I smite Midas.  Why can't a monkey and a snowman be friends?


I smite Ash because I never said they couldn't be friends.  I just made an observation :D

I smite Ash because I never said they couldn't be friends.  I just made an observation :D


Whatever!  :P

I smite man.  They shot Bambi's mother! :\'(

I smite man.  They shot Bambi's mother! :\'(


someone should smite me for laughing  ;D

someone should smite me for laughing  ;D


I totally smite you for laughing.  >:(

Bambi scarred me for life.  :\'(

funny, sarah palin thought bambi was the funniest movie she'd ever seen.

funny, sarah palin thought bambi was the funniest movie she'd ever seen.


So by that rationale, snozberries = Sarah Palin?

:o

Now I'm laughing!  ;D

A smite to Midas but none for Howard for making me laugh.

But shouldn't I deserve a smite for not making you laugh? ???

But shouldn't I deserve a ssmite for not making you laugh? ???


No but I will give Howard a smite for mistyping 'smite' :D

someone should smite me for laughing  ;D


I never give up a chance to smite someone, so get ready your neck Snozberrie  ;)
here comes my smite  8)

By the way

No need to train as a deputy
when it comes to kiss a booty  :D

with my tender cuddle bear to you  ;)

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brought to you by BabelFish After Dark. Feel the Sizzle!


I smite Tia for talking gibberish.    ;D

I totally smite you for laughing.   >:(

Bambi scarred me for life.   :\'(


Ole Yeller did me in as a child - Disney has always had it's dark moments.

So by that rationale, snozberries = Sarah Palin?

:o

Now I'm laughing!   ;D



I have to smite you!  How could you possible put my name in the same line with that bitch  8-P Palin? 



and oh, I was totally traumatized by Bambi when I was 7 but I have seen so much horror now that it doesn't even phase me!

;)

I never give up a chance to smite someone, so get ready your neck Snozberrie  ;)
here comes my smite  8)

By the way

No need to train as a deputy
when it comes to kiss a booty   :D

with my tender cuddle bear to you  ;)



I have to smite seamermar cuz....um....well I'm a little scared right now!

;D

No but I will give Howard a smite for mistyping 'smite' :D


Oh please it was just a mistake. ::)

I smite Howard for his remark in the Longest Thread Ever.

Ole Yeller did me in as a child - Disney has always had it's dark moments.


What about Where The Red Fern Grows?  That one got me.


Add me to the Howard smites for his remark in LTE.

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I smite Howard for his remark in the Longest Thread Ever.



Could you refresh my memory?  ;D

yeah I was going to ask which one?

yeah I was going to ask which one?


Reply #41790 on: Today at 08:48:04 AM

I smite Tia for talking gibberish.    ;D


Yeah.....that's MY language!!! >:(

yeah I was going to ask which one?



Which one what?  ???

Yeah.....that's MY language!!! >:(
do you tend not to think of the right fusebox?  ;)

Nally gets a smite today.

I smite Midas for having an ugly avatar. 

I smite Midas for having an ugly avatar. 


EXCUSE I!

Yeah.....that's MY language!!! >:(
;D

EXCUSE I!


I would like to retract my smite.  I now know the context of the avatar and now I kinda like it.  He looks like a lot of my friends from high school.  ;D

I smite Nally.


http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/Funny/stfu-32339.jpg

I would like to retract my smite.  I now know the context of the avatar and now I kinda like it.  He looks like a lot of my friends from high school.   ;D


I can handle it :D  And I gave you karamel O0

I can handle it :D  And I gave you karamel O0


I wish you'd give me some caramel.  I'm starving.

I smite Nally.


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what did I miss now?

I wish you'd give me some caramel.  I'm starving.



Here's some caramel...IN MY PANTS!  ;D

Here's some caramel...IN MY PANTS!  ;D


Howard gets a smite for this. :D

Howard gets a smite for this. :D


No I don't.

Here's some caramel...IN MY PANTS!  ;D


Are there nuts involved?

I smite tacos, cucumbers and Howard....

Are there nuts involved?


ooh,I didn't know you wanted my nuts,why didn't you say so?  ;D ;)

I smite woops.

Hello...I've finally decided to join the smite club. What do newcomers get?

Hello...I've finally decided to join the smite club. What do newcomers get?
they get smited! i smite nally.  :)

Hello...I've finally decided to join the smite club. What do newcomers get?


A welcome smite!

they get smited! i smite nally.  :)

Great! My first smite will go to you! :D

they get smited! i smite nally.  :)


I will assume your reason for smiting nally is implied with joining the club.  :D

And I will also assume that nally PM'd Tam in order to join. O0

And by that logic I will smite nally because it's a common way to induct new Smite Club members :D

Welcome! Have fun! :)

I smite the porn industry.

