so he's best found by groping blindly for him.
where is the best place to grope him?

where is the best place to grope him?



;D

so he's best found by groping blindly for him.


I'm not going to go there. ;D

I'm not going to go there. ;D
In a corner?

I'm not going to go there. ;D


Psht. You always talk about it!

Psht. You always talk about it!


You know the saying: those that can, do; those that can't just talk about it

Who played The Shadow? ???


Alec Baldwin in 1994's "The Shadow"   

another meaningless post, but there is a purpose

another meaningless post, but there is a purpose
This post has plenty of purpose

This post has plenty of purpose
it sure does, and now it has 33,000 posts  :)

it sure does, and now it has 33,000 posts  :)


33,001 to be exact. :)

33,001 to be exact. :)
not anymore  :) 

not anymore  :) 


33,003  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/15/toothy9.gif

33,003  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/15/toothy9.gif
330 more for all the 3s

330 more for all the 3s


Must keep typing, must keep typing. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/crap.gif

In a corner?


In where he likes to be touched. ::)

Must keep typing, must keep typing. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/crap.gif



...Type Forrest Type... ;D

In where he likes to be touched. ::)


He likes his cheeks to be touched. I mean... face cheeks, not.. yanno...

He likes his cheeks to be touched. I mean... face cheeks, not.. yanno...



But He's invisible... ::)

But He's invisible... ::)


Doesn't mean he can't like being touched there.

But He's invisible... ::)


What are you saying...invisible people have no feelings? >:(

What are you saying...invisible people have no feelings? >:(
Hidden feeling?

Doesn't mean he can't like being touched there.


an invisible private part?!?!?! :o

What are you saying...invisible people have no feelings? >:(


I don't think they do.

Guest  01:48:34 PM Viewing the topic Longest Thread Ever.

Go on, you know that you want to reply!

Guest  01:48:34 PM Viewing the topic Longest Thread Ever.

Go on, you know that you want to reply!


Maybe we should be more persuasive. . . like this

Post-whores wanted to spam thread.  No experience necessary.

I'll have to work on the ad.  Hey it's a start!!! :)

Guest  01:48:34 PM Viewing the topic Longest Thread Ever.

Go on, you know that you want to reply!


they might want to reply but they have to join before they can reply to threads here

they might want to reply but they have to join before they can reply to threads here


Actually guest can reply, but being a member does have it's advantages. :)

Actually guest can reply, but being a member does have it's advantages. :)


They can't reply to threads in this section.  I just logged out to check

They can't reply to threads in this section.  I just logged out to check


OH, so it's based on commitment. I see. :)

OH, so it's based on commitment. I see. :)
Are we committed?

Are we committed?


I think some of us probably should be

Are we committed?


Are you saying even after 200 days here you have no commitment to this board?

Are you saying even after 200 days here you have no commitment to this board?



He's been here longer than 200 days. More like 1,097 ;)


200 days actually online!  :o

Actually it might be more than that because of the posts lost from the minor hiccough last month.  Also was Philip here before the big crash a couple of years ago?

Hey this thread is so famous it even has a parody 'bashing' it

http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/billyjoel20.shtml

Hey this thread is so famous it even has a parody 'bashing' it

http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/billyjoel20.shtml
;D

Who has it in for LTE?

Who has it in for LTE?
The Anti-L.T.E. Gang

The Anti-L.T.E. Gang


lmao Thanks, Philip, I got that from the title at the top of the parody.  I was just wondering if anyone here specifically knew why people didn't like this thread enough to do that....and who they are (not that I am going to take them on or anything, I've got enough non-virtual issues in my life)    ;D

I was just at page one and someone called this SPAM!!!  That's just ridiculous, we don't Spam.

an invisible private part?!?!?! :o


NO. I said the cheeks. Those aren't private.

NO. I said the cheeks. Those aren't private.


Doms you usually have those incredible Rosy cheeks. :)  Is Howard's mind in the gutter again?

Doms you usually have those incredible Rosy cheeks. :)  Is Howard's mind in the gutter again?


Er... thanks, I guess!

And, well, yes. When is it not?

Er... thanks, I guess!

And, well, yes. When is it not?


Every picture I've seen of you, you look kind of flushed.

I suppose that's always been a given for Howard. ::)

Every picture I've seen of you, you look kind of flushed.

I suppose that's always been a given for Howard. ::)


Yes, that is true. My cheeks are alllllways pink/red. People use it to their advantage, saying I'm embarrassed whenever they say something embarrassing.

"Oh, do not weep... all this is passing."

NO. I said the cheeks. Those aren't private.


Yes It Is.

Doms you usually have those incredible Rosy cheeks. :)  Is Howard's mind in the gutter again?


Yes as usual,Spaceace.I have sex on the brain. ;D

Er... thanks, I guess!

And, well, yes. When is it not?



when I don't talk about sex. ;D

Yes It Is.


Howard insist that everything is private.  Well of course there are exceptions to that rule.

Speaking of Howard . . . How was your day Sir?

Howard insist that everything is private.  Well of course there are exceptions to that rule.

Speaking of Howard . . . How was your day Sir?


Good Spaceace,not bad.Got paid today. :)

Good Spaceace,not bad.Got paid today. :)


Don't spend it all in one place.

Don't spend it all in one place.


I'll try not to,It's just that I need some items for work that includes a rain hat and pants for when it pours outside.

