Thanks, ladybug. ;D

Thanks, ladybug. ;D
Sure thing.  You may smite me back if you wish; I can take it! ;)

Sure thing.  You may smite me back if you wish; I can take it! ;)


Ok, consider yourself smote. ;)

Because he really gets on my nerves.


Now someone has to smite me for breaking club rules and putting a reason for smiting a non club member ;)


Sorry Dag I can't smite a position with which I agree; therefore I smite ShT and saver.... oops.

and I guess I smite nally tho I don't know why... I just trust my friends.  ;)

Alright, I smite Dagwood.  I also smite Howard.


I smite you for smiting me. :P ;D

I smite you for smiting me. :P ;D
See?  That's the spirit!  Now stop complaining and enjoy all the attention being smote brings you.

I smite Howard for being like I was 20something years ago.

My computer doesn't care when I come home, and never gets insecure about the time I spend with the computers at work.  And the computers at work don't mind that I also have a computer at home.

Life's simpler when you're a bachelor.  As a male, it seems that the longer you go, the happier you get.

Took me 10-15 years to figure it out.  Hope you figure it out faster!

Did I date you Foo?  Several years ago?  ::) ;D

I smite Howard for being like I was 20something years ago.


I don't remember that. ???

See?  That's the spirit!   Now stop complaining and enjoy all the attention being smote brings you.


I don't know what smote will bring me.

I don't know what smote will bring me.
I just told you that smote will bring you attention.  I smite you again.

I also smite ShT and saver and Mr. Freshmouth Midas.

New day, ShT

New day, ShT
Aye, me too.

I just told you that smote will bring you attention.  I smite you again.

I also smite ShT and saver and Mr. Freshmouth Midas.


I'll shut my mouth so that way I won't get smoten. :-X

I also smite ShT and saver and Mr. Freshmouth Midas.


That's *wikki-wikki* FRRRRESH!mouth to you!

I smite ladybug316 back 'cuz she can take it :D

I smite Midas.

I smite Midas.
Well said Howard, I smite him too and Tia who seems to have abandoned the Smite Club lately so i smite him for it.

So you could smite for no reason whatsoever?  ???

Yes, Howard, you can smite just because you want to.


New day, I smite ShT

Oh boy, Friday smites!!!

I smite Ladybug because I feel I've been too nice to her.

I also smite Tia cause he's escaped from Witch Mountain without Winky. >:(

ShT smite for all the damn emoticons in his drinking and driving thread.

I smite Midas.


I smite Howard for not stating a reason for smiting me.  Even if it's "just because", you still gotta say it. :P


Well said Howard, I smite him too and Tia who seems to have abandoned the Smite Club lately so i smite him for it.


I smite Gis for not really giving a reason to smite me neither.

I smite Sh T.

I smite ShT and saver.

I smite Reynolds for going against her nature.

I smite Midas because he wants me to call him *wikki-wikki* FRRRRESH!mouth

I smite Midas because he wants me to call him *wikki-wikki* FRRRRESH!mouth


It could be worse  :D

I smite Marty McFly.

It could be worse  :D

I smite Marty McFly.
Trust me, I can't pull that off  ;D

Here's a smite for the entire club, because I won't be here for the next two weeks.

I smite Howard for not stating a reason for smiting me.  Even if it's "just because", you still gotta say it. :P

I smite Gis for not really giving a reason to smite me neither.

I smite Sh T.


I'm sorry for not smiting a reason to smite. ;D

I smite Henk for going away.

I smite saver and ShT

Hey Howard... I smite you cuz its fun tee hee.

I smite my new found friend. ;D

I smite ShT

ShT
Saver

Why smite the same people? ???

Why smite the same people? ???



because it's fun. I can't give the real reason because they are not members of the club and the first rule of smite club is non members get smited without explanation

Why smite the same people? ???
...because all the cool kids are doing it!

I smite ShT and saver.

...because all the cool kids are doing it!

I smite ShT and saver.


You're so C 8) 8) L

Henk smite, because he won't be around for Smite Monday.

ShT smite, because I'm still traumatized by him.

I smite the rainstorm last night.

I smite Philip Eno.

I smite Philip Eno too.  He's British and I'm jealous because British people are just naturally cool.

I also smite my neighbors because they're being jerks.

I smite whoever made the chili I ate on Friday.

I smite the weatherman for getting it wong again

I smite the sheriff cause I didn't smite the deputy. ;D

I smite Jessica for calling mountain dew crap  ;D

I smite Jessica for calling mountain dew crap  ;D


It doesn't taste that crappy.

It doesn't taste that crappy.


I smite howard for implying that mountain dew might taste a little crappy

I've gotta smite Jessica too for such a harsh statement.

Sorry Snoz (and please smite me too) but I agree with Jess, that MD is  8-P 

It's one of the few things we disagree on.  ;)

I have some bottles in the pantry that we had bought for any guests that might come over, I won't drink it and neither will hubby, so it's ageing (like a fine wine?)  ;D

Sorry Snoz (and please smite me too) but I agree with Jess, that MD is  8-P 

It's one of the few things we disagree on.  ;)




and so it shall be done...ye hath been smoted


I have some bottles in the pantry that we had bought for any guests that might come over, I won't drink it and neither will hubby, so it's ageing (like a fine wine?)  ;D

Hold on... I'm coming over to take them off your hands! See ya in few hours!  ;D

I smite howard for implying that mountain dew might taste a little crappy



It tastes flat but not crappy.

