Those hooks can be nasty!



but no scratches.

Fudge Henry VIII for the Dissolution of the Monasteries

...and for beheading all those wives...

Fudge cold mornings

...and for beheading all those wives...
He only beheaded two of his wves.

He only beheaded two of his wves.

Oh, only two?  Whew.  I stand corrected  ;D  Let's then ammend that fudge to read "Fudge to King Henry VIII for the way he got rid of his wives".  For although Katherine of Aragon did not lose her head, she was certainly shafted!

Oh, only two?  Whew.  I stand corrected  ;D  Let's then ammend that fudge to read "Fudge to King Henry VIII for the way he got rid of his wives".  For although Katherine of Aragon did not lose her head, she was certainly shafted!
"Divorced, beheaded, die, divorced, beheaded, survive." Is the mnemonic for the fates of Henry's wives.

Smite to neighbors who can't keep their stereo music confined to the privacy of their own homes.

Smite to neighbors who can't keep their stereo music confined to the privacy of their own homes.



fudge that too when people play loud music in their stupid cars.

Fudge the stupid flu my brother,Joel, has.

So I am thinking it is probably about time that I get this thread caught up...
Now to find the last time Patty updated for me! :P ;D

So I am thinking it is probably about time that I get this thread caught up...
Now to find the last time Patty updated for me! :P ;D



Good luck... now we know why we really won't see much of you this month!  :D

^^ need any help with this or do you got it?

So I am thinking it is probably about time that I get this thread caught up...
Now to find the last time Patty updated for me! :P ;D
How about if we all produce a collective table with our smite/fudge number and anyone caught cheating will be severely fudge?

How about if we all produce a collective table with our smite/fudge number and anyone caught cheating will be severely fudge?


That sounds good.

I smite the substitute bus driver who sailed past our house today.  Admittedly we weren't exactly at the bottom, I was about four or five paces away.  But I was wearing a bright red coat and would have been visible from the road as she drove up.

Fudge my sore throat and lose of voice.

fudge the 37 degree weather.  Seems to be quite a drop. The sky is gray and I'm freezing.

^^ need any help with this or do you got it?


I just need to find the last update that Patty did. The first page has the second to last update page number on it, but not the most recent...

fudge that too when people play loud music in their stupid cars.

Oh yes. That too. Smite to people who blast their car stereos. 8-P

florsit fudge,once again,I think I fudged her so many times it's coming out my rear end. ::)

florsit fudge,once again,I think I fudged her so many times it's coming out my rear end. ::)


Sounds more like it would be coming out of her rear end.

Smudge nearest family being 500 miles away and my closest friend 450 miles away  >:(

I just need to find the last update that Patty did. The first page has the second to last update page number on it, but not the most recent...


page 501?

page 501?


What number reply is it for I have only 363 pages (using at 25 replies per page).

florsit fudge,once again,I think I fudged her so many times it's coming out my rear end. ::)
Fudge Howard for being to descriptive!

Fudge Howard for being to descriptive!


Sorry about that Phil.

What number reply is it for I have only 363 pages (using at 25 replies per page).


Reply #7503

Reply #7503
Many thanks

New smite tally
We're up to date until post #7503 (almost 400 replies since last update!) 

Members:


2kidsami  121
Al-B  71
anabel  29
*Ash* 87
Badfinger-Fan  129
barefootrobin  58
Belle du Jour    125
Below Average Dave  21
Big Nasty 55
Bobo  70
Bookmistress4ever  150
Dagwood/Dagnabbit    180
Dizzy/thereshegoes  118
Foo Bar    116
Frank  12
gibbo 93
Gis  157
greenjello 63
Henk  155
Howard  693
JamieMcBain  47
Jessica  177
Karen  168
Ladybug316  177
MaxwellSmart 75
Meat  111
Michael C. 14
Midas  369
nally 110
Quirk  92
Reynolds1863  169
Rice Cube  141
seamermar 68
Silver power 23
snozberries  329
Son of Tam  54
stepchan 58
Tam  240
Tia  219
Username Deleted  128
wildcard  43
womble 16

Everyone else:

80sfan  4
90steen 1
Adagio 26
agoraphobicwacko 1
Arc  2
Archill25  1
Australian80schild 2
azx1210 1
Bill 1
BlueMolly2006 1
Bobby 5
Bobby36 1
Brian 2
Catwoman 7
CeramicsFanatic 1
ChuckyG 6
claybricks 1
Coco pup 4
Davester 2
Davey Thrashmister  1
DD (?) 8
Debbie 3
DelRio  1
Doc Brown 15 + 1 super-duper bitchy smite
digger 4
Dude111    ∞
Frenchie/Arc/Denise/Zap/Jack/Tami  2
Good Gal  1
guest cassie or whatever  7
GWBush2004 3
gypsy road 2
Haman Caiaphas  2
hawktheslayer 2
hot wax 1
jacks 1
jessssbeans 2
johnny5alive 4
Johnny_D 2
kyle23 4
ladyhawk 1
Little devil rider 1
lyricboy 4
Macphisto 6
Marian 3
Marty McFly 42
Mickey D 2
midnite 4
Mr. Cleveland 5
mushroom 3
Never Duplicated 2
Ninny 10
nsr 1
philbo 2
philip eno 74
robocopth1 6
Sammy Reed 2
Satan’s Dad 8
saver/iquestion ∞    23
seeburg220  1
SemperYoda  1
Sharky 2
shorssmant 1
statsqueen 5
Star500 2
sweet illest baby 11
Tanya1976 1
Trimac20 4
whistledog 10
woops. 13
VegettoVa90 8
YO DADDY 1
... (aka elipses) 3


walmart  4
OEO
The finger
stupid piece of sh*t crappy assed collection agency, ASShole Acceptance
those drunken buffoons in The Black Hole
the town council (or whoever else decided today was a holiday and closed the dump)
Gwyneth Paltrow and Robert Downey, Jr.  Iron Man SUCKS!
wildfires  5
The Beavers
Whomever made karen miss all the fun
Miss Piggy
Warner Brothers Movie Productions or whatever the hell they are called
Beaker
Obama  1
The U Scan Machines
the greedy shoppers who only cared about getting "great deals"..and didn't value someone's life 4
Billy Blanks
Sonic, Utz and Kraft
stupid sticky price tickets on gifts
the cheerful holiday atmosphere I feel around here
lice 4
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOklahoma
Morans?
Erin Moran
Snog, snogging etc.
Those lovely people who make Lipton tea
Eddie Izzard
Rice's Dog 2
Red Ant's boss
Patty's dirty house
Kate Bush
elmer's pruple (dries clear) glue
door to door salesmen
First Great Western Trains
McDonald's employees where Snoz was three
Black Ice and The Nissan Murano's Intuitive All Wheel Drive
irresponsible dog/pet owners  2
the woman sat next to Q at the taping of the Sherri Shpeherd Show
The Taliban

Mantrums and the men who have them
‘professional’ fundraisers
The devil
REALLY, REALLY SMITING the first grader in Sami’s daughters class
The fliers
Santa Ana winds
The guys who washed the carts on the rainy day
Spring
10772
Men who say “clitoris” in front of women
my sat nav or whatever makes it not work when I really need it
Ron Howard for his adaptation of Angels & Demons
the kids for not letting the rabbit have his Trix

Miscreants Everywhere!
Ash’s lazy ass
People who wear kilts
5 year-old boys
BM (Boobie Movements?)
Scout Den leader 3
People who water their lawns unnecessarily

Carpenter ants
ASCAP
being too poor for repairs 2
telemarketers 2
bare feet 1
bears 1
late nights 1
Blankets
Blankets who smite Huh
California State Supreme Court 1
Stain Mart 1
Pyrex for hurting Jess' foot 2
Amnesty International 1
Canada 1
Jerkwad customers 2
Astronomy magazine 1
Autoerotic Asphyxiation 1
JOHN JACOB JINGLE HEIMER SCHMIDT 1
Peter Piper's peck of pickled peppers that he picked 1
Peter Cottontail 1
rules 1
PETA 1
Mondays 2
nally's old neighbors who were rude to us from 1998 to 2000 1
the organizers of 2kidsami's convention 1
the world 1
Susan Boyle 1
students/former students shooting up Iowa (or any other for that matter) teachers/coaches 2
power outages/failures/surges/whatever you want to call them  1
anyone that gives hearing aids to people and doesn't program them with a volume control when they can 1
Succubi 1
broadcast TV for having nothing on for the next 15 minutes before the Cubs game 1
overpriced replacement parts 1
horny, spraying cats 1
the joker 1
coffee 1
bad-tasting coffee  1
stale doughnuts 1
all Lip Synchers 1
Tom Cruise  1
Gary Bettman 1
moving violations 1
ugly crossing guards 1
Michael Jackson coverage 4