I'll try not to,It's just that I need some items for work that includes a rain hat and pants for when it pours outside.


Well of course, if you're going to be dealing with carts, you'll have to have rain gear.

Well of course, if you're going to be dealing with carts, you'll have to have rain gear.


Maybe one of those huge yellow rain jackets,Is that good? ???

Maybe one of those huge yellow rain jackets,Is that good? ???


Yes, that would be good and water-proof shoes.

Yes, that would be good and water-proof shoes.


Or my feet will wind up becoming so wrinkly. :o :P

Or my feet will wind up becoming so wrinkly. :o :P


No one likes wrinkly feet. :P

No one likes wrinkly feet. :P


... I do.

... I do.


O.K. but we're talking about Howard's wrinkly feet. *spaceace shudders at thought*

O.K. but we're talking about Howard's wrinkly feet. *spaceace shudders at thought*


Gimme more wrinkly feet! *Tickles Howard's feet*.

I just went through about 50 posts, and not one of them mine  >:(  where is my dedication?

I just went through about 50 posts, and not one of them mine  >:(  where is my dedication?
Your dedication can re-commence right now.

Your dedication can re-commence right now.
re-commencing in progress

I just went through about 50 posts, and not one of them mine  >:(  where is my dedication?


slacker

Gimme more wrinkly feet! *Tickles Howard's feet*.


::)

O.K. but we're talking about Howard's wrinkly feet. *spaceace shudders at thought*


Then stop talking about my feet.

Sup guys! I'm new.

Then stop talking about my feet.
Your feet are made for walking, and that is what they'll do.

Sup guys! I'm new.
I admire your dedication, a new member and straight onto the LTE

I admire your dedication, a new member and straight onto the LTE

Thanks for the welcome man.

I found this site like a month ago searching scary production logos

slacker
I'll try harder  :(

Thanks for the welcome man.

I found this site like a month ago searching scary production logos
Indeed please accept my welcome here and I hope your stay here will be a happy one.

I accept. :)

Sup guys! I'm new.


Welcome from a fairly new member!

~ Amy

Sup guys! I'm new.


Hi I'm Howard. :)

In the name of the moon I will punish, OMG!!!!

The Paradoxodaur is controversial in that if you don't belive in it, it exists, and if you do believe in it, it does not exist. It haunts the minds of logic students and babies.

Your feet are made for walking, and that is what they'll do.


Your feet are made for talking, and that is what we'll do.

Your feet are made for talking, and that is what we'll do.
Usually it is that your nose runs and your feet smell?

Usually it is that your nose runs and your feet smell?


That's true.

Usually it is that your nose runs and your feet smell?


My feet don't smell,I've been using powder. ;D

My feet don't smell,I've been using powder. ;D
...but how about your nose?

...but how about your nose?


I don't powder my nose... ::)

Can I pour you another drink, lover?
Kneel before you.
I'd love to pull back the covers for you,
I'd love pull back, that's gone..

When I have it my way it's the same thing,
All over and over again.
When I have it my way it's the same thing,
All over and over again.

Your feet are made for talking, and that is what we'll do.


C'mon feet...start moving...

Usually it is that your nose runs and your feet smell?


Why do you suppose that is?    ???

"As I explained, my "Whig" has an 'h' in it.."
"And your ass is about to have a foot in it."

Can I pour you another drink, lover?
Kneel before you.
I'd love to pull back the covers for you,
I'd love pull back, that's gone..

When I have it my way it's the same thing,
All over and over again.
When I have it my way it's the same thing,
All over and over again.



The pAper chAse!

Damn, I really hate capitolizing it that way.

The pAper chAse!

Damn, I really hate capitolizing it that way.


I refuse to capitalize it any other way, or anything else for that matter.... Korn is Korn, not Ko(backwards)Rn, Slipknot is not SlipKnot (it just sucks), Panic at the Disco is Panic at the Disco, the Panic isn't important enough to have an exclamation point (nor is the band good enough to be mentioned by name).. and so on and so forth.

Why do you suppose that is?    ???



feet always smell and for the nose It just drips cause of the mucus.

feet always smell and for the nose It just drips cause of the mucus.
Bluntly putting it?

I am the ramdogcatbunnycowgirl of Rainbow Brite world and Sonic the hedgehog drove a car down the street and took Unico to the vet.........



Umm, yeah....

Badfinger-fan  08:24:50 AM Posting in Longest Thread Ever.

I am the ramdogcatbunnycowgirl of Rainbow Brite world and Sonic the hedgehog drove a car down the street and took Unico to the vet.........



Umm, yeah....
Rainbow Brite? please tell me you have kids Step-chan  ;D        sorry dude, just hacking on ya.  you like what you like and that's cool & I'd say it's none of my business, but since you posted it, now it's everyone's business.



Badfinger-fan  08:24:50 AM Posting in Longest Thread Ever.
you have pinpointed my exact location

Usually it is that your nose runs and your feet smell?


What's a good cure for a running nose?





A tap on the head!

What's a good cure for a running nose?





A tap on the head!


I thought It was a hankerchief? ;D

Rainbow Brite? please tell me you have kids Step-chan  ;D        sorry dude, just hacking on ya.  you like what you like and that's cool & I'd say it's none of my business, but since you posted it, now it's everyone's business.



I posted that out of boredom mainly, but I watched Rainbow Brite as a kid(and still have a fondness for the show).

