UGH.... I only smite them because I don't have them to appreciate and love  :P
they are to be appreciated an loved


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they are to be appreciated an loved


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please. fed ex now.. I'll be good I promise!

smite to Gis.... cuz... why all the smites?
I couldn't be arsed to explain so i deserved that smite.  ;D

I smite the following things:

Snow on March 30.

People who live in a snow-filled state who don't know how to drive in the snow.  Especially when they have had all winter to get used to driving in the snow, and they still suck at at.  >:(

Hot glue that doesn't actually glue anything and peels right off.

Thank you for your time.

I couldn't be arsed to explain so i deserved that smite.  ;D


luxurating in your bright-eyed bushy-tailed splendor huh?  ;D

I smite the following things:

Snow on March 30.

People who live in a snow-filled state who don't know how to drive in the snow.  Especially when they have had all winter to get used to driving in the snow, and they still suck at at.   >:(

Hot glue that doesn't actually glue anything and peels right off.

Thank you for your time.




I smite Ash for inadvertently causing the Bartles and James commercial to run on a continuous loop in my head.....




......and cuz I love to share... Thank you for your support!

I smite Ash for inadvertently causing the Bartles and James commercial to run on a continuous loop in my head.....




......and cuz I love to share... Thank you for your support!


I smite Snozberries back for getting things in her head from things that don't even have anything to do with the things she gets in her head.

:-\\

It made sense to me.

I smite Snozberries back for getting things in her head from things that don't even have anything to do with the things she gets in her head.

:-\\

It made sense to me.



I smite adagio

I smite adagio


;D

I smite the old lady in her car who asked me to get her a flyer when she could've gotten out her car and get it herself but yet she parks near the entrance way just to see what's on sale. ::)

Q, were you at Pathmark today????

I smite Howard for stating why he was stating the reason for the smite, when obviously the blockee was probably not a member of the smite club. ::)



He called me azzhole. :(

He called me azzhole. :(
Still get a smite Howard.

Still get a smite Howard.



For what? he called me a name.  >:(

For what? he called me a name.  >:(
Yes but he isn't a member of the club so you aren't meant to say why you smite him........

I smite the old lady in her car who asked me to get her a flyer when she could've gotten out her car and get it herself but yet she parks near the entrance way just to see what's on sale. ::)


I smite Howard for smiting an old lady.

I smite Howard for smiting an old lady.


Old people aren't immune.  Just cause you're old doesn't mean you don't suck!

Old people aren't immune.  Just cause you're old doesn't mean you don't suck!




OK, what if she had a hard time getting out of her car and wallking around?

I smite Midas for making me feel bad.   :P


Sing about it, girl  :D

^ phantom smite! :o

OK, what if she had a hard time getting out of her car and wallking around?


I deleted that smite so I could clairfy.

I used to work at a grocery store, and old people were just the worst.  I'm sorry.  It's mean to say but it's the truth.  They were always so bossy and rude and so demanding.  Of course I feel bad for people who have a hard time getting around, or who are disabled in any way, but more often than not, people are just a pain in the ass.

i smite old ladies

Old people aren't immune.  Just cause you're old doesn't mean you don't suck!




I smite ash for making laugh so early I'm the morning.  ;D

I smite ash for making laugh so early I'm the morning.  ;D


You butthole!  I should get karma for making you laugh, not a smite.

Smite for being a butthole.

You butthole!  I should get karma for making you laugh, not a smite.

Smite for being a butthole.



Blind as a bat u must be otherwise you would have noticed that karma count did indeed increase by one.  Ida given you two if it'd let me.


:P

Blind as a bat u must be otherwise you would have noticed that karma count did indeed increase by one.  Ida given you two if it'd let me.


:P


Oh.  :-[

I never look at my karma count.  My bad. 


You're still a butthole though.  ;) ;D

I smite Howard for smiting an old lady.



smite her,she honked her horn at me!  >:(

I deleted that smite so I could clairfy.

