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Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 01/27/09 at 4:27 pm


I smite customers.


And I smite you Howard.

I am a customer no matter where I go, and you are a customer when you go other places - so you are technically smiting yourself, and we all know that is not allowed in the smite club! 8)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 01/27/09 at 4:30 pm


And I smite you Howard.

I am a customer no matter where I go, and you are a customer when you go other places - so you are technically smiting yourself, and we all know that is not allowed in the smite club! 8)



So smite me If I can't smite myself. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 01/27/09 at 4:50 pm



I smite howard for telling Tam to smite him when she already did. You  know its against the rules for her to smite you twice in one day!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 01/27/09 at 5:55 pm



I smite Tam for cursing me!  >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 01/27/09 at 11:28 pm


And I smite you Howard.

I am a customer no matter where I go, and you are a customer when you go other places - so you are technically smiting yourself, and we all know that is not allowed in the smite club! 8)


I smite Tam for using too much logic in Smite Club :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 01/28/09 at 6:57 am

OK no worries deleting my account as of now.

These boards are completely diabolical (and frankly hypocritical) and a nasty clique has definitely developed ever since tam returned and was given moderator status, which has clearly gone to her head.

Hey girls just think my last post will give you board/bored housewives something to type about for the next few days until one of you can think of something remotely interesting to post..

Mr Mister - Alan you made the absolute right decision to leave buddy..these boards went downhill a long time ago.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 01/28/09 at 7:03 am


OK no worries deleting my account as of now.

These boards are completely diabolical (and frankly hypocritical) and a nasty clique has definitely developed ever since tam returned and was given moderator status, which has clearly gone to her head.

Hey girls just think my last post will give you board/bored housewives something to type about for the next few days until one of you can think of something remotely interesting to post..

Mr Mister - Alan you made the absolute right decision to leave buddy..these boards went downhill a long time ago.


To clarify once again.  Alan did not leave he was banned

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 01/28/09 at 9:31 am

http://pecannelog.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/drama_llama.jpg

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 01/28/09 at 10:56 am

I like the Drama Llama. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 01/28/09 at 11:09 am


I like the Drama Llama. ;D
me too  ;D

i can't even get exercised enough about this one to get into a clique-huddle so the drama llama will be fielding any drama-related questions, observations or complaints.

since we are now talking about babs in the past tense... who was that dishy-dish she had as an avatar? i'd always wondered that.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 01/28/09 at 11:13 am


since we are now talking about babs in the past tense... who was that dishy-dish she had as an avatar? i'd always wondered that.


Kate Bush.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 01/28/09 at 11:34 am


Kate Bush.
everybody knew that but me, didn't they?  :-[

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 01/28/09 at 12:34 pm

Smite Tia for not recognising Kate Bush

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 01/28/09 at 12:36 pm


Smite Tia for not recognising Kate Bush
i smite karen for being cold-hearted and ruthless enough to smite this face.

http://www.inthe00s.com/avatars_custom/avatar_9375.gif

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/28/09 at 2:03 pm


everybody knew that but me, didn't they?  :-
OK no worries deleting my account as of now.

These boards are completely diabolical (and frankly hypocritical) and a nasty clique has definitely developed ever since tam returned and was given moderator status, which has clearly gone to her head.

Hey girls just think my last post will give you board/bored housewives something to type about for the next few days until one of you can think of something remotely interesting to post..

Mr Mister - Alan you made the absolute right decision to leave buddy..these boards went downhill a long time ago.
self deletion or banned? this is kinda anti-climatic for a last post. 
farewell Jules

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 01/28/09 at 3:13 pm


no... who the hell is Kate Bush  ???   



She sang Wuthering Heights, Babooshka, The Man With the Child in His Eyes, amongst other 'gem's.


self deletion or banned? this is kinda anti-climatic for a last post. 
farewell Jules


self deleted





i smite karen for being cold-hearted and ruthless enough to smite this face.

http://www.inthe00s.com/avatars_custom/avatar_9375.gif


I don't think you had that when I smited you

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 01/28/09 at 3:24 pm


She sang Wuthering Heights, Babooshka, The Man With the Child in His Eyes, amongst other 'gem's.



... and "Don't give up" with Peter Gabriel 8)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 01/28/09 at 3:33 pm



I don't think you had that when I smited you
which means you smited this, i think

http://i42.tinypic.com/29px4sp.png

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 01/28/09 at 3:34 pm

yes, i hide behind cute dogs to try and get out of getting smited. i'm not ashamed.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 01/28/09 at 4:14 pm


everybody knew that but me, didn't they?  :-[


I had no clue either.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/28/09 at 4:39 pm


She sang Wuthering Heights, Babooshka, The Man With the Child in His Eyes, amongst other 'gem's.

self deleted

I don't think you had that when I smited you
thanks for the info karen, but I still have no familiarity with her.


I SMITE Kate Bush

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/28/09 at 5:06 pm


yes, i hide behind cute dogs to try and get out of getting smited. i'm not ashamed.
I'll get you my pretty... and your little dog too!

I SMITE Tia for using a dog as a shield and I SMITE his dog too.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 01/28/09 at 5:22 pm


thanks for the info karen, but I still have no familiarity with her.


I SMITE Kate Bush


I wish I didn't.  Screechy voice imho

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Ashkicksass on 01/28/09 at 5:45 pm


OK no worries deleting my account as of now.

These boards are completely diabolical (and frankly hypocritical) and a nasty clique has definitely developed ever since tam returned and was given moderator status, which has clearly gone to her head.

Hey girls just think my last post will give you board/bored housewives something to type about for the next few days until one of you can think of something remotely interesting to post..

Mr Mister - Alan you made the absolute right decision to leave buddy..these boards went downhill a long time ago.



This rocks.  I have ALWAYS wanted to be diabolical.  Now I at least belong to a diabolical organization. 


I'll get you my pretty... and your little dog too!

I SMITE Tia for using a dog as a shield and I SMITE his dog too.