Welcome smite to nally.


I will assume your reason for smiting nally is implied with joining the club.  :D

And I will also assume that nally PM'd Tam in order to join. O0

And by that logic I will smite nally because it's a common way to induct new Smite Club members :D

Welcome! Have fun! :)


He pm'd Tia and I.

Smite to Midas for thinking he knows EVERYTHING!!! ;D

Welcome smite to nally.

He pm'd Tia and I.

Smite to Midas for thinking he knows EVERYTHING!!! ;D


Midas nose nothing. ;D

Welcome smite to nally.

He pm'd Tia and I.

Smite to Midas for thinking he knows EVERYTHING!!! ;D


I smite Tam because I don't claim to know everything; just enough to be dangerous  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/08/sagrin.gif

Midas nose nothing. ;D


I smite Howard for a new day of smart alecky-ness :D

I smite Howard for a new day of smart alecky-ness :D


Yep,that's me.

Welcome smite to nally

Smite to Howard, just cause. ;)

Smite to Midas cuz it's been a while since I smote/smat him.

I smite the porn industry.


I smite bad porn.

I'll join the festivities and add a nice big....welcome to the club smite to nally.... and a reminder to check the rules on page on...



Great! My first smite will go to you! :D



I like that you jumped right in feet first with the smiting but don't forget to state why you smited a fellow club member.

You know...I have come to think of a past smite as a smote smat.  Like...smotesmat is it's own word.  And it makes me giggle.

That's all.

You know...I have come to think of a past smite as a smote smat.  Like...smotesmat is it's own word.  And it makes me giggle.

That's all.


I smite Ash for giggling...real women laugh!  ;D

Welcome smite to nally

Smite to Midas for being a smart-arsed know-it- all  :P

A smite to Howard for bringing porn into the conversation AGAIN

and a smite to Snoz for smiting Ash!

Ok I'm done for now.

I smite bad porn.


there's no bad porn,only GOOD porn.  ;)

Smite to Midas for being a smart-arsed know-it- all  :P




Smite to Gis for hurting my feelings!  :\'(














Eh, not really.  :D  The smite still stands though!  ;D

there's no bad porn,only GOOD porn.  ;)
See I knew i was right in my smite!

Smite to Gis for hurting my feelings!  :\'(














Eh, not really.  :D  The smite still stands though!  ;D
You're welcome.    ;D

I smite Bad-Finger Fan for starting the whole ball-cock conversation.

I smite gibbo

I smite Howard for yet more unnecessary smut

I smite Ash for giggling...real women laugh!  ;D


REAL women eat cheese!  >:(  SMITE! 



Kidding.  Love you!  But you still get smotesmat.  :P





Welcome smite to nally

Smite to Midas for being a smart-arsed know-it- all  :P

A smite to Howard for bringing porn into the conversation AGAIN

and a smite to Snoz for smiting Ash!

Ok I'm done for now.


Karma to Gis for having my back.  Woot!


:-*


Welcome smite to nally.  :)

Welcome smite to nally!  :)

Welcome smite to nally!  :)

And a smite right back atcha! ;)





Welcome smite to nally.   :)




and you too. ;)

I smite *Ash* for wanna be startin' somethin' :D

I smite Howard...just for being Howard. :D

I smite Gis and Ash for the lovefest...

and i smite Midas...cuz dammit now I'm hearing michael jackson in my head...and it's annoying!  :P

I smite Gis and Ash for the lovefest...

and i smite Midas...cuz dammit now I'm hearing michael jackson in my head...and it's annoying!  :P


I smite snoz for smiting a lovefest :D

I smite snoz for smiting a lovefest :D


Just like there's no crying in baseball....there's no karma in the smite club!  Ask karen!  ;D

I just gave karma to Midas and snoz.

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/15/thefinger.gif

I would smite ^ for mentioning karma here...but I'll have to wait til tomorrow because I already did so early today. ;)

I smite Bad-Finger Fan for starting the whole ball-cock conversation.

I smite gibbo

I smite Howard for yet more unnecessary smut



So does that mean I'm smut-smotesmat?  ;D

So does that mean I'm smut-smotesmat?  ;D


You got that half right!  ;)

You got that half right!  ;)



But why did she smotesmat the smut? ???

I SMITE Snozberries for believing all that she reads!

I SMITE Snozberries for believing all that she reads!


I smite you back for stinking up the joint  ;D

I am going to laydown and start kicking a screaming...tantrum style cause I DO NOT FARTS A LOT!!! >:(

I am going to laydown and start kicking a screaming...tantrum style cause I DO NOT FARTS A LOT!!! >:(


Yes you do!!!!!

