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Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 02/24/09 at 4:02 pm



Smite Sami cuz I defined the word when I compared it to twat  :P

Blame bobo he taught it to me maybe he just think fridge means that but it's family word.


Just to clarify

twat = c**t = fridge  You believe the words to be interchangeable?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 02/24/09 at 4:06 pm

I smite that word. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Rice_Cube on 02/24/09 at 4:07 pm


I don't have time to post more,I had to leave the house to volunteer. ::)


Karma for Howard for being selfless 8)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 02/24/09 at 4:08 pm


Karma for Howard for being selfless 8)


Thanks Karma backacha.  :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 02/24/09 at 4:40 pm


Just to clarify

twat = c**t = fridge  You believe the words to be interchangeable?


I would replace...c**t for vajayjay but yeah.... c**t is a special word that should be reserved for only the most deserving of occassions. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 02/24/09 at 5:16 pm


I was volunteering this morning,dummy.  ::)


How was *I* to know that?  Smite tomorrow for calling me a dummy!  >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 02/24/09 at 5:23 pm


I would replace...c**t for vajayjay but yeah.... c**t is a special word that should be reserved for only the most deserving of occassions. ;D
I do not tolerate the c**t word, but now in my area twat was just a word (nothing really to do with human anatomy), it was just a slight name calling, much like calling some ridiculous  :-[

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 02/24/09 at 5:59 pm


I would replace...c**t for vajayjay but yeah.... c**t is a special word that should be reserved for only the most deserving of occassions. ;D


so fridge = vajayjay?

I am now wondering what planet Bobo is on.  :-\\

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 02/24/09 at 6:12 pm


I was volunteering this morning,dummy.  ::)


Rude

I smite Howard for calling Midas a dummy. :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 02/24/09 at 6:29 pm

i smite dagwood for smiting howard because his wordplay with the word "date" was so awesome he should never be smited again.

and i smite howard so that the above won't go to his head.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 02/24/09 at 10:11 pm


How was *I* to know that?  Smite tomorrow for calling me a dummy!  >:(


http://darkcreek.com/files/images/money-500-front.jpg


I'm sorry Midas,here's some money.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 02/24/09 at 10:12 pm


Rude

I smite Howard for calling Midas a dummy. :P


http://darkcreek.com/files/images/money-500-front.jpg

Could I bribe you?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 02/24/09 at 10:15 pm


http://darkcreek.com/files/images/money-500-front.jpg

Could I bribe you?
Smiting Howard for offering bribes in the smite club.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 02/25/09 at 12:06 am


http://darkcreek.com/files/images/money-500-front.jpg

Could I bribe you?


Sorry, Howard, I don't take bribes.  Nice try, though. ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: gibbo on 02/25/09 at 12:17 am


Just to clarify

twat = c**t = fridge  You believe the words to be interchangeable?


mmmmm...it's getting hot in here. I need to go to a fridge!  ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 02/25/09 at 3:40 am


mmmmm...it's getting hot in here. I need to go to a fridge!  ::)



;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 02/25/09 at 7:31 am

I have a STRONG suspicion Bobo is winding you up Q. I can assure you I have never heard the word 'fridge' being used in the way you are thinking. I have even checked some sources and nada (see working in a library has it's uses!) .

Smite to Bobo and smite to Snoz for being so gulible!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 02/25/09 at 8:11 am


Smiting Howard for offering bribes in the smite club.


Ok,It was just a thought. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 02/25/09 at 8:11 am


Sorry, Howard, I don't take bribes.  Nice try, though. ;)


DAMN!  :(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 02/25/09 at 10:14 am


http://darkcreek.com/files/images/money-500-front.jpg


I'm sorry Midas,here's some money.


Nope.  Here's Howard's smite for today for trying to buy unsmites :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 02/25/09 at 10:17 am

i smite howard because we've gotta clean up the system.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: barefootrobin on 02/25/09 at 11:42 am


I have a STRONG suspicion Bobo is winding you up Q. I can assure you I have never heard the word 'fridge' being used in the way you are thinking. I have even checked some sources and nada (see working in a library has it's uses!) .

Smite to Bobo and smite to Snoz for being so gulible!

\Reminds me of a quote from the Movie Mean Girls: 

Gretchen:  That is so fetch!

Regina: Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!


Stop trying to make "fridge" happen!  It's not going to happen!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: nally on 02/25/09 at 12:28 pm

I smite barefootrobin for a certain post in Bakers Dozen Game.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: barefootrobin on 02/25/09 at 12:30 pm


I smite barefootrobin for a certain post in Bakers Dozen Game.

I revenge smit Nally for being so detail orientated! :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: nally on 02/25/09 at 12:35 pm


I revenge smit Nally for being so detail orientated! :D

I would smite your for capitalising my username, but I've already smitten you today so it'll have to wait til manana.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: barefootrobin on 02/25/09 at 12:45 pm


I would smite your for capitalising my username, but I've already smitten you today so it'll have to wait til manana.

Dang It!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Ashkicksass on 02/25/09 at 3:47 pm

I smite Tia for abandoning the hamsters. 

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Ashkicksass on 02/25/09 at 3:53 pm

WHO THE F*CK SMOTE MY DOG?  >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 02/25/09 at 3:55 pm


I revenge smit Nally for being so detail orientated! :D
that's detail ORIENTED.  >:(

:P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 02/25/09 at 4:00 pm


I smite Tia for abandoning the hamsters. 
im still on the fence actually

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: barefootrobin on 02/25/09 at 4:03 pm


im still on the fence actually


Gunea Pigs are better, I smite Tia for not thinking so.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 02/25/09 at 4:04 pm


Gunea Pigs are better, I smite Tia for not thinking so.
true. hamsters stick to the pan  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: barefootrobin on 02/25/09 at 4:05 pm


that's detail ORIENTED.  >:(

:P


How do you know what I was thinking!  Stop trying to read my mind!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Ashkicksass on 02/25/09 at 4:05 pm


true. hamsters stick to the pan  :D


Tia! 