I never thought I'd say this...but I smite my dog too.  He has the worst gas ever today.  8-P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 01/28/09 at 5:49 pm


everybody knew that but me, didn't they?  :-[



you my friend are not alone... I'll go one even better....W(ho)TF is Kate Bush?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 01/28/09 at 5:50 pm


no... who the hell is Kate Bush  ???   
self deletion or banned? this is kinda anti-climatic for a last post. 
farewell Jules



who hooo... so I am not alone...



now I hve to smite Michael JAckoN

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 01/28/09 at 5:51 pm


This rocks.  I have ALWAYS wanted to be diabolical.  Now I at least belong to a diabolical organization. 


And apprently, Tam is the leader of this diabolical organization. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 01/28/09 at 5:52 pm

I smite the snow and slush.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 01/28/09 at 5:53 pm


And apprently, Tam is the leader of this diabolical organization. ;D



and apparently I am a bored housewife....wtf... no one told me!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 01/28/09 at 5:53 pm



and apparently I am a bored housewife....wtf... no one told me!



well if you're bored then do something. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 01/28/09 at 5:55 pm



and apparently I am a bored housewife....wtf... no one told me!


No one told me either.......or my ex husband, boy will he be surprised to find out we are still married. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 01/28/09 at 5:55 pm



well if your bored then do something. ;D



I think I'd have to meet the definition of a housewife first Howard.  ;)

So its the Captain Oblivious persona for you today huh?  Like the way you've been switching them up!  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 01/28/09 at 5:55 pm


No one told me either.......or my ex husband, boy will he be surprised to find out we are still married. ;D



;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 01/28/09 at 5:56 pm



I never thought I'd say this...but I smite my dog too.  He has the worst gas ever today.   8-P


I smite your dog too.  From one diabolical member to another.  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 01/28/09 at 5:57 pm

I smite Babooshka for not going out in a blaze of glory by telling us all off.  I expected so much more..... :\'(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 01/28/09 at 5:58 pm



I think I'd have to meet the definition of a housewife first Howard.  ;)

So its the Captain Oblivious persona for you today huh?  Like the way you've been switching them up!  ;D


I'm Captain Cartman.  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Ashkicksass on 01/28/09 at 6:12 pm


I smite Babooshka for not going out in a blaze of glory by telling us all off.  I expected so much more..... :\'(


You mean that post didn't make you cry?

But it said diabolical!   

And housewife! 

Diabolical Housewife! 

;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 01/28/09 at 6:14 pm


You mean that post didn't make you cry?

But it said diabolical!   

And housewife! 

Diabolical Housewife! 

;D



Isn't that the name of the new reality show on Fox???

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 01/28/09 at 6:17 pm



Isn't that the name of the new reality show on Fox???


If it is, I'm signing up!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Ashkicksass on 01/28/09 at 6:21 pm


If it is, I'm signing up!


I know, huh! 

It should be a sub board.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 01/28/09 at 6:22 pm


If it is, I'm signing up!


I guess I'll just have to watch from the sidelines..... no wait... I will audition ( I mean if I lie about being a housewife that would make me truly diabolical right?)  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: statsqueen on 01/28/09 at 6:22 pm



you my friend are not alone... I'll go one even better....W(ho)TF is Kate Bush?



Hell, I had to go google her to find out who she is.



and apparently I am a bored housewife....wtf... no one told me!


No one told me either!  When do I get to meet this mystery husband of mine?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 01/28/09 at 6:28 pm


Hell, I had to go google her to find out who she is.

No one told me either!  When do I get to meet this mystery husband of mine?


I'll send you mine...we can share....


ew wait that just seems weird...forget it!



and its a new day so I am smiting Tam again for cursing me!  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: statsqueen on 01/28/09 at 6:41 pm


I'll send you mine...we can share....


ew wait that just seems weird...forget it!



and its a new day so I am smiting Tam again for cursing me!  ;D




Thanks for re-thinking that offer!!!  I think it is best if we find separate men  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 01/28/09 at 6:42 pm


Thanks for re-thinking that offer!!!  I think it is best if we find separate men  ;D



good plan O0 ......you first!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: statsqueen on 01/28/09 at 6:54 pm



good plan O0 ......you first!


ok, Alex, I'll take Ryan Kelly, please.

Sorry, we are way off topic here!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 01/28/09 at 8:49 pm

I smite stats, snoz, Jess & Ash for going off topic :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: statsqueen on 01/28/09 at 9:28 pm


I smite stats, snoz, Jess & Ash for going off topic :D



I know I deserved it, but I'm not a member of the club.  I was told I could post just not smite  ;D ;D ;D (but thank you for including me, I feel so special now!)

Thanks, Midas!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 01/28/09 at 10:29 pm


I smite Babooshka for not going out in a blaze of glory by telling us all off.  I expected so much more..... :\'(


You mean the egotistical little miss know it all left?  I need to smite her too.  She could dish it out but she couldn't take it.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 01/28/09 at 10:37 pm


I smite stats, snoz, Jess & Ash for going off topic :D




Midas  :P and smite!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: barefootrobin on 01/28/09 at 11:03 pm


If you have such a f*cking problem with everyone here, leave.  The way I see it, something crawled up your ass and died at some point this past year, so now you come on here with your once a week allotment and try to stir up trouble.  You called Howard a dick, no matter how you try to justify it.  You got edited.  Pull up your big girl panties and DEAL.

And I smite you for your stupid comment in the photo thread.


!!!!!  I am SO glad I came back on  (I left for no reason for a couple of years)!  You GO!  I read this whole thread (yeah I was a little bored) and that was so deserving and WELL PUT!  Can you come to my house?  Just kidding.  Now I have to fight the urge to find the comment on the photo thread - or will it be gone?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 01/28/09 at 11:06 pm


!!!!!  I am SO glad I came back on  (I left for no reason for a couple of years)!  You GO!  I read this whole thread (yeah I was a little bored) and that was so deserving and WELL PUT!  Can you come to my house?  Just kidding.  Now I have to fight the urge to find the comment on the photo thread - or will it be gone?


It's still there

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 01/28/09 at 11:10 pm


!!!!!  I am SO glad I came back on  (I left for no reason for a couple of years)!  You GO!  I read this whole thread (yeah I was a little bored) and that was so deserving and WELL PUT!  Can you come to my house?  Just kidding.  Now I have to fight the urge to find the comment on the photo thread - or will it be gone?