And SMITE! ;D

I SMITE TAM for spreading Rumors about her dream boat!

I SMITE TAM for spreading Rumors about her dream boat!


Edward Cullen?
Of course he is my Dream Boat - but where have I been spreading rumors? ;D ;D ;D

I SMITE TAM for spreading Rumors about her dream boat!


you  should go run and add a man law.... one should not argue with one's better half.... the wife is always right!  ;)

Edward Cullen?
Of course he is my Dream Boat - but where have I been spreading rumors? ;D ;D ;D


OH! SNAP!!!  ;D

you  should go run and add a man law.... one should not argue with one's better half.... the wife is always right!  ;)



No they're not.

No they're not.


how would you know... you don't have one

how would you know... you don't have one


I wish I did.  :(

I wish I did.  :(


but when you get one remember she is always right...it'll make things much easier for you!  ;)

but when you get one remember she is always right...it'll make things much easier for you!  ;)


and if I'm right,I win the bet.

I am going to laydown and start kicking a screaming...tantrum style cause I DO NOT FARTS A LOT!!! >:(

For that, I will gladly give you a smite. ;D

Who to smite this morning... ?  ???

I smite Howard for telling us again about running out of toilet paper when doing a number two.

Edward Cullen?
Of course he is my Dream Boat - but where have I been spreading rumors? ;D ;D ;D

Now I SMITE TAM for naming the wrong dream boat!

I smite Howard for telling us again about running out of toilet paper when doing a number two.



Sorry Karen I couldn't help it,needed something to talk about. ;D

Who to smite this morning... ?  ???

I'm not sure who to smite either... :-\\

I'll just have to wait until the time comes.

I smite Mr. Cleveland for his constant ragging on President James Buchanan and not willing to consider other opinions about the 15th President of the United States.

I smite Midas.

I smite Midas.


I smite Howard for not giving a reason for smiting me. :P

I smite nsr...for a reason undisclosed.

I smite Mr. Cleveland for his constant ragging on President James Buchanan and not willing to consider other opinions about the 15th President of the United States.


Is Mr. Cleveland in the Smite Club?

Buchanan > Millard Fillmore :D

Is Mr. Cleveland in the Smite Club?

Buchanan > Millard Fillmore :D


He'd better be.  Hey I'm not the only one who thinks Filmore's a twit. ;D

I smite nsr...for a reason undisclosed.


Who is nsr? 

I smite Mushroom. 

Who is nsr? 




Someone who only plays Arcade games

He'd better be.  Hey I'm not the only one who thinks Filmore's a twit. ;D


When I was at Duke my friends and I would jokingly honor Millard Fillmore after our presentations.  His face was on the back of a matchbook we got at a restaurant, no clue why.  Anyway, for now and ever, he will be known as "The Venerable Millard Fillmore" :)

When I was at Duke my friends and I would jokingly honor Millard Fillmore after our presentations.  His face was on the back of a matchbook we got at a restaurant, no clue why.  Anyway, for now and ever, he will be known as "The Venerable Millard Fillmore" :)


Lincoln's honored with the five dollar bill and the penny.  Filmore's honored on a matchbook.  Makes sense to me. ;D

Lincoln's honored with the five dollar bill and the penny.  Filmore's honored on a matchbook.  Makes sense to me. ;D


There are towns south of here called Millard and Filmore that are right next to each other.   

Who is nsr? 

I smite Mushroom. 

A member who joined solely for the Arcade. He dethroned me on a game which I'd held the top spot on for over a year...but this morning I got my championship back.

There are towns south of here called Millard and Filmore that are right next to each other.   



How about that?! Some things are meant to be, it seems.....

A member who joined solely for the Arcade. He dethroned me on a game which I'd held the top spot on for over a year...but this morning I got my championship back.


Well good for you!

A member who joined solely for the Arcade. He dethroned me on a game which I'd held the top spot on for over a year...but this morning I got my championship back.
there's an arcade??? where???  I joined solely for the people, man I didn't know there was an arcade - where have I been :-\\

i smite nally for smiting nsr after already handing him/her an ignominious defeat on the field of battle.  :P

i smite nally for smiting nsr after already handing him/her an ignominious defeat on the field of battle.  :P


I smite Tia for using the word "ignominious" as a highly intelligent yet arrogant classmate of mine once used the same word about 190 times in a three-minute oral assignment she gave in English class.  Use a thesaurus!

I smite sami for not spotting the arcade

I smite Howard for not giving a reason for smiting me. :P


should there be a reason? ???