I smite the sheriff cause I didn't smite the deputy. ;D


I smite Howard for causing water to come out my nose!  ;D

I smite snoz and Reynolds for not coming quick enough to take the Mountain Spew out of our house. ;D

I smite Midas because I haven't given him a good smiting in a while. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif

I smite Midas because I haven't given him a good smiting in a while. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif
Thanks I was worn out smiting him!

Predictable and necessary:

I smite ShT and saver.

I smite Howard for this post on another thread:

the women in my past didn't think so,remember when Robin thought my thing felt like a frankfurter or a banana,were you here when I said that? ;D

I wanna hear about your "thing" less than I wanna hear about Robin!

I smite Howard for that as well

Eww, I smite Howard for bringing that up as well.

Also, ShT

eww....add a smite from me for Howard for saying that too  8-P

I smite Howard for causing water to come out my nose!   ;D


Hey I just made a funny.

I smite Howard for this post on another thread:

I wanna hear about your "thing" less than I wanna hear about Robin!


Sorry ladies, smite me all you want I apologize for discussing my ex. :(

It's not the ex we're smiting you for...it's the discussion of your "thing"

It's not the ex we're smiting you for...it's the discussion of your "thing"


My apologies.

I smite Howard for saying Mountain Dew is flat.  That's only the diet.

I smite Bookmistress cause she and Jessica are plotting vengeance on poor defenseless MD lovers.

I also smite Jessica for giving Snoz and I directions to the state hospital instead of her house. :\'(

ShT and Saver.

whoever dropped the chewing gum that I stepped in and then smeared all over the car mat.  >:(

whoever dropped the chewing gum that I stepped in and then smeared all over the car mat.   >:(
Oh, that sucks it!  >:(  I smite them too.

Oh, that sucks it!  >:(   I smite them too.


I smite the gum chewers too.

I smite everyone in the club because I found this on page two!

(I include Henk even though he's on holiday - I reckon he could have done something about it if he'd been really dedicated!)

I smite Philip Eno for replying to so many threads at once he filled the first two pages!

I smite Philip Eno for replying to so many threads at once he filled the first two pages!


Yeah Gis,What the hell?  :o ::)

I smite Gis for breaking the rules by giving the reason for smiting a non member of the club. :D

ShT

I smite the rain.

I still smite the losers that quit at our office, because now i'm doing their work.

I smite snoz and Reynolds for not coming quick enough to take the Mountain Spew out of our house. ;D

I smite Midas because I haven't given him a good smiting in a while. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif


I smite Jessica for living so far away

ShT Saver

and Henk because since he's away he's not taking my quiz

I smite Philip Eno.

I smite Philip Eno.


Put in a smite for me too Midas. ;D

I smite Howard for being too lazy to smite Philip Eno himself.

I smite ShT and saver

I smite Howard for being too lazy to smite Philip Eno himself.


Thanks! :D

Now to get this thread off page two,
I smite Jessica for not chugging her Mountain Dew. :D 

Yeah ya DEW!

I smite Howard for being too lazy to smite Philip Eno himself.

I smite ShT and saver


Why? Let someone else do it.  ;D

I smite stupid school fund raisers

I smite the MTA.

I smite Howard for not putting spaces after the , and . in his sentences.  It makes them hard to read IMO.

Why? Let someone else do it.  ;D


I smite Howard for trying to delegate his smiting.

I smite Howard for being lazy.

I smite Howard for being lazy.




Oh please? Spare me for being lazy? HAHA! ;D  ::)

I smite Howard for not putting spaces after the , and . in his sentences.  It makes them hard to read IMO.


of course I did Karen.  ???

Ok I let you off being lazy but I smite you for the same thing I smited Philip for yesterday!

Ok I let you off being lazy but I smite you for the same thing I smited Philip for yesterday!


What did Philip do? All I did was try to catch up to him,that's all.  ???

New day

I smite ShT

of course I did Karen.  ???


for example


That's what I'm trying to ask her Bob.Just the other day (Monday) I asked her if there's a Starbucks or a coffee shop around her and she said no,only Carribbean,Guyanese and Jamaican bakerys and restaurans but there are some,I'll have to find some that are close to her.I'm not trying to put it off,When she's on her smoke break,I get to talk to her for just a little while and we talk and have fun.I also want to speak patouis which is (broken english).I want to get to know her better so I'll have to see her on my days of work and not on my days off and the only time when I don't see her is on her day off which is Mondays.Trying to compromise and coming to a conclusion is important in a relationship.I'll take it slow and see where this goes,I hope I accomplish something before the end of 2008.The beginning went downhill but maybe the next 5 months will be good,just have to keep my fingers crossed. :)

ShT and saver, now and forever.

I smite Ladybug for wanting to take the easy way.  To lazy to type your daily smites eh.

I smite Howard because he's still Howard.

I smite Henk because he's not around.  Don't worry though he'll be smiting me every day for at least a week when he returns.

for example



I'm sorry Karen,please forgive me?  :(

Howard isn't lazy.  In fact, he posted so much today that this thread ended up on page 2 of PPP.

For that I smite him.  :D

I'd smite Reynolds for mistaking me with someone who takes the easy way out, but I'm too lazy.  8)

I smite Midas because it's been a while.

Howard isn't lazy.  In fact, he posted so much today that this thread ended up on page 2 of PPP.

