Well, since smited me, I must smite Midas back and it was good. ;)

I smite Howard for confusing himself and others in the process.
;D

I smite Midas for going away! 

Howard smite for cheating on us with another board.

Midas smite because he forgot about me. :\'(

Henk smite.

Midas smite because he forgot about me. :\'(


Unforgiveable. We all know how you appreciate a good smiting. Therefore I smite Midas too.


Henk smite.


Alright then, one more won't hurt. Kathie smite.

I smite Henk for thinking Kathie is the only person here.

I smite Henk for thinking Kathie is the only person here.


FYI: I just smited Midas. ::) And I also smite Howard occasionally.

But if you feel left out: consider yourself smited too.


Anyone else want a smite from me...?

FYI: I just smited Midas. ::) And I also smite Howard occasionally.

But if you feel left out: consider yourself smited too.


Anyone else want a smite from me...?
Alright, lay it on me Henk.  I can take it!

FYI: I just smited Midas. ::) And I also smite Howard occasionally.

But if you feel left out: consider yourself smited too.


Anyone else want a smite from me...?


yeah but you smite kathie more than anyone else... I was feeling forgotten "cousin"

Alright, lay it on me Henk.  I can take it!


There you go, Shannon.


yeah but you smite kathie more than anyone else... I was feeling forgotten "cousin"


Kathie was practically begging for it. ::)  And don't worry - I'll never forget you. ;)

Mistaking tradition for "begging for it".  The nerve!!!

Snoz smite for putting a guilt trip on me.

Ladybug smite because I haven't done it in awhile.

Mistaking tradition for "begging for it".  The nerve!!!

Snoz smite for putting a guilt trip on me.

Ladybug smite because I haven't done it in awhile.


^smite back for your low selfesteem  ;D

Mistaking tradition for "begging for it".  The nerve!!!


Well excuse me, but this:


I smite Henk because he's not around.  Don't worry though he'll be smiting me every day for at least a week when he returns.


...to me, has written "practically begging for it" all over it. :P

Anyone else want a smite from me...?



I'll take one of those!

Ok, ok, since she's begging for it, I'll also smite Reynolds1863.

although it goes against every fiber of my being I smite bookmistress.

although it goes against every fiber of my being I smite bookmistress.


Yay!  (I'm sure I deserve it for something I've done or thought about doing.)

Right back attcha Madam.  ;D 

Ah heck, I'll throw in an extra smite for Henk, because he's my favorite fellow from the Netherlands and he hasn't posted ANY photos from his vacation yet.

I smite my hubby for making me make a decision on where to eat out tonight.  I HATE making decisions.  Especially if I choose wrong.  (not that choosing where to eat is one of those life-altering decisions...but I digress.)  We're going out for Indian food, anybody want me to bring anything back for ya?

Howard smite for cheating on us with another board.

Midas smite because he forgot about me. :\'(

Henk smite.


I wasn't cheating on the board,I'm pretty loyal.

Well excuse me, but this:

...to me, has written "practically begging for it" all over it. :P




That's not begging.  That's preparing for the worst.

Smite!!!!

Ok, ok, since she's begging for it, I'll also smite Reynolds1863.


I believe I shall smite you for being opportunistic, perhaps even sadistic.

I believe I shall smite you for being opportunistic, perhaps even sadistic.
Yep, that's me!  ;D

I smite midterms, papers, and death....not necessarily in that order though

I smite Midas cos he forgot me in his list.

I'll take one of those!


My pleasure, Patty.


Ah heck, I'll throw in an extra smite for Henk, because he's my favorite fellow from the Netherlands and he hasn't posted ANY photos from his vacation yet.



And an extra to you too, for giving a reason for a smite when there's no need to.

BTW: Photos will be ready pretty soon, I hope. I'm still not into this digital stuff.

Let me be the first to smite robocopth1.


For those of us who have been around long enough: you know why.

For all the others: you'll find out (if he/she sticks around long enough, or doesn't get banned in the meantime).

Let me add a smite to robocopth1 as well.  I wonder how long he will last this time.

Let me add a smite to robocopth1 as well.  I wonder how long he will last this time.


He's back again?  ::)

Looks like it.

Looks like it.



Same old guy from 3 years ago. ::)

Midnite smite

porn smite. ;D

Let me add a smite to robocopth1 as well.  I wonder how long he will last this time.
I don't feel I can smite him yet as the way he spelt Howard's name wrong made me laugh. ;D

I don't feel I can smite him yet as the way he spelt Howard's name wrong made me laugh. ;D


Then I'll smite him for spelling my name wrong.

I don't feel I can smite him yet as the way he spelt Howard's name wrong made me laugh. ;D
He spells everything wrong, for the love of Pete.  I'll smite him.

I smite robocop.

Urgh I have a headache that won't go away.  >:(

I smite Robocop, Midas and Tia.

I smite Howard for talking about boobs.


I smite politics...because they suck.

I smite Howard for talking about boobs.


I smite politics...because they suck.


smite me for boobs? Jeez! :(  ::)

smite me for boobs? Jeez! :(  ::)



yes....smite you twice...one for each boob...wait, 3 times...counting you. ;) :D ;D

yes....smite you twice...one for each boob...wait, 3 times...counting you. ;) :D ;D


for the record. . . I made my comment in the other thread before reading this one....



I smite Erin for reading my mind 3 hours before I had the thought  ;D

I smite Sht he's just so bloody IRRITATING!
I also smite Lyric boy.

for the record. . . I made my comment in the other thread before reading this one....



I smite Erin for reading my mind 3 hours before I had the thought  ;D





I smite Erin and Snoz for thinking about boobs. ;D

I smite Howard just in case he offends anyone today. :D

I'm also smiting iquestion for being so redundant, boring and annoying.