Considering the fact that I posted my fetishes on here before(anime fetish with a big catgirl/animal girl fixation)....

Did you think it would worry me?  ;D :D

I posted that out of boredom mainly, but I watched Rainbow Brite as a kid(and still have a fondness for the show).

Considering the fact that I posted my fetishes on here before(anime fetish with a big catgirl/animal girl fixation)....

Did you think it would worry me?  ;D :D
i should have known it wouldn't worry you. you're passion for this stuff is too strong.  :)

i should have known it wouldn't worry you. you're passion for this stuff is too strong.  :)


O0

I thought It was a hankerchief? ;D


it was supposed to be a joke  :(

it was supposed to be a joke  :(


I know Karen,It was just a joke.

Find me a Stallone!

Find me a Stallone!


Sylvester or Frank?

I blew the ambulance up, so no one could survive.
I'm f--king stupid like that..
I'm a f--king suicide...

I blew the ambulance up, so no one could survive.
I'm f--king stupid like that..
I'm a f--king suicide...


I RAPED THE VICTIMS OF THE AMBULANCE EXPLOSION
LEFT THEM DEAD WITH THEIR HEADS HACKED OFF
RUSTY SAW MUTILATION
CADAVERS BURNT AND GROTESQUE MUTATIONS

Find me a Stallone!
http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/culture/2005/10/18/rocky%20botox240x351.bmp

Find me a Stallone!
yo Adrian

Any more Rocky films in the making? ;D

Any more Rocky films in the making? ;D


There's one just about to be released I think.  Sylvester Stallone has just been in court in Australia for possession of a banned substance.  he was in Australia to promote his new film Rocky Balboa

edited to correct typo and add this

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6656407.stm

There's one just about to be released I think.  Sylvester Stallone has just been in court in Australia for possession of a banned substance.  he was in Australia to promote his new film Rocky Bilbao (sp?)



I think I saw some quick trailers about that, too.  I also heard about his run-in in Australia.  They said he checked the no boxes for the categories of steroids, etc. but when they searched his luggage they found something like 41 vials of some particular growth hormone steroid that was what they consider to be a banned substance.  Guess that explains a lot, eh?

Any more Rocky films in the making? ;D
No, but the next chapter in the Rambo films is in production.

No, but the next chapter in the Rambo films is in production.


Rambo 27 - The declining years

Rambo 27 - The declining years
It has the prouction title of John Rambo

It has the prouction title of John Rambo


I prefer my title!

according to IMDB it has about four other working titles

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462499/

according to IMDB it has about four other working titles

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462499/
Rambo IV: End of the Queue in the Post Office

If I told the truth, I'd like to live my life again,
Walk around my youth in somebody else's skin.
One life's not enough for all that we contain,
Nothing's gonna save us now..

Take me to the place where my decisions are re-lived,
Give me answers to the question,
"What would have happened if...?"
Beyond the third dimension, beyond the fourth and fifth,
In a parallel universe...

No, but the next chapter in the Rambo films is in production.



And he's going to play Rambo,Am I right? ::)

If I told the truth, I'd like to live my life again,
Walk around my youth in somebody else's skin.
One life's not enough for all that we contain,
Nothing's gonna save us now..

Take me to the place where my decisions are re-lived,
Give me answers to the question,
"What would have happened if...?"
Beyond the third dimension, beyond the fourth and fifth,
In a parallel universe...


YOU'VE ONLY GOT ONE LIFE TO GIVE, THAT'S NOT ENOUGH FOR ME!
I NEED TO KILL YOU NOT ONCE OR TWICE, BUT KILL YOU TIMES THREE!
KILLING YOU IS SO MUCH FUN IT'S REALLY REALLY GREAT!
I'LL CUT YOUR HEAD OFF WITH MY AXE, USE IT TO MASTURBATE!
RAPING YOU AND KILLING YOU IS FUN LIKE PLAY TIME!
DO YOU HAVE ANY CHILDREN I'D KILL THEM TOO WITH A MOWER!

Damn... You'd probably like the blood and gore board on iichan, although you're not into anime(although you'd probably like for a different reason).

:o :D ;D ;) ::)

Damn... You'd probably like the blood and gore board on iichan, although you're not into anime(although you'd probably like for a different reason).

:o :D ;D ;) ::)


KILLING IICHAN WOULD BE GREAT, BETTER THAN MASTURBATION!
WHEN I COME ON YOUR TV YOUR MOM WILL CHANGE THE STATION!
I'LL CUT HER HEAD OFF AND VOMIT IN HER THROAT!
THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL I'LL STOMP ON YOUR HEAD AND KILL YOUR GOAT!!!

KILLING IICHAN WOULD BE GREAT, BETTER THAN MASTURBATION!
WHEN I COME ON YOUR TV YOUR MOM WILL CHANGE THE STATION!
I'LL CUT HER HEAD OFF AND VOMIT IN HER THROAT!
THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL I'LL STOMP ON YOUR HEAD AND KILL YOUR GOAT!!!


NINJAS LIKE RICE AND LAUGHTER
MY FETISHES WILL STAY....
CATGIRL, FOXGIRL, INU, BUNNY AND RAMGIRL
ALWAYS MAKE MY DAY....

NINJAS LIKE RICE AND LAUGHTER
MY FETISHES WILL STAY....
CATGIRL, FOXGIRL, INU, BUNNY AND RAMGIRL
ALWAYS MAKE MY DAY....