I used to work at a grocery store, and old people were just the worst.  I'm sorry.  It's mean to say but it's the truth.  They were always so bossy and rude and so demanding.  Of course I feel bad for people who have a hard time getting around, or who are disabled in any way, but more often than not, people are just a pain in the ass.


Were you a cart attendant Ash?  ???

OK, what if she had a hard time getting out of her car and wallking around?



or this old lady could have been lazy.

I deleted that smite so I could clairfy.

I used to work at a grocery store, and old people were just the worst.  I'm sorry.  It's mean to say but it's the truth.  They were always so bossy and rude and so demanding.  Of course I feel bad for people who have a hard time getting around, or who are disabled in any way, but more often than not, people are just a pain in the ass.


No need to delete smites on my account.  That's one thing I look forward to when I get older, is to have license to be a PITA. :D

or this old lady could have been lazy.


You sure 'bout dat?

You sure 'bout dat?



Well I don't know her and you could never tell from her sitting in her car.

Well I don't know her and you could never tell from her sitting in her car.


I'd honk my horn at you too. :D

Were you a cart attendant Ash?  ???


I did everything, including rounding up the carts, so I can feel your pain Howard.   ;)



No need to delete smites on my account.  That's one thing I look forward to when I get older, is to have license to be a PITA. :D


What do you mean when you get older?  You're one of the biggest PITA's I know!

I did everything, including rounding up the carts, so I can feel your pain Howard.   ;)


What do you mean when you get older?  You're one of the biggest PITA's I know!


Yeah but I can get away with it more when I'm older.  :D


Now fetch me my cane!

You're still a butthole though.   ;) ;D



At least someone noticed ;D

April Fool's Day smite to all the members! ;D

I smite tam for lying to me!

I smite tam for lying to me!


Did you ask if it was an april fools joke?

Did you ask if it was an april fools joke?



essentially, as a joke, I kept saying tam broke the boards. 

then tam posted the link to Chucky's "comment"  You broke it you fix it.

I pmd her and said if this is an April Fools joke well played - if it isn't then I'm sorry about all the hate mail that will follow.


she pm'd me saying it wasn't a prank the boards were broken.... she lied to me.  :\'(

essentially, as a joke, I kept saying tam broke the boards. 

then tam posted the link to Chucky's "comment"  You broke it you fix it.

I pmd her and said if this is an April Fools joke well played - if it isn't then I'm sorry about all the hate mail that will follow.


she pm'd me saying it wasn't a prank the boards were broken.... she lied to me.  :\'(


It was indirect.
I couldn't tell you the truth without telling everyone else the truth.
No harm, no foul! 8) :P

April Fool's Day smite to all the members! ;D


I smite you for getting rid of The LTE for a day. :P

I smite Trimac20.

I'd honk my horn at you too. :D



*HONK!*

I smite Trimac20.


I smite Midas for not providing a reason for above said smite in contravention of the rules of Smite Club.

I smite Midas for not providing a reason for above said smite in contravention of the rules of Smite Club.



There are NO rules. :P

There are NO rules. :P


This is the only club worth joining and these are the SMITE CLUB rules:

1st rule: You do not talk sheesh about the Smite Club!

2nd rule: Smite is the way you express your distaste for a fellow inthe00s member post,it will be the opposite of Karma.

3rd rule: You cannot smite yourself and you can only smite someone once a day.

4th rule: When you want to smite someone you make a post in this thread,e.g. "i smite Chucky G.". About once a week i'll try to do a count and post a SMITELOG.

5th rule: You can smite anyone you want,even members who didn't join,but you can only explain why here if that person agreed to participate.

6th rule: If you didn't agreed to be part of this you cannot smite or post asking why you were smitten.

7th rule: If you participate you get to confront the ones who smote you any way you like but don't forget the general boards rules. Go read them.

8th rule: There will be a The Smite Club Gang with all the members of the Smite Club that will be constantly updated so everyone knows who the brave ones are.

9th Rule: Do not, under any circumstances, question the Smite List. Doing so will result in a smite from possibly EVERYONE in the club

I smite Midas for not providing a reason for above said smite in contravention of the rules of Smite Club.


