I've been ready for 35 years.  ::)


Born Ready?

I've been ready for 35 years.  ::)


so as an infant you wanted......never mind

so as an infant you wanted......never mind






better to keep your mouth shut.  ;D

better to keep your mouth shut.  ;D



:-X

:-X



Thanks.

so as an infant you wanted......never mind





Some babies are breast fed, some are not.  Nuff said ;)

Some babies are breast fed, some are not.  Nuff said ;)


I was fed by bottle.

I was fed by bottle.


that explains... everything!!!!!  ;)

that explains... everything!!!!!  ;)


and you weren't? ::)

and you weren't? ::)


I wasn't what?

I wasn't what?



fed by bottle?

fed by bottle?


nope that's why I'm not obsessed with porn

nope that's why I'm not obsessed with porn


That's PRON.  Big difference.  ;)

That's PRON.  Big difference.   ;)


oh yeah.. I forgot

I forgot to smite woops earlier. So I'm gonna do it now.

I smite allergies and sinus headaches

SMITE to Robin, Snoz and Howard. For gods sake start your thread and keep our smite club free of pron!

SMITE to Robin, Snoz and Howard. For gods sake start your thread and keep our smite club free of pron!



Yes Mam!

Some babies are breast fed, some are not.  Nuff said ;)



I'd like to be breast fed.

SMITE to Robin, Snoz and Howard. For gods sake start your thread and keep our smite club free of pron!


Thank you.  I smite Gis for being the voice of reason! ;D

Mickey Rooney? Really...please break the rules and explain....or pm me!  ;D


He just gets on my nerves.  He makes stupid faces, and his voice is kinda sqeaky, and he is bowlegged.  And he is ornery. 

I realize I sound really bitchy, but at least I'm honest.

I smite rednecks with truckballs.

I smite rednecks with truckballs.

I smite the women who love rednecks with truckballs.

I smite the women who love rednecks with truckballs.


I'll second that smite.  And I'll further it, by adding that I really hate it when the woman is sitting in the middle of the seat, right next to the redneck man, in the truck, with the truck balls.

My sister always has to sit right next to her fiance in his truck.  It's just so lame.  He doesn't have any balls though.

On his truck anyway.

I'd like to be breast fed.
this is somewhat alarming.

this is somewhat alarming.

Somewhat?

Somewhat?
i just threw that in because i didn't want to start a panic.

i just threw that in because i didn't want to start a panic.


Maybe Salma Hayek is still available to wet nurse our Howard.

Maybe Salma Hayek is still available to wet nurse our Howard.


Oh Jesus.

Here we go. 

I smite Robin for putting the idea into Howard's (and my) head!

I would also like to smite the Anti-L.T.E. gang.  >:(

I would also like to smite the Anti-L.T.E. gang.   >:(


I smite them too!  TWO smites! Ah ah ah...

http://www.siriusthinking.com/sirius/UserFiles/Image/countvoncount.jpg

Maybe Salma Hayek is still available to wet nurse our Howard.



wet nurse? Now that's something I'd like to see. ;)

this is somewhat alarming.



No it isn't.

I smite Howard and Robin for getting me in trouble with Gis  ;)

I smite Gis cuz she should just feel the love...or, in this case, the pron  ;D

I just can't resist the urge to smite saver.

I just can't resist the urge to smite saver.

It has been quite a while since you did.........

wet nurse? Now that's something I'd like to see. ;)
SMITE for making me think of the Little Britain 'bitty' sketch!

SMITE for making me think of the Little Briatain 'bitty' sketch!


You mean The BBC sketch?  ???

I smite Howard and Robin for getting me in trouble with Gis  ;)

I smite Gis cuz she should just feel the love...or, in this case, the pron  ;D



Yeah,feel the pron,all over your body.  ;D

You mean The BBC sketch?  ???
It's a sketch from the BBC show.

I smite all the pron talk, it's getting old. ::)

I smite all the pron talk, it's getting old. ::)
i agree. we need to replace all this old talk with young, fresh, wet, barely legal talk. talk that's ready to go anytime, anywhere.

the kind of talk teenage co-eds, living away from home for the first time and excited to have just bought a new web cam, might engage in.