Snoz smite so I don't get accused of abandonment.

Henk smite.

Henk smite.


You know I'll smite you back, so what's the point? ::)

I smite Howard just in case he offends anyone today. :D

I'm also smiting iquestion for being so redundant, boring and annoying.

Snoz smite so I don't get accused of abandonment.

Henk smite.



I Didn't offend anyone today. ;D

I Didn't offend anyone today. ;D


the day's not over yet in the west coast Howard....

I'll take that smite kathie and I smite you because I wanted to be the first one to smite iquestion


oh yeah I smite iquestion.

I smite the west coast.

Representin' for Cali... we smite you back Howard...

and I get to smite Low IQ again... (iquestion)  hee hee there's a new ShT in town!  ;D

I smite the customers at Pathmark. >:(

Whee!  I'm back!  And I have smites to hand out! :D

Reynolds1863, Henk and Gis since I forgot them in my list or something.

ladybug316, snozberries and Dagwood for being smite-slappy. :D

Howard for smiting porn and the West Coast.


If I missed anyone that's looking for one; don't worry...I won't leave you out later.


8)

I smite Midas cuz he's been gone so you know he missed it. ;)

Whee!  I'm back!  And I have smites to hand out! :D

Reynolds1863, Henk and Gis since I forgot them in my list or something.

ladybug316, snozberries and Dagwood for being smite-slappy. :D

Howard for smiting porn and the West Coast.


If I missed anyone that's looking for one; don't worry...I won't leave you out later.


8)


I love porn so why would I smite it?  ??? ;D

I love porn so why would I smite it?  ??? ;D


lets take a little stroll down memory lane.....



porn smite. ;D

I smite Howard for cutting and pasteing the same exact post he made a week before.  ::)

I smite Midas for going away AND coming back!  :D ;D

I smite Howard for cutting and pasteing the same exact post he made a week before.   ::)



Sorry,my bad.

lets take a little stroll down memory lane.....






I'm sorry,I take that back.

I smite Midas for going away AND coming back!  :D ;D


Ouch!  I smite ladybug316 for bruising my...just kidding.  Smite still stands though. :D


I smite Midas cuz he's been gone so you know he missed it. ;)


Smite back at Dagwood because there's something in her eye. ;) :D ;D

It's sunday and I feel very chilled so I'm not smiting anyone.........yet.

ShT smite for that ball thread.

ShT smite for that ball thread.




If you clicked on it you get a smite if you wisely avoided it like I did I take the smite back!

If you clicked on it you get a smite if you wisely avoided it like I did I take the smite back!




I didn't click on it.  I saw the topic and the name.

It's sunday and I feel very chilled so I'm not smiting anyone.........yet.


GOOD! I'm Glad.  :P

I smite greenjello

I smite Quirk, cause if I can't talk obsessively about Bill Richardson you can't obsess about Ron Paul.

Why does Quirk wanna talk about RuPaul?


I smite Midas for knowing about that lame ass marble and tissue game.

I smite Pathmark for making me work a holiday schedule!  >:( :P

I smite Pathmark for making me work a holiday schedule!  >:( :P


do you at least get paid holiday pay? cuz that's always nice.

do you at least get paid holiday pay? cuz that's always nice.


Yes,time and a half.

Yes,time and a half.


so there was something good about going in today even though it was busy and the customers were annoying.

I smite Quirk, cause if I can't talk obsessively about Bill Richardson you can't obsess about Ron Paul.



hey..go ahead girl...talk away!! ;)


Why does Quirk wanna talk about RuPaul?






RuPaul...now there's someone interesting that could lead this country! YOU GO GIRL! :D

so there was something good about going in today even though it was busy and the customers were annoying.



Yeah,at least it's money.

I smite Howard for bitching about his job.  He's got a whole thread for that.

Snoz smite because she fails to admit the fact that even though Ru Paul is a wannabe crossdresser/model . . . I've seen worse. ::)

Henk smite, because his sarcasm a week ago has emotionally scared me.  I'm sensitive to such things.

Henk smite, because his sarcasm a week ago has emotionally scared me.  I'm sensitive to such things.


Sarcasm...? Pft!  ::) You ain't seen nothing yet.



Just be thankful it hasn't scarred you... :P


Oh, and a smite of course.

Sarcasm...? Pft!  ::) You ain't seen nothing yet.



Just be thankful it hasn't scarred you... :P


Oh, and a smite of course.


Hey, I came very close to calling you a jerk.  I thought better of it, you might see it as an ego boost.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, so spell check can't read minds yet.

Just wait till tomorrow!!!

I smite Howard for bitching about his job.  He's got a whole thread for that.

Snoz smite because she fails to admit the fact that even though Ru Paul is a wannabe crossdresser/model . . . I've seen worse. ::)

Henk smite, because his sarcasm a week ago has emotionally scared me.  I'm sensitive to such things.



Hey I have no problems with RuPaul...personally she's kinda hot...

I have a friend who is gender dysphoric and this God some people subscribe to is a cruel dude because my friend, as a male made Lurch look handsome, and unfortunately none of that translates to a good looking female. 

Ha! I smite God...  I'm not afraid of the religious fanatics... lterhune is still banned right?  ;D

I smite Howard for bitching about his job.  He's got a whole thread for that.

Snoz smite because she fails to admit the fact that even though Ru Paul is a wannabe crossdresser/model . . . I've seen worse. ::)

Henk smite, because his sarcasm a week ago has emotionally scared me.  I'm sensitive to such things.


I'm sorry for bitching.  :(

I smite Snoz
I smite greenjello

I smite Quirk for not giving a reason for smiting Snoz.  It's in da rulez! :D

Nally gets a smite.

So do McFly and Philip Eno.