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: barefootrobin on 02/25/09 at 4:07 pm

And yeah it is Oriented.  I am probably in the Pet Pet Peeves for saying it wrong.  Dang it.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: barefootrobin on 02/25/09 at 4:08 pm


Tia! 


Smite Smite Smite!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 02/25/09 at 5:04 pm


WHO THE F*CK SMOTE MY DOG?   >:(



Didn't you do that cause of a smell or a fart or something?  :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 02/25/09 at 8:14 pm


Nope.  Here's Howard's smite for today for trying to buy unsmites :D


C'mon man take the 500 dollars. :(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 02/26/09 at 4:18 am

People, people this is on page two!


I metioned the fridge thing to Himself last night and he found it highly amusing and no it DEFINATLY is not a rude word! He should know he is a walking profanisaurus!  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 02/26/09 at 7:32 am

I smite Bobo for not coming here to explain himself

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 02/26/09 at 7:49 am

http://blog.oneriot.com/files/1000-dollar-us-bill-front.jpg

ok,one more time How about a nice crisp 1000 dollars? ;D^

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 02/26/09 at 7:51 am

unfortunately dollars aren't worth very much anymore.

try breaking out a few of these babies instead.

http://www.here2china.com/images/china_currency1.jpg

oh yeah, them's high-quality lapdance bills right there. 8)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 02/26/09 at 7:58 am


unfortunately dollars aren't worth very much anymore.

try breaking out a few of these babies instead.

http://www.here2china.com/images/china_currency1.jpg

oh yeah, them's high-quality lapdance bills right there. 8)



Are they legal?  ???

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 02/26/09 at 9:04 am


People, people this is on page two!


I metioned the fridge thing to Himself last night and he found it highly amusing and no it DEFINATLY is not a rude word! He should know he is a walking profanisaurus!  ;D


Profanisaurus?  I love it. ;D

I smite Howard just to keep this post on topic.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 02/26/09 at 9:28 am

I smite Dagwood 'cuz it's been a long time. :D

I smite Philip Eno.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 02/26/09 at 9:37 am

I smite Midas for smiting Dagwood.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 02/26/09 at 9:37 am

i smite profanisaurus. think of the children!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 02/26/09 at 9:41 am


I smite Midas for smiting Dagwood.


Waaah!  I smite Gis CUZ I CAN! :D


i smite profanisaurus. think of the children!


WTF?  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 02/26/09 at 9:50 am


i smite profanisaurus. think of the children!
This is the original, there have been many other editions with many many more words in them. You can send your own I believe and they will consider them

http://tonyvalderama.com/acatalog/profanisaurus-1-s.jpg

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Ashkicksass on 02/26/09 at 10:20 am



Didn't you do that cause of a smell or a fart or something?   :P


Oh yeah. 

How embarassing!  ;D :-[ :-\\

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 02/26/09 at 10:36 am


I smite Dagwood 'cuz it's been a long time. :D

I smite Philip Eno.


I smite Midas back, cuz he likes it. ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 02/26/09 at 10:37 am


Oh yeah. 

How embarassing!   ;D :-[ :-\\


I smite *Ash* for yelling at others about smiting her smelly dog :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Ashkicksass on 02/26/09 at 10:45 am


I smite *Ash* for yelling at others about smiting her smelly dog :D


I know...seriously.  ::)  I'd smite myself if I could.  I totally deserve to have the crap smote out of me. 

I was totally PMSing yesterday.  Not that it's any excuse...but still.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 02/26/09 at 10:54 am


New Update!!!

Members:

*Ash* 43
2kidsami  63
Al-B  45
Badfinger-Fan   101
barefootrobin  12
Belle du Jour    99
Big Nasty 22
Bobo  36
Bookmistress4ever  111
Dagwood    141
Dizzy  91
Foo Bar    90
Gis  114
greenjello 34
Henk   121
Howard   524
JamieMcBain  21
Jessica  142
Karen   124
Ladybug316  143
MaxwellSmart 49
Meat   85
Midas  308
nally 55
Quirk   65
Reynolds1863   137
Rice Cube   103
seamermar 42
snozberries  230
Son of Tam   23
stepchan 32
Tia   176
Tam   196
Username Deleted   99


Everyone else:

80sfan   1
90steen 1
Adagio 9
agoraphobicwacko 1
Arc  2
Australian80schild 2
azx1210 1
Bill 1
BlueMolly2006 1
Bobby 5
Bobby36 1
Brian 2
Catwoman 7
ChuckyG 6
claybricks 1
Coco pup 4
Davester 2
Davey Thrashmister   1
DD (?) 8
Debbie 3
DelRio  1
Doc Brown 4
digger 4
Dude111    ∞
Frenchie/Arc/Denise/Zap/Jack/Tami   2
gibbo 22
Good Gal  1
guest cassie or whatever  7
GWBush2004 2
gypsy road 2
Haman Caiaphas  2
hawktheslayer 2
jacks 1
jessssbeans 2
johnny5alive 4
Johnny_D 2
ladyhawk 1
lyricboy 3
Macphisto 3
Marian 3
Marty McFly 42
Mickey D 2
midnite 4
Mr. Cleveland 1
mushroom 1
Never Duplicated 2
Ninny 10
nsr 1
philbo 2
philip eno 48
robocopth1 6
Sammy Reed 2
Satan’s Dad 8
saver/iquestion ∞    23
seeburg220   1
SemperYoda  1
Sharky 2
statsqueen 4
Star500 2
sweet illest baby 11
Tanya1976 1
Trimac20 2
whistledog 9
woops. 9
VegettoVa90 8
YO DADDY 1

