I'm smiting Maxwell Smart, why?  I have my reason. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/11/angryfire.gif

I just came to see someone get smited. I like to watch  ::) 

I just came to see someone get smited. I like to watch  ::) 


I'll smite you for watching someone get smited. ;D

I just came to see someone get smited. I like to watch  ::) 


I smite any other voyeurs  (those in the club that read and don't smite.)

I smite the dopey and dumb Jessica Simpson and  her even dumber husband for being arguably the stupidest 'celebrity' couple to ever appear on TV. Can anyone really be so stupid, so naturally??


::)
;D
::)

I smite the dopey and dumb Jessica Simpson and  her even dumber husband for being arguably the stupidest 'celebrity' couple to ever appear on TV. Can anyone really be so stupid, so naturally??


::)
;D
::)

OK, I'll Karma you for that because I agree, but must add their British counterparts Katie and Peter to the smite list.

I smite Midas for obvious reasons.



(makes note to no longer invite him for his quizzes) :P


I smite Henk for no more quiz invitations  :\'( :P

OK, I'll Karma you for that because I agree, but must add their British counterparts Katie and Peter to the smite list.


I dunno... David Beckham and Victoria aren't looking all that bright either, but who am I to say?  They have thousands of times more money then I ever will...so who's the dumb one?  ;D

I'll smite you for watching someone get smited. ;D
I guess I had that coming to me


I smite any other voyeurs  (those in the club that read and don't smite.)
I had that coming to me too

I smite Al_B cuz he's tough and can take it

I'll smite co-workers at Pathmark.

I smite Arc

:) Thank you Ms Ladybug for that and yes absolutely, but I'm only gonna smite Peter cos he's definitely on a par with Simpsons husband in the jerk stakes, but Katie is quite the clever businesswoman and great mum despite her tarty image.
JS and dumbo are currently featuring in a docu  ::) on British telly (TMF) detailing their ridiculously lavish but morally bankrupt lives, eg buying a pair of Egyptian cotton sheets for $1800.. it doesn't get more stoopid than that   ;D

I smite Howard for helping push this to page 2.

I smite Philip Eno.  Nally too.

Betta watch out peeps, 'cuz I might smite YOU!  :D

Girl, you know it's true.

Girl, you know it's true.


I smite Midas for quoting Milli Vanilli and getting that damn song stuck in my head.  Thanks alot.  >:( ;)

I smite Midas for quoting Milli Vanilli and getting that damn song stuck in my head.  Thanks alot.  >:( ;)


Me too! But at least it's driven out Mariah Carey's new song.

I smite my sister's friend!

I smite all the trolls!

I smite josh911!

And someone smite me because I've hit backspace a million times while typing this and I haven't even drunk that much yet! :P

Always happy to oblige.

I smite Jess typing like a drunkard

I smite Howard for helping push this to page 2.

I smite Philip Eno.  Nally too.

Betta watch out peeps, 'cuz I might smite YOU!  :D

Girl, you know it's true.


Pushing this to page 2 is not a reason to smite. ::)

Howard, you can smite for whatever reason you choose.

I smite Howard for questioning reasoning.

I second smite Jess for drunk typing without drinking. :D

And someone smite me because I've hit backspace a million times while typing this and I haven't even drunk that much yet! :P


I give a JessSmite cuz the Westside iz da best side.  8)

Howard, you can smite for whatever reason you choose.

I smite Howard for questioning reasoning.

I second smite Jess for drunk typing without drinking. :D


I smite you for answering my question.

I smite you for answering my question.


I smite Howard because an early smiter deserves an early smite. :D


Howard, you can smite for whatever reason you choose.



I smite Dagwood for the reason told to me by my dad..."because I SAID SO, that's why!"  :D :D ;D

I smite Dagwood for the reason told to me by my dad..."because I SAID SO, that's why!"  :D :D ;D


Well, then I smite Midas and he can't stop me.  :P  ;)  :D

Im smiting David Hasselhof for being a complete and utter ***

I smite Britney Spears for existing.

I'm also smiting Arc for giving her a reason to exist.

I smite Howard because an early smiter deserves an early smite

Then what's a late smite? ???

Then what's a late smite? ???


This one 'cuz it's after lunchtime for you!  :D

http://gamescene.com/gameimages/smitethee-med.gif

Please...somebody smite me because I took things too far in a stupid thread on an online message board and I let it get me upset in real life. 
Smite me very long and very hard.  I should know better then to get caught up in stupid arguments that there is no real end to. 

Please...somebody smite me because I took things too far in a stupid thread on an online message board and I let it get me upset in real life. 
Smite me very long and very hard.  I should know better then to get caught up in stupid arguments that there is no real end to. 


http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png
- XKCD, Duty Calls.

I smite bookmistress4ever because she said "better then" instead of "better than", and "real end to" when she meant "real need to".  (What do you want me to do, make the obvious one-liner?  Then she'd have never noticed those typos!)

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png
- XKCD, Duty Calls.