I smite Midas for knowing about that lame ass marble and tissue game.



I smite Snoz for not knowing about my superior googleskillz.

I'd smite RuPaul but he's cool.  I'll likely be dropping her rendition of "Little Drummer Boy" on my show this holiday season.

I smite Quirk for not giving a reason for smiting Snoz.  It's in da rulez! :D






That's alright I can handle an unexplained smite now and again...


but if it's because I smote God I would have given a reason but G'z not in the smite club so I'm not allowed to give a reason.  ;D

I smite Quirk for not giving a reason for smiting Snoz.  It's in da rulez! :D

Nally gets a smite.

So do McFly and Philip Eno.

I smite Snoz for not knowing about my superior googleskillz.

I'd smite RuPaul but he's cool.  I'll likely be dropping her rendition of "Little Drummer Boy" on my show this holiday season.




Throw in a smite for me for Rupaul.

but if it's because I smote God I would have given a reason but G'z not in the smite club so I'm not allowed to give a reason.  ;D

Supposedly that God guy does a whole bunch of his own smiting, and hasn't joined our little club.

Supposedly that God guy does a whole bunch of his own smiting, and hasn't joined our little club.



I only smited Him because my poor friend was not granted with the grace that would make his transition into a her easy.  I feel bad for her. It was like God played a cruel joke on her.... okay I don't really buy the whole Creationist theory but since we live in a society where that concept is valid I use it for my own purposes.....  I always said I'm going to hell anyway so why tiptoe around as if it weren't gonna happen.  ;D

I smite Quirk.

Henk smite, I don't need to explain!!!

Supposedly that God guy does a whole bunch of his own smiting, and hasn't joined our little club.



God doesn't need to be smited.

Throw in a smite for me for Rupaul.


I will not smite RuPaul!  I will smite you, however, for wanting to smite RuPaul and for this thread ending up on page two of PPP. :D

I smite thereshegoes because thereshewent with her PM box being full! >:( :D

Who shall we smite tomorrow?

I smite everyone on this effing messageboard. Have a happy day!

Supposedly that God guy does a whole bunch of his own smiting, and hasn't joined our little club.


http://www.tm2.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?id=961

You sure about that?

I smite everyone on this effing messageboard. Have a happy day!



Thanks for the smite,Erin. :)

Thanks for the smite,Erin. :)


Actually, it sounds like she's kinda pissed at all of us.  I dunno what I did, but oh well.  ??? :-\\

Actually, it sounds like she's kinda pissed at all of us.  I dunno what I did, but oh well.  ??? :-\\



What did we do? ???

What did we do? ???


I'm guessing it was a religious discussion that she had with some of the members.  Which is why I try to stay away from religious discussion, you are not gonna convince those that may not agree with you and only gonna piss off those that feel very strongly about their religious beliefs.  Not something I wanna get in the middle of.

I'm guessing it was a religious discussion that she had with some of the members.  Which is why I try to stay away from religious discussion, you are not gonna convince those that may not agree with you and only gonna piss off those that feel very strongly about their religious beliefs.  Not something I wanna get in the middle of.


Yeah,me too. :(

I smite Quirk for taking her frustrations out on a cyber bartender without asking for a drink first. *imitates Stephanie Tanner from Full House*  HOW RUDE!!!

I love your snoopy/basketball avatar Kathie.  You always have such cute Peanuts avatars.

I smite the humidity and my lack of energy to get stuff done that needs done.  :(

I smite thereshegoes because thereshewent with her PM box being full! >:( :D


I can't help if people love me :-*


I smite everyone on this effing messageboard. Have a happy day!


You go,girl!

http://www.tm2.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?id=961

You sure about that?
That's my point!  We have not been tallying His smites.

New Update!!!

Members:

Babooshka 10
Badfinger-Fan  59
Belle du Jour    64
Bookmistress4ever  70
Dagwood  79
Foo Bar    48
Gis  34
Henk  67
Howard  218      Midas nailed him with the 200th!!!
Jessica  70
Karen  56
Ladybug316  87
MaxwellSmart 13
Meat  54
Midas  158
Quirk 22
Red Ant  59
Reynolds1863  86
Rice Cube  52
Snozberries  85
Thereshegoes  50
Tia  91
Tam  73

Everyone else:

Adagio 9
Al-B  4
Arc  2
Australian80schild 2
azx1210 1   
Bill 1
BlueMolly2006 1
Bobby 4
Bobby36 1
Brian 2
Catwoman 1
ChuckyG 4
claybricks 1
Coco pup 4
Davester 2
DD (?) 7
Debbie 3
DelRio  1
Doc Brown 4
digger 4
Dude111 6
gibbo 4
greenjello 6
Good Gal  1
GWBush2004 1
gypsy road 2
hawktheslayer 2
iquestion 3
jacks 1
jessssbeans 2
johnny5alive 4
Johnny_D 2
ladyhawk 1
lyricboy 2
Macphisto 2
Marian 3
Marty McFly 14
Mickey D 2
midnite 4
Mr. Mister 10
Nally 22
Never Duplicated 2
Ninny 8
philip eno 33
robocopth1 6
Sammy Reed 2
Satan’s Dad 7
saver ∞
Shacks Train ∞
Sharky 2
Star500 2
stepchan 1
Tanya1976 1
Trimac20 2
whistledog 4
woops. 6
VegettoVa90 8
YO DADDY 1