walmart   4
someone on another forum who stole karen's sig line
Al-B's asscrack
OEO
Pathmark for forgetting Howard had a check coming? (Shouldn't Howard know if he has a check coming?)
the smilies because there is never one that encompasses everything I am feeling all at once!
The finger
The Oakland Raiders
stupid piece of sh*t crappy assed collection agency, ASShole Acceptance
those drunken buffoons in The Black Hole
the town council (or whoever else decided today was a holiday and closed the dump)
Gwyneth Paltrow and Robert Downey, Jr.  Iron Man SUCKS!
The Frogs  2
wildfires   5
The Beavers
Whomever made karen miss all the fun
THE 24 HOUR KARMA WARNING
Miss Piggy
Warner Brothers Movie Productions or whatever the hell they are called
Beaker
Jess' hands and feet
Obama   1
people who try to fix their computers who have no idea what they are doing!
The U Scan Machines
migraines
customers who keep throwing carts instead of handng it to Howard
wii fit
the greedy shoppers who only cared about getting "great deals"..and didn't value someone's life 4
the Signature Bar - 2kidsami can not get her ho ho hottie in full detail
Billy Blanks
Sonic, Utz and Kraft
stupid sticky price tickets on gifts
the cheerful holiday atmosphere I feel around here
lice 4
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOklahoma
Snow 3
Ice 2
Trolls who can't spell
Morans?
Erin Moran
Snoz' Dad's family
Snog, snogging etc.
Howard's store manager
Those lovely people who make Lipton tea
Eddie Izzard
Rice's Dog 2
Red Ant's boss
The internet
Patty's dirty house
Mother Nature
Erin's sinuses 2
Kate Bush
elmer's pruple (dries clear) glue
door to door salesmen
First Great Western Trains

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Tia - I didn't see your update until I was almost done mine... forgive me? ;)

If you do then I won't smite you for not adding in all of the "page 2 all members smites" that you missed....
Gah, what the hell!!! Smite! ;D ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: nally on 02/26/09 at 12:35 pm


And yeah it is Oriented.  I am probably in the Pet Pet Peeves for saying it wrong.  Dang it.

Pet Pet Peeves...how funny ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Ashkicksass on 02/26/09 at 1:10 pm


Pet Pet Peeves...how funny ;)


So that's like when my dog passes gas...or Rice's dog gets on his bed.  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: barefootrobin on 02/26/09 at 1:18 pm


Pet Pet Peeves...how funny ;)

Dang It!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: gibbo on 02/26/09 at 8:05 pm


Just to clarify

twat = c**t = fridge  You believe the words to be interchangeable?


You know I hate to dwell on this subject but..... I'm at work and the email message is sent to the whole building personnel " Fridges are being cleaned this weekend". Well...I guess I have a whole new mental image of thgis event now! ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Bobo on 02/26/09 at 8:14 pm


Well...I guess I have a whole new mental image of thgis event now! ::)


I'm very sorry for putting this thought into everyone's heads. I thought "fridge" was something everyone knew about but it seems to be one of our quaint British things. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 02/26/09 at 8:18 pm


i smite profanisaurus. think of the children!



What is that?  ???

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 02/26/09 at 10:02 pm


I'm very sorry for putting this thought into everyone's heads. I thought "fridge" was something everyone knew about but it seems to be one of our quaint British things. :D


sniff sniff

Does anyone else smell something around here?




Smell like bulls h*t to me!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 02/27/09 at 12:53 am


sniff sniff

Does anyone else smell something around here?




Smell like bulls h*t to me!



See I told you... its like that thing I experienced Bobo's spent his whole life thinking it was a word everyone knew but its just a family thing  ;)  sorry bobo.... its a good use of the word tho!  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Ashkicksass on 02/27/09 at 1:11 am


I'm very sorry for putting this thought into everyone's heads. I thought "fridge" was something everyone knew about but it seems to be one of our quaint British things. :D


Ok.

Not to get all technical or anything...

And I'm sorry in advance. 

But...fridges are cold!

That's all I keep thinking.  Fridges are cold.

And, well...fridges...aren't.

So it just doesn't make sense to me.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/27/09 at 1:12 am

I SMITE the employees of the McDonalds where Q was at.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Ashkicksass on 02/27/09 at 1:12 am


I SMITE the employees of the McDonalds where Q was at.


Me too.  :(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 02/27/09 at 1:13 am


Ok.

Not to get all technical or anything...

And I'm sorry in advance. 

But...fridges are cold!

That's all I keep thinking.  Fridges are cold.

And, well...fridges...aren't.

So it just doesn't make sense to me.



but frigid women probably have cold fridges  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 02/27/09 at 1:14 am


Me too.   :(


me three.... plus I didn't get my apple pies  :\'(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Ashkicksass on 02/27/09 at 1:14 am



but frigid women probably have cold fridges  ;D




Hey!  I wonder if that's where he got the word.  Frigid = fridge.  They're not that far off.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/27/09 at 1:15 am


me three.... plus I didn't get my apple pies  :\'(
:(  they owe you

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Ashkicksass on 02/27/09 at 1:15 am


me three.... plus I didn't get my apple pies  :\'(


Wait...so you didn't even get your food?

That sucks!

What did you eat?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 02/27/09 at 1:17 am


Wait...so you didn't even get your food?

That sucks!

What did you eat?


to be fair I canceled my order. but yeah... they should have offered me the pies for free... McDonalds apple pies are my crack!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Ashkicksass on 02/27/09 at 1:18 am



See I told you... its like that thing I experienced Bobo's spent his whole life thinking it was a word everyone knew but its just a family thing  ;)  sorry bobo.... its a good use of the word tho!  ;D


Every family has stuff like that.