It has been quite a while since you did.........


out of sight out of mind... but he's back... and since my last smite was at 9pm PST.... I get to smite him again  :P

the kind of talk teenage co-eds, living away from home for the first time and excited to have just bought a new web cam, might engage in.



That sounds engaging.

Smite to everyone continuing the pron talk.  Seriously, guys, can't we invent it's own thread so the rest of us don't have to see it?

Smite to everyone continuing the pron talk.  Seriously, guys, can't we invent it's own thread so the rest of us don't have to see it?


that doesn't include me right I mean I stopped pages ago.  ;)

Smite to everyone continuing the pron talk.  Seriously, guys, can't we invent it's own thread so the rest of us don't have to see it?


Sowwy :(

Smite to everyone continuing the pron talk.  Seriously, guys, can't we invent it's own thread so the rest of us don't have to see it?
24 hour rule flag

i smite george lucas

http://www.moviehole.net/wp-content/uploads/george_lucas1.jpg

this will serve as only one small part of my reason why.

24 hour rule flag


But it doesn't count...the first one was the talk itself the second was the people.  :P



that doesn't include me right I mean I stopped pages ago.  ;)


I guess not, then. ;)

Smite to everyone continuing the pron talk.  Seriously, guys, can't we invent it's own thread so the rest of us don't have to see it?


Ok from this moment on,no more pron and I mean it. >:(


;D

But it doesn't count...the first one was the talk itself the second was the people.  :P




http://www.sun-sentinel.com/media/photo/2008-06/39577244.jpg

no, you see, the third question was actually the first question in a new line of questioning!

I smite the questioning.

I smite the questioning.
which questioning do you smite?

which questioning do you smite?


What was the question?  ???

I smite the guys who fixed our guttering for leaving the old stuff on the lawn. 

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/media/photo/2008-06/39577244.jpg

no, you see, the third question was actually the first question in a new line of questioning!


I smite Tia for trying to make me think this early in the morning :P ;)

I smite mornings

I smite my Mother for blaming me for taking up her wash and I assumed that it needed to be put away and then when My father saw the hamper with clothes,he put damp clothes away(and that included her underwear) :P She was in a hurry this morning.

Smite to Howard to keep him in the lead and to keep this on the first page.

I smite Howard for smiting his mother!  :D

I smite Philly and all the peeps getting together...cuz I'm JEALOUS!!!!

:P



Hope ya'll have fun tho...

I smite my Mother for blaming me for taking up her wash and I assumed that it needed to be put away and then when My father saw the hamper with clothes,he put damp clothes away(and that included her underwear) :P She was in a hurry this morning.


It's a sad state of affairs when a woman's underwear is not held sacred in her own home.

It's a sad state of affairs when a woman's underwear is not held sacred in her own home.


I know,right?  ;D

I smite Howard for smiting his mother!  :D


I won't smite my Mother again.

Everyone obviously behaved themselves whilst we were away and that's why this was on the second page!

Good job guys

Everyone obviously behaved themselves whilst we were away and that's why this was on the second page!

Good job guys



But it's on Page 323?  ???


;D

But it's on Page 323?  ???


;D


I smite Howard because that joke is old now!

I smite the 24 hour rule

But it's on Page 323?  ???


;D

HOWARD!!!! Smite to you and shame, shame shame for this!

Does anyone else have concerns that he works around moving vehicles all day?

http://images.zaazu.com/img/thinking-idea-animated-animation-smiley-emoticon-000339-large.gif

Does anyone else have concerns that he works around moving vehicles all day?

http://images.zaazu.com/img/thinking-idea-animated-animation-smiley-emoticon-000339-large.gif



http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif

Everyone obviously behaved themselves whilst we were away and that's why this was on the second page!

Good job guys


Yep...all the bad ones were away somewhere...Philly, I think??  :P

Yep...all the bad ones were away somewhere...Philly, I think??  :P



;D

I smite Howard because that joke is old now!



;D Yeah Isn't it?

But it's on Page 323?  ???


;D


Smite to Howard for this baaad joke

I also smite cellulitis

Smite to Howard for this baaad joke

I also smite cellulitis



Why do you smite cellulitus for?

Why do you smite cellulitus for?