RAPE THEM ALL BECAUSE THEY'RE WEIRD!
THEY THREATEN ME WITH CHANGE!
ODD LITTLE PEOPLE MADE OF PIXELS!
I BELIEVE THEIR LOVERS ARE GAY!

RAPE THEM ALL BECAUSE THEY'RE WEIRD!
THEY THREATEN ME WITH CHANGE!
ODD LITTLE PEOPLE MADE OF PIXELS!
I BELIEVE THEIR LOVERS ARE GAY!


SHADOW CLONES BEING MADE!
INNER STEP-CHAN COMING OUT!
CHAKRA SWIRLING BLADE!
IICHAN WANTS TO JOIN THE BOUT!
DESTROY ALL THE HATERS!
WHO NEED TO BACK AWAY!
NARUTO TOLD JUST TOLD US ALL!
THE HATERS ARE THE GAYS!

;D :D ;) ::)

I HAVEN'T READ THROUGH THE PAST FEW POSTS, I'VE NOT THE PATIENCE
BUT I'LL STILL PARTICIPATE IN THESE PERSUASIONS... or... something like that.

DO WE ALL HAVE TO SHOUT NOW?

DO WE ALL HAVE TO SHOUT NOW?


We have to keep quiet... >:(

is this quiet eough?

is this quiet eough?
Yes

http://www.castandcatch.com/hamsterpower.jpg

BACK TO SHOUTING! RIGHT NOW!

BACK TO SHOUTING! RIGHT NOW!
Don't shout please,  you might frighten the hamster.

DES- Ah, I'll leave it to the professionals. Anything brutal and lyrical about destroying the hamster, anyone?

DO WE ALL HAVE TO SHOUT NOW?


I thought it was a Black Metal song singing session....

DES- Ah, I'll leave it to the professionals. Anything brutal and lyrical about destroying the hamster, anyone?


THE HAMSTER RAN ACROSS THE STRE...

Nope, at least not from me.

YOU'VE ONLY GOT ONE LIFE TO GIVE, THAT'S NOT ENOUGH FOR ME!
I NEED TO KILL YOU NOT ONCE OR TWICE, BUT KILL YOU TIMES THREE!
KILLING YOU IS SO MUCH FUN IT'S REALLY REALLY GREAT!
I'LL CUT YOUR HEAD OFF WITH MY AXE, USE IT TO MASTURBATE!
RAPING YOU AND KILLING YOU IS FUN LIKE PLAY TIME!
DO YOU HAVE ANY CHILDREN I'D KILL THEM TOO WITH A MOWER!
you know, here you have a dangling pronoun. it's not entirely clear whether you're going to use the axe or the dismembered head to administer self-pleasure.

vague. minus one quarter point. also, you need another syllable in the raping and killing line. and what exactly is "mower" supposed to be rhyming with here?

B minus.

reminds me of how a necropedophile is not as heinous as a regular pedophile. sometimes darker is not necessarily darker. it's a trickier business than one would think.

you know, here you have a dangling pronoun. it's not entirely clear whether you're going to use the axe or the dismembered head to administer self-pleasure.

vague. minus one quarter point. also, you need another syllable in the raping and killing line. and what exactly is "mower" supposed to be rhyming with here?

B minus.

reminds me of how a necropedophile is not as heinous as a regular pedophile. sometimes darker is not necessarily darker. it's a trickier business than one would think.


Pray tell, what exactly is a noun?

I'm afraid that unlike you I paid no attention in school, using my time for more creative purposes, such as 'roll the biggest spliff competitions' and damning up the river to flood local housing projects. (something that the local council decided wasn't youthful hi-jinx but actual vandalism, I ask you, how can you vandalize water?!

Anyhow - One only has to use common sense to come to the conclusion that the Axe is a ludicrous tool to use for self-pleasure, clearly the decapitated head is the item in question used for masturbatory purposes.

Rhyme is just a tool for those without the free-thinking, outside the box attitude necessary to construct complex and challenging ideals such as those presented by the concept of killing children with the assistance of a lawn-mower.

Don't shout please,  you might frighten the hamster.


He'll scare him away. ;D

you know, here you have a dangling pronoun. it's not entirely clear whether you're going to use the axe or the dismembered head to administer self-pleasure.



Anyhow - One only has to use common sense to come to the conclusion that the Axe is a ludicrous tool to use for self-pleasure, clearly the decapitated head is the item in question used for masturbatory purposes.


You mean you didn't use both?

Shoot, that's how I always did it.. the axe adds a whole new dimension of pleasure.

BACK TO SHOUTING! RIGHT NOW!


My computers ears hurt. :(

Pray tell, what exactly is a noun?
it's a person, place, or thing.

...HUSH....  >:(

...PUPPIES!

it's a person, place, or thing.


I always thought that was a Verb.. oh well, is there an ad-noun or just an ad-verb? I seriously don't know all this stuff.. I told you, when I used to hand it my reports and such like somebody would always basically re-write it, I think I was just kept on staff because I pretty much knew the current batting average of everybody in the NL central.

I always thought that was a Verb.. oh well, is there an ad-noun or just an ad-verb? I seriously don't know all this stuff.. I told you, when I used to hand it my reports and such like somebody would always basically re-write it, I think I was just kept on staff because I pretty much knew the current batting average of everybody in the NL central.


a verb typcally describes an action.  Adverb describes (modifies) the verb.  Adjective describes the noun.