For that I smite him.  :D


Don't forget Phil too.

I smite ShT

A brand new day to smite ShT and saver.

I smite Midas for smiting Howard for the same thing I smited him for.

I smite Midas for smiting Howard for the same thing I smited him for.


He's a repeat o-ffender!

I smite Gis 'cuz she has it comin' :D

I smite Tia for posting so many interesting looking youtube links that I can't watch

I smite whoever buggered up my computer so I can't watch youtube (Bill Gates probably!)

I smite Midas for smiting Howard for the same thing I smited him for.


We both get the smites?  ???

Smite to ShT and saver.

I smite people that smite people for smiting other people.  And me for being redundant.  And a hypocrite.

New day ShT

I smite Tam for not getting her arse in this thread and adding up our totals.

I smite people that smite people for smiting other people.  And me for being redundant.  And a hypocrite.


I smite you for being a hypocrite. ;D

I smite Sht

I smite Saver

I smite Philip and Gibbo

I smite whistledog

And I smite ladybug because I should have thought of smiting ShT and Saver from now until forever first!  ;D

And I smite ladybug because I should have thought of smiting ShT and Saver from now until forever first!  ;D

The above was meant as a forebearing of things to come.  I shall continue my daily smiting, as they always give me reasons...

Now, I'm sure you're punishing yourself enough about it, so I'll spare you a smite.

I smite snoz for not smiting me. ;D

I smite snoz for not smiting me. ;D
I shall smite you for Snoz, 'cause I'm that kind of friend.

I smite people that smite people for smiting other people.  And me for being redundant.  And a hypocrite.


I smite Belle du Jour as she cannot smite herself per the Smite Club rules.

I shall smite you for Snoz, 'cause I'm that kind of friend.


Thank you! You are a good friend.

ShT smite for the stupid Tom Cruise thread.

I'm also smiting Tia because I feel I've been negligent.

I smite Philip Eno for turning me on to Monty Python.  I just spent 3 hours on you tube watching Python clips. :-[

I shall smite you for Snoz, 'cause I'm that kind of friend.


You''ll smite me for her?  ???

You''ll smite me for her?  ???


I'd smite anyone she wanted me to smite... cuz I'm that kind of friend.


But since you're so eager to be smoted (smitten?) I shall smite you whether she wants me to or not  ;D

Johnny_D for posting the same link in three different places on the board. I don't care if I'm not supposed to say why I'm smiting a non smite club member....that's just annoying!


and because I haven't done it yet today....

ShT and Saver

I'd smite anyone she wanted me to smite... cuz I'm that kind of friend.


But since you're so eager to be smoted (smitten?) I shall smite you whether she wants me to or not  ;D


So that mean I smite you?

So that mean I smite you?


You can if you want....

You can if you want....


Ok,you're smote.

Oh my i have no one to smite! I miss the hatorade :(

I would like to smite people that treat the mentally challenged horribly. It sickens me that people would abuse innocent people. :(

ShT smite for the stupid Tom Cruise thread.

I'm also smiting Tia because I feel I've been negligent.

I smite Philip Eno for turning me on to Monty Python.  I just spent 3 hours on you tube watching Python clips. :-[
I smite you for smiting Philip, a non member and explaining why. If I get smited for that then so can you!  :P

I smite Sht and Maxwell Smart. 

I would like to smite people that treat the mentally challenged horribly. It sickens me that people would abuse innocent people. :(


add a smite for me too Erin. >:(

I smite ShT

Oh my i have no one to smite! I miss the hatorade :(


You can smite me anytime ;)

I smite Howard for all the smitsmatsmote.  :D

I smite ShT and saver. 

I also smite Midas for his wacky vocabulary.

better find someone to smite to put this back on page one

New Update!!!

Members:

Badfinger-Fan  58
Belle du Jour    63
Bookmistress4ever  67
Dagwood  73
Foo Bar    47
Gis  30
Henk  52
Howard  188
Jessica  67
Karen  55
Ladybug316  76
Meat  53
Midas  136
Red Ant  58
Reynolds1863  65
Rice Cube  51
Snozberries  70
Thereshegoes  47
Tia  87
Tam  68

Everyone else:

Adagio 9
Al-B  1
Arc  2
Australian80schild 2
azx1210 1       
Babooshka 1                 
Bill 1
BlueMolly2006 1
Bobby 4
Bobby36 1
Brian 2
Catwoman 1
ChuckyG 4
claybricks 1
Coco pup 4
Davester 2
DD (?) 7
Debbie 3
DelRio  1
Doc Brown 4
digger 4
Dude111 5
gibbo 4
greenjello 1
Good Gal  1
GWBush2004 1
gypsy road 2
hawktheslayer 2
jacks 1
jessssbeans 2
johnny5alive 4
Johnny_D 1
ladyhawk 1
Macphisto 2
Marian 3
Marty McFly 8
Maxwell Smart  2
Mickey D 2
midnite 3
Mr. Mister 10
Nally 16
Never Duplicated 2
Ninny 8
philip eno 29
quirk 1
Sammy Reed 2
Satan’s Dad 7
saver ∞
Shacks Train ∞
Sharky 2
Star500 2
stepchan 1
Tanya1976 1
Trimac20 2
whistledog 4
woops. 6
VegettoVa90 8
YO DADDY 1

