I smite Daulty Fog (Henk) just because I haven't in awhile and he *so* seems to enjoy being smited.  ;D


He's a kinky little devil isn't he? ;D ;D

Oh I forgot... I smite Point Spread Bookie's lack of an avatar...they're usually so entertaining.

I smite Daulty Fog (Henk) just because I haven't in awhile and he *so* seems to enjoy being smited.  ;D


Does it show?  :D ;D


Smite backatcha. Too lazy to check if you're in the club or not, but I'm not giving a reason. :P

Does it show?  :D ;D


Smite backatcha. Too lazy to check if you're in the club or not, but I'm not giving a reason. :P


I am indeed (in the club). 

Revenge smiting.  I can handle that.  lol

Oh I forgot... I smite Point Spread Bookie's lack of an avatar...they're usually so entertaining.


I second the smite.  Of course those entertaining ones take time to find.

I am indeed (in the club). 

Revenge smiting.  I can handle that.  lol


wow! you're the most popular person in the club right now!  ;)

YAY!!!! Sami's online!

2kidsami
(Firefox) 15:09:38 Viewing the board index of inthe00s.


I smite sami for leaving after getting me all excited she didn't even stop by to say hi  >:(

I smite snozberries because she needs my attention

I smite snozberries because she needs my attention


I'm an attention whore I need everyone's attention!  :P

and I smite wildcard....not out of revenge or anything... I'm just bored!  :D

I'm an attention whore I need everyone's attention!  :P


I don't smite Q .....and give her no attention!

I don't smite Q .....and give her no attention!


please I am one of your primary focuses on this board... and you can't smite me but I can smite you.... hey if we keep this up gibbo might have more smites than Howard  :P

I smite Dagnabbit for not posting in LTE after I posted this...

I like what I am seeing:
Dagnabbit  12:37:15    Viewing the topic Longest Thread Ever


Sorry, I missed it.  I haven't posted in there much, lately.  My posts seem to get lost amongst the sports stuff

Sorry, I missed it.  I haven't posted in there much, lately.  My posts seem to get lost amongst the sports stuff


but I always find your posts!

Sorry, I missed it.  I haven't posted in there much, lately.  My posts seem to get lost amongst the sports stuff

I partially blame myself. :(

I smite Bobo for making Dagnabbit feel she can't post in the LTE

:( That's not what I meant. But okay.

wow! you're the most popular person in the club right now!  ;)


3 smites in one day!  I'm not sure I can handle all the attention.  ;D

and I smite wildcard....not out of revenge or anything... I'm just bored!   :D


I was bored too and figured as a member I ought to smite someone at least once in a while.

but I always find your posts!


Then reply to them...dammit!  :P


I partially blame myself. :(



Nah, it's just my mood lately.  I seem to have picked up an attitude.  Hopefully it will change when the rain leaves and the sun comes back.  2 weeks of rain really sucks when you live on the banks of an already swollen river.



I smite Bobo for making Dagnabbit feel she can't post in the LTE


Thanks for having my back.

3 smites in one day!  I'm not sure I can handle all the attention.  ;D


Make that 4...smite just to keep you popular. ;)

I was bored too and figured as a member I ought to smite someone at least once in a while.


its the only way to keep the club operating properly  :)

Then reply to them...dammit!  :P



I do but you haven't learned to skim the live blogging and find the meat... that's the true fun of LTE....finding the MEAT!!!!
























Hi howard!  :D

I do but you haven't learned to skim the live blogging and find the meat... that's the true fun of LTE....finding the MEAT!!!!

Hi howard!  :D


*snicker snicker snort*  Oh that was funny!  ;D

*snicker snicker snort*  Oh that was funny!   ;D


welll you know it's coming so you might as well embrace it.....








oh jeez....i swear both of ^ those were totally unintentional!  ;D

welll you know it's coming so you might as well embrace it.....








oh jeez....i swear both of ^ those were totally unintentional!  ;D


Yeah....right!!!! ;D

I smite Howard because this was on page two and he was the last poster.  Luck of the draw. ;)


Hey what can I say I post uberfast. ;D

I do but you haven't learned to skim the live blogging and find the meat... that's the true fun of LTE....finding the MEAT!!!!
























Hi howard!  :D



Hi Snoz. ::)

I'd  like to smite the weather today.  Over here there has been a lot of days just kind of gray and not to sunny.  It wont rain either

I smite Daulty Fog (Henk) just because I haven't in awhile and he *so* seems to enjoy being smited.  ;D


I smite the bookie for revealing Henk's semi-secret identity. :D

I smite the store manager at Pathmark for making me almost sick to my stomach cleaning up garbage and debris in back of the recycling truck.  8-P

I'd like to smite the weather today.  Over here there has been a lot of days just kind of gray and not to sunny.  It wont rain either

It's been like that here too. :-\\ First there's sun in the morning, but then the clouds start forming and it turns all grey again. I would smite the weather when it's abnormal for a certain time of year.