the parking lot 1
ladybug's hot glue gun 5
having to get ready for work 1
the hardwood installer 1
John, anabel's coworker 1
some people anabel works with that are idiots 2
Tia’s co-worker
the people at Franks old job 2
Dustin Diamond 1
the two stupid assed kids who thought it'd be cool to steal parts off of a traffic light 1
the drunk ass kid who thought it'd be fun to shoplift 1
the 26 dumb asses who thought their fat asses would fit in an elevator Roll Eyes 1
the dumb ass from a southern state who hasn't heard from his girlfriend for three weeks  1
the girlfriend who seems to have disappeared off the planet  1
the 805 area code she called from which prompted him to call us to report her missing  1
the stupid laws that mandate a missing person report cannot be transferred to a more appropriate agency... like  oh I don't know....
  Oxnard PD since the call was made from there... but no... we have to take the call because the boyfriend called us.... 1
Frank's municipal gov'mt for nor providing adequate shelter for our homeless people and trying to sweep them under the rug so that
    everything looks "BEAUTIFUL" in the city when the Olympics come around in 7 months time  1
The big fat suv that is currently parked in front of our house  1
the yard sale shoppers for not coming to Dagnabbit's sale  1
flying home on the 'red-eye' 1
totally being confused about what day of the week it is 1
the high cost of gasoline 1
clowns 1
ladybug's low-rent shanty classless neighbors who may as well forego the education for their children and just send them right to juvie 2
moving 1
the lack of energy I currently possess or rather do not possess 1
Germany for letting their badgers get drunk without a friend to take care of them 1
Germany for invading Poland in 1939  1
that idiot kid who wasted the bus drivers time by using an invalid bus pass and wasting the passengers time  1
Bank Of America 2
the bad news in the newspaper 1
long lines in Dunkin Donuts  1
the busy signal  2
telephone prompts with no option to speak with a live operator 1
live operators 1
prank calls  1
Cell phone people 1
people who call you on the phone that have the wrong number 2
Telemarketers 1
BAC  1
Big Nasty's bad taste in teams 1
crows  4
snail trails 1
stupid parents of intelligent pre-school children  1
weird dreams that make you wake up and say "what the hell?" 2
those who were in car crashes,some people just don't know to drive 2
people that just run out in the street without a care 1
research papers...particularly when the transitions are so freaking hard to come by 1
everyone who keeps commenting on facebook and distracting Snoz everytime she gets on a roll  1
what is making wildcard want to doze off every minute  1
being caught in the rain and getting soaked THREE different times today 1
Yankee crows that eat insects!  2
being bored and not having an evil plan today  1
awful cover versions of good songs 1
foul smells  1
being broke for my birthday  2
living in a fixer-upper home and not being all too interested in home handyman repair or redecorating  1
ignorant people who stand on the seating in front of you  1
biology taking too much time  1
broken glass in the street and the idiots who leave it there  1
coming home late  1
Lego and K'Nex and all other toys with little pieces spread all over the games room 1
legos  2
kids who lose Lego pieces  1
fuel injectors in dagnabbit's truck  1
Snozberrie's bank account  1
the fact that Snoz didn't have a measley $5 to buy a ticket to something she really really wanted to attend.  1
rude waitresses  1
waitresses who expect a 20% tip when they act snotty and aloof  1
days that seem to go buy too quickly when you don't want them to  3
poop  3
radio announcers who like to talk during a song  1
the feeling of disappointment  1
Housework  2
lame experiments  1
the weird cat lady in Reynolds1863's neighborhood 1
all the mean teachers nally ever had  1
Snotty assed Russell kid
Kid who punked Q in the 4th Grade
All the kids who harassed nally in grade school
Grade school bullies
Max the 1st grader (infinite)
the oven instruction book for lying to karen
karen's oven 1
off days 1
complaints  1
arguements 1
Clean House show  1
clutter 1
Townhall protesters for acting like redneck barbarians 1
whatever makes wildcard blank out  1
Tam's poor observational skills 1
cold showers 1
not enough paycheck 1
the woman on the bus who felt she had to pass comment on the way Dai was taliking to the children 2
anyone that is NOT a parent that tries to tell parents how to raise their kids 1
ANYONE (period) who tries to tell Gibbo how to raise his children 1
hose new agey parents who let the kids have all the control 1
Elizabeth Hasselbach 1
bad drivers 1
drivers who haven't worked out how to indicate that they are turning 1
people who think they can get on public transit for free 2
drivers who think they can pass you on the right-hand shoulder illegally
drivers in the close parking spot you see you waiting and still take their sweet ass time pulling out of it  1
noisy motorcycles that think they can race up and down residential streets 1
people who weave in and out of traffic and think it's a friggin video game  2
people who drive quickly around car parks 2
VH1 1
Popeyes 1
people for calling twice  1
Howard's friend 3
non-instantaneous Pizza Delivery 1
procrastination 1
laziness 1
Snoz's clean apartment 1
karen forgetting what she was going to smite 1
the guy behind the counter when Howard said I wanted Fritos and he gave me Lays 1
the lady who saw snoz sorting socks and asked snoz if she had a lot of kids 1
Q's socks 1
not having a maid 2
laundry  1
work  1
atm machines that eat your card for the entire transaction  2
Howard's virginity  1
early mornings 1
Losing Patty's medications 1
cliffhangers on fantastic tv shows like true blood 2
hypnotic Shows/movies/books etc.  1
annoying co-workers who complain about every G*ddamn thing and make stuff so much more difficult than it really needs to be  1
______________________________
Snoz' Dad's family  1
Max’s Dad  1
Robin's husband 1
Bookmistress4ever's dad and my grandma 1
bookmistress4ever's mother-in-law and father-in-law  1
Ladybug316's Aunt Liz  1
Jess' parents 2
Howard's parents 1
Reynolds' twit of a niece who's main ambition in life is to drop out of college and work at a Burger King 1

any insect that can fly  2
bugs that fly in my face 2
mosquitos 4
and mosquito bites  3
flies  2

__________________________________________
Any type of weather 9
abnormal weather 2
Weird summer weather 1
Snow 3
Ice 2
Mother Nature 4
the humidity  10
rain  1
the snow that will come in January  1
the wind  1
wunderground weather forecasting  1
hot days where you are all sweaty and sticky  3
hot nights  2
showers and heavy gusty thunderstorms  1
thunderstorms  1
the inability to cool off 1
Monday's awful heat  1
heat  5
___________________________________________
Anything to do with Howard's Job  ∞
Pathmark for forgetting Howard had a check coming? (Shouldn't Howard know if he has a check coming?)
customers who keep throwing carts instead of handng it to Howard
Howard's store manager
Pathmark store manager
the woman yesterday at Pathmark who called another woman "an ass". 2
Angry customers
Pathmark customers who use the parking lot as The City Dump 4
people who don't want to come to work on Sundays  1
the wagons that don't belong in the parking lot (Toys R Us and Staples) 1
Howard's lazy coworkers 1
_______________________________________________________________________
someone on another forum who stole karen's sig line
the smilies because there is never one that encompasses everything I am feeling all at once!
THE 24 HOUR KARMA Rule/WARNING  3
people who try to fix their computers who have no idea what they are doing!  1
wii fit
the Signature Bar - 2kidsami can not get her ho ho hottie in full detail
Trolls who can't spell
The internet 2
Google
LTE – for being boring today
The Frogs  3
Dagwood’s frog avatar
Gis’s monkey
People who unthinkingly automatically 'reply to all' on a group e-mail 2
maintenance mode
Easter Avatars in May
Whoever is updating the Profile Bandit list
Slow server 2
Howard’s computer for flickering off and on last night
Bookmistress’s computer mouse
People who hide their 00ze status
Corrupted hard drives
Dell
Norton
Vista 2
Rice's computer 2
spammers 4
Politics Board 1
Yahoo for being a bitch 1
popup ads 1
pop-unders 1
the pic in Ash's sig line 1
Annonymous Informant 4
the lack of an official smite function  2
the computer whenever it freezes 1
the pesky little red x whenever it shows up in place of a picture that should be there 1
nally's signature line dolphins for not moving 1
Jessica's avatar  1
wildcard's scary jester/clown avatar and signature pics 3
Reynold's scanner 1
Paco's (seamaremer) computer  3
anabel's  photo gallery and Photobucket  1
badly designed websites  1
the "an error has occured" message  2
Howard's Netgear  1
the Guest at 04:29:36 PM Viewing the board index of inthe00s 1
nally's browser for sticking  1

_______________________________________
Al-B's asscrack
Jess' hands and feet  1
migraines
Erin's sinuses 2
Tam's sinuses  3
Tam's allergies 1
coughs and sneezes
PMS 1
swine flu 1
HPV 1
Ash's uterus 1
Pink eye
blisters 1
the pain of pricking your finger for blood tests 3
Jessica's teeth 1
Jess' pus 2
Monday morning headaches 2
corn pollen  1
summer allergies 1
Hot Flashes 1
Rice's stomach  1
allergic reactions in 2kidsami that cause hives and swollen lips...  especially the ones she have no clue as to why  1
earaches  2
headaches  2
sore throats 2
knee pain  2
yucky, icky boils 1
runny poops 1
sunburns 2
mood swings 1
Lunesta 2
the doctor that gave username deleted old samples of Lunesta  1

_________________________________________________________________________

The Oakland Raiders  1
Los Angeles Dodgers 3
the Dodgers' poor offense 1
Dodgers' lack of offense 2
Chicago Cubs management 1
Tampa Bay Rays 1

    * A. Cora  1
    * D. Murphy 1
    * C. Beltran 1
    * R. Church 1
    * J. Reed 1
    * O. Santos 1
    * L. Castillo 1
    * J. Santana, P 1
    * B. Parnell, P 1
    * P. Feliciano, P 1 

- collectively known as the N.Y. Mets
Denver Nuggets 1
LA Lakers 3
New York Yankees  25
JP Howell of the Seattle Mariners  1
Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins  1
the other team for scoring more than Rice's team did  1
the total lack of offense today 1
pitchers who don't throw strikes  1
Oakland A's for trading Matt Holliday just when the As are playing the Evil Empire (Yankees)  1
Astros' lack of offense  1
relievers not throwing strikes  1
baseball and all the baseball talk...and all those who talk baseball in the smite club  1
Manny Ramirez; he popped out to right field to end the game w/ bases loaded  1
A-roids 2
It is this thats needs updating... ?

I bought a pound of fudge Saturday

I bought a pound of fudge Saturday
How did it taste?

It is this thats needs updating... ?