I smite Tia for using the word "ignominious" as a highly intelligent yet arrogant classmate of mine once used the same word about 190 times in a three-minute oral assignment she gave in English class.  Use a thesaurus!
i find that the word "ignominious" just goes well with "defeat." and i smite rice cube in an act of blind retribution.

rule 5 on the first page

there's an arcade??? where???  I joined solely for the people, man I didn't know there was an arcade - where have I been :-\\

There's a link up top, between "Calendar" and "Flashchat"

i find that the word "ignominious" just goes well with "defeat." and i smite rice cube in an act of blind retribution.


never heard of the word.

rule 5 on the first page
who broke rule 5?

i smite karen in another act of senseless, random violence.

who broke rule 5?

i smite karen in another act of senseless, random violence.


I'll give you three guesses and the first two don't count.



I smite Midas.


I smite Howard for not giving a reason for smiting me. :P


should there be a reason? ???

rule 5 on the first page

I smite sami for not spotting the arcade
I smite Karen for keeping me too entertained to spot the arcade ;)

;D

who broke rule 5?

i smite karen in another act of senseless, random violence.


When I started posting it the post should have come immediately under Howards.  For some reason I didn't get the red warning message about the post you made.  I smite the software for making my post look weird.

I smite the nurse who gave me an EKG while having a cold. >:(

i smite nally for smiting nsr after already handing him/her an ignominious defeat on the field of battle.  :P


I smite Tia for smiting nally for smiting nsr. 

NALLY JOINED???

is the end of the world as we know it :o

there's an arcade??? where???  I joined solely for the people, man I didn't know there was an arcade - where have I been :-\\


I smite sami because I came for the arcade but stayed for the people

I smite karen for beating me to the sami smite


and I smite Diz for not recognizing that her feet were cold when hell froze over  ;)

I smite sami because I came for the arcade but stayed for the people

I smite karen for beating me to the sami smite


and I smite Diz for not recognizing that her feet were cold when hell froze over  ;)
I smite Q for abandoning in my time of need.  I have been sick and here, but where have you been - not here. They gave me cough medicine, and it is some powerful stuff.

I smite Q for abandoning in my time of need.  I have been sick and here, but where have you been - not here. They gave me cough medicine, and it is some powerful stuff.


I smite Sami for getting doctor strength cough medicine and not giving me any!  Where's the love girl?  ;D

I smite Sami for getting doctor strength cough medicine and not giving me any!  Where's the love girl?  ;D


seriously.....



Hey Sami... can't smite you twice so I smite your cold! but not the cold medicine cuz apparently it was goooood!  ;D

I smite Sami for getting doctor strength cough medicine and not giving me any!  Where's the love girl?  ;D
OH I shared alright - all over the board (or at least a couple places).  This stuff is terrible - but I am not coughing anymore, so maybe my chest may feel better soon, not like it is about to explode open.
seriously.....



Hey Sami... can't smite you twice so I smite your cold! but not the cold medicine cuz apparently it was goooood!  ;D
Thanks

I smite the nurse who gave me an EKG while her nose was stuffed up. >:(

I smite Howard for smiting the same person (unless he had another EKG)

I smite Howard for smiting the same person (unless he had another EKG)



She deserves a smite,she could've sneezed on me for all I know,I could've asked for someone else to do the EKG.

She deserves a smite,she could've sneezed on me for all I know,I could've asked for someone else to do the EKG.


Quit yer bitchin' and be grateful you can get healthcare that quickly. :D

I smite Howard for whining.

Quit yer bitchin' and be grateful you can get healthcare that quickly. :D

I smite Howard for whining.



Ok,no problemo. ;)

I also smite Howard for whining.

I also smite Howard for whining.


I thought that was taken care of?

Quit yer bitchin' and be grateful you can get healthcare that quickly. :D

I smite Howard for whining.



I also smite Howard for whining.


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:D

I also smite Howard for whining.

As do I.

I SMITE Gis, Nally and Jessica for not having sympathy for my friend Howard! Oh yes that just happened a rare TRIPLE SMITE!  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/dance2.gif

I smite Big Nasty cause I've never smotesmat him before.  :P

I smite Big Nasty cause I've never smotesmat him before.   :P



*Ash* cuz I'd really like to get the phrase 'big nasty smiting virgin' out of my head....NOW!   ;D

Now that is funny, I don't care who you are.

*Ash* cuz I'd really like to get the phrase 'big nasty smiting virgin' out of my head....NOW!   ;D


What the French Toast Snoz? 

What the French Toast Snoz? 


it's just how my brain works.....to be fair you put it there!

I SMITE Gis, Nally and Jessica for not having sympathy for my friend Howard! Oh yes that just happened a rare TRIPLE SMITE!   http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/dance2.gif


Yeah! you tell em Nasty. ;D

it's just how my brain works.....to be fair you put it there!