In my husband's family, they call all weird people "Harolds" after Weird Harold from Fat Albert.  I could never figure out what the hell they were talking about.  I'm always doing weird stuff...and my father in law would always call me Harold.  Or Haroldine.   ;D  They FINALLY explained it to me one day!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Ashkicksass on 02/27/09 at 1:18 am


to be fair I canceled my order. but yeah... they should have offered me the pies for free... McDonalds apple pies are my crack!


I admire you for that.  Resisting apple pies is a big deal.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 02/27/09 at 1:19 am


Every family has stuff like that.

In my husband's family, they call all weird people "Harolds" after Weird Harold from Fat Albert.  I could never figure out what the hell they were talking about.  I'm always doing weird stuff...and my father in law would always call me Harold.  Or Haroldine.   ;D  They FINALLY explained it to me one day!


Haroldine!  ;D  that's funny!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/27/09 at 1:21 am


to be fair I canceled my order. but yeah... they should have offered me the pies for free... McDonalds apple pies are my crack!
you can get your fix tomorrow at another MD's

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 02/27/09 at 1:23 am


you can get your fix tomorrow at another MD's



naw I'm going back to being good... unless they send me McDonald's bucks for complaining.  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/27/09 at 1:25 am



naw I'm going back to being good... unless they send me McDonald's bucks for complaining.  ;D
call them and email them for good measure

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 02/27/09 at 5:55 am


I'm very sorry for putting this thought into everyone's heads. I thought "fridge" was something everyone knew about but it seems to be one of our quaint British things. :D
Smite to Bobo for trying to make out this is a British thing rather than his own invention!

Mind you he has achieved his evil plan by making us all think of that humble kitchen appliance in a new light.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 02/27/09 at 8:05 am


I SMITE the employees of the McDonalds where Q was at.



I'll put in a smite for myself too.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 02/27/09 at 9:28 am



I'll put in a smite for myself too.


I smite Howard for smiting himself :P :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 02/27/09 at 11:46 am


I smite Midas cuz I'm sure Howard was smiting the McDonald's employees and not himself.  :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 02/27/09 at 4:32 pm


I smite Midas cuz I'm sure Howard was smiting the McDonald's employees and not himself.  :P


I'll smite the food.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: haleym8826 on 02/27/09 at 8:26 pm

a nice little smite to everyone since it has been a while for me.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 02/28/09 at 8:02 am


a nice little smite to everyone since it has been a while for me.


Ok,then I'm going to have to smite you back.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 02/28/09 at 9:28 am

I smite Howard just cuz.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 02/28/09 at 11:16 am


Birthday smite and  :-* to Dag!  :)

and smite to Tam because now I can't even look at that frog without laughing hysterically and I can't tell my coworkers why the frog is so funny!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 02/28/09 at 8:05 pm


I smite Howard just cuz.



cuz why?  ???

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 02/28/09 at 8:06 pm



cuz why?  ???


Just cuz

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 02/28/09 at 8:07 pm


Just cuz



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Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 03/01/09 at 10:07 am



http://www.internationalfreebies.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/win-20-dollars.jpg


I smite Howard for lowering his smite bribery amount :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 03/01/09 at 5:53 pm


I smite Howard for lowering his smite bribery amount :D


That's the best I can do,I'm all out of money. :(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 03/01/09 at 7:37 pm


That's the best I can do,I'm all out of money. :(


jeez this recession is so bad even the fake internet money is hard to come by  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 03/02/09 at 7:07 am


jeez this recession is so bad even the fake internet money is hard to come by  ;D


nothing beats fake internet money.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 03/02/09 at 9:59 am

I smite Philip Eno.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Ashkicksass on 03/02/09 at 11:59 am

I smite 5:00 am and Monday.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: nally on 03/02/09 at 12:05 pm


a nice little smite to everyone since it has been a while for me.

and a nice little smite back to you!

edit: I also smite woops.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 03/02/09 at 12:12 pm


and a nice little smite back to you!

edit: I also smite woops.


Holy Crap! :o
Way to go Jeff!! ;D

Sorry, I just had to put my two cents in 'coz that was just plain awesome! ;D 8)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 03/02/09 at 5:11 pm


Holy Crap! :o
Way to go Jeff!! ;D

Sorry, I just had to put my two cents in 'coz that was just plain awesome! ;D 8)

;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 03/02/09 at 5:46 pm

I smite the plow people who didn't plow well but left a lot of snow drifts in the parking lot.  ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: barefootrobin on 03/02/09 at 5:49 pm

I Smite Black Ice and The Nissan Murano's Intuitive All Wheel Drive!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 03/02/09 at 5:53 pm

I smite the snow.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: barefootrobin on 03/02/09 at 6:18 pm

I Smite Howard for watching 80s porn! 8-P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 03/02/09 at 6:19 pm

howard's just using 80s porn as an escape goat.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 03/02/09 at 6:21 pm


howard's just using 80s porn as an escape goat.



escape goat? Why?  ???

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 03/02/09 at 6:21 pm


I Smite Howard for watching 80s porn! 8-P



Hey,it's my love. ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 03/02/09 at 7:12 pm


I Smite Howard for watching 80s porn! 8-P


cuz 70's porn is so much grittier?  80's porn is just cheesy  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 03/02/09 at 8:27 pm

I smite Howard for asking dumb questions

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 03/03/09 at 7:52 am

We've been Eno'd again! back on page two.  ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 03/03/09 at 7:55 am


I smite Howard for asking dumb questions



Smite away. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 03/03/09 at 7:56 am


cuz 70's porn is so much grittier?  80's porn is just cheesy  ;D



I smite Snoz for calling 80's porn cheesy.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 03/03/09 at 8:06 am


cuz 70's porn is so much grittier?  80's porn is just cheesy  ;D
i think porn got kinda better in the late 70s. early 70s porn tends to be horrible.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 03/03/09 at 8:07 am


i think porn got kinda better in the late 70s. early 70s porn tends to be horrible.