So are u going to join the club?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: barefootrobin on 01/28/09 at 11:20 pm


So are u going to join the club?


Yes I would like to join the club.  And I want to Smite Tia for hating on Goldie Hawn!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 01/28/09 at 11:27 pm


Yes I would like to join the club.  And I want to Smite Tia for hating on Goldie Hawn!
she's been in some really great stuff but i can't forgive her for slamming on my alma mater man!

what was that good movie she was in? she was in that one good movie. it's on the tip of my brain...

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 01/28/09 at 11:28 pm


she's been in some really great stuff but i can't forgive her for slamming on my alma mater man!

what was that good movie she was in? she was in that one good movie. it's on the tip of my brain...


Overboard?  I think that was Goldie

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 01/28/09 at 11:29 pm


Overboard?  I think that was Goldie
was she in silver streak? i liked silver streak.

crap, i gotta go look her up now.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 01/28/09 at 11:32 pm


was she in silver streak? i liked silver streak.

crap, i gotta go look her up now.


I don't think so

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000443/

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 01/28/09 at 11:32 pm

silver streak on IMDB

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 01/28/09 at 11:38 pm

oops. i think i was conflating sugarland express with silver streak. trains and all.

anyway, stuff i liked that had goldie hawn in it. (admittedly there was a bunch i hadn't seen.)

***

# Death Becomes Her (1992) .... Helen Sharp

# Bird on a Wire (1990) .... Marianne Graves

(well, i can't say i LIKED bird on a wire, exactly, but it was bad in that train-wreck-where-you-can't-look-away kinda way.)
# Foul Play (1978) .... Gloria Mundy
# The Sugarland Express (1974) .... Lou Jean Poplin

wow. shorter than i was even expecting. hmm....

i fun around but goldie's cool, i'd like to see her in more stuff.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: barefootrobin on 01/28/09 at 11:45 pm


oops. i think i was conflating sugarland express with silver streak. trains and all.

anyway, stuff i liked that had goldie hawn in it. (admittedly there was a bunch i hadn't seen.)

***

# Death Becomes Her (1992) .... Helen Sharp

# Bird on a Wire (1990) .... Marianne Graves

(well, i can't say i LIKED bird on a wire, exactly, but it was bad in that train-wreck-where-you-can't-look-away kinda way.)
# Foul Play (1978) .... Gloria Mundy
# The Sugarland Express (1974) .... Lou Jean Poplin

wow. shorter than i was even expecting. hmm....

i fun around but goldie's cool, i'd like to see her in more stuff.


I smite Tia for not adding Shampoo to his list of Goldie Hawn Movies.  ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 01/29/09 at 12:03 am


I smite Tia for not adding Shampoo to his list of Goldie Hawn Movies.   ::)
never saw it

i smite bfr for not adhering to the 24-hr rule. YOU ARE NOW A MEMBER OF FIGHT CLUB SOLDIER DROP AND GIVE ME 50

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 01/29/09 at 12:06 am

aw who karmaed me goddammit? you better not've.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 01/29/09 at 12:08 am

GRRR.

Foo bar from hell's heart i stab at thee

although 1001 is pretty cool too.  ;D

anyway, foobar smite. no particular reason.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/29/09 at 12:20 am


she's been in some really great stuff but i can't forgive her for slamming on my alma mater man!

what was that good movie she was in? she was in that one good movie. it's on the tip of my brain...
that good movie?  dude  ???


Overboard?  I think that was Goldie
exactly! Overboard... karen nailed it.  with Kurt Russell and holy buttcakes!  Goldie wears a thong in that movie







she should be on this list  http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S020x9OoFJ2HMAf5WjzbkF/SIG=12ibgq3n1/EXP=1233292285/**http%3A//www.stuff.co.nz/blog/wp-content/uploads/blog-simon3.jpg



...back on topic, I can't think of anyone to SMITE

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: gibbo on 01/29/09 at 12:27 am


I smite Tia for not adding Shampoo to his list of Goldie Hawn Movies.   ::)



...and Foul Play was funny in the late 70's....

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 01/29/09 at 12:28 am








...back on topic, I can't think of anyone to SMITE




I'm going to smite BFF for typing "holy buttcakes"  ;D



Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Foo Bar on 01/29/09 at 12:29 am


anyway, foobar smite. no particular reason.


Yeah, I clicked on the karma for a good post before I'd remembered how long you'd tried to hold at exactly "1000" points.  What's it been, at least a month or two now?

(If it's any consolation, if the smite button worked, I would have immediately smitten you to undo it.  But it doesn't, so I won't :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/29/09 at 12:33 am



...and Foul Play was funny in the late 70's....
and one of my favorites with Susan Sarandon  *The Banger Sisters*





I'm going to smite BFF for typing "holy buttcakes"  ;D




I SMITE Q for not appreciating my 4 best syllable's of the day and the imagery they conjure  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 01/29/09 at 12:40 am


and one of my favorites with Susan Sarandon  *The Banger Sisters*



CHICK FLICK!!! just kidding mike!  I loved Banger Sisters!


I SMITE Q for not appreciating my 4 best syllable's of the day and the imagery they conjure  :D

;D


I guess at least you didn't add a batman to it.... as in "Holy Buttcakes Batman!"  ;D



Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/29/09 at 12:47 am


CHICK FLICK!!! just kidding mike!  I loved Banger Sisters!


;D


I guess at least you didn't add a batman to it.... as in "Holy Buttcakes Batman!"   ;D




;D  no, don't apologize...you're right. it is a chick flick but I love it.  especially Susan Sarandon hiding her past from her prim and proper family and when her daughters find out she was a rock band groupie maniac, well it's a fun flick.


...oh yeah, the Batman would have helped or *Bunman*  ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 01/29/09 at 12:54 am


Yeah, I clicked on the karma for a good post before I'd remembered how long you'd tried to hold at exactly "1000" points.  What's it been, at least a month or two now?