I smite bookmistress4ever because she said "better then" instead of "better than", and "real end to" when she meant "real need to".  (What do you want me to do, make the obvious one-liner?  Then she'd have never noticed those typos!)


Thanks Foo.  ;D That cartoon is PERFECT for my situation.  I should have gone to bed a hour ago, I told my husband I was coming to bed.  lol  yeah right.  Too wound up now to lay there and toss and turn and stew.

Thanks for the spelling correction, you can smite me tomorrow for my misspelling, although I actually DID mean real end to (as in an argument that never ends, which probably would have been a better way to say it.)

I smite this heat wave.

I smite all members of the smite club because i can't be arsed to come in and smite you all individually.

I smite Gis for being lazy.

I smite whoever is the stoopid BBC censor responsible for bleeping out the word 'Drug' then keeping in the words 'on Speeddial' on NICKELBACK'S - Rockstar, talk about getting things muddled

::)

I smite all members of the smite club because i can't be arsed to come in and smite you all individually.


Am I part of the smite club?

Am I part of the smite club?


Um, I think you are, Howard, since you smite people and stuff and things in here.

I smite you for asking. :D

I smite Marty McFly.

Thanks Foo.  ;D That cartoon is PERFECT for my situation.


We've all been there.


Thanks for the spelling correction, you can smite me tomorrow for my misspelling, although I actually DID mean real end to (as in an argument that never ends, which probably would have been a better way to say it.)


Or you could smite me for getting it wrong when it was patently obvious to any sentient being that you meant "end", as in, an argument that never ends, which would have been a more lengthy and convoluted way to say it, which would have been wholly unnecessary to anyone except this guy Foo Bar who read every word you typed looking for typos, but didn't understand a word of it...

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/4622/ia3yp.jpg

...you know, like in an Internet argument!

- XKCD, Duty Calls.


Thanks for linking to this, I'm enjoying reading them.  They're awesome.


which would have been a more lengthy and convoluted way to say it, which would have been wholly unnecessary to anyone except this guy Foo Bar who read every word you typed looking for typos, but didn't understand a word of it...
...you know, like in an Internet argument!


*shrugs her shoulders*  No worries...we all have our hobbies.  ;D lol  I really should be more grammar conscious and not be TOO lazy to use the spell check, I mean, it's got a cute little button right there...but I rarely use it (only on special occasions such as now when I know I'm being especially annoying to English majors/grammar/spelling police).  (That was not an insult, really!)  ;)  ;D 

How about I karamel ya instead of smiting you?  Although that may be against the laws of this particular thread.  ;D

I better smite something quick to stay in the good graces of...whomever.  lol 

Uh... I smite the hot weather because I don't look good or feel good sweating.  (Never let them see you sweat)  ;)
I smite the thunderstorm that came through here about a hour ago and left penny-size hail on my balcony.  (Although it was kinda cool)

Um, I think you are, Howard, since you smite people and stuff and things in here.

I smite you for asking. :D

I smite Marty McFly.


I only smite for spite.

I smite Foo Bar for not having an avatar.

I smite Foo Bar for not having an avatar.


Guilty as charged.  I've been here... how many years and never bothered to set one up?  No excuse for that sort of laziness.  And even knowing that, I still haven't fixed it :)

Guilty as charged.  I've been here... how many years and never bothered to set one up?  No excuse for that sort of laziness.  And even knowing that, I still haven't fixed it :)


one more month and we get to pick one for you! ::)

http://www.farscapegames.co.uk/ishop/images/1003/smite.jpg

I smite all smite club members for not smiting enough, thus finding this thread on page 3 of PPP.




http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/4622/ia3yp.jpg




I smite the little girl in this picture because she's probably screaming at a high octave. :P  And I'm mean like dat!

I smite all smite club members for not smiting enough, thus finding this thread on page 3 of PPP.

I smite the little girl in this picture because she's probably screaming at a high octave. :P  And I'm mean like dat!


I smite a lot.

I smite all the club members because I am back from vacation and need to share the misery. :D

I want to smite my bicycle
I want to smite my bike
I want to smite my bicycle
I want to smite it where I like


:P

I smite all the club members because I am back from vacation and need to share the misery. :D


I smite your vacation.

I want to smite my bicycle
I want to smite my bike
I want to smite my bicycle
I want to smite it where I like


:P

Sorry Henk, you are in voilation of the rules.  You can only smite something once per day.

I must smite you.

Sorry Henk, you are in voilation of the rules.  You can only smite something once per day.

I must smite you.


So that would be too much smiting?

So that would be too much smiting?


Definitely. You know the old saying: Once smitten, twice shy.


Hey - haven't smitten you in a long time. Here's one, for old times sake.



Sorry Henk, you are in voilation of the rules.  You can only smite something once per day.

I must smite you.


You don't know half of it... ;) That's why I smite you, Shannon.

I'll smite Smiterman. ;D (not Spiderman)

I'll smite Smiterman. ;D (not Spiderman)


I smite Howard 'cuz he's trying to secretly smite me.

I smite my girlfriend's friend for making me get up at the asscrack of dawn this morning to help her move before it got to 110F today. :P

I smite howard cuz it's fun.

