XDDDDD You drink that much.


I drink coffee like it's water.Before I know it,I'll be having 8 cups of coffee a day. :P

   You're working on Good Friday..?

   If you ask me, every Friday is good...
Good Friday is an off day for me.

Good Friday is an off day for me.


Not for me it isn't,I volunteered today.

Not for me it isn't,I volunteered today.
That is good to hear

That is good to hear


I think only religious holidays.

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/341/piss2zs.gif

She seems to think, she seems to weak, she takes a week to get over it

If you were here today, what would your answer be.

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiFZQBlG_hEB21KjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=11se3kgc5/EXP=1176146393/**http%3A//rofl.wheresthebeef.co.uk/crap.jpg

If you were here today, what would your answer be.


Yes?

Over 1400 images.

Yes?
Let your yeah be yeah and your no be no, now

Let your yeah be yeah and your no be no, now


yes yes no no.

No but yeah but yeah but yeah no but yeah no but yeah

No but yeah but yeah but yeah no but yeah no but yeah


no no no no no. ;D

no no no no no. ;D
There's no limit!

There's no limit!


never a limit.

never a limit.
There is always more to be added

There is always more to be added


How many?

How many?


Always means infinitely.

Why go on?
So, they tell me.
So, they say..

I must say, this love hasn't changed me.
Cause I feel fine.. fair, I'm fully fine.
I must say, this love hasn't changed her.
And I feel fine.. faith and filthy mind.

Always means infinitely.
Always and forever

on the board again

on the road again

on the road again
i can't wait to be on the board again

I'm tired. I've been tired all day.

I'm tired. I've been tired all day.
then hopefully you sleep deeply tonight and are better rested tomorrow.

then hopefully you sleep deeply tonight and are better rested tomorrow.


Hopefully!

The long and winding board

The long and winding board
the road goes on and on, far from the place where it began

Follow the yellow brick board

There's a killer on the road

The road is long with many a winding turn

There's a killer on the radio.

And the radio played that forgotten song

And everything I had to know I heard it on my radio

I remember there was a time when this was the thread I posted on the most.

I remember there was a time when this was the thread I posted on the most.
Then I did a fair bit too.

Then I did a fair bit too.
we were on here constantly

we were on here constantly
Constantly as in now?

Constantly as in now?
yes, reminds me of old times  :)

yes, reminds me of old times  :)
Manic nights?

Manic depression.

Lonely Days

Days go by, and still I think of you...

Lonely Days
Lonely nights

where would I be without my woman?

BTW, I am off to watch cricket now.

BTW, I am off to watch cricket now.
enjoy, I'm gonna go make some tea. I'll be leaving for a bit too

Would you care to sit with me, drink a cup of English Tea?

We all live in a Yellow Submarine.

One baby to another says "I'm lucky to match you."...

Would you care to sit with me, drink a cup of English Tea?
Yes

Motivational Poster I Made

It's what happens when Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe, in his ass, during an earthquake...

I'm the Walrus,I'm the Eggman.What the heck is an eggman? ???

I'm the Walrus,I'm the Eggman.What the heck is an eggman? ???
The Walrus was Paul

The Walrus was Paul


Yeah,What's an Eggman? ???

Yeah,What's an Eggman? ???
It is supposed that walrus is the leader, the eggman is the follower.

One baby to another says "I'm lucky to match you."...


The water is so yellow, I'm a healthy student...

It is supposed that walrus is the leader, the eggman is the follower.


What comes after Eggman? ???

What comes after Eggman? ???
goo goo g'joob

goo goo g'joob


What does that translate to?

What does that translate to?
Ask Paul McCartney?

Ask Paul McCartney?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_the_Walrus

It is supposed that walrus is the leader, the eggman is the follower.


Nah.  The eggman delivers eggs once a week.  doorstep deliveries like the milkman

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_the_Walrus
It is still not clear.

Nah.  The eggman delivers eggs once a week.  doorstep deliveries like the milkman


Does he go goo goo g'joob? ;D

Does he go goo goo g'joob? ;D


Maybe.

