Did he leave the building
Or can he come to the phone
Calling elvis
Im here all alone

Did he leave the building
Or can he come to the phone
Calling elvis
Im here all alone
Elvis is still the King.
He says he wants you to sing!
Everybody's got to sing like the king!

Who built the pyramids?

Who built the pyramids?

Who built the pyramids?
ELVIS!
Who built Stonehenge?
ELVIS!

You know what's going on in that Bermuda Triangle?

Why not? Were you there?




No I wasn't around at the time.

No I wasn't around at the time.


So you could be telling lies.

Naps are why I get out of bed,
I look forward to them all day.
I could rest when it’s dark out instead,
But that is my time to play.

I love the moon and the sounds of the night,
So why go and sleep it away?
My snores are not quite as bad as my bite,
So just let me sleep where I lay.  <--- These last two lines bother me a lot.

It’s better to always keep your eyes closed,
With people always trying to keep questions posed.
The golden sun and blue skies are so plain,
So in my bed, let me remain.

You want me to join you on a walk,
Well, that can happen some day.
But before all you people start to flock,
Wait for the sun to go away.

When people talk, it’s very distracting.
You may think I’m overreacting,
But there’s no cozier place than my sheets.
Let me sleep before this cycle repeats.

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So you could be telling lies.



I'm not lying!

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Qui ont laissé les chiens dehors, ouaf ouaf ouaf ouaf!

My mammary glands
My mammary glands

My pulchritudinous feminine contours

...I can only hope that my masterwork will be realized by the lexical might of future generations.

My mammary glands
My mammary glands

My pulchritudinous feminine contours

...I can only hope that my masterwork will be realized by the lexical might of future generations.
you talk funny

My mammary glands
My mammary glands

My pulchritudinous feminine contours

...I can only hope that my masterwork will be realized by the lexical might of future generations.


Stop drooling!

Post #34000

This one of my best quotes ever.

I am about as far as you can get from being a tree hugger. My whole point of existence is to eat, drink, smoke and f**k everything that one can possibly do said things to, I couldn't give a toss about how I leave the planet, I like war because it thins out the population and lots of cool s**t is invented, plus, I just enjoy the suffering of others.

This one of my best quotes ever.

I am about as far as you can get from being a tree hugger. My whole point of existence is to eat, drink, smoke and f**k everything that one can possibly do said things to, I couldn't give a toss about how I leave the planet, I like war because it thins out the population and lots of cool s**t is invented, plus, I just enjoy the suffering of others.


And who caused you to say that? *Points at self*

Qui ont laissé les chiens dehors, ouaf ouaf ouaf ouaf!



???

I am about as far as you can get from being a tree hugger. My whole point of existence is to eat, drink, smoke and f**k everything that one can possibly do said things to, I couldn't give a toss about how I leave the planet, I like war because it thins out the population and lots of cool s**t is invented, plus, I just enjoy the suffering of others.

Qui ont laissé les chiens dehors, ouaf ouaf ouaf ouaf!
Wer die Hunde draußen verließ, woof woof woof woof!

It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time.

Nah!!!!!

It's Hammer Time

Nah!!!!!

It's Hammer Time


Oh my damn.

Oh my damn.
surely you meant "Oh my gosh"  :)

Hitler: Nothing will beat the Xbox.  All my gamerpoints.  But...if I do like it better than the Xbox...I will have to...make...sweet...love to you.  But...it won't hurt.

Jeppers creepers!

your toes look weird if you stare at them for too long

your toes look weird if you stare at them for too long
Anything looks weird if you stare at them for too long.

Anything looks weird if you stare at them for too long.
the board went down for a few minutes and now text looks slightly smaller & that's weird

the board went down for a few minutes and now text looks slightly smaller & that's weird
The text seems fine to me.

The text seems fine to me.
now it does look fine to me also  :o

now it does look fine to me also  :o
Splendid!

Nah!!!!!

It's Hammer Time



Peanut Butter Jelly with a Hammer. ;D

Peanut Butter Jammer

You mean something like this ..