I smite the sun.

I smite howard cuz it's fun.

I smite the sun.


smiting is fun?!?!  ???

I smite howard cuz it's fun.

I smite the sun.


I smite Belle du Jour for a rhyme so pure.  :D

I smite Midas for no valid reason. ;D

I smite Philip Eno.

I smite Howard cuz he's the guy at the top of this page. :P ;)

I smite Howard cuz he's the guy at the top of this page. :P ;)



Thanks a lot.  :( ::)

I'm smiting Thereshegoes for not saying hello to me. :\'(

Thanks a lot.  :( ::)


You're quite welcome. ;) :D

You're quite welcome. ;) :D



I smite Dagwood for no reason whatsoever.

saver

I smite Midas for no valid reason. ;D


I smite Jess 'cuz 'tis the season.  :D

I smite every member of this board 'cuz nobody's smited peeps since I smited yesterday. :P

I'm smiting Miidas for bitchin'.

I'm smiting Miidas for bitchin'.


I will smite you tomorrow for mistyping my name.  And that's totally bitchin'. :D

I smite every member of this board 'cuz nobody's smited peeps since I smited yesterday. :P


I smite your peeps.

I smite the guys putting siding on my house.  Does it really take more than a week to put up siding on my 14X80 trailer?  ::)

I smite The Department Of Transportation. >:(

I will smite you tomorrow for mistyping my name.  And that's totally bitchin'. :D


Typo, picky, picky picky. ::)

Typo, picky, picky picky. ::)




And there you go.  Schmite!  :D


I smite your peeps.


Kinky.

And there you go.  Schmite!  :D

Kinky.


What's so kinky about peeping your smite,I mean smiting your peeps?

What's so kinky about peeping your smite,I mean smiting your peeps?


That depends.

That depends.


depends on what? ::)

depends on what? ::)


Whether or not you roll your eyes at me.

I smite Howard for rolling his eyes at me. :D

Whether or not you roll your eyes at me.

I smite Howard for rolling his eyes at me. :D


I wasn't rolling my eyes.

I wasn't rolling my eyes.


Yeah ya did and I'll smite you tomorrow for lying.  I promise.

Midas my dear, it's been forever since you've been smotesmat so here you go!  :)

Yeah ya did and I'll smite you tomorrow for lying.  I promise.



Good,See if I care. :P

Good,See if I care. :P


I will!

I smite Howard for lying as promised.  :D


Midas my dear, it's been forever since you've been smotesmat so here you go!  :)


Spank you!

I smite TamTam for not putting out a current smite tally lately. :D

Good Smite thee!

smiting myself for never being here.

I smite Bell because you are not allowed to smite yourself. :P

I smite Dagwood for misspelling Belle dujour  ;D

I smite Dagwood for misspelling Belle dujour  ;D


Me too.  and I un-smite myself.

Sorry. ;)

I smite myself for not having the balls to talk to Kamika today when I had the chance(worker at Pathmark)for coffee. :(

Howard, you can't smite yourself so I smite you for breaking the rules.

Howard, you can't smite yourself so I smite you for breaking the rules.



Oh C'mon,shiit!  >:( :(

I smite myself for not having the balls to talk to Kamika today when I had the chance(worker at Pathmark)for coffee. :(


Is her name Tamika or Kamika?  You've called her both names.  It may help to make sure you call her by the right name.  ;D

Just talk to her like she's another friend.  :)

Is her name Tamika or Kamika?  You've called her both names.  It may help to make sure you call her by the right name.   ;D

Just talk to her like she's another friend.   :)



Kamika and I don't want to get too close to her sometimes because she smokes.I better talk to her this week before she goes on vacation in Jamaica,West Indies where she was born.

Oh C'mon,shiit!  >:( :(


I smite you for swearing about being smotesmatsmitten!


I smite Dagwood for misspelling Belle dujour  ;D


I smite bookie for pulling a nally. :D  But hey, even you didn't leave a space between du & Jour. :P :D ;D


Me too.  and I un-smite myself.


You can't un-smite yourself 'cuz you can't smite yourself!  :P  I smite Belle du Jour for causing mass confusion. :D

now this is a smite  http://bestsmileys.com/misbehaving/6.gif

I smite you for swearing about being smotesmatsmitten!

I smite bookie for pulling a nally. :D  But hey, even you didn't leave a space between du & Jour. :P :D ;D

You can't un-smite yourself 'cuz you can't smite yourself!  :P  I smite Belle du Jour for causing mass confusion. :D


I smite you for smiting me.

I smite you for smiting me.


That's the spirit!  :D


It's so hot, I wish it would rain.
In the meantime, I smite Shacks Train.

I smite the Midas Touch. ;D

I smite the Midas Touch. ;D


Since I haven't today, I smite Howard.  Thanks much!

That's the spirit!  :D


It's so hot, I wish it would rain.
In the meantime, I smite Shacks Train.


I admire the poetry of your smite.
But it puts alot of pressure on those of us that aren't so bright.
Try as I might,
Can't find anyone to smite tonight.  8-P
And that is Dyn-o-mite!