I may have been wrong about this - Smite Me.

This is the only club worth joining and these are the SMITE CLUB rules:

1st rule: You do not talk sheesh about the Smite Club!

2nd rule: Smite is the way you express your distaste for a fellow inthe00s member post,it will be the opposite of Karma.

3rd rule: You cannot smite yourself and you can only smite someone once a day.

4th rule: When you want to smite someone you make a post in this thread,e.g. "i smite Chucky G.". About once a week i'll try to do a count and post a SMITELOG.

5th rule: You can smite anyone you want,even members who didn't join,but you can only explain why here if that person agreed to participate.

6th rule: If you didn't agreed to be part of this you cannot smite or post asking why you were smitten.

7th rule: If you participate you get to confront the ones who smote you any way you like but don't forget the general boards rules. Go read them.

8th rule: There will be a The Smite Club Gang with all the members of the Smite Club that will be constantly updated so everyone knows who the brave ones are.

9th Rule: Do not, under any circumstances, question the Smite List. Doing so will result in a smite from possibly EVERYONE in the club



Ok,I get it. Shee!  ::)

I smite Howard for rolling his eyes at barefootrobin. :P

I may have been wrong about this - Smite Me.


Smite to Robin!!!
Midas can't explain his smite because Trimac isn't a member of the smite club! ;) 8)

April Fool's Day smite to all the members! ;D

thanks...and I shall smite you for the silly prank which "hid" this thread (and all the others in W.O.W.). :D

It was indirect.
I couldn't tell you the truth without telling everyone else the truth.
No harm, no foul! 8) :P


whatever... I expect the truth from you in a pm!  :P

I smite robin because contravention is too big a word for the smite club.  :P

I smite robin because contravention is too big a word for the smite club.  :P


...and I can use it in a sentence too!    I went to a trekkie contravention!  ;) 8)

...and I can use it in a sentence too!    I went to a trekkie contravention!  ;) 8)



I thought its what people used to not get pregnant!  :D

I thought its what people used to not get pregnant!  :D


Nope...I tried it...and now, 4 kids!  :-\\  Still searching for the cause......of course, this means the ultimate sacrifice. Lot's of testing.... 8)

Nope...I tried it...and now, 4 kids!  :-\\  Still searching for the cause......of course, this means the ultimate sacrifice. Lot's of testing.... 8)



;D

I smite Trimac

I smite Howard for rolling his eyes at barefootrobin. :P


No I wasn't,my eyes just hurt. ;)

I smite Midas for not providing a reason for above said smite in contravention of the rules of Smite Club.


Tam gave the explanation.

I smite barefootrobin for not reading Smite Club rulez and using big words. :D

Smite to Robin!!!
Midas can't explain his smite because Trimac isn't a member of the smite club! ;) 8)


Yah yah, Whatever. :)

I smite Severn-Trent Water

Tam gave the explanation.

I smite barefootrobin for not reading Smite Club rulez and using big words. :D




and I smite her for smiting me.  :P

Page 2?  Smite to all members for that.

I smite Philip Eno.

I smite the circuit breaker that blew in my house last night...

I smite the circuit breaker that blew in my house last night...
OMG - You missed ER :o

Smite to the Mathee's in LTE

I smite the Utah State Tax Commission

OMG - You missed ER :o


nope it only took out half the house....and had the decency to blow after ER was over...but it was out from 8pm until 7am

Smite to the Mathee's in LTE


I totally second that smite.

oh.... and I smite you know who for you know what

and I smite this that and the other thing

I smite my bloody finger

Smiting math now >:(

I smite my bloody finger


I smite snoz for cursing like a Brit :D

I smite snoz for cursing like a Brit :D


I'd smite Midas but that was really funny.

I smite snoz for cursing like a Brit :D


Meanwhile...as we all laugh...Q bleeds out!  :(

Meanwhile...as we all laugh...Q bleeds out!  :(


are you kidding I have the finest medical attention at my fingertips... the bleeding has stopped! 

are you kidding I have the finest medical attention at my fingertips... the bleeding has stopped! 


