http://deconstructingthoughts.mlblogs.com/Soccer%20Fail.jpg


;D This is funny.

http://www.blogiversity.org/blogs/willburns1/peter-griffin.bmp

http://www.blogiversity.org/blogs/willburns1/peter-griffin.bmp

;D

http://www.blogiversity.org/blogs/willburns1/peter-griffin.bmp



So that's the real Peter Griffin non-animated?  ;D

http://deconstructingthoughts.mlblogs.com/Soccer%20Fail.jpg


;D This is funny.

He has a nose for soccer.

He has a nose for soccer.


that ball must have a strong scent.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3427/3243646675_b275fc2c57.jpg

Good advice.  ;D

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3427/3243646675_b275fc2c57.jpg

Good advice.  ;D



No really?  I didn't know that. ::)

http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn66/pushu12/genitl-eman-bad-english-chinglish-b.jpg


Yeah,that's the way of putting it.^ ;D

"eff em all".

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_WusmHhKivwA/RfLBI6YEDjI/AAAAAAAAAkQ/51Qff1ZNjrQ/s320/stupid_signs16.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_WusmHhKivwA/RfLBI6YEDjI/AAAAAAAAAkQ/51Qff1ZNjrQ/s320/stupid_signs16.jpg


Do we have to or are the crocodiles going to eat us?  :o

http://www.blogiversity.org/blogs/willburns1/peter-griffin.bmp



That could also go in THIS thread:

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=2677.0



Cat

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/instructions-youve-been-doing-it-wrong-demotivational-poster.jpg

Are they sure we've been doing it wrong?  ::)

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/chinese_fresh_air.jpg

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/chinese_fresh_air.jpg


So farting won't keep the air fresh? ;D

So farting won't keep the air fresh? ;D

Yeah, it's a weird and funny one.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AzINY4Xgw1c/SFfoY-f5twI/AAAAAAAAAE8/N1QtJe3IGxM/s320/chinglish1.bmp

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AzINY4Xgw1c/SFfoY-f5twI/AAAAAAAAAE8/N1QtJe3IGxM/s320/chinglish1.bmp


Whoa,That's an angry sign. :o

;D

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/467563/80431494.gif

Whoa,That's an angry sign. :o

;D

Just worded in a weird way

http://i37.tinypic.com/160zg1t.jpg
Buy some for a friend.

http://i37.tinypic.com/160zg1t.jpg
Buy some for a friend.



So that's a grape flavored lubricant?  ;D

So that's a grape flavored lubricant?  ;D

You gonna buy some?  ;)

http://bloggery.wlu.edu/chinablog/tn_chinglish1.jpg

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind man

http://bloggery.wlu.edu/chinablog/tn_chinglish1.jpg

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind man



What about a blind woman?  ;)



Cat

What about a blind woman?  ;)

Cat

That's OK, blind women can't read.  ;)

You gonna buy some?  ;)


Only for a girl. ;D

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/467563/80431495.jpg

Wow,someone made the letter "u" look like a penis with a string. ;D :o

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_a3dvBOuwtqs/Rt7PzNUSKxI/AAAAAAAAAYw/qEtruPv_Wfs/s400/_42205344_chinglish_blood.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_a3dvBOuwtqs/Rt7PzNUSKxI/AAAAAAAAAYw/qEtruPv_Wfs/s400/_42205344_chinglish_blood.jpg


anything with blood doesn't sound good.  :o

anything with blood doesn't sound good.  :o

I know...I'm not into blood sacrificing pavilions either

That's OK, blind women can't read.  ;)


This blind woman can.



Cat

This blind woman can.

Cat

The blind "seeing all" Cat?

The blind "seeing all" Cat?



Yup-that's right.



Cat

Yup-that's right.



Cat

mysterious..
http://rlv.zcache.com/blind_cat_mug-p168370565487393273trhr_400.jpg

mysterious..
http://rlv.zcache.com/blind_cat_mug-p168370565487393273trhr_400.jpg



Awww, how cute. BTW, for the record (in case there is someone who DOESN'T know this by now), I am, in fact, legally blind.



