I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

why must people buy food and pay for a place to live, wild animals don't have to

why must people buy food and pay for a place to live, wild animals don't have to
But do animals still have stress?

why must people buy food and pay for a place to live, wild animals don't have to





And they don't have the message boards either.





Cat

why must people buy food and pay for a place to live, wild animals don't have to
Wild animals cannot grasp the concept of that do the charges included in the APR vary, or is the rate fixed? If the charges are variable, your repayments could go up or go down. If the rate is fixed, your repayments will stay the same.

Crissy made that photoshop of you  ;D



Tell her,Thank You I think. ::)

Wild animals cannot grasp the concept of that do the charges included in the APR vary, or is the rate fixed? If the charges are variable, your repayments could go up or go down. If the rate is fixed, your repayments will stay the same.

put a human feeder in your back yard, see if you can attract humans the same way you attract wild birds... of course if you want to see baby humans i suggest a large breasted woman... then again this might be enough for all humans  ::)

"I can't believe Howard is already two-timing Robin"


I copied this quote from Howard Stern and I thought it was funny. ;D

why must people buy food and pay for a place to live, wild animals don't have to
Can it be that the animals are stealing the grass they eat?

When are the nights are stronger than moonshine?

  ^ every may 21st and august 6(my birthday and mare's  :o ;D)

  ^ every may 21st and august 6(my birthday and mare's  :o ;D)
Solved and I have missed these dates for this year!

Question for the day:

Why is called Love in tennis when nothing has been scored by the player?

Solved and I have missed these dates for this year!


there's your reason to believe  :D

She knocked on wood, not just touched it?


Philip

I have noticed that it appears only the British say "touch wood" and everyone else says "knock on wood"

Question for the day:

Why is called Love in tennis when nothing has been scored by the player?


It's a mispronounciation of the French word l'oeuf i.e. the egg describing the shape of the zero

Trust the French to play tennis with eggs...

Can't they use balls like everyone else?

What's that tennis game where they use those odd looking... things instead of balls?


Badminton... that's it.  ::)

Shuttlecocks...

As used by 'Wham' when they first toured...story goes they used to stuff 'em down their shorts to drive the little girls mental...

I'm no expert, but they could've used something a bit more 'impressive'...!

socks perhaps?

Shuttlecocks...
Thats the word I was after.

Trust the French to play tennis with eggs...

Can't they use balls like everyone else?


Gotta have 'em to use 'em  ;D

Yaaaay! Double entendres!

BTW, if you don't wanna call them "shuttlecocks", the other accepted term is "birdie".
Unless, of course, you have a friend who's into golf, you'll just drive them nuts.

...Chiiiii?

DAK

since I can't find your Ask thread at the moment.

Do any other Kaiser Chief's songs sound like "I predict a riot" which I heard on the radio last week and quite liked.


one more chance for someone to answer before I really start to sulk

It's a mispronounciation of the French word l'oeuf i.e. the egg describing the shape of the zero
Correct!

Trust the French to play tennis with eggs...

Can't they use balls like everyone else?
LOL  ;D

Yaaaay! Double entendres!

BTW, if you don't wanna call them "shuttlecocks", the other accepted term is "birdie".
Unless, of course, you have a friend who's into golf, you'll just drive them nuts.

...Chiiiii?
I have a golfing friend of mine who had 5 bogies on his scorecard.

I have a golfing friend of mine who had 5 bogies on his scorecard.


Didn't he have a hankie?

Shuttlecocks...

As used by 'Wham' when they first toured...story goes they used to stuff 'em down their shorts to drive the little girls mental...

I'm no expert, but they could've used something a bit more 'impressive'...!


Tee hee. I heard that too.  ;D

They were taking the term a little too literally.  ;D

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Indeed.

You know.. i have a question.

What's the deal with Tails?

Why don't we have them?

Indeed.

You know.. i have a question.

What's the deal with Tails?

Why don't we have them?
Which kind of Tails?

Which kind of Tails?


Ya know.. like a dog has.

Ya know.. like a dog has.
Thank you, I was thinking of Heads and Tails on the coin too.

Tails on the dog, or a cat.

Let me think.

Indeed.

You know.. i have a question.

What's the deal with Tails?

Why don't we have them?


