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Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: La Roche on 07/18/07 at 11:15 pm
Aerosmith will be in Illinois, & Connecticut & Mass. I think in Sep, but didn't see any Mizzou tour dates. seen em many a time and every time they kick ass. every time! best classic rock show going today. IMO 8)
Which is fine, considering I live in Illinois. :) Because of how St. Louis has grown, probably about 35-40% of the city is actually in Illinois, and I don't mean East St. Louis, that's a separate city which we all look at with scorn and disgust. ;D
Where in Illinois? Not that it matters, I'd be perfectly happy to drive up to Chicago to see Aerosmith.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/18/07 at 11:24 pm
Which is fine, considering I live in Illinois. :) Because of how St. Louis has grown, probably about 35-40% of the city is actually in Illinois, and I don't mean East St. Louis, that's a separate city which we all look at with scorn and disgust. ;D
Where in Illinois? Not that it matters, I'd be perfectly happy to drive up to Chicago to see Aerosmith.
Mon 09.10.07 Allstate Arena Chicago, IL but it says Rosemont for the site of the Arena, but you know that. 8)
presale starts Wed, 07.11.07 09:00 AM EST On Sale NOW!! and on sale to general public 7/14
not bad prices for these
LOWER LEVEL
US $45.00 - US $125.00
MAIN FLOOR
US $85.00 - US $125.00
UPPER LEVEL
US $45.00 - US $65.00
good luck getting good tix.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: La Roche on 07/18/07 at 11:26 pm
Mon 09.10.07 Allstate Arena Chicago, IL but it says Rosemont for the site of the Arena, but you know that. 8)
presale starts Wed, 07.11.07 09:00 AM EST On Sale NOW!! and on sale to general public 7/14
not bad prices for these
LOWER LEVEL
US $45.00 - US $125.00
MAIN FLOOR
US $85.00 - US $125.00
UPPER LEVEL
US $45.00 - US $65.00
good luck getting good tix.
I might consider dropping $200 for a couple of good tickets.
That's a good question for you, what's the most you've ever paid for concert tickets? I paid the best part of $250 for a scalped Iron Maiden tickets (Pete paid even more than that) in London once, but then again, it was a pretty special night and totally worth it.
Thanks for the info Mike.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/18/07 at 11:29 pm
I might consider dropping $200 for a couple of good tickets.
That's a good question for you, what's the most you've ever paid for concert tickets? I paid the best part of $250 for a scalped Iron Maiden tickets (Pete paid even more than that) in London once, but then again, it was a pretty special night and totally worth it.
Thanks for the info Mike.
You'll be glad you did & you're welcome. the most I paid was $100 for the Rolling Stones & $90 for Paul McCartney and these were from ticketmaster but I would pay up to $200-300 bucks if it was for a hard to get ticket & I was taking Lady Di w/me 8)
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: La Roche on 07/18/07 at 11:32 pm
You'll be glad you did & you're welcome. the most I paid was $100 for the Rolling Stones & $90 for Paul McCartney and these were from ticketmaster but I would pay up to $200-300 bucks if it was for a hard to get ticket & I was taking Lady Di w/me 8)
Ticket - $250.
Train Ticket - $100.
Bar Tab - $100+
I reckon it was about $500 each for the night, but so worth it.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/18/07 at 11:34 pm
Ticket - $250.
Train Ticket - $100.
Bar Tab - $100+
I reckon it was about $500 each for the night, but so worth it.
wow, that was an expensive poa :o it better have been worth it
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: La Roche on 07/18/07 at 11:37 pm
wow, that was an expensive poa :o it better have been worth it
What's poa stand for?
Yeah.. me and Pete were discussing that a few months ago, we were trying to work it out and came to the conclusion that about 50% of everything we'd earned in our whole lives we'd spent on beer, fast food and concert tickets.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/18/07 at 11:39 pm
What's poa stand for?
Yeah.. me and Pete were discussing that a few months ago, we were trying to work it out and came to the conclusion that about 50% of everything we'd earned in our whole lives we'd spent on beer, fast food and concert tickets.
piece of ass and here I am, the good Christian boy having to tell you this ;D I'm gonna be in trouble ::)
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: La Roche on 07/18/07 at 11:41 pm
piece of ass and here I am, the good Christian boy having to tell you this ;D I'm gonna be in trouble ::)
Dude, I was Pete...
.. Oh No.. oh that's just wrong.
You're just begging to come over to the dark side, come on Mike, search your feelings, you know it to be true, once you step down the path to the brutality, it becomes ever wider with each step, such power and brutality the likes of which you've never know.
Embrace the darkness.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/18/07 at 11:46 pm
Dude, I was Pete...
.. Oh No.. oh that's just wrong.
You're just begging to come over to the dark side, come on Mike, search your feelings, you know it to be true, once you step down the path to the brutality, it becomes ever wider with each step, such power and brutality the likes of which you've never know.
Embrace the darkness.
I exited the darkness and came into the light. I've tried the wide gate that leads to destruction ;D & I like the narrow way. It's cool
although your darkness is a bit darker :o I told you Andy, you're gonna end up a friggin evangelist ;D
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/19/07 at 2:59 am
Choi
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/19/07 at 3:22 am
Dude, I was Pete...
.. Oh No.. oh that's just wrong.
You're just begging to come over to the dark side, come on Mike, search your feelings, you know it to be true, once you step down the path to the brutality, it becomes ever wider with each step, such power and brutality the likes of which you've never know.
Embrace the darkness.
sorry man, I thought you went with a chick ^ :-[
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/19/07 at 4:55 am
Purple Rain
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Howard on 07/19/07 at 6:20 am
Purple Rain
Blue Rain
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/19/07 at 7:11 am
Blue Rain
Blue Moon
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: spaceace on 07/19/07 at 10:52 am
Blue Moon
THE MOODY BLUES
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/19/07 at 11:39 am
THE MOODY BLUES
Blues Brothers
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: La Roche on 07/19/07 at 1:09 pm
I exited the darkness and came into the light. I've tried the wide gate that leads to destruction ;D & I like the narrow way. It's cool
although your darkness is a bit darker :o I told you Andy, you're gonna end up a friggin evangelist ;D
As long as there's a breath of life in my body.. as long as I'm breathing in and out.. it will always be darkness.
As I said to my only son before I murdered him.. "I love you, but I've chosen darkness." Then I used dark forces to take his essence and put it in to two new bodies.. that I have since continued the corruption of. (Andrew/Marsh) I did this because I figured I could spread more hate with two heirs.
