agreed.


i smite howard for doubting it.


I smite Belle du Jour for not capitalising Howard's name.  Nally too.  :D

SOMEBODY SMITE MEHHH!


http://www.blockbuster.co.uk/bbimages/UK/Glossy/June06/DreamTeam/TheMask.jpg

:D

I smite Midas because he asked for it.

I smite Midas for that pic of the Mask.... Jim Carey was annoying in the movie.


I
I agree, I'll smite Shacks Train as well.  He's gonna pass Howard up quickly in smites if he isn't careful.  ;)  ;D



you could be right.



He might beat me.



I smite Howard for not boosting his odds of ShT passing him by in smites by taking the opportunity to smite ShT himself

I also smite Tia because I'm jealous....


i've gassed up maria twice, each time it's cost less than four dollars. ;D i like to buy premium gas.

I smite Midas because I hate Jim Carey.

I too will smite ShT

Should I smite Howard as well? Hmmm no not today.

I smite Midas because I hate Jim Carey.

I too will smite ShT

Should I smite Howard as well? Hmmm no not today.


too early in the morning.

New day, I smithe ShT.

new day,I smite Dag.

Wednesday already?! I smite Howard. :D

Wednesday already?! I smite Howard. :D


I'm smitten.  :(

I smite Midas because I hate Jim Carey.



I smite Midas for that pic of the Mask.... Jim Carey was annoying in the movie.


I smite snoz & Gis for misspelling Jim Carrey's last name. :P

Let's ROCK this joint!  :D

I smite snoz & Gis for misspelling Jim Carrey's last name. :P

Let's ROCK this joint!  :D



Maybe he's the one who spells it wrong.... I smite yo.....oh wait I can't yet.  ;D

New day, I smite ShT.

New day, I smite ShT.


I'll have to smite him too.

I supersmite ShT (and I hope it stings).

I will also smite Midas for Snoz

i smite the a.c. in my office for being too cold and the a.c. in my house for being too noisy.

I smite whoever decided to cancel the outdoor concert last night "because of the threat of thunder storms".  We had a great dry night having a picnic on the field anyway!

I smite the tooth fairy for hiding the dollar inside James's pillow case and confusing the heck out of me this morning!

I smite ShT from the very bottom of my soul!


and since Howard did too...Howard gets a pass from me.....and karma ....

I smite ShT from the very bottom of my soul!



wow. that's some harsh smiting!
http://www.geocities.com/stationops/graphics/smite.jpg

wow. that's some harsh smiting!
http://www.geocities.com/stationops/graphics/smite.jpg


yeah I think you missed the exchange we had this morning because Chucky deleted the thread....


Hey can I smite Chucky...I mean I was rather proud of myself and all...

I smite ShT from the very bottom of my soul!


and since Howard did too...Howard gets a pass from me.....and karma ....


Thanks.  :)

Thanks.  :)


you're welcome.

Karma returned.  ;)

Karma returned.  ;)


thank you

thank you


Welcome.  ;)

yeah I think you missed the exchange we had this morning because Chucky deleted the thread....


Hey can I smite Chucky...I mean I was rather proud of myself and all...
It was very impressive and I karma'd you for it!  ;D

I smite Tia for bugging me with one of his posts.

I don't know who I'll smite today.

I will smite ShT.  Assume this will happen daily...

ShT is smited again from me.

I will smite ShT.  Assume this will happen daily...


assuming.

I smite davester for adding a year to my age

and these stupid boards or my internet provider or whoever just caused the site to crap out

I will smite ShT.  Assume this will happen daily...


ditto...

I smite Howard and snozberries for spreading karma in this thread. :P  :D

I smite Howard and snozberries for spreading karma in this thread. :P   :D



you can't smite for spreading Karma. ::)

I smite Midas for being such a grump.

I smite ShT.

you can't smite for spreading Karma. ::)


I smite Howard for forgetting, yet again, that you can smite for whatever reason you want.


I smite ShT

I smite Howard and snozberries for spreading karma in this thread. :P  :D



I smite you back....and no karma for you!


new day new ShmiTe

I smite Midas for being such a grump.



I smite ladybug cuz it wasn't even about her. :D

I smite the rest of the smite club members 'cuz I'll be gone for a week and everybody deserves some.  Getcha some!

I smite Howard for forgetting, yet again, that you can smite for whatever reason you want.


I smite ShT


What's to smite for?

What's to smite for?


Mostly for fun.

New day, I smite ShT.

