Hey now wait a minute :P

It was not supposed to work like that!  WHY I OUTTA..... :o

I do not have a smite left..... >:(

You betta watch yourself LADYBUG (and you call yourself a lady) ;)






http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/sword2.gif

Oh, it's on now, Iowa!  ;D

I smite Howard for the lame joke in the Profile Bandit Thread!

I smite Howard for the lame joke in the Profile Bandit Thread!


I'm Sorry!  :(

Smite to you all again - New Day - page 2 again - IN LIKE LESS THAN 12 HOURS!!!!


Start Smiting, people


I smite sami for not using the Last Replies to your post feature!

criticized Canada in their latest report.  MOST of it was bogus.


I smite canadia!  ;D

I smite my cats for continuously jumping out of the window ledge (next to my desk) onto my computer keyboard so that I always have cats flying at me from out of nowhere.  Really quite disconcerting! 


I smite your cat for having better typing skills than I do... also... I just made your cat a member of the club!  ;D

I smite the cell phone people,I almost crashed my wagons when someone didn't hear me to get out of my way. >:(

I smite howard for not yielding to pedestrians  ;)

I'm Sorry!  :(


Dry off, man.  No worries  :)

More bug than lady perhaps?


Only my husband knows....

Smite to you, as promised on the PB thread.

I smite sami for not using the Last Replies to your post feature!
???  she has me confused

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/sword2.gif

Oh, it's on now, Iowa!  ;D

Bring it on - City Girl http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/2ar15smilie.gif

I do know how to use these things 8)

???  she has me confused


OMG Do I have to do all the work?  :D


you know where you see

Hey, snozberries, you have 200 messages, 0 are new.


cept yours says Hey, sami....well it should say sami but I guess it actually says Hey, 2kidsami.....  ;)

then it says... Total time logged in: 112 days, 1 hours and 5 minutes.


then it says...
Show unread posts since last visit.


then it says
Show new replies to your posts.  < THIS IS THE ONE YOU WANT TO CLICK!!!!  it will show you every post you have posted in to date that has new replies.... on my computer that page is my home page so everytime I go online I see new replies to my posts....

???  she has me confused


Oh, you were confused way before this!  :P

OMG Do I have to do all the work?  :D


you know where you see

Hey, snozberries, you have 200 messages, 0 are new.


cept yours says Hey, sami....well it should say sami but I guess it actually says Hey, 2kidsami.....  ;)

then it says... Total time logged in: 112 days, 1 hours and 5 minutes.


then it says...
Show unread posts since last visit.


then it says
Show new replies to your posts.  < THIS IS THE ONE YOU WANT TO CLICK!!!!  it will show you every post you have posted in to date that has new replies.... on my computer that page is my home page so everytime I go online I see new replies to my posts....


WHy would I want to do this????  I need reasoning and justification....

I just found smite club - on page 2 again (which was the reasoning for the smite).... hmmmmmmmm


Plus would that not mean my inbox would get ueberfull :P

Oh, you were confused way before this!  :P
:P  New Day New Smite - and since Gibbo is not tough enough to be a member - I do not have to say why ::)

I smite howard for not yielding to pedestrians  ;)


That's not my fault.

:P  New Day New Smite - and since Gibbo is not tough enough to be a member - I do not have to say why ::)


Reverse psychology won't work with me...I'm already in reverse! :P

Reverse psychology won't work with me...I'm already in reverse! :P
So you admit that you really are not tough enough to be a smite club member ???

I see ;)

;D

Bring it on - City Girl http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/2ar15smilie.gif

I do know how to use these things 8)


What are those?  CB radios?  ;D

Go ahead, try to run me over with your tractor!  (Actually, I suck at running, so you could probably plow me with that thing - even going 6 miles an hour!  ;D )

What are those?  CB radios?  ;D

Go ahead, try to run me over with your tractor!  (Actually, I suck at running, so you could probably plow me with that thing - even going 6 miles an hour!  ;D )
LOL - I could not do that, cause I wouldn't have you here  8)

WHy would I want to do this????  I need reasoning and justification....

I just found smite club - on page 2 again (which was the reasoning for the smite).... hmmmmmmmm


Plus would that not mean my inbox would get ueberfull :P















What the heck does clicking new replied to your post have to do with your inbox. ???

I was just using that as a frame of reference of how to locate the
"show new replies to your post"  link

It's like three or four lines below your inbox notification. And right above the current dateand time.

I snow Sami for my head ache and for reminding me of someone else.