We used to have them. Some people are still born with tails. But we don't don't need 'em anymore, so...that's evolution Andy.

We used to have them. Some people are still born with tails. But we don't don't need 'em anymore, so...that's evolution Andy.
Over the years, humans have lost the tail, there is a born at the bottom of the spine, the last of the vertebra, called the coccyx, and does nothing usual to humans

We used to have them. Some people are still born with tails. But we don't don't need 'em anymore, so...that's evolution Andy.


Fair enough.

It's not fair though, i want to have been born with a tail!

Indeed.

You know.. i have a question.

What's the deal with Tails?

Why don't we have them?


They get in the way when we sit on the toilet probably, lol. We wear clothes that covers our buttocks too unlike animals which have been given the unfortunate fashion faux-pas of leaving them on show for the flies to get at.  :P

Fair enough.

It's not fair though, i want to have been born with a tail!
You could swat the flies with it?

Fair enough.

It's not fair though, i want to have been born with a tail!


Heh! There are some out there who have a fetish, nay obsession, with this sort of thing...

I recall seeing a C4 (who else?!) documentary on it!

Heh! There are some out there who have a fetish, nay obsession, with this sort of thing...

I recall seeing a C4 (who else?!) documentary on it!
The C4 programme must had been on late at night?

The C4 programme must had been on late at night?


Graveyard shift, I think...when I had a bad insomnia attack...

I couldn't imagine it being on just before 'Countdown'!

Graveyard shift, I think...when I had a bad insomnia attack...

I couldn't imagine it being on just before 'Countdown'!
I must have been asleep that night.

How about a stupid girl joke:

There is three girls who are dead and they're waiting to get into heaven. Well the man at the gates said, " there was a shootout down on thirty fourth street and we have to send a few people down to he**.Plus, you girls' records are toooooooo clean, if you can go back to earth and do the worst thing possible in 6 hours, i will let all of you in." with that they were sent back down to earth and they only had 5 hrs and 55 min to do the worst thing possible. The first girl robbed the bank on 33rd street and the second girl killed her father. when they went back up to heaven the man asked them what they did the first girl replyed, " i robbed the bank on 33rd street." so he let her drink the holy water and go into heaven. Next he asked the second girl what she did and she replyed, "i killed my father." The man was blown away but he let her drink the water and go into heaven. Last he asked the remaining girl what she did and she said, "I peed in the holy water."

Question for the day:

Is it safe to keep a Yucca plant on the balcony to catch the Sun?

Question for the day:

Is it safe to keep a Yucca plant on the balcony to catch the Sun?


So long as Yucca doesn't burn it's hands when it catches the sun, i think it should be okay, Philip  ;)

http://www.stuffonmycat.com/

Cat + Clothing + Too Much Free Time = Stuffonmycat.com  :D ;D

http://www.stuffonmycat.com/

Cat + Clothing + Too Much Free Time = Stuffonmycat.com  :D ;D


Thanks for giving me a well needed laugh, GRS.  ;D

Thanks for giving me a well needed laugh, GRS.  ;D
It's crazy what people with way too much free time come up with.  ;D

It's crazy what people with way too much free time come up with.  ;D


The one with the beer can made me laugh - pets are so daft that they will tolerate anything.  ;D

http://www.stuffonmycat.com/

Cat + Clothing + Too Much Free Time = Stuffonmycat.com  :D ;D


It always intrigues me how people come across this stuff  :D

It always intrigues me how people come across this stuff  :D
I typed "Pictures of Stuff on Cats" in the google search bar.  ::)

I typed "Pictures of Stuff on Cats" in the google search bar.  ::)


but of course.



Why did you type "Pictures of Stuff on Cats" into Google?

but of course.



Why did you type "Pictures of Stuff on Cats" into Google?
That was a joke.  ;D

It was taken off an IRC chat room.  ::)

typing "pictures of stuff on cats" into google gives the original site as the third hit.  The two before it are sites referring to stuffonmycat.com

Ddi any of the other Brits see 'How to Start Your Own Country' on BBC 2 this week?  Apparently the guy doing it, Danny Wallace, used to live in this town.