Due to lack of interest, tomorrow is cancelled.

Due to lack of interest, tomorrow is cancelled.
No not tomorrow!

Now I long for yesterday

Then my troubles were so far away

Now it looks as though they're here to stay

How I long for scramble eggs

How I long for scramble eggs
MM-MM-MM-MM-MM-MM-MM.  (hum to "I believe in yesterday")

How to scramble eggs

1. For scrambled eggs for one, use 2 large eggs and ½ oz (10 g) butter, plus salt and pepper. For more people, just multiply the ingredients accordingly. The method remains the same but more eggs will obviously take longer to cook. For scrambled eggs, the fresher the eggs the better, but up to two weeks old is fine. First of all, break the eggs into a small bowl and use a fork to lightly blend the yolks into the whites, whisking gently. Add a good seasoning of salt and freshly milled black pepper. Now take a small, heavy-based saucepan and place it over a medium heat – this is really the only rule; if the heat is too high, the eggs will become dry and flaky. Add half the butter to the pan and swirl it around so that the base and about 1 inch (2.5 cm) of the sides of the pan are moistened with it.

2. Then, when the butter has melted and is just beginning to foam, pour in the beaten eggs. Using a wooden fork or a wooden spoon with a point, start stirring briskly using a backwards and forwards movement all through the liquid egg, getting into the corners of the pan to prevent it from sticking. Don't, whatever you do, turn the heat up: just be patient and keep on scrambling away until you calculate that three-quarters of the egg is now a creamy, solid mass and a quarter is still liquid.

3. At this point, remove the pan from the heat, add the rest of the butter and continue scrambling with the fork or spoon. The eggs will carry on cooking in the heat from the pan. As soon as there is no liquid egg left, serve the scrambled eggs absolutely immediately. The secret of success is removing the pan at the right stage, because overcooking makes the eggs dry and flaky. Once you've mastered the art of allowing them to finish cooking off the heat, you will never have a problem. If you like, you can add a little double cream or crème fraîche as well as the butter. Either way, soft clouds of perfectly scrambled eggs are one of life's special joys. Serve on buttered toast or bagels.

How to scramble eggs

1. For scrambled eggs for one, use 2 large eggs and ½ oz (10 g) butter, plus salt and pepper. For more people, just multiply the ingredients accordingly. The method remains the same but more eggs will obviously take longer to cook. For scrambled eggs, the fresher the eggs the better, but up to two weeks old is fine. First of all, break the eggs into a small bowl and use a fork to lightly blend the yolks into the whites, whisking gently. Add a good seasoning of salt and freshly milled black pepper. Now take a small, heavy-based saucepan and place it over a medium heat – this is really the only rule; if the heat is too high, the eggs will become dry and flaky. Add half the butter to the pan and swirl it around so that the base and about 1 inch (2.5 cm) of the sides of the pan are moistened with it.

2. Then, when the butter has melted and is just beginning to foam, pour in the beaten eggs. Using a wooden fork or a wooden spoon with a point, start stirring briskly using a backwards and forwards movement all through the liquid egg, getting into the corners of the pan to prevent it from sticking. Don't, whatever you do, turn the heat up: just be patient and keep on scrambling away until you calculate that three-quarters of the egg is now a creamy, solid mass and a quarter is still liquid.

3. At this point, remove the pan from the heat, add the rest of the butter and continue scrambling with the fork or spoon. The eggs will carry on cooking in the heat from the pan. As soon as there is no liquid egg left, serve the scrambled eggs absolutely immediately. The secret of success is removing the pan at the right stage, because overcooking makes the eggs dry and flaky. Once you've mastered the art of allowing them to finish cooking off the heat, you will never have a problem. If you like, you can add a little double cream or crème fraîche as well as the butter. Either way, soft clouds of perfectly scrambled eggs are one of life's special joys. Serve on buttered toast or bagels.


here is a scrambled egg http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5meociRG91oASWSjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=130ith4hk/EXP=1176880168/**http%3A//www.free-graphics.com/clipart/Food_And_Drink/Eggs/Egg_-_Scrambled.jpg

I am hungry now!