Politics 1
Bookmistress' hubby 1
Pathmark 1
Beets 1
Bill Collectors 1
Snoz's Vet 1
Snoz's 3 co-workers
Training new hires 1
Mosquitoes 1
Kid with square wheel
Meat’s mother and grandmother 2
Ronald McDonald 2
Robin 5
Chelsea Clinton 2
Nicole Ritchie 2
Paris Hilton 2
Cinnabon 2
Amtrak 2
Snoz's wireless router 1
Whole Foods Hot Buffet Chef 1
Rachel Ray 1
May 2008 Playboy Centerfold 1
College loan people 1
AOL News 1
Woman operating the dishwasher 1
Whiny kid in Dagwood's carpool 2
The *&^%£% that cut Babooska up at the traffic lights this afternoon 1
Whoever caused the power cut here last night during CSI 1
The Girl Scouts who asked karen if she was over 40  3
The person that cancelled Belle du Jour's 9 am appointment after she was already there  1
Those girls, in front of Howard in a Dunkin Donuts shop, carrying Victoria's Secret bags looking all bubbly and too happy    2
Bookmistress4ever's downstairs neighbor for having a loud party 1
Howard’s crowded people on a crowded bus 1
The endless (selfish) drivers who would not let Babooska out of her street onto the main road today (endlessly smitten)
Empty people on an empty bus  1
Any other voyeurs  (those in the club that read and don't smite.)  1
The dopey and dumb Jessica Simpson and  her even dumber husband for being arguably the stupidest 'celebrity' couple to ever appear on TV  1
Their British counterparts, Katie and Peter  1
Co-workers at Pathmark  1
Peter, because he's definitely on a par with Jessica Simpson’s husband in the jerk stakes  1
Jessica Rabbit’s sister’s friend  1
Trolls  1
David Hasselhoff for being a complete and utter ***  1
Britney Spears  1
This heat wave  3
Whoever is the stoopid BBC censor responsible for bleeping out the word 'Drug' then keeping in the words 'on Speeddial' on NICKELBACK'S - Rockstar, talk about getting things muddled  1
The hot weather  1
The thunderstorm that came through here about a hour ago and left penny-size hail on my balcony  1
The little girl in this picture because she's probably screaming at a high octave  1
The Sun 4
Henk’s bicycle  1
Dagwood’s vacation  1
Smiterman  1
Midas’ girlfriend's friend for making him get up at the asscrack of dawn this morning to help her move before it got to 110F today  1

The guys putting siding on Dagwood’s house  1
The Department Of Transportation  1
Russia  1
The customer who almost cursed Howard out cause there were no carts today  1
Governor Ed Rendell 1
DD Parents 1
Quirk's Aunt Renee 1
Quirk's Ice Cream Man 1
Quirk's sisters 1
Anyone named Debbie 1
Patty's Police Officer 1
Major Network Exec's 1
Baby Borrowers et la.  4
Monday 7
Monday Rain 1
Patty's Kitty Fleas 2
The A/C in Belle's office 1
The A/C in Belle's House 1
Karen's cancelled outdoor concert officials 1
Karen's Tooth Fairy 1
The cause of Karen's computer/site crap out 1
Queen Bitch at Pathmark 2
Another bitch at Pathmark 1
Gis' clothes shop 1
Quirk's Vaughn 1
Dag's park fountain idiot 1
Gettysburg Battlefield Park Service 1
Ben and Jerry
Mother Nature's Thermostat 2
Jellyfish 1
Starbucks for closing down some of their chains 1
the hooligans who dropped the pizza boxes and chip wrappers without a split second of thought 3
The people who complained about Reynolds avatar 4
Ants 1
The clouds for not raining 1
The hose in Howard's pants 1
The rainstorm 2
Midas' neighbors for being jerks 1
Karen's chili maker 1
Karen's weatherman for getting it wrong again 1
Karen's gum dropping idiot 3
The losers who quit at Belle's office 1
Dagwood's stupid school fund raisers 1
MTA 1
Whoever buggered Karen's computer so she can't watch YouTube (probably Bill Gates) 1
People that treat the mentally challenged horribly 2
Dagwood's IRS to then end of time 2
The whole US Government 1
The animal killing jerk-offs who are apparently poisoning cats in Quirk's neighborhood 1
The asshole who hacked Reynolds' myspace 1

Actually, it sounds like she's kinda pissed at all of us.  I dunno what I did, but oh well.  ??? :-\\


It's okay Patty, you and Howard should be safe... I think she generalized her smite directed to the people who opposed Marty McFlys post in the pro-choice thread....


I only smite for fun so I smite Patty and Howard because they were technically exempt from Quirk's smite.  ;D


PS.

I didn't think I was smiting God in a religious context.... I'll say it one more time...I did it in the name of my friend who sadly is trapped in a body that was less than attractive to begin with... I love my friend and I am not a beautiful woman but my friend was born challenged...and I am not talking the gender dysphoria

Holy crap low iq only has three.... throw in another one from me...

guess I do sometimes smite out of spite  ;D

New Update!!!

Members:

Babooshka 10
Badfinger-Fan   59
Belle du Jour    64
Bookmistress4ever  70
Dagwood   79
Foo Bar    48
Gis  34
Henk   67
Howard   218       Midas nailed him with the 200th!!!
Jessica  70
Karen   56
Ladybug316  87
MaxwellSmart 13
Meat   54
Midas  158
Quirk 22
Red Ant   59
Reynolds1863   86
Rice Cube   52
Snozberries   85
Thereshegoes   50
Tia   91
Tam   73

Everyone else:

Adagio 9
Al-B  4
Arc  2
Australian80schild 2
azx1210 1     
Bill 1
BlueMolly2006 1
Bobby 4
Bobby36 1
Brian 2
Catwoman 1
ChuckyG 4
claybricks 1
Coco pup 4
Davester 2
DD (?) 7
Debbie 3
DelRio  1
Doc Brown 4
digger 4
Dude111 6
gibbo 4
greenjello 6
Good Gal  1
GWBush2004 1
gypsy road 2
hawktheslayer 2
iquestion 3
jacks 1
jessssbeans 2
johnny5alive 4
Johnny_D 2
ladyhawk 1
lyricboy 2
Macphisto 2
Marian 3
Marty McFly 14
Mickey D 2
midnite 4
Mr. Mister 10
Nally 22
Never Duplicated 2
Ninny 8
philip eno 33
robocopth1 6
Sammy Reed 2
Satan’s Dad 7
saver ∞
Shacks Train ∞
Sharky 2
Star500 2
stepchan 1
Tanya1976 1
Trimac20 2
whistledog 4
woops. 6
VegettoVa90 8
YO DADDY 1

Politics 1
Bookmistress' hubby 1
Pathmark 1
Beets 1
Bill Collectors 1
Snoz's Vet 1
Snoz's 3 co-workers
Training new hires 1
Mosquitoes 1
Kid with square wheel
Meat’s mother and grandmother 2
Ronald McDonald 2
Robin 5
Chelsea Clinton 2
Nicole Ritchie 2
Paris Hilton 2
Cinnabon 2
Amtrak 2
Snoz's wireless router 1
Whole Foods Hot Buffet Chef 1
Rachel Ray 1
May 2008 Playboy Centerfold 1
College loan people 1
AOL News 1
Woman operating the dishwasher 1
Whiny kid in Dagwood's carpool 2
The *&^%£% that cut Babooska up at the traffic lights this afternoon 1
Whoever caused the power cut here last night during CSI 1
The Girl Scouts who asked karen if she was over 40   3
The person that cancelled Belle du Jour's 9 am appointment after she was already there  1
Those girls, in front of Howard in a Dunkin Donuts shop, carrying Victoria's Secret bags looking all bubbly and too happy    2
Bookmistress4ever's downstairs neighbor for having a loud party 1
Howard’s crowded people on a crowded bus 1
The endless (selfish) drivers who would not let Babooska out of her street onto the main road today (endlessly smitten)
Empty people on an empty bus  1
Any other voyeurs  (those in the club that read and don't smite.)  1
The dopey and dumb Jessica Simpson and  her even dumber husband for being arguably the stupidest 'celebrity' couple to ever appear on TV  1
Their British counterparts, Katie and Peter  1
Co-workers at Pathmark  1
Peter, because he's definitely on a par with Jessica Simpson’s husband in the jerk stakes  1
Jessica Rabbit’s sister’s friend  1
Trolls  1
David Hasselhoff for being a complete and utter ***   1
Britney Spears  1
This heat wave  3
Whoever is the stoopid BBC censor responsible for bleeping out the word 'Drug' then keeping in the words 'on Speeddial' on NICKELBACK'S - Rockstar, talk about getting things muddled   1
The hot weather  1
The thunderstorm that came through here about a hour ago and left penny-size hail on my balcony  1
The little girl in this picture because she's probably screaming at a high octave  1
The Sun 4
Henk’s bicycle  1
Dagwood’s vacation  1
Smiterman   1
Midas’ girlfriend's friend for making him get up at the asscrack of dawn this morning to help her move before it got to 110F today  1

The guys putting siding on Dagwood’s house  1
The Department Of Transportation  1
Russia   1
The customer who almost cursed Howard out cause there were no carts today  1
Governor Ed Rendell 1
DD Parents 1
Quirk's Aunt Renee 1
Quirk's Ice Cream Man 1
Quirk's sisters 1
Anyone named Debbie 1
Patty's Police Officer 1
Major Network Exec's 1
Baby Borrowers et la.  4
Monday 7
Monday Rain 1
Patty's Kitty Fleas 2
The A/C in Belle's office 1
The A/C in Belle's House 1
Karen's cancelled outdoor concert officials 1
Karen's Tooth Fairy 1
The cause of Karen's computer/site crap out 1
Queen Bitch at Pathmark 2
Another bitch at Pathmark 1
Gis' clothes shop 1
Quirk's Vaughn 1
Dag's park fountain idiot 1
Gettysburg Battlefield Park Service 1
Ben and Jerry
Mother Nature's Thermostat 2
Jellyfish 1
Starbucks for closing down some of their chains 1
the hooligans who dropped the pizza boxes and chip wrappers without a split second of thought 3
The people who complained about Reynolds avatar 4
Ants 1
The clouds for not raining 1
The hose in Howard's pants 1
The rainstorm 2
Midas' neighbors for being jerks 1
Karen's chili maker 1
Karen's weatherman for getting it wrong again 1
Karen's gum dropping idiot 3
The losers who quit at Belle's office 1
Dagwood's stupid school fund raisers 1
MTA 1
Whoever buggered Karen's computer so she can't watch YouTube (probably Bill Gates) 1
People that treat the mentally challenged horribly 2
Dagwood's IRS to then end of time 2
The whole US Government 1
The animal killing jerk-offs who are apparently poisoning cats in Quirk's neighborhood 1
The asshole who hacked Reynolds' myspace 1

karma for tam for tabulating this, and self-smite to me for not keeping up with it myself. (originally i'd kinda made it my job.)

and man, i've fallen behind. i have to become more obnoxious.

karma for tam for tabulating this, and self-smite to me for not keeping up with it myself. (originally i'd kinda made it my job.)

and man, i've fallen behind. i have to become more obnoxious.


Thanks Mike and it's all good!

I took it over a whiole back and just kind of went with it. I only do it about every 15-20 pages, and saved the file in notepad on my pc, not much of a big deal to me. Plus, I love going through and reading every single smite! They are so hilarious. Peeps get karma from me when their smite makes me laugh!!

Not like I do too much of anything else these days either. It's the summer and the boards are always slow, and of course Bobo always seems to beat the rest of us to reported posts...... think I just might have to smite him myself! ;D

PS.