So...the WAS some blood. You weren't just cursing!  ;D  Glad to hear you survived it all!  ;)

So...the WAS some blood. You weren't just cursing!  ;D  Glad to hear you survived it all!  ;)


Thought they might have to amputate but they managed to save it  ;)

I smite the raccoon.  :P

I smite Howard for not having sympathy about the racoon that died

I smite Howard for not having sympathy about the racoon that died



It must've ate something,good for it,it deserved what it got. :P

Thought they might have to amputate but they managed to save it  ;)
You were really hurt, thought you were being funny (and cursing like a brit) - What did you do????

You were really hurt, thought you were being funny (and cursing like a brit) - What did you do????





I lost some skin below my nail it bled for like five minutes.

I lost some skin below my nail it bled for like five minutes.



Have you put something on it?

I smite Howard for suggesting the Queen of England would carry condoms in her handbag.

I smite Howard for suggesting the Queen of England would carry condoms in her handbag.



Yeah, but you'd laugh if he was right!  ;D



I lost some skin below my nail it bled for like five minutes.



Glad the bleeding stopped, Q.  Be careful with it.

I smite Q's bloody bleeding finger.

I smite laryngitis.

I smite my husband for enjoying the fact that I have laryngitis.  :P (I know I'm not supposed to give a reason.  Oh well, smite me!)

Smite the ringing in my ears and headache :P

Sorry for the finger damage Q  8)

I smite Q's bloody bleeding finger.

I smite laryngitis.

I smite my husband for enjoying the fact that I have laryngitis.  :P (I know I'm not supposed to give a reason.  Oh well, smite me!)
Hope you get to talking asap....  I am sure your husband is about as annoying as mine would be, since you can not yell at him - MEN ::)

Hope you get to talking asap....  I am sure your husband is about as annoying as mine would be, since you can not yell at him - MEN ::)

Thanks.  Actually, he's been pretty good because I'm not feeling well, but the talking thing... well, he counts his blessings.

Have you put something on it?


a bandaid

Thanks.  Actually, he's been pretty good because I'm not feeling well, but the talking thing... well, he counts his blessings.
Can you speak up - I can't read you very well ::)


;D ;D ;D ;D

I smite Howard for suggesting the Queen of England would carry condoms in her handbag.



Hey Gis you never know.  ;D

I smite Howard for suggesting the Queen of England would carry condoms in her handbag.


She could carrying them for Harry!

I smite the server

I smite the server


What's tennis got to with it?

I smite loud neighbors who can't keep their loud music/noise/etc. confined to the privacy of their own home. >:(

She could carrying them for Harry!



Harry needs them more.

What's tennis got to with it?


I smite people who make smart remarks

I smite people who make smart remarks
and I smite those that make dumb remarks - I THINK WE've COVERED THEM ALL KAREN ;D

I smite people who make smart remarks


Thank you for that kind compliment!  8)

she meant smart assed remarks

I SMITE DONALD TRUMP!  >:(

she meant smart assed remarks


I repeat .... Thank YOU for THAT compliment!  8)

I SMITE DONALD TRUMP!  >:(



What did he do?

What did he do?
Wear a very bad wig!

I SMITE DONALD TRUMP!  >:(


I second that smite, the ass. >:(

I smite Philip Eno.

Wear a very bad wig!



he should get a haircut.

I smite all the members of this club who don't smite frequently. And yes i owe an apology for being one of those :-[

I smite all the members of this club who don't smite frequently. And yes i owe an apology for being one of those :-[



*smite!*

I smite whistledog

I smite HSBC

I smite verizon

California Emissions requirements

and everyone I owe money to...

I smite Dag for hating on satellite TV.... Directv is the best!

I smite Snoz for smiting me.  :P

I smite Snoz for smiting me.  :P



it was a valid smite!

So was mine!

So was mine!


:P

Smite to Dizzy because of her blatent call for attention by smiting the rest of the smite club!  :P

Smite to not having Spring-like weather yet.

