Father Theresa,
You can't make me into you.
I never wanna be like you..
Why can't you see,
It's me?
You know it's time to let me go...


"You - Don't wanna be just like you... This is the end of throwing your hands up..." Or whatever the hell they say in that Good Charlotte so ng.

"You - Don't wanna be just like you... This is the end of throwing your hands up..." Or whatever the hell they say in that Good Charlotte so ng.


I think it's "This is the anthem, throw all your hands up..."

That's just my guess, cause I know that song is called "The Anthem".. one of my cousins used to be hardcore into Good Charlotte.

I think it's "This is the anthem, throw all your hands up..."

That's just my guess, cause I know that song is called "The Anthem".. one of my cousins used to be hardcore into Good Charlotte.


Oh, right. That's true.

one of my cousins used to be hardcore into Good Charlotte.


.. I just wanted to note that by no stretch did I intend to put "hardcore" and "Good Charlotte" in the same sentence.

I think it's "This is the anthem, throw all your hands up..."

That's just my guess, cause I know that song is called "The Anthem".. one of my cousins used to be hardcore into Good Charlotte.


That, and "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" are the only Good Charlotte songs I'm familiar with.

I admit, with some shame, that I was rather fond of "The Anthem" when it came out around 2003. 

That, and "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" are the only Good Charlotte songs I'm familiar with.

I admit, with some shame, that I was rather fond of "The Anthem" when it came out around 2003. 


Same here, though I think I've heard "My Bloody Valentine" once or twice.. bad, baaaaaaaad song... but it shares a name with a kickass shoegaze band!

I never liked Good Charlotte, personally. "The Anthem" came out in 2002, I believe.. I was in 6th grade when Good Charlotte started getting publicity.

When I was a little bitty boy,
My grandmother gave me a cute little toy,
Silver bells on a string,
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling!

MY!

When I was a little bitty boy,
My grandmother gave me a cute little toy,
Silver bells on a string,
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling!


What about your ding a ling? ;D

MY!


DING-A-LING!

Mai ah he

Mai ah oh

Mai ah ha

Mai ah ahah

DING-A-LING!


I want you to play with my...

I want you to play with my...


DING-A-LING!

DING-A-LING!


Ding-a-ling-a-ling!

Once while swimming cross turtle creek

I want you to play with my...


no thank you.have your girlfriend play with it. ;D

weird thing that happened this weekend.

Dai opened the curtains Sunday morning and spotted someone sitting in his car.  At first he thought it was me and wondered why I was just sat in the car.  Then he realised I was in the shower.  He dashed downstairs, ran to shut the gate to stop them driving off and then opened the car door.  The guy in the car was fast asleep and Dai startled him awake.  Apparently he (and the car) stank of booze.  It looks like Dai didn't lock the car Saturday night and this guy somehow wandered into our garden, got in the car and fell asleep.

weird thing that happened this weekend.

Dai opened the curtains Sunday morning and spotted someone sitting in his car.  At first he thought it was me and wondered why I was just sat in the car.  Then he realised I was in the shower.  He dashed downstairs, ran to shut the gate to stop them driving off and then opened the car door.  The guy in the car was fast asleep and Dai startled him awake.  Apparently he (and the car) stank of booze.  It looks like Dai didn't lock the car Saturday night and this guy somehow wandered into our garden, got in the car and fell asleep.
I hope all passed all right with you new tenant, did he just go or did he help and clear the mess?

I hope all passed all right with you new tenant, did he just go or did he help and clear the mess?


He just wandered off looking confused apparently.  Dai opened the windows to clear the smell, apart from that the car was fine.

He just wandered off looking confused apparently.  Dai opened the windows to clear the smell, apart from that the car was fine.
Splendid, and you have no idea who he was?

Splendid, and you have no idea who he was?


nope.  I'm not even sure if he knew who he was at the time  :)

nope.  I'm not even sure if he knew who he was at the time  :)
Or where he was, apart from being in your motor.

lawlz aural vomit ftl

lawlz aural vomit ftl


What?  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/11/cussing.gif

What?  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/11/cussing.gif
I can read two of the words.

I can read two of the words.


One of them says "vomit".

One of them says "vomit".
The other says aural

no thank you.have your girlfriend play with it. ;D


That was harsh.

That was harsh.


I don't think he knows.


I can read two of the words.


"lawlz" is a phonetic spelling of "LOLs" and "ftl" is a parody of ftw, which is "for the win".. figure out what the l is.

I don't think he knows.


:P I was kidding.

I don't think he knows.

"lawlz" is a phonetic spelling of "LOLs" and "ftl" is a parody of ftw, which is "for the win".. figure out what the l is.



know what?  ::)

know what?  ::)


That Dominic is pregnant.. and you're the father.

That Dominic is pregnant.. and you're the father.


