But Howard, it says "It's a medium, NOT A grande" So it's not calling this "medium" a "grande"




That's why I don't understand Starbucks and their stupid names for the coffees.  ::)

That's why I don't understand Starbucks and their stupid names for the coffees.  ::)

I never go to Starbucks nor do I drink much coffee, so I don't know what kind of devious confusing methods they use for their coffee names.

I only drink hot chocolate and I refuse to conform to their sizing standards.... I always just tell them to give me the really big one!

I only drink hot chocolate and I refuse to conform to their sizing standards.... I always just tell them to give me the really big one!

Good for you, maybe Howard should do that since he's apparently confused by the sizes/names.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3129/2676563791_7ed5e9aa9e.jpg

mmmmm crickets!!!!

I only drink hot chocolate and I refuse to conform to their sizing standards.... I always just tell them to give me the really big one!


So you've never drank coffee?  ???

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3129/2676563791_7ed5e9aa9e.jpg


That sounds yummy.  :P

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ybf24swF74E/RwEvbuol_iI/AAAAAAAAAjY/CYC3tACkdWo/s400/j010.jpg

Aw c'mon,No thongs?  ;D

mmmmm crickets!!!!



I believe they are also kosher.



Cat

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ybf24swF74E/RwEvbuol_iI/AAAAAAAAAjY/CYC3tACkdWo/s400/j010.jpg

Aw c'mon,No thongs?  ;D

on feet, or under feet?

on feet, or under feet?


I'm guessing they mean under feet.

So you've never drank coffee?  ???


I have... that's how I found out that I can't stand the taste of it.

I can't start a day without coffe.

I hate coffee

I can't start a day without coffe.



me neither.

http://www.sethwhite.org/images/mcmurdo/mcmurdo%20art/carpenter%20shop%20sawbucks%20coffee%202.jpg

So is that what it tastes like? ;D

http://www.sethwhite.org/images/mcmurdo/mcmurdo%20art/carpenter%20shop%20sawbucks%20coffee%202.jpg

So is that what it tastes like? ;D

Better than Starbucks maybe?

http://www.bwog.net/tags/uploads/Chinglish.jpg

I have... that's how I found out that I can't stand the taste of it.




I hate coffee



I'm glad I am not the only one. I thought I was the only one in the world who didn't drink coffee. The smell makes me sick to my stomach.  8-P 8-P 8-P




Cat

I'm glad I am not the only one. I thought I was the only one in the world who didn't drink coffee. The smell makes me sick to my stomach.  8-P 8-P 8-P




Cat


tell me about it.  because I like hot chocolate people seem to think I should like mocha.... um NO... I want to taste the chocolate not the coffee!! Duh.

I drank coffee once and home and didn't like it.  On vacation once I asked for a milkshake and it had coffee beans in it  :P up

tell me about it.  because I like hot chocolate people seem to think I should like mocha.... um NO... I want to taste the chocolate not the coffee!! Duh.


Then you can have chocolate flavored coffee.

http://www.bwog.net/tags/uploads/Chinglish.jpg


famous what?  ???

famous what?  ???

Exactly.

http://www.iesglobal.com/blog/ttc/2009July/day7/chinglish.jpg

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2008/11/step-to-the-moon.jpg

http://www.iesglobal.com/blog/ttc/2009July/day7/chinglish.jpg


So,the non-motor vehicles would include bikes? ???

So,the non-motor vehicles would include bikes? ???

I guess you can park your bike beside the Jumbo Jets.

I guess you can park your bike beside the Jumbo Jets.


Jumbo Jets?  :o

;D

http://www.beijingolympicsfan.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/genitl-eman-bad-english-chinglish-beijing-olympics2008a.jpg

:o

http://www.freewebs.com/siaolili/sign1.JPG

http://www.freewebs.com/siaolili/sign1.JPG

I'm inrolling.

I'm inrolling.