I never uttered the phrase "Big Nasty Smiting Virgin."  You did that all on your own!  ;D

As do I.


Why?  ???

I never uttered the phrase "Big Nasty Smiting Virgin."  You did that all on your own!   ;D


ah  but you typed the words that made put that classic combination to get her.....
I smite Big Nasty cause I've never smotesmat him before.   :P



Smite + Big Nasty + never smotesmat him before

if
never smotesmat him before = virgin
then


Smite + Big Nasty + never smotesmat him before ≤ big nasty smiting virgin  ;D  

ah  but you typed the words that made put that classic combination to get her.....

Smite + Big Nasty + never smotesmat him before

if
never smotesmat him before = virgin
then


Smite + Big Nasty + never smotesmat him before ≤ big nasty smiting virgin  ;D  


smite to snoz for making my head hurt! ;D

smite to snoz for making my head hurt! ;D


you're welcome you leprechaun  ;)

I Smite Snoz for trying to take away my pre-voting vote from Nasty, and then blaming me on posting something when it is obvious that she posted the first something in which I needed to defensively post my said post ::)

I Smite Snoz for trying to take away my pre-voting vote from Nasty, and then blaming me on posting something when it is obvious that she posted the first something in which I needed to defensively post my said post ::)



whiner!  ;D

whiner!  ;D
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deja vu.... now go to the how ya doin' thread before I smite you!  ;D

deja vu.... now go to the how ya doin' thread before I smite you!  ;D
talkin to the wall ??? ??? ???

Already been there done that

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I LOVE THIS SHIRT...IT IS GREAT!

talkin to the wall ??? ??? ???

Already been there done that



I've been there and done that too...I was just trying to warn you but if you like wasting your time....we all know I do... apparently

I LOVE THIS SHIRT...IT IS GREAT!
Karma to you - if I can yet ::)

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Whiner?  I don't know...looks more like a winner to me!

Whiner?   I don't know...looks more like a winner to me!




you're out of the loop.... go check out the St Patricks day avatar thread....

you're out of the loop.... go check out the St Patricks day avatar thread....


Hey...I don't move within loops!!!  I see picture with great rack....I like!  8)

Hey...I don't move within loops!!!  I see picture with great rack....I like!  8)
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Someone go ahead - smite me

http://www.write4good.com/images/bangHeadAgainstWall.gif

Someone go ahead - smite me


Looks to me that you are already taking care of the problem.... ;)

Why?  ???

For the same reason as the other two who did so.

For the same reason as the other two who did so.
Smite to nally for breaking the rules of the smite club.

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Twatish,Is that even a word? ???

Maybe Howard we should make a Man's Dictionary to go with the Man Laws.  Twatish can be the first word entered.

Smite to nally for breaking the rules of the smite club.

I guess I deserve it; I must've forgotten about that. :-\\

I guess I deserve it; I must've forgotten about that. :-\\


Smite to nally for saying he deserves smite! Only Howard EVER deserves smite! ;D ;D ;D

Only Howard EVER deserves smite! ;D ;D ;D

You sure about that? ;D ;D

Has he even said so?

You sure about that? ;D ;D

Has he even said so?



He doesn't have to ..... its the first unwritten rule of the smite club... smite howard; just 'cause.


I smite howard!  ;D

SMITE to Tam for saying only Howard deserves SMITE!  That is not right cause for saying that she deserves SMITE.  So then it is not just Howard that deserves SMITE! Am I right?

Maybe Howard we should make a Man's Dictionary to go with the Man Laws.  Twatish can be the first word entered.


That's a good idea, Nasty. ;D

He doesn't have to ..... its the first unwritten rule of the smite club... smite howard; just 'cause.


I smite howard!  ;D



May I smite you back?  ;D

smite to all club members - this was on page two

smite to all club members - this was on page two
But we added like - 1,000 posts to the Longest thread ever (hard to get a word in that place last night)

Smite to Karen since she is a member as well, but can't smite herself. ;)

But we added like - 1,000 posts to the Longest thread ever (hard to get a word in that place last night)


True - I gave up after a while.


Smite to Karen since she is a member as well, but can't smite herself. ;)


True again.  I should have written 'to all the other members'

But we added like - 1,000 posts to the Longest thread ever (hard to get a word in that place last night)


seriously! But it was fun!  ;D  BTW I'm better now!  ;)

seriously! But it was fun!  ;D   BTW I'm better now!  ;)




Yes, it was.

It's almost a shame you are better now....  ;) ::)

Lol...


BTW I smite Sami...cuz she needs to lighten up it was funny damnit.... and Cat  ;)

Lol...