Anyway if you are fed up with this country why not join his here

Danny's New Country

He already has a national Anthem but not yet a name for the country so you can send him your suggestions.

http://www.stuffonmycat.com/

Cat + Clothing + Too Much Free Time = Stuffonmycat.com  :D ;D




I like this one the best. Yes, that was my cat. I hope everyone can see it. I have a hard time scanning pics in and they usually come out small. Sorry.




Cat

It's crazy what people with way too much free time come up with.  ;D
Crazy? It is a way of life!

So long as Yucca doesn't burn it's hands when it catches the sun, i think it should be okay, Philip  ;)
Thank you, I make myself aware of that.

I have just noticed:

06:26:01 PM Printing the topic "Longest Thread Ever".

Is this Guest printing the whole of the thread?

I have just noticed:

06:26:01 PM Printing the topic "Longest Thread Ever".

Is this Guest printing the whole of the thread?

Why would they want to?  :-\\

I have just noticed:

06:26:01 PM Printing the topic "Longest Thread Ever".

Is this Guest printing the whole of the thread?


A quitting employee with a last act of malice to the company perhaps  ;D

I have just noticed:

06:26:01 PM Printing the topic "Longest Thread Ever".

Is this Guest printing the whole of the thread?




Someone who doesn't have a life?





Cat

Someone who doesn't have a life?





Cat
Possibly preapring the entry of "Longest Thread Ever" in the Guinness Book of Records?

Possibly preapring the entry of "Longest Thread Ever" in the Guinness Book of Records?



Yeah, yeah. That's it!





Cat

Possibly preapring the entry of "Longest Thread Ever" in the Guinness Book of Records?

Ohhh yeah! That must be it!  :D  ;)

Ohhh yeah! That must be it!  :D   ;)
I will buy the book if it is there!

I will buy the book if it is there!




Actually, some relative of my ex-husband in there. Heaviest twins.





Cat

Actually, some relative of my ex-husband in there. Heaviest twins.





Cat
Relatives of your ex?

Actually, some relative of my ex-husband in there. Heaviest twins.





Cat

How much did they weigh?

Relatives of your ex?



Sort of. His relative gave birth to the heavest twins-so of course the twins would be his relatives, too. But I think only her name in the book.





Cat

How much did they weigh?



If I remember correctly, 6 and 7 lbs. Remember this is AT BIRTH.





Cat

If I remember correctly, 6 and 7 lbs. Remember this is AT BIRTH.





Cat

That's big for twins. My boss had twins last year and hers were only about 2 LBs. each

If I remember correctly, 6 and 7 lbs. Remember this is AT BIRTH.





Cat
It was myself or my son that weight 6 and 7 lbs too, but for twins that must be heavy.

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/101130.jpg

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/101130.jpg




That wasn't them. If I am not mistaken, it was a boy and a girl.





Cat

That wasn't them. If I am not mistaken, it was a boy and a girl.





Cat
Certainly one of them is not female.

It's crazy what people with way too much free time come up with.  ;D


Try www.urinal.net - that's crazy too!

Try www.urinal.net - that's crazy too!
Now should we try this?

Try www.urinal.net - that's crazy too!
Don't get too close to the London Dungeon...

Now should we try this?


What've you got to lose?  Actually, it's a curiously interesting time-killer and there's a pircture of a urinal that may have given Adam Ant is stage name.

What've you got to lose?  Actually, it's a curiously interesting time-killer and there's a pircture of a urinal that may have given Adam Ant is stage name.
I am checking out the London ones right now.

Don't get too close to the London Dungeon...


Of course I had to go and look!

http://home.freeuk.com/markaldridge/ugly/femail/up-women-00113.jpg

Someone's missing their daughter. ;D

http://home.freeuk.com/markaldridge/ugly/femail/up-women-00113.jpg

Someone's missing their daughter. ;D
I am not missing her!

I am not missing her!


She has a pig nose. ;D

I am not missing her!


;D ;D ;D

http://www.dropdeadugly.com/dp/uglypics/1-50.jpg

anyone missing a daughter/girlfriend? ;D

http://www.dropdeadugly.com/dp/uglypics/1-50.jpg

anyone missing a daughter/girlfriend? ;D
Oh no, not me!

Oh no, not me!


Would you consider her beautiful or no?

Would you consider her beautiful or no?
She has male features.