Maybe she teaches the backstroke.  ;)

http://www.beijingolympicsfan.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/genitl-eman-bad-english-chinglish-beijing-olympics2008a.jpg

:o

After reading this again, the words are kinda , gross.

http://www.asianet.fi/asianet/english/databases/material_bank/6_pictures/China%20Pictures/Chinglish%209.jpg

After reading this again, the words are kinda , gross.



I had to read it carefully to actually understand it.  ;D

http://www.asianet.fi/asianet/english/databases/material_bank/6_pictures/China%20Pictures/Chinglish%209.jpg




cause you never know,you might fall.

Then you can have chocolate flavored coffee.


why spoil a good thing?

http://www.iesglobal.com/blog/ttc/2009July/day7/chinglish.jpg


In California we drove past some housing next to a small airport.  Each house had a garage for a small plane

http://www.asianet.fi/asianet/english/databases/material_bank/6_pictures/China%20Pictures/Chinglish%209.jpg



Tha actual meaning is  'Don't go over the fence" in the background.

Tha actual meaning is  'Don't go over the fence" in the background.


There might be hungry alligators.

There might be hungry alligators.

Nothing to do with alligators, just telling you not to hop the fence.

Nothing to do with alligators, just telling you not to hop the fence.


But what is behind the fence?

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200905/r367829_1705129.jpg

Poor grammar once again.

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200905/r367829_1705129.jpg

Poor grammar once again.


#2 seems to make some sense.  ;D

#2 seems to make some sense.  ;D

They all are fun to read

http://www.dumb-signs.com/wp-content/images/sign128.bmp

Whoa,I bet no one would go in there,kind of tricky.  :o

http://www.dumb-signs.com/wp-content/images/sign128.bmp

Whoa,I bet no one would go in there,kind of tricky.  :o


its mega flicks.... someone photoshopped the spacing between the L and the I to make it look like a U

looks like bad word...very naughty.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RnN7T2DQJqw/SPncJa-t5II/AAAAAAAAAEw/mvSPoI4pXQw/s400/dumb_sign.jpg


Now how dumb is that?  ::) ;D

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RnN7T2DQJqw/SPncJa-t5II/AAAAAAAAAEw/mvSPoI4pXQw/s400/dumb_sign.jpg


Now how dumb is that?  ::) ;D



But I was under the impression that the rain made everything dry.  ;) :D ;D

But I was under the impression that the rain made everything dry.  ;) :D ;D

Well, there's dry rain, and wet rain  :D

Well, there's dry rain, and wet rain  :D



Is that anything like a dry martini?




Cat

http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx224/gingersnap32/funny_signs_13_thumb.jpg



Cat

Is that anything like a dry martini?




Cat

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?  (Steven Wright)

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?   (Steven Wright)



I LOVE Steven Wright.


http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=22739.0


http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=29034.0



Cat

Well, there's dry rain, and wet rain  :D


There's no such thing as dry rain. ::)

http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx224/gingersnap32/funny_signs_13_thumb.jpg



Cat


What the hell is that?  :o ;D

What the hell is that?  :o ;D


Hey, free cow!

http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx224/gingersnap32/funny_signs_13_thumb.jpg



Cat

Beware of falling cows. It's happened to me once actually.

I LOVE Steven Wright.


http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=22739.0


http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=29034.0



Cat

Steven Wright is one of the world's funniest men ever.
I will look at those threads.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/47/109244446_e814e2479c.jpg

Beware of falling cows. It's happened to me once actually.


I thought someone was cow tipping. ;D

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/47/109244446_e814e2479c.jpg



unless you're in a Pepsi commercial.  ;D

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-06/homeless-sleeping-quiet-sign.jpg

Beware of falling cows. It's happened to me once actually.



Oh, that is a story I have to hear. Start talkin' (ok, Start typin')




Cat

Oh, that is a story I have to hear. Start talkin' (ok, Start typin')

Cat

This was back in (I think) 1983. I was driving home from up north down a highway, very early in the morning. Maybe 7 or 8 AM.