I smite the bookie for revealing Henk's semi-secret identity. :D


Rats!  I keep piling them up, don't I?  lol

In my defense, he already had posted/revealed in the Profile Bandit thread that he was banditized, although technically he did NOT reveal who he really was... so on second thought, I *do* deserve said smite.  lol  Gracious Amigo.

I was doing so well there, laying low and not getting noticed (as I'd hoped).  :D  Karma is definately a fickle mistress (or insert some other profound saying here!)  lol

I smite too many people in the bar that I was playing trivia in tonight, hmm...no...I guess I smite the lack of good air conditioning, yeah, that will work.  Maybe I'll just smite hot flashes and beachy mood swings.  lol

more smites to the store manager.

I smite Howard for saying why he smote the store manager.

I smite Howard for saying why he smote the store manager.


I will smite Howard for essentially smiting his job.

I smite Howard for saying why he smote the store manager.


Hey I have my reason to smite him!

I will smite Howard for essentially smiting his job.


But what I did yesterday wasn't really MY job.  ::)

But what I did yesterday was really MY job.  ::)


That's what I meant.  Your manager gave you a task for YOUR job.  It's unfortunate that the task stunk.  Literally. :D

That's what I meant.  Your manager gave you a task for YOUR job.  It's unfortunate that the task stunk.  Literally. :D



But I didn't do it for so long,I almost vomited.  :P

Hey I have my reason to smite him!
Yes but Howard he's not in the smite club so you aren't meant to say why you smote him!



Smite to nally for feeling the need to explain schadenfreude when the thread Kevin used it in was clearly self explainatory.

But what I did yesterday wasn't really MY job.  ::)


Speaking as a former manager, anything your manager tells you to do is your job. 

But what I did yesterday wasn't really MY job.  ::)

Smite to you for this, Howard.  At least you have a job!

Yes but Howard he's not in the smite club so you aren't meant to say why you smote him!



Smite to nally for feeling the need to explain schadenfreude when the thread Kevin used it in was clearly self explainatory.

sorry about that. :-\\ I was just explaining how I found out about it, and using a reference from the Simpsons.

Smite to you for this, Howard.  At least you have a job!


Amen!

Smite to you for this, Howard.  At least you have a job!



Thanks LB.Can I have a job smite?

For those who have had the displeasure of working in a grocery store...Howard's smites against the job are pretty well deserved :P

Smite to bad data.

For those who have had the displeasure of working in a grocery store...Howard's smites against the job are pretty well deserved :P

Smite to bad data.


Thank You.

Thank You.


I actually worked at Shoprite all through high school, so I know the ins and outs of supermarket living, Howard  :D

I actually worked at Shoprite all through high school, so I know the ins and outs of supermarket living, Howard  :D


I hope your manager was nicer than mine :D

Ash needs to smite me for still not sending her an email. I've been planning to all week so far, and now it's thursday and I still haven't................. :-\\

I hope your manager was nicer than mine :D


My manager is ok but sometimes I try to avoid him cause he makes me do stupid things that are not even my job.
He's a nice guy don't get me wrong,he just acts quirky sometimes.

Ash needs to smite me for still not sending her an email. I've been planning to all week so far, and now it's thursday and I still haven't................. :-\\


You need to smite me!  I'm pretty sure it's my turn!

Obviously we are both boring and have nothing to say!   ;D :-*

You need to smite me!  I'm pretty sure it's my turn!

Obviously we are both boring and have nothing to say!   ;D :-*


I shall smite you just because, and I see that you have stuff to say :D

You need to smite me!  I'm pretty sure it's my turn!

Obviously we are both boring and have nothing to say!   ;D :-*

Well, that does seem like you have something to say...so you shall receive a smite. :D

I smite Ash for putting that song in the September thread.  It's being going round my head ever since I read it!

I smite nally, Midas and Karen, for smitefully smiting me.   :P

I smite nally, Midas and Karen, for smitefully smiting me.   :P


;D  We smite ya because we like ya :D

Wow! 60 pages to try and get the smite club all caught up....

Forgetaboutit! :P ;D

Wow! 60 pages to try and get the smite club all caught up....

Forgetaboutit! :P ;D


Tam

send me the link to the last update and I'll see if I can do it for you.  Just this once

Wow! 60 pages to try and get the smite club all caught up....