Cat

Awww, how cute. BTW, for the record (in case there is someone who DOESN'T know this by now), I am, in fact, legally blind.



Cat

didn't know.  :\'(

http://wfn.typepad.com/.a/6a0105364cdc73970c01156f632864970c-800wi

http://wfn.typepad.com/.a/6a0105364cdc73970c01156f632864970c-800wi


Hey I'll piss wherever I want to,no sign going tell me I can't pee everywhere!  >:(

;D

Hey I'll piss wherever I want to,no sign going tell me I can't pee everywhere!  >:(

;D

Can you visit Yankee Stadium for me? ;)

Can you visit Yankee Stadium for me? ;)


Sure I'll leave my mark.

Sure I'll leave my mark.

Good to know. Drink LOADS of water first.

http://lh6.ggpht.com/mstq2006/SEGJ2Gvgh9I/AAAAAAAAAZI/hFW3ICvqwFk/2521219925_e9ebfd774b%5B2%5D.jpg

Good to know. Drink LOADS of water first.


I'm more of a coffee person.

http://www.yellowdoggereldemocrat.org/images/20080223_BagDogFoodSign.jpg

Wow,talk about a doggy bag.  ;D

http://media-content.flixya.com.s3.amazonaws.com/files/xnepali11933.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=1TKE66PETJJHG8051M02&Expires=2114011277&Signature=dqhp2l6z91VU9%2Bnn1y6arf5Or8w%3D

Howard, don't try this..not the right way to meet a lady.  ;)

http://media-content.flixya.com.s3.amazonaws.com/files/xnepali11933.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=1TKE66PETJJHG8051M02&Expires=2114011277&Signature=dqhp2l6z91VU9%2Bnn1y6arf5Or8w%3D

Howard, don't try this..not the right way to meet a lady.  ;)


Unless it's an unisex bathroom for both. ;D

Unless it's an unisex bathroom for both. ;D

I haven't seen one yet. I guess N.Y. is diferent.

I haven't seen one yet. I guess N.Y. is diferent.


Yeah,it can be either a man's or woman's bathroom stall.

Yeah,it can be either a man's or woman's bathroom stall.

I think I'll stick with "my team's" stall

I think I'll stick with "my team's" stall


Ok then you can read the sign:

http://www.askmehelpdesk.com/attachments/humor-comedy/15831d1232700572-stupid-signs-make-you-laugh-funny-sign-boards-xnepali-13-.jpg

Ok then you can read the sign:

http://www.askmehelpdesk.com/attachments/humor-comedy/15831d1232700572-stupid-signs-make-you-laugh-funny-sign-boards-xnepali-13-.jpg

What about throwing?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_E9HuVmghdUQ/RorOftmxMjI/AAAAAAAAAik/qrEyw6zc-2c/s400/chinglish.jpg

http://www.astraybuffet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/total-population.jpg
I like this one.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_E9HuVmghdUQ/RorOftmxMjI/AAAAAAAAAik/qrEyw6zc-2c/s400/chinglish.jpg


Soup Opera,Do they sing for their soup?  ;D

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/178/439201307_786b20a854.jpg

This sign is not about an iceboy.  ;D

Not an ice boy, and not a nice boy

I don't like what that picture's doing. :o

;D

http://robertstevenson.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny_road_signs_011.jpg

http://ifs88.imagefly.info/i/a3/Chinglish%20-%20Pregnant.jpg

http://robertstevenson.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny_road_signs_011.jpg


Well,duh they have to be on a leash. ::)

http://ifs88.imagefly.info/i/a3/Chinglish%20-%20Pregnant.jpg


There are no pregnant women over 70 and if I wanted to go to a disabled people lounge I'd head to a Friday Night Adult Program.

http://spinwell.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/imagefly.jpg

This one is for Frank.  ;D

http://spinwell.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/imagefly.jpg

This one is for Frank.  ;D

Thanks Howard

http://wfn.typepad.com/.a/6a0105364cdc73970c011570595c41970b-800wi
:o

http://wfn.typepad.com/.a/6a0105364cdc73970c011570595c41970b-800wi
:o



I hope they meant in the toilet bowl...  :P

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_04/chinglish3DM3011_468x900.jpg

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z61/Prohest/yeah_kit.gif

Rule 34 invoked on Knight Rider?  Yep, it exists.

http://onemanbandwidth.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/gourmet.jpg

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_04/chinglish3DM3011_468x900.jpg


I've never heard of strange juice. ??? :o

I've never heard of strange juice. ??? :o

I wonder what's in it?