As we were driving, my friend noticed (far ahead of us) something running down a hill on the side of a highway and then stop on the middle of the highway ( no one else around). She screamed and I noticed as we got closer, it was a cow, standing on the middle of the highway!  :o

We slowed down and veered around it. We noticed it was OK and it walked after that, so we kept on driving.
A weird experience.

This was back in (I think) 1983. I was driving home from up north down a highway, very early in the morning. Maybe 7 or 8 AM.

As we were driving, my friend noticed (far ahead of us) something running down a hill on the side of a highway and then stop on the middle of the highway ( no one else around). She screamed and I noticed as we got closer, it was a cow, standing on the middle of the highway!  :o

We slowed down and veered around it. We noticed it was OK and it walked after that, so we kept on driving.
A weird experience.


So the cow wasn't injured?  :o

So the cow wasn't injured?  :o

It did not seem so. It was walking after that.

http://wfn.typepad.com/.a/6a0105364cdc73970c011570595c41970b-800wi

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3504/3887593451_45c9dd8185_o.jpg

Only once in the history of mankind, did someone put together the concepts of "bacon" and "Hitler".  It's like Rule 34 just crossed over into real life. 

Thank you, Internet!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3504/3887593451_45c9dd8185_o.jpg

Only once in the history of mankind, did someone put together the concepts of "bacon" and "Hitler".  It's like Rule 34 just crossed over into real life. 

Thank you, Internet!


What a waste of bacon.

What a waste of bacon.
my gut tells me that bacon did not get wasted.  ::)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3504/3887593451_45c9dd8185_o.jpg

Only once in the history of mankind, did someone put together the concepts of "bacon" and "Hitler".  It's like Rule 34 just crossed over into real life. 

Thank you, Internet!


He looks more like a "meathead".  ;D

http://wfn.typepad.com/.a/6a0105364cdc73970c011570595c41970b-800wi


Well,you'd have to get to a toilet first,DUH! ::)

http://www.popular-pics.com/PPImages/funny-signs-warning.jpg

and they will be fed to the lions,tigers and bears,OH MY!  ;D

http://www.popular-pics.com/PPImages/funny-signs-warning.jpg

and they will be fed to the lions,tigers and bears,OH MY!  ;D


HEy! Howard made a funny funny!!!! Karma to howard... 

HEy! Howard made a funny funny!!!! Karma to howard... 


Thanks Snoz,if you had children would you sell them to the circus?  ;D

Good post Howard!

What a waste of bacon.



my gut tells me that bacon did not get wasted.  ::)


Don't google image search "bacon bra" or "bacon panties". 

Results are technically safe for work... but not safe for the imagination.  Of course, it's up to your imagination as to whether or not that bacon was wasted either.  I'd bet it wasn't.

Obligatory Wrongness that has nothing to do with bacon, but which probably also resulted in an intervention from the human resources department:

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/fail-owned-pwned-to-do-fail.jpg

No matter how you answer, you're getting written up for it.

http://www.olliradtke.de/chinglish/images/olrwebprojects_hainan_toilet_bernd.jpg

Don't google image search "bacon bra" or "bacon panties". 

Results are technically safe for work... but not safe for the imagination.  Of course, it's up to your imagination as to whether or not that bacon was wasted either.  I'd bet it wasn't.

Obligatory Wrongness that has nothing to do with bacon, but which probably also resulted in an intervention from the human resources department:

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/fail-owned-pwned-to-do-fail.jpg

No matter how you answer, you're getting written up for it.



If she's good in bed,she'll be on my "to do" list. ;)

http://www.olliradtke.de/chinglish/images/olrwebprojects_hainan_toilet_bernd.jpg



nemeltneg? ???

Thanks Snoz,if you had children would you sell them to the circus?  ;D


If I had children no one would be able to move... their feet would be stuck to the ground because hell would have frozen over....


and no- I wouldn't sell my kids to the circus... I'd give them away... 

http://www.olliradtke.de/chinglish/images/olrwebprojects_hainan_toilet_bernd.jpg


the other sign should read

SEIDAL  ;D

nemeltneg? ???


it's gentlemen backwards.

it's gentlemen backwards.