Have you ever seen films like Thunder Thighs or something from Ron Jeremy?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 03/03/09 at 9:02 am

Good Grief enough! Smite Tia, Smite Howard! this is a smite club not a we love porn club.  >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 03/03/09 at 9:04 am


We've been Eno'd again! back on page two.  ::)


Ooh was that a smite for Philip?  ???

because, if it was, I might have to smite you for explaining the smite!  ;)

I also smite Howard for complaining about the snow

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 03/03/09 at 9:08 am


Ooh was that a smite for Philip?   ???

because, if it was, I might have to smite you for explaining the smite!  ;)

I also smite Howard for complaining about the snow
Nope! I wasn't getting caught out like that again!  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 03/03/09 at 9:39 am

I smite Philip Eno.  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Ashkicksass on 03/03/09 at 12:30 pm


howard's just using 80s porn as an escape goat.


Escape goat!  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Ashkicksass on 03/03/09 at 12:31 pm


I Smite Black Ice and The Nissan Murano's Intuitive All Wheel Drive!


I smite Robin for driving a Murano.  I am so jealous!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: barefootrobin on 03/03/09 at 12:32 pm


Have you ever seen films like Thunder Thighs or something from Ron Jeremy?


Ron Jeremy is disgusting!  Remember those infomercials?  What was he selling?  Gross! 8-P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: barefootrobin on 03/03/09 at 12:33 pm


I smite Robin for driving a Murano.  I am so jealous!


I smite the Buick Regal I had to drive for 13 years before I got the Murano!  And I smite my Husband for making me drive it!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: barefootrobin on 03/03/09 at 12:35 pm

I smite the coyotes taht were howling and yipping all night - my dogs were quite excited and I got NO SLEEP!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 03/03/09 at 4:58 pm


Good Grief enough! Smite Tia, Smite Howard! this is a smite club not a we love porn club.  >:(


can't we make a love club?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 03/03/09 at 6:40 pm

I smite Philip Eno

I smite Howard for the porn talk.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 03/03/09 at 6:46 pm

I smite Howard for flirting with me when I'm not really in the mood. 8-P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Ashkicksass on 03/03/09 at 6:47 pm


Good Grief enough! Smite Tia, Smite Howard! this is a smite club not a we love porn club.  >:(


You guys should start a "We Love Porn Club."   ;D   ;D  ;D


I'm sorry Gis...I couldn't resist!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: nally on 03/03/09 at 11:12 pm


I smite the Buick Regal I had to drive for 13 years before I got the Murano!  And I smite my Husband for making me drive it!

We can smite inanimate objects too? I'm still new to this.

If so, I smite the chair I'm sitting in!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 03/03/09 at 11:29 pm


We can smite inanimate objects too? I'm still new to this.

If so, I smite the chair I'm sitting in!



yeah...you can pretty much smite anything and anyone.



I smite Tam for her poor taste in men!


and I smite nasty for being the exception to the rule!  ;)


Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 03/04/09 at 7:08 am

Eno'd to page 3 today! Good going Philip!  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 03/04/09 at 8:19 am


I smite Howard for flirting with me when I'm not really in the mood. 8-P


I'm sorry.  :(

http://www.egyptflora.com/images/12RedRoses.jpg

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 03/04/09 at 8:20 am


Ron Jeremy is disgusting!  Remember those infomercials?  What was he selling?  Gross! 8-P


I don't remember him being in a commercial.  ???

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: nally on 03/04/09 at 12:07 pm



yeah...you can pretty much smite anything and anyone.


Great! 8) If I'd been part of the smite club last August, I would have smitten my mom's former boss when he eliminated her job.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 03/04/09 at 12:30 pm

I smite my sister.  (Hey, if you knew her, you'd smite her too)  >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 03/04/09 at 12:35 pm

i smite ladybug's sister

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Ashkicksass on 03/04/09 at 5:05 pm


I smite my sister.  (Hey, if you knew her, you'd smite her too)  >:(


I understand completely.  I have three sisters. 

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 03/04/09 at 5:40 pm


I smite my sister.  (Hey, if you knew her, you'd smite her too)  >:(


Should I know her?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: barefootrobin on 03/04/09 at 5:45 pm


I don't remember him being in a commercial.  ???


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD0Pf0ZB08g

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Ashkicksass on 03/04/09 at 5:46 pm


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD0Pf0ZB08g


Of COURSE.   ::)

Smite to Ron.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 03/04/09 at 5:46 pm


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD0Pf0ZB08g


I'll smite Ron Jeremy too. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: barefootrobin on 03/04/09 at 5:49 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFVNr4I9Ngc&NR=1

I Smite him again for this!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 03/05/09 at 12:30 am


Great! 8) If I'd been part of the smite club last August, I would have smitten my mom's former boss when he eliminated her job.


It's never too late Jeff....go ahead! Smite him now!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 03/05/09 at 8:01 am

Eno'd again - page 2 ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 03/05/09 at 8:08 am

Birthday smite for Howard

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 03/05/09 at 8:16 am


Birthday smite for Howard


How about 35 smites?  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 03/05/09 at 8:19 am

That would be against the rules.  I'm only allowed to smite you once a day.

Perhaps everyone in the club can get together and make it 35 smites today (if that's what you want?)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 03/05/09 at 8:23 am


That would be against the rules.  I'm only allowed to smite you once a day.

Perhaps everyone in the club can get together and make it 35 smites today (if that's what you want?)


No I was just kidding about the 35 smites. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 03/05/09 at 10:24 am


How about 35 smites?  ;D


I'll give you one today because you asked for it.  The other 34 will come soon.  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 03/05/09 at 10:25 am


I'll give you one today because you asked for it.  The other 34 will come soon.  :D






I don't need so many.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 03/05/09 at 10:35 am


I'll give you one today because you asked for it.  The other 34 will come soon.  :D




Birthday smite to Howard....33 to go. ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 03/05/09 at 10:36 am


Birthday smite to Howard....33 to go. ;)



HA! Thanks. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: nally on 03/05/09 at 11:39 am


It's never too late Jeff....go ahead! Smite him now!