BTW I smite Sami...cuz she needs to lighten up it was funny damnit.... and Cat  ;)




Smite to Snoz, because as everyone has told her (she just doesn't want to acknowledge it) IT AIN'T THAT FUNNY 8)

Smite to Snoz, because as everyone has told her (she just doesn't want to acknowledge it) IT AIN'T THAT FUNNY 8)



But it is!  It really, really is....  it's so funny I changed my sig line!

But it is!  It really, really is....  it's so funny I changed my sig line!
And she says she's better - I think she is still in denial :-\\


::)

And she says she's better - I think she is still in denial :-\\


::)


sorry I will always find it funny!

I smite snoz for hurting Cat's feel bads. :P

I smite snoz for hurting Cat's feel bads. :P



i smite Dag cuz Cat should feel the love behind my smites!

another smite of love to stats....cuz-ITS FUNNY DAMMIT!!!  ;D

another smite of love to stats....cuz-ITS FUNNY DAMMIT!!!   ;D


A love smite? never heard of it.  ???

Man I thought for sure, I would be getting some smite ::)

Man I thought for sure, I would be getting some smite ::)


What for?

Man I thought for sure, I would be getting some smite ::)


well I'm tapped out for the day...

What for?


nothing important.

nothing important.



you get a smite for nothing important.

you get a smite for nothing important.
Wow that worked out bad for Snoz ;D ;D ;D ;D

Wow that worked out bad for Snoz ;D ;D ;D ;D


It did?

It did?
didn't it ???

didn't it ???


Only Snoz would know.

Only Snoz would know.
Yes, I guess she will  ;)


;D ;D ;D

Yes, I guess she will  ;)


;D ;D ;D



I wish I could tell you to quit jerkin' his chain, but I can't stop laughing.

I wish I could tell you to quit jerkin' his chain, but I can't stop laughing.
I wasn't jerkin - I just did not have the heart ::)

AND I thought it was funny ;D ;D ;D

I wasn't jerkin - I just did not have the heart ::)

AND I thought it was funny ;D ;D ;D



It was, that's why I couldn't stop laughing!

Wow that worked out bad for Snoz ;D ;D ;D ;D



why? I love smites almost as much as you do  ;)

I wish I could tell you to quit jerkin' his chain, but I can't stop laughing.


Eye yi yi!


now I have a headache again.... and that did turn out bad for snoz!  ::) 

I wasn't jerkin - I just did not have the heart ::)

AND I thought it was funny ;D ;D ;D





It was, that's why I couldn't stop laughing!





sure... funny for you.... you two keep pushing my buttons! Just test me.....



don't think I won't looking for the 3 year old edition of your mama jokes.....AND POST THEM!






















EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!

sure... funny for you.... you two keep pushing my buttons! Just test me.....



don't think I won't looking for the 3 year old edition of your mama jokes.....AND POST THEM!






EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!


Heaven help us

Yes, I guess she will  ;)


;D ;D ;D


What do you mean "you guess"?  ;D

What do you mean "you guess"?  ;D
I suppose?

Oh goody new day!

Super smites to Sami & Howard for the exchange above (and on the previous page).

And to Aim for encouraging it!  :P 

Oh goody new day!

Super smites to Sami & Howard for the exchange above (and on the previous page).

And to Aim for encouraging it!  :P 



I didn't have anything to do with it!  ::)

I didn't have anything to do with it!   ::)



you laughed...that was enough  ;)

Oh goody new day!

Super smites to Sami & Howard for the exchange above (and on the previous page).

And to Aim for encouraging it!  :P 


ooo, a super smite! ;D

I smite Howard for doubting the awesomeness of the LTE posters

i smite gerbils for not being hamsters.

You could stick a piece of string on one and pretend it was a fat gerbil

i smite gerbils for not being hamsters.


  ;D

I was going to smite Tia (for giving a reason for smiting gerbils when gerbils are not in the smite club) but karen made if funny....so never mind!

I smite Howard for doubting the awesomeness of the LTE posters


you can't smite me. ;D

you can't smite me. ;D



I can.  And since it's a new day I'll smite you again, because I can

Twatish,Is that even a word? ???
i think i'd probably spell it "twattish."

do we really get to say twat? i'm surprised it's not filtered.

twat twat twat twat twat.

i think i'd probably spell it "twattish."

do we really get to say twat? i'm surprised it's not filtered.

twat twat twat twat twat.
Twat isn't that rude though, it's a mild insult. Also if you 'twat' something it means to hit it.

i think i'd probably spell it "twattish."

do we really get to say twat? i'm surprised it's not filtered.

twat twat twat twat twat.
I am smiting Tia - as he is surely trying to get the word filtered ;D

!!!!!  I am SO glad I came back on  (I left for no reason for a couple of years)!  You GO!  I read this whole thread (yeah I was a little bored) and that was so deserving and WELL PUT!  Can you come to my house?  Just kidding.  Now I have to fight the urge to find the comment on the photo thread - or will it be gone?
if you read the whole thread you should have counted all the smites. we need a second opinion. 8)

I smite Howard for doubting the awesomeness of the LTE posters


I smite Howard for not posting in LTE this morning :D

I'd like to clobber


























Midas with a smite.



