ShT

I smite ladybug cuz it wasn't even about her. :D

I smite the rest of the smite club members 'cuz I'll be gone for a week and everybody deserves some.  Getcha some!
See?  Midas + Grump = Smite!

...And ShT.

See?  Midas + Grump = Smite!



How does :D = Grump?  I don't see it. :P

I smite ladybug for fun because if her equation is true, then

Smite! - Grump = Midas  :D ;D

I smite Midas for smiting ladybug

I'm smiting Sh T for assuming that our downloads aren't worthy.

I'm also smiting Henk because I haven't done it this week.  He'll surely accuse me of being behind. ::)

I'm also smiting Henk because I haven't done it this week.  He'll surely accuse me of being behind. ::)


I would never accuse you of being behind. I'll have to smite you for thinking those terrible, saddening things of me. :\'(

















Now slacking, on the other hand... ::)

I smite Midas for smiting me whilst i wasn't here to defend it.

I would never accuse you of being behind. I'll have to smite you for thinking those terrible, saddening things of me. :\'(

















Now slacking, on the other hand... ::)


Yes, I admit it I am a slacker. :-[

I smite this young girl worker at Pathmark who thinks she's Queen Bitch all the time,she has an arrogance to her. >:(

I smite Midas for smiting ladybug
Thanks + Karma  :)

Monday again.  8-P I smite Monday.

Monday again.  8-P I smite Monday.


I smite the Monday rain.  8-P

I smite this young girl worker at Pathmark who thinks she's Queen Bitch all the time,she has an arrogance to her. >:(


I'm smiting the bitch too.  Cause I can't stand Queen Bitches. 8-P

I smite the clothes shop I've just been in for making me feel old.

I smite Vaughn for acting like a little demon today! >:(

I smite the idiot that broke the fountain at the park so the kids couldn't play in it.

I smite Monday

I smite ShT

I'm smiting the bitch too.  Cause I can't stand Queen Bitches. 8-P


Thanks for smiting her.

I'm smiting the park service at Gettysburg battlefield.  The new visitors center sucks.

whew I almost missed my smite of ShT today.

I'm smiting this worker at Pathmark who is always on her cellphone,wearing a gadget that makes you look like Spock and smokes most of the time. >:(

I'm smiting this worker at Pathmark who is always on her cellphone,wearing a gadget that makes you look like Spock and smokes most of the time. >:(


Aw, did she turn you down?

ShT smite!

I feel the need to smite someone..............

I feel the need to smite someone..............
You may smite me, I don't mind.

I smite Tam cross-country style so she remembers us :D


Of course I could never forget this place Midas.... you lookin for me to smite ya??!!??!!


I smite TamTam for not putting out a current smite tally lately. :D


Just itching for me to smite ya, aren't ya??!!??!!


OK, here the tally, as of June 22, 2008

Members:

Badfinger-Fan  48
Belle du Jour    49
Bookmistress4ever  54
Dagwood  56
Foo Bar    37
Gis  11
Henk  23
Howard  120
Jessica Rabbit  54
Karen  47
Ladybug316  51
Meat  46
Midas  93
Red Ant  50
Reynolds1863  44
Rice Cube  43
Snozberries  47
Thereshegoes  39
Tia  64
Tam  56

......


Patty's got my back Midas!!!! So you can kiss my ...... wait!!!!! You just might like that too much!!! ;D ;D


I smite Tam because she was looking for 57. :D


Dood - seriously? 8) :D

FINE THEN!!!!
http://www.e-clairebuttons.com/imgs/smitebuttonbz.gif



this made laugh...oops I karma'd you... oh well a revenge smite will even things out ;)



I smite Belle du Jour for smiting herself


And I smite Badfinger Fan for not catching it.  ;D


I smite saver because its been awhile

and I smite Shacks Train x10 because I have wanted too last 10 times I was logged on to the site but never managed to do so.

I smite who ever started the fire in Goleta because my phone has been ringing non-stop and the officers are too busy to get me food & give me bathroom breaks.

I smite Howard on principle  ;)

I smite greenjello for not having more choices in the "best series finale" poll

I smite all the major network executives for the latest influx of lame reality shows 
big uber smites for any contestant on I Survived a Japanese Game Show, Wipeout, Celebrity Circus...especially Chris Knight for breaking arm for the entertain-not. (But not Stacy Dash or Antonio Sabato Jr.)