I am hungry now!
you know what to eat now.

you know what to eat now.
Toast?

you know what to eat now.
No time to cook now!

No time to cook now!
have a crumpet then

Toast?


Just a little piece of toast!

Wouldn't it be cool to live at 1337 Leet Street.  8)

Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching.

Just a little piece of toast!
'Cos there's so much to choose from, there's brown bread, white bread,

I could've swore that I logged out earlier before I shut my PC down.

'Cos there's so much to choose from, there's brown bread, white bread,



All sorts of wholemeal bread;
It comes in funny packages
With writing on the side,

All sorts of wholemeal bread;
It comes in funny packages
With writing on the side,

But it doesn't matter which one you have
'Cos when you cut the crusts off,

Covered in warm piss, looking at the cuts and bruises on her body...

I was so busy in the back room writing love songs to you
While you were changing your direction
I never even knew
That I was always one step behind you

Rosenrot, oh, rosenrot...

Covered in warm piss, looking at the cuts and bruises on her body...
well Andrew, it's not quite Lennon/McCartney & I can't tell if this is a love song or a breakup song  ???

Keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.

Ninja's like rice and laughter, my fetishes today?

well Andrew, it's not quite Lennon/McCartney & I can't tell if this is a love song or a breakup song  ???


Williams.. the song is called "Who Gave Her The Roses?"... the lyrics are not published online.

Williams.. the song is called "Who Gave Her The Roses?"... the lyrics are not published online.
I wonder why?

I wonder why?


The band is somewhat obscure.

Williams.. the song is called "Who Gave Her The Roses?"... the lyrics are not published online.
is the band Russian?  just noticed your avatar

is the band Russian?  just noticed your avatar


They're from New Orleans, formed a long time ago... I can see how his shirt might be misleading.

Punk ain't no religious cult,
Punk means thinking for yourself.
You ain't hardcore cause you spike your hair,
When a jock still lives inside your head..

Misleading?

Misleading?


Maybe..

Racist Couch and Computer

A woman bought a couch and found a racial slur on the label of the couch.  The racial slur was describing the dark brown shade of the upholstery.  The tag said "n-----brown."  Apparently the Chinese software company that made the coach had a faulty computer that was operating off an old dictionary translation.  Here is the link

Racist Couch and Computer

A woman bought a couch and found a racial slur on the label of the couch.  The racial slur was describing the dark brown shade of the upholstery.  The tag said "n-----brown."  Apparently the Chinese software company that made the coach had a faulty computer that was operating off an old dictionary translation.  Here is the link


...


... Where is the link?

Yes, where is the link?

  Step-chan, you went karma crazy..!  Thanks... :)

   Step-chan, you went karma crazy..!  Thanks... :)
indeed he did  :o  but sometimes you just gotta say.....What the F & go for it.

indeed he did  :o   but sometimes you just gotta say.....What the F & go for it.


  You're right...

  Just let go, ya know..?

   You're right...

   Just let go, ya know..?
It's nice to know one has an almost endless supply of karma to give if one feels philanthropic

It's nice to know one has an almost endless supply of karma to give if one feels philanthropic


Well, you'd run out afer a couple thousand, but that's plenty.

Well, you'd run out afer a couple thousand, but that's plenty.
you mean when you run out of members to karma?  maybe if you go slow, by the time you reach the last member, 24 hours passed and you can start all over again

you mean when you run out of members to karma?  maybe if you go slow, by the time you reach the last member, 24 hours passed and you can start all over again


That is true. But who would be crazy enough for that!?

you mean when you run out of members to karma?  maybe if you go slow, by the time you reach the last member, 24 hours passed and you can start all over again


  Sheeit, with my connection it would take me that long (24 hrs.) to karma all the members...

  Step-chan must have a very fast connection...

   Sheeit, with my connection it would take me that long (24 hrs.) to karma all the members...