Smite to not having Spring-like weather yet.


We have it.  It's going to be 70 degrees today. :)


:P


:P :P :P :P

We have it.  It's going to be 70 degrees today. :)

:P :P :P :P



WOOOOO!  :D :D :D


I smite everyone!  Cause I have never done it.

everyone help me lobby for smite medals.  8)

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=19334.msg1966726#msg1966726

WOOOOO!   :D :D :D


I smite everyone!  Cause I have never done it.



You can't smite me.

i smite howard for falsely claiming smite immunity

i smite howard for falsely claiming smite immunity





shadup yo face!  :P

I smite Howard for not accepting his smite from Tia gracefully.  If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen

I smite Howard for not accepting his smite from Tia gracefully.  If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen



then get in my room after you get out the kitchen!  ;D

:-\\ ??? :-\\

:-\\ ??? :-\\



Sorry,that didn't come out right,my apologies.

Sorry,that didn't come out right,my apologies.


I found the previous 7 posts HIGHLY entertaining.  HIGHLY.  So SMITE THAT!

I found the previous 7 posts HIGHLY entertaining.  HIGHLY.  So SMITE THAT!



Ok smite away!

I smite milk that goes bad one day after opening it  8-P

I smite milk that goes bad one day after opening it  8-P
Your supposed to keep that stuff in your refrigerator - or maybe you need to smite your fridge ;)

;D

Your supposed to keep that stuff in your refrigerator - or maybe you need to smite your fridge ;)

;D


It was in the fridge.  And the fridge is cold enough.

I bought the milk last week - but it said sell by 6th April.  I made a sauce with it yesterday that tasted a bit funky.  I got the milk out this evening to make cheese sauce and something made me test it before making the sauce.  I'm glad I did!

It was in the fridge.  And the fridge is cold enough.

I bought the milk last week - but it said sell by 6th April.  I made a sauce with it yesterday that tasted a bit funky.  I got the milk out this evening to make cheese sauce and something made me test it before making the sauce.  I'm glad I did!
8-P

Milk never sits here long enough to go bad (unless one of the girls, gets a glass before bed and leaves it out, I happen to miss it sitting on the counter to come home from work the next day :P)

It was in the fridge.  And the fridge is cold enough.

I bought the milk last week - but it said sell by 6th April.  I made a sauce with it yesterday that tasted a bit funky.  I got the milk out this evening to make cheese sauce and something made me test it before making the sauce.  I'm glad I did!


Probably an old cow!  Okay...take that comment however you wish!!  ;)

I smite The MTA,they're going to raise the bus fares $2.50. (starting May 31st.)  >:(

You can't smite me.


I can and I will!    :P

I smite the Canadian Government for raising taxes on Alcohol.  We will not be paying almost $30.00 for a case of Corona.

I smite life

I don't smite barefootrobin for her awesome lunch she described in LTE, but I will smite her for encouraging Howard. :D

I don't smite barefootrobin for her awesome lunch she described in LTE, but I will smite her for encouraging Howard. :D



smite her all you want,it's her fault.

smite her all you want,it's her fault.


I smite Howard for not being accountable for his own actions. :D

I smite Howard for not being accountable for his own actions. :D



Why should I?

Why should I?


Because nobody else should have to for you!  >:(

I don't smite barefootrobin for her awesome lunch she described in LTE, but I will smite her for encouraging Howard. :D


Thank You For Admitting My Lunch Was Awesome. ;D

Because nobody else should have to for you!  >:(


Alright no problem. ::)

I smite Archill25.

I smite the weather.

I smite old guy in my company for commenting on my "boobs" this morning while I was innocently getting a coffee.  *awkward silence*

holy carp! can't you, like, sue over that kinda stuff now?

holy carp! can't you, like, sue over that kinda stuff now?


Welcome to the world of Commercial Construction.  We will pay you REALLY well but you will be exposed to ickyness beyond your wildest imagination.  And if you have a problem with that, you can go make less money somewhere else.