Forgetaboutit! :P ;D


Aha!  I smite TammyTamTam for shirking her duties as SmiteyTalTally-er :D

;D  We smite ya because we like ya :D


I smite you because you are a buttnugget!   :P  ;)

Tam

send me the link to the last update and I'll see if I can do it for you.  Just this once


You've Got Mail!
lol

Aha!  I smite TammyTamTam for shirking her duties as SmiteyTalTally-er :D


Ya, well, BITE ME! :P

I smite you Midas, for not offering to help but instead trying to guilt me into it! ;D

I smite you because you are a buttnugget!   :P  ;)


I shall smite you tomorrow for smiting me twice today :D


Ya, well, BITE ME! :P

I smite you Midas, for not offering to help but instead trying to guilt me into it! ;D


I don't have time nor patience to keep track.  I know I'm in second place behind Howard so that's all that matters. :D



Although lately I'm probably giving him a run for his money ;D

I shall smite you tomorrow for smiting me twice today :D



I didn't mean to smite you a second time.  You said you smote me because you like me and I said I smote you because you are a buttnugget.  I can totally see why you took that as I second smite, but it was not intended as such. 

Ass.

I didn't mean to smite you a second time.  You said you smote me because you like me and I said I smote you because you are a buttnugget.  I can totally see why you took that as I second smite, but it was not intended as such. 

Ass.


You mistyped your signature :D

Members:

*Ash* 68
2kidsami  93
Al-B  58
Badfinger-Fan   115
barefootrobin   45
Belle du Jour    112
Below Average Dave  8
Big Nasty 41
Bobo  55
Bookmistress4ever  132
Dagwood    159
Dizzy  105
Foo Bar    103
Gis  141
greenjello 49
Henk   138
Howard   628
JamieMcBain  34
Jessica  159
Karen   146
Ladybug316  160
MaxwellSmart 62
Meat   98
Midas  344
nally 79
Quirk   79
Reynolds1863   152
Rice Cube   118
seamermar 55
snozberries  276
Son of Tam   37
stepchan 45
Tia   201
Tam   219
Username Deleted   112
wildcard    10


Everyone else:

80sfan   4
90steen 1
Adagio 26
agoraphobicwacko 1
anabel 1
Arc  2
Archill25   1
Australian80schild 2
azx1210 1  
Bill 1
BlueMolly2006 1
Bobby 5
Bobby36 1
Brian 2
Catwoman 7
ChuckyG 6
claybricks 1
Coco pup 4
Davester 2
Davey Thrashmister   1
DD (?) 8
Debbie 3
DelRio  1
Doc Brown 4
digger 4
Dude111    âˆž
Frenchie/Arc/Denise/Zap/Jack/Tami   2
gibbo 40
Good Gal  1
guest cassie or whatever  7
GWBush2004 3
gypsy road 2
Haman Caiaphas  2
hawktheslayer 2
hot wax 1
jacks 1
jessssbeans 2
johnny5alive 4
Johnny_D 2
ladyhawk 1
lyricboy 4
Macphisto 6
Marian 3
Marty McFly 42
Mickey D 2
midnite 4
Mr. Cleveland 5
mushroom 3
Never Duplicated 2
Ninny 10
nsr 1
philbo 2
philip eno 67
robocopth1 6
Sammy Reed 2
Satan’s Dad 8
saver/iquestion ∞    23
seeburg220   1
SemperYoda  1
Sharky 2
statsqueen 4
Star500 2
sweet illest baby 11
Tanya1976 1
Trimac20 4
whistledog 10
woops. 13
VegettoVa90 8
YO DADDY 1