Then when all the hate was spread, they'd kill each other to prove their devotion to their dark lord and father and in the ensuing chaos I would steal their youth and reign for a further thousand years.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Apricot on 07/19/07 at 1:19 pm
Then I used dark forces to take his essence and put it in to two new bodies.. that I have since continued the corruption of. (Andrew/Marsh) I did this because I figured I could spread more hate with two heirs.
Then when all the hate was spread, they'd kill each other to prove their devotion to their dark lord and father and in the ensuing chaos I would steal their youth and reign for a further thousand years.
Please, Marsh has no hope of destroying me... he still has to keep his evil semi-concealed due to a year of Christian school and a religious household.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: La Roche on 07/19/07 at 1:37 pm
Please, Marsh has no hope of destroying me... he still has to keep his evil semi-concealed due to a year of Christian school and a religious household.
Then victory is assured my son?
Don't be so naieve, his hatred has built fast, years of religious violation have caused his anger to burst forth like a budding flower. His power is small, but his potential for brutality is vast, you'd be wise to watch him boy.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: YWN on 07/19/07 at 2:58 pm
Then victory is assured my son?
Don't be so naieve, his hatred has built fast, years of religious violation have caused his anger to burst forth like a budding flower. His power is small, but his potential for brutality is vast, you'd be wise to watch him boy.
Our dark lord and father is correct, Andrew. The alliance between brothers of darkness is strong...strong, but temporary. For one day you will sleep with my last female friend, and I will rise up in wrath against you and summon the powers of darkness...
...For you may have Odin on your side...
...but I have Lucifer himself.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: La Roche on 07/19/07 at 3:25 pm
Our dark lord and father is correct, Andrew. The alliance between brothers of darkness is strong...strong, but temporary. For one day you will sleep with my last female friend, and I will rise up in wrath against you and summon the powers of darkness...
...For you may have Odin on your side...
...but I have Lucifer himself.
Like locusts are the both of you, feasting on the darkness surrounding us.
It is all moving forward as I have foreseen, one of you shall kneel before me, and one of you shall burn.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: YWN on 07/19/07 at 3:28 pm
Like locusts are the both of you, feasting on the darkness surrounding us.
It is all moving forward as I have foreseen, one of you shall kneel before me, and one of you shall burn.
May I see to it that while I am kneeling before you, I will too be burning in my wrath against all that would try to illuminate my beautiful darkness.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/19/07 at 3:39 pm
I find your lack of 2012 disturbing.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: YWN on 07/19/07 at 3:52 pm
You words speak of outstanding darkness, yet you have not proven yourself. Churches remain standing, pastors remain un-murdered.. there is much work to be done.
You underestimate me...for my mission is not to kill, but to corrupt. An inside job--the darkness penetrating the light. I have a good friend who was Catholic up until he had known me for about eight months--now he rejects his Christ Illusion.
Furthermore, I plan to become leader of the Southern Baptists...and have the organization sanction a candidate I will have set up, a close friend most likely, who will be a fellow worshiper of Lucifer. You know how those Baptists are--they'll do anything they're told. I will be like Satan's Karl Rove.
As soon as the throne of darkness is in the Oval Office...the real brutality begins.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: La Roche on 07/19/07 at 3:56 pm
You underestimate me...for my mission is not to kill, but to corrupt. An inside job--the darkness penetrating the light. I have a good friend who was Catholic up until he had known me for about eight months--now he rejects his Christ Illusion.
Furthermore, I plan to become leader of the Southern Baptists...and have the organization sanction a candidate I will have set up, a close friend most likely, who will be a fellow worshiper of Lucifer. You know how those Baptists are--they'll do anything they're told. I will be like Satan's Karl Rove.
As soon as the throne of darkness is in the Oval Office...the real brutality begins.
It is all unfolding as I have planned.
Your brother disappoints me with his lack of forethought, his inability to think so far outside of the box.
I would be proud to command you as President, you will kneel before your Emperor.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: YWN on 07/19/07 at 4:01 pm
It is all unfolding as I have planned.
Your brother disappoints me with his lack of forethought, his inability to think so far outside of the box.
I would be proud to command you as President, you will kneel before your Emperor.
Andrew can be my black metal minstrel. Otherwise, he's practically useless.
I will be honored to kneel before you--the filthy masses must settle for praying in your direction. Of course, that's why our Evil Reich will dispense compasses to the general population. Inscribed on the outside of the compass would be a symbol of Bathomet...for morale, of course.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Howard on 07/19/07 at 7:55 pm
Blues Brothers
Smply Red
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Apricot on 07/19/07 at 10:10 pm
Then victory is assured my son?
Don't be so naieve, his hatred has built fast, years of religious violation have caused his anger to burst forth like a budding flower. His power is small, but his potential for brutality is vast, you'd be wise to watch him boy.
The anger is strong, but unrefined... only if he can harness the vast amounts will he pose any threat.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: La Roche on 07/19/07 at 10:56 pm
The anger is strong, but unrefined... only if he can harness the vast amounts will he pose any threat.
His anger is most brutal, but not in any manner focused, all hearsay at this point. I have foreseen him growing in his brutality, but he must make strides himself.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: La Roche on 07/19/07 at 10:57 pm
Andrew can be my black metal minstrel. Otherwise, he's practically useless.
I will be honored to kneel before you--the filthy masses must settle for praying in your direction. Of course, that's why our Evil Reich will dispense compasses to the general population. Inscribed on the outside of the compass would be a symbol of Bathomet...for morale, of course.
Your plans, though brutal, are complex, mere mortals cannot comprehend, they are unworthy and must suffer.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Apricot on 07/19/07 at 11:00 pm
Andrew can be my black metal minstrel. Otherwise, he's practically useless.
I will be honored to kneel before you--the filthy masses must settle for praying in your direction. Of course, that's why our Evil Reich will dispense compasses to the general population. Inscribed on the outside of the compass would be a symbol of Bathomet...for morale, of course.
You aim to enslave the filthy masses? Your Evil Reich is too humane.
You neglect to bring suffering.. only submission. You have fallen short.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: La Roche on 07/19/07 at 11:08 pm
You aim to enslave the filthy masses? Your Evil Reich is too humane.
You neglect to bring suffering.. only submission. You have fallen short.
You are correct my son, he see's them as more than fuel, he see's them.. as individuals, a critical flaw.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Apricot on 07/19/07 at 11:13 pm
You are correct my son, he see's them as more than fuel, he see's them.. as individuals, a critical flaw.