If you've ever had it, you'd smite it, too!!!

If you've ever had it, you'd smite it, too!!!


Exactly, I haven't had it this bad in years.  It really sucks.

Exactly, I haven't had it this bad in years.  It really sucks.



Hope it heals soon, Dag.

Smite to Snoz for wanting to beat me >:(

Look what happened - What goes around, comes around ::)

;D

Smite to Snoz for wanting to beat me >:(

Look what happened - What goes around, comes around ::)

;D



;D ;D

I smite the people who always speed faster than 25mph down my street, which is residential. There's too many of those drivers, so I'll just smite them collectively (assuming that's ok).

Sorry jeff I'll try to slow down.  Just kidding. It wasn't me- I don't think.  And collective smites are always welcome.


Ok thanks. ;) Yeah, too many people seem to not have respect for the speed limit on streets in residential neighborhoods. See, there's no stop sign or anything on the corner (T-intersection) nearest to my house, so people just drive on through it. That was a flaw in the design, so I think it would be best to smite whoever designed that intersection, or the area near it.

huh? :o your post was there, now it's gone?

Sorry Q, I have to smite you cuz you deleted your post after I responded to it. :(

huh? :o your post was there, now it's gone?

Sorry Q, I have to smite you cuz you deleted your post after I responded to it. :(


Yeah...I noticed the disappearing post too..... :o

If you've ever had it, you'd smite it, too!!!



I have big legs but don't have cellulitus.

thanks for that visual Howard  8-P

thanks for that visual Howard   8-P




sorry Karen,I won't put my 2 cents into everything anymore.

I have big legs but don't have cellulitus.



Howard, I think you are thinking of cellulite.  Cellulitis is an inflammation of cells.  Here's a link:

http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/cellulitis-topic-overview

Howard, I think you are thinking of cellulite.  Cellulitis is an inflammation of cells.  Here's a link:

http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/cellulitis-topic-overview


So you can smite me for not knowing what that was.

So you can smite me for not knowing what that was.



Nope, not a member of the smite club, just wanted to keep you informed :)

Nope, not a member of the smite club, just wanted to keep you informed :)
you could always commit a rogue smite and see what happens

you could always commit a rogue smite and see what happens



lol  You are such a rebel, aren't you?  ;) ;D 8)

lol  You are such a rebel, aren't you?  ;) ;D 8)


Okay....smite to Tia !!!!  ::)

Nope, not a member of the smite club, just wanted to keep you informed :)


Thanks.  :)

smite to the construction workers.

I smite tia for hating school buses.  Traffic would be much worse without them, believe me

I smite the rhinovirus.   >:(

I smite the cars and SUVs in Pathmark. >:(

I smite Howard for typing without thinking

I smite Howard for typing without thinking


I'll second that smite....

I Must SMITE my friend SNOZ, I told you guys about ganging up on my hero Howard! >:(

I Must SMITE my friend SNOZ, I told you guys about ganging up on my hero Howard! >:(


You'd smite him as well

I Must SMITE my friend SNOZ, I told you guys about ganging up on my hero Howard! >:(


aw come on now Nasty...don't make me smite you too!

You'd smite him as well


He would, but sometimes my husband is ....
http://www.crashonmyhead.com/captain_obvious.jpg

;D

He would, but sometimes my husband is ....
http://www.crashonmyhead.com/captain_obvious.jpg

;D

Tam don't make me SMITE you for telling my little secret!

SHYT! I deserve a smite!
I was looking for Captain Oblivious and when I saw ^ pic, I just used it.
That's what I get for NOT READING it ALL!!!

Gah - I feel like someone else right now.....

all I have is this little gem....

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/snozberries44/Inthe00s/captainoblivious.jpg

all I have is this little gem....

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/snozberries44/Inthe00s/captainoblivious.jpg


and it is PERFECT! 8)

Only SNoz can get Smite and then moments later Karma for such a funny picture

Only SNoz can get Smite and then moments later Karma for such a funny picture


oh yeah!  8)

SHYT! I deserve a smite!
I was looking for Captain Oblivious and when I saw ^ pic, I just used it.
That's what I get for NOT READING it ALL!!!