   Step-chan must have a very fast connection...
whatchu got, no DSL, or cable modem. Davester, if you worked with me you'd get a discount on DSL.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/Playfulpuppy.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/LUST.jpg?t=1177304712

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/bbbahhahahaha.jpg

Oh really??!!  ^ ^^ ^^^

The first pic looks like the dog is laughing.  Hee hee!

Someone has remade the Patrick Swayze song She's Like the Wind.  That was sooo uncalled for!!!!

It's been a while since I've posted in this particular thread.

So here goes...

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/Playfulpuppy.jpg
Woof!

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/LUST.jpg?t=1177304712
that dog is the devil, look at his eyes  :o

that dog is the devil, look at his eyes  :o
devil dog!

http://www.area51newmexico.com/pictures/tonsils.jpg

red x  ^

red x  ^
Not for me1

I get the red X too.

crap.

crap.


I got it... Erm.. I mean, I can see the picture. But I don't get it, as in... understand it.

Look, I know about sperm and the .. OHhhhhhhhhhhhhHHH!!!

Sheesh. That took me a while.

I got it... Erm.. I mean, I can see the picture. But I don't get it, as in... understand it.

Look, I know about sperm and the .. OHhhhhhhhhhhhhHHH!!!

Sheesh. That took me a while.


Bless you 'cause you're not jaded yet ;)

weird thing is, that picture came up when i did a keyword search on bobby kennedy, marilyn monroe and area 51. ???

Do that normally, don't we...?!!



lol some of us are just quicker to admit it than others  ;)  ;D

Just type ANY JIBBERISH and let's make the longest Internet thread ever!

Have we all this time?

I've been living so long with my pictures of you,
That I almost believe that the pictures are all I can feel...

   Step-chan, you went karma crazy..!  Thanks... :)


I was in the mood.

Since I no longer have to worry about session time limits(since I used to go to the library, but now have the net at home), it's easier to do a large wave of applauds.

;D

I've been living so long with my pictures of you,
That I almost believe that the pictures are all I can feel...
i know that feeling.

i'm mad with lust. mad.

I've been living so long with my pictures of you,
That I almost believe that the pictures are all I can feel...


At least you have pictures.

If a picture paints a thousand words?

I love this!!!

http://www.the7thlevel.com/images/anzie/kick_grandma.gif

I love this!!!

http://www.the7thlevel.com/images/anzie/kick_grandma.gif
wow, i'd love to know the story behind that. :o

that looks like that was filmed in, like, 1971 or something.

I love this!!!

http://www.the7thlevel.com/images/anzie/kick_grandma.gif


My friend uses that on his band's MySpace under "Sounds Like"

"I don't have time for this chickenshit-bullsh-t."
"Dad, is that a Mickey Mouse t-shirt?"
"The f--k you talkin' about?"
"Well, his ear's there, and his ear, and.. well, there's his face!"
"That's not Mickey Mouse, that's just TIT DIRT!"

I love this!!!

http://www.the7thlevel.com/images/anzie/kick_grandma.gif


  Yeah, I've always liked that one.  It's been in my "Misc." folder for ahwile, now...

  Now, find me the one where the boy in the movie theater gets smacked on the head by the guy sitting behind him...

"Dad, can we get some Captain Crunch cereal today?"
"F--k you, kid, you're a dick."
"Daaaaaaaad..."
"You're a f-ggot!"
"Dad, yesterday you said we could!"
"I didn't talk to nobody yesterday, I was in the car taking a SH-T!"

The old man smiled:
"Will you die for me?
Do you love me enough to give up your life?
Standing in the desert, the glowing city:
How much do you love me?"
"Can this world be as sad as it seems?"
At this, the old man smiled...

...And then they take you to Strawberry Fields, where nothing is real but the medication and the numbness, and they cut their wrists and write "I LOVE YOU, GOD" all over the walls, and hang themselves on the ventilators...

Online  nicki_morrissey  08:15:07 AM Viewing the topic Longest Thread Ever.

Online   nicki_morrissey  08:15:07 AM Viewing the topic Longest Thread Ever.