I admire the poetry of your smite.
But it puts alot of pressure on those of us that aren't so bright.
Try as I might,
Can't find anyone to smite tonight.  8-P
And that is Dyn-o-mite!


bookmistress, that is quite okay
For you will find someone to smite another day.

Since I haven't today, I smite Howard.  Thanks much!


You're welcome.

I smite Russia.

Since I found this thread on page two,
Smite Clubbaz: I smite all of you!  :D

57 pages of smite!  Tut tut!
I guess it's better then 57 pages of smut!
Since his and my views rarely waver
I find that I must smite saver.

I'm a smitin' Mr.Mister because I haven't done it yet.

I'm also a smitin' Henk because he was begging for it.

I guess I'll smite that Debbie wench that got that thread started and didn't have the guts to stick around.


As I was redoing the tally, I realized that Kathie gets a smite because she gave reasons for smiting people that weren't officially in the club!  :P  ;D

I smite Snozberries, cause I miss her hanging out round here.

As I was redoing the tally, I realized that Kathie gets a smite because she gave reasons for smiting people that weren't officially in the club!  :P  ;D

I smite Snozberries, cause I miss her hanging out round here.


I feel the need to defend my precious smite ridden ego.  I'm blaming it on mood swings. ::)

Wait, I wasn't aware Russia was part of the smite club.  Now that's progress!!!!

I smite the customer who almost cursed me out cause there were no carts today.

OK, here the tally, as of June 22, 2008

Members:

Badfinger-Fan  48
Belle du Jour    49
Bookmistress4ever  54
Dagwood  56
Foo Bar    37
Gis  11
Henk  23
Howard  120
Jessica Rabbit  54
Karen  47
Ladybug316  51
Meat  46
Midas  93
Red Ant  50
Reynolds1863  44
Rice Cube  43
Snozberries  47
Thereshegoes  39
Tia  64
Tam  56

Everyone else:

Adagio 9
Al-B  1
Arc  2
Australian80schild 2
azx1210 1       
Babooshka 1                 
Bill 1
BlueMolly2006 1
Bobby 2
Bobby36 1
Brian 2
Catwoman 1
ChuckyG 3
claybricks 1
Coco pup 4
Davester 1
DD (?) 7
Debbie 3
DelRio  1
Doc Brown 4
digger 4
Dude111 5
gibbo 2
Good Gal  1
gypsy road 2
hawktheslayer 2
jessssbeans 2
ladyhawk 1
Macphisto 2
Marian 3
Marty McFly 7
Maxwell Smart  1
Mickey D 2
midnite 3
Mr. Mister 9
Nally 11
Never Duplicated 2
Ninny 6
philip eno 20
quirk 1
Sammy Reed 2
Satan’s Dad 6
saver 24
Shacks Train 14
Sharky 2
Star500 2
stepchan 1
Trimac20 2
whistledog 3
woops. 6
VegettoVa90 7
YO DADDY 1

Kid with square wheel
Meat’s mother and grandmother 2
Ronald McDonald 2
Robin 5
Chelsea Clinton 2
Nicole Ritchie 2
Paris Hilton 2
Cinnabon 2
Amtrak 2
Snoz's wireless router 1
Whole Foods Hot Buffet Chef 1
Rachel Ray 1
May 2008 Playboy Centerfold 1
College loan people 1
AOL News 1
Woman operating the dishwasher 1
Whiny kid in Dagwood's carpool 2
The *&^%£% that cut Babooska up at the traffic lights this afternoon 1
Whoever caused the power cut here last night during CSI 1
The Girl Scouts who asked karen if she was over 40  1
The person that cancelled Belle du Jour's 9 am appointment after she was already there  1
Those girls, in front of Howard in a Dunkin Donuts shop, carrying Victoria's Secret bags looking all bubbly and too happy    2
Bookmistress4ever's downstairs neighbor for having a loud party 1
Howard’s crowded people on a crowded bus 1
The endless (selfish) drivers who would not let Babooska out of her street onto the main road today (endlessly smitten)
Empty people on an empty bus  1
Any other voyeurs  (those in the club that read and don't smite.)  1
The dopey and dumb Jessica Simpson and  her even dumber husband for being arguably the stupidest 'celebrity' couple to ever appear on TV  1
Their British counterparts, Katie and Peter  1
Co-workers at Pathmark  1
Peter, because he's definitely on a par with Jessica Simpson’s husband in the jerk stakes  1
Jessica Rabbit’s sister’s friend  1
Trolls  1
David Hasselhoff for being a complete and utter ***  1
Britney Spears  1
This heat wave  1
Whoever is the stoopid BBC censor responsible for bleeping out the word 'Drug' then keeping in the words 'on Speeddial' on NICKELBACK'S - Rockstar, talk about getting things muddled  1
The hot weather  1
The thunderstorm that came through here about a hour ago and left penny-size hail on my balcony  1
The little girl in this picture because she's probably screaming at a high octave  1
http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/4622/ia3yp.jpg
Henk’s bicycle  1
Dagwood’s vacation  1
Smiterman  1
Midas’ girlfriend's friend for making him get up at the asscrack of dawn this morning to help her move before it got to 110F today  1
The sun  1
The guys putting siding on Dagwood’s house  1
The Department Of Transportation  1
Russia  1
The customer who almost cursed Howard out cause there were no carts today  1

I'mma add one more smite to those Girl Scouts and the kid in Dagwood's carpool.