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::) ;D
I think he does!

But I thought I heard you call,
We watch the angels, as they fall..
I thought I heard you call....
We watch the angels, as they fall...

Drums beating, cold English blood runs hot
Lady of the house wond'rin where it's gonna stop

Where is the Celebrities You Strangely Find Attractive/Unattractive thread!?

Anyway, I'd like to add Jenny Lewis:

http://harpmagazine.com/img/concerts/jenny%20lewis.jpg

Where is the Celebrities You Strangely Find Attractive/Unattractive thread!?

Anyway, I'd like to add Jenny Lewis:

http://harpmagazine.com/img/concerts/jenny%20lewis.jpg
Here it is!

HEY! Mr. and Mrs. Contributor, way to name your kid! I can only imagine the taunts and jabs the kids on the playground musta come up with.

Hey, Anonymous! Why don't ya, um, write a poem or something and not attribute it to yourself!

You mean something like this ..






















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::) ;D


Scary!

Where is the Celebrities You Strangely Find Attractive/Unattractive thread!?

Anyway, I'd like to add Jenny Lewis:

http://harpmagazine.com/img/concerts/jenny%20lewis.jpg


I had a big time crush on her in the late 80s

Where is the Celebrities You Strangely Find Attractive/Unattractive thread!?

Anyway, I'd like to add Jenny Lewis:

http://harpmagazine.com/img/concerts/jenny%20lewis.jpg


But Dom.. she's not a man at all...

HEY! Mr. and Mrs. Contributor, way to name your kid! I can only imagine the taunts and jabs the kids on the playground musta come up with.

Hey, Anonymous! Why don't ya, um, write a poem or something and not attribute it to yourself!


My Grandfather actually thought there really was a guy named Author Unknown, he just thought it was a different way of spelling Arthur.

My Grandfather actually thought there really was a guy named Author Unknown, he just thought it was a different way of spelling Arthur.


It's crazy, my old man thinks there was really a guy named "H.G. Wells".

To strange girls and vodka!

BETH CAN'T POST!

Where is the Celebrities You Strangely Find Attractive/Unattractive thread!?

Anyway, I'd like to add Jenny Lewis:

http://harpmagazine.com/img/concerts/jenny%20lewis.jpg



Boi, there is -nothing- strange about thinking Jenny Lewis is attractive. The woman's a fox.





......


Sonovabitch!

Boi, there is -nothing- strange about thinking Jenny Lewis is attractive. The woman's a fox.





......


Sonovabitch!


Dammit!

Boi, there is -nothing- strange about thinking Jenny Lewis is attractive. The woman's a fox.


I second this.  Well, unless it's strange because she's female, as Andrew implied.

I second this.  Well, unless it's strange because she's female, as Andrew implied.


You've said my sexual partners call out your name. If you imply that I'm gay, that means that only gay men call out your name.

You've said my sexual partners call out your name. If you imply that I'm gay, that means that only gay men call out your name.




...Ha-HO!!1

You've said my sexual partners call out your name. If you imply that I'm gay, that means that only gay men call out your name.


...A catch 22.  Either admit that Dominic is straight, or that I'm gay.

We'll leave it ambiguous.

What's goin' on?

What's goin' on?


Marvin Gaye.

... Hehe, gay.

Marvin Gaye.

... Hehe, gay.


I would get it on with Marvin Gaye.

I would get it on with Marvin Gaye.
Let'sget it on!

Let'sget it on!


You don't have to tell me twice.

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Marvin Gaye.

... Hehe, gay.


At least there's no Marvin Lesbian.

At least there's no Marvin Lesbian.


That's where you're mistaken -

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That's where you're mistaken -

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Wow Davey,I never thought you'd have so much fun with my avatar. ;D

...A catch 22.  Either admit that Dominic is straight, or that I'm gay.

We'll leave it ambiguous.


You better not pick the one that makes me wrong.

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That's him!

That's him!


I look so handsome. ;)

I look so handsome. ;)
When and where was that picture taken?