Oh, and since it's been awhile, I smite adagio :D

I smite the jerkwad customers at the store in line ahead of me.

I smite the jerkwad customers at the store in line ahead of me.


Put in a smite for me too,It happens at Pathmark too. ::)

So you admit that you really are not tough enough to be a smite club member ???

I see ;)

;D



......said the blind lady!  ;)

Okay, I am giving the N.Y. Yankees an even bigger smite than I did last time.

morning smite to somebody here.

I smite Howard for being too vague in his smite

I smite Howard for being too vague in his smite
maybe he's being cryptic......

I smite Howard for being too vague in his smite



How was I too vague? ???

because you didn't name who you were smiting

Either no one was replying to it, or some people were trying to shove it to page 2 by bumping up other threads. :-\\


Usually those people also belonged to the Anti-LTE Gang.  Maybe we should get this thread stickied too. O0

Usually those people also belonged to the Anti-LTE Gang.  Maybe we should get this thread stickied too. O0


A sticky smite.

Meanwhile, the New York Yankees get another smite for today...

Smite to Bobo.

Smite to Bobo.


I second the smite.

I second the smite.


What happened?  :o

I smite Howard and Gis for not telling us why they smited Bobo.  He's a member of the club so I think you have to tell us

Why is Bobo being smit?

I smite Gis for smiting Bobo and Howard for being a tagalong. :P

Oh, I know why now.

Oh, I know why now.


I wanna know!

Where do I sign up?  if I can?

Where do I sign up?  if I can?


I think you are now signed up 8)  Smite away!

I wanna know!


Me too!

I think you are now signed up 8)  Smite away!


should my name be on the list first?

should my name be on the list first?


Nope, just Smite away!

should my name be on the list first?


You could PM Dizzy or Tam and they will add you to the list when they can.

But otherwise smite away

I smite my uterus.

I smite my uterus.


Smiterus.

Smiterus.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Smiterus.


;D  That's a good name for my new pig. 


<<<<<<

should my name be on the list first?


I smite myself for questioning the list

I smite Ash

I smite myself for questioning the list


You can't smite yourself!   :)

I smite Ash


But...why?

I smite myself for questioning the list


I suggest you check out page one of this thread for the rules

You can't smite yourself!   :)


Does that include part of ones self? 

Does that include part of ones self?  


Oooh, we might need a ruling on this...of course, Ash already did a smiterus, so it's probably okay :D

I'm very careful with rules and want to make sure I understand so I don't do anything wrong.  I don't want to be getting any karma here or anything.

I almost fogot

welcome smite to wildcard

;D  That's a good name for my new pig. 


<<<<<<


or a name for Toys R us,Smite R Us. ;D

A sticky smite.



howard you should never, ever type those words together again.....  8-P

Quick welcome smite to wildcard.... I proclaim smiting oneself as a whole does go against the smite club rules but smiting a particular body part...especially when its working against you is okay!  :)

oh and I smite everyone who knows why bobo got smited but neglected to inform the rest of us  :P

oh and I smite everyone who knows why bobo got smited but neglected to inform the rest of us  :P


We still don't know!

We still don't know!


Gis and bobo know why tho.... ;)

howard you should never, ever type those words together again.....  8-P


Ok no more.

I almost fogot

welcome smite to wildcard


yay

yay

I give a welcome smite to wildcard too.

Gis and bobo know why tho.... ;)


They should tell us!

We still don't know!


Im gonna have to guess its for locking the may thread when Gis was in the middle of receiving tons of kudos for her pending auntdom.... the smite still stands tho because I had to go look for the answer myself....

Im gonna have to guess its for locking the may thread when Gis was in the middle of receiving tons of kudos for her pending auntdom.... the smite still stands tho because I had to go look for the answer myself....


There's an answer posted?  Must be in the 90% or so of posts that I totally ignore :-[

I smite myself for not getting a girl. ;D

I smite myself for not getting a girl. ;D


I smite girls for not getting Howard.  Plus Howard for smiting himself...you can't smite yourself!

^you took the words right out of my mouth!

I smite Howard for smiting himself because smiting oneself is not allowed in the smite club. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/nono.gif

I smite girls for not getting Howard.  Plus Howard for smiting himself...you can't smite yourself!


I'll smite them tomorrow.

^you took the words right out of my mouth!

I smite Howard for smiting himself because smiting oneself is not allowed in the smite club. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/nono.gif


I smite the no-no smiley

Oh, I know why now.
Ha! if you think you know why I ain't gonna tell!