You sneaky little thing :P

You sneaky little thing :P


:P You should be studying, little girl!

And nightfall came over the city.

Cold, cold water,
A cloud up above you,
And everyone's equal if it rains on you....

hahaha...soooo freakin' funny..

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2021998719

Cold, cold water,
A cloud up above you,
And everyone's equal if it rains on you....


All day I've faced the barren waste,
Without the taste of water

Good to post in here again  8)

So ive gotta ask... are we the longest thread ever yet?  :-\\

Good to post in here again  8)

So ive gotta ask... are we the longest thread ever yet?  :-\\
Link the Song in PBG is slightly longer.

Good to post in here again  8)

So ive gotta ask... are we the longest thread ever yet?  :-\\



What's the record for The Longest Thread Ever? ???

What's the record for The Longest Thread Ever? ???
At one time I was researcning the longest thread, let me look again.

At one time I was researcning the longest thread, let me look again.


probably more than 2,200 pages? ???

Link the Song in PBG is slightly longer.


Then we must continue to post  ;)

Then we must continue to post  ;)


You have always been the catalyst for this thread.

Anyone did the research yet? ???

You have always been the catalyst for this thread.


Thats..er.. nice to hear  ;D

Got to get used to using these smileys again  :-\\

Thats..er.. nice to hear  ;D

Got to get used to using these smileys again  :-\\



Why is that Dak?

Why is that Dak?


This site uses completely different smileys to the others ive used.. so I need to get used to not typing :lol: for  ;D and B) for  8) etc

Confusing :P

Everybody Hurts....

All the kids will eat it up, if it's packaged properly.

This site uses completely different smileys to the others ive used.. so I need to get used to not typing :lol: for  ;D and B) for  8) etc

Confusing :P


I always do LOL and  ;D at the same time.  A little overkill. ;D

I always do LOL and  ;D at the same time.  A little overkill. ;D


LOL!!!! ;D

LOL!!!! ;D


Exactly!!! :D

Exactly!!! :D


:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Nice to see Dak back here for a while

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/nicki_morrissey/Pre-Smithsatthirteen.jpg

I dig the shirt with the heart. :)

Nice to see Dak back here for a while
Exactly!

As pilgrims here,
We sometimes journey,
To who knows what,
To who knows what...

As pilgrims here,
We sometimes journey,
To who knows what,
To who knows what...


.. go in to the water.. live there.. die there.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/nicki_morrissey/Pre-Smithsatthirteen.jpg



Who is that supposed to be? ???

Who is that supposed to be? ???


Whoever you want it to be.

Whoever you want it to be.


It's my hero, when he was a teenager. It's very, very hard to find pictures of him before his teenage years.
But I have more where that came from : ) Even pictures of his mom, dad, older sister Jackie, uncle, and grandparents. Found them today.

Don't you know, God is disabled, he is disabled, he is disabled?
Clouds may gather all around you, but he is disabled, he is disabled...

Don't you know, God is disabled, he is disabled, he is disabled?
Clouds may gather all around you, but he is disabled, he is disabled...


So does this mean he/she is collecting disability??? ???

So does this mean he/she is collecting disability??? ???


If he's so powerful how come he can't fix himself?

Hi.  I'm bored at work.  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/baer.gif

Hi.  I'm bored at work.   http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/baer.gif


who isn't?

who isn't?


I'm not, when I have something to do. 

I'm not, when I have something to do. 


  :o      Should have been in my office yesterday...busiest day of the week (Wednesday of final exam week). Today is a little quieter so I should be able to get my work done. 

Hi.  I'm bored at work.   http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/baer.gif
Yes.

okay.

Indeed

OKEY DOKEY. :)

Right on!

Radical.

Like totally!!!! :)

Gag me with a spoon.

LIKE, OH MY GOD.  GROSS ME OUT!!!  FER SURE!!!!!

Hot Dog!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/nicki_morrissey/Pre-Smithsatthirteen.jpg
she's pretty.

she's pretty.


Is it a girl?

I can't tell nowadays.

Is it a girl?