Kid with square wheel
Meat’s mother and grandmother 2
Ronald McDonald 2
Robin 5
Chelsea Clinton 2
Nicole Ritchie 2
Paris Hilton 2
Cinnabon 2
Amtrak 2
Snoz's wireless router 1
Whole Foods Hot Buffet Chef 1
Rachel Ray 1
May 2008 Playboy Centerfold 1
College loan people 1
AOL News 1
Woman operating the dishwasher 1
Whiny kid in Dagwood's carpool 2
The *&^%£% that cut Babooska up at the traffic lights this afternoon 1
Whoever caused the power cut here last night during CSI 1
The Girl Scouts who asked karen if she was over 40  3
The person that cancelled Belle du Jour's 9 am appointment after she was already there  1
Those girls, in front of Howard in a Dunkin Donuts shop, carrying Victoria's Secret bags looking all bubbly and too happy    2
Bookmistress4ever's downstairs neighbor for having a loud party 1
Howard’s crowded people on a crowded bus 1
The endless (selfish) drivers who would not let Babooska out of her street onto the main road today (endlessly smitten)
Empty people on an empty bus  1
Any other voyeurs  (those in the club that read and don't smite.)  1
The dopey and dumb Jessica Simpson and  her even dumber husband for being arguably the stupidest 'celebrity' couple to ever appear on TV  1
Their British counterparts, Katie and Peter  1
Co-workers at Pathmark  1
Peter, because he's definitely on a par with Jessica Simpson’s husband in the jerk stakes  1
Jessica Rabbit’s sister’s friend  1
Trolls  1
David Hasselhoff for being a complete and utter ***  1
Britney Spears  1
This heat wave  3
Whoever is the stoopid BBC censor responsible for bleeping out the word 'Drug' then keeping in the words 'on Speeddial' on NICKELBACK'S - Rockstar, talk about getting things muddled  1
The hot weather  1
The thunderstorm that came through here about a hour ago and left penny-size hail on my balcony  1
The little girl in this picture because she's probably screaming at a high octave  1
The Sun 4
Henk’s bicycle  1
Dagwood’s vacation  1
Smiterman  1
Midas’ girlfriend's friend for making him get up at the asscrack of dawn this morning to help her move before it got to 110F today  1

The guys putting siding on Dagwood’s house  1
The Department Of Transportation  1
Russia  1
The customer who almost cursed Howard out cause there were no carts today  1
Governor Ed Rendell 1
DD Parents 1
Quirk's Aunt Renee 1
Quirk's Ice Cream Man 1
Quirk's sisters 1
Anyone named Debbie 1
Patty's Police Officer 1
Major Network Exec's 1
Baby Borrowers et la.  4
Monday 7
Monday Rain 1
Patty's Kitty Fleas 2
The A/C in Belle's office 1
The A/C in Belle's House 1
Karen's cancelled outdoor concert officials 1
Karen's Tooth Fairy 1
The cause of Karen's computer/site crap out 1
Queen Bitch at Pathmark 2
Another bitch at Pathmark 1
Gis' clothes shop 1
Quirk's Vaughn 1
Dag's park fountain idiot 1
Gettysburg Battlefield Park Service 1
Ben and Jerry
Mother Nature's Thermostat 2
Jellyfish 1
Starbucks for closing down some of their chains 1
the hooligans who dropped the pizza boxes and chip wrappers without a split second of thought 3
The people who complained about Reynolds avatar 4
Ants 1
The clouds for not raining 1
The hose in Howard's pants 1
The rainstorm 2
Midas' neighbors for being jerks 1
Karen's chili maker 1
Karen's weatherman for getting it wrong again 1
Karen's gum dropping idiot 3
The losers who quit at Belle's office 1
Dagwood's stupid school fund raisers 1
MTA 1
Whoever buggered Karen's computer so she can't watch YouTube (probably Bill Gates) 1
People that treat the mentally challenged horribly 2

As you will notice ^ ShT and saver are infinite! (Thanks Red Ant) Too many smite's to keep up with! ;)


I smite Tam for not getting her arse in this thread and adding up our totals.

Seriously!!!!!!!!
The nerve!!!

;D

Hope this will suffice! ;)
8)

oOo and now I smite thee GIS!!!

You can smite me anytime ;)

I smite Howard for all the smitsmatsmote.  :D


Not my fault that I have the highest smite totals. ;D

I smite Quirk for not keeping the retro icon of the week updated each week

I smite Howard for replying to so many threads that this one ends up on page two

I don't know why but for some reason I thought Maxwell Smart, Babooshka and Quirk were members of the smite club now too.  I might be mistaken though

I don't know why but for some reason I thought Maxwell Smart, Babooshka and Quirk were members of the smite club now too.  I might be mistaken though


I assumed Quirk was given that she'd smited her aunty.  Using that logic Babooshka must also be a member.

We should both smite Tam for missing them off the list!

I assumed Quirk was given that she'd smited her aunty.  Using that logic Babooshka must also be a member.

We should both smite Tam for missing them off the list!

I wasn't sure because of the Smite Gang List and Isabel is busy so it hadn't been updated. I changed it to say PM TAM and then I will add you. The link is also on Page 1 of this thread.

Let me know who I am missing and I will try my best to update them with their respective smites! ;)

Tam 8)

Karma to you, Tam!

Karma to you, Tam!

Why thank you and karma right back!!! ;)

What busy little smiters we have been!  ;D

Midas is closing in on Howard, so I smite him today to make it even closer!