Thanks for helping Howard there.
uoy rof amraK

it's gentlemen backwards.


Sorry I thought it was some sort of foreign language. ;D

http://www.foxnews.com/images/276001/1_61_041107_chinglish1.jpg

http://www.foxnews.com/images/276001/1_61_041107_chinglish1.jpg


Is the top sign anything to do with the bottom sign?

http://ispyshanghai.com/wdpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/chinglish-sign.JPG

http://ispyshanghai.com/wdpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/chinglish-sign.JPG


There is no way to eliminate footprints.

There is no way to eliminate footprints.

Walk on your hands?

http://blog.metrolingua.com/uploaded_images/Sign02-700470.jpg

Walk on your hands?


Impossible!

http://blog.metrolingua.com/uploaded_images/Sign02-700470.jpg


How is one able to go back towards their behind?  ???

;D

How is one able to go back towards their behind?  ???

;D

It might hurt as well.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3104/3169338344_f50eb432a3.jpg

http://smartdogs.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/dumb-dog-crossing.jpg

http://smartdogs.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/dumb-dog-crossing.jpg



We used to have one of those around here. He would cross the road EXTREMELY slow and when you stopped the car so he could pass, he stopped in the middle of the road, looked at you as if to say, "What's your problem?" I think he eventually died of old age. I think he was old when I moved here.


Where I used to live, there was the dog that used to wait for you to go by and then run out and try to bite your tires. He was hit once but that didn't stop him. He kept doing it.



Cat

http://www.olliradtke.de/chinglish/images/olrwebprojects_steliots_david.jpg

http://www.olliradtke.de/chinglish/images/olrwebprojects_steliots_david.jpg



is that French for Bathroom?  ???

http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/9403/original/PushButtonReceiveBacon.jpg

is that French for Bathroom?  ???



nope.... its like the GENTLEMEN sign Howard...  TOILETS is spelled backwards  ;D

http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/9403/original/PushButtonReceiveBacon.jpg


mmmmm bacon!

mmmmm bacon!



IT'S BACON!!!!!



Cat

http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/9403/original/PushButtonReceiveBacon.jpg

Love bacon

http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/9403/original/PushButtonReceiveBacon.jpg


Hey about a button for eggs? ???

;D

Love bacon


Is there a button for fresh coffee?

We used to have one of those around here. He would cross the road EXTREMELY slow and when you stopped the car so he could pass, he stopped in the middle of the road, looked at you as if to say, "What's your problem?" I think he eventually died of old age. I think he was old when I moved here.


Where I used to live, there was the dog that used to wait for you to go by and then run out and try to bite your tires. He was hit once but that didn't stop him. He kept doing it.



Cat

That's a sad story, Cat. I hope those dogs aren't dead.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8wLXOveA6xs/R-CeWjBV_3I/AAAAAAAAADA/4drSDZjMuaE/s320/chinglish4.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8wLXOveA6xs/R-CeWjBV_3I/AAAAAAAAADA/4drSDZjMuaE/s320/chinglish4.jpg


What about suddenness?

http://racked.com/uploads/2009_08_landlorddevil.jpg

You better watch out The Landlord is the Devil.  :o

;D

http://ispyshanghai.com/wdpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/crossword-puzzle-chinglish.jpg

I wouldn't mind trying the second one.

http://rookery2.viary.com/storagev12/953000/953308_28c9_625x1000.jpg

I like this speed limit. ;D

http://rookery2.viary.com/storagev12/953000/953308_28c9_625x1000.jpg

I like this speed limit. ;D

in Europe there are places where the speed limit is whatever you want it to be.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ISSia8AAv_w/Sf-rAFvz6gI/AAAAAAAAAos/jEo7sdTL4qo/s400/chinglish+2.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ISSia8AAv_w/Sf-rAFvz6gI/AAAAAAAAAos/jEo7sdTL4qo/s400/chinglish+2.jpg