SIKE!














;D
is this a smite or not? i need a ruling.

I would like to retract my smite.  I now know the context of the avatar and now I kinda like it.  He looks like a lot of my friends from high school.   ;D
another ruling! are smite retractions allowed?

I smite bad porn.
but that's what bad porn WANTS you to do!  :o

ah  but you typed the words that made put that classic combination to get her.....

Smite + Big Nasty + never smotesmat him before

if
never smotesmat him before = virgin
then


Smite + Big Nasty + never smotesmat him before ≤ big nasty smiting virgin  ;D  
i need another ruling! is there a smite here somewhere? i'm totally confused!

is this a smite or not? i need a ruling.


Yes.


another ruling! are smite retractions allowed?


No.


i need another ruling! is there a smite here somewhere? i'm totally confused!


I don't think so.  I think snoz was explaining the logic of someone else's smite.

Oh goody new day!

Super smites to Sami & Howard for the exchange above (and on the previous page).

And to Aim for encouraging it!  :P 
ruling #2 billion: what or who is "aim"?

Twat isn't that rude though, it's a mild insult. Also if you 'twat' something it means to hit it.
i think twat's sorta like the c-word -- much more obscene in the US than it is in england.

ruling #2 billion: what or who is "aim"?
i figured it. it's statsqueen, right?

ruling #2 billion: what or who is "aim"?


statsqueen, I believe.


I'll add a smite for Tia for not paying attention :D

statsqueen, I believe.


I'll add a smite for Tia for not paying attention :D



i figured it. it's statsqueen, right?


I will not retract my smite :D

Okay. here's the latest. only took me about an hour and a half.  ;D

added feature. new additions are in red, and i noted what got added since the last update.

***

New Update!!!

Members:

*Ash* 28 +9 = 37
2kidsami  51 +9 = 60
Al-B  42
Babooshka  51 +6 = 57
Badfinger-Fan  96 +2 = 98
barefootrobin  10
Belle du Jour    96
Big Nasty  aka Sir Farts-a-Lot 13 +4 = 17
Bobo  30
Bookmistress4ever  108
Dagwood / Feelin Froggy  132 +4 = 136
Dizzy  87 +1 = 88
Foo Bar    84 +3 = 87
Gis  104    +8 = 112
greenjello 31
Henk  118
Howard  475 +40 = 515
JamieMcBain  18
Jessica / Brazy Citch 135 +3 = 138
Karen  115 +5 = 120
Ladybug316  136
MaxwellSmart 46
Meat  82
Midas  279 +20 = 299
nally 12
Mr Cleveland 1
Quirk  62
Reynolds1863  132 +3 = 135
Rice Cube  98 +2 = 100
seamermar 38 +1 = 39
snozberries  200 +25 = 225
Son of Tam  20
stepchan 29
Tia  155 +14 = 169
Tam  183 +11 = 194
Username Deleted  96


Everyone else:

80sfan  1
90steen 1
Adagio 9
agoraphobicwacko 1
Arc  2
Australian80schild 2
azx1210 1
Bill 1
BlueMolly2006 1
Bobby 5
Bobby36 1
Bobo 1
Brian 2
Catwoman 7
ChuckyG 6
claybricks 1
Coco pup 4
Davester 2
Davey Thrashmister  1
DD (?) 8
Debbie 3
DelRio  1
Doc Brown 4
digger 4
Dude111    ∞
Frenchie/Arc/Denise/Zap/Jack/Tami  2
gibbo 21 +1 = 22
Good Gal  1
guest cassie or whatever  7
GWBush2004 1 +1 = 2
gypsy road 2
Haman Caiaphas  1 +1 = 2
hawktheslayer 2
jacks 1
jessssbeans 2
johnny5alive 4
Johnny_D 2
ladyhawk 1
lyricboy 3
Macphisto 3
Marian 3
Marty McFly 41 +1 = 46
Mickey D 2
mushroom 1
midnite 4
Nally 39
Never Duplicated 2
Ninny 10
nsr = 2
philbo 2
philip eno 46 +1 = 47
robocopth1 6
Sammy Reed 2
Satan’s Dad 8
saver/iquestion ∞    23
seeburg220  1
SemperYoda  1
Sharky 2
statsqueen 1 +3 = 4
Star500 2
sweet illest baby 11
Tanya1976 1
Trimac20 2
whistledog 9
woops. 8 +1 = 9
VegettoVa90 8
YO DADDY 1

