off to join the circus!

(Ask your parents/grandparents!)

I might want to join the circus myself:

http://wh0cares.com/wp-content/images/Circus/Circus%20(12).JPG

...I'm off to join the circus!

(Ask your parents/grandparents!)
Oh what a circus, oh what a show!

http://www.makeup-fx.com/images/clown.JPG

Someone must join the circus^ ;D

You can join this circus if you like...

...but I'd recommend looking several ways before crossing the road!

http://www.makeup-fx.com/images/clown.JPG

Someone must join the circus^ ;D
Looks like plaster has been used for make-up.

You can join this circus if you like...

...but I'd recommend looking several ways before crossing the road!




Where is Picadilly?

Looks like plaster has been used for make-up.



It looks a little bit like plaster

Where is Picadilly?
http://www.travellondon.com/templates/attractions/picts/pic22.jpg

This Piccadilly?

I might want to join the circus myself:




Are you going to be the hirsute beast?

It looks a little bit like plaster
Stucco?