Is this the longest thread ever on this message board or on ALL message boards?
I wonder what the record for that is!

Is this the longest thread ever on this message board or on ALL message boards?
I wonder what the record for that is!


Philip Eno used to compare our standings to this BBC forum thread "Reasons We Love England" or something, which was the longest thread he knew about.

Is this the longest thread ever on this message board or on ALL message boards?
I wonder what the record for that is!
No, the longest on this board is Link The Songs

Is this the longest thread ever on this message board or on ALL message boards?
I wonder what the record for that is!
The longest of all thread has still yet to be found (which can be something for me to do for the day).


Philip Eno used to compare our standings to this BBC forum thread "Reasons We Love England" or something, which was the longest thread he knew about.
That board was pulled by the BBC, the whole thing got out of hand.

Philip Eno used to compare our standings to this BBC forum thread "Reasons We Love England" or something, which was the longest thread he knew about.



That board was pulled by the BBC, the whole thing got out of hand.
Actually, the whole board has gone now!

I have found one long thread on called The Longest Thread Ever! found on File Front and it has 72416 replies

Thanks for that info. Somebody  ;) just made it a bit longer!  ;D
Somebody else has too!

So I see!  ;D

This thread seems to be a bit longer too since I was last here!  :P


Any chance it could one day become the longest thread on this board?

In the meantime, maybe it should be renamed the second longest thread ever

;)
This thread was the longest at one stage, but Link The Songs had a sudden surge.

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When and where was that picture taken?


April 2004 at my Cousin Beth's Wedding.

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He can't go very far.

He can't go very far.
The chase is on!

The chase is on!


Who's chasing who?  ???

April 2004 at my Cousin Beth's Wedding.
A good few year ago.

A good few year ago.


I'm glad I shaved off all my facial hair a month before that picture was taken.

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follow the leader.

Ihhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

They don't throw their garbage away. They make it into bees.

BOYS-A DON'T-A CRY ONE TWO THREE FOUR..

GETTING SOME!

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty duck!

*Organ Fanfare* Dropping out of high school to protest the unfair and unrealistic workload...

Indiana Marsh, eh!?  LOOK AT MEEEE!!  I'M INDIANA MAAAARRRSSHHH!!!

I see dead hammers.

If you wanna senzuri, you can senzuri in the office...

Houston, we have a gopher.

Backseat, windows up, that's the way you like to f-ck...

Mike, let me tell you a thing or two about the inside of a duck's vagina..

Yes more be there

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Is that some sort of parade?  ;D

  Pyskowik  "I Want To Know: How Much Is Possible?" says:
You know, the other day they had a 12-hour marathon of Scooby Doo on Cartoon Network?
‡-Hammerheart-‡ says:
Really?  You the other day know Scooby Doo on Cartoon Network was 12 hour marathon?  How fascinating.
  Pyskowik  "I Want To Know: How Much Is Possible?" says:
I watched all 12 hours!
‡-Hammerheart-‡ says:
All 12 hours, huh?
  Pyskowik  "I Want To Know: How Much Is Possible?" says:
When it was finished, I said "Sh-t!".
‡-Hammerheart-‡ says:
You humans are so scatological and vulgar.

I'm gonna bust my ass to make sure they hate you! 

...Because as long as you're boning Melissa, you're not home killing your wife!!

Needless to say, your bitch is running out...

I'm glad I shaved off all my facial hair a month before that picture was taken.


Your facial hair must grow really slowly.

Oh, Yvonne, it's true,
But I promised not to say,
What went down..
Oh, Yvonne, it's dumb,
And I don't know why I'm turning red,
Cause I know you don't mind...

You'll have set it all to fall,
She'll have set herself to wait,
Far enough, it's innocent, you know,
Far enough,
THIS WEDDING SONG IS DUMB!

Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy peanut butter jelly time.

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Goddamn old people with their scat singing.

I'm going to make him a peanut butter jelly time he can't refuse.

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little my #123456 posts, too!

Your facial hair must grow really slowly.