Al-B's asscrack
Beaker
Billy Blanks
customers who keep throwing carts instead of handng it to Howard
Eddie Izzard
Erin Moran
Gwyneth Paltrow and Robert Downey, Jr.  Iron Man SUCKS!
Howard's store manager
Ice 2
Jess' hands and feet
lice 4
migraines
Miss Piggy
Morans?
Obama  1
OEO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOklahoma
Pathmark for forgetting Howard had a check coming? (Shouldn't Howard know if he has a check coming?)
people who try to fix their computers who have no idea what they are doing!
Red Ant's boss
Rice's Dog 2
Snog, snogging etc.
Snow 3
Snoz' Dad's family
someone on another forum who stole karen's sig line
Sonic, Utz and Kraft
stupid piece of sh*t crappy assed collection agency, ASShole Acceptance
stupid sticky price tickets on gifts
THE 24 HOUR KARMA WARNING
The Beavers
the cheerful holiday atmosphere I feel around here
The finger
The Frogs  2
the greedy shoppers who only cared about getting "great deals"..and didn't value someone's life 4
The internet
The Oakland Raiders
the Signature Bar - 2kidsami can not get her ho ho hottie in full detail
the smilies because there is never one that encompasses everything I am feeling all at once!
the town council (or whoever else decided today was a holiday and closed the dump)
The U Scan Machines
those drunken buffoons in The Black Hole
Those lovely people who make Lipton tea
Trolls who can't spell
walmart  4
Warner Brothers Movie Productions or whatever the hell they are called
Whomever made karen miss all the fun
wii fit
wildfires  5

Howard’s nurse
The porn industry
Bad porn
The Bulletin Board software
Donald Trump
Donald Trump’s toupee
Creepy door-to-door salesmen
Pickup trucks that sound like schoolbuses
First Great Western Trains
The word “diddums�
All mods
Howard’s cold
Kate Bush
Tia’s dog toupee
Mother Nature
Tia’s little dog too
The last week of January 2009
Quirk’s sinuses 2
Ash’s dog 2
Winter blahs 2
Medical insurance
Michael Jackson
Miss Piggy
Customers
Man
Tacos
Cucumbers
Snow and slush
School science fairs
People who report nonviolent crimes
Elmer’s pruple glue
Smite Club 3
Static electricity
The color pruple
2kidsami’s cold
gerbils

I smite Howard for not posting in LTE this morning :D


He did.  Smite to Howard for not posting MORE.

Smite to Midas for false smiting :P

i think twat's sorta like the c-word -- much more obscene in the US than it is in england.
:o Wow i had no idea. I'd better not call anyone one when I'm visiting next month then.  ;D

He did.  Smite to Howard for not posting MORE.

Smite to Midas for false smiting :P


Smite to Rice for pointing out my oversight! :D

i think twat's sorta like the c-word -- much more obscene in the US than it is in england.

Twat isn't that rude though, it's a mild insult. Also if you 'twat' something it means to hit it.


I was going to say we use twat the way you use fridge.

I just learned about fridge last night.  See how we help each other learn the language? It's so nice  ;D

I was going to say we use twat the way you use fridge.

I just learned about fridge last night.  See how we help each other learn the language? It's so nice  ;D



fridge????

fridge????


She's got me puzzled as well.

fridge????


Fridge.

She's got me puzzled as well.
Glad I am not the only one!!!  Smite to Snoz for declairing that she learned a new word, and then not defining said word so the rest of us would understand :P

Glad I am not the only one!!!  Smite to Snoz for declairing that she learned a new word, and then not defining said word so the rest of us would understand :P



Smite Sami cuz I defined the word when I compared it to twat  :P

Blame bobo he taught it to me maybe he just think fridge means that but it's family word.
Hey bobo when I was growing up my mom always spoke to me in Dutch when she didn't want people to know know what she was saying.  One of the words I learned was "broke" ( pheonetically speaking) and it meant garish or loud you know cheap & ugly.

When we were in holland I called something in a store "broke" turns out it wasn't Dutch for that at all- it was the name of family whose house was decorated that way  ;D  my whole family uses the word that way but we were in store with one of the "broke" people and I didn't know I'd just offended them and let out a family secret  :-[

Crap... I hope Henk doesn't know them.  :-\\

Tia that update is hilarious thanks for the laugh

I smite Howard for not posting in LTE this morning :D


I was volunteering this morning,dummy.  ::)

He did.  Smite to Howard for not posting MORE.

Smite to Midas for false smiting :P


I don't have time to post more,I had to leave the house to volunteer. ::)