Indeed it is.. you're seeing a group of worshippers.. I'm seeing 500 pounds of flesh and countless usable, violatable orifices.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: YWN on 07/20/07 at 1:40 am
"One thing you should know about me is that I'm crazy! I mean, I am a nut! Everybody's always telling me, Shirley, you are so quirky! And I'm all, I know! For example, sometimes I'll eat peanut right out of the jar! Seriously! And today--I'm wearing two different colored socks! Just to be wacky! I guess I've always just been weird! How about you?"
"When you went to answer the phone, I took a dump in your toaster."
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/20/07 at 1:40 am
"You're practically too cool for words. You've got more indie rock knowledge in your pinky finger than Guided By Voices has songs! You went to your first Mudhoney concert when you were 14. You knew Green Day before they sold out to the masses. You can name every side project Lou Barlow has been in, complete with all album and song titles. You throw out words like "Thurston," "lo-fi," and "Kill Rock Stars." You wear jeans, old band tees, Converse. You hang with other gurus and people you can lord over. You're intelligent, but big-headed. Passionate, but hot-tempered. You will one day rule the earth."
I love how few and irrelevant the questions they asked were.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Red Ant on 07/20/07 at 4:20 am
Please keep any religious (or anti religious) talk confined to the political/religious boards (or to PMs). Discussing/roleplaying the Dark Lord and his plans to rape, murder, mutilate, etc. here is a *bit* much.
Ant
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: La Roche on 07/20/07 at 10:23 am
Please keep any religious (or anti religious) talk confined to the political/religious boards (or to PMs). Discussing/roleplaying the Dark Lord and his plans to rape, murder, mutilate, etc. here is a *bit* much.
Ant
... not... religious... at all.. ???
Dude...
http://www.aoqz76.dsl.pipex.com/Web%20Page%20Components/Wallpaper/Movies/Darth%20Vader%20Face.jpg
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/20/07 at 11:19 am
... not... religious... at all.. ???
Dude...
http://www.aoqz76.dsl.pipex.com/Web%20Page%20Components/Wallpaper/Movies/Darth%20Vader%20Face.jpg
That is someone's father!
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: YWN on 07/20/07 at 11:34 am
...And if people keep calling the popo on us, we'll never supersede the Dark Lord of the Sith.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Apricot on 07/20/07 at 12:21 pm
Please keep any religious (or anti religious) talk confined to the political/religious boards (or to PMs). Discussing/roleplaying the Dark Lord and his plans to rape, murder, mutilate, etc. here is a *bit* much.
Ant
So this is the one that got reported... indeed.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: spaceace on 07/20/07 at 12:25 pm
So this is the one that got reported... indeed.
That and so many others.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Apricot on 07/20/07 at 12:29 pm
That and so many others.
Oh, others got reported too?
I knew there was some anti-religious sentiment in some other threads, but that was more from a political standpoint, less of an over-the-top humor thing.. the stuff in this thread was a running joke.. the other threads (politics and the like), the posts were actually serious. I haven't read every post, though, so I can't really say.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: La Roche on 07/20/07 at 1:13 pm
Oh, others got reported too?
I knew there was some anti-religious sentiment in some other threads, but that was more from a political standpoint, less of an over-the-top humor thing.. the stuff in this thread was a running joke.. the other threads (politics and the like), the posts were actually serious. I haven't read every post, though, so I can't really say.
Sorry son.
Say, have you seen some flowers and kittens recently? I haven't.. it's such a shame, because I luuuuuuuurrrve flowers and kittens so much.
For dinner.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: YWN on 07/20/07 at 1:14 pm
Sorry son.
Say, have you seen some flowers and kittens recently? I haven't.. it's such a shame, because I luuuuuuuurrrve flowers and kittens so much.
For dinner.
AND HENCEFORTH I WILL ISSUE A WARNING VIA PM
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: spaceace on 07/20/07 at 1:16 pm
AND HENCEFORTH I WILL ISSUE A WARNING VIA PM
CONTAINING ALL CAPITAL LETTERS!!!!
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: YWN on 07/20/07 at 1:22 pm
CONTAINING ALL CAPITAL LETTERS!!!!
DEVOURING OF KITTENS AND/OR FLOWERS CERTAINLY WARRANTS ALL CAPS AND NO PUNCTUATION
conversely, slandering thimbles and/or referring to flavored condoms warrants a cursory scolding in all lower caps and punctuation included.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: La Roche on 07/20/07 at 1:23 pm
DEVOURING OF KITTENS AND/OR FLOWERS CERTAINLY WARRANTS ALL CAPS AND NO PUNCTUATION
conversely, slandering thimbles and/or referring to flavored condoms warrants a cursory scolding in all lower caps and punctuation included.
Being a gimp requires a warning in red.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: YWN on 07/20/07 at 1:24 pm
Being a gimp requires a warning in red.
...Seems like a threat.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: spaceace on 07/20/07 at 1:25 pm
...Seems like a threat.
The man has no time for threats. Watch for the red.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: La Roche on 07/20/07 at 1:28 pm
The man has no time for threats. Watch for the red.
Second this.
I don't do threats, I just respond with physical provocation and then have a nap.
Anyway gentles, I'm off out, I'll be in trouble if I'm late.. and then I'll have to kill.. and although it's my second favorite hobby, I'd really rather not today.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: spaceace on 07/20/07 at 1:30 pm
Second this.
I don't do threats, I just respond with physical provocation and then have a nap.
Anyway gentles, I'm off out, I'll be in trouble if I'm late.. and then I'll have to kill.. and although it's my second favorite hobby, I'd really rather not today.
One have to maintain Civility. It has been lovely chatting with you dear Sir.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Howard on 07/20/07 at 1:47 pm
That is someone's father!
Certainly not mine.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: YWN on 07/20/07 at 2:50 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VghCANE7vRw
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Apricot on 07/20/07 at 7:02 pm
CONTAINING ALL CAPITAL LETTERS!!!!
I find capital letters to be disrespectful. Come on, guys.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: spaceace on 07/20/07 at 7:05 pm
I find capital letters to be disrespectful. Come on, guys.
o.k., how about small letters?
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Apricot on 07/20/07 at 7:47 pm
o.k., how about small letters?
Alright, seriously, guys... first you speak in all caps, and now you want to use no caps at all? I'm seriously getting offended.. I don't mock your choice in capitalization.. so why do you mock mine? I think I speak for everyone when I say that no one should ever make jokes about things I like. And of all places, on the INTERNET! How dare someone present a different viewpoint than me on the damn internet. Ridiculous.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: spaceace on 07/20/07 at 7:49 pm
Alright, seriously, guys... first you speak in all caps, and now you want to use no caps at all? I'm seriously getting offended.. I don't mock your choice in capitalization.. so why do you mock mine? I think I speak for everyone when I say that no one should ever make jokes about things I like. And of all places, on the INTERNET! How dare someone present a different viewpoint than me on the damn internet. Ridiculous.