Gah - I feel like someone else right now.....



You need to put THAT thought right out of your head, young lady, RIGHT NOW!!!!

You need to put THAT thought right out of your head, young lady, RIGHT NOW!!!!


I know right! ;D ;D ;D

all I have is this little gem....

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/snozberries44/Inthe00s/captainoblivious.jpg


and it is PERFECT! 8)

I second that.

I was gonna do some smiting when I saw the Captain Obvious/Oblivious confusion but now that I read through it I've changed my mind.

Okay, maybe Howard will get a smite.

Oh, and I smite whoever delivers junkmail to our mailbox.

SHYT! I deserve a smite!
I was looking for Captain Oblivious and when I saw ^ pic, I just used it.
That's what I get for NOT READING it ALL!!!

Gah - I feel like someone else right now.....


OK, I smite Tam for not reading it all!!! :D

I smite Howard for typing without thinking



I deserve the smite.

I'll smite the supervisor and boss at my job for not acknowledging my doing a good job.

A job well done is its own reward!  ;D

A job well done is its own reward!  ;D



But you don't understand,the big boss wants an impeccable job.  ::)

But you don't understand,the big boss wants an impeccable job.  ::)


I think its you who doesn't understand  ;)  you're looking for recognition. I say you don't need it; just be happy that you make the customers happy. 

I think its you who doesn't understand  ;)  you're looking for recognition. I say you don't need it; just be happy that you make the customers happy. 



Right,I don't need a stupid card that tells me I'm doing a good job,I know I'm doing well.  ;)

Right,I don't need a stupid card that tells me I'm doing a good job,I know I'm doing well.  ;)


Exactly! and I'll give you karma for the good job you do!  :)

Exactly! and I'll give you karma for the good job you do!  :)



Thank You.  :)

Page two? ::)

I smite smaller than normal paychecks and the problems it will cause. :(

I smite Dude111.

I smite Dude111.


put in a smite for me too.  ::)

I smite Howard for

1. Hitting on a 15 year old.
2. Bringing up dry humping AGAIN
3. Well, for just being Howard.

I smite Howard for

1. Hitting on a 15 year old.
2. Bringing up dry humping AGAIN
3. Well, for just being Howard.





1.I'm sorry.
2.I'm Sorry.
3.I'm Sorry.(can't help it) ;D

1.I'm sorry.
2.I'm Sorry.
3.I'm Sorry.(can't help it) ;D



1. Thank you
2. Thank you
3. Than....er....work on it!  ;)

I smite everyone who tries to make Howard something he's not.

Long live Howard.

I smite everyone who tries to make Howard something he's not.

Long live Howard.


I smite Rice for putting limitations on Howard. He can do it if he tries.

I smite Rice for putting limitations on Howard. He can do it if he tries.


I smite Snoz for making sense in a weird way.

I smite Snoz for making sense in a weird way.



:D

is that better  ;)


;D

Don't ever change, Howard!  :D :D

Don't ever change, Howard!  :D :D


Just think before you type ......PLEASE!!!

;D

Just think before you type ......PLEASE!!!

;D


Seriously, I'm never sending him anything again ;D

Seriously, I'm never sending him anything again ;D


yeah you should have known better....  ;D

I smite everyone who tries to make Howard something he's not.

Long live Howard.



Then what am I?

Seriously, I'm never sending him anything again ;D



Ok,I'll be good.  ;)

Smite Howard for the beefcake pic that I had to delete!!

I don't know if I still get smited around here, but just in case you'd forgotten about me: smite to all smite club members.

Smite right back atcha, Henk. :)

Smite to the not posting pics :\'( because of slow down of system.

Smite to Howard for posting a beefcake pic I did not get to see.

Smite to Tam for deleting said beefcake pic and not letting me see it, for I love beefcake.

;D ;D ;D

I smite colds and allergies and the makers of tissues that leave my nose raw and the makers of over-the-counter medicine that does not work.  :(

Smite Howard for the beefcake pic that I had to delete!!


BEEFCAKE!!!  ;D

Smite to the not posting pics :\'( because of slow down of system.

Smite to Howard for posting a beefcake pic I did not get to see.

Smite to Tam for deleting said beefcake pic and not letting me see it, for I love beefcake.