walmart   4
someone on another forum who stole karen's sig line
Al-B's asscrack
OEO
Pathmark for forgetting Howard had a check coming? (Shouldn't Howard know if he has a check coming?)
the smilies because there is never one that encompasses everything I am feeling all at once!
The finger
The Oakland Raiders
stupid piece of sh*t crappy assed collection agency, ASShole Acceptance
those drunken buffoons in The Black Hole  
the town council (or whoever else decided today was a holiday and closed the dump)
Gwyneth Paltrow and Robert Downey, Jr.  Iron Man SUCKS!
The Frogs  2
wildfires   5
The Beavers
Whomever made karen miss all the fun
THE 24 HOUR KARMA WARNING  
Miss Piggy
Warner Brothers Movie Productions or whatever the hell they are called
Beaker
Jess' hands and feet
Obama   1
people who try to fix their computers who have no idea what they are doing!
The U Scan Machines
migraines
customers who keep throwing carts instead of handng it to Howard
wii fit
the greedy shoppers who only cared about getting "great deals"..and didn't value someone's life 4
the Signature Bar - 2kidsami can not get her ho ho hottie in full detail
Billy Blanks
Sonic, Utz and Kraft
stupid sticky price tickets on gifts
the cheerful holiday atmosphere I feel around here
lice 4
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOklahoma
Snow 3
Ice 2
Trolls who can't spell
Morans?
Erin Moran
Snoz' Dad's family
Snog, snogging etc.
Howard's store manager
Those lovely people who make Lipton tea
Eddie Izzard
Rice's Dog 2
Red Ant's boss
The internet
Patty's dirty house
Mother Nature
Erin's sinuses 2
Kate Bush
elmer's pruple (dries clear) glue
door to door salesmen
First Great Western Trains
McDonald's employees where Snoz was 3
Black Ice and The Nissan Murano's Intuitive All Wheel Drive
Tam's sinuses   3
coughs and sneezes
irresponsible dog owners
the woman sat next to Q at the taping of the Sherri Shpeherd Show
Google
The Taliban
Tia’s co-worker
LTE – for being boring today
Dagwood’s frog avatar
Gis’s monkey
Mantrums and the men who have them
‘professional’ fundraisers
The devil
REALLY, REALLY SMITING the first grader in Sami’s daughters class
The fliers
Santa Ana winds
The guys who washed the carts on the rainy day
Spring
10772
Men who say “clitoris� in front of women
PMS
my sat nav or whatever makes it not work when I really need it
People who unthinkingly automatically 'reply to all' on a group e-mail
Ron Howard for his adaptation of Angels & Demons
the kids for not letting the rabbit have his Trix
the woman yesterday at Pathmark who called another woman "an ass". 2
the oven instruction book for lying to karen
abnormal weather
maintenance mode
Miscreants Everywhere!
Ash’s lazy ass
People who wear kilts
5 year-old boys
BM (Boobie Movements?)
Easter Avatars in May
Scout Den leader 3
Whoever is updating the Profile Bandit list
Slow server 2
People who water their lawns unnecessarily
Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins
Howard’s computer for flickering off and on last night
Snotty assed Russell kid
Kid who punked Q in the 4th Grade
All the kids who harassed nally in grade school
Grade school bullies
Max the 1st grader (infinite)
Bookmistress’s computer mouse
Blankets
People who hide their 00ze status
Blankets who smite ???
Angry customers
Corrupted hard drives
Dell
Norton
Max’s Dad
Carpenter ants
ASCAP
Vista 2
Pink eye
Pathmark store manager
spammers 3
being too poor for repairs 2
Anything to do with Howard's Job  âˆž


telemarketers 1
Denver Nuggets 1
LA Lakers 1
bare feet 1
bears 1
late nights 1
swine flu 1
HPV 1
Any type pf weather 1
California State Supreme Court 1
Stain Mart 1
Pyrex for hurting Jess' foot 2
Robin's husband 1
ATM Machine 1
New York Yankees 4
Rice's computer 2
Amnesty International 1
Cell phone people 1
Canada 1
Jerkwad customers 2
Ash's uterus 1
Astronomy magazine 1
Autoerotic Asphyxiation 1
Politics Board 1
Yahoo for being a bitch 1

_________________________________________________________________________

There y'all go! Fully updated!
Thanks to Karen for helping me out in my time of need! More of that stuff that shall not be named in this thread will find it's way to you as soon as I am allowed to do it Mum! ;)

And - once you say you want to be in the smite club in this thread - that's it, you are in! You don't have to wait for confirmation. We will catch up with you at some point!

Howard is out of reach ;D

So I can be in it too?  Can I?  Can I?  Can I?  Huh?  Huh?  Pllleeeease?  I'm a good smiter!  Ready to smite at a monent's notice!  ;D

Smite to anabel!  Just join already :D

So I can be in it too?  Can I?  Can I?  Can I?  Huh?  Huh?  Pllleeeease?  I'm a good smiter!  Ready to smite at a monent's notice!  ;D


Ask and ye shall receive!
Welcome smite to anabel!

YAY!  I'm a Smiter!! YAY!!

Happy Dance--------------->  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/dance.gif

Now I gotta go look for someone to smite!!  8)

I smite JOHN JACOB JINGLE HEIMER SCHMIDT

Wait, His Name is MY Name too!!

I smite wildcard for smiting JJJHS, since he is basically me.

My first real smite-I'll get better!

Welcome smite to anabel

Wait, His Name is MY Name too!!

I smite wildcard for smiting JJJHS, since he is basically me.

My first real smite-I'll get better!