Slgippy  ;D

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ISSia8AAv_w/Sf-rAFvz6gI/AAAAAAAAAos/jEo7sdTL4qo/s400/chinglish+2.jpg



Wow,was someone drunk when they made up that sign?  ::)

Slgippy  ;D

Very weird, I know

Wow,was someone drunk when they made up that sign?  ::)

No, just given poor instructions I think.

http://www.thewanderyears.net/crazy_signs_smoking_ok.jpg


This sign for all the smoking chimneys out there.  ;D^

No, just given poor instructions I think.



I don't know what the hell is a sigippy?  ::)

;D

http://www.thewanderyears.net/crazy_signs_smoking_ok.jpg


This sign for all the smoking chimneys out there.  ;D^

Until recently ( and maybe even now) you can still smoke in restaurants, movie theaters in Hong Kong

taken from the people of walmart thread

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/155.jpg

wonder if Howard will think she's hot?

taken from the people of walmart thread

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/155.jpg

wonder if Howard will think she's hot?


Why is she wearing a low cut dress in Walmart?  ::)

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/9065/museumofsexgg0.jpg

I wonder if anyone has ever been here before?  ;D

Why is she wearing a low cut dress in Walmart?  ::)


she's on her way out to party and wanted to come in for some body spray....


Hey Frank...add another one to that list we created the other night in LTE  ;)

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/9065/museumofsexgg0.jpg

I wonder if anyone has ever been here before?  ;D


I'm guessing you have....that's why they now have that sign posted  ;)

;D

she's on her way out to party and wanted to come in for some body spray....


Hey Frank...add another one to that list we created the other night in LTE  ;)


That makes 6 now?


I'm guessing you have....that's why they now have that sign posted  ;)

;D


I hate it when they lick the exhibits.

That makes 6 now?



I think so...




I hate it when they lick the exhibits.



yeah it makes it all sticky  8-P  :D

I'm guessing you have....that's why they now have that sign posted  ;)

;D


No,I've never been to the Museum of Sex before.

she's on her way out to party and wanted to come in for some body spray....


Hey Frank...add another one to that list we created the other night in LTE  ;)


body spray? Are you sure?  ;D

Why is she wearing a low cut dress in Walmart?  ::)


http://sarahwjones.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/wal-mart.jpg

Obviously, she reads the fashion column.

http://sarahwjones.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/wal-mart.jpg

Obviously, she reads the fashion column.


;D

http://sarahwjones.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/wal-mart.jpg

Obviously, she reads the fashion column.


Yup, Pierre Cardin, Louis Vuitton and Walmart.

"I ain't getting dressed up ta eat, it's not like I'm going to Burger King or something!"

Yup, Pierre Cardin, Louis Vuitton and Walmart.

"I ain't getting dressed up ta eat, it's not like I'm going to Burger King or something!"


I get dressed up when I'm collecting carts just about every time and there's nothing wrong with that,my Father may not like it but I think it's cool,what cart attendant doesn't wear a shirt and tie to work? ???

http://www.justseeds.org/blog/gloryhole.jpg

That must be one tasty gloryhole.  ;D

http://www.justseeds.org/blog/gloryhole.jpg

That must be one tasty gloryhole.  ;D

It does have nice buns :D

It does have nice buns :D



And some meat in the middle. ;D

And some meat in the middle. ;D

Howard's excited now.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_y75iNncO_5I/SpWZw_urfwI/AAAAAAAACVo/v3X_O8Cv6Kc/s400/Chinglish-Toiret-600x400.jpg

Howard's excited now.