She has male features.


Could you tell if she had makeup on?

Could you tell if she had makeup on?
You could ask?

http://www.dropdeadugly.com/dp/uglypics/1-80.jpg

How about this gorgeous blonde? ;D :P

http://www.dropdeadugly.com/dp/uglypics/1-80.jpg

How about this gorgeous blonde? ;D :P
Not exactly Miss World

Not exactly Miss World



It was the smoking that caused it. :P

http://www.dropdeadugly.com/dp/uglypics/1-80.jpg

How about this gorgeous blonde? ;D :P

Not exactly Miss World
More like Spinster World?

More like Spinster World?


Yes you're probably right.

Yes you're probably right.
Any more on offer?

Any more on offer?



No,they're too ugly.

No,they're too ugly.
Oh go on?

Oh go on?



I got it from some site called ugly girls.com

I got it from some site called ugly girls.com

post some hotties ;)

post some hotties ;)


some other time.

some other time.
Please tell me when?

I like this one the best. Yes, that was my cat. I hope everyone can see it. I have a hard time scanning pics in and they usually come out small. Sorry.




Cat
Hey, looks good to me, Cat :)

My house is surrounded by cats, not from our home but from the neighbor next door and behind us in the alley.

Hey, looks good to me, Cat :)



Cat, that is such a funny picture!!  Kitties have such a way of getting themselves into things! My cats like to go down the basement and go into the coal cellar...well today, Vaughn and I were coming home and we were walking up the steps to the house and i happened to look down at the steps...and what did i see?  My little kit-kat was looking up at me through the crack of the steps (the coal cellar is right under the steps).....it was so cute, I wish I had my camera with me!



Erin :)

http://www.dropdeadugly.com/dp/uglypics/1-50.jpg

anyone missing a daughter/girlfriend? ;D




Hmmm....




Sexy.



Beth

Hmmm....




Sexy.



Beth




she looks familiar....I think I've seen her in Fayette County before! LOL!




Erin :)

she looks familiar....I think I've seen her in Fayette County before! LOL!




Erin :)




Dude, YES...I think she runs the Ferris wheel!  :o


Beth

Dude, YES...I think she runs the Ferris wheel!  :o


Beth



OMFG!!! By George, I think you're right! ;)




Erin :)

A vote on the BBC Entertainment Page.

How has Big Brother 6 been for you?
Great -  29.67% 
Appalling -  70.33% 
15234 Votes Cast

A vote on the BBC Entertainment Page.

How has Big Brother 6 been for you?
Great -  29.67% 
Appalling -  70.33% 
15234 Votes Cast



That 70-odd percent MUST be lying in their teeth! I mean, seriously: why watch the show if it's appalling to you? :-\\

That 70-odd percent MUST be lying in their teeth! I mean, seriously: why watch the show if it's appalling to you? :-\\
That is right, if the programme was appalling to you, you would not watch in the first place.

A vote on the BBC Entertainment Page.

How has Big Brother 6 been for you?
Great -  29.67% 
Appalling -  70.33% 
15234 Votes Cast

I can't believe it's actually on for another season  :P  I guess someone must be watching it.

I can't believe it's actually on for another season  :P  I guess someone must be watching it.
Watching it and then turning the TV off rather quickly.

post some hotties ;)


Here you go, jiminy! ;)

Just type ANY JIBBERISH and let's make the longest Internet thread ever!

ddd
Does anyone wish to talk jibberish tonight?

Here you go, jiminy! ;)




Ooooh!

Here you go, jiminy! ;)


I've never seen Jiminy look so attractive before . . .  :-[ ;D

Here you go, jiminy! ;)
Are there anymore?

I've never seen Jiminy look so attractive before . . .  :-[ ;D


Yes, he's just the little hottie! ;D

Are there anymore?


None of jiminy, but will you accept this as a replacement?

None of jiminy, but will you accept this as a replacement?
She has a different face...

Here you go, jiminy! ;)


:oMy eyes, my eyes....they're burning!!!!

Does the rain plays havoc with Baseball in a similar fashion it does with Cricket?

Yes, he's just the little hottie! ;D


Tee hee. Jiminy the little hottie! Who would have thunk it?  ;D

None of jiminy, but will you accept this as a replacement?