Midas is closing in Howard?  Cool, then I smite Midas to make it even closer. :D

ShT

Midas is closing in Howard?  Cool, then I smite Midas to make it even closer. :D

ShT


So who's in the lead?

Saver and ShT.

Saver and ShT.


I thought it was between Me And Midas.

I thought it was between Me And Midas.
I was not answering your question, Howard.  I was carrying out my daily smite ritual. 

I was not answering your question, Howard.  I was carrying out my daily smite ritual. 


Oh Ok,smite away. ;)

Oh Ok,smite away. ;)
Technically though, they do win considering they will be smote to infinity.

Technically though, they do win considering they will be smote to infinity.


Does that include me too?

Does that include me too?


Is your name Shacks Train or saver?  Do you have an infinity sign next to your name in the 'scores' list that Tam posted?



NO


So therefore you have not been smoted to infinity.  (Though it could be arranged...)

I smote the freaking IRS to then end of time.

I smote the freaking IRS to then end of time.

Well, I second that emotion!  Smite the IRS!

Is your name Shacks Train or saver?  Do you have an infinity sign next to your name in the 'scores' list that Tam posted?



NO


So therefore you have not been smoted to infinity.  (Though it could be arranged...)


Sorry,I thought you meant me Karen. ;D

I was not answering your question, Howard.  I was carrying out my daily smite ritual. 
LMAO lady you just got karma for making me roar with laughter.  ;D

LMAO lady you just got karma for making me roar with laughter.  ;D
Right back atcha!  8)

I smote the freaking IRS to then end of time.


I'll third that, well...actually, in my case, it isn't the IRS but the student loan people.  8-P

I smite the whole U.S. government.  No particular party, EVERYONE!!!

I smite dumb customers at Pathmark.

I smite neighbors who throw trash in other people's yards

I also smite the animal killing jerk-offs who are apparently poisoning cats in our neighborhood (hence the reason that mine are indoors..ALWAYS). >:(

I smite neighbors who throw trash in other people's yards


Put in a smite for me too. >:(

I smite the asshole who hacked my myspace. >:(

I smote the freaking IRS to then end of time.


I smite Dagwood for 'then end' but not 'til the end.  :D

I smite ladybug316 and bookmistress4ever for not picking up on dat. :D



Put in a smite for me too. >:(


OK, I smite Howard because he asked for it.  :D

I smite Midas because it has been a while since I gave him a really good Ass smiting! ;D 8)

I smite Midas because it has been a while since I gave him a really good Ass smiting! ;D 8)


YEEOUCH!  :o 


It hurts so good.  :D

I smite Dagwood for 'then end' but not 'til the end.  :D




I can't smite you until tomorrow but expect it. ;)

They pissed me off, one screw up isn't bad considering. :D

New Update!!!

Members:

Babooshka 9
Badfinger-Fan  58
Belle du Jour    63
Bookmistress4ever  67
Dagwood  74
Foo Bar    47
Gis  30
Henk  52
Howard  190
Jessica  67
Karen  55
Ladybug316  77
MaxwellSmart 10
Meat  53
Midas  139
Quirk 13
Red Ant  58
Reynolds1863  65
Rice Cube  51
Snozberries  70
Thereshegoes  47
Tia  87
Tam  70

Everyone else:

Adagio 9
Al-B  1
Arc  2
Australian80schild 2
azx1210 1   
Bill 1
BlueMolly2006 1
Bobby 4
Bobby36 1
Brian 2
Catwoman 1
ChuckyG 4
claybricks 1
Coco pup 4
Davester 2
DD (?) 7
Debbie 3
DelRio  1
Doc Brown 4
digger 4
Dude111 5
gibbo 4
greenjello 1
Good Gal  1
GWBush2004 1
gypsy road 2
hawktheslayer 2
jacks 1
jessssbeans 2
johnny5alive 4
Johnny_D 1
ladyhawk 1
Macphisto 2
Marian 3
Marty McFly 8
Mickey D 2
midnite 3
Mr. Mister 10
Nally 16
Never Duplicated 2
Ninny 8
philip eno 29
Sammy Reed 2
Satan’s Dad 7
saver ∞
Shacks Train ∞
Sharky 2
Star500 2
stepchan 1
Tanya1976 1
Trimac20 2
whistledog 4
woops. 6
VegettoVa90 8
YO DADDY 1