Why you little... um ... mermaid

Members:

*Ash* 68
2kidsami  93
Al-B  58
Badfinger-Fan   115
barefootrobin   45
Belle du Jour    112
Below Average Dave  8
Big Nasty 41
Bobo  55
Bookmistress4ever  132
Dagwood    159
Dizzy  105
Foo Bar    103
Gis  141
greenjello 49
Henk   138
Howard   628
JamieMcBain  34
Jessica  159
Karen   146
Ladybug316  160
MaxwellSmart 62
Meat   98
Midas  344
nally 79
Quirk   79
Reynolds1863   152
Rice Cube   118
seamermar 55
snozberries  276
Son of Tam   37
stepchan 45
Tia   201
Tam   219
Username Deleted   112
wildcard    10


Everyone else:

80sfan   4
90steen 1
Adagio 26
agoraphobicwacko 1
anabel 1
Arc  2
Archill25   1
Australian80schild 2
azx1210 1 
Bill 1
BlueMolly2006 1
Bobby 5
Bobby36 1
Brian 2
Catwoman 7
ChuckyG 6
claybricks 1
Coco pup 4
Davester 2
Davey Thrashmister   1
DD (?) 8
Debbie 3
DelRio  1
Doc Brown 4
digger 4
Dude111    ∞
Frenchie/Arc/Denise/Zap/Jack/Tami   2
gibbo 40
Good Gal  1
guest cassie or whatever  7
GWBush2004 3
gypsy road 2
Haman Caiaphas  2
hawktheslayer 2
hot wax 1
jacks 1
jessssbeans 2
johnny5alive 4
Johnny_D 2
ladyhawk 1
lyricboy 4
Macphisto 6
Marian 3
Marty McFly 42
Mickey D 2
midnite 4
Mr. Cleveland 5
mushroom 3
Never Duplicated 2
Ninny 10
nsr 1
philbo 2
philip eno 67
robocopth1 6
Sammy Reed 2
Satan’s Dad 8
saver/iquestion ∞    23
seeburg220   1
SemperYoda  1
Sharky 2
statsqueen 4
Star500 2
sweet illest baby 11
Tanya1976 1
Trimac20 4
whistledog 10
woops. 13
VegettoVa90 8
YO DADDY 1


walmart   4
someone on another forum who stole karen's sig line
Al-B's asscrack
OEO
Pathmark for forgetting Howard had a check coming? (Shouldn't Howard know if he has a check coming?)
the smilies because there is never one that encompasses everything I am feeling all at once!
The finger
The Oakland Raiders
stupid piece of sh*t crappy assed collection agency, ASShole Acceptance
those drunken buffoons in The Black Hole 
the town council (or whoever else decided today was a holiday and closed the dump)
Gwyneth Paltrow and Robert Downey, Jr.  Iron Man SUCKS!
The Frogs  2
wildfires   5
The Beavers
Whomever made karen miss all the fun
THE 24 HOUR KARMA WARNING 
Miss Piggy
Warner Brothers Movie Productions or whatever the hell they are called
Beaker
Jess' hands and feet
Obama   1
people who try to fix their computers who have no idea what they are doing!
The U Scan Machines
migraines
customers who keep throwing carts instead of handng it to Howard
wii fit
the greedy shoppers who only cared about getting "great deals"..and didn't value someone's life 4
the Signature Bar - 2kidsami can not get her ho ho hottie in full detail
Billy Blanks
Sonic, Utz and Kraft
stupid sticky price tickets on gifts
the cheerful holiday atmosphere I feel around here
lice 4
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOklahoma
Snow 3
Ice 2
Trolls who can't spell
Morans?
Erin Moran
Snoz' Dad's family
Snog, snogging etc.
Howard's store manager
Those lovely people who make Lipton tea
Eddie Izzard
Rice's Dog 2
Red Ant's boss
The internet
Patty's dirty house
Mother Nature
Erin's sinuses 2
Kate Bush
elmer's pruple (dries clear) glue
door to door salesmen
First Great Western Trains
McDonald's employees where Snoz was 3
Black Ice and The Nissan Murano's Intuitive All Wheel Drive
Tam's sinuses   3
coughs and sneezes
irresponsible dog owners
the woman sat next to Q at the taping of the Sherri Shpeherd Show
Google
The Taliban
Tia’s co-worker
LTE – for being boring today
Dagwood’s frog avatar
Gis’s monkey
Mantrums and the men who have them
‘professional’ fundraisers
The devil
REALLY, REALLY SMITING the first grader in Sami’s daughters class
The fliers
Santa Ana winds
The guys who washed the carts on the rainy day
Spring
10772
Men who say “clitoris� in front of women
PMS
my sat nav or whatever makes it not work when I really need it
People who unthinkingly automatically 'reply to all' on a group e-mail
Ron Howard for his adaptation of Angels & Demons
the kids for not letting the rabbit have his Trix
the woman yesterday at Pathmark who called another woman "an ass". 2
the oven instruction book for lying to karen
abnormal weather
maintenance mode
Miscreants Everywhere!
Ash’s lazy ass
People who wear kilts
5 year-old boys
BM (Boobie Movements?)
Easter Avatars in May
Scout Den leader 3
Whoever is updating the Profile Bandit list
Slow server 2
People who water their lawns unnecessarily
Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins
Howard’s computer for flickering off and on last night
Snotty assed Russell kid
Kid who punked Q in the 4th Grade
All the kids who harassed nally in grade school
Grade school bullies
Max the 1st grader (infinite)
Bookmistress’s computer mouse
Blankets
People who hide their 00ze status
Blankets who smite ???
Angry customers
Corrupted hard drives
Dell
Norton
Max’s Dad
Carpenter ants
ASCAP
Vista 2
Pink eye
Pathmark store manager
spammers 3
being too poor for repairs 2
Anything to do with Howard's Job  ∞
telemarketers 1
Denver Nuggets 1
LA Lakers 1
bare feet 1
bears 1
late nights 1
swine flu 1
HPV 1
Any type pf weather 1
California State Supreme Court 1
Stain Mart 1
Pyrex for hurting Jess' foot 2
Robin's husband 1
ATM Machine 1
New York Yankees 4
Rice's computer 2
Amnesty International 1
Cell phone people 1
Canada 1
Jerkwad customers 2
Ash's uterus 1
Astronomy magazine 1
Autoerotic Asphyxiation 1
Politics Board 1
Yahoo for being a bitch 1