;D ;D ;D


I smite 2kidsami for beefbunny comic in her sig  :P :D

i smite canada for not conquering america.

i smite canada for not conquering america.


Falling into our plans nicely.  I smite the US of A for being so hard to conguer. ;)

I smite The MTA.

i smite the T&A

Don't smite the YMCA!

I smite 2kidsami for beefbunny comic in her sig  :P :D
I smite Midas in honor of my beefbunny who was smoten by the said smiter in a past smite attack ::)

Falling into our plans nicely.  I smite the US of A for being so hard to conguer. ;)

I smite The MTA.

i smite the T&A

Don't smite the YMCA!
I AM GOING DOA :D

i smite canada for not conquering america.


Hey...shouldn't Canada conquer Canada first?  ;)

i smite the T&A


T & A is good.

T & A is good.
Smite to Howard and Tia who brought up the topic ::)

Smite to Howard and Tia who brought up the topic ::)



Hey don't blame it on me,Will ya.  ;D

Hey don't blame it on me,Will ya.  ;D
You said it - an beings it is a new day and you just tried to pass the blame - SMITE ;)
;D

A back from holiday smite to the whole club, I've missed you all!  ;D

I smite Midas in honor of my beefbunny who was smoten by the said smiter in a past smite attack ::)


He's probably more cake than beef with that fuzzy pink tail. :D

A back from holiday smite to the whole club, I've missed you all!  ;D


I smite Gis for having a holiday.

A back from holiday smite to the whole club, I've missed you all!  ;D


welcome back smite for Gis

I smite Howard for thinking old ladies don't have boobs

I smite Howard for thinking old ladies don't have boobs


Glad I missed that one! ;D

I smite everyone in the club because of my sinuses! :P

I smite everyone in the club because of my sinuses! :P


Screw you Tam!

Screw you Tam!


And that was said with love I'm sure! ;)

Screw you Tam!


Bahahaha!!! BITE ME!!! ;D


And that was said with love I'm sure! ;)


I sure hope so! ;) ;D

And that was said with love I'm sure! ;)


I sure hope so! ;) ;D



It was...it was.  Tam knows I love her to pieces.  Even if she does punish us all for her unruly sinuses.   :P

I smite Tam's stupid sinuses.

I smite Howard for thinking old ladies don't have boobs



of course they do. ;D

It was...it was.  Tam knows I love her to pieces.  Even if she does punish us all for her unruly sinuses.   :P

I smite Tam's stupid sinuses.


Ooo....ooo...she insulted Tam's sinuses.  :o  You're gonna get it now Ash!

of course they do. ;D


So why are you surprised that Dolly Parton has them?

I smite everyone in the club because of my sinuses! :P


My aren't we grouchy.  I smite your sinuses too for making you more miserable than usual.

I smite computer viruses and Dell Tech support - those big dopey fatheads!!!

I await my second hard drive, as the first one they sent me seems to be faulty and will not allow any installations! WTF?  I have been on the phone for hours on end for the last week and a half and they still can't get my computer to factory settings.  I had to pay an outside vendor to retrieve my files and Dell is like, "sorry and thank you, ma'am"  >:( >:(

I smite Trimac20

I smite computer viruses and Dell Tech support - those big dopey fatheads!!!

I await my second hard drive, as the first one they sent me seems to be faulty and will not allow any installations! WTF?  I have been on the phone for hours on end for the last week and a half and they still can't get my computer to factory settings.  I had to pay an outside vendor to retrieve my files and Dell is like, "sorry and thank you, ma'am"  >:( >:(


I smite red bugs with balck spots!!!  Well...I would if I was a smiter that is.....

I smite red bugs with balck spots!!!   Well...I would if I was a smiter that is.....


C'mon Peter! You know you want to join! ;D

My aren't we grouchy.  I smite your sinuses too for making you more miserable than usual.


Completely grouchy! ;D
See, I am not used to the whole East Coast pollination routine yet, and my sinuses are freaking out and telling me that this just isn't right! And I hate that I have to use my flonase so early in the season and taste the crap as it goes down the back of my throat! Blech!

;D

So why are you surprised that Dolly Parton has them?