(If it's any consolation, if the smite button worked, I would have immediately smitten you to undo it.  But it doesn't, so I won't :)
haha it's been like maybe a day dude. no worries.

although you make a powerful argument for a working smite button. 8)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 01/29/09 at 7:51 am


aw who karmaed me goddammit? you better not've.



and why not?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 01/29/09 at 9:44 am

I smite Tia 'cuz his dog avatar is licking my monitor :P :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: barefootrobin on 01/29/09 at 11:04 am


aw who karmaed me goddammit? you better not've.

Wasn't me, I don't know how to Karma, and I'm exhausted from dropping and giving you 50.  Had problems keeping my butt down.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 01/29/09 at 11:25 am


Wasn't me, I don't know how to Karma, and I'm exhausted from dropping and giving you 50.  Had problems keeping my butt down.


When you hit 100 posts you can give karma. :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: barefootrobin on 01/29/09 at 11:30 am


When you hit 100 posts you can give karma. :)


Oh!  That explains it! I had to start all over so I better get to work!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 01/29/09 at 11:30 am


Oh!  That explains it! I had to start all over so I better get to work!
may i recommend longest thread ever. it's a postwhore's delight.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 01/29/09 at 11:32 am


Oh!  That explains it! I had to start all over so I better get to work!


Get crazy wit' it! :D

I'll smite ya 'cuz yer new to smite club and need more induction smites. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 01/29/09 at 11:32 am


may i recommend longest thread ever. it's a postwhore's delight.


I second that.  LTE is a place to be.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Ashkicksass on 01/29/09 at 1:49 pm


I second that.  LTE is a place to be.


You down wit LTE?

Yeah you know me!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 01/29/09 at 2:25 pm

I smite Ash for biting my moves. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 01/29/09 at 3:55 pm


Get crazy wit' it! :D

I'll smite ya 'cuz yer new to smite club and need more induction smites. :D



I see your induction smite and raise you one more....welcome to the club bfrobin

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: barefootrobin on 01/29/09 at 4:00 pm

Thank you?    :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 01/29/09 at 4:02 pm


Thank you?    :)



no no....the proper response is "Thank you smites to Midas & snoz!"


it's okay....you'll get the hang of it soon enough!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: barefootrobin on 01/29/09 at 4:03 pm



no no....the proper response is "Thank you smites to Midas & snoz!"


it's okay....you'll get the hang of it soon enough!



Dang It Smites to Midas & Snoz!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 01/29/09 at 4:10 pm

Welcome smite to barefootrobin. :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 01/29/09 at 4:21 pm


Dang It Smites to Midas & Snoz!


There ya go!... Felt good didn't it?


now don't forget to smite Howard...you're not a real member until you've smited Howard at least once....  ;D


I smite Howard.... King of the Smite club!....to help keep him on the throne!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 01/29/09 at 8:10 pm


There ya go!... Felt good didn't it?


now don't forget to smite Howard...you're not a real member until you've smited Howard at least once....  ;D


I smite Howard.... King of the Smite club!....to help keep him on the throne!





I'm the King of Smite! ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 01/29/09 at 9:23 pm

Howard I smite you and your over exaggerated ego.  A welcome smite for BarefootenRobin too,

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 01/29/09 at 9:24 pm

I smite GWBush2004.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 01/29/09 at 9:49 pm



I'm the King of Smite! ;)


There is none higher!  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Ashkicksass on 01/29/09 at 10:20 pm


I smite Ash for biting my moves. :D


What the French Toast?

I smite you back.  I was totally jamming with you, not biting you. 

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 01/30/09 at 4:18 am

Another welcome smite to barefootrobin.

Hmm it's been a while, so I smite the whole club cos I'm too damn lazy to think up individual reasons to smite!  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 01/30/09 at 7:19 am


Howard I smite you and your over exaggerated ego.  A welcome smite for BarefootenRobin too,


Can I help it if I'm the Shiznet! ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 01/30/09 at 7:19 am


There is none higher!  :D



and none lower.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 01/30/09 at 9:01 am

A welcome smite to barefootrobin (If I already gave her a welcome smite we'll call it a Friday smite!)

A smite to Gis for being lazy.  I demand explanations for each of us!  ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: barefootrobin on 01/30/09 at 12:42 pm

I grudge smite Tia for typoing Shoe Cake so badly I thought it was a real word (shokkake)
I Smite Howard for thinking he is the shiznel

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 01/30/09 at 12:46 pm


I smite karen for stealing my smite of Gis.... and I smite Gis anyway because she is lazy!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 01/30/09 at 1:14 pm


I smite Tia's dog's toupee...cute as it is...it is also very disturbing.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 01/30/09 at 1:17 pm


I smite Tia's dog's toupee...cute as it is...it is also very disturbing.
"it puts the kibbles-n-bits in the dogfood bowl or it gets the bark again."

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 01/30/09 at 3:01 pm


"it puts the kibbles-n-bits in the dogfood bowl or it gets the bark again."


Or shoe cake.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: barefootrobin on 01/30/09 at 3:02 pm


Or shoe cake.


LMAO!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 01/30/09 at 3:33 pm


I grudge smite Tia for typoing Shoe Cake so badly I thought it was a real word (shokkake)
I Smite Howard for thinking he is the shiznel



I smite Robin for misspelling shiznet. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: barefootrobin on 01/30/09 at 3:48 pm



I smite Robin for misspelling shiznet. ;D


Once again Howard, you made me LAUGH OUT LOUD!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Ashkicksass on 01/30/09 at 4:57 pm


"it puts the kibbles-n-bits in the dogfood bowl or it gets the bark again."


;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: barefootrobin on 01/30/09 at 5:00 pm


;D


iT'S EVEN FUNNIER IF YOU LOOK AT THE DOG'S PIC WHILE YOU READ THE QUOTE.  Forgive the caps.  I don't feel lik retyping.  I'm not yelling really.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 01/30/09 at 6:04 pm


iT'S EVEN FUNNIER IF YOU LOOK AT THE DOG'S PIC WHILE YOU READ THE QUOTE.  Forgive the caps.  I don't feel lik retyping.  I'm not yelling really.