I'm offended that you're offended.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Apricot on 07/20/07 at 7:52 pm
I'm offended that you're offended.
You capitalized that first word there.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: spaceace on 07/20/07 at 7:53 pm
You capitalized that first word there.
i'm offended that you're offended. is that better?
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Apricot on 07/20/07 at 7:57 pm
i'm offended that you're offended. is that better?
Question marks offend me.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: spaceace on 07/20/07 at 8:00 pm
Question marks offend me.
the letter "Q" makes me feel uncomfortable
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Apricot on 07/20/07 at 8:03 pm
the letter "Q" makes me feel uncomfortable
The prefix "un" upsets me, because "I don't believe in God, you." contains both of those letters. Please use "non".
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: YWN on 07/20/07 at 8:26 pm
Awaken from this Orwellian nightmare, O Sleeping Nation
A nursery of ignoramuses visited by the Sandman
His dust is scattered by the shouting disembodied heads
Extracted from the insecurities of the masses and refined to sugar
The weaklings were no match for his majesty’s anesthetic
The annihilation of thought was the birth of a new world
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: spaceace on 07/20/07 at 8:35 pm
The prefix "un" upsets me, because "I don't believe in God, you." contains both of those letters. Please use "non".
noncomfortable. sorry to have upset you.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: YWN on 07/20/07 at 9:33 pm
Naked ladies, what the shit?
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Apricot on 07/20/07 at 9:34 pm
Naked ladies, what the shit?
Ha, I knew the quote was random, but not LTE random.. I'm flattered.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Apricot on 07/20/07 at 9:38 pm
"So.. is that the first time you f--ked a dead girl?"
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: La Roche on 07/21/07 at 1:11 am
noncomfortable. sorry to have upset you.
Your poor use of the English language makes me soil myself and cry.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: YWN on 07/21/07 at 1:13 am
Your poor use of the English language makes me soil myself and cry.
Defecation Tears would be a cool name for a band...
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: La Roche on 07/21/07 at 1:16 am
Defecation Tears would be a cool name for a band...
You know what would be a better name?
SHUTUPYOUUGLYLITTLEGITBEFOREIHITYOUINTHENUTSIWITHASPADE
It'd be a kind of folk/jazz/techno fusion deal.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: YWN on 07/21/07 at 1:22 am
You know what would be a better name?
SHUTUPYOUUGLYLITTLEGITBEFOREIHITYOUINTHENUTSIWITHASPADE
It'd be a kind of folk/jazz/techno fusion deal.
That's actually a legitimate name for an extreme metal band.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: spaceace on 07/21/07 at 7:54 am
Your poor use of the English language makes me soil myself and cry.
I just can't win. Go change.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/21/07 at 8:00 am
Open the pod bay SHUTUPYOUUGLYLITTLEGITBEFOREIHITYOUINTHENUTSIWITHASPADE, HAL.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: spaceace on 07/21/07 at 8:02 am
Open the pod bay SHUTUPYOUUGLYLITTLEGITBEFOREIHITYOUINTHENUTSIWITHASPADE, HAL.
I'll bet you said that in one breath.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/21/07 at 8:15 am
Breathe? Where we're going we don't need breathe.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Apricot on 07/21/07 at 10:36 am
I just can't win. Go change.
You need to start really considering who's feelings you may be hurting with these posts. Remember, ALWAYS:
http://blog.dreamhost.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/serious.jpg
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: spaceace on 07/21/07 at 10:37 am
You need to start really considering who's feelings you may be hurting with these posts. Remember, ALWAYS:
http://blog.dreamhost.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/serious.jpg
you're correct. thank you for the reminder kind sir.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Howard on 07/21/07 at 5:08 pm
the letter "Q" makes me feel uncomfortable
Q? That's impossible.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: spaceace on 07/21/07 at 5:12 pm
Q? That's impossible.
It's all in the interpretation of the letter and who posted it.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Howard on 07/21/07 at 5:18 pm
It's all in the interpretation of the letter and who posted it.
Why is that? ???
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: spaceace on 07/21/07 at 5:26 pm
Why is that? ???
So no one offends anyone. To be polite.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/21/07 at 5:27 pm
The Letter Q? We ain't got no the letter Q! We don't need no the letter Q! I don't have to show you any stinking the letter Q!
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: spaceace on 07/21/07 at 5:36 pm
The Letter Q? We ain't got no the letter Q! We don't need no the letter Q! I don't have to show you any stinking the letter Q!
Well all righty then. Guess we'll have to take an "R".
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: La Roche on 07/21/07 at 5:37 pm
Well all righty then. Guess we'll have to take an "R".
STOP..TAUNTING ME!!!
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/21/07 at 5:38 pm
Well all righty then. Guess we'll have to take an "R".
The Letter R? Where we're going we don't need the letter R.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: spaceace on 07/21/07 at 5:39 pm
STOP..TAUNTING ME!!!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/02/behead.gif
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: spaceace on 07/21/07 at 5:41 pm
The Letter R? Where we're going we don't need the letter R.
Lead on Captain!!! (No R's!!)
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: La Roche on 07/21/07 at 5:41 pm
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/02/behead.gif
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/13/knob.gif
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: spaceace on 07/21/07 at 5:43 pm
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/13/knob.gif
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/13/laughing4.gif
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Apricot on 07/21/07 at 10:54 pm
Bitches can't hang with the streets, she found herself short..
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Apricot on 07/21/07 at 11:52 pm
Go tie your balls in a knot, BREEDER!
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/22/07 at 2:02 am
I've been smoking out my teeth...
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Howard on 07/22/07 at 6:34 am
Well all righty then. Guess we'll have to take an "R".
Would you like a vowel or solve the puzzle? ;D
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/22/07 at 6:47 am
I'll have a 'P' please Bob?
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/22/07 at 9:53 am
I'll have a 'P' please Bob?
I'm sorry, I'm all out of 'P' right now.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: spaceace on 07/22/07 at 12:56 pm
I'm sorry, I'm all out of 'P' right now.
Try the warehouse we got a shipment in yesterday.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Apricot on 07/22/07 at 1:47 pm
There's a pox upon Blackheath, and it isn't far beneath..
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: La Roche on 07/22/07 at 2:03 pm
There's a pox upon Blackheath, and it isn't far beneath..
Beneath what, details boy, details!
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Howard on 07/22/07 at 4:30 pm
I'm sorry, I'm all out of 'P' right now.
How about an "F" "U"? ;D
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Howard on 07/22/07 at 4:30 pm
Try the warehouse we got a shipment in yesterday.