_________________________________________________________________________

There y'all go! Fully updated!
Thanks to Karen for helping me out in my time of need! More of that stuff that shall not be named in this thread will find it's way to you as soon as I am allowed to do it Mum! ;)

And - once you say you want to be in the smite club in this thread - that's it, you are in! You don't have to wait for confirmation. We will catch up with you at some point!


Ripped off!!!  Marty McFly is beating me on the Everyone Else list!  No way man.....I'm MUCH more annoying than him. It's sad when efforts go unrewarded. But I'm only two away....I'm sure I can take the mantle in the next day or two.  ;)

Ripped off!!!   Marty McFly is beating me on the Everyone Else list!  No way man.....I'm MUCH more annoying than him. It's sad when efforts go unrewarded. But I'm only two away....I'm sure I can take the mantle in the next day or two.  ;)


You'll have to start a controversial thread or two  ;)

Howard is out of reach ;D


How am I out of reach? ???

Ripped off!!!   Marty McFly is beating me on the Everyone Else list!  No way man.....I'm MUCH more annoying than him. It's sad when efforts go unrewarded. But I'm only two away....I'm sure I can take the mantle in the next day or two.  ;)


I am going to go ahead and smite gibbo. For real Peter! We would love to have you in the smite club!
Don't be afraid! We don't bite...............

















Too hard! ;)

I smite the stupid pricks in the parking lot,referring to the customers.  >:(

I smite the stupid pricks in the parking lot,referring to the customers.  >:(


I smite Howard because I put an infinity smite on anything to do with Howard's job - and so customers in the parking lot count! :P ;D

I smite Peter Piper's peck of pickled peppers that he picked.

Hah...that's two more! I demand a recount!!! 8)

I smite the stupid pricks in the parking lot,referring to the customers.  >:(


I smite Howard because if those pricks are buying stuff from Pathmark they keep the store in business, therefore providing you a job.

Anabel gets a welcome to Smite Club Smite because...well, that's what we do :D

I smite Peter Cottontail

You need to smite me!  I'm pretty sure it's my turn!

Obviously we are both boring and have nothing to say!   ;D :-*


I smite both of you....how come no one is emailing me!  :P

Well, that does seem like you have something to say...so you shall receive a smite. :D


I smite jeff for being a copy cat.... Midas gave the same smite almost a full two minutes before you did!  :P

I smite Ash for putting that song in the September thread.  It's being going round my head ever since I read it!


I smite karen because now I have the song September going around my head!  :D

Wow! 60 pages to try and get the smite club all caught up....

Forgetaboutit! :P ;D


I smite tam for being lazy...  :P

Aha!  I smite TammyTamTam for shirking her duties as SmiteyTalTally-er :D


I smite Midas cuz.... technically those aren't Tam's duties.... and I smite Tia for falling down on the job he volunteered for!

You mistyped your signature :D


;D

Anything to do with Howard's Job  âˆž






AMEN TO THIS!!!!

Maybe Howard should try to get a new job.

I smite the stupid pricks in the parking lot,referring to the customers.  >:(


Hmmm this seems to have to do with howard's job  ::)

I smite Howard because if those pricks are buying stuff from Pathmark they keep the store in business, therefore providing you a job.



someone mentioned this point before..... .oh yeah... it was me!  8)  :P

I smite anabel for getting me all excited about the Magic....  >:(

oh yeah... and I smite Sami and Patty cuz its been a few days and I don't want them to feel left out.

I smite Anabel for getting me all excited about the Magic....  >:(



I smite you back because you live in the Land of Kobe!  >:( ;D

I smite you back because you live in the Land of Kobe!  >:( ;D





Bleeech... no one wants to live there!!!! BTW did I smite the lakers for their stupid parade yesterday? If so I smite them again!