That can replace Jiminy anytime.  ;D

http://www.johnnorrisbrown.com/classic-nick/heathcliff/Image48.jpg

Come on, Mongo!!! Dosh garn it, too heck anyway!!! Where's Cleo? Kitty and Cleo, Kitty and Cleo.....!!!!!

She has a different face...


Do you prefer jiminy's face? ;D ;D

If so, I can accommodate you. ;)

Cat, that is such a funny picture!!  Kitties have such a way of getting themselves into things! My cats like to go down the basement and go into the coal cellar...well today, Vaughn and I were coming home and we were walking up the steps to the house and i happened to look down at the steps...and what did i see?  My little kit-kat was looking up at me through the crack of the steps (the coal cellar is right under the steps).....it was so cute, I wish I had my camera with me!



Erin :)



The cat I have now also likes to go into the basement (where she is not allowed) and usually comes back up with cobwebs attached to her whiskers.


As for that picture, after taking the picture, I went to take the can off of her and she freaked out because she couldn't see and starting running and ran right into the wall-which pushed the can even further on her head. Then she turned and started running again and once again, ran into the wall. After I got the can off of her, she still wanted to lick it out but it was so funny watching her because didn't want to go in too far. She learned her lesson.  ;D ;D




Cat

Does the rain plays havoc with Baseball in a similar fashion it does with Cricket?
Yes but I don't mind it as much as those loser Twins playing in the baggie-dome in Minnesota ::) :P :-\\

None of jiminy, but will you accept this as a replacement?
If he won't, I certainly will :)

I'm testing out something, let's see if this word is a bad word...

shizzle

On gamefaqs, the censor program wouldn't let me use "shizzle". I'm wanting to know why(although it's stupid either way)!

Do you prefer jiminy's face? ;D ;D

If so, I can accommodate you. ;)
Oh go on then?

On gamefaqs, the censor program wouldn't let me use "shizzle". I'm wanting to know why(although it's stupid either way)!
Did you mean chizzle?

Did you mean chizzle?


No, shizzle. Is chizzle a bad word?

No, shizzle. Is chizzle a bad word?
To me shizzle means to be cheated on, but never known it as swear word.

Did you mean chizzle? Is what my online dictionary asked.

" fo'  shizzle" means for sure. 

" fo'  shizzle" means for sure. 
Can this be a new language to me?

Here you go, jiminy! ;)



please ask my permission before posting such photos  ;D

please ask my permission before posting such photos  ;D


How about something such as this?

Fo Shizzle On My Nizzle. ;D

Fo' Shizzle On My Nizzle. ;D

what's a Nizzle?   ::)

what's a Nizzle?   ::)


I've never heard of a nizzle before.

How about something such as this?



what did i do wrong to get arrested?  :D

what did i do wrong to get arrested?  :D



Were you planning on a little S & M Jim? ;)

Were you planning on a little S & M Jim? ;)

sounds interesting   8)

sounds interesting   8)


too me it sounds way too bloody. :o

too me it sounds way too bloody. :o

why blood?

why blood?


Sadism and Masochism sometimes involves violence and maybe blood and extreme pain.

Sadism and Masochism sometimes involves violence and maybe blood and extreme pain.

drinking blood like vampires do?  :D

drinking blood like vampires do?  :D



whipping with a cat o nine tails.

whipping with a cat o nine tails.

funny looking cat   ;D

funny looking cat   ;D


a regular whip.

a regular whip.


You keep talking dirty Howard, Robin will have to put you back in your cage  ;D ;)

I've never heard of a nizzle before.
Nizzle is a new word for me too.

Were you planning on a little S & M Jim? ;)
S & M, Sausages & Mash?

Nizzle is a new word for me too.


"Fo shizzle my nizzle"  is african american ghetto slang for "for sure my ni***r" .  It is one of those
things only used by black and wanna be black rappers.

"Fo shizzle my nizzle"  is african american ghetto slang for "for sure my ni***r" .  It is one of those
things only used by black and wanna be black rappers.
Myself and rap have never crossed our paths.

"Fo shizzle my nizzle"  is african american ghetto slang for "for sure my ni***r" .  It is one of those
things only used by black and wanna be black rappers.