It's pretty fresh.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Apricot on 07/22/07 at 10:06 pm
There's a pox upon Blackheath, and it isn't far beneath..
... where three piggies choose to cry,
Choosing piggies, how to die?
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Apricot on 07/22/07 at 11:24 pm
It was once said by a man who couldn't quit,
"Dope Man, please, can I have another hit?"
The Dope Man said "I don't give a sh-t,
If your girls kneel down and suck my dick."
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/23/07 at 1:17 am
... where three piggies choose to cry,
Choosing piggies, how to die?
There's a marching of pigs. It's a Pig Parade!
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/23/07 at 2:52 am
Why did you grow a beard??
*Sigh* I can't leave you alone for five minutes.
What the Christ? What the Devil?
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/23/07 at 2:54 am
Nothing wrong with having a beard.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/23/07 at 2:59 am
Guest 08:58:36 AM Viewing the topic Longest Thread Ever.
A spy?
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: spaceace on 07/23/07 at 6:27 am
So were being spied on eh? Probably someone from another board.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: karen on 07/23/07 at 8:29 am
So were being spied on eh? Probably someone from another board.
God help 'em!
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: spaceace on 07/23/07 at 8:31 am
God help 'em!
I guess they're gluttons for punishment. You'd have to lurk in here everyday for 4 months to know what's going on.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: karen on 07/23/07 at 8:32 am
I guess they're gluttons for punishment. You'd have to lurk in here everyday for 4 months to know what's going on.
I don't know about that. I reckon a few choice threads would give the 'flavour' of the boards
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: spaceace on 07/23/07 at 8:35 am
I don't know about that. I reckon a few choice threads would give the 'flavour' of the boards
Scare them away too. I suppose.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: karen on 07/23/07 at 9:09 am
Scare them away too. I suppose.
I guess it depends upon the selection ;D
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: danootaandme on 07/23/07 at 10:31 am
Nothing wrong with having a beard.
The Bard had a beard, as a matter of fact many bards had beards
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/23/07 at 1:07 pm
The Bard had a beard, as a matter of fact many bards had beards
http://www.shakespeareglobeusa.org/img/Picture-of-Shakespeare4.jpg
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Howard on 07/23/07 at 4:10 pm
Moustaches and beards are very distinguished.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/23/07 at 4:12 pm
Moustaches and beards are very distinguished.
Yes, indeed.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Howard on 07/23/07 at 4:40 pm
Yes, indeed.
I used to have one in 2000.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/23/07 at 4:43 pm
I used to have one in 2000.
Does Jason (Whistledog) know?
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Howard on 07/23/07 at 4:44 pm
Does Jason (Whistledog) know?
I don't know,you could ask.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/23/07 at 4:44 pm
I don't know,you could ask.
Those wonderful pictures over the last few months.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Howard on 07/23/07 at 4:45 pm
Those wonderful pictures over the last few months.
The Many Faces Of Howard? ;D
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/23/07 at 4:46 pm
The Many Faces Of Howard? ;D
Yes that is the thread.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Howard on 07/23/07 at 4:46 pm
Yes that is the thread.
I haven't seen it in a while.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/23/07 at 4:51 pm
I haven't seen it in a while.
Here is the Many Faces of Howard
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: laffytaffy on 07/23/07 at 11:01 pm
Dewey pardi wardi bastanata chet!
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: DoctorFate on 07/24/07 at 12:20 am
http://www.shakespeareglobeusa.org/img/Picture-of-Shakespeare4.jpgThe Bard had a beard, as a matter of fact many bards had beards
^ Rather a cool looking beard .. not bard, not bard! 8)
Did you know he had a bit of an alcohol problem? One landlord asked him not to return.
I feel sorry for him ... he was just being himself. Yes ... he ended up being the barred bard! :P :D
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: DoctorFate on 07/24/07 at 12:33 am
^ Of course, when he subsequently ended up in prison, he was then the 'barred barred bard who wore a bard' ... not just any old bard. :P 8)
With all those 'bards' to his credit, it's no wonder he's regarded as the greatest bard of all time!
;D :D
P.S. I hear he was a 'reasonable' playwrite ;D
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/24/07 at 1:32 am
^ very bard
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/24/07 at 1:35 am
^ Of course, when he subsequently ended up in prison, he was then the 'barred barred bard who wore a bard' ... not just any old bard. :P 8)
With all those 'bards' to his credit, it's no wonder he's regarded as the greatest bard of all time!
;D :D
P.S. I hear he was a 'reasonable' playwrite ;D
I SWEAR you're GreenLantern.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: DoctorFate on 07/24/07 at 5:55 am
^ I've made that patently obvious elsewhere ... in another thread I believe you've also posted in!
;D
I enjoyed kidding around for a while, but couldn't be bothered to keep it up forever. Sure I'm not the only one here with multiples .. ;) :)
^ I couldn't have said that better myself! ;) ;D
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: karen on 07/24/07 at 6:05 am
I enjoyed kidding around for a while, but couldn't be bothered to keep it up forever. Sure I'm not the only one here with multiples .. ;) :)
I'm not sure but I think there was talk of making it against the rules after some problems with multiple user names
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Howard on 07/24/07 at 6:48 am
I'm a bard,bard man. ;D
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: DoctorFate on 07/24/07 at 7:29 am
Yes, and apparently I'm a bard bard boy! :P ;D
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Howard on 07/24/07 at 7:30 am
What was that game called with the word "Bard" in it? ???
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/24/07 at 7:34 am
Bard Gammon?
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Howard on 07/24/07 at 7:36 am
http://www.thebardstale.com/
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/24/07 at 7:39 am
http://www.thebardstale.com/
So it is not an online game, as like out Arcade.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Apricot on 07/24/07 at 9:42 am
Did you bring your baby?
Babies don't watch this.
Take the seed outside.
Leave it in the streets.
RUN IT OVER AFTER THE SHOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Apricot on 07/24/07 at 9:46 am
http://www.youtube.com/v/23Te7QAsH6w
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/24/07 at 9:49 am
http://women.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00190/shy-385_190749a.jpg
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Apricot on 07/24/07 at 9:55 am
http://women.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00190/shy-385_190749a.jpg
I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU!
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Apricot on 07/24/07 at 11:05 am
How do you do?
How do I do?
How should I ask,
"Where are my shoes?"
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/24/07 at 11:18 am
Well, here we are cracking jokes
How do you do ?
Well, here we are spending time
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Apricot on 07/24/07 at 12:53 pm
BREE! BREE!