I didn't think I was smiting God in a religious context.... I'll say it one more time...I did it in the name of my friend who sadly is trapped in a body that was less than attractive to begin with... I love my friend and I am not a beautiful woman but my friend was born challenged...and I am not talking the gender dysphoria




This one has been bugging me... It's so not worth losing a friend over... so change that smite on God to a smite on the cruel Fickle finger of fate




edited to add.... on the lighter side my pedometer fell off my pocket and has been hanging by the leash. When I looked at it to put it back on I saw it had stopped counting at 666  ;D  now that's a little creepy.

I smite Snoz for smiting the Fickle Finger of Fate.

I smite Belle du Jour because she's disappeared.

I smite Midas because it's been a while since the last one.

Wow,Midas is catching up to me. :o

Well we can't have that, now can we? I smite Howard. :D

Well we can't have that, now can we? I smite Howard. :D


You have no reason to smite,take that stupid smite back! >:(

You have no reason to smite,take that stupid smite back! >:(


I smite Dagwood because I can't smite Howard again and I really want to smite Howard so someone has to pay

I smite Dagwood because I can't smite Howard again and I really want to smite Howard so someone has to pay


I better keep quiet or I'll get smited again. ;D

I better keep quiet or I'll get smited again. ;D


If it helps keep you in the lead Howard, I'm willing to accomodate ya.

Smite for Howard from me.  Just so you can stay ahead of Midas.  :P

If it helps keep you in the lead Howard, I'm willing to accomodate ya.

Smite for Howard from me.  Just so you can stay ahead of Midas.  :P



Midas is still 60 smites away from Howard....give or take a few just given....

I'll smite Midas to keep things even  ;D

You have no reason to smite,take that stupid smite back! >:(


I don't have to have a reason but I did.  I smote you so that Midas wouldn't catch up.  Don't you want to be in first place?


And, no, I won't take it back.  :P ;)

I smite:

Satan's Dad - for never being around anymore

Midas - because I can

thereshegoes - because someone that hot should be in picture books, not on the internet with us!

snoz - because she won't let people buy her anymore on myspace! Hahahaha!

Quirk & Gis - because it has been a minute since we exchanged pm's about .....

Howard - because he thinks I was giving him a hard time in the eating healthy thread

Al-B
Son of Tam
Big Nasty
Bobo
iquestion

And I smite all those who feel that there is nothing exciting going on over on the other board!!! You would truly be surprised!!! :o ;D

And I smite all those who feel that there is nothing exciting going on over on the other board!!! You would truly be surprised!!! :o ;D


And I smite the other thread because I signed up months ago but still can't log in and never got my activation email  >:(

What other board?

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What other board?


answered via pm.

I smite everyone on this effing messageboard. Have a happy day!


You too!  I will not question but I will smite Quirk back because I'm not used to seeing a moderator cursing the messageboard they moderate.


Nally also gets a smite.

You too!  I will not question but I will smite Quirk back because I'm not used to seeing a moderator cursing the messageboard they moderate.


Nally also gets a smite.


well at she wished us a happy day  ;D


seriously I hope she's okay.

answered via pm.


Ah so...

And I smite the other thread because I signed up months ago but still can't log in and never got my activation email  >:(


Yeah I hear ya, I signed up last week and never got my activation email either.  I even checked my bulk mail like it suggestion.  Nothing.
I think it doesn't like me.  ;D

Yeah I hear ya, I signed up last week and never got my activation email either.  I even checked my bulk mail like it suggestion.  Nothing.
I think it doesn't like me.   ;D


I used my cox email account I can't even find the bulk mail folder!

I don't have to have a reason but I did.  I smote you so that Midas wouldn't catch up.  Don't you want to be in first place?


And, no, I won't take it back.  :P ;)


I never thought I'd be in first place.

I never thought I'd be in first place.


You'd better work on an acceptance speech.  The smite conventioin is just around the corner...

Ok:
I smite Howard for making me feel bad for sitting eating chocolate whilst I read how healthy,fit and slim he is.  :P

I smite Tam because I was JUST about to pm her.

I smite Midas because it's friday and Tia because he thinks he's not nasty enough.

I smite Thereshegoes for having a full inbox so my pm bounced back to me.

I smite the following poor unfortunate souls.

Howard, just in case if he dare gets out of line.

iquestion - for relying on unreliable news sources.

ShT because I feel the need too.

I smite having to pack to move.  Why can't I just have an apartment that I press one button and it folds into one tiny box (yes the whole apartment)!  That's how it works in the cartoons I remember.

I smite having to pack to move.  Why can't I just have an apartment that I press one button and it folds into one tiny box (yes the whole apartment)!  That's how it works in the cartoons I remember.

Perhaps you should invest in one of those magical tents that they use in Harry Potter?
J/K!!! ;D ;D

Good luck Patty

I smite Howard for making me feel bad for sitting eating chocolate whilst I read how healthy,fit and slim he is.

I didn't make you feel bad,I can't help it if I'm good looking. ;D

I didn't make you feel bad,I can't help it if I'm good looking. ;D


Is it hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way?  ??? ;D

Is it hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way?  ??? ;D


I never said I was perfect.

I didn't make you feel bad,I can't help it if I'm good looking. ;D
Well, that mask certainly helps, Howard!  ;D  Sorry.  You may smite me now.

Well, that mask certainly helps, Howard!  ;D  Sorry.  You may smite me now.


Nah,no smite for you LB.  ;)

You're a good sport, Howard.  :)

I smite ladybug316 'cuz Howard wouldn't. :D

Midas smite cause he's a blatant opportunist.