YOUUUUUUUUUU ARE SELLING ICE CREAAAAAMMMM!!!    :D


Sorry; that was the best part of American Idol last night.  Smite me for watching it or something. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: barefootrobin on 01/30/09 at 6:09 pm


YOUUUUUUUUUU ARE SELLING ICE CREAAAAAMMMM!!!    :D


Sorry; that was the best part of American Idol last night.   Smite me for watching it or something. ;D


I smite Midas Cause he begged for it!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 01/30/09 at 6:48 pm


YOUUUUUUUUUU ARE SELLING ICE CREAAAAAMMMM!!!    :D


Sorry; that was the best part of American Idol last night.   Smite me for watching it or something. ;D


I can't smite you.... I watched it too  :-[

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 01/31/09 at 8:18 am


Once again Howard, you made me LAUGH OUT LOUD!


Thank You.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: barefootrobin on 01/31/09 at 10:58 am


Thank You.

No, THANK YOU, that's why I come on here, for the laughs & smiles.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 01/31/09 at 1:21 pm


I can't smite you.... I watched it too  :-[


It's all good.  I thought he stole the show Thursday if nothing else. :D

I smite barefootrobin 'cuz she needs to catch up with the rest of us. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: barefootrobin on 01/31/09 at 1:55 pm


It's all good.  I thought he stole the show Thursday if nothing else. :D

I smite barefootrobin 'cuz she needs to catch up with the rest of us. :D

I revenge smite Midas :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 01/31/09 at 3:36 pm


I revenge smite Midas :)


I smite robin for catching on so quickly!  there are people who have been members since the clubs inception who still don't know how it works!  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 01/31/09 at 6:15 pm


I smite Tia's dog's toupee...cute as it is...it is also very disturbing.


I'm going to have to smite you for not being positive about the whole situation.  Perhaps a mental image of dogs with bow ties, french poodles with hot pink tutus and bulldogs in tacky jogging suits will help.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 01/31/09 at 6:17 pm


I'm going to have to smite you for not being positive about the whole situation.  Perhaps a mental image of dogs with bow ties, french poodles with hot pink tutus and bulldogs in tacky jogging suits will help.


actually that toupee just kept reminding me of Donald Trump...for that reason alone I stand behind my smite!  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 01/31/09 at 6:21 pm


actually that toupee just kept reminding me of Donald Trump...for that reason alone I stand behind my smite!  ;D


The Donald has one of those toupees that has the potential to bark so yeah I'll have to agree.  Darn it I can't self smite. :\'(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 01/31/09 at 7:03 pm



that's okay I'll smite you for you!  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 01/31/09 at 7:29 pm



that's okay I'll smite you for you!  ;D


Go Smite yourself!  >:(

;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 01/31/09 at 7:32 pm


Go Smite yourself!  >:(

;)


but that's against the rules howard!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 01/31/09 at 7:36 pm


but that's against the rules howard!


So what if I broke the rules,what are the consequences?  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: barefootrobin on 01/31/09 at 7:37 pm


So what if I broke the rules,what are the consequences?  ;D

HAH!  I smite Howard for being a Rebel! ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 01/31/09 at 7:38 pm


HAH!  I smite Howard for being a Rebel! ;D



Yep A rebel with a yell!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 01/31/09 at 7:39 pm


So what if I broke the rules,what are the consequences?  ;D


we smite you but you know that because it happens all the time!


see like Robin did!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 01/31/09 at 7:41 pm


we smite you but you know that because it happens all the time!


see like Robin did!



So can I smite Robin? ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 01/31/09 at 7:42 pm



So can I smite Robin? ;D


oh god....um you can smite barefootin'robin but not that other one....PLEASE! I beg of you!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 01/31/09 at 7:43 pm


oh god....um you can smite barefootin'robin but not that other one....PLEASE! I beg of you!



Don't worry,she's long and forgotten. ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 01/31/09 at 8:19 pm



Don't worry,she's long and forgotten. ;)



good glad to hear it!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 01/31/09 at 9:30 pm

Smite the week, thank goodness it is almost done :-[

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 02/01/09 at 6:27 am


Smite the week, thank goodness it is almost done :-[


How about smiting the month.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 02/01/09 at 10:27 am



Yep A rebel with a yell!


I smite Howard for the bad Billy Idol reference  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 02/01/09 at 10:59 am


I smite Howard for the bad Billy Idol reference  :D


I smite Midas because....is there a good Billy Idol reference?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 02/01/09 at 4:05 pm


I smite Howard for the bad Billy Idol reference  :D



Billy Idol always had references. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 02/01/09 at 6:56 pm


smite to Haman Caiaphas  >:(  & big fat karma to reynolds  :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 02/01/09 at 8:37 pm


smite to Haman Caiaphas  >:(  & big fat karma to reynolds  :)


Just wait till he tries to answer. :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 02/01/09 at 11:02 pm


Just wait till he tries to answer. :)



I was ready to go off into a rant and then I read your response...so simple and so brilliant! 

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 02/02/09 at 6:51 am

I don't know who to smite.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 02/02/09 at 7:00 am


I smite Midas because....is there a good Billy Idol reference?
Smite! don't dis the Idol!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 02/02/09 at 9:54 am


I don't know who to smite.


I smite Howard for not knowing. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 02/02/09 at 10:26 am


I don't know who to smite.


I smite you for being slightly incompetent.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 02/02/09 at 10:32 am


I smite you for being slightly incompetent.
smitely incompetent?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 02/02/09 at 10:34 am


smitely incompetent?


Dude I'm smiting your brilliance.  Yes, I'm jealous. ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 02/02/09 at 10:37 am

i smite reynolds for particularly irritating deployment of the someone-pissed-in-my-wheaties eyeroll.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 02/02/09 at 12:02 pm

I smite Tia because I think Dog Blago set up the dog in his sigline to be taken out.  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 02/02/09 at 12:10 pm


I smite Tia because I think Dog Blago set up the dog in his sigline to be taken out.  :D
hey, choo know, take a good look at dis hear face...

http://www.inthe00s.com/avatars_custom/avatar_9375.png

now's you'se telling me a face like dis is gonna wish some manner of unfortunate harm on one of his dare fellow canines? even if dat dare canine happened to be about to go to the press with evidence that i was using public office to conduct a criminal enterprise wander into da wrong part of town and just happened to encounter a miscreant with no connection whatsoever to yours truly? could happen to anybody, choono? it is a shame the misfortunate dat befell dat dere canine, truly a shame, and i hope dat his family received my letter of condolence at their place of residence, which i know where dat is located.

when ize the subject of unfortunate and hurtful smears upon my character of dis sort, i am reminded of the words of martin luther king, jesus, george washington and joan of arc....