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Apricot on 07/24/07 at 1:00 pm
He is the one who killed his own son,
We are the ones he's blaming it on.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/24/07 at 1:02 pm
The magic music grooves me
The dirty rhythm moves me
The devil's gotten to me
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Apricot on 07/24/07 at 1:09 pm
Waow, waow waow, waow...
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/24/07 at 1:12 pm
Blame is the cure
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Apricot on 07/24/07 at 1:14 pm
My life will begin alone, without life, without light...
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/24/07 at 1:15 pm
When I dial the telephone, nobody's home
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Apricot on 07/24/07 at 1:20 pm
If you wanna senzuri, you can senzuri in the office... ONE TWO THREE FOUR
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/24/07 at 1:23 pm
Wouldn't you laugh, there's not much time, there's more on my plate
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/24/07 at 1:26 pm
BREE! BREE!
Hey. I took that from you. BREE!
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Apricot on 07/24/07 at 1:29 pm
At the end of the road,
He calls everyone home,
And the fire will consume us,
Striking through to the bone.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/24/07 at 1:35 pm
So come on in, 't'ain't no sin
To dance around in your bones.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/24/07 at 1:38 pm
You forget I know your tender spots
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: YWN on 07/24/07 at 2:47 pm
No one's gay for Moleman.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/24/07 at 3:01 pm
Feel the power of Babylon
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: YWN on 07/24/07 at 3:33 pm
We shall continue this conversation in the pie cave.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Howard on 07/24/07 at 4:40 pm
I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU!
How do you rape a tree? ???
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/24/07 at 5:19 pm
Grapes?
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Apricot on 07/24/07 at 10:15 pm
JUMP! F--KING JUMP! DO IT YOU PUSSY!
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: YWN on 07/25/07 at 1:21 am
Hey, where did Your Worst Nightmare go?
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: YWN on 07/25/07 at 1:43 am
The Creationist Argument Against Devolution:
The question is, what's gonna happen to the monkeys if we turn into monkeys, like then what are they supposed to do? You know, they're...good at being monkeys already, like if you--okay, we're gonna become monkeys, like, they already know how to go on all the rides and swing around and stuff. So this doesn't make a lot of sense to me.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/25/07 at 2:06 am
¿Es eso una salchicha frÃa que estás sosteniendo en tu mano?
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: karen on 07/25/07 at 4:02 am
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Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/25/07 at 4:05 am
Beat yah!
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Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: karen on 07/25/07 at 4:10 am
It took longer this time.
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must be that extra query ::)
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Howard on 07/25/07 at 6:44 am
JUMP! F--KING JUMP! DO IT YOU PUSSY!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/11/cussing.gif
F' U'. ;D
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/25/07 at 7:18 am
Quickest yet!
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Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: karen on 07/25/07 at 8:25 am
Quickest yet!
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Ha ha!
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Beat that!
:P
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/25/07 at 8:27 am
Ha ha!
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Beat that!
:P
A ha! We have a contest on our hands.
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Did not do so well that time.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: karen on 07/25/07 at 8:35 am
Same time but more queries!
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Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/25/07 at 8:38 am
What are the queries in the first place?
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Getting slower.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: karen on 07/25/07 at 8:41 am
What are the queries in the first place?
No idea, something I've often wondered
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: joedeertae on 07/25/07 at 8:47 am
What are the queries in the first place?
No idea, something I've often wondered
A precise request for information, typically keywords combined with boolean operators and other modifiers, in the field of information retrieval. (from Wiki)
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: karen on 07/25/07 at 8:49 am
A precise request for information, typically keywords combined with boolean operators and other modifiers, in the field of information retrieval. (from Wiki)
Who sets up the request? Is it when I ask it to display the particular page?
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: joedeertae on 07/25/07 at 9:00 am
Who sets up the request? Is it when I ask it to display the particular page?
yes, if you were to Google "in the 00s" it would produce queries for keywords that you provided.
When you click a link for certain information the keywords have already been pre-set but whoever set the link up for those queries......................... I think
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: karen on 07/25/07 at 9:01 am
yes, if you were to Google "in the 00s" it would produce queries for keywords that you provided.
When you click a link for certain information the keywords have already been pre-set but whoever set the link up for those queries......................... I think
So it's all Chucky's fault then!
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/25/07 at 9:36 am
A precise request for information, typically keywords combined with boolean operators and other modifiers, in the field of information retrieval. (from Wiki)
..boolean?
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: DoctorFate on 07/25/07 at 9:38 am
..boolean?
Would Charles Babbage know anything about that?
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/25/07 at 9:40 am
Would Charles Babbage know anything about that?
Not in his day.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: DoctorFate on 07/25/07 at 9:43 am
^ How about that! The inventor of the early computer!
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/25/07 at 9:45 am
^ How about that! The inventor of the early computer!
He did in one way with his Difference Engine
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: DoctorFate on 07/25/07 at 9:48 am
^ It's way back now ... but I did come across his name when I was studying computer electronics in the late 70's
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/25/07 at 9:53 am
Hoh Hoh!! My fastest yet!
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Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: DoctorFate on 07/25/07 at 9:56 am
^ fill me in ... please ... I don't understand
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/25/07 at 10:00 am
^ fill me in ... please ... I don't understand
Look at the bottom of the webpage.
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Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: DoctorFate on 07/25/07 at 10:02 am
So how do you 'play'?
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: DoctorFate on 07/25/07 at 10:03 am
Incidentally, I've also noticed in this thread a lot more poetic type of posts.
Has somebody found a new 'random generator?'
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/25/07 at 10:05 am
Have you ever danced with the Movie Quote Generator in the pale moonlight?
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: DoctorFate on 07/25/07 at 10:08 am
I've used the movie quote generator ... seemed we had a lot more verses going lately ... something else.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/25/07 at 10:11 am
Do not go into the Movie Quote Generator. Stop where you are. Turn away from it. Don't even look at it.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: DoctorFate on 07/25/07 at 10:13 am
^ 'No worries' .... it doesn't take TOO long to get boring ;D
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/25/07 at 10:15 am
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty Movie Quote Generator!
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: DoctorFate on 07/25/07 at 10:16 am
^ .... right. Keep taking the pills ;D
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: karen on 07/25/07 at 10:17 am
Incidentally, I've also noticed in this thread a lot more poetic type of posts.
Has somebody found a new 'random generator?'
Probably lyrics from bands you've never heard of. That's usually the case here
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: DoctorFate on 07/25/07 at 10:18 am
^ some pretty weird one's then, in that case!
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: joedeertae on 07/25/07 at 10:52 am
..boolean?