Thank You For The Welcome Smites go to:  Rice_Cube, karen, Tam and Midas.
One smite to wildcard for calling me a mermaid like it's a bad thing,
and Q I'm going to smite you again just cuz I wanna.  ;D

Thank You For The Welcome Smites go to:  Rice_Cube, karen, Tam and Midas.
One smite to wildcard for calling me a mermaid like it's a bad thing,
and Q I'm going to smite you again just cuz I wanna.  ;D


ha ha... methinks you forgot to read the club rules... you can only smite a person once a day!  :P
and you can't smite yourself....

ha ha... methinks you forgot to read the club rules... you can only smite a person once a day!  :P
and you can't smite yourself....






Oh man!  Club rules?  Must go find. Ok, can I take back your second smite?  I'm sure I'll find a reason to give it back to you again tomorrow!  ;)

Oh man!  Club rules?  Must go find. Ok, can I take back your second smite?  I'm sure I'll find a reason to give it back to you again tomorrow!  ;)


lol....rules page one! and let the smite stand...its tomorrow somewhere right?  ;D

Welcome smite to Anabel. :)

Thank You Smite backatcha!  :)

Rules?  I smite rules :P

I smite Rice Cube

Okay, I REALLY have to do it...I smite telemarketers...especially those who just won't leave you alone! >:(

I smite jeff for being a copy cat.... Midas gave the same smite almost a full two minutes before you did!  :P

Oops! My Bad! I just felt the urge to. Also, in my defense, great minds do tend to think alike...lol

Smite you back, just cause I feel like it.

Oops! My Bad! I just felt the urge to.

Smite you back, just cause I feel like it.


that's a good reason O0

I smite Rice Cube


And the reason why is...?

Smite to wildcard for not following the rules  ;) ;D

Smite to snozberries just because it's Friday (what better reason?)  ;D

WTF? like 6 pages of new smites you people are going smite crazy!!

Midas here's your because it's friday smite.

Maybe Howard should try to get a new job.


I'm stuck right now in getting another job,I'm kind of comfortable with where I am at the moment.

I smite Howard because I put an infinity smite on anything to do with Howard's job - and so customers in the parking lot count! :P ;D


Do customers get an infinity smite?

Do customers get an infinity smite?


yes because they are part of the job...

yes because they are part of the job...


Yes of course they are.

I smite Midas cuz.... technically those aren't Tam's duties.... and I smite Tia for falling down on the job he volunteered for!


I smite snoz for being technical :D


WTF? like 6 pages of new smites you people are going smite crazy!!

Midas here's your because it's friday smite.


Smite to Gis for her monkey business. :D

And the reason why is...?

Smite to wildcard for not following the rules   ;) ;D


5th rule: You can smite anyone you want,even members who didn't join,but you can only explain why here if that person agreed to participate. 

I cant find anything that says I have to explain.  I should smite you for making up a rule that doesn't seem to exist. .

Ladies and gentleman get excited...SMITE CLUB finally arrived!


This is the only club worth joining and these are the SMITE CLUB rules:

1st rule: You do not talk sheesh about the Smite Club!

2nd rule: Smite is the way you express your distaste for a fellow inthe00s member post,it will be the opposite of Karma.

3rd rule: You cannot smite yourself and you can only smite someone once a day.

4th rule: When you want to smite someone you make a post in this thread,e.g. "i smite Chucky G.". About once a week i'll try to do a count and post a SMITELOG.

5th rule: You can smite anyone you want,even members who didn't join,but you can only explain why here if that person agreed to participate.

6th rule: If you didn't agreed to be part of this you cannot smite or post asking why you were smitten.

7th rule: If you participate you get to confront the ones who smote you any way you like but don't forget the general boards rules. Go read them.

8th rule: There will be a The Smite Club Gang with all the members of the Smite Club that will be constantly updated so everyone knows who the brave ones are.

9th Rule: Do not, under any circumstances, question the Smite List. Doing so will result in a smite from possibly EVERYONE in the club. ;)


The 7th rule requires the person doling out the smite to explain why if confronted, but you don't have to outright say why unless prompted.  Technically, wildcard is correct about this literal interpretation of the rules.

5th rule: You can smite anyone you want,even members who didn't join,but you can only explain why here if that person agreed to participate.   

I cant find anything that says I have to explain.  I should smite you for making up a rule that doesn't seem to exist. .


But rice is a member of the club and you have to explain smite club members.

I smite you for questioning bookmistress.

But rice is a member of the club and you have to explain smite club members.

I smite you for questioning bookmistress.



Oh I was smote?  Now I want to know why :D

^
Rules?  I smite rules :P


The rules of this club are part of this club so I thought I'd get you.

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The rules of this club are part of this club so I thought I'd get you.