I wonder what's in it?


strange.

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2008/11/step-to-the-moon.jpg

geez Howard- did you really need to post that?  ::)

http://blog.jeezoh.com/wp-content/images/ticketoffice.jpg

geez Howard- did you really need to post that?  ::)


Was it the burning boob?  ;D

http://blog.jeezoh.com/wp-content/images/ticketoffice.jpg



Who doesn't want to go the booing office? ;D

Was it the burning boob?  ;D


what do you think?

Who doesn't want to go the booing office? ;D


its a booing office Howard not a boobing office  ;)

its a booing office Howard not a boobing office  ;)

Or for that matter a boboing office.

Or for that matter a boboing office.


that's an office we all could use  ;)

that's an office we all could use  ;)

Nah, there is such a thing as too much of me. :D

Nah, there is such a thing as too much of me. :D

Never too much of bobo, unless of course you want to calculate the permutations or combinations.

Never too much of bobo, unless of course you want to calculate the permutations or combinations.


and prime...don't forget prime... now that is wrong!

http://ispyshanghai.com/wdpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/chinglish-sign.JPG

and prime...don't forget prime... now that is wrong!

There is nothing wrong with prime! Speaking of which, this is a prime-numbered reply!

There is nothing wrong with prime! Speaking of which, this is a prime-numbered reply!

now prime +1

what do you think?


Yes I believe so. ;D

its a booing office Howard not a boobing office  ;)


Which room is the boobing office? ;)

http://ispyshanghai.com/wdpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/chinglish-sign.JPG


It could really be saved?

It could really be saved?

Basically, don't step on the grass

Basically, don't step on the grass


Where else would you walk?  ???

Where else would you walk?  ???

sidewalk?

sidewalk?


Yeah that's true.

Basically, don't step on the grass

Ni croeswch y lawnt!

http://shanelyang.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/defaced-stop-sign.jpg

http://shanelyang.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/defaced-stop-sign.jpg

Anthony Perkins wrote that?

Anthony Perkins wrote that?


Was he the one that defaced it?

Was he the one that defaced it?

Did you ever see the film " Psycho"?

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/cheez_doing_it_wrong.jpg

Did you ever see the film " Psycho"?


he wasn't avoiding his mother in that film....if anything he was a little too  close to her...if you know what I mean  ;)

he wasn't avoiding his mother in that film....if anything he was a little too  close to her...if you know what I mean  ;)

You got that.

Did you ever see the film " Psycho"?


Yes I did.

http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-pics/funny-pics/thai-chinese-cuisine.jpg

http://www.innocentenglish.com/img2/gobacktowardsyourbehind.jpg

So is that how guys pee?  ;D

http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-pics/funny-pics/thai-chinese-cuisine.jpg


I guarantee no one eats there.  :P

I guarantee no one eats there.  :P

or, those who eat there don't understand the literal translation of the sign.

or, those who eat there don't understand the literal translation of the sign.


Someone has the first name poo?

http://bloggery.wlu.edu/chinablog/tn_chinglish5.jpg

http://bloggery.wlu.edu/chinablog/tn_chinglish5.jpg


A Cabaret Dept? Do they dance too? ;D

http://www.wackyarchives.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/20.jpg

http://www.wackyarchives.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/20.jpg


I think this one's obvious.  ;D

I think this one's obvious.  ;D

But funny

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/y/youre_doing_it_wrong-12940.jpg

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/y/youre_doing_it_wrong-12940.jpg


He must've passed some gas. ;D

http://www.breakitdownblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/doing_it_wrong_skaters.jpg


He's doing it wrong too.  ;D

http://www.8asians.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/6a00d8341c630a53ef00e552b8d1358834-800wi.jpg

http://www.8asians.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/6a00d8341c630a53ef00e552b8d1358834-800wi.jpg


I've never heard of Heart Cerebral Disease before. ???

http://allfunny-stuff.com/pics/Do-you-speak-chinglish/chinglish-10.jpg

http://allfunny-stuff.com/pics/Do-you-speak-chinglish/chinglish-10.jpg



Should you let the child drown too? ::)

Should you let the child drown too? ::)

Hmm, would not be a good thing...