The ugly dog ran fast.

Dog - Noun

Ugly - Adjective

Ran - Verb

Fast - adverb

well, this is frickin' weird...

"nine one one edit song info download options license picture | delete song
02        # 1,220 in Rock (highest position was 911)
# 43 in subgenre Psychedelic Rock (highest position was 30)
"

anyway, new song, i think davey might find it of particular interest.

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=659180

'life to live'

well, this is frickin' weird...

"nine one one edit song info download options license picture | delete song
02        # 1,220 in Rock (highest position was 911)
# 43 in subgenre Psychedelic Rock (highest position was 30)
"

anyway, new song, i think davey might find it of particular interest.

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=659180

'life to live'
^ is very karma worthy, so is nine one one.  good stuff Tia  8)



When evil men advance against me to devour my flesh, 
      when my enemies and my foes attack me,
      they will stumble and fall.  Though an army besiege me,
      my heart will not fear; though war break out against me,
      even then will I be confident

http://www.truemetal.org/metalwallpaper/images/domination.jpg

http://www.truemetal.org/metalwallpaper/images/domination.jpg



Purple pentagons are so pretty. :)

Purple pentagons are so pretty. :)


Fantastic taste in art there.

Fantastic taste in art there.


It ain't Picasso.

It ain't Picasso.


Meh...Picasso is overrated.

http://www.artquotes.net/masters/picasso/picasso_weeping1937.jpg


Very overrated. ;D

Meh...Picasso is overrated.

http://www.artquotes.net/masters/picasso/picasso_weeping1937.jpg


Very overrated. ;D



Maybe it's just me . . . but I don't get his artistic philosophy. :-\\

Maybe it's just me . . . but I don't get his artistic philosophy. :-\\


It's not just you.  I think it sucks. :D

It's not just you.  I think it sucks. :D


We can't even blame it on Dyslexia or Autism.  O.K. I'm at a loss for words here.

^ is very karma worthy, so is nine one one.  good stuff Tia  8)



When evil men advance against me to devour my flesh, 
      when my enemies and my foes attack me,
      they will stumble and fall.  Though an army besiege me,
      my heart will not fear; though war break out against me,
      even then will I be confident



Evil soldiers of malice advance and smite my enemies,
Deceit grows through their ranks as they witness war crimes such as have never been seen before,
The propaganda machine grows and envelopes civilians as well as the enemy,
Such hatred has never been witnessed as now by the children of our supporters,
Infection for a generation, belligerence being praised unconditionally,
I am more deadly than death, more violent than violence,
I am more powerful than all the armys of history combined,
Man is powerless to stop my troops continuous path of devastation,
Destroying the civilian population,
Humiliation of the weak, condition of the poor and downtrodden,
Breathtaking Destruction, beautiful acts of carnage,
As war calms the tempest of civilian unrest, I create storms throughout the populace.

We can't even blame it on Dyslexia or Autism.  O.K. I'm at a loss for words here.


And the weird thing is that some people love it.  Of course I have yet to meet them.  

And the weird thing is that some people love it.  Of course I have yet to meet them. 


They're tossers.

I never got Picasso, personally, I think the guy sucks balls.. majorly. My Man's Dali!

And the weird thing is that some people love it.  Of course I have yet to meet them. 



And pay a half a million for one of his paintings.  I suggest when you meet them have them write a 3000 word essay of why they like his paintings. 

They're tossers.

I never got Picasso, personally, I think the guy sucks balls.. majorly. My Man's Dali!

;D



And pay a half a million for one of his paintings.  I suggest when you meet them have them write a 3000 word essay of why they like his paintings. 


:D  And I still wouldn't understand.

My Man's Dali!


You see, his art is actually really cool and interesting.  I probably would never hang it on my wall, but I could sure appreciate it.

;D

:D  And I still wouldn't understand.


Yes, but you appreciate seeing people slip into a cold sweat when they have to actually explain themselves. :)

You see, his art is actually really cool and interesting.  I probably would never hang it on my wall, but I could sure appreciate it.


It's on my wall, The Last Supper piss-take, I love it, it's right next to the huge Easy Rider picture.  ;D

Yes, but you appreciate seeing people slip into a cold sweat when they have to actually explain themselves. :)


That's true ;D  Maybe we should do a thread here and see if anyone confesses. :D

It's on my wall, The Last Supper piss-take, I love it, it's right next to the huge Easy Rider picture.  ;D




You've got an eclectic design in your room. ;D

That's true ;D  Maybe we should do a thread here and see if anyone confesses. :D


I think they're probably too closeted.  Come to think of it, that's one closet best left shut.

  I'm Batman...

   I'm Batman...




And I'm Robin.

And I'm Robin.


  Hi Robin...

  Hey, you know this thread is, like, two years old and stuff...

And I'm Robin.
Where is Catwoman?

Where is Catwoman?


She's busy right now. ;D

i kinda like picasso. it's got a groovy sorta grotesque weird edge. i would gladly pay 50,60,70, maybe even a hundred bucks for one of his paintings.

You've got an eclectic design in your room. ;D


It's those two.. concert posters, album covers, stuff that's come inside of LP sleeves and some Monet's.

Say what?!
What!