For what it's worth, that sounds stupid, lol. I suppose each generation has to have their own obscure terminology to belong.

Oh. I wonder what 'nozzle' and 'drizzle' mean in American Ghetto Slang?  ;D

"Fo shizzle my nizzle"  is african american ghetto slang for "for sure my ni***r" .  It is one of those
things only used by black and wanna be black rappers.
I can understand rhyming slang, but nizzle does not even rhyme with the afore-mention word.

I can understand rhyming slang, but nizzle does not even rhyme with the afore-mention word.


It's just slang, Phil, not rhyming slang. We're not talking London now.  ;) ;D

"Fo shizzle my nizzle"  is african american ghetto slang for "for sure my ni***r" .  It is one of those
things only used by black and wanna be black rappers.
Didn't Guy Gibson of the Dam Busters fame (during WW2) have a black labrador called Nizzle?

Didn't Guy Gibson of the Dam Busters fame (during WW2) have a black labrador called Nizzle?


I don't know but I have heard pizzle is a euphemism for something else (I heard it in 'Coming to America' with Eddie Murphy).

I don't know but I have heard pizzle is a euphemism for something else (I heard it in 'Coming to America' with Eddie Murphy).
I have heard of fizzle before, as in fizzle out...

I have heard of fizzle before, as in fizzle out...


Ah yeah, that too. What about sizzle? Good word for describing sausages in a pan.

I'm a sarcastic sod, aren't I?  ;D

Ah yeah, that too. What about sizzle? Good word for describing sausages in a pan.

I'm a sarcastic sod, aren't I?  ;D
This talk of sausages  in a pan is making me hungry.

This talk of sausages  in a pan is making me hungry.
Must be time for tea.  :D

(Although tonight's tea doesn't consist of "sausages in a pan")

Must be time for tea.  :D

(Although tonight's tea doesn't consist of "sausages in a pan")
It would breakfast for me, by no time to cook it.

Ah yeah, that too. What about sizzle? Good word for describing sausages in a pan.


Did I hear somebody say Frizzle Sizzle...? ::)

Did I hear somebody say Frizzle Sizzle...? ::)


Can anything get more 80s than that picture?  ;D

Can anything get more 80s than that picture?  ;D


I think I should also post it in the Bad Bad 80s Hair thread... ;D

I think I should also post it in the Bad Bad 80s Hair thread... ;D


Ha ha! Very apt, Henk. Is that a proper pop song?

Ha ha! Very apt, Henk. Is that a proper pop song?


??? If you mean "Never give up" - yes, it was. It was the second single by this Dutch group, who had formed to participate in the 1986 Eurovision Song Contest (they ended up #13).

??? If you mean "Never give up" - yes, it was. It was the second single by this Dutch group, who had formed to participate in the 1986 Eurovision Song Contest (they ended up #13).


I might have to download it then, lol. For a second, it looked like a tacky hair advert or something.  ;D

I might have to download it then, lol. For a second, it looked like a tacky hair advert or something.  ;D


Well, I would certainly NEVER frizzle or sizzle my hair (let alone both)!! And I don't even have that much left... ;D ;D

Well, I would certainly NEVER frizzle or sizzle my hair (let alone both)!! And I don't even have that much left... ;D ;D


I thought it was a fancy name for those heated curling tongue things, lol.

Having very little hair is nothing to worry about. My grandad was bald before he died and he was quite charming with the ladies.  ;D

OK the shizzle, fizzle, nizzle and all other izzle's is getting OLD!  :o::)  Can we post these back in the 1990's please. :P

OK the shizzle, fizzle, nizzle and all other izzle's is getting OLD!  :o::)  Can we post these back in the 1990's please. :P


What would you like to talk about then, Jacks?  :)

What would you like to talk about then, Jacks?  :)


Anything but fo shizzle. ;D  Understand my nizzle? :P ;) ::)

Anything but fo shizzle. ;D  Understand my nizzle? :P ;) ::)