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 02/02/09 at 4:33 pm


I smite Howard for not knowing. :D



I smite you for telling me I do not know.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 02/02/09 at 4:34 pm



I smite you for telling me I do not know.



I smite you for smiting Midas for saying you don't know when you said you didn't know first.... ya know!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 02/02/09 at 4:34 pm



I smite you for smiting Midas for saying you don't know when you said you didn't know first.... ya know!


I smite you for smiting me.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 02/02/09 at 4:35 pm



and I smite... shoot :-\\  Midas...cuz its all his fault.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 02/02/09 at 4:36 pm



and I smite... shoot :-\\  Midas...cuz its all his fault.


You got that right.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 02/02/09 at 4:36 pm


You got that right.



yeah... its all his fault even tho you started it!!!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: barefootrobin on 02/02/09 at 4:37 pm

I Smite Howard for starting it!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 02/02/09 at 4:38 pm



yeah... its all his fault even tho you started it!!!


excuses,excuses. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 02/02/09 at 4:51 pm



and I smite... shoot :-\\  Midas...cuz its all his fault.


I smite snoz for faulting me. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 02/02/09 at 5:39 pm


I smite snoz for faulting me. :D


eh i just sacrificed you cuz I couldn't smite Howard twice  ;)




I Smite Howard for starting it!



BFR with the save! O0

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Foo Bar on 02/02/09 at 10:56 pm


I'll admit I have too much bacon and other pork products in my freezer, and that I know way too much about the cuts of meat and such. 


I smite thee for heresy in that other thread.  What's this "too much" talk?  If you can close the door, you don't have enough bacon or other pork products in your freezer. 

(If you can't close the door, congratulations!  You have enough bacon and pork products that you can remove some to temporary storage in a heated frying pan, baking dish, grill, or smoker.  Do what comes naturally to you after that.  After you're done, you'll be able to close the door to the freezer, which means that you no longer have enough bacon or other pork products.  Purchase more, and repeat.  It's a virtuous cycle, not a vicious one.)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 02/02/09 at 11:01 pm


I smite thee for heresy in that other thread.  What's this "too much" talk?  If you can close the door, you don't have enough bacon or other pork products in your freezer. 





you know... this may be the first thing you've written that I actually agree with  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 02/02/09 at 11:03 pm


I smite thee for heresy in that other thread.  What's this "too much" talk?  If you can close the door, you don't have enough bacon or other pork products in your freezer. 

(If you can't close the door, congratulations!  You have enough bacon and pork products that you can remove some to temporary storage in a heated frying pan, baking dish, grill, or smoker.  Do what comes naturally to you after that.  After you're done, you'll be able to close the door to the freezer, which means that you no longer have enough bacon or other pork products.  Purchase more, and repeat.  It's a virtuous cycle, not a vicious one.)
Were you two talking about me????????  :-\\


Smite to both and your jealousy of my pork products ;)

;D


Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 02/03/09 at 10:02 am


eh i just sacrificed you cuz I couldn't smite Howard twice  ;)




BFR with the save! O0





You wouldn't want to smite me twice.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 02/03/09 at 10:54 am

I smite winter blahs.  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/aazcold.gif

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 02/03/09 at 3:25 pm

I smite Miss Piggy.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Ashkicksass on 02/03/09 at 3:29 pm


I smite Miss Piggy.


I smite Howard for smiting Miss Piggy.  She didn't do anything to you! 

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 02/03/09 at 3:33 pm

http://blogs.chron.com/txpotomac/Miss%20Piggy.jpg

;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 02/03/09 at 3:34 pm


I smite Howard for smiting Miss Piggy.  She didn't do anything to you! 


Maybe she turned him down.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 02/03/09 at 6:00 pm


I smite winter blahs.  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/aazcold.gif
I second that smite ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 02/03/09 at 7:05 pm





BFR with the save! O0





You wouldn't want to smite me twice.


It's just that I'm not allowed to smite you twice...




I smite Miss Piggy.



I thought you loved Miss Piggy....




I smite Howard for smiting Miss Piggy.  She didn't do anything to you! 



maybe she turned him down!  ;)


;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 02/03/09 at 7:56 pm

I smite school science fairs

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 02/03/09 at 8:05 pm


I smite school science fairs
project not going so well ???

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 02/03/09 at 8:09 pm


project not going so well ???


The poster preparation is fraught with arguments and tears and much shouting.  Thankfully the snow today means we've got all night to finish the posters

I smite elmer's pruple (dries clear) glue

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 02/03/09 at 8:14 pm

I am feeling for you!  I can only imagine what it will be like in this house in a few years ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 02/03/09 at 11:30 pm


The poster preparation is fraught with arguments and tears and much shouting.  Thankfully the snow today means we've got all night to finish the posters

I smite elmer's pruple (dries clear) glue



I smite the color pruple....  sorry karen I just had to!  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Foo Bar on 02/04/09 at 12:35 am


I smite Miss Piggy.


OK, we know Kermit would smite it so hard that Jim Henson would be crowned King of England.  But where do you fit into that disturbing mental image? :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 02/04/09 at 3:47 am


Maybe she turned him down.
;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 02/04/09 at 7:54 am


OK, we know Kermit would smite it so hard that Jim Henson would be crowned King of England.   But where do you fit into that disturbing mental image? :)


How could Kermit and I love Miss Piggy at the same time?  ???

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 02/04/09 at 7:55 am


Maybe she turned him down.



Why? Cause I have a part time job?  ???

:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 02/04/09 at 11:27 am


How could Kermit and I love Miss Piggy at the same time?  ???


I smite Howard for the disturbing mental images that came along with that sentence.



Why? Cause I have a part time job?  ???