   I'm Batman...


http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5xc9iE9GXnMBtyGjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsdmIydTZhBHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDSTAwMV83MA--/SIG=12p3asdbc/EXP=1179703741/**http%3A//www.fakenews.net/archive/impressions/i/jeopardy_97_10_04_m.jpg

i kinda like picasso. it's got a groovy sorta grotesque weird edge. i would gladly pay 50,60,70, maybe even a hundred bucks for one of his paintings.


What about The Mona Lisa?

What about The Mona Lisa?


The Mona Lisa was done by Leonardo Di Vinci

POOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lololollol beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

The Mona Lisa was done by HENTAI HITLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.doganswers.com/images/creepy.jpg
http://graphics1.snopes.com/photos/gruesome/graphics/googly.jpg

POOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


BALLS!

i kinda like picasso. it's got a groovy sorta grotesque weird edge. i would gladly pay 50,60,70, maybe even a hundred bucks for one of his paintings.


I like him, too. Overrated, yes, but his art appeals to me.

We were playing in the sun
I felt for once that we were one.
But since the sunshine was done,
The unexpected was next to come.

We were concealed within your basement
Where we could hear the mumbled statements
Made by a man on your FM tuner -
It felt like the end couldn't come sooner.

Lying with you, listening to the rain
Fall upon the window pane
Who knew our love would end
While waiting for a familiar friend?

And the rain will always retain
The pain I want not sustained
And the fog recalls the dialogue
That so did fall while we were locked
In your basement, safe from harm -
Or so I thought, boy was I wrong...
While laying on the floor, out broke a massive war.
Oh, so much can happen while waiting through a storm.

The rainbow at the end
Was crooked and bent -
Not an arch, as it's always seemed.
Our bonds were strong,
Been together so long -
Or has it always been a dream?

And as the new sun rose so spry,
It sent a gleam into my eye.
But it just seemed to die
As it reflected on the tears you made me cry.

And when the moon glows,
it just seems that it knows.
With all this weather, I'm never free
From the thoughts of your company.

When I'm locked inside my room
Amisdt dark colors, dim and gloom,
I'm feeling at my best...
Giving the weather a rest...

And whenever I see the sun,
I just want to run.
And when I see the stars at night,
I just need to dash in fright.
In your basement, you held me tight,
Until we started to argue and fight.
And even if it sounds a bit too trite,
You could say the sky reminds me of that night.





^ If I were a whiny female cafe singer (Sorry to all you whiny female cafe singers out there), those'd be my lyrics.

There's something really grating about AABB AABB rhyme schemes..

Psht, it's AAAA AABB AABB AABBCCDD AABCCB AAAA AABB AABB AABBBBBB

Shut yo' mouth, boi.

Psht, it's AAAA AABB AABB AABBCCDD AABCCB AAAA AABB AABB AABBBBBB

Shut yo' mouth, boi.


Irrelevant, rhyming a line with the next line immediately after it.. it gets real.. sing-song-ish.

Irrelevant, rhyming a line with the next line immediately after it.. it gets real.. sing-song-ish.


>:-}D Hence the cafe singer part.

BALLS!


PENIS!!!!

Large penis at that!!! :D

PENIS!!!!

Large penis at that!!! :D


Howard penis?

Howard penis?


Gee, I hope not!

you've seen one, you've seen em all rule does not apply here

Guest  10:20:30 AM Viewing the topic Longest Thread Ever.

Oh go on then!

Gee, I hope not!


What are you my girlfriend,You don't want to see it? I'm hurt! Goodbye! :(

;)

Howard penis?


Meat Penis?

What are you my girlfriend,You don't want to see it? I'm hurt! Goodbye! :(


A) - HA!

B) - Nope.

C) - Good.

D) - Ciao.

A) - HA!

B) - Nope.

C) - Good.

D) - Ciao.


I'll pick choice "C". 

A) - HA!

B) - Nope.

C) - Good.

D) - Ciao.
Can I phone a friend please?

you've seen one, you've seen em all rule does not apply here


Oh, you wanna see a dick? You wanna see a big black dick?

Oh, you wanna see a dick? You wanna see a big black dick?


http://www.nndb.com/people/906/000024834/clarence-thomas.jpg

http://www.nndb.com/people/906/000024834/clarence-thomas.jpg


OH NO NOT CLARENCE!!!!  My eyes, my eyes. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/14/read.gif

Oh, you wanna see a dick? You wanna see a big black dick?


No,I'd rather see a nice white dick. ;D

No,I'd rather see a nice white dick. ;D


It had better be nice!

It had better be nice!


Hey,I have a girlfriend.Perv! >:(

;)

No,I'd rather see a nice white dick. ;D


... Does it strike you odd that Howard's the most racist out of us all?

Oh, you wanna see a dick? You wanna see a big black dick?
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5wuyHVFGbQ4AYU.jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12ghlk752/EXP=1179807538/**http%3A//www.albany.edu/feature2000/sexuality_week/dr_ruth.jpg it seems you are preoccupied with the penis? the Dr says you should think and talk about boobs and vaginas. it's much healthier for you

quote author=Badfinger-fan link=topic=7094.msg1299793#msg1299793 date=1179722097]
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5wuyHVFGbQ4AYU.jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12ghlk752/EXP=1179807538/**http%3A//www.albany.edu/feature2000/sexuality_week/dr_ruth.jpg it seems you are preoccupied with the penis? the Dr says you should think and talk about boobs and vaginas. it's much healthier for you


http://www.orbitcast.com/archives/sue-johanson-sirius.jpg

The Dr is a novice!  Sue Johanson's in the house and says you could use one of these.

http://www.milkandcookies.com/images/feature/s/snss.jpg

The Dr is a novice!  Sue Johanson's in the house and says you could use one of these.
;D LOL  Sue don't mess around!