Understand your what?  ;D

Understand your what?  ;D


No, I'm calling you my nizzle! ;D

See now I'm nizzling and sizzling! :o >:(  ;D

No, I'm calling you my nizzle! ;D

So . . . I'm a black man?  ??? ;D

See now I'm nizzling and sizzling! :o >:(  ;D

Er . . . Jacks what are you on about? LOL!!!  ;D

So . . . I'm a black man?  ??? ;D

Er . . . Jacks what are you on about? LOL!!!  ;D



It's not worth it! ;D

It's not worth it! ;D


Are you sugaring my nipple or something?  ;D

Are you sugaring my nipple or something?  ;D


Great change of topic lad!  :D

Let's talk about sugaring your nipples. ;D

Great change of topic lad!  :D

Let's talk about sugaring your nipples. ;D


How would I go about doing that? I think I would need some syrup to stick the grains of sugar on . . . Jacks! What have you turned me into!?!  ;D

How would I go about doing that? I think I would need some syrup to stick the grains of sugar on . . . Jacks! What have you turned me into!?!  ;D


;D ;D

A black male? ??? ;)

;D ;D

A black male? ??? ;)


I've heard that has it's advantages . . .  8) ;D

I've heard that has it's advantages . . .  8) ;D



Not necessarily... so I have been told.  ;) ;D





Cat

Not necessarily... so I have been told.  ;) ;D


Lol. Really? An urban myth shattered before my very eyes . . .

I was gonna ask how do you know?  ;) ;D

Lol. Really? An urban myth shattered before my very eyes . . .

I was gonna ask how do you know?  ;) ;D




:-X




Cat

:-X


Says it all.  ::) ;D

No, I'm calling you my nizzle! ;D



sorry, but nizzle is a continent. ;D :P

No, I'm calling you my nizzle! ;D

See now I'm nizzling and sizzling! :o >:(  ;D


I'll be your nizzle then . . .  ::) ;D

I thought we were talking about nipples and black men!  How did we get back to nizzle!!!!!!!!  :o ;D

I thought we were talking about nipples and black men!  How did we get back to nizzle!!!!!!!!  :o ;D


I just noticed the post you made when Odyssey responded to it. Okay let's talk about black men and nipples, I'm ready for it!  ;D

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?


Tee hee! That so reminds me of a line from the film Airplane.  ;D

Tee hee! That so reminds me of a line from the film Airplane.  ;D


;D

;D



And the reality to that question is yes . . . accidentally. :P

And the reality to that question is yes . . . accidentally. :P


I've seen them by accident too. :P ::)

I've seen them by accident too. :P ::)


You've seen a grown man by accident? I thought it was a good thing for a grown woman to see a grown man naked . . . provided it's not your dad or anything like that . . .  ;D


. . . and you fancy him.  ;D

Tee hee! That so reminds me of a line from the film Airplane.  ;D




"Do you like movies about gladiators?"    :D ;D





Cat

And the reality to that question is yes . . . accidentally. :P


I KNEW IT!!! You sod, i should never have told you i was taking a shower!

"Do you like movies about gladiators?"    :D ;D


One of the best parts in the film really.  ;D

I KNEW IT!!! You sod, i should never have told you i was taking a shower!


Tee hee. It wasn't the best visual experience I have had in my life.  ;D

Tee hee. It wasn't the best visual experience I have had in my life.  ;D


Git!

It was cold water  ;D

Git!

It was cold water  ;D


Ha ha! I get you now!!!!  ;D

To go into it anymore would be just too freakin' embarrassing - even for me.  ;D

"Do you like movies about gladiators?"    :D ;D





Cat


I was going to put that too, but didn't think anyone would remember that part. ;D ;D

Ha ha! I get you now!!!!  ;D

To go into it anymore would be just too freakin' embarrassing - even for me.  ;D


;D

You've got no excuse mate, you were in the jacuzzi ;D

;D

You've got no excuse mate, you were in the jacuzzi ;D


If only.  ;D

Git!

It was cold water  ;D
Nothing beats a cold shower.

OK, when is this thread gonna be the longest ever? :-\\

OK, when is this thread gonna be the longest ever? :-\\
Hopefully around Christmas time.

Chinese food.
I like chinese food too.

Ok, my friend Nick just e-mailed me about the funniest thing ever!!

Whilst he and his dad we're out getting some food somebody stole one of there trees!!!

A big fir tree.  ;D ;D

I nearly died laughing after i read it.

Who on earth steals a tree!  ;D

Ok, my friend Nick just e-mailed me about the funniest thing ever!!