Kid with square wheel
Meat’s mother and grandmother 2
Ronald McDonald 2
Robin 5
Chelsea Clinton 2
Nicole Ritchie 2
Paris Hilton 2
Cinnabon 2
Amtrak 2
Snoz's wireless router 1
Whole Foods Hot Buffet Chef 1
Rachel Ray 1
May 2008 Playboy Centerfold 1
College loan people 1
AOL News 1
Woman operating the dishwasher 1
Whiny kid in Dagwood's carpool 2
The *&^%£% that cut Babooska up at the traffic lights this afternoon 1
Whoever caused the power cut here last night during CSI 1
The Girl Scouts who asked karen if she was over 40  3
The person that cancelled Belle du Jour's 9 am appointment after she was already there  1
Those girls, in front of Howard in a Dunkin Donuts shop, carrying Victoria's Secret bags looking all bubbly and too happy    2
Bookmistress4ever's downstairs neighbor for having a loud party 1
Howard’s crowded people on a crowded bus 1
The endless (selfish) drivers who would not let Babooska out of her street onto the main road today (endlessly smitten)
Empty people on an empty bus  1
Any other voyeurs  (those in the club that read and don't smite.)  1
The dopey and dumb Jessica Simpson and  her even dumber husband for being arguably the stupidest 'celebrity' couple to ever appear on TV  1
Their British counterparts, Katie and Peter  1
Co-workers at Pathmark  1
Peter, because he's definitely on a par with Jessica Simpson’s husband in the jerk stakes  1
Jessica Rabbit’s sister’s friend  1
Trolls  1
David Hasselhoff for being a complete and utter ***  1
Britney Spears  1
This heat wave  3
Whoever is the stoopid BBC censor responsible for bleeping out the word 'Drug' then keeping in the words 'on Speeddial' on NICKELBACK'S - Rockstar, talk about getting things muddled  1
The hot weather  1
The thunderstorm that came through here about a hour ago and left penny-size hail on my balcony  1
The little girl in this picture because she's probably screaming at a high octave  1
The Sun 4
Henk’s bicycle  1
Dagwood’s vacation  1
Smiterman  1
Midas’ girlfriend's friend for making him get up at the asscrack of dawn this morning to help her move before it got to 110F today  1

The guys putting siding on Dagwood’s house  1
The Department Of Transportation  1
Russia  1
The customer who almost cursed Howard out cause there were no carts today  1
Governor Ed Rendell 1
DD Parents 1
Quirk's Aunt Renee 1
Quirk's Ice Cream Man 1
Quirk's sisters 1
Anyone named Debbie 1
Patty's Police Officer 1
Major Network Exec's 1
Baby Borrowers et la.  4
Monday 7
Monday Rain 1
Patty's Kitty Fleas 2
The A/C in Belle's office 1
The A/C in Belle's House 1
Karen's cancelled outdoor concert officials 1
Karen's Tooth Fairy 1
The cause of Karen's computer/site crap out 1
Queen Bitch at Pathmark 2
Another bitch at Pathmark 1
Gis' clothes shop 1
Quirk's Vaughn 1
Dag's park fountain idiot 1
Gettysburg Battlefield Park Service 1
Ben and Jerry
Mother Nature's Thermostat 2
Jellyfish 1
Starbucks for closing down some of their chains 1
the hooligans who dropped the pizza boxes and chip wrappers without a split second of thought 3
The people who complained about Reynolds avatar 4
Ants 1
The clouds for not raining 1
The hose in Howard's pants 1
The rainstorm 2
Midas' neighbors for being jerks 1
Karen's chili maker 1
Karen's weatherman for getting it wrong again 1
Karen's gum dropping idiot 3
The losers who quit at Belle's office 1
Dagwood's stupid school fund raisers 1
MTA 1
Whoever buggered Karen's computer so she can't watch YouTube (probably Bill Gates) 1
People that treat the mentally challenged horribly 2
Dagwood's IRS to then end of time 2
The whole US Government 1
The animal killing jerk-offs who are apparently poisoning cats in Quirk's neighborhood 1
The asshole who hacked Reynolds' myspace 1




Updated to include Babooshka, MaxwellSmart and Quirk as official members!

....carry on then....

Wow,How long is this Smite List?  :o

Wow,How long is this Smite List?  :o
Don't question the smite list!

I smite Dagwood for 'then end' but not 'til the end.  :D

I smite ladybug316 and bookmistress4ever for not picking up on dat. :D
Silly Rabbit, I only correct your grammar.

I Smite Midas for using the "word" dat!

New day, ShT


I smite Dagwood for 'then end' but not 'til the end.  :D




*smite* :P

Crap!  I almost forgot to smite ShT and saver...

Don't question the smite list!


Alright Fine,I won't question the smite list. ::)  :P

Howard for talking about his frankfurter/banana again

Howard for talking about his frankfurter/banana again
Really, Howard!  Stop doing that!  Smite!

I smite Quirk 'cuz I didn't realise she joined Smite Club.

I smite Marty McFly.

I smite Howard for questioning the smite list.

I smite dat ladybug316 for calling me a Silly Rabbit.  :D

Really, Howard!  Stop doing that!  Smite!


Ok,I'm sorry, Can I be de-smited? ???

Howard for talking about his frankfurter/banana again




Ok,no more frankfurter/banana discussions.  ;D

I smite Howard for asking to be de-smited.  Sorry, Howard, once smited always smited. :D

ShT

Henk smite, he'd be upset if I didn't uphold tradition.

Quirk smite, because I've had the song "I Wanna Be Sedated" in my head for over an hour.  I need to take it out on someone.

MaxwellSmart smite for his over use of Sean Hannity references. 8-P

I smite mosquitoes

ShT and saver.

I fear these daily smites to the above-mentioned are becoming unbearingly redundant.  Please assume that their posts annoy me daily.  I will only smite when extremely aggravated.

I smite nally

I smite Howard for asking to be de-smited.  Sorry, Howard, once smited always smited. :D

ShT


So you can't take a smite back?

I smite Howard for mentioning ROBIN AGAIN in another thread! 

So you can't take a smite back?


Nope.

Nally gets a smite from me.

I smite Greenjello
I smite LyricBoy

ShT and saver.

I fear these daily smites to the above-mentioned are becoming unbearingly redundant.  Please assume that their posts annoy me daily.  I will only smite when extremely aggravated.


This made my day

saver ∞
Shacks Train ∞

Since they have an infinite score I have decided to do the same I mean... know that if I see a know thread created by ShT I want to smite him but reallly what's the point now...but if he tests me he's going down!!!!!