:(


No Howard, she turned you down because SHE'S NOT REAL.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 02/04/09 at 1:13 pm



I smite the color pruple....  sorry karen I just had to!  ;D


;D

I smite typos

And I smite Howard for the TMI in the don't you hate it when thread

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 02/04/09 at 1:17 pm

I smite door to door salesmen that creep me out. :(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 02/04/09 at 2:48 pm


I smite door to door salesmen that creep me out. :(



they still have door to door salesmen???

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 02/04/09 at 2:49 pm

and do you only smite ones that creep you out, or all door to door salesmen?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: barefootrobin on 02/04/09 at 2:53 pm


I smite door to door salesmen that creep me out. :(


I KNOW!  That's why I NEVER answer my front door, one, Jeffrey may escape, two, my friends know to come to the back door and three, I don't want to go to hell for smiting a Jehovah's Witness or Mormon (just in case).

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 02/04/09 at 4:08 pm

No Howard, she turned you down because SHE'S NOT REAL.

Ok I'm done no use in pursuing the pig,Let Kermie have her.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 02/04/09 at 5:52 pm



they still have door to door salesmen???


Yep

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 02/04/09 at 5:54 pm


and do you only smite ones that creep you out, or all door to door salesmen?


Just the ones that creep me out.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Rice_Cube on 02/04/09 at 5:55 pm


Just the ones that creep me out.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jl3cKWuJVc

:D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 02/04/09 at 5:58 pm


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jl3cKWuJVc

:D


*screams in horror*

I need to smite you for antagonizing me.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Rice_Cube on 02/04/09 at 5:58 pm

...and yet strangely, my karma went up... :o

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 02/04/09 at 6:00 pm


...and yet strangely, my karma went up... :o


nally just gave you one.  Not sure if it's related to this. :-\\

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Rice_Cube on 02/04/09 at 6:03 pm


nally just gave you one.  Not sure if it's related to this. :-\\


Who knows :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 02/04/09 at 8:33 pm



I am totally traumatized by that! 

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Rice_Cube on 02/04/09 at 9:22 pm



I am totally traumatized by that! 


So was Pee-Wee :o

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Ashkicksass on 02/04/09 at 9:33 pm



they still have door to door salesmen???


I get them all the time.  And yes, I hate them too. 

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Rice_Cube on 02/04/09 at 9:34 pm


I get them all the time.  And yes, I hate them too. 


One of them sold my parents a vacuum cleaner!  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 02/04/09 at 10:53 pm


One of them sold my parents a vacuum cleaner!  :D


Rainbow or Kirby? ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 02/04/09 at 10:58 pm


I smite door to door salesmen that creep me out. :(


We don't get many 'round here but I have a newfound respect for most after hearing the Bill Porter story.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Rice_Cube on 02/04/09 at 11:01 pm


Rainbow or Kirby? ;D


Kirby!  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Foo Bar on 02/05/09 at 12:01 am


I smite Howard for the disturbing mental images that came along with that sentence.


If it weren't against the rules for this board, I'd have Karma'd him for it.  (Rule 35:  If there isn't porn of it, someone will make porn of it.  Everyone who read that sentence fulfilled Rule 35, and can now empathize with suicidal cheese-grater bunny, myself included.  On the outside, I was laughing, but inside, my mind was crying...)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 02/05/09 at 4:07 am

I smite First Great Western Trains for being efficient for once in their history.  >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 02/05/09 at 7:54 am


So was Pee-Wee :o


Pee Wee  has always been traumatized. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 02/05/09 at 8:39 am


I smite First Great Western Trains for being efficient for once in their history.  >:(


Aw, did you have to go to work then!  Diddums  ;D



Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 02/05/09 at 8:46 am


Aw, did you have to go to work then!  Diddums  ;D




Yup, at least 6 inches of perfect sticky snowman snow and I have to go to work. BAH

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 02/05/09 at 8:52 am


Yup, at least 6 inches of perfect sticky snowman snow and I have to go to work. BAH


If your place is anything like the uni I worked out you can enjoy watching all the Japanese students taking photos of each other in the snow.

Well, this might make you feel better. :-\\  It was -14 C (that's single digit Farenheit) when I took the kids down to the bus stop.  :o

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 02/05/09 at 5:09 pm



Diddums? 

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: barefootrobin on 02/05/09 at 5:32 pm



Diddums? 


I also would like a definition please.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 02/05/09 at 5:39 pm

There is a definition of sorts here.

In the replies there is a better example.

"We use diddums as a response to express the idea that someone is being a wuss about something - ie when they are complaining - or it can be used humorously in a loving relationship to express real concern in a childlike way. It is a babytalk expression, like 'did wittle davey hurt his wittle fingie then - diddums hurt hisself?'"

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 02/05/09 at 5:41 pm



thanks for the education!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 02/05/09 at 5:45 pm


There is a definition of sorts here.

In the replies there is a better example.

"We use diddums as a response to express the idea that someone is being a wuss about something - ie when they are complaining - or it can be used humorously in a loving relationship to express real concern in a childlike way. It is a babytalk expression, like 'did wittle davey hurt his wittle fingie then - diddums hurt hisself?'"
Ok the term I can handle,  thanks for the education

But the babytalk  8-P 8-P 8-P  Made me ill reading it - smite for that !!!

;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 02/05/09 at 8:31 pm

I smite diddums.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 02/05/09 at 8:48 pm

Smite to Howard for not coming up with a more original smite.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 02/05/09 at 11:04 pm

I smite Tam for using a lame excuse to smite Howard :D  oh WAIT!---

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 02/05/09 at 11:13 pm

And a smite to Midas for the same reason. ;D


You know what?  I am sooooooooooo over the smite club.

At least at this very moment I am.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 02/05/09 at 11:59 pm


And a smite to Midas for the same reason. ;D


You know what?  I am sooooooooooo over the smite club.

At least at this very moment I am.


I may smite you tomorrow for that comment :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 02/06/09 at 1:31 am

I smite 90steen for making fun of typical 80's hairstyles.  Darn kid was probably into that grunge crap. 8-P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 02/06/09 at 7:57 am


Smite to Howard for not coming up with a more original smite.