I smite the girl on Babyborrowers who refused to wear the pregnancy belly,
I smite her boyfriend for wearing it instead.
I smite the angry teen who got mad because the baby wouldn't eat,
and I smite the girl who got mad for because her boyfriend (who doesn't want to have kids yet anyway) bonded with the baby and she did not.


I smite Midas because the song No Diggity has been stuck in my head since reading his quote a few pages back

I smite Henk because he needs to catch up

I smite ninny also for taking away my high scores instead of going after whistledog's

Oh and one final big steaming Smite for Shacks Train for dissing Dirty Dancing....that's right I broke the rules I multi smited someone and said why!  8)






I smite snoz for giving reason to those who are not in the club!!! ^

I smite Dagny, just because she has posted so dang much since I have been away that I have barely any chance of catching up! ;D

I smite Reynolds - only because at quick glance, her avatar looks like DD! :o >:( ;D

I smite Rice and Jess, because I feel the need!!!!

I smite Gis, just because this coming Thursday she will get tons of karma - so I wanna even her out!!! ;D ;D



There is more to come but let me get this count updated!!! :D ;D

I smite Tam for her lack of knowledge and appreciation for Monty Python.

I also smite Midas cause he's probably a better DJ than I am.

I smite Tam for her lack of knowledge and appreciation for Monty Python.



Haha! Thanks Girl!
Now, I ,ust catch up since the only one I have ever really watched is The Meaning of Life! ;)

Haha! Thanks Girl!
Now, I ,ust catch up since the only one I have ever really watched is The Meaning of Life! ;)


You've gotta see The Rutles.  It's the funniest parody of the Beatles I've ever seen.  Think you'll like it.

New Update!!!

Members:

Badfinger-Fan  54
Belle du Jour    57
Bookmistress4ever  59
Dagwood  65
Foo Bar    40
Gis  21
Henk  34
Howard  143
Jessica Rabbit  58
Karen  50
Ladybug316  61
Meat  49
Midas  111
Red Ant  54
Reynolds1863  54
Rice Cube  47
Snozberries  54
Thereshegoes  43
Tia  76
Tam  61

Everyone else:

Adagio 9
Al-B  1
Arc  2
Australian80schild 2
azx1210 1       
Babooshka 1                 
Bill 1
BlueMolly2006 1
Bobby 2
Bobby36 1
Brian 2
Catwoman 1
ChuckyG 4
claybricks 1
Coco pup 4
Davester 2
DD (?) 7
Debbie 3
DelRio  1
Doc Brown 4
digger 4
Dude111 5
gibbo 2
greenjello 1
Good Gal  1
gypsy road 2
hawktheslayer 2
jacks 1
jessssbeans 2
johnny5alive 4
ladyhawk 1
Macphisto 2
Marian 3
Marty McFly 7
Maxwell Smart  1
Mickey D 2
midnite 3
Mr. Mister 10
Nally 12
Never Duplicated 2
Ninny 7
philip eno 21
quirk 1
Sammy Reed 2
Satan’s Dad 7
saver 26
Shacks Train 49
Sharky 2
Star500 2
stepchan 1
Trimac20 2
whistledog 3
woops. 6
VegettoVa90 7
YO DADDY 1

Kid with square wheel
Meat’s mother and grandmother 2
Ronald McDonald 2
Robin 5
Chelsea Clinton 2
Nicole Ritchie 2
Paris Hilton 2
Cinnabon 2
Amtrak 2
Snoz's wireless router 1
Whole Foods Hot Buffet Chef 1
Rachel Ray 1
May 2008 Playboy Centerfold 1
College loan people 1
AOL News 1
Woman operating the dishwasher 1
Whiny kid in Dagwood's carpool 2
The *&^%£% that cut Babooska up at the traffic lights this afternoon 1
Whoever caused the power cut here last night during CSI 1
The Girl Scouts who asked karen if she was over 40  3
The person that cancelled Belle du Jour's 9 am appointment after she was already there  1
Those girls, in front of Howard in a Dunkin Donuts shop, carrying Victoria's Secret bags looking all bubbly and too happy    2
Bookmistress4ever's downstairs neighbor for having a loud party 1
Howard’s crowded people on a crowded bus 1
The endless (selfish) drivers who would not let Babooska out of her street onto the main road today (endlessly smitten)
Empty people on an empty bus  1
Any other voyeurs  (those in the club that read and don't smite.)  1
The dopey and dumb Jessica Simpson and  her even dumber husband for being arguably the stupidest 'celebrity' couple to ever appear on TV  1
Their British counterparts, Katie and Peter  1
Co-workers at Pathmark  1
Peter, because he's definitely on a par with Jessica Simpson’s husband in the jerk stakes  1
Jessica Rabbit’s sister’s friend  1
Trolls  1
David Hasselhoff for being a complete and utter ***  1
Britney Spears  1
This heat wave  1
Whoever is the stoopid BBC censor responsible for bleeping out the word 'Drug' then keeping in the words 'on Speeddial' on NICKELBACK'S - Rockstar, talk about getting things muddled  1
The hot weather  1
The thunderstorm that came through here about a hour ago and left penny-size hail on my balcony  1
The little girl in this picture because she's probably screaming at a high octave  1