Yeppers Philip! And I am on it! 8)

Members:


2kidsami  153
Al-B  87
*Ash* 103
Badfinger-Fan   148
barefootrobin   74
Belle du Jour    141
Below Average Dave  37
Big Nasty 72
Bobo  88
Bookmistress4ever  168
Dagwood/Dagnabbit    196
Dizzy/thereshegoes  134
Foo Bar    132
Frank  30
gibbo 114
Gis  167
greenjello 79
Henk   172
Howard   775
JamieMcBain  64
Jessica  194
Karen   184
Ladybug316  195
MaxwellSmart 91
Meat   129
Midas  387
nally   135
Philip Eno   98
Quirk   108
Red Ant  147
Reynolds1863  186
Rice Cube   157
seamermar 83
snozberries  366
Son of Tam   70
stepchan 74
Tam   260
Tia   236
Torey  33
wildcard  72
womble 34

Everyone else:

80sfan   4
90steen 1
Adagio 26
agoraphobicwacko 1
Appolonia   1
Arc  2
Archill25   1
Australian80schild 2
azx1210 1
Bill 1
BlueMolly2006 1
Bobby 5
Bobby36 1
Brian 2
Catwoman 7
CeramicsFanatic 1
Chasey   4
ChuckyG 6
claybricks 1
Coco pup 4
Davester 2
Davey Thrashmister   1
DD (?) 8
Debbie 3
DelRio  1
Doc Brown 18 + 1 super-duper bitchy smite
digger 4
Dude111    ∞
EmiLoca   1
Frenchie/Arc/Denise/Zap/Jack/Tami   2
Good Gal  1
guest cassie or whatever  7
GWBush2004 3
gypsy road 2
Haman Caiaphas  2
hawktheslayer 2
hot wax 1
jacks 1
jessssbeans 2
johnny5alive 4
Johnny_D 2
kyle23 4
ladyhawk 1
Limblifter   1
Little devil rider 1
lyricboy 6
Macphisto 6
Marian 3
Marty McFly 42
Mickey D 2
midnite 4
Mr. Cleveland 6
mushroom 3
Never Duplicated 2
Ninny 10
nsr 1
philbo 2
robocopth1 6
Ryan112390   1
Sammy Reed 2
Satan’s Dad 8
saver/iquestion ∞   23
seeburg220   1
SemperYoda  1
Sharky 2
shorssmant 1
statsqueen 5
Star500 2
sweet illest baby 11
Tanya1976 1
Trimac20 4
whistledog 10
woops. 13
VegettoVa90 8
YO DADDY 1
... (aka elipses) 3


walmart   4
OEO
The finger
stupid piece of sh*t crappy assed collection agency, ASShole Acceptance
those drunken buffoons in The Black Hole
the town council (or whoever else decided today was a holiday and closed the dump)
Gwyneth Paltrow and Robert Downey, Jr.  Iron Man SUCKS!
wildfires   5
The Beavers
Whomever made karen miss all the fun
Miss Piggy
Warner Brothers Movie Productions or whatever the hell they are called
Beaker
Obama   1
The U Scan Machines
the greedy shoppers who only cared about getting "great deals"..and didn't value someone's life 4
Billy Blanks
Sonic, Utz and Kraft
stupid sticky price tickets on gifts
the cheerful holiday atmosphere I feel around here
lice 4
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOklahoma
Morans?
Erin Moran
Snog, snogging etc.
Those lovely people who make Lipton tea
Eddie Izzard
Rice's Dog 2
Red Ant's boss
Patty's dirty house
Kate Bush
elmer's pruple (dries clear) glue
door to door salesmen
First Great Western Trains
McDonald's employees where Snoz was three
Black Ice and The Nissan Murano's Intuitive All Wheel Drive
irresponsible dog/pet owners  2
the woman sat next to Q at the taping of the Sherri Shpeherd Show
The Taliban

Mantrums and the men who have them
‘professional’ fundraisers
The devil
REALLY, REALLY SMITING the first grader in Sami’s daughters class
The fliers
Santa Ana winds
The guys who washed the carts on the rainy day
Spring
10772
Men who say “clitoris” in front of women
my sat nav or whatever makes it not work when I really need it
Ron Howard for his adaptation of Angels & Demons
the kids for not letting the rabbit have his Trix

Miscreants Everywhere!
Ash’s lazy ass
People who wear kilts
5 year-old boys
BM (Boobie Movements?)
Scout Den leader 3
People who water their lawns unnecessarily

Carpenter ants
ASCAP
being too poor for repairs 2
telemarketers 2
bare feet 1
bears 1
late nights 1
Blankets
Blankets who smite Huh
California State Supreme Court 1
Stain Mart 1
Pyrex for hurting Jess' foot 2
Amnesty International 1
Canada 1
Jerkwad customers 2
Astronomy magazine 1
Autoerotic Asphyxiation 1
JOHN JACOB JINGLE HEIMER SCHMIDT 1
Peter Piper's peck of pickled peppers that he picked 1
Peter Cottontail 1
rules 1
PETA 1
Mondays 2
nally's old neighbors who were rude to us from 1998 to 2000 1
the organizers of 2kidsami's convention 1
the world 1
Susan Boyle 1
students/former students shooting up Iowa (or any other for that matter) teachers/coaches 2
power outages/failures/surges/whatever you want to call them  1
anyone that gives hearing aids to people and doesn't program them with a volume control when they can 1
Succubi 1
broadcast TV for having nothing on for the next 15 minutes before the Cubs game 1
overpriced replacement parts 1
horny, spraying cats 1
the joker 1
coffee 1
bad-tasting coffee  1
stale doughnuts 1
all Lip Synchers 1
Tom Cruise  1
Gary Bettman 1
moving violations 1
ugly crossing guards 1
Michael Jackson coverage 4

the parking lot 1
ladybug's hot glue gun 5
having to get ready for work 1
the hardwood installer 1
John, anabel's coworker 1
some people anabel works with that are idiots 2
Tia’s co-worker
the people at Franks old job 2
Dustin Diamond 1
the two stupid assed kids who thought it'd be cool to steal parts off of a traffic light 1
the drunk ass kid who thought it'd be fun to shoplift 1
the 26 dumb asses who thought their fat asses would fit in an elevator Roll Eyes 1
the dumb ass from a southern state who hasn't heard from his girlfriend for three weeks  1
the girlfriend who seems to have disappeared off the planet  1
the 805 area code she called from which prompted him to call us to report her missing  1
the stupid laws that mandate a missing person report cannot be transferred to a more appropriate agency... like  oh I don't know....
  Oxnard PD since the call was made from there... but no... we have to take the call because the boyfriend called us.... 1
Frank's municipal gov'mt for nor providing adequate shelter for our homeless people and trying to sweep them under the rug so that
   everything looks "BEAUTIFUL" in the city when the Olympics come around in 7 months time  1
The big fat suv that is currently parked in front of our house  1
the yard sale shoppers for not coming to Dagnabbit's sale  1
flying home on the 'red-eye' 1
totally being confused about what day of the week it is 1
the high cost of gasoline 1
clowns 1
ladybug's low-rent shanty classless neighbors who may as well forego the education for their children and just send them right to juvie 2
moving 1
the lack of energy I currently possess or rather do not possess 1
Germany for letting their badgers get drunk without a friend to take care of them 1
Germany for invading Poland in 1939  1
that idiot kid who wasted the bus drivers time by using an invalid bus pass and wasting the passengers time  1
Bank Of America 2
the bad news in the newspaper 1
long lines in Dunkin Donuts  1
the busy signal  2
telephone prompts with no option to speak with a live operator 1
live operators 1
prank calls  1
Cell phone people 1
people who call you on the phone that have the wrong number 2
Telemarketers 1
BAC  1
Big Nasty's bad taste in teams 1
crows  4
snail trails 1
stupid parents of intelligent pre-school children  1
weird dreams that make you wake up and say "what the hell?" 2
those who were in car crashes,some people just don't know to drive 2
people that just run out in the street without a care 1
research papers...particularly when the transitions are so freaking hard to come by 1
everyone who keeps commenting on facebook and distracting Snoz everytime she gets on a roll   1
what is making wildcard want to doze off every minute  1
being caught in the rain and getting soaked THREE different times today 1
Yankee crows that eat insects!  2
being bored and not having an evil plan today  1
awful cover versions of good songs 1
foul smells  1
being broke for my birthday  2
living in a fixer-upper home and not being all too interested in home handyman repair or redecorating  1
ignorant people who stand on the seating in front of you  1
biology taking too much time  1
broken glass in the street and the idiots who leave it there  1
coming home late  1
Lego and K'Nex and all other toys with little pieces spread all over the games room 1
legos  2
kids who lose Lego pieces  1
fuel injectors in dagnabbit's truck  1
Snozberrie's bank account   1
the fact that Snoz didn't have a measley $5 to buy a ticket to something she really really wanted to attend.  1
rude waitresses  1
waitresses who expect a 20% tip when they act snotty and aloof  1
days that seem to go buy too quickly when you don't want them to   3
poop  3
radio announcers who like to talk during a song  1
the feeling of disappointment  1
Housework  2
lame experiments  1
the weird cat lady in Reynolds1863's neighborhood 1
all the mean teachers nally ever had  1
Snotty assed Russell kid
Kid who punked Q in the 4th Grade
All the kids who harassed nally in grade school
Grade school bullies
Max the 1st grader (infinite)
the oven instruction book for lying to karen
karen's oven 1
off days 1
complaints  1
arguements 1
Clean House show  1
clutter 1
Townhall protesters for acting like redneck barbarians 1
whatever makes wildcard blank out  1
Tam's poor observational skills 1
cold showers 1
not enough paycheck 1
the woman on the bus who felt she had to pass comment on the way Dai was taliking to the children 2
anyone that is NOT a parent that tries to tell parents how to raise their kids 1
ANYONE (period) who tries to tell Gibbo how to raise his children 1
hose new agey parents who let the kids have all the control 1
Elizabeth Hasselbach 1
bad drivers 1
drivers who haven't worked out how to indicate that they are turning 1
people who think they can get on public transit for free 2
drivers who think they can pass you on the right-hand shoulder illegally
drivers in the close parking spot you see you waiting and still take their sweet ass time pulling out of it  1
noisy motorcycles that think they can race up and down residential streets 1
people who weave in and out of traffic and think it's a friggin video game  2
people who drive quickly around car parks 2
VH1 1
Popeyes 1
people for calling twice  1
Howard's friend 3
non-instantaneous Pizza Delivery 1
procrastination 1
laziness 1
Snoz's clean apartment 1
karen forgetting what she was going to smite 1
the guy behind the counter when Howard said I wanted Fritos and he gave me Lays 1
the lady who saw snoz sorting socks and asked snoz if she had a lot of kids 1
Q's socks 1
not having a maid 2
laundry  1
work  1
atm machines that eat your card for the entire transaction  2
Howard's virginity  1
early mornings 1
Losing Patty's medications 1
cliffhangers on fantastic tv shows like true blood 2
hypnotic Shows/movies/books etc.  1
annoying co-workers who complain about every G*ddamn thing and make stuff so much more difficult than it really needs to be  1
______________________________
Snoz' Dad's family  1
Max’s Dad  1
Robin's husband 1
Bookmistress4ever's dad and my grandma 1
bookmistress4ever's mother-in-law and father-in-law  1
Ladybug316's Aunt Liz  1
Jess' parents 2
Howard's parents 1
Reynolds' twit of a niece who's main ambition in life is to drop out of college and work at a Burger King 1

any insect that can fly  2
bugs that fly in my face 2
mosquitos 4
and mosquito bites  3
flies  2