Yes It does.

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is there such an Island?  ;D

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The updated look of the lemmings.  I prefer the classic style.
I used to really like the orchestrated music in the game 'Lemmings'.  I played it often just so I could hear :)

is there such an Island?  ;D


Yes.. and we're going to send you there..

TO MAN-WHORE ISLAND!!!!!

You can be a loose change whore.

That's such a great cuss that I hope I came up with.

Somebody was talking about the lowest level of whores saying like $10 crack whores and stuff.. and I just sort of suggested a loose change whore.. grab the nickels, dimes and penny's in your pocket, stuff em down shirt and kick her kneecaps out.  ;D

"Holy Jeebus!  Shut your door if you're gonna look at porn!"

"Hey, I'm searching for straight edge hardcore, but when I type "XXX" in the computer, all that pops up is porn."

"You're not being specific enough.  Try typing in "XXX HARDCORE".

"Holy Jeebus!  Shut your door if you're gonna look at porn!"

"Hey, I'm searching for straight edge hardcore, but when I type "XXX" in the computer, all that pops up is porn."

"You're not being specific enough.  Try typing in "XXX HARDCORE".


You could always search for - "Teenage+Asian+Babes+Horse+Cock+Gagging+Stomach+Pumped+Unnecessary+Surgery"

You could always search for - "Teenage+Asian+Babes+Horse+Cock+Gagging+Stomach+Pumped+Unnecessary+Surgery"


Dude, I LOVE melodic black metal.

Dude, I LOVE melodic black metal.


good boy

ACTORS WANTED.

Must be perpetually incredulous.

The updated look of the lemmings.  I prefer the classic style.
I used to really like the orchestrated music in the game 'Lemmings'.  I played it often just so I could hear :)
Some of the "Lemmings" music is classically based.

You could always search for - "Teenage+Asian+Babes+Horse+Cock+Gagging+Stomach+Pumped+Unnecessary+Surgery"


Ah, Unnecessary.. the best kind of surgery.


Dude, I LOVE melodic black metal.


As a general rule, I don't care for most melodic extreme metal. Don't know why.. I guess I get my pleasant melodies other places.. when I listen to Death Metal or Black Metal, I want terrifying chromatic progressions, sweep-picked solos, and at least a step downtuned (unless it's black metal, which I've read doesn't usually do any weird tunings)

Ah, Unnecessary.. the best kind of surgery.


MmmHmmm. So I told one of the girls that.. technically.. works for me (I find that so funny that there are people under me).. about the Decapitated Spouse Head Suicide Mission (as it shall henceforth be known) up in Oregon. She looked so disturbed, it was very very funny.


As a general rule, I don't care for most melodic extreme metal. Don't know why.. I guess I get my pleasant melodies other places.. when I listen to Death Metal or Black Metal, I want terrifying chromatic progressions, sweep-picked solos, and at least a step downtuned (unless it's black metal, which I've read doesn't usually do any weird tunings)


Often everything is kept open, one finger playing.

As a general rule, I don't care for most melodic extreme metal. Don't know why.. I guess I get my pleasant melodies other places.. when I listen to Death Metal or Black Metal, I want terrifying chromatic progressions, sweep-picked solos, and at least a step downtuned (unless it's black metal, which I've read doesn't usually do any weird tunings)


Dimmu Borgir.

Dimmu Borgir.


HAIL

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Lawn Darts Missiles Room!

HAIL


SATAN!

SATAN!


Close, but the answer was actually HAIL MICHAEL DUKAKIS!

Dukakis.. was the answer.

Close, but the answer was actually HAIL MICHAEL DUKAKIS!

Dukakis.. was the answer.
Michael Dukakis? Where we're going we don't need Michael Dukakis.

Close, but the answer was actually HAIL MICHAEL DUKAKIS!

Dukakis.. was the answer.


Ooh, I knew it wasn't Kissinger...

Michael Dukakis? Where we're going we don't need Michael Dukakis.


That could probably be said about any location.