Henk’s bicycle  1
Dagwood’s vacation  1
Smiterman  1
Midas’ girlfriend's friend for making him get up at the asscrack of dawn this morning to help her move before it got to 110F today  1
The sun  1
The guys putting siding on Dagwood’s house  1
The Department Of Transportation  1
Russia  1
The customer who almost cursed Howard out cause there were no carts today  1
Governor Ed Rendell 1
DD Parents 1
Quirk's Aunt Renee 1
Quirk's Ice Cream Man 1
Quirk's sisters 1
Anyone named Debbie 1
Patty's Police Officer 1
Major Network Exec's 1
Baby Borrowers et la.  4
Monday 7
Monday Rain 1
Patty's Kitty Fleas 2
The A/C in Belle's office 1
The A/C in Belle's House 1
Karen's cancelled outdoor concert officials 1
Karen's Tooth Fairy 1
The cause of Karen's computer/site crap out 1
Queen Bitch at Pathmark 2
Another bitch at Pathmark 1
Gis' clothes shop 1
Quirk's Vaughn 1
Dag's park fountain idiot 1
Gettysburg Battlefield Park Service 1



You've gotta see The Rutles.  It's the funniest parody of the Beatles I've ever seen.  Think you'll like it.


I will be sure to check it out!!! ;) 8)

New Update!!!

Members:

Badfinger-Fan   54
Belle du Jour    57
Bookmistress4ever  59
Dagwood   65
Foo Bar    40
Gis  21
Henk   34
Howard   143
Jessica Rabbit  58
Karen   50
Ladybug316  61
Meat   49
Midas  111
Red Ant   54
Reynolds1863   54
Rice Cube   47
Snozberries   54
Thereshegoes   43
Tia   76
Tam   61

Everyone else:

Adagio 9
Al-B  1
Arc  2
Australian80schild 2
azx1210 1       
Babooshka 1                   
Bill 1
BlueMolly2006 1
Bobby 2
Bobby36 1
Brian 2
Catwoman 1
ChuckyG 4
claybricks 1
Coco pup 4
Davester 2
DD (?) 7
Debbie 3
DelRio  1
Doc Brown 4
digger 4
Dude111 5
gibbo 2
greenjello 1
Good Gal  1
gypsy road 2
hawktheslayer 2
jacks 1
jessssbeans 2
johnny5alive 4
ladyhawk 1
Macphisto 2
Marian 3
Marty McFly 7
Maxwell Smart  1
Mickey D 2
midnite 3
Mr. Mister 10
Nally 12
Never Duplicated 2
Ninny 7
philip eno 21
quirk 1
Sammy Reed 2
Satan’s Dad 7
saver 26
Shacks Train 49
Sharky 2
Star500 2
stepchan 1
Trimac20 2
whistledog 3
woops. 6
VegettoVa90 7
YO DADDY 1