__________________________________________
Any type of weather 9
abnormal weather 2
Weird summer weather 1
Snow 3
Ice 2
Mother Nature 4
the humidity  10
rain  1
the snow that will come in January  1
the wind  1
wunderground weather forecasting  1
hot days where you are all sweaty and sticky  3
hot nights  2
showers and heavy gusty thunderstorms  1
thunderstorms  1
the inability to cool off 1
Monday's awful heat  1
heat  5
___________________________________________
Anything to do with Howard's Job  ∞
Pathmark for forgetting Howard had a check coming? (Shouldn't Howard know if he has a check coming?)
customers who keep throwing carts instead of handng it to Howard
Howard's store manager
Pathmark store manager
the woman yesterday at Pathmark who called another woman "an ass". 2
Angry customers
Pathmark customers who use the parking lot as The City Dump 4
people who don't want to come to work on Sundays  1
the wagons that don't belong in the parking lot (Toys R Us and Staples) 1
Howard's lazy coworkers 1
_______________________________________________________________________
someone on another forum who stole karen's sig line
the smilies because there is never one that encompasses everything I am feeling all at once!
THE 24 HOUR KARMA Rule/WARNING  3
people who try to fix their computers who have no idea what they are doing!  1
wii fit
the Signature Bar - 2kidsami can not get her ho ho hottie in full detail
Trolls who can't spell
The internet 2
Google
LTE – for being boring today
The Frogs  3
Dagwood’s frog avatar
Gis’s monkey
People who unthinkingly automatically 'reply to all' on a group e-mail 2
maintenance mode
Easter Avatars in May
Whoever is updating the Profile Bandit list
Slow server 2
Howard’s computer for flickering off and on last night
Bookmistress’s computer mouse
People who hide their 00ze status
Corrupted hard drives
Dell
Norton
Vista 2
Rice's computer 2
spammers 4
Politics Board 1
Yahoo for being a bitch 1
popup ads 1
pop-unders 1
the pic in Ash's sig line 1
Annonymous Informant 4
the lack of an official smite function  2
the computer whenever it freezes 1
the pesky little red x whenever it shows up in place of a picture that should be there 1
nally's signature line dolphins for not moving 1
Jessica's avatar  1
wildcard's scary jester/clown avatar and signature pics 3
Reynold's scanner 1
Paco's (seamaremer) computer  3
anabel's  photo gallery and Photobucket  1
badly designed websites  1
the "an error has occured" message  2
Howard's Netgear  1
the Guest at 04:29:36 PM Viewing the board index of inthe00s 1
nally's browser for sticking  1

_______________________________________
Al-B's asscrack
Jess' hands and feet  1
migraines
Erin's sinuses 2
Tam's sinuses   3
Tam's allergies 1
coughs and sneezes
PMS 1
swine flu 1
HPV 1
Ash's uterus 1
Pink eye
blisters 1
the pain of pricking your finger for blood tests 3
Jessica's teeth 1
Jess' pus 2
Monday morning headaches 2
corn pollen  1
summer allergies 1
Hot Flashes 1
Rice's stomach  1
allergic reactions in 2kidsami that cause hives and swollen lips...  especially the ones she have no clue as to why  1
earaches  2
headaches  2
sore throats 2
knee pain  2
yucky, icky boils 1
runny poops 1
sunburns 2
mood swings 1
Lunesta 2
the doctor that gave username deleted old samples of Lunesta  1

_________________________________________________________________________

The Oakland Raiders  1
Los Angeles Dodgers 3
the Dodgers' poor offense 1
Dodgers' lack of offense 2
Chicago Cubs management 1
Tampa Bay Rays 1

   * A. Cora  1
   * D. Murphy 1
   * C. Beltran 1
   * R. Church 1
   * J. Reed 1
   * O. Santos 1
   * L. Castillo 1
   * J. Santana, P 1
   * B. Parnell, P 1
   * P. Feliciano, P 1  

- collectively known as the N.Y. Mets
Denver Nuggets 1
LA Lakers 3
New York Yankees  32
JP Howell of the Seattle Mariners  1
Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins  1
the other team for scoring more than Rice's team did  1
the total lack of offense today 1
pitchers who don't throw strikes  1
Oakland A's for trading Matt Holliday just when the As are playing the Evil Empire (Yankees)  1
Astros' lack of offense  1
relievers not throwing strikes  1
baseball and all the baseball talk...and all those who talk baseball in the smite club  1
Manny Ramirez; he popped out to right field to end the game w/ bases loaded  1
A-roids 2
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Kid snoring during Buffy
Heat and humidity
Weight loss
Stop and shop register
Subway
Master James' TMI on going booboo
Statsqueens laptop
NYC police commisioner Ray kelly's ugly ass green tie!
Master James' school lunch program    10
End of Renegade Retro Radio   3
Charles Darwin
Stress   4
Vinny's Boss   2
Facebook   5
Kanye West   3
Dodgers   1
Cancer   15

I smite the snow.  It took me 2 HOURS to get to work today!!!  It normally takes 25 minutes.

>:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Update is complete. It only took me 2.5 hours to do and 104 pages! :o

Ah well, off we go!

Yeppers Philip! And I am on it! 8)

Members:


2kidsami  153
Al-B  87
*Ash* 103
Badfinger-Fan   148
barefootrobin   74
Belle du Jour    141
Below Average Dave  37
Big Nasty 72
Bobo  88
Bookmistress4ever  168
Dagwood/Dagnabbit    196
Dizzy/thereshegoes  134
Foo Bar    132
Frank  30
gibbo 114
Gis  167
greenjello 79
Henk   172
Howard   775
JamieMcBain  64
Jessica  194
Karen   184
Ladybug316  195
MaxwellSmart 91
Meat   129
Midas  387
nally   135
Philip Eno   98
Quirk   108
Red Ant  147
Reynolds1863  186
Rice Cube   157
seamermar 83
snozberries  366
Son of Tam   70
stepchan 74
Tam   260
Tia   236
Torey  33
wildcard  72
womble 34

Everyone else:

80sfan   4
90steen 1
Adagio 26
agoraphobicwacko 1
Appolonia   1
Arc  2
Archill25   1
Australian80schild 2
azx1210 1
Bill 1
BlueMolly2006 1
Bobby 5
Bobby36 1
Brian 2
Catwoman 7
CeramicsFanatic 1
Chasey   4
ChuckyG 6
claybricks 1
Coco pup 4
Davester 2
Davey Thrashmister   1
DD (?) 8
Debbie 3
DelRio  1
Doc Brown 18 + 1 super-duper bitchy smite
digger 4
Dude111    ∞
EmiLoca   1
Frenchie/Arc/Denise/Zap/Jack/Tami   2
Good Gal  1
guest cassie or whatever  7
GWBush2004 3
gypsy road 2
Haman Caiaphas  2
hawktheslayer 2
hot wax 1
jacks 1
jessssbeans 2
johnny5alive 4
Johnny_D 2
kyle23 4
ladyhawk 1
Limblifter   1
Little devil rider 1
lyricboy 6
Macphisto 6
Marian 3
Marty McFly 42
Mickey D 2
midnite 4
Mr. Cleveland 6
mushroom 3
Never Duplicated 2
Ninny 10
nsr 1
philbo 2
philip eno 74
robocopth1 6
Ryan112390   1
Sammy Reed 2
Satan’s Dad 8
saver/iquestion ∞   23
seeburg220   1
SemperYoda  1
Sharky 2
shorssmant 1
statsqueen 5
Star500 2
sweet illest baby 11
Tanya1976 1
Trimac20 4
whistledog 10
woops. 13
VegettoVa90 8
YO DADDY 1
... (aka elipses) 3


walmart   4
OEO
The finger
stupid piece of sh*t crappy assed collection agency, ASShole Acceptance
those drunken buffoons in The Black Hole
the town council (or whoever else decided today was a holiday and closed the dump)
Gwyneth Paltrow and Robert Downey, Jr.  Iron Man SUCKS!
wildfires   5
The Beavers
Whomever made karen miss all the fun
Miss Piggy
Warner Brothers Movie Productions or whatever the hell they are called
Beaker
Obama   1
The U Scan Machines
the greedy shoppers who only cared about getting "great deals"..and didn't value someone's life 4
Billy Blanks
Sonic, Utz and Kraft
stupid sticky price tickets on gifts
the cheerful holiday atmosphere I feel around here
lice 4
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOklahoma
Morans?
Erin Moran
Snog, snogging etc.
Those lovely people who make Lipton tea
Eddie Izzard
Rice's Dog 2
Red Ant's boss
Patty's dirty house
Kate Bush
elmer's pruple (dries clear) glue
door to door salesmen
First Great Western Trains
McDonald's employees where Snoz was three
Black Ice and The Nissan Murano's Intuitive All Wheel Drive
irresponsible dog/pet owners  2
the woman sat next to Q at the taping of the Sherri Shpeherd Show
The Taliban