You're right...in fact, my mom heard earlier this week from one of her former co-workers that the guy has done lots more unpleasant stuff around the place.
Joe Shea, if you happen to read this, SMITE FOR YOU! >:D



(edited to enlarge the last line)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: nally on 03/05/09 at 11:40 am


Birthday smite to Howard....33 to go. ;)

I'll give him one right now; that makes 32 to go ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: barefootrobin on 03/05/09 at 12:30 pm


I'll give him one right now; that makes 32 to go ;)

Birthday Smite for Howard!  That makes 31 to go! :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Ashkicksass on 03/05/09 at 12:31 pm

I smite Bruce Willis.  And Die Hard.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/05/09 at 12:34 pm


I smite Bruce Willis.  And Die Hard.


I smite Ash for being a hater :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 03/05/09 at 12:38 pm


I smite Bruce Willis.  And Die Hard.


I smite Ash for not realizing the sheer beauty of the man! 8-P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 03/05/09 at 1:48 pm

I smite Hershey's Chocolate company for making a candy I hate.  Orange Creme Whoppers.  I know there was something to "if it ain't broke don't fix it."

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 03/05/09 at 1:52 pm


I smite Hershey's Chocolate company for making a candy I hate.  Orange Creme Whoppers.  I know there was something to "if it ain't broke don't fix it."


They have peanut butter ones as well! 8-P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 03/05/09 at 1:53 pm


Birthday smite to howard....30 to go...




and sorry ash- the I have to smite you...now if you had smited Die Hard II I could support you but the rest of the franchise ROCKS!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Ashkicksass on 03/05/09 at 1:54 pm


They have peanut butter ones as well! 8-P


And strawberry.  The strawberry ones are delicious.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Ashkicksass on 03/05/09 at 1:55 pm


and sorry ash- the I have to smite you...now if you had smited Die Hard II I could support you but the rest of the franchise ROCKS!


You can smite me all you want but I have said it before and I will say it again: Bruce Willis sucks!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 03/05/09 at 1:56 pm


They have peanut butter ones as well! 8-P


I saw they now have really nasty looking green, pink and blue chocolate Easter bunnies.  I never thought I would go through an aisle of Easter candy and become nauseous.  Messed up thing was I couldn't find Jelly Bellies which is why I was in the aisle in the first place.  

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 03/05/09 at 2:01 pm


I saw they now have really nasty looking green, pink and blue chocolate Easter bunnies.  I never thought I would go through an aisle of Easter candy and become nauseous.  Messed up thing was I couldn't find Jelly Bellies which is why I was in the aisle in the first place.  

8-P

And I can't find the Cadbury mini-eggs anywhere!
They are my favorite at Easter.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Ashkicksass on 03/05/09 at 2:03 pm


8-P

And I can't find the Cadbury mini-eggs anywhere!
They are my favorite at Easter.



I bought a 4-pack on Sunday.  Neiner neiner.  :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 03/05/09 at 2:07 pm


8-P

And I can't find the Cadbury mini-eggs anywhere!
They are my favorite at Easter.



Candy selection's kind of weird that way.  Maybe it's a conspiracy against people who just want good candy.  I smite Easter candy conspiracies.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 03/05/09 at 2:07 pm


You can smite me all you want but I have said it before and I will say it again: Bruce Willis sucks!



I could care less about Bruce... I'm talking about Die Hard.. Die Hard is an effing awesome movie!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: nally on 03/05/09 at 2:31 pm


They have peanut butter ones as well! 8-P

For the record I smite peanut butter 8-P cuz I hate the way it tastes/smells/feels

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 03/05/09 at 2:31 pm


I bought a 4-pack on Sunday.  Neiner neiner.   :P


Not the Easter Creme Eggs silly - Nasty loves those.

I mean the mini eggs
http://www.typetive.com/blogimages/cadburyminieggs-sm.jpg

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 03/05/09 at 2:32 pm


Candy selection's kind of weird that way.  Maybe it's a conspiracy against people who just want good candy.  I smite Easter candy conspiracies.


Agreed.
I'll smite them too! >:( 8)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 03/05/09 at 4:15 pm

Please no more birthday smites.  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: nally on 03/05/09 at 4:18 pm


Please no more birthday smites.  ;D

Five of them was enough?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 03/05/09 at 4:19 pm



oh yeah... I smite Jeff because you haven't Pm'd me yet.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 03/05/09 at 4:20 pm


Five of them was enough?


Yes,pretty much.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: nally on 03/05/09 at 4:20 pm



oh yeah... I smite Jeff because you haven't Pm'd me yet.

My bad. :-\\ I'll work on it.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 03/05/09 at 4:20 pm

Birthday smite to Howard.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Ashkicksass on 03/05/09 at 4:21 pm


Not the Easter Creme Eggs silly - Nasty loves those.

I mean the mini eggs
http://www.typetive.com/blogimages/cadburyminieggs-sm.jpg



Oh.  Well fine.  I see Cadbury, I think Creme Eggs.  Those things rule.  I call those other things Robin Eggs.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 03/05/09 at 4:21 pm


Birthday smite to Howard.


Ok one more smite then I have to go.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 03/05/09 at 4:25 pm


8-P

And I can't find the Cadbury mini-eggs anywhere!
They are my favorite at Easter.