Kid with square wheel
Meat’s mother and grandmother 2
Ronald McDonald 2
Robin 5
Chelsea Clinton 2
Nicole Ritchie 2
Paris Hilton 2
Cinnabon 2
Amtrak 2
Snoz's wireless router 1
Whole Foods Hot Buffet Chef 1
Rachel Ray 1
May 2008 Playboy Centerfold 1
College loan people 1
AOL News 1
Woman operating the dishwasher 1
Whiny kid in Dagwood's carpool 2
The *&^%£% that cut Babooska up at the traffic lights this afternoon 1
Whoever caused the power cut here last night during CSI 1
The Girl Scouts who asked karen if she was over 40   3
The person that cancelled Belle du Jour's 9 am appointment after she was already there  1
Those girls, in front of Howard in a Dunkin Donuts shop, carrying Victoria's Secret bags looking all bubbly and too happy    2
Bookmistress4ever's downstairs neighbor for having a loud party 1
Howard’s crowded people on a crowded bus 1
The endless (selfish) drivers who would not let Babooska out of her street onto the main road today (endlessly smitten)
Empty people on an empty bus  1
Any other voyeurs  (those in the club that read and don't smite.)  1
The dopey and dumb Jessica Simpson and  her even dumber husband for being arguably the stupidest 'celebrity' couple to ever appear on TV  1
Their British counterparts, Katie and Peter  1
Co-workers at Pathmark  1
Peter, because he's definitely on a par with Jessica Simpson’s husband in the jerk stakes  1
Jessica Rabbit’s sister’s friend  1
Trolls  1
David Hasselhoff for being a complete and utter ***   1
Britney Spears  1
This heat wave  1
Whoever is the stoopid BBC censor responsible for bleeping out the word 'Drug' then keeping in the words 'on Speeddial' on NICKELBACK'S - Rockstar, talk about getting things muddled   1
The hot weather  1
The thunderstorm that came through here about a hour ago and left penny-size hail on my balcony  1
The little girl in this picture because she's probably screaming at a high octave  1

Henk’s bicycle  1
Dagwood’s vacation  1
Smiterman   1
Midas’ girlfriend's friend for making him get up at the asscrack of dawn this morning to help her move before it got to 110F today  1
The sun  1
The guys putting siding on Dagwood’s house  1
The Department Of Transportation  1
Russia   1
The customer who almost cursed Howard out cause there were no carts today  1
Governor Ed Rendell 1
DD Parents 1
Quirk's Aunt Renee 1
Quirk's Ice Cream Man 1
Quirk's sisters 1
Anyone named Debbie 1
Patty's Police Officer 1
Major Network Exec's 1
Baby Borrowers et la.  4
Monday 7
Monday Rain 1
Patty's Kitty Fleas 2
The A/C in Belle's office 1
The A/C in Belle's House 1
Karen's cancelled outdoor concert officials 1
Karen's Tooth Fairy 1
The cause of Karen's computer/site crap out 1
Queen Bitch at Pathmark 2
Another bitch at Pathmark 1
Gis' clothes shop 1
Quirk's Vaughn 1
Dag's park fountain idiot 1
Gettysburg Battlefield Park Service 1


I will be sure to check it out!!! ;) 8)



hahaha....this list cracked me up! ;D

Henk’s bicycle  1



You wanna know something really funny...?























I don't even have a bike!  ;D

Here Henk, this is "your" bike.  lol  I found it earlier in the thread.  :P




You wanna know something really funny...?























I don't even have a bike!  ;D



I want to smite my bicycle
I want to smite my bike
I want to smite my bicycle
I want to smite it where I like


:P

Here Henk, this is "your" bike.  lol  I found it earlier in the thread.   :P




Oh, I know where  when I smote it alright...But even back then, I didn't own a bike. So basically...I don't know what I was smiting at the time. :D

I want to smite my bicycle
I want to smite my bike
I want to smite my bicycle
I want to smite it where I like


:P


Hmmm..... Queen's "Bicycle" huh?
I smite Henk for not remembering why he did a small parody to this song, and not remembering that he didn't own a bike.... thus making the parody pointless ::) ;D

Hmmm..... Queen's "Bicycle" huh?
I smite Henk for not remembering why he did a small parody to this song, and not remembering that he didn't own a bike.... thus making the parody pointless ::) ;D


I remember thinking at the time that it related to a holiday he'd been on or a day trip or something.  :-\\  It made sense in relation to soemthing Henk had been telling us about!

Hmmm..... Queen's "Bicycle" huh?
I smite Henk for not remembering why he did a small parody to this song, and not remembering that he didn't own a bike.... thus making the parody pointless ::) ;D



I remember thinking at the time that it related to a holiday he'd been on or a day trip or something.   :-\\  It made sense in relation to soemthing Henk had been telling us about!


The only reason I did this parody was because "ride" is easily replaced by "smite". It just popped up, that's all.

On the same lines: I was also thinking of introducing the term "smite-a**" instead of "smart-a**".  :P


And because all this explaining is:

a. pointless,
b. making me very tired,
c. superfluous,
d. threadjacking,
e. smite-a**y,
f. all of the above

...I smite you (Tam), Patty and karen. Now Take That And Party. ;D :D

I take my smite and lob it back to you.  lol  I kind of like this tennis match!