That is original!  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 02/06/09 at 8:41 am

I smite all pick-up trucks with engines that sound the same as the school bus

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 02/06/09 at 3:20 pm



I smite Howard for the "pig" picture..... 8-P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 02/06/09 at 3:28 pm



I smite Howard for the "pig" picture..... 8-P


I tried to erase it from my mind

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 02/06/09 at 3:31 pm


I tried to erase it from my mind


I don't know if there is enough brain bleach to help me accomplish that!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 02/06/09 at 8:18 pm


I tried to erase it from my mind


There is no way. ;) ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 02/06/09 at 9:59 pm

I smite static electricity.  I'm fed up with getting a shock every time I touch something metal.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 02/06/09 at 10:02 pm


I smite static electricity.  I'm fed up with getting a shock every time I touch something metal.
I know what you are feeling, I am in the habit of touching wood before I touch any metal anymore.



:o

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 02/06/09 at 10:19 pm


I know what you are feeling, I am in the habit of touching wood before I touch any metal anymore.



:o


In the UK it was a problem in my office.  I got into the habit of gripping the metal leg of the desk as I stood up so that I could leave the room (metal doors/walls/filing cabinets).  Here, even when I do that I still get shocks turning on light switches, opening the fridge, kissing the kids etc.  I hate it!  I need anti-static slippers

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 02/06/09 at 10:31 pm


In the UK it was a problem in my office.  I got into the habit of gripping the metal leg of the desk as I stood up so that I could leave the room (metal doors/walls/filing cabinets).  Here, even when I do that I still get shocks turning on light switches, opening the fridge, kissing the kids etc.  I hate it!  I need anti-static slippers


I get shocked at the grocery store all the time.  I've grown very timid when it comes to the frozen aisle.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 02/06/09 at 10:36 pm


I get shocked at the grocery store all the time.  I've grown very timid when it comes to the frozen aisle.


I'd forgotten about when out shopping.  I got a shock last week picking up some tinned goods.

Actually that happened much more in the UK.  I remember hating one shop because I always got static problems in there whenever I took the pushchair (stroller) in and it was a shop I bought lots of baby things from.  ::)  Another shop had an area of laminate flooring that caused problems for some weird reason.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 02/06/09 at 10:40 pm


I'd forgotten about when out shopping.  I got a shock last week picking up some tinned goods.

Actually that happened much more in the UK.  I remember hating one shop because I always got static problems in there whenever I took the pushchair (stroller) in and it was a shop I bought lots of baby things from.  ::)  Another shop had an area of laminate flooring that caused problems for some weird reason.
My old car (I had it pre husband - it was the first car I bought), used to shock my husband everytime he got in to drive.  I never got shocked, it was the weirdest thing - he hated that car......... Hmmmmmmmmm I wonder if I shoulda listened more closely?????? Naaaaa, I love him, the car was just jealous ;)

;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 02/07/09 at 7:56 am


I smite static electricity.  I'm fed up with getting a shock every time I touch something metal.


But can static electricity smite you?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 02/07/09 at 8:56 am

Nally gets a smite.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Big Nasty on 02/07/09 at 12:44 pm

So exactly where does the Big Nasty rank in the Smite Club? I am sure I will make up for the past month.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 02/07/09 at 12:46 pm




So exactly where does the Big Nasty rank in the Smite Club? I am sure I will make up for the past month.


I'll smite you to help you catch up!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 02/07/09 at 1:03 pm


So exactly where does the Big Nasty rank in the Smite Club? I am sure I will make up for the past month.


I smite Big Nasty for asking :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 02/07/09 at 8:07 pm

I smite Midas for asking.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 02/07/09 at 8:13 pm




I smite Howard because Midas didn't ask anything....

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 02/08/09 at 6:28 am




I smite Howard because Midas didn't ask anything....


I smite you cause you didn't tell me anything.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 02/08/09 at 9:54 am


I smite you cause you didn't tell me anything.


I smite Howard for being a smartass :D  And owe him karamel too :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 02/08/09 at 11:08 am

I smite you all because it's been so long.... :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 02/08/09 at 11:09 am



I smite you all because it's been so long.... :)



I'm going smite you because its the best way I know to say WELCOME BACK!!!!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 02/08/09 at 11:49 am


I smite you all because it's been so long.... :)


*sigh* I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

You get a smite for abandoning us and engaging in reality.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 02/08/09 at 12:12 pm


I smite you all because it's been so long.... :)
I am smiting you a big "missing you" smite.  Please return quickly and take care ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Ashkicksass on 02/08/09 at 1:46 pm

I smite Donald Trump

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 02/08/09 at 1:55 pm



I smite Donald Trump


I smite his "hair"  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 02/08/09 at 4:06 pm


I smite Howard for being a smartass :D  And owe him karamel too :D



Thanks I owe you one too. ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 02/08/09 at 8:10 pm


*sigh* I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

You get a smite for abandoning us and engaging in reality.

Trust me when I say that reality sucks and I prefer it here much better  :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 02/09/09 at 6:44 am

I smite my cold.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 02/09/09 at 7:08 am

I smite home heating gas for being SO damned expensive.  Yikes!  :o  and it's still cold in the house  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/aazcold.gif

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 02/09/09 at 7:15 am


I smite his "hair"   ;D
Yeah it does have a life of it's own!  ;D

Welcome back smite to Ladybug.

A smite to Midas but none for Howard for making me laugh.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 02/09/09 at 8:46 am


I smite home heating gas for being SO damned expensive.  Yikes!  :o  and it's still cold in the house  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/aazcold.gif


There's a big to-do about propane prices locally.  If you rent your tank the company can tie you in to a contract with prices fixed at well over the market rate.  If you own your tank shop around the companies.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 02/09/09 at 9:26 am


Yeah it does have a life of it's own!  ;D

Welcome back smite to Ladybug.

A smite to Midas but none for Howard for making me laugh.


I smite Gis for her randomness :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 02/09/09 at 11:30 am


I smite Gis for her randomness :D
But it all makes perfect sense to me..........

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 02/09/09 at 11:45 am


But it all makes perfect sense to me..........


Says the one with the avatar of a monkey and a snowman being friends :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Ashkicksass on 02/09/09 at 12:59 pm


Says the one with the avatar of a monkey and a snowman being friends :D


I smite Midas.  Why can't a monkey and a snowman be friends?

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