No I'm not.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_y75iNncO_5I/SpWZw_urfwI/AAAAAAAACVo/v3X_O8Cv6Kc/s400/Chinglish-Toiret-600x400.jpg



Is that supposed to be toilet?  ;D

http://blog.asiahotels.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/chinese_sign_20.jpg

hey,they better mind their own crotch,not mine. ;D

http://strandedmariner.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/leaming-english.jpg

When will they ever leam.

http://strandedmariner.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/leaming-english.jpg

When will they ever leam.



its better than children reaming english.....wait.... they do that too  ;)
;D

http://strandedmariner.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/leaming-english.jpg

When will they ever leam.


How does one leam?  ???

;D

http://www.olliradtke.de/chinglish/images/olrwebprojects_no_whoopla_philip.jpg

but whoopla is my all time favorite kind of la to have!  :D

We interrupt this flood of Chinglish FAIL for a moment of Japanese WIN!

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/fail-owned-eat-out-win.jpg

It's like Rule 34, but in real life.  No, seriously, don't google Rule 34 April O'Neill.  Oops.  Too late.

We interrupt this flood of Chinglish FAIL for a moment of Japanese WIN!

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/fail-owned-eat-out-win.jpg

It's like Rule 34, but in real life.  No, seriously, don't google Rule 34 April O'Neill.  Oops.  Too late.



Wow,I was happy for a moment there. *BOING*! ;D

http://www.olliradtke.de/chinglish/images/olrwebprojects_no_whoopla_philip.jpg



Who doesn't like whoopla. ;D

Who doesn't like whoopla. ;D

Priests?

Priests?



Isn't that the same thing as whoopie?  ;D

Isn't that the same thing as whoopie?  ;D

Huh?

Huh?


whoopie/whoopla.

whoopie/whoopla.

What does this have to do with Priests tho?

What does this have to do with Priests tho?

I don't know Frank. You started it.

I don't know Frank. You started it.

Howard stated "Who doesn't like whoopla"
So I replied "Priests?"
Then Howard said "Isn't that the same thing as whoopie?" (replying to my Priest comment)
So Howard confused me.

http://www.sushi-suzuki.com/blog/uploaded_images/firedoor-756025.JPG

What does this have to do with Priests tho?



They make whoopie?

http://www.sushi-suzuki.com/blog/uploaded_images/firedoor-756025.JPG



It must be Italian cause I can't understand that.  ???

It must be Italian cause I can't understand that.   ???

It's not Italian.

http://www.fmft.net/chinglish%20chinese%20coffee.jpg

http://www.fmft.net/chinglish%20chinese%20coffee.jpg




I'll take The tasteless coffee.

This is just totally WRONG!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R772tbxa6dU&feature=related



Cat

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_MRq6mmTu1JM/R5-8zxoqLLI/AAAAAAAAC7k/5DFIoIMkS9g/s400/_42205598_chinglish_climbin.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3278/3032107323_fbcf365506.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3278/3032107323_fbcf365506.jpg


So us guys can pee whereever? ???

So us guys can pee whereever? ???

As long as its' near civilization

http://24ahead.com/sign_buster.gif

;D Who's Buster Gonad?

Buster Gonad is the name of a character in the adult comic Viz.  He is "the boy with unfeasibly large testicles", so large that he carries them around in a wheelbarrow.

Buster Gonad is the name of a character in the adult comic Viz.  He is "the boy with unfeasibly large testicles", so large that he carries them around in a wheelbarrow.


LOL !!!!!!  ;D

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gGY__PCy4E8/SZN6DaE4FAI/AAAAAAAAAa4/xx59G5XvbwE/s400/bad+sign+100+times+shot.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gGY__PCy4E8/SZN6DaE4FAI/AAAAAAAAAa4/xx59G5XvbwE/s400/bad+sign+100+times+shot.jpg

Nice one, Frank.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gGY__PCy4E8/SZN6DaE4FAI/AAAAAAAAAa4/xx59G5XvbwE/s400/bad+sign+100+times+shot.jpg



They should have that sign in Pathmark,teach those asswipes a lesson or 2!

Nice one, Frank.

I'd like to know what country that's from.

I'd like to know what country that's from.



My guess is some place in South East Asia-like Loas, Thiland, Burma (Myanmar), or close to it.