In mathematics, a finitary boolean function is a function of the form f : Bk → B, where B = {0, 1} is a boolean domain and where k is a nonnegative integer. In the case where k = 0, the "function" is simply a constant element of B.
More generally, a function of the form f : X → B, where X is an arbitrary set, is a boolean-valued function. If X = M = {1, 2, 3, …}, then f is a binary sequence, that is, an infinite sequence of 0's and 1's. If X = = {1, 2, 3, …, k}, then f is a binary sequence of length k.
There are 2^{2^k} such functions. These play a basic role in questions of complexity theory as well as the design of circuits and chips for digital computers. The properties of boolean functions play a critical role in cryptography, particularly in the design of symmetric key algorithms (see S-box).
A boolean mask operation on boolean-valued functions combines values point-wise (for example, by XOR, or other boolean operators).
ROFL!!! ;D
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/25/07 at 11:18 am
In mathematics, a finitary boolean function is a function of the form f : Bk → B, where B = {0, 1} is a boolean domain and where k is a nonnegative integer. In the case where k = 0, the "function" is simply a constant element of B.
More generally, a function of the form f : X → B, where X is an arbitrary set, is a boolean-valued function. If X = M = {1, 2, 3, …}, then f is a binary sequence, that is, an infinite sequence of 0's and 1's. If X = = {1, 2, 3, …, k}, then f is a binary sequence of length k.
There are 2^{2^k} such functions. These play a basic role in questions of complexity theory as well as the design of circuits and chips for digital computers. The properties of boolean functions play a critical role in cryptography, particularly in the design of symmetric key algorithms (see S-box).
A boolean mask operation on boolean-valued functions combines values point-wise (for example, by XOR, or other boolean operators).
ROFL!!! ;D
At has something to do with logic too,
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Apricot on 07/25/07 at 11:50 am
PISSSSS!!
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/25/07 at 11:55 am
Spiders
User Time Action
MSN spider 05:51:46 PM Viewing the topic Smart E's - Sesame's Treat.
GigaBot 05:50:47 PM Posting in Favorite Comedian(s)? .
MSN spider 05:50:36 PM Viewing the topic Separated at birth!!.
Can GigaBot post online?
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Apricot on 07/25/07 at 12:06 pm
MSN spider 05:51:46 PM Viewing the topic Smart E's - Sesame's Treat.
GigaBot 05:50:47 PM Posting in Favorite Comedian(s)? .
Can GigaBot post online?
God, I hope not.. Gigabot sounds terrifying.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/25/07 at 12:13 pm
God, I hope not.. Gigabot sounds terrifying.
Giga means very large?
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: DoctorFate on 07/25/07 at 12:15 pm
In mathematics, a finitary boolean function is a function of the form f : Bk → B, where B = {0, 1} is a boolean domain and where k is a nonnegative integer. In the case where k = 0, the "function" is simply a constant element of B.
More generally, a function of the form f : X → B, where X is an arbitrary set, is a boolean-valued function. If X = M = {1, 2, 3, …}, then f is a binary sequence, that is, an infinite sequence of 0's and 1's. If X = = {1, 2, 3, …, k}, then f is a binary sequence of length k.
There are 2^{2^k} such functions. These play a basic role in questions of complexity theory as well as the design of circuits and chips for digital computers. The properties of boolean functions play a critical role in cryptography, particularly in the design of symmetric key algorithms (see S-box).
A boolean mask operation on boolean-valued functions combines values point-wise (for example, by XOR, or other boolean operators).
ROFL!!! ;D
^
http://www.70disco.com/images/acidspoc.jpg
Yes ... and if you multiply the above quote all by 2.3567832578, then place a 1st class stamp on it, finally putting it through a shredder, it all makes perfect sense!
Entirely logical.
However .. the instructions I was sent to put a toy model of the 'Enterprise' together are anything but .....
http://www.salon.com/ent/feature/1999/10/29/trek/story.jpg
"I've been trying for 5 days!" :\'( :\'( :D
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/25/07 at 12:17 pm
Affirmative Captain.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: La Roche on 07/25/07 at 2:04 pm
God, I hope not.. Gigabot sounds terrifying.
S'ok, Gigabot is one of my minions.. he's easily placated with heroin.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/25/07 at 2:08 pm
All work and no Gigabot makes Jack a dull boy.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/25/07 at 2:11 pm
Incidentally, I've also noticed in this thread a lot more poetic type of posts.
Has somebody found a new 'random generator?'
I make up most of what I post...
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/25/07 at 2:12 pm
When I catch you resting on the tree,
I hope to God you're going to live much longer.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Apricot on 07/25/07 at 4:10 pm
A fine boat, that coffin!
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/25/07 at 4:30 pm
A fine boat, that coffin!
A lot of people say you can't be called the Cap'm unless you drive a boat.
Well, I don't - I don't.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/25/07 at 4:40 pm
I bet you can squeal like a penguin.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Howard on 07/25/07 at 7:03 pm
When I catch you resting on the tree,
I hope to God you're going to live much longer.
Am I going to fall down?
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/25/07 at 10:59 pm
Am I going to fall down?
You tell me.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: La Roche on 07/25/07 at 11:19 pm
Pedicabo ego et uos irrumabo.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/25/07 at 11:22 pm
Pedicabo ego et uos irrumabo.
It's nothing compared to yours.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/25/07 at 11:29 pm
Wait, mine is still holding his hand out like a claw. That shows he's victorious.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/26/07 at 1:56 am
Você não pode manter um homem bom para baixo
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: whistledog on 07/26/07 at 2:16 am
Are you raisin a little joke there?
I am hungry for Raisin Bran
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/26/07 at 2:19 am
I am hungry for Raisin Bran
Cereal would suffice.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: karen on 07/26/07 at 6:38 am
788437
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Howard on 07/26/07 at 6:41 am
You tell me.
Yes, is the answer!
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/103/deadhowardavatar74sc3.jpg
In fact you not only fell down ... but BOTH got your 'asses' kicked in 'tell us about(current) avatar thread'
http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/2714/deadmeatavatar3956sl5.jpg
Still, nobody really dies in cyberspace, do they?
;D
Yes They do!
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9iby6EViKhGdXcBYyKjzbkF/SIG=139a6aab0/EXP=1185536405/**http%3A//www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/253683/2/istockphoto_253683_gun.jpg
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: joedeertae on 07/26/07 at 6:43 am
mareseatoatsanddoeseatoatsandlittlelambseativyakidd'lleativytoowouldn'tyou?
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: karen on 07/26/07 at 6:43 am
mareseatoatsanddoeseatoatsandlittlelambseativyakidd'lleativytoowouldn'tyou?
I'd have the first bit but not the second
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/26/07 at 6:44 am
788437
To 788437, and beyond!