That could probably be said about any location.
Round up the usual Michael Dukakis.

SATAN!


SANTA!

WWILF?

Some of the "Lemmings" music is classically based.


Indeed.  That's what made it so awesome! 8)

WWILF?



What does that stand for?

What does that stand for?
What was I looking for?

What was I looking for?



Hammer? ???

Hammer? ???
I have forgotten now.

I have forgotten now.



I forgot what we were discussing? ???

I forgot what we were discussing? ???


The number of sides of a pentagon divided by the number of sides of an isoceles triangle

The number of sides of a pentagon divided by the number of sides of an isoceles triangle


1.666666666666

Dimmu Borgir.


Touche.

They're a rare exception.

This is Ground Control to Major Tom...

This is Ground Control to Major Tom...


"Ground Control to Major Tom - Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong.
Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you--"

Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
We know Major Tom's a junky
Strung out on Heaven's high
Hitting an all time low

Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
We know Major Tom's a junky
Strung out on Heaven's high
Hitting an all time low


Do you remember a guy that's been
In such an earlier song?
I've heard a rumour from ground control:
Oh-ho, don't say it's true...

Do you remember a guy that's been
In such an earlier song?
I've heard a rumour from ground control:
Oh-ho, don't say it's true...


You bastard, way to go backwards in narrative.

Make awkward sexual advances, not war!

I'm BLACK so I MUST think JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm BLACK so I MUST think JESUS WUZ A BROTHA


I'm WHITE and have friends who say I'M BLACK.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/GettingSome.jpg

Now I know just what to do: Feign amnesia.
How I wish it weren't true.
Wish it weren't true right now,
Wish it weren't true right now.

The number of sides of a pentagon divided by the number of sides of an isoceles triangle
Is it 42?

This is Ground Control to Major Tom...


.. there's an alien in your cargo-hold.. tough break bro.. well, good luck f**ker.

I'm feeling very still

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/GettingSome.jpg



Getting some what? ???

This getting some attracts Those We Do Not Speak Of. You must bury it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/GettingSome.jpg


ONE TWO THREE FOUR...

Soylent Green is Jesus Christ!

Why are you wearing that stupid Movie Quote Generator suit?

I'm going to eat some humble pie...

ONE TWO THREE FOUR...



FIVE...SIX...SEVEN...EIGHT... ;D

Oh my Goth!

YOU HAVE BALLS!

Oh my Goth!


I know a band by that name.

YOU HAVE BALLS!


That was quick.

That was quick.


OUCH! Smurfette lover, you hit me in the dick!

OUCH! Smurfette lover, you hit me in the dick!


NOT ON MY WATCH COCK-KNOCKER!

OUCH! Smurfette lover, you hit me in the dick!


YOU'RE LUCKY IT WASN'T HARD!

YOU'RE LUCKY IT WASN'T HARD!


The fist or the cock?

The fist or the cock?


I mean THIS thing, not my DICK!

I'm WHITE and have friends who say I'M BLACK.
you're both wrong

you're both wrong


Elaborate please.

Elaborate please.
the colors white and black are inaccurate descriptions for him as he is beige  :)

you're up late. you must be enjoying summer vacation from school

I have a head for business and a Longest Thread Ever for sin.

YOU HAVE BALLS!


And I have a penis to go with the balls. ;D

You've got to bleed for the dancer!


I'm gonna go see Dio soon, I'm dragging the new woman along with me seeing as I agreed to go and see some sucky ass..sucky thing.

Ronnie Jame's is just so awesome.

If he was in tune to the dark side as me he'd call me out "I see you brave young Davey you are hungry for the rock!"

That was quick.



too quick.

I'm gonna go see Dio soon, I'm dragging the new woman along with me seeing as I agreed to go and see some sucky ass..sucky thing.

Ronnie Jame's is just so awesome.

If he was in tune to the dark side as me he'd call me out "I see you brave young Davey you are hungry for the rock!"


Sweet.

I also vow to eventually use "sucky ass... sucky thing." to describe something I go to.