I smite:
Gis
ladybug
Tam
Howard
Midas
Dagwood

because ya'll made me laugh so hard I knocked over the stack of crap I had sitting by my desk and broke some things.


I smite Quirk because she needs to catch up!  ;D


I smite bill collectors in general.

I smite my vet; something I should've done long ago

I smite 3 of my coworkers

And I smite training new hires because it sucks!






Don't question the smite list!


I forget... is this the first or second rule of smite club?  ;D

I forget... is this the first or second rule of smite club?  ;D



Let's see shall we?? (Taken from page 1)

This is the only club worth joining and these are the SMITE CLUB rules:

1st rule: You do not talk sheesh about the Smite Club!

2nd rule: Smite is the way you express your distaste for a fellow inthe00s member post,it will be the opposite of Karma.

3rd rule: You cannot smite yourself and you can only smite someone once a day.

4th rule: When you want to smite someone you make a post in this thread,e.g. "i smite Chucky G.". About once a week i'll try to do a count and post a SMITELOG.

5th rule: You can smite anyone you want,even members who didn't join,but you can only explain why here if that person agreed to participate.

6th rule: If you didn't agreed to be part of this you cannot smite or post asking why you were smitten.

7th rule: If you participate you get to confront the ones who smote you any way you like but don't forget the general boards rules. Go read them.

8th rule: There will be a The Smite Club Gang with all the members of the Smite Club that will be constantly updated so everyone knows who the brave ones are.


Seems it is an unwritten rule.....
So, I will GLADLY add it as Rule #9 ;D ::)
(First post of the thread now changed to include it)

No smites from me as of yet.....

I smite Howard for mentioning ROBIN AGAIN in another thread! 


I'm sorry LB. :(

Page 2?  Oh no! :o

I smite Philip Eno.

New day, I smite ShT

McFly smite, for his long drawn out explanation that leads elsewhere.

ShT smite.

Howard smite for mentioning his former wench.

Snoz smite because I feel I've neglected her.

McFly smite, for his long drawn out explanation that leads elsewhere.

ShT smite.

Howard smite for mentioning his former wench.

Snoz smite because I feel I've neglected her.


Hey don't call my ex a former wench,She's more of a bitch then a wench. >:(

I smite greenjello

I smite greenjello


I smite beets!  8-P

Urgh I'm ill and grumpy and I've got people visting today who I don't want so I feel like smiting..........................

I smite Tia because he hasn't been smote for pages.

I smite Midas as ever because I can!

I smite Howard because having read the last three pages through he deserves it.

oh and Saver, Maxwell, Sht and McFly.

I smite Gis for telling me I deserve it.  ;D

Hey don't call my ex a former wench,She's more of a bitch then a wench. >:(


Eh, so smite me. ::)

Eh, so smite me. ::)


And so it shall be.

And so it shall be.


That was too easy. ;D

The question is will Howard smite me?

That was too easy. ;D


I promise I won't be so easy on you for the next week or so. :P

That was too easy. ;D

The question is will Howard smite me?


*smite* there,are you happy now?  ::)

*smite* there,are you happy now?  ::)


Yes.  Doesn't it feel good to smite? :)

Yes.  Doesn't it feel good to smite? :)


Yes,takes all my frustrations out.

Nally gets a smite.

I smite Howard 'cuz he is right, it feels good to deliver a smite! :D

I smite Henk for not getting back soon enough to score more points on my quiz ;D

Nally gets a smite.

I smite Howard 'cuz he is right, it feels good to deliver a smite! :D


I thought a smite was a bad thing? ???

I thought a smite was a bad thing? ???


Not if you're giving.  And I haven't given one to you in a long time, so there. :P ;)

I promise I won't be so easy on you for the next week or so. :P



Day #1, Smite #1. ::)



I smite Henk for not getting back soon enough to score more points on my quiz ;D


You shouldn't be posting quizzes in my absence. SMITE.

Not if you're giving.  And I haven't given one to you in a long time, so there. :P ;)


smite you back Henk.  :P NYAH!

Howard smite, because I'm in a giving mood.

Tia smite, because I have this strange guilt about having not watched ETWM in over 15 years.

Midas smite, for insisting that fruits engage in orgies.

yeah I wasn't gonna do it but he just rubs me the wrong way....

ShT

Howard smite, because I'm in a giving mood.

Tia smite, because I have this strange guilt about having not watched ETWM in over 15 years.

Midas smite, for insisting that fruits engage in orgies.


I smite Reynolds cause I feel like it. ;D

I smite Reynolds cause I feel like it. ;D
That's the spirit!  ;D

I promise I won't be so easy on you for the next week or so. :P



Day #2, Smite #2.

I smite Pathmark for telling me the wrong schedule. >:(

I smite Reynolds cause I feel like it. ;D


Howard smite!!!  I'm proud of you buddy. :)

Midas smite, for insisting that fruits engage in orgies.


Only lemons.  See? :D

I smite Reynolds1863 for implying that I insist that fruits engage in orgies. :P

I smite AL-B for that irritating link! :D

I smite that worker Maria who works in the Meat Dept told me to leave because I was talking to my buddies who work in the same area. >:(

and I smite Howard (for Maria) for keeping the staff from doing the work they're getting paid to do.... sorry Howard... but I hate it when I go into a store and the employees so engaged in their conversation that they can't be bothered to notice I need help.