Welcome to the world of Commercial Construction.  We will pay you REALLY well but you will be exposed to ickyness beyond your wildest imagination.  And if you have a problem with that, you can go make less money somewhere else.
well, still, i think you should stab him in the face. i'm pretty sure that's legal now.

well, still, i think you should stab him in the face. i'm pretty sure that's legal now.


As long as he has BO it is.  And he does.

As long as he has BO it is.  And he does.
you could also mace him if you want. a coworker of mine once maced a hobo for asking her for a quarter. totally sprayed him right in the face, following him as he went down. and the whole time she was screaming, "help me! help me!" apparently she felt threatened by him. it was about fifteen years ago but i bet that dude's eyes are still stinging.

you could also mace him if you want. a coworker of mine once maced a hobo for asking her for a quarter. totally sprayed him right in the face, following him as he went down. and the whole time she was screaming, "help me! help me!" apparently she felt threatened by him. it was about fifteen years ago but i bet that dude's eyes are still stinging.


Do you think mace would cover up the smell of BO??

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someone on another forum who stole karen's sig line
Al-B's asscrack
OEO
Pathmark for forgetting Howard had a check coming? (Shouldn't Howard know if he has a check coming?)
the smilies because there is never one that encompasses everything I am feeling all at once!
The finger
The Oakland Raiders
stupid piece of sh*t crappy assed collection agency, ASShole Acceptance
those drunken buffoons in The Black Hole
the town council (or whoever else decided today was a holiday and closed the dump)
Gwyneth Paltrow and Robert Downey, Jr.  Iron Man SUCKS!
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THE 24 HOUR KARMA WARNING
Miss Piggy
Warner Brothers Movie Productions or whatever the hell they are called
Beaker
Jess' hands and feet
Obama   1
people who try to fix their computers who have no idea what they are doing!
The U Scan Machines
migraines
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wii fit
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the Signature Bar - 2kidsami can not get her ho ho hottie in full detail
Billy Blanks
Sonic, Utz and Kraft
stupid sticky price tickets on gifts
the cheerful holiday atmosphere I feel around here
lice 4
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Snow 3
Ice 2
Trolls who can't spell
Morans?
Erin Moran
Snoz' Dad's family
Snog, snogging etc.
Howard's store manager
Those lovely people who make Lipton tea
Eddie Izzard
Rice's Dog 2
Red Ant's boss
The internet
Patty's dirty house
Mother Nature
Erin's sinuses 2
Kate Bush
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door to door salesmen
First Great Western Trains
McDonald's employees where Snoz was 3
Black Ice and The Nissan Murano's Intuitive All Wheel Drive
Tam's sinuses   3

I'm somewhat traumatized that I have been smited 31 times.  I'm Canadian. :\'(

I'm somewhat traumatized that I have been smited 31 times.  I'm Canadian. :\'(


I gave you something that might help! ;)

I gave you something that might help! ;)


Thanks!  :)

I'm somewhat traumatized that I have been smited 31 times.  I'm Canadian. :\'(


Save it for when yer in the Top 5 smotesmat.  :D

ain't it grand to be the second most smiteable  member in the club  :P

ain't it grand to be the second most smiteable  member in the club  :P


Love me or smite me it's still an obsession,
Love me or smite me that is the question...



:D

I smite Snoz because I never have  ;)

I smite Midas because it's been too long  :D

i smite coughs and sneezes

I'm somewhat traumatized that I have been smited 31 times.  I'm Canadian. :\'(


What is the exchange rate of Canadian smite to American smite?  You may have more then 31 in Canadian smite value.  ;) ;D

I smite myself cause I ate too much Passover dinner.

I smite Howard for smiting himself...not allowed.

I smite Howard for smiting himself...not allowed.

good call...I do believe that's one of the rules which he often forgets.

Sometimes I'm tempted to smite myself too, but I know I can't do that either.

Anyhoo, I smite irresponsible dog owners.

I smite nally to make up for one of those times when he wanted to smite himself...you're welcome...