Hmm, I haven't smited in a while.........

I smite Patty for counting up all the smites in such a librarian fashion.

I smite Reynolds1863 for trying to blame her smiting on mood swings.

I smite Howard for having the most smites and I smite Tia because he ALWAYS smites me when i do come on here.

I'mma add one more smite to those Girl Scouts and the kid in Dagwood's carpool.


;D  I'm with you, I need to smite the kid, too. She is probably still whining about something

although i shouldn't ...the person that began that new emo topic.  8-P

I smite Governor Ed Rendell for being a paranoid thug, who won't let people who oppose him have access to some T.V. stations.

I smite Gis for her lack of understanding and to make it an even 12.

I guess I'm catching up on all the smites.

I guess I'm catching up on all the smites.


Catching up?  You're in the lead, my friend.  :D

I smite Tam because she was looking for 57. :D

I smite ChuckyG for linking that awful Korean "music" video.

I smite Quirk only 'cause she hasn't been smote yet.

I'd half smite Tia to get rid of that fraction, but he gave me karma today. Ah, what the hell, I still half smite Tia.  ;D

Ant



thanks for the smite...I smite you right back..for giving me my first and only smite.


I smite Donnie Darko's parents..for letting him on the loose.

I smite Mr. Mister...because I felt like it.

I smite my Aunt Renee...because I can't stand her bragging.

I smite the ice cream man...for not coming around the neighborhood yet this summer.

I smite my sisters for fighting at my dad's birthday party.

There...now I feel better. :D ;D

Catching up?  You're in the lead, my friend.  :D

I smite Tam because she was looking for 57. :D


I'm the leader of the smites.

I'm going to smite Tia again because i just know he is not going to listen to the advise to quit gameing.

I smite all y'all because this was on page 3 again.

I smite Tia for putting a ding in his scooter.


I'd like to put a ding in your scooter, baby.

I smite myself for really really bad innuendo.

haha....innuendo.

Heck I'm going to smite Tia again for ignoring us here at the smite club!

I smite Tia for putting a ding in his scooter.


I'd like to put a ding in your scooter, baby.

I smite myself for really really bad innuendo.

haha....innuendo.
I smite Belle du Jour for calling her clever and funny inuendo a bad one. 

I smite all y'all because this was on page 3 again.



I smite you for telling me this was on Page 3.

I smie you for telling me this was on Page 3.


I smite you for misspelling smite. ;)

Smite Club! Smite Club! Ain't no jive
I smite johnny5alive.

I smite you for misspelling smite. ;)



Sorry,forgot the "t". ;D

Sorry,forgot the "t". ;D


I think we have all done it at one time or another. :)

Page four this time maybe i should smite Tia again................

Found on page three but not for long!

I smite thereshegoes cuz sheseemsgone    :D

Oh, and I smite johnny5alive.

I smite Midas just cuz.  :P

I don't know who to smite anymore.

You may smite me, Howard and I will smite you!

I smite Midas..................becasue I CAN!

I smite Midas..................becasue I CAN!


i smite Gis for wielding her power on the innocent.

Found on page three but not for long!

I smite thereshegoes cuz sheseemsgone    :D


I'm here,hold your horses! I should smite you but i won't :P

I'm here,hold your horses! I should smite you but i won't :P




Ta Da!

You may smite me, Howard and I will smite you!



I smite ladybug!

I smite Midas..................becasue I CAN!


I smite Gis because of becasue! :D


I smite Midas just cuz.  :P


Oh fine.  Back at Dagwood 'cuz I'm feelin' SASSY!  :D


i smite Gis for wielding her power on the innocent.


Bless you and karamel to you.


I'm here,hold your horses! I should smite you but i won't :P


But mebbe I likes it when ya do. :D

I smite Midas 'cause he smites a lot and seems to be getting away with it.

I smite Howard 'cause it's that time of the week day again. ;D

I smite Midas 'cause he smites a lot and seems to be getting away with it.

I smite Howard 'cause it's that time of the week day again. ;D


What do you mean, "time of the week"?  ::)

I smite Henk for picking on poor Howard.  (Darn those merciful streaks :P)

I smite Gi's for saying she hates me because of my four nasty gray hairs.

I'm also smiting Tia for not stalking and marrying Kim Richards.

Thanks for smiting him. ;D

I smite Henk for picking on poor Howard.  (Darn those merciful streaks :P)


Poor Howard...? Tsk! ::)


But very well...Let me smite someone my own size then. Say...you.

I'll smite Henk, just because he happens to be online right now.  ;D

Poor Howard...? Tsk! ::)


But very well...Let me smite someone my own size then. Say...you.