Whilst he and his dad we're out getting some food somebody stole one of there trees!!!

A big fir tree.  ;D ;D

I nearly died laughing after i read it.

Who on earth steals a tree!  ;D
A tree rustler?

A tree rustler?


;D You seem to know an awful lot about this!!

;D You seem to know an awful lot about this!!
...but really trees are not my scene!

Ok, my friend Nick just e-mailed me about the funniest thing ever!!

Whilst he and his dad we're out getting some food somebody stole one of there trees!!!

A big fir tree.  ;D ;D

I nearly died laughing after i read it.

Who on earth steals a tree!  ;D




Maybe they were just moving it to a better location. Are you sure that they just didn't "misplace" it?  :D ;D





Cat

Ok, my friend Nick just e-mailed me about the funniest thing ever!!

Whilst he and his dad we're out getting some food somebody stole one of there trees!!!

A big fir tree.  ;D ;D

I nearly died laughing after i read it.

Who on earth steals a tree!  ;D
I demand consideration for the squirrel that lived in those trees!

I demand consideration for the squirrel that lived in those trees!


...and don't forget the woodpeckers...

...but really trees are not my scene!


Please enlighten as to what is your scene?


Maybe they were just moving it to a better location. Are you sure that they just didn't "misplace" it? :D ;D


The funnies thing is that they were only gone for about 15 minutes so whoever took it couldn't have had time to cut it up to get in a car, literally whoever took it must have walked with a tree, and i reckon it would take 2-3 people to carry, they must have walked with this tree, either through the town centre or out of town in to the country on the way to nowhere.. it hasn't been seen since  ;D

You keep talking dirty Howard, Robin will have to put you back in your cage  ;D ;)



She says that I'm a dirty ol' man. ;D

She says that I'm a dirty ol' man. ;D


I think we all are sometimes.

Does she like it when you talk dirty  ;D

S & M, Sausages & Mash?


Sadism And Masochism is a form of sexual disipline.

Sadism And masochism is a form of sexual disipline.


Thanks for that one mate... Philip will be off to Soho any time now  ;D

I think we all are sometimes.

Does she like it when you talk dirty  ;D


Not really but she hates it when I talk dirty especially when little kids are around sometimes. :-[

Anybody into Sadism And Masochism? ;D

Ok, my friend Nick just e-mailed me about the funniest thing ever!!

Whilst he and his dad we're out getting some food somebody stole one of there trees!!!

A big fir tree.  ;D ;D

I nearly died laughing after i read it.

Who on earth steals a tree!  ;D

at lease he left the cannabis bushes alone  ::)

This picture is not for the squeamish:



Maybe you ought to remove it Howard.. don't want you getting in trouble.

Maybe you ought to remove it Howard.. don't want you getting in trouble.


I'm following Andy there, Howard - remove it!

Maybe you ought to remove it Howard.. don't want you getting in trouble.



I removed it.

I removed it.


Good idea. Dosen't bother me, but i expect it would rile some people.

Good idea. Dosen't bother me, but i expect it would rile some people.



Yeah,it wasn't showing much of anything.

Good idea. Dosen't bother me, but i expect it would rile some people.


It bothers me none either but I know it certainly could have got him banned.

It bothers me none either but I know it certainly could have got him banned.


Don't want that to happen anymore. :-[

Don't want that to happen anymore. :-[


That could have happened right there and then.  ;)

That could have happened right there and then.  ;)



Thank God he's not here to see it.

I removed it.
Which picture was that?

Which picture was that?


A picture of Sadism/Masochism

A picture of Sadism/Masochism


Huh, I'm gone for a day, and this happens? ???

Huh, I'm gone for a day, and this happens? ???


Don't worry Step,It was removed.

" fo'  shizzle" means for sure. 


And that didn't get past gamefaqs censor program?  ???

They have some weird rules, considering that you can post words like "fetish" and "sex"(two words I have posted myself before in one way or another).

"shizzle" was used by itself and didn't get through.. I wonder what other meanings it might have?

Don't worry Step,It was removed.


Well, it would've surprised me; but it wouldn't really have bothered me.

Huh, I'm gone for a day, and this happens? ???
Have I missed it?