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Howard on 07/26/07 at 6:47 am
mareseatoatsanddoeseatoatsandlittlelambseativyakidd'lleativytoowouldn'tyou?
Way Too fast.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/26/07 at 6:52 am
mareseatoatsanddoeseatoatsandlittlelambseativyakidd'lleativytoowouldn'tyou?
I know a ditty nutty as a fruitcake
Goofy as a goon and silly as a loon
Some call it pretty, others call it crazy
But they all sing this tune:
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Apricot on 07/26/07 at 9:45 am
Scum like you infest every race,
I will make you all SUFFER!
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/26/07 at 9:52 am
I see dead sufferers.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Apricot on 07/26/07 at 1:19 pm
WAIT A MINUTE, YOU DICK!
"I don't have a dick, you prick!"
Shirlena? AW, SH-T!!
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/26/07 at 1:30 pm
My mama always said life was like a box of sh-t.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: DoctorFate on 07/26/07 at 6:01 pm
It was on the good ship Venus
by god you should have seen us
The figurehead was a nude in bed
and it sucked the captain's penis
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: DoctorFate on 07/26/07 at 6:03 pm
Chorus: Frigging in the rigging,
Wanking in the planking,
Masturbating in the grating
There was f*ck all else to do.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: DoctorFate on 07/26/07 at 6:04 pm
The 1st mate's name was Carter, by god he was a farter
When the wind wouldn't blow, and the ship wouldn't go
they used Carter, the farter, to start her!
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: DoctorFate on 07/26/07 at 6:05 pm
Chorus: Frigging in the rigging,
Wanking in the planking,
Masturbating in the grating
There was f*ck all else to do.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: DoctorFate on 07/26/07 at 6:06 pm
The second mate's name was Green
He invented a wanking machine
On the 99th stroke, the f*cking thing broke
and whipped his bollocks to cream!
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: DoctorFate on 07/26/07 at 6:06 pm
Chorus: Frigging in the rigging,
Wanking in the planking,
Masturbating in the grating
There was f*ck all else to do.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: YWN on 07/26/07 at 9:21 pm
Scum like you infest every race,
I will make you all SUFFER!
The masses of humanity have always, always had to suffer!
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Apricot on 07/26/07 at 10:50 pm
DEAAAAAAD!
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/27/07 at 1:04 am
Chorus: Frigging in the rigging,
Wanking in the planking,
Masturbating in the grating
There was f*ck all else to do.
There was Frank the loner,
He always had a boner.
For the poor lad, I felt so bad
Because he had no one to hone 'er.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: DoctorFate on 07/27/07 at 1:32 am
Chorus: Frigging in the rigging,
Wanking in the planking,
Masturbating in the grating
There was f*ck all else to do.
There was Frank the loner,
He always had a boner.
For the poor lad, I felt so bad
Because he had no one to hone 'er.
Chorus: Frigging in the rigging,
Wanking in the planking,
Masturbating in the grating
There was f*ck all else to do.
Another mates name was Cropper
Oh Christ he had a whopper,
it went twice round the deck
Once round his neck
And up his ass for the stopper.
chorus: Frigging (etc;)
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: YWN on 07/27/07 at 3:08 am
It seems there was this elephant who decided to get a part time job at a bakery* to save up to buy a toilet. When he showed up to the interview, the manager asked the elephant what qualifications he had to work a part time job. As the elephant passionately laid out his extensive retail and patisserie experience, the manager interrupted him curtly exclaiming, "Wait-if you buy a toilet, and flush your business-- what will the poor dung beetles eat?" Just then the elephant straightened his tie and tossed this beauty of a zinger orally into the ether: "They shall eat your finest croissants," the elephant intoned, "And doubtless that they shan't taste the diff."
*You should know that this particular bakery is known for the unusually poor quality of its croissants.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: whistledog on 07/27/07 at 3:34 am
I HAVEN'T REGUARLY POSTED IN THIS THREAD IN A LONG TIME. I JUST FELT LIKE SCREAMING THAT. ALSO I WANTED TO MAKE YOU READ ALL THIS EVEN THOUGH YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T WANT TO READ THIS IN SUCH LARGE TEXT. SINCE YOU'VE READ THIS FAR THOUGH, WHY NOT READ SOME MORE. ALLOW ME NOW TO RECITE THE COMPLETE WORKS OF SHAKESPEARE ...
JUST KIDDING :D
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: karen on 07/27/07 at 4:30 am
I HAVEN'T REGUARLY POSTED IN THIS THREAD IN A LONG TIME. I JUST FELT LIKE SCREAMING THAT. ALSO I WANTED TO MAKE YOU READ ALL THIS EVEN THOUGH YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T WANT TO READ THIS IN SUCH LARGE TEXT. SINCE YOU'VE READ THIS FAR THOUGH, WHY NOT READ SOME MORE. ALLOW ME NOW TO RECITE THE COMPLETE WORKS OF SHAKESPEARE ...
JUST KIDDING :D
Um! perhaps you shouldn't leave so long next time
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: whistledog on 07/27/07 at 5:05 am
Um! perhaps you shouldn't leave so long next time
Then where would the fun be? :D
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/27/07 at 5:18 am
....mmmm....
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Howard on 07/27/07 at 6:59 am
I HAVEN'T REGUARLY POSTED IN THIS THREAD IN A LONG TIME. I JUST FELT LIKE SCREAMING THAT. ALSO I WANTED TO MAKE YOU READ ALL THIS EVEN THOUGH YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T WANT TO READ THIS IN SUCH LARGE TEXT. SINCE YOU'VE READ THIS FAR THOUGH, WHY NOT READ SOME MORE. ALLOW ME NOW TO RECITE THE COMPLETE WORKS OF SHAKESPEARE ...
JUST KIDDING :D
Could you please lower your voice? >:(
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: Howard on 07/27/07 at 7:00 am
My mama always said life was like a box of sh-t.
You never know what you're going to crap.
Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever
Written By: danootaandme on 07/27/07 at 7:02 am
I HAVEN'T REGUARLY POSTED IN THIS THREAD IN A LONG TIME. I JUST FELT LIKE SCREAMING THAT. ALSO I WANTED TO MAKE YOU READ ALL THIS EVEN THOUGH YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T WANT TO READ THIS IN SUCH LARGE TEXT. SINCE YOU'VE READ THIS FAR THOUGH, WHY NOT READ SOME MORE. ALLOW ME NOW TO RECITE THE COMPLETE WORKS OF SHAKESPEARE ...
JUST KIDDING :D
I didn't quite get that, could you repeat please