Hmm, would not be a good thing...



dumb sign. ::)

dumb sign. ::)

They are all dumb Howard, that's why they are here, right! :D

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3IjRgoGWUBo/SmNF77LukQI/AAAAAAAAAWo/WBlUdmOa5m4/s400/a-dirty-mind.jpg

A Dirty Mind


Fine.  First the lamp, then the ketchup, y'all forced me to break out the heavy artillery of wrong.

http://www.eatliver.com/img/2007/2450.jpg

Attention moderators, pay no attention to me, just tap-dancin' on the land mine here, but they started it!  *Waaaah!*

(I actually saw one of these cameras in the wild once.  Of the four of us in our group, three of us burst out in hysterical laughter with no more direction than a finger pointed at the camera, and the fourth was completely innocent and had no idea what we were laughing about.  We explained it, and the fourth still didn't quite get it.  We eventually fixed that...)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3IjRgoGWUBo/SmNF77LukQI/AAAAAAAAAWo/WBlUdmOa5m4/s400/a-dirty-mind.jpg


What's the ketchup doing to the frankfurter?  :o

http://file.shanghaidaily.com/blog/editor//sign2.jpg

http://blog.emilyminor.com/uploaded_images/subwaychinglish-761492.jpg

http://file.shanghaidaily.com/blog/editor//sign2.jpg


I'm sure they don't have a dress code.  ::)

I'm sure they don't have a dress code.  ::)


Be sloppily English
Excuse me for not eating there

http://bloggery.wlu.edu/chinablog/tn_chinglish1.jpg

http://bloggery.wlu.edu/chinablog/tn_chinglish1.jpg



I wouldn't want a blind man giving me a massage,no siree bob. :o

I wouldn't want a blind man giving me a massage,no siree bob. :o

Me neither

Me neither



I don't know why not. You really don't need to see to give a massage. When I get a massage, it is in extremely  dim lighting.



Cat

I don't know why not. You really don't need to see to give a massage. When I get a massage, it is in extremely  dim lighting.

Cat

For myself, just having a MALE giving me a massage is already uncomfortable. That's just me. I've had a negative experience with a male doctor before.

For myself, just having a MALE giving me a massage is already uncomfortable. That's just me. I've had a negative experience with a male doctor before.


Gotcha.



Cat

For myself, just having a MALE giving me a massage is already uncomfortable. That's just me. I've had a negative experience with a male doctor before.


That's why I want a female massager for me and I'd like it to be a Chinese woman. ;)

That's why I want a female massager for me and I'd like it to be a Chinese woman. ;)

Why Chinese?

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00212/Silly_Signs_Warning_212394a.jpg

For myself, just having a MALE giving me a massage is already uncomfortable. That's just me. I've had a negative experience with a male doctor before.


you've seen that ep of seinfeld I take it??  ;D

Why Chinese?



They're good with massaging plus they use body oil. ;)

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00212/Silly_Signs_Warning_212394a.jpg


Now that's stupid.  ;D

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cecbxkDCxIw/SAEg7CD0zrI/AAAAAAAAAKE/0OfGlamLDas/S1600-R/1118807_a751d65ba5.jpg

They're good with massaging plus they use body oil. ;)


so does anyone else who studied to be a masseuse

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0qVC9OBRHOQ/SCTUf5DSs9I/AAAAAAAAAS8/s66KDRcXl14/s320/family-guy-got-milf-posters.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cecbxkDCxIw/SAEg7CD0zrI/AAAAAAAAAKE/0OfGlamLDas/S1600-R/1118807_a751d65ba5.jpg



Take the money out of their estate.