Do that normally, don't we...?!!
Yes we do!

You've got to bleed for the dancer!


I'm gonna go see Dio soon, I'm dragging the new woman along with me seeing as I agreed to go and see some sucky ass..sucky thing.

Ronnie Jame's is just so awesome.

If he was in tune to the dark side as me he'd call me out "I see you brave young Davey you are hungry for the rock!"


...

HOLY DIVAH

Rainbow in the dark.

...

HOLY DIVAH


Well.. Ronnie was always better in Sabbath.. and they're touring as Heaven and Hell, so that'll be cool, plus Alice Cooper. It's the old-folks revival tour.  ;D

I wanna check and see when Aerosmith are coming to town, I'm desperate to go to that.

Sweet.

I also vow to eventually use "sucky ass... sucky thing." to describe something I go to.


Turns out, I did some investigative work, the sucky thing she wanted to see actually has Trivium and Hellyeah playing at it.. so now it's not a sucky ass... sucky thing.. it's now a.. f**kin awesome ass.. kickass thing.

Gort! Klaatu barada hugger!

Voltaire and Jimmy Urine

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...I...I can't...even BEGIN to describe the intense multiple orgasms that were set forth by the first glance of this picture alone...

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BITCHES LOVE ME CAUSE THEY KNOW I EAT THEIR BRAINS

I don't know whether to  ;D or  ???

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Why the hell did you make a crossword puzzle where every answer's "Robocop"?

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No.

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NO.

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...Dammit.

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Ahaha, your little game comes to an end soon...it's inevitable!

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Ahahahaha!  What now!? 

WHAT NOW, DOCTOR FATE!?

Ahahahaha!  What now!? 

WHAT NOW, DOCTOR FATE!?



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...*sigh*

Turns out, I did some investigative work, the sucky thing she wanted to see actually has Trivium and Hellyeah playing at it.. so now it's not a sucky ass... sucky thing.. it's now a.. f**kin awesome ass.. kickass thing.


Trivium, sir?

You disappointed me just there.

Hellyeah isn't too bad, though.

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...*sigh*

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I HAVE BALLS!

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I want two cheeseburgers, and I want pickles and ketchup on them! And don't load it up with a bunch of BULL-SHIT!!!!!

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    banned

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Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls... they're small, and they don't give a SH-T!

Trivium, sir?

You disappointed me just there.

Hellyeah isn't too bad, though.


What the f**ks wrong with Trivium? Have you actually listened to The Crusade, yeah, when they first came about, they were total core, but they grew past that.

Well.. Ronnie was always better in Sabbath.. and they're touring as Heaven and Hell, so that'll be cool, plus Alice Cooper. It's the old-folks revival tour.  ;D

I wanna check and see when Aerosmith are coming to town, I'm desperate to go to that.
Aerosmith will be in Illinois, & Connecticut & Mass. I think in Sep, but didn't see any Mizzou tour dates.  seen em many a time and every time they kick ass. every time! best classic rock show going today. IMO  8) 

Killing me won't bring back your spatula.

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1001064/2/istockphoto_1001064_new_metal_spatula.jpg

Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the klu klux Klan.

Killing me won't bring back your spatula.



No it won't, but there are other ways to flip you out of here :P

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5mxx4J5GCHwAhxqjzbkF/SIG=12prgn9ih/EXP=1184903665/**http%3A//www.comicon.com/pulse/images/dc_august_2003/doctorfatecvr1.jpg he's actually pretty cool looking

Love means never having to say you're nothing.

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5mxx4J5GCHwAhxqjzbkF/SIG=12prgn9ih/EXP=1184903665/**http%3A//www.comicon.com/pulse/images/dc_august_2003/doctorfatecvr1.jpg he's actually pretty cool looking

What the f**ks wrong with Trivium? Have you actually listened to The Crusade, yeah, when they first came about, they were total core, but they grew past that.


Most of what I've heard is Ascendancy and Ember to Inferno... and it sucked.

Haven't heard that last album, though... gonna have to check that.