Can't be.. Howard shoots blanks...


...wait.. that must mean...  :o

Can't be.. Howard shoots blanks...


...wait.. that must mean...  :o


I'm afraid it does.

They stole one of your testicles and gave it to Howard.

I'm afraid it does.

They stole one of your testicles and gave it to Howard.


Dammit! I know leftie had shrank!

Dammit! I know leftie had shrank!


You're not the first.. the last time they wanted a kid they took one of mine.. I woke up one morning and something felt odd... I counted... and then I said "Hold on.. only three?"

You're not the first.. the last time they wanted a kid they took one of mine.. I woke up one morning and something felt odd... I counted... and then I said "Hold on.. only three?"


Ah yes, that's right, you have balls under the dick in the middle of your forehead don't you.  ;) ;D

You're not the first.. the last time they wanted a kid they took one of mine.. I woke up one morning and something felt odd... I counted... and then I said "Hold on.. only three?"


Actually, no. That was RARF and Jimmy.

Actually, no. That was RARF and Jimmy.


No, no, no, no... that was how I lost #5.. you guys took #4.


Ah yes, that's right, you have balls under the dick in the middle of your forehead don't you.  ;) ;D


I thought we weren't going to discuss that anymore.. no one has mocked the hat hanging off my forehead for ages, I don't need to remind them about what's under there.

I thought we weren't going to discuss that anymore.. no one has mocked the hat hanging off my forehead for ages, I don't need to remind them about what's under there.


I don't want my fedora back.. ever.

No, no, no, no... that was how I lost #5.. you guys took #4.

I thought we weren't going to discuss that anymore.. no one has mocked the hat hanging off my forehead for ages, I don't need to remind them about what's under there.


...

So, uh... That's what I was feeling whenever I'd give you an endearing rub on the scalp.

So, uh... That's what I was feeling whenever I'd give you an endearing rub on the scalp.


... And suddenly you understand why I'm always asking people if I feel feverish to them.

... And suddenly you understand why I'm always asking people if I feel feverish to them.


That also explains your intermittent cowlick.

The other day, they had a twelve-hour marathon of "Scooby Doo and Friends" on Cartoon Network... I watched all twelve hours! When it was finished, I said "Sh-t."

Can't be.. Howard shoots blanks...


...wait.. that must mean...  :o



I don't shoot blanks... ::)

That Dominic is pregnant.. and you're the father.


::) Like that's going to happen.

::) Like that's going to happen.


It totally did.

It totally did.



I'm sorry it happened.

I'm sorry it happened.


That's fine. Just one more kid you'll be raising with Dominic.

I would like my testicle back, though.

That's fine. Just one more kid you'll be raising with Dominic.

I would like my testicle back, though.


You're gonna have to pull it off me. >:(

You're gonna have to pull it off me. >:(


I don't have time for that.

http://www.uky.edu/Ag/Horticulture/landipm/images/shears.jpg

Forgive me if it's not the most accurate job I've ever done, I'm in a rush.

I don't have time for that.
Forgive me if it's not the most accurate job I've ever done, I'm in a rush.



there is not a smilie for how i feel about that.

there is not a smilie for how i feel about that.


Haha. well... ever heard the song "Testicular Manslaughter"?

Haha. well... ever heard the song "Testicular Manslaughter"?


no. i don't think the smilies have, either. :o

Roxanne was a whore

I don't shoot blanks... ::)


How do you know?  Is there something (or rather someone) you haven't told us about?

How do you know?  Is there something (or rather someone) you haven't told us about?


I don't shoot blanks,Mine is Number 1 with a bullet! ;)

I don't have time for that.

http://www.uky.edu/Ag/Horticulture/landipm/images/shears.jpg

Forgive me if it's not the most accurate job I've ever done, I'm in a rush.


:o Oh NO,My poor penis!  :\'(

Well,there goes my chances of scoring with my sweetie. :(

I don't shoot blanks,Mine is Number 1 with a bullet! ;)


just saying that don't make it true.  We need evidence in the form of a child

just saying that don't make it true.  We need evidence in the form of a child


She doesn't want to conceive a child.

um whats the subject?

She doesn't want to conceive a child.





So therefore you cannot prove that you aren't shooting blanks


um whats the subject?


At this moment in time it's asking Howard to prove his assertion that he doesn't shoot blanks

In general this thread is for posting anything and everything to try and make this the Longest thread ever

sounds fun

and uh, maybe Howard should go to to the doctor? lol  sounds like you have a problem there bud

Mai ah he

Mai ah oh

Mai ah ha

Mai ah ahah


Uh...don't know what comes next. My Rumanian's a bit rusty. But I know it's from "Dragostea Din Tei" by O Zone. :)

Mine is Number 1 with a bullet! ;)


I really hope you're comparing your sperm to that 1988 compilation album and not to a Fall-Out Boy lyric.