You. ;D

I'll smite Henk, just because he happens to be online right now.   ;D


Oh Patty...You really shouldn't have!  :D

Here, one smite in return. :)



You. ;D


Not you, silly.

Oh wait, it's that time of day again. I can't help it, I just have to smite you.

Poor Howard...? Tsk! ::)


But very well...Let me smite someone my own size then. Say...you.




I was only saying that perhaps it was a bit unfair to pick on someone of lesser wit.

You're going to smite me for being obnoxious, aren't you? :D

I was only saying that perhaps it was a bit unfair to pick on someone of lesser wit.


Well, you shouldn't be just smiting me then, should you? ::)


You're going to smite me for being obnoxious, aren't you? :D


I could smite you for various reasons (being obnoxious is just one of them), but I won't.
























...hah! Fooled you! There!! :P

Well, you shouldn't be just smiting me then, should you? ::)

I could smite you for various reasons (being obnoxious is just one of them), but I won't.
























...hah! Fooled you! There!! :P



Smiting someone twice in a week is bad manners even in battle. (Tomorrow's a whole new week.http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd293/MrsRoryWeasley/Other/Smilies/Millan%20Smilies/4chsmu1.gif )

You probably have enough reasons to smite me regularly for a few months.

Smiting someone twice in a week is bad manners even in battle. (Tomorrow's a whole new week.http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd293/MrsRoryWeasley/Other/Smilies/Millan%20Smilies/4chsmu1.gif )

You probably have enough reasons to smite me regularly for a few months.


The good thing is... I don't need a reason. I just smite when I like.

This smiting is getting out of hand.

But it's fun, Howard, so I smite you to keep it out of hand. :D

:D 

I smite dagwood for adding to the chaos

I love me some chaos. ;D

Smiting someone twice in a week is bad manners even in battle. (Tomorrow's a whole new week.http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd293/MrsRoryWeasley/Other/Smilies/Millan%20Smilies/4chsmu1.gif )

You probably have enough reasons to smite me regularly for a few months.
Really ? I smited Tia 3 times last week.............what the heck it's a new week so I smite him again and you for pointing out I have bad manners.

But it's fun, Howard, so I smite you to keep it out of hand. :D


How do you smite that?

I didn't smite the chaos, I smited/smote you to keep the chaos going. ;)

I didn't smite the chaos, I smited/smote you to keep the chaos going. ;)



de-smote me.

de-smote me.


No. :P

I smite Howard for demanding to be de-smoted!

I smite johnny5alive.

I smite Henk because it's a new week!!!


I smite that guest who advertised another forum in the decades section.

I'm also smiting Satan's Dad for showing his sensitive side.

I smite Howard for demanding to be de-smoted!



I smite you for demanding me to be desmoted

I smite Shack's Train

I smite Henk because he was quick to accuse me of ignoring him; when all alone it had not been 24 hours since the last time I shot him with Karma.

http://www.briangrossfineart.com/artists/rarneson/smite-l.jpg

I small all y'all again because I found this on page 5 and that is unacceptable.

I small all y'all again because I found this on page 5 and that is unacceptable.


I'm smiting Dagwood for accusing us of not keeping up with the onslaught.

I small all y'all again because I found this on page 5 and that is unacceptable.


I smite all that keep Smite Club down.  You know who you are.

I smite anyone named Debbie

I smite Howard for misspelling the word porn


To learn more about porn visit Britannica.com

I smite Henk because he was quick to accuse me of ignoring him; when all alone it had not been 24 hours since the last time I shot him with Karma.




I smite Henk because it's a new week!!!




Smite backatcha, girls.

To learn more about porn visit Britannica.com


Wow...they have a pretty healthy section on porn now?  It's been awhile since I've looked thru the Encyclopedaedia Britannica at the library... hmmmm... might be worth a peak next time I'm at the library.  ;D

Wow...they have a pretty healthy section on porn now?  It's been awhile since I've looked thru the Encyclopedaedia Britannica at the library... hmmmm... might be worth a peak next time I'm at the library.   ;D


but it might make you laugh and you have to be quiet in the library

but it might make you laugh and you have to be quiet in the library
I smite you for trying to tella librarian about libraries!

I smite you for trying to tella librarian about libraries!
and I was just about ready to ask "what's a guy gotta do to get smited aaround here? 

and I was just about ready to ask "what's a guy gotta do to get smited aaround here? 
See we librarians anticipate your wants.  ;D


I feel bad, I made Tia cry with all my smiting..................... :-\\

and I was just about ready to ask "what's a guy gotta do to get smited aaround here? 


Ask and ye shall receive, one smite for Badfingerfan coming right up!  ;) ;D

See we librarians anticipate your wants.  ;D


I feel bad, I made Tia cry with all my smiting..................... :-\\
http://bestsmileys.com/signs15/11.gif 


Ask and ye shall receive, one smite for Badfingerfan coming right up!   ;) ;D
thanks Patty, it's it's been so long. 