I can neener neener you, then.  I have a bag sitting right next to me right now.  They are my fave, too.  ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 03/05/09 at 4:29 pm


Ok one more smite then I have to go.
we can always continue to smite you in your absence you know.

i smite howard!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 03/05/09 at 4:30 pm


we can always continue to smite you in your absence you know.

i smite howard!



in your imagination? ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 03/05/09 at 4:38 pm


I can neener neener you, then.  I have a bag sitting right next to me right now.  They are my fave, too.  ;)


Dagny!!! OH NO YOU DI-INT!!!! >:(

Smite to Dag for rubbing it in my face! ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 03/05/09 at 4:39 pm

smite the bikini cake.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 03/05/09 at 4:40 pm


smite the bikini cake.


aw I thought you liked the bikini cake

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 03/05/09 at 4:41 pm


aw I thought you liked the bikini cake


Ok,un-smite it.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 03/05/09 at 4:42 pm


Dagny!!! OH NO YOU DI-INT!!!! >:(

Smite to Dag for rubbing it in my face! ;D




  :-* 










;) ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 03/05/09 at 6:43 pm


smite the bikini cake.
bikinikkake!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 03/05/09 at 8:27 pm




  :-* 










;) ;D


It's ok Dag! I found them tonight!
So I bought 2 bags! ;) 8)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 03/05/09 at 11:14 pm

A birthday smite for Howard (sorry I lost track of how many that was)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 03/06/09 at 8:09 am


A birthday smite for Howard (sorry I lost track of how many that was)


Not quite enough!

I'll belatedly birthday smite him.  Comeon people we've got to get this to 35.  This one must leave about 28 to go

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 03/06/09 at 9:26 am


Not quite enough!

I'll belatedly birthday smite him.  Comeon people we've got to get this to 35.  This one must leave about 28 to go


I will give another birthday smite to Howard b'cuz he smotesmat and unsmotemat bikini cake :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 03/06/09 at 1:42 pm

Smite to snoz for not knowing who Bryan Ferry is! :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 03/06/09 at 2:12 pm



revenge smite to Tam... for not realizing I was too busy watching tv to listen to every music artist who's come out of the 80s

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 03/06/09 at 3:34 pm


Smite to snoz for not knowing who Bryan Ferry is! :D


:o :o :o

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 03/06/09 at 3:38 pm


:o :o :o


I know right??!!!!!!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 03/06/09 at 3:52 pm


I know right??!!!!!!


:P



:P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 03/06/09 at 4:02 pm

who's bryan ferry? is he like brian adams?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 03/06/09 at 4:05 pm


who's bryan ferry? is he like brian adams?


YAY Tia doesn't know Brian Ferry either!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/06/09 at 4:06 pm


YAY Tia doesn't know Brian Ferry either!


Who's Brian Ferry?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 03/06/09 at 4:06 pm


Who's Brian Ferry?


we should start a we don't know Brian Ferry club and we don't care!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/06/09 at 4:08 pm


we should start a we don't know Brian Ferry club and we don't care!


That's what LTE is for 8)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: gibbo on 03/06/09 at 4:10 pm



revenge smite to Tam... for not realizing I was too busy watching tv to listen to every music artist who's come out of the 80s


He was out of the 70's first!  :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 03/06/09 at 4:11 pm


He was out of the 70's first!  :P


yeah I was busy watching TV in the 70s too

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Written By: Tam on 03/06/09 at 4:15 pm


yeah I was busy watching TV in the 70s too


excuses, excuses :P ;D

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Written By: Tia on 03/06/09 at 4:26 pm


He was out of the 70's first!  :P
i'd say we all got out of the 70s at the same time.

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Written By: Midas on 03/06/09 at 4:57 pm


i'd say we all got out of the 70s at the same time.


I admire your intuitiveness and will not smite you for it. :D

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Written By: Howard on 03/06/09 at 5:00 pm


bikinikkake!


That doesn't sound good.

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Written By: Howard on 03/06/09 at 5:00 pm


I will give another birthday smite to Howard b'cuz he smotesmat and unsmotemat bikini cake :D




Sorry about that,my bad.

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Written By: Tia on 03/06/09 at 8:27 pm


I admire your intuitiveness and will not smite you for it. :D
midnight on january 1, 1980. i remember it like it was 28 years, two months, four days, three hours and thirty three minutes ago.

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Written By: Howard on 03/07/09 at 6:30 am

I smite these stupid irregular hours Pathmark gave me for the past 2 days.

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Written By: Gis on 03/07/09 at 3:57 pm

Smite to all of you who can't even spell BRYAN Ferry's name right!  ::)

You must have heard of Roxy Music people.

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Written By: Howard on 03/07/09 at 3:58 pm

I don't know who to smite today.

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Written By: snozberries on 03/07/09 at 4:28 pm


Smite to all of you who can't even spell BRYAN Ferry's name right!  ::)

You must have heard of Roxy Music people.


not me....not until yesterday....

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Written By: Dagwood on 03/08/09 at 7:53 am

I smite daylight savings time.

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Written By: 2kidsami on 03/08/09 at 9:54 am


I smite daylight savings time.
I double that smite!!!!  I will be running late in the morning, till I can get used to it :P

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Written By: karen on 03/08/09 at 2:24 pm

I smite origami instruction books

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Written By: 2kidsami on 03/08/09 at 2:25 pm


I smite origami instruction books
I smite the person trying to do origami ::)  Way to much time on their hands ;D ;D ;D

Swan, or gold fish getting to you????

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Written By: karen on 03/08/09 at 2:28 pm


I smite the person trying to do origami ::)  Way to much time on their hands ;D ;D ;D

Swan, or gold fish getting to you????


Stegosaurus

And I was trying to help my daughter

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Written By: 2kidsami on 03/08/09 at 2:38 pm


Stegosaurus

And I was trying to help my daughter
wow I only made it to the Chinese fighting fish, in our origami book - I pretty much had a mess :P

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Written By: snozberries on 03/08/09 at 2:38 pm


I smite origami instruction books


I second that smite.... those things are impossible to follow.