ShT and saver.

I fear these daily smites to the above-mentioned are becoming unbearingly redundant.  Please assume that their posts annoy me daily.  I will only smite when extremely aggravated.


I had to dig this up because I feel the same way about ShT.  Ergh.  I don't know how one person can be so damned irritating.

I smite Midas because he made me choke on my spit the other night.

And I smite the rest of you for taking the above sentence the wrong way. :D

I smite Jessica for reading my mind  ;D


and I smite ShT because.....

I smite ladybug & reynolds for welcoming the devil to our little playground  ;D  .... http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=32490.0 

I smite ladybug & reynolds for welcoming the devil to our little playground   ;D  .... http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=32490.0 
Hey, to be fair, I try to say hello to all the newbies.  Who knew he'd be such a big dopey fathead?  ;D

Hey, to be fair, I try to say hello to all the newbies.  Who knew he'd be such a big dopey fathead?  ;D


He didn't post a picture of himself with the words demon spawn tattooed on his forehead.  That would have been helpful.

Snoz smite for not being paranoid enough to interrogate him upon entry.

Howard smite. :)

He didn't post a picture of himself with the words demon spawn tattooed on his forehead.  That would have been helpful.

Snoz smite for not being paranoid enough to interrogate him upon entry.

Howard smite. :)


Kathie Smite! :D

...Day #3, Smite #3. ::)

Catching up from vacation I see.

Henk smite. ;D

Smite to ShT.

He didn't post a picture of himself with the words demon spawn tattooed on his forehead.  That would have been helpful.

Snoz smite for not being paranoid enough to interrogate him upon entry.

Howard smite. :)


Reynolds smite.  ;D

He didn't post a picture of himself with the words demon spawn tattooed on his forehead.  That would have been helpful.



Hilarious.....of course that deserves the exact opposite of smite...  ;)



Snoz smite for not being paranoid enough to interrogate him upon entry.
 



you've got a point there...

Hey, to be fair, I try to say hello to all the newbies.  Who knew he'd be such a big dopey fathead?  ;D


Alright, fair enough...I was similarly kind to someone annoying as well.... I reversed my S with a K... it all balances out in the end anyhow...

and I smite Howard (for Maria) for keeping the staff from doing the work they're getting paid to do.... sorry Howard... but I hate it when I go into a store and the employees so engaged in their conversation that they can't be bothered to notice I need help.


Thanks for the smite.

I smite Midas because he made me choke on my spit the other night.

And I smite the rest of you for taking the above sentence the wrong way. :D


You'll have to smite me again for thinking that too.  :D  I don't even remember what I did or said. ;D

I smite snozberries for her dirty thoughts about this :D

I smite Midas for his avatar Lemon Orgy.

Catching up from vacation I see.



You bet. 8)

Kathie smite again. Day four.

Put in a smite for me to my new found friend who just became a stupid azz bitch! >:(

Howard smite for using the above statement.  8-P

Put in a smite for me to my new found friend who just became a stupid azz bitch! >:(



Howard....that's not nice to call people that, especially someone who did nothing to you. ::)

Howard....that's not nice to call people that, especially someone who did nothing to you. ::)


I'm sorry,I just feel angry,It's been a year of heartbreak for me. :(

In keeping with tradition . . . Henk smite.

Al-B smite for being insensitive to the plight of people working in the printing industry.

Put in a smite for me to my new found friend who just became a stupid azz bitch! >:(
Smite! That is not fair Howard.

Smite to Howard for his whole attitude towards her right now.  Not fair at all.

Smite to Howard for his whole attitude towards her right now.  Not fair at all.



Sorry about my attitude towards her,I should be a little bit more sensitive.

Sensitivity is a good thing.  :)

In keeping with tradition . . . Henk smite.



I like traditions. Therefore I will return the smite.

I smite Midas for his avatar Lemon Orgy.


I smite Howard 'cuz who asked you mmmkay? http://paquiderme.blogger.com.br/mackey.jpg  :D

Nally and McFly get a smite.

I smite Howard 'cuz who asked you mmmkay? http://paquiderme.blogger.com.br/mackey.jpg  :D

Nally and McFly get a smite.


I asked you so smite you back!  :P

Howard smite for making a mountain out of a molehill.

AL-B smite for putting me on the spot. ;D

Henk smite!!!

Johnny D for posting the exact same message on two different boards.

Kathie smite. Still catching up...


Actually, make that a double dose, 'cause I didn't get a chance to smite you yesterday. :P

Howard smite for making a mountain out of a molehill.

AL-B smite for putting me on the spot. ;D

Henk smite!!!


Hey,I did make amends with her.

Kathie smite. Still catching up...


Actually, make that a double dose, 'cause I didn't get a chance to smite you yesterday. :P


Yikes!!  It's the dreaded double smite.  Continuing tradition . . . Henk smite.

Saturday night's all right, alright,

Philip to the Eno gets a smite.

I smite Greenjello.

I smite Midas for who the hell knows what I'm smiting him for.

I smite Midas for who the hell knows what I'm smiting him for.


I smite Howard for confusing himself and others in the process.

And since I'll be away for a while, I smite Philip Eno, nAlly, Marty McFly, Shacks Train and Dude111.

I also smite Tam, Dagwood, Jessica, thereshegoes, snozberries and ladybug316 'cuz they likes it like dat. :D

Miss me!  Or something.