No,I'd rather see a nice white dick. ;D


Go look in a mirror.

Go look in a mirror.


So you're saying his is nice?

So you're saying his is nice?


No, I'm saying he's a dick.

No, I'm saying he's a dick.


LOL  I'll buy that.

... Does it strike you odd that Howard's the most racist out of us all?


No I'm not.

Go look in a mirror.


everyday I look at it and I say,Why me? ;D

LOL  I'll buy that.
he's very obviously saying howard has a nice dick. it doesn't seem to be at all ambiguous.

he's very obviously saying howard has a nice dick. it doesn't seem to be at all ambiguous.


I think we need photos to be sure

I think we need photos to be sure
careful what you wish for!

now that we know how much davey admires howard's package, i wonder if we could find a picture of the howiejunk that doesn't also have davey in it. although come to think of it, davey's face will be helpful in granting us a sense of perspective.

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5wuyHVFGbQ4AYU.jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12ghlk752/EXP=1179807538/**http%3A//www.albany.edu/feature2000/sexuality_week/dr_ruth.jpg it seems you are preoccupied with the penis? the Dr says you should think and talk about boobs and vaginas. it's much healthier for you


Ok,sounds like a good thread,Who'd like to start?

No, I'm saying he's a dick.


You're A Dick. ;D

I think we need photos to be sure


No,no photos! :-[

No, no photos! :-[


Yes. I DARE you. Actually, I don't. Eek. Forget I said it!

i find it refreshing that meat! is comfortable enough in his masculinity to say things like "eek." and howard is comfortable enough with his to admit he has a diminutive organ.

So my phone just rang, and according to my caller ID, the phone number was 000-000-0000.  I didn't answer it cause there's no telling what or who it could have been.  After googling the number, all kinds of forums came up where others tell how they have gotten calls and text messages from this same number, and several cases have been telemarketers, wrong numbers, scam artists, or people text messaging swear words and death threats to your cellphone.  Some of these folks say they've gotten calls from that number more than once, some several times a day

I don't know what to make of this, but it's all very creepy.  I hope I don't get a call from this number again Shocked

Lots of times in the past, I've gotten similar types of strange calls, the major one being when I answer the phone, I hear a ringing, then someone answers, making it seem like I've just dialed someone long distance when I never did.  In those cases, the caller ID reads "unknown name / unknown number".  Nowadays, I never answer numbers I don't recognize; If it's an important call, they will leave a message on my answering machine

SECTION 1:

1. Ethnic minorities and the police... war protestors and the police... liberals and conservatives.
2. 125.
3. The liberalism of the 60s
4. The "silent majority"
5. He would speak for those "forgotten Americans".
6. Losing money on failing government programs, the war.
7. Lowering the voting age, establishing the EPA
8. FAP, Revenue Sharing
9. Wiretapping, holding without bail, using federal forces to silence protests.
10. Creating a conservative majority.
11. Pushing civil rights to gain the black vote.

SECTION 2:

1. Attempt to repair relationships
2. Improving relationships with other countries, economic superpowers, held by the USSR, Japan, China, and Europe
3. The idea a nation should pursue its own interests first.
4. Balance of Power
5. Kissinger
6. They cut off ties
7. They were an economic superpower.
8. It might end the costly arms race.
9. The Soviets could buy wheat if they made arms concessions
10. It defended Israel, but angered other nations.
11. The rise of dictatorships, growing debts
12. Rising debts.
13. The idea that the church should support the poor.
14. To have allies in this hemisphere, halt communism
15. To prevent communism
16. Fear they may ally with Socialist Cuba
17. Publicized Visits Abroad.

SECTION 3:

1. Impounding funds, defying mandates
2. "Imperial Presidency"
3. An inner circle of like-minded people
4. Those who opposed Nixon, who were spied on.
5. The idea of a secret police, but it was deemed unconstiutional.
6. A Committe to Re-Elect Nixon.
7. A special unit employed by CREEP to stop "leaks".
8. Employed by CREEP.
9. Flat-out denial.
10. A judge who took no nonsense, and treated Nixon severely.

i find it refreshing that meat! is comfortable enough in his masculinity to say things like "eek." and howard is comfortable enough with his to admit he has a diminutive organ.


perhaps one day those two things will occur in the same room.

careful what you wish for!

now that we know how much davey admires howard's package, i wonder if we could find a picture of the howiejunk that doesn't also have davey in it. although come to think of it, davey's face will be helpful in granting us a sense of perspective.


..I'm totally gonna flush your dungeons and dragons dice down the toilet!  >:(

Art of summoning jutsu!

Cat Cutie Commandos appear!!!

i find it refreshing that meat! is comfortable enough in his masculinity to say things like "eek." and howard is comfortable enough with his to admit he has a diminutive organ.


My organ is not diminutive.