I'm also smiting Mother Nature.  She knows I hate rain.  Why am I being punished? :\'(

I smite Pathmark for making me work in the rain. :(

I smite Gis because she never PMs me...

I smite "low iq" because I like to and ShT's has infinite smite so it's not as much fun as it used to be...  ;D

and I smite Tam for mentioning Harry Potter which reminded me that the release date for the 6th film has been pushed back from Nov 08 to Summer 09...  >:(

Oh yeah and I smite Warner Brothers!

Oh yeah and I smite Warner Brothers!


For What?

For What?


I smite Howard for asking! :D


Midas smite cause he's a blatant opportunist.



Karamel for recognizing!

I smite Pathmark for making me work in the rain. :(


Howard, you're working outdoors for crying out loud...You're bound to get soaking wet every now and then. So here's a smite for you, for blaming Pathmark for something they're in no way responsible for. :P

Howard, you're working outdoors for crying out loud...You're bound to get soaking wet every now and then. So here's a smite for you, for blaming Pathmark for something they're in no way responsible for. :P



Thanks Henk,Here I'll smite you back. ;D

Page 2?  For that I smite Howard.

Philip Eno & ol' Shacky too.

and I smite Tam for mentioning Harry Potter which reminded me that the release date for the 6th film has been pushed back from Nov 08 to Summer 09...  >:(


The Son and I are so heated over this little tidbit!!!
We were completely geared up for this fall, and now because WB saw how Batman did, they want to open HP the same weekend next year! Greedy Asses!!!


Oh yeah and I smite Warner Brothers!


I'll smite them right along with ya Girl!!! 8)

I smite drivers in the parking lot at Pathmark today! >:(

Kathie smite, 'cuz it's been a while and she might get the impression she's off the hook. :P


ShT smite, 'cuz everyone does so why shouldn't I?


Howard smite. Now get me a cart. :P


Midas smite, 'cuz I can.

I smite Henk because I smite Midas because I can, not him!

I smite Henk because I smite Midas because I can, not him!


Very well. Consider yourself smited. :D

Oh god ShT and Lo iq posting in the same thread?!?  Smite them and then SHOOT ME  NOW!!!!

Oh god ShT and Lo iq posting in the same thread?!?  Smite them and then SHOOT ME  NOW!!!!
I refuse to shoot you but I will smite you! so there. :P

I smite Shacks because he posted something that was already posted before. ::)

I believe Henk deserves a morning smite.

Howard smite for getting me a cart with wobbly wheels. :P

iq smite because I'm sick of the same darn thing.

I smite Henk because I smite Midas because I can, not him!


I smite Gis for confusing me.

Nally gets a smite.

Nally gets a smite.


Aren't we a nally smiter today.

Midas smite for not conforming to proper name spelling.  :P

I believe Henk deserves a morning smite.

Howard smite for getting me a cart with wobbly wheels. :P

iq smite because I'm sick of the same darn thing.


Not my fault you customers treat them like crap every day.  ;D

Not my fault you customers treat them like crap every day.  ;D


No, that was the customer before me.  You're just being passive aggressive. :(

No, that was the customer before me.  You're just being passive aggressive. :(



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Ok Here You Go A brand new cart.

Aren't we a nally smiter today.

Midas smite for not conforming to proper name spelling.  :P


Nice try.  I used the name at the beginning of a sentence, which warrants a capital letter.  And I've only smotesmat him once today per the forum rules, so how could I be categorized as such a smiter?  ???

I smite Reynolds1863 for namecalling :P  O0  :D

Nice try.  I used the name at the beginning of a sentence, which warrants a capital letter.  And I've only smotesmat him once today per the forum rules, so how could I be categorized as such a smiter?  ???

I smite Reynolds1863 for namecalling :P  O0  :D


However on any given day when nally is cranky even using it in the beginning of a sentence can cause a ruckus.  Just thought I'd beat him to the punch. ;D

What?  It's not like I called you a jerk.

Smite to the idiot karate sesnsei that tried to talk me into paying $200 a month to put my daughter in karate.  I don't freaking think so.

However on any given day when nally is cranky even using it in the beginning of a sentence can cause a ruckus.  Just thought I'd beat him to the punch. ;D

What?  It's not like I called you a jerk.


I can smite if I want to, I can smite my friend's behind.  :o  :D


Smite to the idiot karate sesnsei that tried to talk me into paying $200 a month to put my daughter in karate.  I don't freaking think so.


GongSmite!

I smite my truck battery for dying.

I can smite if I want to, I can smite my friend's behind.   :o   :D

GongSmite!

I smite my truck battery for dying.
Karma for the Gongsmite, 'cause that's pretty funny.  Smite for the awful Men Without Hats reference and your avatar.  What the hell is that supposed to be, anyway?

Smite the LHC cryogenics

Karma for the Gongsmite, 'cause that's pretty funny.  Smite for the awful Men Without Hats reference and your avatar.  What the hell is that supposed to be, anyway?


It's a grainy pic of one of my turntables.  I won't smite you for not knowing. :P

It's a grainy pic of one of my turntables.  I won't smite you for not knowing. :P
It looks like an ant farm!  ;D

It looks like an ant farm!   ;D


;D

Records by Adam Ant and The Farm have been played onnit but not Alien Ant Farm.  :D

I smite Macphisto
I smite Agoraphobicwacko
And last but never least saver iquestion ::)

Howard

Howard




I smite Babooshka for not giving a reason for smiting Howard :D

Howard




For posting the "ass" picture,I'll take it down.   :(

For posting the "ass" picture,I'll take it down.   :(


Aw, I gave you karamel for that.  :D

And last but never least saver iquestion ::)


wait! stop! hold the bus!  Is that sarcasm or fact? ah what the heck I'm gonna smite him anyway.  smite both if it was sarcasm

For posting the "ass" picture,I'll take it down.   :(



Aw, I gave you karamel for that.  :D



aw I missed it  :-\\

aw I missed it  :-\\


I thought Midas was offended by it. ???