Okay, it's hardcore dancing time!
Wait! What!? There's no hardcore dancing allowed!!?
FUCK THAT!

Okay, it's hardcore dancing time!
Wait! What!? There's no hardcore dancing allowed!!?
FUCK THAT!


ALRIGHT! Last breakdown of the night! I better see 30 people doing windmills, 19 stagedives every 5 seconds, 8 Walls of Death and at least 3 Hot Karls! Here we go...

ALRIGHT! Last breakdown of the night! I better see 30 people doing windmills, 19 stagedives every 5 seconds, 8 Walls of Death and at least 3 Hot Karls! Here we go...


Okay, all you kids, show how straight edge you really are...FUCK THAT SHIT UP!

sounds fun

and uh, maybe Howard should go to to the doctor? lol  sounds like you have a problem there bud


No I don't have a problem with my dingleberries,I'm fine. ::)

So therefore you cannot prove that you aren't shooting blanks

At this moment in time it's asking Howard to prove his assertion that he doesn't shoot blanks

In general this thread is for posting anything and everything to try and make this the Longest thread ever



What's a blank?  ???

I really hope you're comparing your sperm to that 1988 compilation album and not to a Fall-Out Boy lyric.



I have nothing to compare my sperm to. >:(

"I stand over the violated corpse of Patti and I start to hear that sound again.  I knew it was him.  The blue skin under her nails was a dead give-away.  He did it to spite me.  I'm coming after you, Skeeter.  You better pray to the Lord that I don't find you, you sick fuck.

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/74/DougA.jpg

"I stand over the violated corpse of Patti and I start to hear that sound again.  I knew it was him.  The blue skin under her nails was a dead give-away.  He did it to spite me.  I'm coming after you, Skeeter.  You better pray to the Lord that I don't find you, you sick fuck.

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/74/DougA.jpg


http://www.inthe00s.com/Smileys/webby/grin.gif http://www.inthe00s.com/Smileys/webby/grin.gif

I'm dying here

:o Oh NO,My poor penis!  :\'(

Well,there goes my chances of scoring with my sweetie. :(


Uh, well... We've already scored Howard. You don't remember?

Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil,
Because I am the toughest motherfucker in the entire goddamn valley.

Not sure whether to laugh or cry?
I'll make up your mind for you: WEEP.

Why do we wake up too early?

What's a blank?  ???


Howard

It is possible that this whole conversation evolved because one of us didn't know what the other was talking about. 

Howard

It is possible that this whole conversation evolved because one of us didn't know what the other was talking about. 


Hey I didn't know what this conversation was about either. ::)

Hey I didn't know what this conversation was about either. ::)
do you think the subject of conversation should change?

do you think the subject of conversation should change?



Yeah,that would be nice.

Yeah,that would be nice.
You cna choose the subject.

Eh..You first. :)

Howard  10:16:25 PM Posting in Longest Thread Ever.

Howard  10:16:25 PM Posting in Longest Thread Ever.



5 hour difference?

5 hour difference?
Yes, 5 hours

There's a pox upon Blackheath,
And it isn't far beneath..

There's a pox upon Blackheath,
And it isn't far beneath..
Not that I have seen?

PURPLE RAIN!

PURPLE RAIN!


That's back when Prince was still kinda normal. :)

http://wondermark.com/tcsd/marm1.gif

That's back when Prince was still kinda normal. :)
He is about to do a few concerts here in London.

That's back when Prince was still kinda normal. :)



http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiW96oZG8AQA81CjzbkF/SIG=134m7svop/EXP=1183333437/**http%3A//www.multinet.no/~jonarne/Hjemmesia/Favorittartister/prince/prince_111.jpg

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiW96oZG8AQA81CjzbkF/SIG=134m7svop/EXP=1183333437/**http%3A//www.multinet.no/~jonarne/Hjemmesia/Favorittartister/prince/prince_111.jpg


Nothing says 80's like Prince in a shiny purple coat.

Not that I have seen?


Liar.

SHARK PUNCH WILL KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!

But I have not!

SHARK PUNCH WILL KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!


Watch your fuking language. >:(

SHARK PUNCH WILL KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!


CAUSE SHARK PUNCH TAKES IT TO THE MAX!

Slam your body down zigazig ah

SHARK PUNCH ANDREW'S DAD WILL KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!



CAUSE SHARK PUNCH ANDREW'S DAD TAKES IT TO THE MAX!

In which Wendy learns Too Much

http://www.wondermark.com/comics/296.gif

Slam your body down zigazig ah


I was just singing this yesterday...

Thank you for fixing it.

I says, "No."
She says, "Yes."
I says, "No."
She says, "Yes."
I says, "No."
She says, "Yes. Oh, here's your keys."