I'm gonna party like it's...um...1989 (since I had much more energy back then).  :D

The only reason I did this parody was because "ride" is easily replaced by "smite". It just popped up, that's all.

On the same lines: I was also thinking of introducing the term "smite-a**" instead of "smart-a**".  :P


And because all this explaining is:

a. pointless,
b. making me very tired,
c. superfluous,
d. threadjacking,
e. smite-a**y,
f. all of the above

...I smite you (Tam), Patty and karen. Now Take That And Party. ;D :D


Someone's a SMITE-ASS aren't they?? ;D

Good thing I already smited you today....  ;) 8)

The only reason I did this parody was because "ride" is easily replaced by "smite". It just popped up, that's all.

On the same lines: I was also thinking of introducing the term "smite-a**" instead of "smart-a**".  :P


And because all this explaining is:

a. pointless,
b. making me very tired,
c. superfluous,
d. threadjacking,
e. smite-a**y,
f. all of the above

...I smite you (Tam), Patty and karen. Now Take That And Party. ;D :D


I deserved it.  I was sad enough to go back through your old posts trying to find one about a cycling trip that went wrong!

Aw, did she turn you down?


no,she's just an asshead and a snobbish bitch. >:(

New Update!!!

Members:

Badfinger-Fan   54
Belle du Jour    57
Bookmistress4ever  59
Dagwood   65
Foo Bar    40
Gis  21
Henk   34
Howard   143
Jessica Rabbit  58
Karen   50
Ladybug316  61
Meat   49
Midas  111
Red Ant   54
Reynolds1863   54
Rice Cube   47
Snozberries   54
Thereshegoes   43
Tia   76
Tam   61

Everyone else:

Adagio 9
Al-B  1
Arc  2
Australian80schild 2
azx1210 1       
Babooshka 1                   
Bill 1
BlueMolly2006 1
Bobby 2
Bobby36 1
Brian 2
Catwoman 1
ChuckyG 4
claybricks 1
Coco pup 4
Davester 2
DD (?) 7
Debbie 3
DelRio  1
Doc Brown 4
digger 4
Dude111 5
gibbo 2
greenjello 1
Good Gal  1
gypsy road 2
hawktheslayer 2
jacks 1
jessssbeans 2
johnny5alive 4
ladyhawk 1
Macphisto 2
Marian 3
Marty McFly 7
Maxwell Smart  1
Mickey D 2
midnite 3
Mr. Mister 10
Nally 12
Never Duplicated 2
Ninny 7
philip eno 21
quirk 1
Sammy Reed 2
Satan’s Dad 7
saver 26
Shacks Train 49
Sharky 2
Star500 2
stepchan 1
Trimac20 2
whistledog 3
woops. 6
VegettoVa90 7
YO DADDY 1

Kid with square wheel
Meat’s mother and grandmother 2
Ronald McDonald 2
Robin 5
Chelsea Clinton 2
Nicole Ritchie 2
Paris Hilton 2
Cinnabon 2
Amtrak 2
Snoz's wireless router 1
Whole Foods Hot Buffet Chef 1
Rachel Ray 1
May 2008 Playboy Centerfold 1
College loan people 1
AOL News 1
Woman operating the dishwasher 1
Whiny kid in Dagwood's carpool 2
The *&^%£% that cut Babooska up at the traffic lights this afternoon 1
Whoever caused the power cut here last night during CSI 1
The Girl Scouts who asked karen if she was over 40   3
The person that cancelled Belle du Jour's 9 am appointment after she was already there  1
Those girls, in front of Howard in a Dunkin Donuts shop, carrying Victoria's Secret bags looking all bubbly and too happy    2
Bookmistress4ever's downstairs neighbor for having a loud party 1
Howard’s crowded people on a crowded bus 1
The endless (selfish) drivers who would not let Babooska out of her street onto the main road today (endlessly smitten)
Empty people on an empty bus  1
Any other voyeurs  (those in the club that read and don't smite.)  1
The dopey and dumb Jessica Simpson and  her even dumber husband for being arguably the stupidest 'celebrity' couple to ever appear on TV  1
Their British counterparts, Katie and Peter  1
Co-workers at Pathmark  1
Peter, because he's definitely on a par with Jessica Simpson’s husband in the jerk stakes  1
Jessica Rabbit’s sister’s friend  1
Trolls  1
David Hasselhoff for being a complete and utter ***   1
Britney Spears  1
This heat wave  1
Whoever is the stoopid BBC censor responsible for bleeping out the word 'Drug' then keeping in the words 'on Speeddial' on NICKELBACK'S - Rockstar, talk about getting things muddled   1
The hot weather  1
The thunderstorm that came through here about a hour ago and left penny-size hail on my balcony  1
The little girl in this picture because she's probably screaming at a high octave  1