I smite the woman I sat next to at the taping of the Sherri Shepherd show...

I smite Howard for smiting himself...not allowed.




Sorry,couldn't help it.

good call...I do believe that's one of the rules which he often forgets.

Sometimes I'm tempted to smite myself too, but I know I can't do that either.

Anyhoo, I smite irresponsible dog owners.
i always smite myself even though i know it's against the rules. then someone smites me for breaking the rule. it's a perfect system. the invisible hand of smite club.

the invisible hand smites you.

i always smite myself even though i know it's against the rules. then someone smites me for breaking the rule. it's a perfect system. the invisible hand of smite club.


oOo sucked me in again!  I smite Tia for sharing smite secrets.  smitecrets!

oOo sucked me in again!  I smite Tia for sharing smite secrets.  smitecrets!



I don't know what that is. ???

What is the exchange rate of Canadian smite to American smite?  You may have more then 31 in Canadian smite value.   ;) ;D


Gack! :o  It's actually 38.05 with the current exchange rate!  :-\\

I smite google cause I can't find my Google Toolbar. >:(

A Happy Easter smite for everyone in the club  :-*

smite for karen because it drives me nuts everytime I have to update the smites for the ENTIRE club members! :P :D

A Happy Easter smite for everyone in the club  :-*

Thanks...and I shall give you an Easter smite right back...just so everyone in TSC gets one smite.

A Happy Easter smite for everyone in the club  :-*



Easter Smite.

Easter Smite.


Now, those two words together just don't sound right!  :-\\

I smite ^ - the non-smite club member

I Smite The Taliban.

you could also mace him if you want. a coworker of mine once maced a hobo for asking her for a quarter. totally sprayed him right in the face, following him as he went down. and the whole time she was screaming, "help me! help me!" apparently she felt threatened by him. it was about fifteen years ago but i bet that dude's eyes are still stinging.



I smite your coworker.  That's horrible!

I smite Philip Eno, 80sfan and Dude111.

I smite Philip Eno, 80sfan and Dude111.


I second that.

I smite your coworker.  That's horrible!
we might have to start an 00zeficial mace-in-the-face club.

Now, those two words together just don't sound right!  :-\\



Why not?  ???

I Smite LTE - For being boring today.

not diggin' the endless baseball?

not diggin' the endless baseball?




Apparently Not!  ;)

I Smite LTE - For being boring today.


I smite barefootrobin for giving a reason for smiting LTE.

I Smite LTE - For being boring today.


no it isn't.

no it isn't.


I smite Howard for being argumentative :P

I smite Howard for saying LTE wasn't boring when he wasn't even posting on LTE at that time. :)

I smite Howard for saying LTE wasn't boring when he wasn't even posting on LTE at that time. :)


I smite Robin for denying that Howard speaks truth anyway :D

I smite Philip Eno.

I Smite Rice Cube for defending Howard.

we might have to start an 00zeficial mace-in-the-face club.


http://i715.photobucket.com/albums/ww157/Springtimevoodoo/mace.jpg

This will be our poster.

http://i715.photobucket.com/albums/ww157/Springtimevoodoo/mace.jpg

This will be our poster.


I especially enjoy the the mean muggin by the guy on the right, I don't know what the guy did that was getting maced but judging from the looks on the other dudes faces he really had it coming.

I especially enjoy the the mean muggin by the guy on the right, I don't know what the guy did that was getting maced but judging from the looks on the other dudes faces he really had it coming.


;D

And the guy's doing the macing's face is funny too.  He's like "yeah...I'm macing this mo fo.  Whatddya want?"

;D

And the guy's doing the macing's face is funny too.  He's like "yeah...I'm macing this mo fo.  Whatddya want?"


I know right! I just looked at it again and it made me laugh again! ;D

I especially enjoy the the mean muggin by the guy on the right, I don't know what the guy did that was getting maced but judging from the looks on the other dudes faces he really had it coming.
i like the look of the guy on the left better. he's just like, oh, yeah, sweeeet, i've been DYING to do this to SOMEbody. ANYbody... i'm rockin' it mace-school.

i like the look of the guy on the left better. he's just like, oh, yeah, sweeeet, i've been DYING to do this to SOMEbody. ANYbody... i'm rockin' it mace-school.