I thought Midas was offended by it. ???


Um, no.  Babooshka smotesmat you, not me.


But I smite Howard for accusing me of being offended by the pic :D

I smite Howard for dragging the LHC thread straight into the gutter.  >:(

I smite him for doing the same thing on the Big Bang theory thread.  8-P

Quick, somebody throw some cold water on Howard.  He's getting out of control again.   ;D

edit: I just realized that Karen and I are talking about the same thread.  ;D

Man,I'm being smoted every which way but loose. ;D

For posting the "ass" picture,I'll take it down.   :(


Nope.

That'd hardly offend me, it's just immature stuff imo, plus I never even seen it - but can imagine - knowing yer track record Howie.   ::)

I'm just sick of hearing about kissing people with smokey breath dilemmas.

wait! stop! hold the bus!  Is that sarcasm or fact? ah what the heck I'm gonna smite him anyway.  smite both if it was sarcasm




He says he isn't but i dont buy it ::)

He says he isn't but i dont buy it ::)



that actually explains a lot.

Nope.

That'd hardly offend me, it's just immature stuff imo, plus I never even seen it - but can imagine - knowing yer track record Howie.   ::)

I'm just sick of hearing about kissing people with smokey breath dilemmas.








I've just got too much on my mind.

I've just got too much on my mind.


And there we are, all thinking you've got only one thing on your mind... ::) ;)



I wanna smite Jeff (nally), really hard, for being oversensitive (again) about a capitalized n. It's just a username, for crying out loud, and it's not even a real word.

I smite Pathmark for giving me two 6 hour days this week.

I smite Pathmark for giving me two 6 hour days this week.


by those 2x 6 hour shifts, do you mean they are too short or too long for you?

And there we are, all thinking you've got only one thing on your mind... ::) ;)



I wanna smite Jeff (nally), really hard, for being oversensitive (again) about a capitalized n. It's just a username, for crying out loud, and it's not even a real word.


I give karamel to Henk.  Next week my show is being sponsored by the capital letter N. :D

I smite snoz, Jessica, Rice, Tia, ladybug, thereshegoes, Dagwood and Tam 'cuz it's been awhile.

Smite back atcha. :D

I smite ShT

by those 2x 6 hour shifts, do you mean they are too short or too long for you?


Too long for me.  :P

Smite you, Howard, you big crybaby.  I'd get my ass over my head and do a cartwheel for 6 hour days!

And a retaliation smite to Midas.

I give karamel to Henk.  Next week my show is being sponsored by the capital letter N. :D



Can't smite you now, can I? Instead I'll be giving you some karamel.


I smite Pathmark for giving me two 6 hour days this week.


I feel you, Howard. Six hour days, it's just inhuman.





















I hope it rains. :P And a smite with that.

Smite you, Howard, you big crybaby.  I'd get my ass over my head and do a cartwheel for 6 hour days!

And a retaliation smite to Midas.



Hey at least you're not out in the snow,rain,heat,wind,cold,rain almost all the time,Just be thankful you're not in my position.

Too long for me.  :P


yer gettin another smite Howie

yer gettin another smite Howie


Ok Go ahead Babooshka smite me. ::)

I smite Howard for his remark to Kamika about chocolate.

I smite Howard for his remark to Kamika about chocolate.


yeah and disclosing she 'likes to do it  in the dark'

that was an intimate comment meant for Howies lugs only..not ours   ::)

but lets face it we're gonna have this type of detail for as long as the relationship is on..

new posters don't realise we've had it all before

sigh
::)

I smite Howard for his remark to Kamika about chocolate.


I apologize,I'm sorry Karen. :(

yeah and disclosing she 'likes to do it  in the dark'

that was an intimate comment meant for Howies lugs only..not ours   ::)

but lets face it we're gonna have this type of detail for as long as the relationship is on..

new posters don't realise we've had it all before

sigh
::)







I'm sorry too Babooshka.

Hmm it's been a while so I smite Howard because even though i haven't read all the posts everyone else is smiting him for I can imagine........ ::)

I smite Henk, Dagwood, Tam and Nally.

AND Midas BECAUSE I CAN !!!!!!!!!! :P

Hmm it's been a while so I smite Howard because even though i haven't read all the posts everyone else is smiting him for I can imagine........

You haven' t read all my posts?!?!  :o

You don't know what you're missing!  ;D

Smiteback at Gis. :)

I smite ShT

I smite Gis for shouting at me. :P

I smite whistledog for the Hoff dispenser pic in LTE.  8-P

Nally also gets a smite from me.

I smite Shacks Train

Hmm it's been a while so I smite Howard because even though i haven't read all the posts everyone else is smiting him for I can imagine........ ::)

I smite Henk, Dagwood, Tam and Nally.

AND Midas BECAUSE I CAN !!!!!!!!!! :P


Smite backatcha. :D


And karma. With a capital n. ;)

I smite Preston my buddy at Pathmark who puts crap in my head telling me that Kamika has 2 boyfriends and then Kamika later tells me not to believe them(him),they're only corrupting your mind. ::)

I smite Preston my buddy at Pathmark who puts crap in my head telling me that Kamika has 2 boyfriends and then Kamika later tells me not to believe them(him),they're only corrupting your mind. ::)


Not much of a buddy, is he? :D

I smite Babooshka 'cuz I like saying Babooshka. ;D

Not much of a buddy, is he? :D

I smite Babooshka 'cuz I like saying Babooshka. ;D


I don't believe him,He seems like a liar,I don't know who to believe anymore,co-workers or the girl herself. ::)