Oh, a smite for smiting rules...got it

I bite smite Gibbo.  JOIN ALREADY!  

Welcome smite to anabel.

Smite to Midas so he can catch up with Howard.

Smite to Howard for calling everyone at Pathmark a prick, even though it made me LOL.  

I bite smite Gibbo.  JOIN ALREADY!  

Welcome smite to anabel.

Smite to Midas so he can catch up with Howard.

Smite to Howard for calling everyone at Pathmark a prick, even though it made me LOL.  




smite ash... how can midas catch howard if you make them both +1  ::)

smite ash... how can midas catch howard if you make them both +1  ::)


Smite to Snoz for being right all the freaking time ( >:() and for getting to meet Hugh Laurie.  Man he looked cute in those pictures.

Smite to Snoz for being right all the freaking time ( >:() and for getting to meet Hugh Laurie.  Man he looked cute in those pictures.


:P

Smite to Midas so he can catch up with Howard.



I smite Ash today 'cuz I promised I would. :D

:P





I smite Ash today 'cuz I promised I would. :D


It's good that I like you two so much. 

It's good that I like you two so much. 


I probably wouldn't smite you for fun if I didn't like ya :D ;)

I smite anabel for saying J J J H S was her name too.

But rice is a member of the club and you have to explain smite club members.




You don't have to explain club member smites, it just says you can only explain why you are smiting club members.  It doesn't require you to explain club member smites.

You don't have to explain club member smites, it just says you can only explain why you are smiting club members.  It doesn't require you to explain club member smites.


I smite Dagnabbit for trying to confuse me on a Friday. :D

I smite Dagnabbit for trying to confuse me on a Friday. :D


you're confused?

You don't have to explain club member smites, it just says you can only explain why you are smiting club members.  It doesn't require you to explain club member smites.


Huh? in english next time please  ;)


the rules are you can smite anyone but you have to say why you smite members of the smite club....you can smite board members who are not in the smite club without giving a reason...  :P

I smite dag cuz DAGNABBIT!  ;D she made my head hurt!

You don't have to explain club member smites, it just says you can only explain why you are smiting club members.  It doesn't require you to explain club member smites.

I think I understand now.


By the way, here is a belated welcome smite to anabel!

I smite PETA!

I smite PETA!


Obama thanks you...but I don't!  >:(

Huh? in english next time please  ;)


the rules are you can smite anyone but you have to say why you smite members of the smite club....you can smite board members who are not in the smite club without giving a reason...  :P

I smite dag cuz DAGNABBIT!  ;D she made my head hurt!


You have to read the rules pretty carefully, I think they could be reworded but the literal interpretation is that you can smite someone without saying why, but if they ask why, and they are in the club, you have to tell them.

Obama thanks you...but I don't!  >:(


well then I smite you too!  :P

You have to read the rules pretty carefully, I think they could be reworded but the literal interpretation is that you can smite someone without saying why, but if they ask why, and they are in the club, you have to tell them.


yeah I interpreted them differently... I don't think I'm the only one

yeah I interpreted them differently... I don't think I'm the only one


S'okay, I think the original way Diz wanted it was to make everyone say, she just worded it a bit weird but that's okay.

Doesn't seem weird to me.  Maybe I'm weird

Semantics.

I smite Dagnabbit for trying to confuse me on a Friday. :D


Confusion smite to Midas. :P :D

You have to read the rules pretty carefully, I think they could be reworded but the literal interpretation is that you can smite someone without saying why, but if they ask why, and they are in the club, you have to tell them.


That's how I read it, too.

Doesn't seem weird to me.  Maybe I'm weird


Maybe  ???


;)

You have to read the rules pretty carefully, I think they could be reworded but the literal interpretation is that you can smite someone without saying why, but if they ask why, and they are in the club, you have to tell them.


I just tell smite club members the reason up front to avoid any confusion or second-guessing.  Just as I smite Rice Cube for his acute sense of logic. :D

Bobo for his silly car racing scores.

I just tell smite club members the reason up front to avoid any confusion or second-guessing.  Just as I smite Rice Cube for his acute sense of logic. :D


Logic!  :D

Semantics.


I have no idea what you just said. 

smite to the weather.

I have no idea what you just said. 


Semantics...

seâ‹…manâ‹…tics    Show IPA
–noun (used with a singular verb)
1. Linguistics.
a. the study of meaning.
b. the study of linguistic development by classifying and examining changes in meaning and form.
2. Also called significs. the branch of semiotics dealing with the relations between signs and what they denote.
3. the meaning, or an interpretation of the meaning, of a word, sign, sentence, etc.: Let's not argue about semantics.

Note: Semantics is commonly used to refer to a trivial point or distinction that revolves around mere words rather than significant issues: “To argue whether the medication killed the patient or contributed to her death is to argue over semantics.