Yeah, and judging by his aim (left eyeball) he's been practising in the mirror "you talkin to me"

http://fightmash.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/pepper-spray1.jpg

well it's no good if they enjoy it

he's goin' "mace... yummmmmmm...."

he's goin' "mace... yummmmmmm...."


Is Mace supposed to be yellow?

I smite Howard for being argumentative :P


Hey! I wasn't being argumentative. :(

I Smite Rice Cube for defending Howard.


he can defend me.

Hey! I wasn't being argumentative. :(


I smite Howard as he proved Dag's point. :D

I smite Howard as he proved Dag's point. :D


I smite Midas for whatever he just said.

Hey! I wasn't being argumentative. :(


Yes you were



I smite Midas for whatever he just said.


He said you were being argumentative. :P

Yes you were


He said you were being argumentative. :P




Alright you guys, break it up or take this over to the Insult Thread!  Just kidding!!!

Dagwood,  I had to look at your avatar for a minute because I thought your frog had big teeth and gums-then I realized he's eating a baseball!!

Since I'm here and I've never smited anyone, I want to smite your frog for freaking me out!  ;D

Alright you guys, break it up or take this over to the Insult Thread!  Just kidding!!!

Dagwood,  I had to look at your avatar for a minute because I thought your frog had big teeth and gums-then I realized he's eating a baseball!!

Since I'm here and I've never smited anyone, I want to smite your frog for freaking me out!  ;D


oOo without looking, are you a Smite Club member?  Either way, smite to anabel because I don't think I've ever smotesmat her before. :D

Smite to Midas because it's been a while.

oOo without looking, are you a Smite Club member?  Either way, smite to anabel because I don't think I've ever smotesmat her before. :D



I don't think you'd want to.

Smite to Midas because it's been a while.


Smite to Gis for coming out of nowhere with a ninjasmite.  And smite to her monkey too!

I don't think you'd want to.


I think I'll smite Howard today for trying to start shtuff. :D

I Smite Mantrums and the Men who have them.

I Smite Mantrumsbut

WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...........?

but

WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...........?


No comment - winer.

No comment - winer.
actually i've moved on to the hard stuff. :P

No comment - winer.


I've always considered him more of a wiener.

I've always considered him more of a wiener.



Oh that was a gooder!

Smite to Gis for coming out of nowhere with a ninjasmite.  And smite to her monkey too!
At least you recognised he actually was a monkey this time!  ;D

At least you recognised he actually was a monkey this time!  ;D


I love that picture!  :D

I smite Dude111.

I think I'll smite Howard today for trying to start shtuff. :D



I smite you for spelling stuff with an "sh".

welcome back to the boards smite for greenjello

and smite to 'professional' fundraisers'

I smite Karen for basking in the sun.  :P

I smite the devil.

I smite the devil.


*makes the sign of the cross*

*makes the sign of the cross*




devil woman!

I smite Karen for smiting me for coming back, and I smite myself for being gone so long.

I smite Karen for smiting me for coming back, and I smite myself for being gone so long.


I smite greenjello for smiting herself. :D

I smite greenjello for smiting herself. :D


I smite Midas for smiting me for smiting myself. Wow that gave me a headache :D

I smite Midas for smiting me for smiting myself. Wow that gave me a headache :D



and I'm sure it did.

I found this thread on page 2 of Writing On the Walrus.  I smite all club members except Howard for that. 








I smite Howard for being a smartass. :D






I smite Philip Eno.

I smite Howard for being a smartass.


So now I'm a smartass?  ;D

I am smiting (REALLY REALLY SMITING >:() a first grade boy (to whom I know the parents and want to smite as well) for which I will not give a reason - as he (or they) are not a member of the smite club. ::) 





note to self -
That did not make me feel any better.  I am going to have to go to said child's house and smite personally.