Take the money out of their estate.


what estate? anyone that stupid probably doesn't have one.  ;D

http://i644.photobucket.com/albums/uu163/anabel2009/NFLExp25.jpg?t=1250968487

When we went to the NFL Experience the day before the Super Bowl, Matthew was kind of excited to see a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader...when he saw THIS one, he was a bit shocked!  ;D

Take the money out of their estate.


or the funeral.

so does anyone else who studied to be a masseuse


nobody that I know of.

nobody that I know of.


No Howard-

every person who trains to be a masseuse takes classes to learn how to massage properly and they usually use oils. 

I have two friends who have their massage certificates, neither of them is chinese but they both are very good.  (or so I hear I hate massages)

No Howard-

every person who trains to be a masseuse takes classes to learn how to massage properly and they usually use oils. 

I have two friends who have their massage certificates, neither of them is chinese but they both are very good.  (or so I hear I hate massages)



My sister also hate massages and I just don't understand that concept. There was a time when I was getting one once a month. I really need to call to set up an appointment because it has been several months since I had one. This guy is GREAT and he make house calls, too.  :)



Cat

My sister also hate massages and I just don't understand that concept. There was a time when I was getting one once a month. I really need to call to set up an appointment because it has been several months since I had one. This guy is GREAT and he make house calls, too.  :)



Cat


its me I just really hate people touching me....

its me I just really hate people touching me....

We have something in common there.

This is something we saw up in Burlington several weeks ago. Don't ask me what it is because I haven't the faintest idea.


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3541/3801627262_3de4bddc6d.jpg


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2459/3800807477_1f3cfc36c1.jpg



Cat

We have something in common there.


oh no... sound the alarms! the world is plummeting to hell!  :D

oh no... sound the alarms! the world is plummeting to hell!  :D

so...almost as low as gibbo's standards then?  :D

This is something we saw up in Burlington several weeks ago. Don't ask me what it is because I haven't the faintest idea.


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3541/3801627262_3de4bddc6d.jpg


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2459/3800807477_1f3cfc36c1.jpg



Cat


it certainly is......whatever it is... its definitely one of those..... unmistakeably  :D

so...almost as low as gibbo's standards then?  :D


oh no...nothing else is ever quite that low....close but not so close we can't see the dividing line.  ;)

oh no...nothing else is ever quite that low....close but not so close we can't see the dividing line.  ;)

just like the fine line between genius and insanity.

just like the fine line between genius and insanity.


Why I am a genius...thanks for noticing!    8)

Why I am a genius...thanks for noticing!    8)

so then gibbo is...ummm

so then gibbo is...ummm


exactly!

This is something we saw up in Burlington several weeks ago. Don't ask me what it is because I haven't the faintest idea.


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3541/3801627262_3de4bddc6d.jpg


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2459/3800807477_1f3cfc36c1.jpg



Cat


he reminds me of a muppet on Sesame Street. ;D

he reminds me of a muppet on Sesame Street. ;D

He looks like one of the Banana splits

He looks like one of the Banana splits



Maybe he is.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/123/368938914_5e1c87ca85_m.jpg
Odd items.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/123/368938914_5e1c87ca85_m.jpg
Odd items.



I'll take the fried with mustard plant.

I'll take the fried with mustard plant.

It only comes withe a side dish of Forest Frog's ovidcut braises Sydney. That will be $10000 Yen

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/vgc303/1.jpg

Well i guess it would be kinda hard to miss the toilet. I'd just be afraid to fall in.

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/vgc303/1.jpg

Well i guess it would be kinda hard to miss the toilet. I'd just be afraid to fall in.

Does it's mouth close and open like in those funny mini-golf courses?

It only comes withe a side dish of Forest Frog's ovidcut braises Sydney. That will be $10000 Yen


What's an ovidcut?  ???

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/vgc303/1.jpg

Well i guess it would be kinda hard to miss the toilet. I'd just be afraid to fall in.


or what happens if you have to make a #2?  :o

or what happens if you have to make a #2?  :o

I guess someone has t floss those teeth afterwards.

I guess someone has t floss those teeth afterwards.


ew,that wouldn't be good.  :P

How do you flush? Is it that little red dot about his eyes?

How do you flush? Is it that little red dot about his eyes?


I wouldn't touch that button.

I wouldn't touch that button.