Cat

Buster Gonad is the name of a character in the adult comic Viz.  He is "the boy with unfeasibly large testicles", so large that he carries them around in a wheelbarrow.


I'm not even gonna question why you know this for I accept that karen knows all!  :)

My guess is some place in South East Asia-like Loas, Thiland, Burma (Myanmar), or close to it.



Cat


all of which I can now find a map thanks to that map game  8)

I'm not even gonna question why you know this for I accept that karen knows all!  :)


I used to read Viz, years ago.

I mean - at last someone who knows the truth!  ;)

I used to read Viz, years ago.

I mean - at last someone who knows the truth!  ;)


;D

all of which I can now find a map thanks to that map game  8)



Map game?



Cat

Map game?



Cat

Henk sent us this map game in the "penguin Quizzes" thread.
See "How Well Do You Know Your World?"
It's a fun game.

Henk sent us this map game in the "penguin Quizzes" thread.
See "How Well Do You Know Your World?"
It's a fun game.


I should try that

I should try that

You should, it's fun!

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-danger-sign-fail.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-danger-sign-fail.jpg


I think it's obvious. ;D

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-danger-sign-fail.jpg


but no one said you couldn't dance on it!  ;)

Map game?



Cat



http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=38441.msg2210267#msg2210267

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-danger-sign-fail.jpg



I used to walk on the ceiling all the time when I was little. My dad used to pick me up side-down so I could walk on the ceiling.  :D ;D ;D ;D  I think I may have left feet prints up there.  :-\\



Cat

I used to walk on the ceiling all the time when I was little. My dad used to pick me up side-down so I could walk on the ceiling.  :D ;D ;D ;D  I think I may have left feet prints up there.  :-\\



Cat


Spider Cat, Spider Cat.... does whatever a spidercat does Look out! here comes the spider cat!  ;D

Spider Cat, Spider Cat.... does whatever a spidercat does Look out! here comes the spider cat!  ;D



;D ;D ;D



Cat

Spider Cat, Spider Cat.... does whatever a spidercat does Look out! here comes the spider cat!  ;D

;D

but no one said you couldn't dance on it!  ;)


I wouldn't dance on it.

I wouldn't dance on it.

lionel ritchie would.

lionel ritchie would.



25 years ago.

25 years ago.


I don't know I'm sure he still has some moves.

I don't know I'm sure he still has some moves.


at his age,who knows.

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/engrish-funny-no-walking.jpg

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/engrish-funny-no-walking.jpg



But can you walk & chew gum at the same time?



Cat

But can you walk & chew gum at the same time?



Cat

Only if you walk on the ceiling.

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/engrish-funny-no-walking.jpg


So which is it?  ???

So which is it?  ???


It's quite clear.

Standstill to sightsee and then shut your eyes to walk to the next viewpoint.

It's quite clear.

Standstill to sightsee and then shut your eyes to walk to the next viewpoint.


Why keep eyes closed?

Why keep eyes closed?


Because otherwise you would be able to see the sights and the sign tells you not to sightsee whilst walking

Because otherwise you would be able to see the sights and the sign tells you not to sightsee whilst walking


That would mean that I would need to be blind.

no, you can just shut your eyes - it's quite easy

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/128939090666250766.jpg

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/128939090666250766.jpg





in a shower?  ;D

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/128939090666250766.jpg




Weird  :D

http://bp0.blogger.com/_bAc3Keh6dAg/SIvDYYNyR4I/AAAAAAAACs0/Xi9EulsRmXE/s320/IMG_9845.JPG


That might be spelt Coochie. ;D

Weird  :D

Very weird

http://blog.peta.org/archives/lady_bunny_billboard.jpg

http://blog.peta.org/archives/lady_bunny_billboard.jpg

nice.

nice.