Mantrums and the men who have them
‘professional’ fundraisers
The devil
REALLY, REALLY SMITING the first grader in Sami’s daughters class
The fliers
Santa Ana winds
The guys who washed the carts on the rainy day
Spring
10772
Men who say “clitoris” in front of women
my sat nav or whatever makes it not work when I really need it
Ron Howard for his adaptation of Angels & Demons
the kids for not letting the rabbit have his Trix

Miscreants Everywhere!
Ash’s lazy ass
People who wear kilts
5 year-old boys
BM (Boobie Movements?)
Scout Den leader 3
People who water their lawns unnecessarily

Carpenter ants
ASCAP
being too poor for repairs 2
telemarketers 2
bare feet 1
bears 1
late nights 1
Blankets
Blankets who smite Huh
California State Supreme Court 1
Stain Mart 1
Pyrex for hurting Jess' foot 2
Amnesty International 1
Canada 1
Jerkwad customers 2
Astronomy magazine 1
Autoerotic Asphyxiation 1
JOHN JACOB JINGLE HEIMER SCHMIDT 1
Peter Piper's peck of pickled peppers that he picked 1
Peter Cottontail 1
rules 1
PETA 1
Mondays 2
nally's old neighbors who were rude to us from 1998 to 2000 1
the organizers of 2kidsami's convention 1
the world 1
Susan Boyle 1
students/former students shooting up Iowa (or any other for that matter) teachers/coaches 2
power outages/failures/surges/whatever you want to call them  1
anyone that gives hearing aids to people and doesn't program them with a volume control when they can 1
Succubi 1
broadcast TV for having nothing on for the next 15 minutes before the Cubs game 1
overpriced replacement parts 1
horny, spraying cats 1
the joker 1
coffee 1
bad-tasting coffee  1
stale doughnuts 1
all Lip Synchers 1
Tom Cruise  1
Gary Bettman 1
moving violations 1
ugly crossing guards 1
Michael Jackson coverage 4

the parking lot 1
ladybug's hot glue gun 5
having to get ready for work 1
the hardwood installer 1
John, anabel's coworker 1
some people anabel works with that are idiots 2
Tia’s co-worker
the people at Franks old job 2
Dustin Diamond 1
the two stupid assed kids who thought it'd be cool to steal parts off of a traffic light 1
the drunk ass kid who thought it'd be fun to shoplift 1
the 26 dumb asses who thought their fat asses would fit in an elevator Roll Eyes 1
the dumb ass from a southern state who hasn't heard from his girlfriend for three weeks  1
the girlfriend who seems to have disappeared off the planet  1
the 805 area code she called from which prompted him to call us to report her missing  1
the stupid laws that mandate a missing person report cannot be transferred to a more appropriate agency... like  oh I don't know....
  Oxnard PD since the call was made from there... but no... we have to take the call because the boyfriend called us.... 1
Frank's municipal gov'mt for nor providing adequate shelter for our homeless people and trying to sweep them under the rug so that
   everything looks "BEAUTIFUL" in the city when the Olympics come around in 7 months time  1
The big fat suv that is currently parked in front of our house  1
the yard sale shoppers for not coming to Dagnabbit's sale  1
flying home on the 'red-eye' 1
totally being confused about what day of the week it is 1
the high cost of gasoline 1
clowns 1
ladybug's low-rent shanty classless neighbors who may as well forego the education for their children and just send them right to juvie 2
moving 1
the lack of energy I currently possess or rather do not possess 1
Germany for letting their badgers get drunk without a friend to take care of them 1
Germany for invading Poland in 1939  1
that idiot kid who wasted the bus drivers time by using an invalid bus pass and wasting the passengers time  1
Bank Of America 2
the bad news in the newspaper 1
long lines in Dunkin Donuts  1
the busy signal  2
telephone prompts with no option to speak with a live operator 1
live operators 1
prank calls  1
Cell phone people 1
people who call you on the phone that have the wrong number 2
Telemarketers 1
BAC  1
Big Nasty's bad taste in teams 1
crows  4
snail trails 1
stupid parents of intelligent pre-school children  1
weird dreams that make you wake up and say "what the hell?" 2
those who were in car crashes,some people just don't know to drive 2
people that just run out in the street without a care 1
research papers...particularly when the transitions are so freaking hard to come by 1
everyone who keeps commenting on facebook and distracting Snoz everytime she gets on a roll   1
what is making wildcard want to doze off every minute  1
being caught in the rain and getting soaked THREE different times today 1
Yankee crows that eat insects!  2
being bored and not having an evil plan today  1
awful cover versions of good songs 1
foul smells  1
being broke for my birthday  2
living in a fixer-upper home and not being all too interested in home handyman repair or redecorating  1
ignorant people who stand on the seating in front of you  1
biology taking too much time  1
broken glass in the street and the idiots who leave it there  1
coming home late  1
Lego and K'Nex and all other toys with little pieces spread all over the games room 1
legos  2
kids who lose Lego pieces  1
fuel injectors in dagnabbit's truck  1
Snozberrie's bank account   1
the fact that Snoz didn't have a measley $5 to buy a ticket to something she really really wanted to attend.  1
rude waitresses  1
waitresses who expect a 20% tip when they act snotty and aloof  1
days that seem to go buy too quickly when you don't want them to   3
poop  3
radio announcers who like to talk during a song  1
the feeling of disappointment  1
Housework  2
lame experiments  1
the weird cat lady in Reynolds1863's neighborhood 1
all the mean teachers nally ever had  1
Snotty assed Russell kid
Kid who punked Q in the 4th Grade
All the kids who harassed nally in grade school
Grade school bullies
Max the 1st grader (infinite)
the oven instruction book for lying to karen
karen's oven 1
off days 1
complaints  1
arguements 1
Clean House show  1
clutter 1
Townhall protesters for acting like redneck barbarians 1
whatever makes wildcard blank out  1
Tam's poor observational skills 1
cold showers 1
not enough paycheck 1
the woman on the bus who felt she had to pass comment on the way Dai was taliking to the children 2
anyone that is NOT a parent that tries to tell parents how to raise their kids 1
ANYONE (period) who tries to tell Gibbo how to raise his children 1
hose new agey parents who let the kids have all the control 1
Elizabeth Hasselbach 1
bad drivers 1
drivers who haven't worked out how to indicate that they are turning 1
people who think they can get on public transit for free 2
drivers who think they can pass you on the right-hand shoulder illegally
drivers in the close parking spot you see you waiting and still take their sweet ass time pulling out of it  1
noisy motorcycles that think they can race up and down residential streets 1
people who weave in and out of traffic and think it's a friggin video game  2
people who drive quickly around car parks 2
VH1 1
Popeyes 1
people for calling twice  1
Howard's friend 3
non-instantaneous Pizza Delivery 1
procrastination 1
laziness 1
Snoz's clean apartment 1
karen forgetting what she was going to smite 1
the guy behind the counter when Howard said I wanted Fritos and he gave me Lays 1
the lady who saw snoz sorting socks and asked snoz if she had a lot of kids 1
Q's socks 1
not having a maid 2
laundry  1
work  1
atm machines that eat your card for the entire transaction  2
Howard's virginity  1
early mornings 1
Losing Patty's medications 1
cliffhangers on fantastic tv shows like true blood 2
hypnotic Shows/movies/books etc.  1
annoying co-workers who complain about every G*ddamn thing and make stuff so much more difficult than it really needs to be  1
______________________________
Snoz' Dad's family  1
Max’s Dad  1
Robin's husband 1
Bookmistress4ever's dad and my grandma 1
bookmistress4ever's mother-in-law and father-in-law  1
Ladybug316's Aunt Liz  1
Jess' parents 2
Howard's parents 1
Reynolds' twit of a niece who's main ambition in life is to drop out of college and work at a Burger King 1

any insect that can fly  2
bugs that fly in my face 2
mosquitos 4
and mosquito bites  3
flies  2

__________________________________________
Any type of weather 9
abnormal weather 2
Weird summer weather 1
Snow 3
Ice 2
Mother Nature 4
the humidity  10
rain  1
the snow that will come in January  1
the wind  1
wunderground weather forecasting  1
hot days where you are all sweaty and sticky  3
hot nights  2
showers and heavy gusty thunderstorms  1
thunderstorms  1
the inability to cool off 1
Monday's awful heat  1
heat  5
___________________________________________
Anything to do with Howard's Job  ∞
Pathmark for forgetting Howard had a check coming? (Shouldn't Howard know if he has a check coming?)
customers who keep throwing carts instead of handng it to Howard
Howard's store manager
Pathmark store manager
the woman yesterday at Pathmark who called another woman "an ass". 2
Angry customers
Pathmark customers who use the parking lot as The City Dump 4
people who don't want to come to work on Sundays  1
the wagons that don't belong in the parking lot (Toys R Us and Staples) 1
Howard's lazy coworkers 1
_______________________________________________________________________
someone on another forum who stole karen's sig line
the smilies because there is never one that encompasses everything I am feeling all at once!
THE 24 HOUR KARMA Rule/WARNING  3
people who try to fix their computers who have no idea what they are doing!  1
wii fit
the Signature Bar - 2kidsami can not get her ho ho hottie in full detail
Trolls who can't spell
The internet 2
Google
LTE – for being boring today
The Frogs  3
Dagwood’s frog avatar
Gis’s monkey
People who unthinkingly automatically 'reply to all' on a group e-mail 2
maintenance mode
Easter Avatars in May
Whoever is updating the Profile Bandit list
Slow server 2
Howard’s computer for flickering off and on last night
Bookmistress’s computer mouse
People who hide their 00ze status
Corrupted hard drives
Dell
Norton
Vista 2
Rice's computer 2
spammers 4
Politics Board 1
Yahoo for being a bitch 1
popup ads 1
pop-unders 1
the pic in Ash's sig line 1
Annonymous Informant 4
the lack of an official smite function  2
the computer whenever it freezes 1
the pesky little red x whenever it shows up in place of a picture that should be there 1
nally's signature line dolphins for not moving 1
Jessica's avatar  1
wildcard's scary jester/clown avatar and signature pics 3
Reynold's scanner 1
Paco's (seamaremer) computer  3
anabel's  photo gallery and Photobucket  1
badly designed websites  1
the "an error has occured" message  2
Howard's Netgear  1
the Guest at 04:29:36 PM Viewing the board index of inthe00s 1
nally's browser for sticking  1