The button isn't the bad part in all of this.

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/03/13/wrong-starwars-cake.jpg

Wow,I never knew Star Wars had a hot love scene?  :o

;D

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/03/13/wrong-starwars-cake.jpg

Wow,I never knew Star Wars had a hot love scene?  :o

;D



Luke & Leia are brother & sister. You know what they say, incest is best, keep it in the family-relatively speaking, of course.



Cat

Luke & Leia are brother & sister. You know what they say, incest is best, keep it in the family-relatively speaking, of course.

Cat

:o

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/03/13/wrong-starwars-cake.jpg

Wow,I never knew Star Wars had a hot love scene?  :o

;D



um....in this universe we call that incest howard. there is nothing hot about it  ::)

um....in this universe we call that incest howard. there is nothing hot about it  ::)


yes and the way it looks on the cake just makes it look that much more disgusting.

Let's change things a bit

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200905/r367829_1705129.jpg

ahhhh. It confounds me and my brain

Let's change things a bit

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200905/r367829_1705129.jpg



As Rizzo calls it, the Vee-Hickle.  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

yes and the way it looks on the cake just makes it look that much more disgusting.


I wouldn't want a piece of cake now. :P

I don't understand Number 2. ::)

As Rizzo calls it, the Vee-Hickle.  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat


A hickey from Kinnicky is like a Hallmark card

I don't understand Number 2. ::)



If you try to exit the vehicle while its moving or you might fall

If you try to exit the vehicle while its moving or you might fall



Knowing Howard, I though he was referring to something else that is frequently called "Number 2".



Cat

Knowing Howard, I though he was referring to something else that is frequently called "Number 2".



Cat


Oh poop.  :(

http://shanghaiscrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/dsc03633.JPG

Wonder what they mean?

I would rather not find out

I would rather not find out

I hear ya

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0qVC9OBRHOQ/SCTUf5DSs9I/AAAAAAAAAS8/s66KDRcXl14/s320/family-guy-got-milf-posters.jpg


You're Doing It Wrong.  (If Lois is wrong, I don't wanna be right.  Meg, on the other hand... well, google Rule 34 Meg, and why don't you have a seat right over there...)


http://www.geekologie.com/2008/03/13/wrong-starwars-cake.jpg


Oh, I could take the high road...

http://www.icanhasforce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/star-wars-denial.jpg

...but where's the sense in that?  No, for this, I think I have to go all out.  I have to take the low road.  Partially-not-safe-for-work.  Definitely not-safe-for-sanity.  But it is delicious caek.  You must eat it.

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Knowing Howard, I though he was referring to something else that is frequently called "Number 2".



Cat



No I wasn't. ::)  ;)

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Wonder what they mean?



or they could've meant pickles with human dishes?

or they could've meant pickles with human dishes?

maybe...

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Wow,running on your hands,that must be cool. ;D

Wow,running on your hands,that must be cool. ;D

Maybe he's doing it right, and the other 2 are wrong?

Maybe he's doing it right, and the other 2 are wrong?


Is he supposed to win the race that way?

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No one said that Barney had a monster unleashed.^ ;D

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Which waiting lounge should I sit in?  ;D

Which waiting lounge should I sit in?  ;D

Depends if you are soft or hard  :o

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It looks like the guy in red is wearing ruby slippers because of the way he is jumping.

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Depends if you are soft or hard  :o


I'm soft,physically speaking. ;)

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join what? The Rubbish Club?  ???

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http://pocketcultures.com/topicsoftheworld/files/2008/07/carry-your-thing.jpg




what "thing" are they referring to?  ???

join what? The Rubbish Club?  ???


probably the green team... I'm guessing its an anti-litter bug sign.

what "thing" are they referring to?  ???

that thing you brought in the cab with you like your purse, or backpack or computer or shopping bag

perhaps they should make 'thing' plural

perhaps they should make 'thing' plural


they should but I'm guessing, since its a literal translation, maybe there isn't a plural form of the word things in Chinese... at least there doesn't seem to be a way to write the plurals- I don't know I don't read chinese but its a regular enough occurrence that I might be right.  ;)

yes you most likely are. It would be so much easier if we all just spoke the same language.