I smite Howard for misspelling the word porn


To learn more about porn visit Britannica.com


Mike,I misspelled it for a reason. ::)

I smite Howard for stating in another thread that he "does it with balloons"  :o

I smite and give karma to Henk. 

I smite and give karma to Henk. 


I smite Belle du Jour for offsetting smites with karamel. :D

is the smite thing a way of taking karma points off people??

My non stop whingeing this week will probably get me some severe smiting from some..

ooohhh..nah I wont say it 

is the smite thing a way of taking karma points off people??

My non stop whingeing this week will probably get me some severe smiting from some..

ooohhh..nah I wont say it 
It's all a bit of fun really,as you can't actually take karma off people. Why not become an official member of the club and feel free to smite away! 

I smite Howard for stating in another thread that he "does it with balloons"  :o



I double smite Howard for that same comment! :o 8-P

I smite Belle du Jour for offsetting smites with karamel. :D


the karamel makes the smite sticky and delicious

I double smite Howard for that same comment! :o 8-P
Yes!  He may need a lesson in latex.

Yes!  He may need a lesson in latex.


I smite ladybug316 for suggesting this.  :o 8-P :D ;D

the karamel makes the smite sticky and delicious


I'm hungry.

I'm hungry.


So...What if I smite you and karma you as well?

I smite ladybug316 for suggesting this.   :o 8-P :D ;D
I smite you right back because I assume you could use a few lessons yourself.

I feel the need to smite someone on the butt  ::)            I smite Jacks

I feel the need to smite someone on the butt  ::)            I smite Jacks
Well I smite you for applauding me for making Tia cry with my smiting.

I smite you for trying to tella librarian about libraries!


;D

That deserves a karamel, but this isn't the proper thread to acknowledge that sooooo

I smite the police office that gave me a $100 traffic ticket today, I'm so glad he's there to protect the general public against the likes of people like me!  ::)

I smite Philip for answering 3 and a half pages of threads and pushing this back to page 4!

I smite Howard for stating in another thread that he "does it with balloons"  :o



It was one of the options. ::)

It's all a bit of fun really,as you can't actually take karma off people. Why not become an official member of the club and feel free to smite away! 


I'm gonna do it!!

;D ;D

Smite to Johnny5alive.

It was one of the options. ::)
That still doesn't make it right, Howard  :D

That still doesn't make it right, Howard  :D



Oh yeah? Really? ::)

Oh yeah? Really? ::)
Really!  Smite again and a time out for answering me back, freshmouth :D

Really!  Smite again and a time out for answering me back, freshmouth :D


Aw Man can't you reconsider? :(

Aw Man can't you reconsider? :(
No crybabies allowed.  If you don't like it, smite me back.  I DARE you.  ;D

No crybabies allowed.  If you don't like it, smite me back.  I DARE you.  ;D


Ok,I smite ladybug!  :P

Ok,I smite ladybug!  :P
There ya go  8)

I smite Snoz because she hasn't been around to keep me up till 5:00am.





this made laugh...oops I karma'd you... oh well a revenge smite will even things out ;)



I smite Tia for putting a ding in his scooter.


I'd like to put a ding in your scooter, baby.

I smite myself for really really bad innuendo.

haha....innuendo.



I smite Belle du Jour for smiting herself



I smite Belle du Jour for calling her clever and funny inuendo a bad one. 


And I smite Badfinger Fan for not catching it.  ;D


I smite saver because its been awhile

and I smite Shacks Train x10 because I have wanted too last 10 times I was logged on to the site but never managed to do so.

I smite who ever started the fire in Goleta because my phone has been ringing non-stop and the officers are too busy to get me food & give me bathroom breaks.

I smite Howard on principle  ;)

I smite greenjello for not having more choices in the "best series finale" poll

I smite all the major network executives for the latest influx of lame reality shows 
big uber smites for any contestant on I Survived a Japanese Game Show, Wipeout, Celebrity Circus...especially Chris Knight for breaking arm for the entertain-not. (But not Stacy Dash or Antonio Sabato Jr.)

I smite the girl on Babyborrowers who refused to wear the pregnancy belly,
I smite her boyfriend for wearing it instead.
I smite the angry teen who got mad because the baby wouldn't eat,
and I smite the girl who got mad for because her boyfriend (who doesn't want to have kids yet anyway) bonded with the baby and she did not.


I smite Midas because the song No Diggity has been stuck in my head since reading his quote a few pages back

I smite Henk because he needs to catch up

I smite ninny also for taking away my high scores instead of going after whistledog's

Oh and one final big steaming Smite for Shacks Train for dissing Dirty Dancing....that's right I broke the rules I multi smited someone and said why!  8)

too many smites in da house!

this made laugh...oops I karma'd you... oh well a revenge smite will even things out ;)



I smite Belle du Jour for smiting herself


And I smite Badfinger Fan for not catching it.  ;D


I smite saver because its been awhile

and I smite Shacks Train x10 because I have wanted too last 10 times I was logged on to the site but never managed to do so.

I smite who ever started the fire in Goleta because my phone has been ringing non-stop and the officers are too busy to get me food & give me bathroom breaks.