Henk’s bicycle  1
Dagwood’s vacation  1
Smiterman   1
Midas’ girlfriend's friend for making him get up at the asscrack of dawn this morning to help her move before it got to 110F today  1
The sun  1
The guys putting siding on Dagwood’s house  1
The Department Of Transportation  1
Russia   1
The customer who almost cursed Howard out cause there were no carts today  1
Governor Ed Rendell 1
DD Parents 1
Quirk's Aunt Renee 1
Quirk's Ice Cream Man 1
Quirk's sisters 1
Anyone named Debbie 1
Patty's Police Officer 1
Major Network Exec's 1
Baby Borrowers et la.  4
Monday 7
Monday Rain 1
Patty's Kitty Fleas 2
The A/C in Belle's office 1
The A/C in Belle's House 1
Karen's cancelled outdoor concert officials 1
Karen's Tooth Fairy 1
The cause of Karen's computer/site crap out 1
Queen Bitch at Pathmark 2
Another bitch at Pathmark 1
Gis' clothes shop 1
Quirk's Vaughn 1
Dag's park fountain idiot 1
Gettysburg Battlefield Park Service 1


I will be sure to check it out!!! ;) 8)


Wow,I'm in the lead. ;D

I smite Henk for being a smart arse and also for quoting Take That.

I smite Howard for boasting of his smite lead.

I smite Tia because it's a new week.

I smite Gis, just because this coming Thursday she will get tons of karma - so I wanna even her out!!! ;D ;D



Whatever can you mean??  ::) The way my memory has gone today I won't remember one smite from another, poor old dear.  ;D

I smite ShT.

I smite ShT.
Smite away, I'll join you in that.

I smite Henk for being a smart arse and also for quoting Take That.

I smite Howard for boasting of his smite lead.

I smite Tia because it's a new week.


Oh Man,I got smitten.  :(

I smite ShT

Oh yeah and I smite Tam because I wasn't explaining why I was smiting non-members I was venting!  ;D

Oh yeah and I smite Tam because I wasn't explaining why I was smiting non-members I was venting!  ;D




Venting.... explaining... 6 of 12, half dozen of another! ;D
And just for that I'll smite ya right back! ;)

Venting.... explaining... 6 of 12, half dozen of another! ;D
And just for that I'll smite ya right back! ;)

YAY! I Got smited

YAY! I Got smited
You want smite? I give you smite!  ;)

smite ya back!  ;D

I smite ShT

I smite Howard to keep him in lead

I smite Midas for having the guts to go on vacation

I smite ShT

I smite Howard to keep him in lead

I smite Midas for having the guts to go on vacation




What does the winner get with most smites?

What does the winner get with most smites?


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YAY!  ;D

Whatever can you mean??  ::) The way my memory has gone today I won't remember one smite from another, poor old dear.  ;D

Gee.... I don't know.
Perhaps my mind is as old as yours..... ;) 8)

I smite Ben and Jerry

I smite Ben and Jerry


But they have very good Ice Cream,Why?  ???

I smite Mother Nature's thermostat. 


heat is good, but 80 at 7am is a bit much.

Haven't smitten anyone in a long while so...

I smite saver

and I smite Howard

Haven't smitten anyone in a long while so...

I smite saver

and I smite Howard


Why do you smite me?

I smite Mother Nature's thermostat. 


heat is good, but 80 at 7am is a bit much.


I smite Mother Nature too.

I smite ShT

New day.....

I smith ShT

ShT gets another from me.

I smite Shannon. She knows why. ::)

I smite Shannon. She knows why. ::)
Geez, you even beat me to the smite!!

I smite Henk for typing faster than me!

I smite Shannon. She knows why. ::)



Geez, you even beat me to the smite!!

I smite Henk for typing faster than me!


I smite both of you because I don't know why...

I smite both of you because I don't know why...


well now I know why..... but my smite still stands because you both beat me to it!