I just like staring at them.  ;) ;D

I smite red bugs with balck spots!!!   Well...I would if I was a smiter that is.....

:D I smite men named Gibbo who wont join the smite club http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/chicken.gif

:D I smite men named Gibbo who wont join the smite club http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/chicken.gif


There's a definition for Gibbo.

I just like staring at them.  ;) ;D
Smite Howard, I barely wake up and you are already talking of obscene things :P

Smite Howard, I barely wake up and you are already talking of obscene things :P


Sez the bunnycake-sig/bunnysecks-av member :D

i smite karma

I just like staring at them.  ;) ;D


My eyes are up here Howard.

Sez the bunnycake-sig/bunnysecks-av member :D
;D

Smite Howard, I barely wake up and you are already talking of obscene things :P


so what? :P  ::)

My eyes are up here Howard.


and my nose is down here.  ;D

and my nose is down here.  ;D



WHAT? ;D

and my nose is down here.  ;D


*SLAP*

omg :o

Howard loves it.

*slowly backing out of the room now*

Howard loves it.



you bet your sweet bippy. ;D

*SLAP*


OW!  :\'( What you go and do that for? ???

I smite Howard, Snoz and Tia for making me laugh way to hard.

OW!  :\'( What you go and do that for? ???


Now you are going to pretend you don't love it?  I have PMS - no jury would convict me. ;D

I smite Howard, Snoz and Tia for making me laugh way to hard.





I'm sorry.

Now you are going to pretend you don't love it?  I have PMS - no jury would convict me. ;D



I'm not pretending!  >:(

you bet your sweet bippy. ;D


This is you admitting you love it. Now what?

This is you admitting you love it. Now what?



Should I Slap you? ;D

Should I Slap you? ;D

You just bring it.  Like I said, I have PMS. ;D

You just bring it.  Like I said, I have PMS. ;D



I wouldn't if I were you Howard  ;D

You just bring it.  Like I said, I have PMS. ;D



Yeah I'll bring it.not afraid of you. :P

I wouldn't if I were you Howard  ;D



Thank God you're not me.

Thank God you're not me.


YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN!!!  ;D

Yeah I'll bring it.not afraid of you. :P



Oh don't be afraid of me, fear my raging hormones >:(

Thank God you're not me.


Then we'd call her snoward or just H..?

Then we'd call her snoward or just H..?



Hey fine with me.

Oh don't be afraid of me, fear my raging hormones >:(


raging horomones my ass!  :P

raging horomones my ass!  :P

I am gonna KICK IT!

I am gonna KICK IT!


I'm gonna LICK IT!

I'm gonna LICK IT!


Howard, please tell yourself to shut up again.  Thank you. ;D

Howard, please tell yourself to shut up again.  Thank you. ;D


Ok,SHUT UP!

:D I smite men named Gibbo who wont join the smite club http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/chicken.gif


Awww...she likes me!  ;D

I smite Robin.

I smite Robin.


Which Robin would that be?


I smite Howard because if he's talking about barefootrobin he needs to give a reason.   He probably wasn't around last night because Debbie was probably doing something.   ;D

I smite Midas because.... a) if it wasn't barefootin' robin then we are all in for another round of the other one... and
                                  b) now that you mentioned Debbie....we are all probably in for another round of that as well...


and I smite Howard because its been awhile... and also because of the possibility for scenarios a and/or b  ;D


I smite sami cuz I can and she probably still likes it....  :P


I smite Tam for not watching the two most important shows of the week in a timely manner

and I smite gibbo

Which Robin would that be?


I smite Howard because if he's talking about barefootrobin he needs to give a reason.   He probably wasn't around last night because Debbie was probably doing something.   ;D



The Robin on the boards,not my ex.