yes you most likely are. It would be so much easier if we all just spoke the same language.


but then there'd be no funny signs to laugh at... .plus my mother and I couldn't talk about people in the mall like we do now.  ;)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcj16EGYYrs&feature=related



Cat

they should but I'm guessing, since its a literal translation, maybe there isn't a plural form of the word things in Chinese... at least there doesn't seem to be a way to write the plurals- I don't know I don't read chinese but its a regular enough occurrence that I might be right.  ;)

I will ask my wife for the exact meaning of "thing"

I will ask my wife for the exact meaning of "thing"


thanks.  or is it thank  ;)

thanks.  or is it thank  ;)

hoolay, it is thanks you velly mudge

hoolay, it is thanks you velly mudge


that's so wrong  ;D

that thing you brought in the cab with you like your purse, or backpack or computer or shopping bag


But "thing" could mean anything.

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Wonder what they mean?

This means was supposed to be "Dishes with Hunan Pickles" Hunan is a type of Chinese cooking . Wife laughed a lot at that one.


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I asked wife:  This one means "Don't forget your belongings"

This means was supposed to be "Dishes with Hunan Pickles" Hunan is a type of Chinese cooking . Wife laughed a lot at that one.
I asked wife:  This one means "Don't forget your belongings"



So it was a typo?  ;D

This means was supposed to be "Dishes with Hunan Pickles" Hunan is a type of Chinese cooking . Wife laughed a lot at that one.
I asked wife:  This one means "Don't forget your belongings"



which is what I implied (the second one) in the first place!!!  ;D 

so what's the answer is it that the people doing the translation don't have a command of the rules of english?  I wish I read chinese- it seems like a lucrative job- sign translation...but to be honest I would translate them the same way because its more fun!

which is what I implied (the second one) in the first place!!!  ;D 

so what's the answer is it that the people doing the translation don't have a command of the rules of english?  I wish I read chinese- it seems like a lucrative job- sign translation...but to be honest I would translate them the same way because its more fun!

Wife & I have been thinking about that for years, go to China as a team and be proof readers. Could be a lucrative job.

Wife & I have been thinking about that for years, go to China as a team and be proof readers. Could be a lucrative job.


its not a bad plan! plus think of all the good food!  :)

its not a bad plan! plus think of all the good food!  :)

like Dishes with Human Hunan pickles

like Dishes with Human Hunan pickles


you know it!!!  ;)

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Hey, it's still Caturday on the West Coast.

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What's an Emen?  ???

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I guess he didn't sell enough Big Macs. ;D

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I guess he didn't sell enough Big Macs. ;D


oh I thought that was a pic of Howard working on Halloween!  :D

oh I thought that was a pic of Howard working on Halloween!  :D



ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!




Cat

oh I thought that was a pic of Howard working on Halloween!  :D

;D ;D ;D

I posted this in LTE and it kinda fits here, but it's just so weird and hilarious.

http://images.triplem.com.au/2009/07/27/231477/demotivational-poster-5-600x400.jpg

oh I thought that was a pic of Howard working on Halloween!  :D



I wouldn't go dressed as Ronald McDonald. ::)

I posted this in LTE and it kinda fits here, but it's just so weird and hilarious.

http://images.triplem.com.au/2009/07/27/231477/demotivational-poster-5-600x400.jpg





Looks like a dangerous pillow fight. :o

That's so disturbing. Lol !

That's so disturbing. Lol !

But funny!

But funny!


I know does it frighten anyone that I rather enjoyed that pic?

I know does it frighten anyone that I rather enjoyed that pic?

I was gonna say the same thing. I might put it as a wallpaper on my computer, but wife would protest.

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Is this wrong?

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Is this wrong?

I've never been to BrooklynFare whatever, but it looks OK to me. Just decribing their coffee sizes.

I've never been to BrooklynFare whatever, but it looks OK to me. Just decrisbing their coffee sizes.



It's just wrong to call a medium a grande when a grande is tall and a medium is small.

It's just wrong to call a medium a grande when a grande is tall and a medium is small.

But Howard, it says "It's a medium, NOT A grande" So it's not calling this "medium" a "grande"