I can't tell nowadays.



Maybe a tomboy.

Cross the street or you can't have any pudding!

Cross the street or you can't have any pudding!


What's across the street? ???

What's across the street? ???


Pudding!  ;D :D

Pudding!  ;D :D


Which flavor?

Which flavor?


Whatever flavor you like.

Whatever flavor you like.


Vanilla and can you put some blue food dye in it.  I'm in the mood for something interesting. :)

Hi.  I'm bored at work.   http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/baer.gif
To cure your boredom, why not play a the game in The Arcade?

Vanilla and can you put some blue food dye in it.  I'm in the mood for something interesting. :)


How about chocolate sauce.

I am off for a lie down now.

I am off for a lie down now.


Have a good nap.

Have a good nap.
Lie down has finished now, and now for sleep

How about chocolate sauce.


Nah, you end up with a lighter form of chocolate pudding.

To cure your boredom, why not play a the game in The Arcade?


Ahh...an idea for Monday.  :)  Thanks, Phil.

Which flavor?
street flavor.

the Longest Thread Ever is approaching 33,000 posts

the Longest Thread Ever is approaching 33,000 posts
...but it still not the longest thread?

...but it still not the longest thread?
probably not even close to being the longest. but is it the longest on this board?

probably not even close to being the longest. but is it the longest on this board?
Link the Songs

Link the Songs
how did that one jump so far ahead?

how did that one jump so far ahead?
It is more popular in the amount of replies.

It is more popular in the amount of replies.
& it's one i usually don't post in.

& it's one i usually don't post in.
Go on, give it a try.

Go on, give it a try.


What happened to the "Boycott-The-Link-The-Songs-Thread-And-Help-The-Cause-Of-The-Longest-Thread-Ever" protest?

street flavor.


What does the street taste like?

What does the street taste like?


I'm told I swallowed a bit of gravel at one time.  It's isn't exactly my favorite thing to eat.  Street probably taste the same.  Wouldn't recommend it. :P

I'm told I swallowed a bit of gravel at one time.  It's isn't exactly my favorite thing to eat.  Street probably taste the same.  Wouldn't recommend it. :P


Gravel Flavor,Yum. :P

Gravel Flavor,Yum. :P


You're right it'll never make it as an ice cream flavor. :-\\

The way you made your wife and mother suffer gives me the urge to...

I'm told I swallowed a bit of gravel at one time.  It's isn't exactly my favorite thing to eat.  Street probably taste the same.  Wouldn't recommend it. :P


Wow I thought I was the only one.
Note: NEVER bend down next to a car as it pulls off.

I feel like a kid in a candy store

Yes

You're right it'll never make it as an ice cream flavor. :-\\


Unless you're Ben And Jerry. ;D

street flavor.
Rocky Road?

Rocky Road?



Ohhhh, Philip!  :o  How long did it take you to come up with that one?  :P 

:)

Ohhhh, Philip!  :o   How long did it take you to come up with that one?   :P 

:)
I don't know, but I like Rocky Road.

You musn't! It's the law!

You musn't! It's the law!


Is it Federal, State or Local?

Rocky Road?


Good Flavor.

if this thread is not the Longest Thread Ever, what is it?

What happened to the "Boycott-The-Link-The-Songs-Thread-And-Help-The-Cause-Of-The-Longest-Thread-Ever" protest?


Well we'd need everyone on the boards to be in support of this thread for that to work.

if this thread is not the Longest Thread Ever, what is it?


The world may never know.

The world may never know.
Somebody must know?

Somebody must know?


The Shadow---he knows everything.

The Shadow---he knows everything.
Should we ask The Shadow?

Should we ask The Shadow?


Sure, if you can find him  ;)

Sure, if you can find him   ;)
Where is the best place to find him?

Should we ask The Shadow?


Who played The Shadow? ???

Where is the best place to find him?



He's invisible.

He's invisible.
so he's best found by groping blindly for him.

so he's best found by groping blindly for him.
bad advice  :o 
and this thread will be 33,000 with 10 more posts