_______________________________________
Al-B's asscrack
Jess' hands and feet  1
migraines
Erin's sinuses 2
Tam's sinuses   3
Tam's allergies 1
coughs and sneezes
PMS 1
swine flu 1
HPV 1
Ash's uterus 1
Pink eye
blisters 1
the pain of pricking your finger for blood tests 3
Jessica's teeth 1
Jess' pus 2
Monday morning headaches 2
corn pollen  1
summer allergies 1
Hot Flashes 1
Rice's stomach  1
allergic reactions in 2kidsami that cause hives and swollen lips...  especially the ones she have no clue as to why  1
earaches  2
headaches  2
sore throats 2
knee pain  2
yucky, icky boils 1
runny poops 1
sunburns 2
mood swings 1
Lunesta 2
the doctor that gave username deleted old samples of Lunesta  1

_________________________________________________________________________

The Oakland Raiders  1
Los Angeles Dodgers 3
the Dodgers' poor offense 1
Dodgers' lack of offense 2
Chicago Cubs management 1
Tampa Bay Rays 1

   * A. Cora  1
   * D. Murphy 1
   * C. Beltran 1
   * R. Church 1
   * J. Reed 1
   * O. Santos 1
   * L. Castillo 1
   * J. Santana, P 1
   * B. Parnell, P 1
   * P. Feliciano, P 1  

- collectively known as the N.Y. Mets
Denver Nuggets 1
LA Lakers 3
New York Yankees  32
JP Howell of the Seattle Mariners  1
Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins  1
the other team for scoring more than Rice's team did  1
the total lack of offense today 1
pitchers who don't throw strikes  1
Oakland A's for trading Matt Holliday just when the As are playing the Evil Empire (Yankees)  1
Astros' lack of offense  1
relievers not throwing strikes  1
baseball and all the baseball talk...and all those who talk baseball in the smite club  1
Manny Ramirez; he popped out to right field to end the game w/ bases loaded  1
A-roids 2
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Kid snoring during Buffy
Heat and humidity
Weight loss
Stop and shop register
Subway
Master James' TMI on going booboo
Statsqueens laptop
NYC police commisioner Ray kelly's ugly ass green tie!
Master James' school lunch program    10
End of Renegade Retro Radio   3
Charles Darwin
Stress   4
Vinny's Boss   2
Facebook   5
Kanye West   3
Dodgers   1
Cancer   15
Crikey!

Update is complete. It only took me 2.5 hours to do and 104 pages! :o

Ah well, off we go!
You can only be deserved on one thing...

...a good rest.

How did it taste?
much better than the fudge served here  8) 

much better than the fudge served here  8) 
Delicious?

I smite the snow.  It took me 2 HOURS to get to work today!!!  It normally takes 25 minutes.

>:( >:( >:( >:( >:(


It was a nasty drive this morning.  Now I am looking out the window to blue sky...if only it would get above freezing.


Thanks for the update, Tam.  You rock. 8)

Delicious?
indeed, very much so.  Belgian dark choclate FUDGE

Wow,that's a giantic list of fudges.  :o

Wow,that's a giantic list of fudges.  :o
yeah, they packed a lot of fudge into those posts

yeah, they packed a lot of fudge into those posts


and I'm still top of the list of fudges.

That list is so hilarious !  Thanks for updating.

I fudge black velcro.

Thanks for the update, Tam.  You rock. 8)

Ditto. O0


However, I see Philip listed in both the "Members" and "everyone else" category.

Ditto. O0


However, I see Philip listed in both the "Members" and "everyone else" category.


Ya, I forgot to remove him from the everyone else part... I shall go edit that now. ;)

Ditto. O0


However, I see Philip listed in both the "Members" and "everyone else" category.
I did not noticed that.

I did not noticed that.

Probably because it has now been taken care of.

366  :o  I smite everyone who's under 300 ('cept Tam cuz after that update you should be fudge free!)

366  :o  I smite everyone who's under 300 ('cept Tam cuz after that update you should be fudge free!)



How does one be fudge free? ???

366  :o  I smite everyone who's under 300 ('cept Tam cuz after that update you should be fudge free!)


As a member with less than 300 I smite you back. :P

excellent update, but doing it in ABC order puts me 2nd to last.  It's horribible

How does one be fudge free? ???


You should know  :P


I meant that I do not smite Tam but I'm sure she got that ::)

Probably because it has now been taken care of.
Splendid!

I fudge the foot doctor.

Smite to all club members because this thread was found dangerously close to slipping onto page two.

For an almost similar reason I smite Tam, nally and Philip.  They failed to make sure this was on page one when they finished posting in the other threads

I fudge the cold spell.

I fudge the cold as well.


I also fudge who ever let this hit page two.

I smite my son James for leaving his bedroom lights on when he goes out the room.  He does it all the time.

Add a smite for me to the cold weather.  I'm frozen.  Even my goose bumps have goose bumps.  I guess I need to pull up a warm cat to cuddle. (At least they're good for something).

Big tall steaming pile o' fudge to the employees at DMV.
Every single employee went in back to sing happy birthday toba co worker. Every single one of them. That left 20+ plus people waing for service and they were two away from calling my number!!!

^ At least it's not a very long song.  ;)

Smite/Fudge to overpriced/overhyped restaurants.  We went to a diner that was featured on Food Network's "Diners, drive-ins, and dives" and it was alright, but not worth the money they charged.  >:(

For an almost similar reason I smite Tam, nally and Philip.  They failed to make sure this was on page one when they finished posting in the other threads


Yeah, blaming us

I fudge the florist for asking me "Is It Cold outside",for crying out loud I'm not a meterologist,let her find out herself if it's cold outside or else I will push her into the cold courtesy of me,I'm not in the mood for idiotic questions anymore. >:( ::)

I fudge the florist for asking me "Is It Cold outside",for crying out loud I'm not a meterologist,let her find out herself if it's cold outside or else I will push her into the cold courtesy of me,I'm not in the mood for idiotic questions anymore. >:( ::)

I think she'd probably know herself if it was cold or not, since she probably had to come through it to get to work.



or else I will push her into the cold courtesy of me,I'm not in the mood for idiotic questions anymore. >:( ::)

That could get you into deep trouble; you could get expelled from the place. You should not resort to physical violence; that is not nice. So I smite Howard for threatening to push someone outside.

I think she'd probably know herself if it was cold or not, since she probably had to come through it to get to work.

That could get you into deep trouble; you could get expelled from the place. You should not resort to physical violence; that is not nice. So I smite Howard for threatening to push someone outside.


I'm just getting too old for stupid questions.  ::)

I'm just getting too old for stupid questions.  ::)


sometimes howard people think they are being funny... like asking a tall person "How's the weather up there" or maybe she was just curious because she was about to go out herself and just wanted some warning..

sometimes howard people think they are being funny... like asking a tall person "How's the weather up there" or maybe she was just curious because she was about to go out herself and just wanted some warning..



Let her find out herself. ::)

Let her find out herself. ::)



what happened to you trying to get along better with your co-workers?  ::)

what happened to you trying to get along better with your co-workers?  ::)


Well she's an ass sometimes! >:(

Well she's an ass sometimes! >:(


takes one to know one?  ???

;)

Well she's an ass sometimes! >:(

If people are being annoying, Howhard, just ignore them and get on with your work.

what happened to you trying to get along better with your co-workers?  ::)

That's what I would do if I were in Howard's position. Try to talk things out with them in a calm, rational manner. That's all I can suggest.

takes one to know one?  ???

;)


I know,we're not perfect.

sometimes howard people think they are being funny... like asking a tall person "How's the weather up there" or maybe she was just curious because she was about to go out herself and just wanted some warning..


Or maybe she was just trying to be friendly...

Or maybe she was just trying to be friendly...

That's possible. But sometimes it depends on the person's tone.

Another smite for cold weather

Or maybe she was just trying to be friendly...


But if she to ask me what the weather is then I suggest she she check herself while she's inside keeping nice and warm while I'm outside freezing my ass off!

But if she to ask me what the weather is then I suggest she she check herself while she's inside keeping nice and warm while I'm outside freezing my ass off!


But weren't you just outside?  You can assume it is still cold...it doesn't require you going back outside to check.

Yeah, blaming us


Huh?  Was your name in the list?

I smite Howard for being so grouchy

Huh?  Was your name in the list?



you're so vain you probably think this post is about you don't you, don't you!  ;D

But if she to ask me what the weather is then I suggest she she check herself while she's inside keeping nice and warm while I'm outside freezing my ass off!


But weren't you just outside?  You can assume it is still cold...it doesn't require you going back outside to check.

That's true, once you come inside you'd be very aware of what the weather is like, cuz you were just in it.

Huh?  Was your name in the list?


I am one of everyone when everyone gets smited/fudged  right? that's all I was saying. 

I am one of everyone when everyone gets smited/fudged  right? that's all I was saying. 


but you quoted my post where I named specific people.

Fudge the dregs of the cold!

okay Karen

^^^^ Yeah, them blaming us other posters

would that have been better?

I smite Howard for being so grouchy



Sorry Karen don't want to ruin the moment. :(

fudge the brutal winds.

Fudge the cable company for my cable being out all afternoon.

Fudge the people who haven't fixed the DDR machine at my arcade.

I smite my co worker and I'm going to say why cuz it pisses me off

he was renting a room in a house and with the owners okay he adopted a dog.
Dog turned out to be a bit frisky. Digs up the yard and chews stuff. The owner said the dog had to go so he ships the dog to his parents 40 miles south. Then a month or two later he gets a new apt and moves the dog. Only he and his roommate don't get permission to have pets so in less than 4 months he ships the dog to a friends house. Now he'soving again to a place where he can't have his dog. Some people should not be allowed to be parents. The poor dogs been up rooted so much in the past year no wonder he can't settle down and behave.  >:(


For the update you can just say I ite him for not loving his dog enough.