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Written By: Howard on 03/08/09 at 4:26 pm


I smite daylight savings time.



Put in a smite for me too as well.

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Written By: Tia on 03/09/09 at 9:28 am

i smite hiccups

hic

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Written By: snozberries on 03/09/09 at 11:47 am



i smite hiccups

hic



less scarfing....more chewing.

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Written By: nally on 03/09/09 at 1:06 pm


midnight on january 1, 1980. i remember it like it was 28 years, two months, four days, three hours and thirty three minutes ago.

Actually 29 years plus the rest of your calculation. Smite! :D

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Written By: nally on 03/09/09 at 1:08 pm


I don't know who to smite today.

How about me? I haven't been in here the past couple days. Just a thought :-\\

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Written By: snozberries on 03/09/09 at 1:14 pm



you need to catch up anyway  ;)  I mean some of us are in triple digits.... so I smite nally...plus math makes my head hurt so I'll smite Tia too.  ;D


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Written By: nally on 03/09/09 at 1:15 pm



you need to catch up anyway  ;)  I mean some of us are in triple digits.... so I smite nally...plus math makes my head hurt so I'll smite Tia too.  ;D




Thanks. I smite snoz because I have some catching up to do in that department.

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Written By: snozberries on 03/09/09 at 1:22 pm


Thanks. I smite snoz because I have some catching up to do in that department.


O0

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Written By: Tia on 03/09/09 at 1:23 pm

i smite nally for being correct

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Written By: Ashkicksass on 03/09/09 at 2:48 pm

I smite Mickey Rooney.

I also smite my teachers that consistently turn their time cards in late, causing me to have to wait for them, causing me more work because I can't have my boss take my payroll to the district office when he goes to his meeting.  I have to drive it over myself later.  If they would just turn their schitt in on time like they're supposed to, my life would be about a trillion times easier, but NOOOOO they never ever freaking do it.  I smite them right to hell.

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Written By: snozberries on 03/09/09 at 3:14 pm


I smite Mickey Rooney.

I also smite my teachers that consistently turn their time cards in late, causing me to have to wait for them, causing me more work because I can't have my boss take my payroll to the district office when he goes to his meeting.  I have to drive it over myself later.  If they would just turn their schitt in on time like they're supposed to, my life would be about a trillion times easier, but NOOOOO they never ever freaking do it.  I smite them right to hell.




Mickey Rooney? Really...please break the rules and explain....or pm me!  ;D

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Written By: Howard on 03/09/09 at 4:29 pm


How about me? I haven't been in here the past couple days. Just a thought :-\\



You don't deserve one.

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Written By: barefootrobin on 03/09/09 at 4:30 pm

I smite Snoz for singing a song about Dead Dogs.

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Written By: snozberries on 03/09/09 at 4:31 pm


I smite Snoz for singing a song about Dead Dogs.


I smite Robin because the song was about dead puppies.  :P


;)

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Written By: Howard on 03/09/09 at 4:31 pm

I smite customers.

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Written By: snozberries on 03/09/09 at 4:32 pm


I smite customers.


no customers, no job

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Written By: Howard on 03/09/09 at 4:33 pm


no customers, no job


Then they can go somewhere else to shop.

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Written By: barefootrobin on 03/09/09 at 4:34 pm


no customers, no job

And if you aint gotta job, you can't be no customer, if you aint a customer, you can't buy no pron.

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Written By: snozberries on 03/09/09 at 4:34 pm


Then they can go somewhere else to shop.


and when they do you will no longer have a job

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Written By: barefootrobin on 03/09/09 at 4:35 pm


and when they do you will no longer have a job

And if you don't gotta job, you can't buy no Pron!

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Written By: Howard on 03/09/09 at 4:36 pm


And if you don't gotta job, you can't buy no Pron!



I've got backup money.

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Written By: snozberries on 03/09/09 at 4:48 pm


And if you don't gotta job, you can't buy no Pron!


apparently he doesn't need to pay for it...people around here feel sorry enough to supply him  ;D

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Written By: Howard on 03/09/09 at 4:50 pm


apparently he doesn't need to pay for it...people around here feel sorry enough to supply him  ;D



I don't need for anyone to feel sorry for me.

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Written By: snozberries on 03/09/09 at 4:51 pm



I don't need for anyone to feel sorry for me.


Hey Rice Howard doesn't need the package you offered to send!

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Written By: Howard on 03/09/09 at 4:52 pm


Hey Rice Howard doesn't need the package you offered to send!



On second thought maybe someone feels sorry for me. ;D

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Written By: snozberries on 03/09/09 at 4:52 pm



On second thought maybe someone feels sorry for me. ;D


I knew you'd change your tune  ;D

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Written By: Howard on 03/09/09 at 4:53 pm


I knew you'd change your tune  ;D



Yeah I want that pron so bad,I can taste it.

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Written By: snozberries on 03/09/09 at 4:56 pm



Yeah I want that pron so bad,I can taste it.



Ewwwww Howard tastes Pron  8-P










;D

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Written By: barefootrobin on 03/09/09 at 5:00 pm



Ewwwww Howard tastes Pron  8-P

I smite Howard for tasting Pron! ;D










;D

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Written By: snozberries on 03/09/09 at 5:03 pm


http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii17/Surinderjit/scared0005.gif


trapped in the quote box  ;D

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Written By: Howard on 03/09/09 at 5:08 pm



Ewwwww Howard tastes Pron  8-P










;D


Well what else would you do with it?  ;D

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Written By: snozberries on 03/09/09 at 5:09 pm


Well what else would you do with it?  ;D


If you have to ask then you are not ready for it.  ;)

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Written By: Howard on 03/09/09 at 5:10 pm


If you have to ask then you are not ready for it.   ;)



I've been ready for 35 years.  ::)

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