Comes with a free dead chicken. ;D

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_04/chinglish5DM3011_600x558.jpg

Here is a chain in Puerto Rico. Maybe our next trip down there, we might decide to visit one of the stores.


http://www6.worldisround.com/photos/13/131/412.jpg



Cat

Here is a chain in Puerto Rico. Maybe our next trip down there, we might decide to visit one of the stores.


http://www6.worldisround.com/photos/13/131/412.jpg



Cat

Aww. I get that "Image is unavailable' comment

Aww. I get that "Image is unavailable' comment


me too

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_04/chinglish5DM3011_600x558.jpg



I don't like the name of that condom called Damage.

Aww. I get that "Image is unavailable' comment




me too



I see it. Try this one:

http://faculty.virginia.edu/brodie/PR%2006/source/image/condom_world.jpg


or this one:


http://content.bandzoogle.com/users/cebaby/images/photos/gallery/2497637.jpg



Cat

must be a new music group.

http://blog.peta.org/archives/lady_bunny_billboard.jpg


That's Lady Bunny. I saw her Cabaret act at a supper clup in New York some years ago. She's very entertaining.

http://attachments.techguy.org/attachments/154635d1250220030/chinglish-2.jpg

;D

http://attachments.techguy.org/attachments/154635d1250220030/chinglish-2.jpg

;D



first one sounds sarcastic. ;D

first one sounds sarcastic. ;D

I think it was meant to be.

http://hadassahsabo.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/poleontrain.jpg

http://hadassahsabo.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/poleontrain.jpg

That must dissapoint you, Howard

That must dissapoint you, Howard



;D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

That must dissapoint you, Howard


Well yeah I would like to see some form of entertainment on the bus or subway it's pretty boring on public transportation sometimes.

Well yeah I would like to see some form of entertainment on the bus or subway it's pretty boring on public transportation sometimes.

Maybe you can be the entertainment.

Maybe you can be the entertainment.


or the Flashdancer girls can be entertainment. ;)

http://img5.travelblog.org/Photos/81249/312072/t/2712000-Some-chinglish-for-you-0.jpg

http://img5.travelblog.org/Photos/81249/312072/t/2712000-Some-chinglish-for-you-0.jpg


someone left the W's back at the office...  ;D

someone left the W's back at the office...  ;D



or they forgot how to spell. ::)

or they forgot how to spell. ::)

That's pretty much what Q meant, and also poking fun at the Ws

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aT51q6qYvOs/SCS2yjtVoJI/AAAAAAAAAE0/uR5V_hRgBPQ/s400/park_drive.jpg

http://davidbingham.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/funny-picture-photo-funny-sign-cosmic-kitty-pic.jpg

Wow,a store that has everything for free? :o ;D

http://davidbingham.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/funny-picture-photo-funny-sign-cosmic-kitty-pic.jpg

Wow,a store that has everything for free? :o ;D



naw....that's a store that has absolutely nothing on sale!  everything is full price!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MRq6mmTu1JM/R5-8zhoqLKI/AAAAAAAAC7c/oWZs3GDhL3Q/s400/_42205678_chinglish_lions.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MRq6mmTu1JM/R5-8zhoqLKI/AAAAAAAAC7c/oWZs3GDhL3Q/s400/_42205678_chinglish_lions.jpg



and if you get out of line,he'll eat you up. ;D

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aT51q6qYvOs/SCS2yjtVoJI/AAAAAAAAAE0/uR5V_hRgBPQ/s400/park_drive.jpg


I've seen this in several MacDonalds.  They can take your order and money quicker than they can cook the food.

I've seen this in several MacDonalds.  They can take your order and money quicker than they can cook the food.


especially mine since I special order everything!  :)

http://coolrain44.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/stupid_signs_adult-world.jpg

;D  Mom always love a good porn video on Mother's Day.  ;D

http://images.theage.com.au/2009/08/26/698587/Chinglish-Toilet-600x400.jpg

http://images.theage.com.au/2009/08/26/698587/Chinglish-Toilet-600x400.jpg


so that means you can or cannot urinate? ???

so that means you can or cannot urinate? ???

It's a toilet. So you can.