For three days I fought my way along roads packed with refugees, the homeless, burdened with boxes and bundles containing their valuables. All that was of value to me was in London, but by the time I reached their little red-brick house. Carrie and her father were gone.

Carrie doesn't live here anymore
Carrie's was the room on the second floor
Sorry but she left no forwarding address
that was known to me

Fire suddenly leapt from house to house, the population panicked and ran and I was swept along with them, aimless and lost without Carrie. Finally I headed eastward for the ocean and my only hope for survival - a boat out of England.

Panic on the streets of London
Panic on the streets of Birmingham
I wonder to myself
Could life ever be sane again ?

As I hastened through Covent Garden, Blackfriars and Billingsgate, more and more people joined the painful exodus. Sad, weary women, their children stumbling and streaked with tears, their men bitter and angry, the rich rubbing shoulders with beggars and outcasts. Dogs snarled and whined, the horses' bits were covered with foam... and here and there were wounded soldiers, as helpless as the rest.

If you Wanna be Happy for the rest of your life
Have a pretty girl along with your wife
So My personal point of view
Have another girl to marry you.

;D

But the night becomes you
And the secrets of the rain, they will stay the same
And the time will come soon
With the secrets of the rain and the storm again

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/FishSticks.jpg

While the sun hangs in the sky and the desert has sand
While the waves crash in the sea and meet the land

Where are you Phillip, oh 'Post-whore' supremo? Get your finger out! I've just looked, and Wimbledon is in yet another rain-break. So what's your excuse ... come on now, we're in danger of slipping! This thread needs extending!

;D
I am here now?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/FishSticks.jpg


So that would make them fish tits?  ;D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/FishSticks.jpg
How does he know?

How does he know?



He ate a few.

He ate a few.
mmmmm.....

mmmmm.....


Hope he didn't get sick.

Get your finger out!  come on now, we're in danger of slipping!


That's what she said last night.

That's what she said last night.


That's what she said you said I said she said.

It's all the same, it's all the same.

Yes.

Keep your shifty eyes on the road ahead

Keep your shifty eyes on the road ahead



It's a bumpy ride!  ;D

Who breaks a butterfly upon a wheel?

Who breaks a butterfly upon a wheel?



Who? ???

Who? ???
A physician's word of caution.

A physician's word of caution.



what does he say about that?

what does he say about that?
Sporus trembled

Sporus trembled





What's Sporus?

What's Sporus?
More like who is Sporus?

Sporus of Nicaea was a Greek mathematician and astronomer, much of his work focused on squaring the circle and reproducing cubes, both in his own attempts at these problems or in criticizing the work of other contemporary mathematicians.

More like who is Sporus?

Sporus of Nicaea was a Greek mathematician and astronomer, much of his work focused on squaring the circle and reproducing cubes, both in his own attempts at these problems or in criticizing the work of other contemporary mathematicians.


I've nevr heard of him before.

I've nevr heard of him before.
The same for me, but I am looking into some mathematic origins.

(\__/)
( '\/' ) "WHOOO!"
(      )
(,)_(,)

BALLIN'!

I say, we can go where we want to

Who breaks a butterfly upon a wheel?


I just read that yesterday in a thread on one of the Beeb's messageboards.  Forgot the rest of the quote though.

I just read that yesterday in a thread on one of the Beeb's messageboards.  Forgot the rest of the quote though.
Let Sporus tremble –"What? that thing of silk,
Sporus, that mere white curd of ass's milk?
Satire or sense, alas! can Sporus feel?
Who breaks a butterfly upon a wheel?"
Yet let me flap this bug with gilded wings,
This painted child of dirt that stinks and stings;
Whose buzz the witty and the fair annoys,
Yet wit ne'er tastes, and beauty ne'r enjoys,

Who breaks a butterfly upon a wheel?



I just read that yesterday in a thread on one of the Beeb's messageboards.  Forgot the rest of the quote though.
In regard to the BBC Radio2 programme:

William Rees-Mogg, as editor of The Times newspaper, used the "on a wheel" version of the quotation as the heading (set in capital letters) for an editorial on 1 July 1967 about the outcome of the Redlands court case on drugs possession which resulted in sentences of three months imprisonment being handed down to Rolling Stones members Keith Richards and Mick Jagger. The editorial, highly critical of the court's decision, is thought to have contributed to the success of the Stones' appeal against the sentences. It concluded "If we are going to make any case a symbol of the conflict between the sound traditional values of Britain and the new hedonism, then we must be sure that the sound traditional values include those of tolerance and equity. It should be the particular quality of British justice to ensure that Mr. Jagger is treated exactly the same as anyone else, no better and no worse. There must remain a suspicion in this case that Mr. Jagger received a more severe sentence than would have been thought proper for any purely anonymous young man."