So my phone just rang, and according to my caller ID, the phone number was 000-000-0000.  I didn't answer it cause there's no telling what or who it could have been.  After googling the number, all kinds of forums came up where others tell how they have gotten calls and text messages from this same number, and several cases have been telemarketers, wrong numbers, scam artists, or people text messaging swear words and death threats to your cellphone.  Some of these folks say they've gotten calls from that number more than once, some several times a day

I don't know what to make of this, but it's all very creepy.  I hope I don't get a call from this number again Shocked

Lots of times in the past, I've gotten similar types of strange calls, the major one being when I answer the phone, I hear a ringing, then someone answers, making it seem like I've just dialed someone long distance when I never did.  In those cases, the caller ID reads "unknown name / unknown number".  Nowadays, I never answer numbers I don't recognize; If it's an important call, they will leave a message on my answering machine



000-000-0000 usually is Blockbuster telling us we have movies overdue.

My organ is not diminutive.


But your spongy tissue is.

Song by the Optimistic Emo... Meat!

I'm not going to fret, not going to cry -
Though I can see through future's eye.
In thirty years, we're all going to die.
But that's okay, just say your goodbyes.

With a quick flash, a glimpse of the sun,
Everything disappears, as well as everyone.
What's the point in getting things done?
I'll just sit and wait for the end to come.

You'd be better off, too.
I've got no worries, nothing left to do.

Don't feel bad, don't get upset -
This is something you'll jus thave to accept.
Don't let it bend you out of shape,
Just sit with me, and we'll both wait.

Don't think of me. I'm fine, my friend.
I'm just waiting for the end.

There's no point in trying to prepare,
When the time comes, we won't even care.
You can leave in a curl, or leave with a twirl -
Be happy about the end of the world.

Reply #33207

6:12 am May 22 2007

Its raining..  thats all..

6:12 am May 22 2007

Its raining..  thats all..
It is a beatiful day here.

---
7/9/78-- One question..  Where were you?

Do you mean 7th September or 9th July?

It is a beautiful day here.
It was wet and horrible yesterday.

perhaps one day those two things will occur in the same room.


Well,he would have to turn away.

But your spongy tissue is.


It's not that spongy.

So my phone just rang, and according to my caller ID, the phone number was 000-000-0000.  I didn't answer it cause there's no telling what or who it could have been.  After googling the number, all kinds of forums came up where others tell how they have gotten calls and text messages from this same number, and several cases have been telemarketers, wrong numbers, scam artists, or people text messaging swear words and death threats to your cellphone.  Some of these folks say they've gotten calls from that number more than once, some several times a day

I don't know what to make of this, but it's all very creepy.  I hope I don't get a call from this number again Shocked

Lots of times in the past, I've gotten similar types of strange calls, the major one being when I answer the phone, I hear a ringing, then someone answers, making it seem like I've just dialed someone long distance when I never did.  In those cases, the caller ID reads "unknown name / unknown number".  Nowadays, I never answer numbers I don't recognize; If it's an important call, they will leave a message on my answering machine


Are you stalking whistledog?

000-000-0000 usually is Blockbuster telling us we have movies overdue.
In a similiar vein, we keep getting phones calls which automatic ring off are one ring. When 1-4-7-1 is used it gives a number (next time I will note it down), but who is it phoning, I do not trust them for what could be charges?

In a similiar vein, we keep getting phones calls which automatic ring off are one ring. When 1-4-7-1 is used it gives a number (next time I will note it down), but who is it phoning, I do not trust them for what could be charges?


sometimes those are call centres using a computer to dial a block of ten or twenty numbers at the same time.  Or it could be your broadband provider doing a check?  I've heard of that happening.

sometimes those are call centres using a computer to dial a block of ten or twenty numbers at the same time.  Or it could be your broadband provider doing a check?  I've heard of that happening.
I will not say more until we get it again

Song by the Optimistic Emo... Meat!

I'm not going to fret, not going to cry -
Though I can see through future's eye.
In thirty years, we're all going to die.
But that's okay, just say your goodbyes.

With a quick flash, a glimpse of the sun,
Everything disappears, as well as everyone.
What's the point in getting things done?
I'll just sit and wait for the end to come.

You'd be better off, too.
I've got no worries, nothing left to do.

Don't feel bad, don't get upset -
This is something you'll jus thave to accept.
Don't let it bend you out of shape,
Just sit with me, and we'll both wait.

Don't think of me. I'm fine, my friend.
I'm just waiting for the end.

There's no point in trying to prepare,
When the time comes, we won't even care.
You can leave in a curl, or leave with a twirl -
Be happy about the end of the world.


What did I tell you about this rhyme scheme?

What did I tell you about this rhyme scheme?
"Breathe, breathe in the air.
Don't be afraid to care.
Leave but don't leave me.
Look around and choose your own ground.

Long you live and high you fly
And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be."

doggerelly rhyme schemes aren't necessarily bad.

In with the good air, out with the bad air!

In with the good air, out with the bad air!



Please,someone give mouth to mouth. ;D

What did I tell you about this rhyme scheme?


I didn't do AABB... I did lots of AAAA.

I know how to perform the Heimlich maneuver

I know how to perform the Heimlich maneuver


How about CPR?  And if so, are you aware of the new CPR techniques?

How about CPR?  And if so, are you aware of the new CPR techniques?
;D  why yes I am well aware of the new & might I say, highly effective techniques and weren't you certified in CPR?

;D  why yes I am well aware of the new & might I say, highly effective techniques and weren't you certified in CPR?


I was back when I was active duty, but I'm afraid my certification has expired.