I smite Howard for not telling us why he is smiting barefootrobin

I smite Howard for not telling us why he is smiting barefootrobin


I bet it was because of the LTE exchange from yesterday...  ;D

I bet it was because of the LTE exchange from yesterday...  ;D


I skipped over that part obviously

Its rather buried by now.... it involved more spanking tho  ;D 



I smite jazz and the people who listen to it  :P

I smite Midas because.... a) if it wasn't barefootin' robin then we are all in for another round of the other one... and
                                  b) now that you mentioned Debbie....we are all probably in for another round of that as well...


and I smite Howard because its been awhile... and also because of the possibility for scenarios a and/or b  ;D


I smite sami cuz I can and she probably still likes it....  :P


I smite Tam for not watching the two most important shows of the week in a timely manner

and I smite gibbo


Yeah Me - a smite

I smite Midas because.... a) if it wasn't barefootin' robin then we are all in for another round of the other one... and
                                   b) now that you mentioned Debbie....we are all probably in for another round of that as well...


and I smite Howard because its been awhile... and also because of the possibility for scenarios a and/or b  ;D


I smite sami cuz I can and she probably still likes it....  :P


I smite Tam for not watching the two most important shows of the week in a timely manner

and I smite gibbo




Why are people so unkind?  ;)

I don't know if I still get smited around here, but just in case you'd forgotten about me: smite to all smite club members.


And a welcome back (to this thread) smite for you! 

And a welcome back (to this thread) smite for you! 

Henk is now in the Smite Club? If so, I give him a welcome smite!

Henk is now in the Smite Club? If so, I give him a welcome smite!


Henk's always been in the smite club...he's just been less active lately... the members are listed on the first page if you wanna check out who else you can smite

I smite Howard for not telling us why he is smiting barefootrobin



I forgot.

Smite to my stupid leg

I bet it was because of the LTE exchange from yesterday...  ;D


;D  I smite Howard for saying I was not PMSing when clearly i was  ;D

I smite Midas because.... a) if it wasn't barefootin' robin then we are all in for another round of the other one... and
                                   b) now that you mentioned Debbie....we are all probably in for another round of that as well...


and I smite Howard because its been awhile... and also because of the possibility for scenarios a and/or b  ;D


I smite sami cuz I can and she probably still likes it....  :P


I smite Tam for not watching the two most important shows of the week in a timely manner

and I smite gibbo




I smite snoz for using more logic than me!  :D

I smite the customer who cursed me out with his window up just because I needed to push some wagons and he blocked the entrance way. ::)

Smite to Henk

smite to Howard

smite to nally

Smite to Henk

smite to Howard

smite to nally


smite to Gis.... cuz... why all the smites?

I smite the customer who cursed me out with his window up just because I needed to push some wagons and he blocked the entrance way. ::)
Q, were you at Pathmark today????

I smite Howard for stating why he was stating the reason for the smite, when obviously the blockee was probably not a member of the smite club. ::)

Q, were you at Pathmark today????

I smite Howard for stating why he was stating the reason for the smite, when obviously the blockee was probably not a member of the smite club. ::)



How do you know the blockee wasn't a member of the club? Its a small world right?

I smite my 5 am shift.... now quick someone smite me for being late to it! >:(

I smite my 5 am shift.... now quick someone smite me for being late to it! >:(
Q you are up too early - smite (plus you stated a reason and your shift is clearly not a member of the smite club)

Q you are up too early - smite (plus you stated a reason and your shift is clearly not a member of the smite club)


Smite you because I never stated why I smited my 5 am shift... I just smited my 5am shift.  :P

Smite you because I never stated why I smited my 5 am shift... I just smited my 5am shift.  :P



Oh don't give me that - you are clearly stating you smite your shift - becaue it is at 5 am ::)


By the way have I mentioned this Hog wing is DELISH - licking BBQ off of my fingers :P

Smiting Gis - because she has stated that she is bright eyed an bushy tailed this morning - NO ONE SHOULD BE :o

Smite to Q because she was late

Smite to Q because she was late


thank you

Oh don't give me that - you are clearly stating you smite your shift - becaue it is at 5 am ::)


By the way have I mentioned this Hog wing is DELISH - licking BBQ off of my fingers :P


what was I supposed to call it?


And I smite Hog Wings and BBQ Sauce  :P

what was I supposed to call it?


And I smite Hog Wings and BBQ Sauce  :P
Oh you smite them do you - I guess I will leave them here then where they are appreciated and loved ::)

Oh you smite them do you - I guess I will leave them here then where they are appreciated and loved ::)


UGH.... I only smite them because I don't have them to appreciate and love  :P