I didn't realise Bobo was in the smite club and i couldn't be arsed to look at the members list. ;D

morning smite for Bobo.

Smite to Gis for her lack of arsiness

Nobody knows what's going on?  :(

We should ask nobody then.

We should ask nobody then.


Nobody can reliably say nothing!

Smite to Gis for her lack of arsiness


She did arson? :o

;)

She did arson? :o

;)


It's British for gumption or motivation. Ok it's just plain laziness

It's British for gumption or motivation.


http://chud.com/articles/content_images/5/forrestgump.jpg

http://chud.com/articles/content_images/5/forrestgump.jpg
;D  ;D

I smite Forest Gump.

I smite Forest Gump.


I smite Howard for misspelling Forrest's name. :D

I smite my headache,but perhaps maybe I shouldn't because the headache is now a part of me and just stick to killing the Power Puff Girls, for I am        Mojo Jojo

I smite Howard for misspelling Forrest's name. :D


Thanks I needed that. ;D

I smite howard for sending mixed messages about being smited... either you like it or you don't...

I smite howard for sending mixed messages about being smited... either you like it or you don't...
Smite back at you because i think you are wrong about this. I think you can like and dislike smites without being one or the other.

Smite back at you because i think you are wrong about this. I think you can like and dislike smites without being one or the other.


Well smite you back....did ya like it as much as I did?

I smite howard for sending mixed messages about being smited... either you like it or you don't...


I'm confused.

Smite to Howard for being confused......or to keep this from slipping to page two, you decide. ;)

I'm going to smite Saver . . . for posting another one of his rants.

I smite Astronomy Magazine for their letter, part of which states "you are under no obligation to do anything" and they then procede to write to me three more times (so far) asking why I haven't done anything.  ::)

I smite Astronomy Magazine for their letter, part of which states "you are under no obligation to do anything" and they then procede to write to me three more times (so far) asking why I haven't done anything.   ::)


They obviously didn't get your message. Stargazers...

Smite to Howard for being confused......or to keep this from slipping to page two, you decide. ;)


I can't decide.  ;D

Sorry Howard, but I cant decide for you.

I smite Gibbo

I'm going to smite Saver . . . for posting another one of his rants.


I'm gonna echo the saver smite.... and toss one in for Soul Asylum as well

I SMITE the ahole that discovered and showed people how to perform autoerotic asphyxiation

I SMITE the ahole that discovered and showed people how to perform autoerotic asphyxiation
:o ??? no wait, I am not sure if I want to know the answer :-[

:o ??? no wait, I am not sure if I want to know the answer :-[


cause of David Carridines death

I SMITE the ahole that discovered and showed people how to perform autoerotic asphyxiation


if he was truly found in the closet with his hands tied behind his back... and tied the way he was..... why not smite the ahole who left him in the closet....  :-\\

if he was truly found in the closet with his hands tied behind his back... and tied the way he was..... why not smite the ahole who left him in the closet....  :-\\


I'm thinking 72 year olds don't need to be doing that stuff anyway!  :o

I'm thinking 72 year olds don't need to be doing that stuff anyway!  :o


Bah.  If I don't die before then, I fully expect to be bumping uglies at that age.

Bah.  If I don't die before then, I fully expect to be bumping uglies at that age.


I don't mean we stop doing 'it' at that age. Just, the autoerotic ashyxiation thingy! ::)

I don't mean we stop doing 'it' at that age. Just, the autoerotic ashyxiation thingy! ::)


Why?

Not that I'm into that, but hey, to each his own.  I just hope it was good for him.

I highly doubt I will ever give up my fetishes.  While none of them are lethal, they are questionable. 8)

Why?

Not that I'm into that, but hey, to each his own.  I just hope it was good for him.

I highly doubt I will ever give up my fetishes.  While none of them are lethal, they are questionable. 8)



;D 

I'm gonna echo the saver smite.... and toss one in for Soul Asylum as well



and Macphisto  >:(

I smite Gibbo's stroke-inducing avatar!

I smite Gibbo's stroke-inducing avatar!


I smite ladybug for a potentially dirty minded smite! If you were dirty minded that is.

I smite ladybug for a potentially dirty minded smite! If you were dirty minded that is.


I smite robin for totally going there!  ;D

I smite robin for totally going there!  ;D


I smite Snoz for thinking it but waiting for me to say it. ;D

I smite Snoz for thinking it but waiting for me to say it. ;D


Honestly, I wish I'd actually had thought it!  :D

I smite Gibbo's stroke-inducing avatar!


I did first

might have to smite thunderstorms tommarow