I smite Howard on principle  ;)

I smite greenjello for not having more choices in the "best series finale" poll

I smite all the major network executives for the latest influx of lame reality shows 
big uber smites for any contestant on I Survived a Japanese Game Show, Wipeout, Celebrity Circus...especially Chris Knight for breaking arm for the entertain-not. (But not Stacy Dash or Antonio Sabato Jr.)

I smite the girl on Babyborrowers who refused to wear the pregnancy belly,
I smite her boyfriend for wearing it instead.
I smite the angry teen who got mad because the baby wouldn't eat,
and I smite the girl who got mad for because her boyfriend (who doesn't want to have kids yet anyway) bonded with the baby and she did not.


I smite Midas because the song No Diggity has been stuck in my head since reading his quote a few pages back

I smite Henk because he needs to catch up

I smite ninny also for taking away my high scores instead of going after whistledog's

Oh and one final big steaming Smite for Shacks Train for dissing Dirty Dancing....that's right I broke the rules I multi smited someone and said why!  8)







I can only smite you once for all that. Shame. :P


too many smites in da house!


Can't have too many, Howard. Here's one more.

I can only smite you once for all that. Shame. :P




Hey I had about two months of smiting to make up for.

I smite Henk.....ah sweet sweet vengence

Plus its a new day so I can smite saver


and Shacks Train....whom I have lovingly dubbed ShT

I can only smite you once for all that. Shame. :P

Can't have too many, Howard. Here's one more.



Was that on purpose?

I shall also smite ShT!

I shall also smite ShT!


me too! anyone who hates the movie, Dirty Dancing...deserves a smite!

Was that on purpose?


I always smite on purpose.

I always smite on purpose.


Is it even possible to smite accidentally?

Is it even possible to smite accidentally?


...Oops.

I shall also smite ShT!
Me too!

I shall also smite ShT!



Was that a curse?

No, that was ShacksTrain.

Since I am here, I smite ShT as well.

^he should be cursed tho!  or cursed at.... ah what the hay....let's do both!  ;D

I smite you right back because I assume you could use a few lessons yourself.


I smite you a few days later which is right now 'cuz you betta axe somebody.

I feel like smiting someone and I can't decide who...............

^he should be cursed tho!   or cursed at.... ah what the hay....let's do both!  ;D


I thought you missed an "I",that would've sounded different. ;D

I thought you missed an "I",that would've sounded different. ;D
It is implied, Howard.  I smite you.

I also smite Midas for his deplorable diction.  (You heard me, Howard - diction.)

I smite Monday.

I smite Monday.


Let's all smite Monday. I'm in.

Same here  Smite Monday

A smite for Monday!

I'm going to smite Monday too.  Rather it be Saturday.


http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa87/kattofix/smilies/mondaysmiley.gif

I thought you missed an "I",that would've sounded different. ;D



That was funny so I choose not to smite Howard today... however... I smite ladybug for her innuendo as noted below ;D



I also smite Midas for his deplorable diction.  (You heard me, Howard - diction.)


and uhmmmm  I think I smite shT.... cuz its a new day!

I smite fleas because they hurt my baby kitty.

I smite Patty's fleas too...... I mean her kitty's fleas.

It is implied, Howard.  I smite you.

I also smite Midas for his deplorable diction.  (You heard me, Howard - diction.)


I smite ladybug for her alliteration and possibly arousing Howard.

It is implied, Howard.  I smite you.

I also smite Midas for his deplorable diction.  (You heard me, Howard - diction.)



And smite you shall. ;)

I smite Monday.



Has Monday been smitten?

Has Monday been smitten?


smitten and almost done with.

smitten and almost done with.



2 hours till Tuesday.

Monday is my Friday and Tuesday is my Saturday so on Friday I will smite Friday because that is my Monday.  :D

Monday is my Friday and Tuesday is my Saturday so on Friday I will smite Friday because that is my Monday.  :D


Friday's good so why smite it?

Friday's good so why smite it?


because it's my Monday and all Mondays are bad

because it's my Monday and all Mondays are bad


agreed.


i smite howard for doubting it.

agreed.


i smite howard for doubting it.


Hey you can't smite me for just doubt?  ???

You can smite for any reason you want.  I smite Howard for questions a reason for a smite. ;)

You can smite for any reason you want.  I smite Howard for questions a reason for a smite. ;)


Ok,I'll smite you for telling me about a reason to smite.

I smite ladybug for her alliteration and possibly arousing Howard.
;D ;D LMAO!!  Smite to you, Midas for planting that picture in my brain!

I smite ShT.

New day. New smite.  ShT ye have been smotted.

I agree, I'll smite Shacks Train as well.  He's gonna pass Howard up quickly in smites if he isn't careful.  ;)  ;D

I agree, I'll smite Shacks Train as well.  He's gonna pass Howard up quickly in smites if he isn't careful.   ;)  ;D


He might beat me.

ShT gets another smite from me.

ShT gets another smite from me.



me too!

me too!


me too!