Why do you smite me?


lol Just because it's Thursday and I don't want ShacksTrain to pass you up in smite plus sometimes I lose patience and I should just ignore stuff instead of getting frustrated by it.  That is all well and good, besides ain't nothing wrong with a little smite between friends.  ;)

I smite GWBush2004 for being a blood thirsty wanna be Texan. 8-P

lol Just because it's Thursday and I don't want ShacksTrain to pass you up in smite plus sometimes I lose patience and I should just ignore stuff instead of getting frustrated by it.  That is all well and good, besides ain't nothing wrong with a little smite between friends.   ;)


It's All Rite (To Smite All Night) , Patty...and Howard. So here's some smite for you. All free. :)

It's All Rite (To Smite All Night) , Patty...and Howard. So here's some smite for you. All free. :)


Thank you kind sir!  ;)  Let me return the favor.  A smite in turn.  ;D

well now I know why..... but my smite still stands because you both beat me to it!


And for that, you get smitten.

..Smited.


..Smote.




...whatever. :P

It's All Rite (To Smite All Night) , Patty...and Howard. So here's some smite for you. All free. :)


YAY! Free Smite. ;D

YAY! Free Smite. ;D
You're not smite-free from me!  I smite Howard.

I also smite Snozberries because she wasn't here early enough to know why I smote Henk  ;D

You're not smite-free from me!  I smite Howard.

I also smite Snozberries because she wasn't here early enough to know why I smote Henk  ;D


Damn,LB,When does this smiting end already?  :o :P

Damn,LB,When does this smiting end already?  :o :P
It does not end.  That's what this club is for.  Generally, the smite you get is not mean-spririted so don't take it so hard.

...Now, as always, I smite ShT.

I smite Howard for calling me a drunk.



I smite snoz for not sharing it whatever it is with us all.

I smite Henk because revenge is a dish best served cold and I think 24 hours is cold enough.

I smite ladybug for picking on my not "getting here" early enough when her initial problem was not getting her answer in the Name the Song & Group thread before Henk.....in other words she was not "early" enough either.

I smite Henk because revenge is a dish best served cold and I think 24 hours is cold enough.

I smite ladybug for picking on my not "getting here" early enough when her initial problem was not getting her answer in the Name the Song & Group thread before Henk.....in other words she was not "early" enough either.


Touche.  ;D

Touche.  ;D


;D  at first I thought it said  touchy!  ;D

jellyfish. I smite them!

I smite VeggioVa90 for acting like an ass wipe in one of my 80's threads. >:(

I smite Howard for calling me a drunk.



I smite snoz for not sharing it whatever it is with us all.




Ok,I'm sorry can you take back a smite?  :(

;D  at first I thought it said  touchy!   ;D
If there is an accent mark, I can't find it!  Hell, I can't even figure out how to extract a quote from a post...

I smite Starbucks for closing down some of their chains.

If there is an accent mark, I can't find it!  Hell, I can't even figure out how to extract a quote from a post...


lol I just click reply with quote and then cut what I don't want and copy what's left

Hell, I can't even figure out how to extract a quote from a post...


It takes a little bit of work, but once you get the hang of it, it's easy.  ;)

Let's use snoz's longer post as an example:

Say I wanna quote something she said in the first sentence, then add a reply, then quote something in her second sentence...

First: Hit "insert quote"
Second: you will now see in the reply box bracket.

Third:  Go ahead and paste it at the beginning of the what you want from her post,  then scan thru the rest of her reply and see if there is something else in there you want to comment on.  There is?  OK,  move down to where the next quote is, and paste the same thing there  so it should say

Fourth: Now you have to go and cut and paste the end of that (what we call in computer geek language as "tag") which on this board is this:


For every beginning tag you have to have an ending tag.  Just the way it works.

So everytime that you used the

Fifth: Now very carefully, insert some blank lines in there between the first   and the next

I smite Henk because revenge is a dish best served cold and I think 24 hours is cold enough.

I smite ladybug for picking on my not "getting here" early enough when her initial problem was not getting her answer in the Name the Song & Group thread before Henk.....in other words she was not "early" enough either.





And this is how it looks if I do all the rest of the stuff above:



I smite Henk because revenge is a dish best served cold and I think 24 hours is cold enough.

I agree, revenge should be served cold, for it tastes too odd if you heat it up.  :D


I smite ladybug for picking on my not "getting here" early enough when her initial problem was not getting her answer in the Name the Song & Group thread before Henk.....in other words she was not "early" enough either.



I'm never early for anything (except for when I was born), I don't think this body is incapable to get anywhere early.


Hope this lesson in computer nerdom was clear, if not then... SMITE ME.  :D