Found on page two!!!!

Someone from overnight should be fudged!

fudge the person who used a gun in Times Square.

Fudge Howard for letting this hit page two.

I smite the visitors of my next-door neighbors last night, for hanging outside at 1 AM, jabbering, and preventing me from getting some sleep. Turns out, they were stinking up the air around them cuz they couldn't do it inside. Still, it was so late; most people are sleeping then. 8-P

So to recap, my next-door neighbors do NOT get a smite; their visitors do.

Found on page two!!!!

Someone from overnight should be fudged!

Fudge Howard for letting this hit page two.
Has the culprit been found?

Has the culprit been found?


In my case the culprit was Howard.  He had posted last in all the threads above.

In my case the culprit was Howard.  He had posted last in all the threads above.
This needs to be watch out for on future occasions.

In my case the culprit was Howard.  He had posted last in all the threads above.


Sorry,was in a posting mood.

Sorry,was in a posting mood.

Thing is, if a person posts in several threads in the same section (starting a posting marathon), the first thread that they post in will eventually fall down to the bottom of page one. But if this one is stickied, then that wouldn't happen. (Has anyone suggested that with this one yet?)

but then I cant

Found deep on page two.

Culprit found.

Smite wildcard.

Fudge my computer for losing connection on my radio station on WMP.

Thing is, if a person posts in several threads in the same section (starting a posting marathon), the first thread that they post in will eventually fall down to the bottom of page one. But if this one is stickied, then that wouldn't happen. (Has anyone suggested that with this one yet?)



It should get stickied.

Found deep on page two.

Smite Howard!

Found deep on page two.

Culprit found.

Smite wildcard.



wahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha * cough cough * ha

I smite this emoticon:

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/13/la.gif

Although I can't look at it for more than 10 seconds without laughing.

Found deep on page two.

Smite Howard!


you can also smite me for forgetting to wear my rain boots cause my sneakers were soaken wet and squeaky from the rain.

you can also smite me for forgetting to wear my rain boots cause my sneakers were soaken wet and squeaky from the rain.

Actually, I will do the honors and smite you for making a suggestion as to why to smite you! :D

you can also smite me for forgetting to wear my rain boots cause my sneakers were soaken wet and squeaky from the rain.
...and you always pay attention to the weather ?

Smite when I can!

...and you always pay attention to the weather ?

Smite when I can!


I thought it was going to be a light rain activity but I was wrong!  ::)

**bump**

to save this from the horror that is page two. ;)

Thing is, if a person posts in several threads in the same section (starting a posting marathon), the first thread that they post in will eventually fall down to the bottom of page one. But if this one is stickied, then that wouldn't happen. (Has anyone suggested that with this one yet?)


It was stickied for a while, but then stickying it kind of defeats the purpose of being able to smite someone for letting it fall to page 2!  ;D

Now, I smite you nally, for using too much and making me see logic when it is clearly outside of my normal realm! :D :D

It was stickied for a while, but then stickying it kind of defeats the purpose of being able to smite someone for letting it fall to page 2!  ;D

Now, I smite you nally, for using too much and making me see logic when it is clearly outside of my normal realm! :D :D

Thanks for the explanation on that. O0

I fudge distractions.

Bump, it was just about to hit page two.

Bump, it was just about to hit page two.



and you caught it.

Fudge stupid browser hijackers that try to tell you that you need their virus protection...download here.  I love how they try to make it look like they are from microsoft.  No thinks, guys...I'll stick with what I know is safe.

I fudge this old guy this morning who threatened to wanted to talk to my boss because there were no carts and why I keep retrieving them to bring them back.

What is gonna do,Call the wagon police or take me to wagon court?  ::)

I fudge this old guy this morning who threatened to wanted to talk to my boss because there were no carts and why I keep retrieving them to bring them back.

What is gonna do,Call the wagon police or take me to wagon court?  ::)


It still doesn't make sense....

I smite Howard cuz I want to understand his complaint but I just can't!

I fudge this old guy this morning who threatened to wanted to talk to my boss because there were no carts and why I keep retrieving them to bring them back.

What is gonna do,Call the wagon police or take me to wagon court?  ::)

It still doesn't make sense....

I smite Howard cuz I want to understand his complaint but I just can't!


Not sure, but I think he meant that the guy was asking Howard why don't he go out and bring more carts in from the parking lot...

Howard just left out the word don't, in the retrieving part which makes it hard to understand as he put it.

Not sure, but I think he meant that the guy was asking Howard why don't he go out and bring more carts in from the parking lot...

Howard just left out the word don't, in the retrieving part which makes it hard to understand as he put it.


plausible cept he used almost the exact same wording in the how ya doin' thread... hard to believe he left out the same word both times. 

I guess I just like my stories with a beginning middle and end and howard often starts at the middle but skips to the end before finishing the middle part.

I know what it is.  The old guy read the same "handy hint" I did.  Somewhere I read a suggestion to pick up your trolley (cart) from the car park corral so you can test drive it.  If the trolley turns out to have a woobly wheel or some other defect you can dump it at the store entrance and pick up a new one.

The old guy wanted to do this but Howard is so good at collecting carts there wasn't any for him to pick up in the car park!

I know what it is.  The old guy read the same "handy hint" I did.  Somewhere I read a suggestion to pick up your trolley (cart) from the car park corral so you can test drive it.  If the trolley turns out to have a woobly wheel or some other defect you can dump it at the store entrance and pick up a new one.

The old guy wanted to do this but Howard is so good at collecting carts there wasn't any for him to pick up in the car park!


now  that  totally makes sense.

now  that  totally makes sense.



Should I be worried?  :-\\

I know what it is.  The old guy read the same "handy hint" I did.  Somewhere I read a suggestion to pick up your trolley (cart) from the car park corral so you can test drive it.  If the trolley turns out to have a woobly wheel or some other defect you can dump it at the store entrance and pick up a new one.

The old guy wanted to do this but Howard is so good at collecting carts there wasn't any for him to pick up in the car park!

now  that  totally makes sense.


It does make sense now.  Although, the man would look like a complete idiot complaining to the boss that Howard is doing his job too well. ;D

It does make sense now.  Although, the man would look like a complete idiot complaining to the boss that Howard is doing his job too well. ;D


it would look good for howard tho  ;D


When I collected carts I always left one or two by the handicap spaces so the eldery could use them to walk to the store.

When I collected carts I always left one or two by the handicap spaces so the eldery could use them to walk to the store.


That was another thing I thought of.  Maybe the guy usually uses a trolley to help him (or his wife) walk into the store. 

My dad used to leave a few next to the parent and child spaces for much the same reason.

I want some Fudge!

there you go

mmmm Fudge!

there you go


oOo she is feeling froggy today, isn't she? ;D ;D ;D

I want some Fudge!


I fudge whistle...

wish I could say why but he has NEVER EVER signed up for the smite club! :P ;D

I know what it is.  The old guy read the same "handy hint" I did.  Somewhere I read a suggestion to pick up your trolley (cart) from the car park corral so you can test drive it.  If the trolley turns out to have a woobly wheel or some other defect you can dump it at the store entrance and pick up a new one.

The old guy wanted to do this but Howard is so good at collecting carts there wasn't any for him to pick up in the car park!


I must be doing my job way too well.

I fudge distractions.

Me too.

I fudge distractions.
Distractions are not good for you!

Distractions are not good for you!

Of course not; they keep you from accomplishing what you need to do. I have been known to be lured into them many a time...

I fudge this old guy this morning saying to me " How in the hell are you supposed to pull them apart"? (referring to the stuck wagons in angry tone)

I fudge Howard for constantly complaining about his work.  I'm sure we agreed an infinite smite for that topic

I fudge this old guy this morning saying to me " How in the hell are you supposed to pull them apart"? (referring to the stuck wagons in angry tone)

How the hell DO you pull them apart?  Once those bastards get stuck it's really tough!  Smite to you, Howard.

I fudge this old guy this morning saying to me " How in the hell are you supposed to pull them apart"? (referring to the stuck wagons in angry tone)


So what did you do after he said that, Howard?

Some of them ARE really impossible to pull apart and I'd like to think I'm reasonably strong.

cold weather

cold weather
Freezing cold weather!

So what did you do after he said that, Howard?

Some of them ARE really impossible to pull apart and I'd like to think I'm reasonably strong.


Nothing,I just said " I Know", then he walked away in a huff.

I fudge Howard for constantly complaining about his work.  I'm sure we agreed an infinite smite for that topic


Sorry Karen  :(

Freezing cold weather!


Especially if your domicile is drafty.  Smite to drafty domiciles!

Smite to restaurants that only allow breakfast-type foods to be ordered during breakfast hours.  lol  I hate breakfast-type foods. 

Smite to restaurants that only allow breakfast-type foods to be ordered during breakfast hours.  lol  I hate breakfast-type foods. 



or how about when you want breakfast at lunchtime(or dinnertime),like McDonalds and they say that we only serve between 8-1130am and after that, lunch is served.
Like why can't you have an eggmcmuffin at lunchtime? ??? ::)

Stupid cold germs that think they need to visit me.  >:(

Stupid cold germs that think they need to visit me.  >:(


sorry dag!

Smite to restaurants that only allow breakfast-type foods to be ordered during breakfast hours.  lol  I hate breakfast-type foods. 



b-b-b-b-ut what about the bacon? You gotta love the bacon!!!

I fudge the cold.

Fudge the online radio station Beethoven.com for only two movements of Ludwig Van Beethoven's Symphony No. 6 in F major, op. 68 ,“The Pastoral”

Stupid cold germs that think they need to visit me.  >:(

I feel the same way.  8-P

I feel the same way.  8-P
Flu is in our family and it is not me this time.

Flu is in our family and it is not me this time.

I'm pretty sure I don't have any kind of flu. I'd probably feel a lot worse if I did.

Plus, I got my flu shot 50 days ago.

I'm pretty sure I don't have any kind of flu. I'd probably feel a lot worse if I did.

Plus, I got my flu shot 50 days ago.
I always have like a cold (sniffles) and the body has to clear of cold/flu for a flu jab.

I think Jeff deserves a fudge.

I think Jeff deserves a fudge.

Thanks, Henk! Right back atcha.

Thanks, Henk! Right back atcha.


How generous.

b-b-b-b-ut what about the bacon? You gotta love the bacon!!!


OK, I'll give you that one, bacon is good but I detest eggs.  (Only if I can cover scrambled up with cheese will I eat them)  (Sorry Q about the cheese reference...  :P )

I'm pretty sure I don't have any kind of flu. I'd probably feel a lot worse if I did.

Plus, I got my flu shot 50 days ago.


Are you SURE it's 50 days?  Why would you count such a thing?  You crack me up, sometimes, Jeff  ;D

Are you SURE it's 50 days?  Why would you count such a thing?  You crack me up, sometimes, Jeff  ;D


I was thinking the same thing.  Always very precise.  ;D

Are you SURE it's 50 days?  Why would you count such a thing?  You crack me up, sometimes, Jeff  ;D

Yep, I remember the day very well. ;) I made sure I was there before 9 AM, so that I wouldn't have to wait in line for an hour for it.

I smite THE LEATHERY PRUNE. I have no clue who he is, I just hate him. And I made him up from a misheard lyric.

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I fudge people who continue to show no respect & make fun of other people's religion on the board.

OK, I'll give you that one, bacon is good but I detest eggs.  (Only if I can cover scrambled up with cheese will I eat them)  (Sorry Q about the cheese reference...   :P )


I'm feeling generous so I'll let it pass  ;) ;D

I fudge the blizzard that might be coming.

I fudge people who continue to show no respect & make fun of other people's religion on the board.



Agreed

I fudge people who continue to show no respect & make fun of other people's religion on the board.



Agreed

Ditto

I fudge winamp version 5.57 for it's faults. >:(

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I fudge winamp version 5.57 for it's faults. >:(


Gah! I didn't realize that some people still use this musical platform!!! ;D

I fudge long days

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Ditto!

Gah! I didn't realize that some people still use this musical platform!!! ;D
Is that pre-WMP?

Gah! I didn't realize that some people still use this musical platform!!! ;D


My Father And I have been using Winamp for years since it's debut.

Is that pre-WMP?



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Fudge Howard for letting this drop to page two

I smite Howard for his not wanting to be responsible and go to work when it is snowing out.

Millions of people out of a job and Howard wants to call off because it will be too cold and too much snow! >:( ::)

I smite Howard for his not wanting to be responsible and go to work when it is snowing out.

Millions of people out of a job and Howard wants to call off because it will be too cold and too much snow! >:( ::)


And I fudge Howard beforehand for his standard reply to this post. ;)

I fudge the guy that designed the parking lot at Walmart.  All of the cart returns are at the front...none at the back of the lot.  And they wonder why people just leave their carts in the lot instead of returning them. ::)

Smite cold and snow (even though I don't think we got nearly as much as other places), still stuck indoors because I'm afraid of getting stuck outdoors (if that makes any sense).  ;D

I fudge Busch Gardens because their Christmastown, a first this year, was closed today - on account of snow.  ::)  Isn't that a bit like closing a beach because there is sand on the shore?

Ant

I fudge the guy that designed the parking lot at Walmart.  All of the cart returns are at the front...none at the back of the lot.  And they wonder why people just leave their carts in the lot instead of returning them. ::)


A couple of the supermarket car parks are like that around here as well.  It's alright when its quiet and you can park really close to one.

However I will add a smite to people who park really close to the cart corrals and still just abandon their cart next to their car!

I smite Howard for his not wanting to be responsible and go to work when it is snowing out.

Millions of people out of a job and Howard wants to call off because it will be too cold and too much snow! >:( ::)



Thanks Tam,I need a good fudging once in a while.

A couple of the supermarket car parks are like that around here as well.  It's alright when its quiet and you can park really close to one.

However I will add a smite to people who park really close to the cart corrals and still just abandon their cart next to their car!



That's what customers at Pathmark do.

However I will add a smite to people who park really close to the cart corrals and still just abandon their cart next to their car!


That annoys the crap out of me as well.  Along with people who abandon their cart in the middle of a perfectly good parking spot.  One of those times it's good to have a kid along to get it out of the way. :D

That annoys the crap out of me as well.  Along with people who abandon their cart in the middle of a perfectly good parking spot.  One of those times it's good to have a kid along to get it out of the way. :D


I know how you feel,customers at Pathmark do the same thing.  ::)

Lazy people are everywhere.

Lazy people are everywhere.



Thank You,I rest my case.

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I fudge the car that almost did a 360 spin last night while the snow was still blowing heavily and I was waiting for the bus too.  :o

I'm sure the poor guy wasn't out there hot-dogging in the snow, Howard!  If he almost did a 360, it was because of the horrible snow conditions.  SMITE!

I'm sure the poor guy wasn't out there hot-dogging in the snow, Howard!  If he almost did a 360, it was because of the horrible snow conditions.  SMITE!


That's why people should take it very slow,they think they have a big car so they think they can drive fast and beat the other cars in front of them. ::)

That's why people should take it very slow,they think they have a big car so they think they can drive fast and beat the other cars in front of them. ::)

I apologize to you then, but the smite stands.

I apologize to you then, but the smite stands.


and I also should fudge the late bus. I nearly froze to death out there. :o

and I also should fudge the late bus. I nearly froze to death out there. :o


How fair is that?  You smite the car that spun out for going too fast saying he should take it slow.  Then you fudge the bus for taking it slow.  Which is it? :D

How fair is that?  You smite the car that spun out for going too fast saying he should take it slow.  Then you fudge the bus for taking it slow.  Which is it? :D



I guess I'll put more fudge on the car cause the car was so close in hitting the both of us. (Some guy that was standing waiting for the bus too.)

I guess I'll put more fudge on the car cause the car was so close in hitting the both of us. (Some guy that was standing waiting for the bus too.)


That's scary.  Thankfully you didn't get hit.

That annoys the crap out of me as well.  Along with people who abandon their cart in the middle of a perfectly good parking spot.  One of those times it's good to have a kid along to get it out of the way. :D

They must be too lazy to take it back to the cart corral, or put it where it'll be out of the way of traffic.

I fudge baking late at night when I'm tired

I fudge the complexities of life at times

Fudge Eurostar for the Channel Tunnel services that are suspended for a third day.

That's scary.  Thankfully you didn't get hit.


I'm glad the car turned itself around.

yes, that is a good thing.

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm66/Phil_O-Sopher/AbbeySnow.jpg

Fudge snow and the slush that comes with it!

I'm going to fudge the boss for having to want me to start at 9 but I compromised with him to start work at 930 cause my hours were 10-2.

I fudge the bus coming home waiting 2 hours cause of massive traffic jam.

Fudge red thermometers. When the thermometer turns red, I start to melt. And when I start to melt, I get all wishy-washy.

fudge the plow people.

Fudge the sun.

Fudge the sun.



The sun is cool.

The sun is cool.


Not for a snowman!

Not for a snowman!


Oh that's right.

Fudge ovens.

I fudge the freezing cold.

I fudge my power lines for their inability to work during snowstorms.

I fudge my power lines for their inability to work during snowstorms.



^ HA!  ;D

Fudge not having a snowball when you need one.

I smite Home Invasion Robberies, and those who commit them. 8-P

I fudge the snow.

I Coal Snow Miser for letting this hit page two yet again.  (Howard)

I coal Prancer for coaling Snow Miser.  (Dagny)

I coal Frosty for coaling me for coaling Snow Miser :P  (DJ Blaze)

I coal prancer for coaling frosty for coaling her for coaling snow miser.  (Dagny)


I think that's right.

I coal the name changes - now I have to make sure I know who is who for the next update! :D ;D

I coal prancer for coaling frosty for coaling her for coaling snow miser.  (Dagny)


I think that's right.


I think you got it right ;D


COAL FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

I coal bills

I Coal Snow Miser for letting this hit page two yet again.  (Howard)


Well,there was no one else on the board this morning.

I coal the name changes - now I have to make sure I know who is who for the next update! :D ;D

I'll try to keep a list of who is now who so that we can figure this all out. :D

Smite to all club members because this was found sneaking onto page 2. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/nono.gif

http://threshold.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/festivus.jpg

(I air a grievance against whoever hosted that picture without hosting the other two!)

I coal snow miser for once again complaining about his job (and other peoples incompetence) when he clearly stated he would not do this again...

I coal a few customers yelling at me yesterday cause of the mounds of snow.

I coal all other members for not being here, so I would not have to go onto a rant.... ::)

I get it.  I am ready to do so ripping off of the head as well. ::)

I get it.  I am ready to do so ripping off of the head as well. ::)
Been to the Motherland lately :o
;)
8)

Been to the Motherland lately :o
;)
8)


8)

A piece of coal to the think ice on the pavements.

Another coal to my lack of energy and general foul temper today

I coal all other members for not being here, so I would not have to go onto a rant.... ::)


I'm here so you cannot coal me.

I coal snow miser for once again complaining about his job (and other peoples incompetence) when he clearly stated he would not do this again...



Good call. I don't know why he went back on his word.

I coal myself for not writing a parody in days.

I coal myself for not writing a parody in days.

I smite Frosty the Snowman because you are not allowed to smite yourself. It says so in the Club rules on the 1st page.

However I do feel your insecurity (for lack of a better word). There are times when I've been tempted to self-smite for not doing something I've wanted or needed to do, but I can't do that. :-\\

I smite Frosty the Snowman because you are not allowed to smite yourself. It says so in the Club rules on the 1st page.

However I do feel your insecurity (for lack of a better word). There are times when I've been tempted to self-smite for not doing something I've wanted or needed to do, but I can't do that. :-\\


Sorry I didn't read that.

I smite Kanye West for interrupting Taylor Swift.

smite to Brittany Murphy.

^ How am I suppose to keep this thread on page two if you  make a comment in here?