I can't believe I forgot this

Smite to both Tam and Jess for their werewolf pictures.   8-P 8-P 8-P


Like I said over there... you liked it Dagny! There is no need to pretend that you don't. We aren't fooled. Fetishes are a good thing and we understand better now just what your fetish is! We still love you...... honestly!!! ;D ;D ;D :D 8)

Don't believe me? Fine then! Smite back at Dagny because she doesn't play fair! :P ;D

Like I said over there... you liked it Dagny! There is no need to pretend that you don't. We aren't fooled. Fetishes are a good thing and we understand better now just what your fetish is! We still love you...... honestly!!! ;D ;D ;D :D 8)

Don't believe me? Fine then! Smite back at Dagny because she doesn't play fair! :P ;D


Shhhhhh....don't tell. :D :D :D

Tam gets a smite for being a closet N Sync fan. :D


;D ;D ;D ;D ;D



and I smite Jess for defending Milli Vanilli.....


I smite snoz for un-defending Milli Vanilli, because girl, you know it's true that everyone liked their songs before they got found out.  :D

Smite to Rice and Tia!!!

QUIT MOCKING ME AND MY TWILIGHT! >:( ;D ;D ;D

Smite to midas for putting the voice of the people milli vanilli lip synch to in my head.

Smite to my dad's family

and smite to sami cuz she like it  :P

I smite snoz for un-defending Milli Vanilli, because girl, you know it's true that everyone liked their songs before they got found out.  :D


I still like the songs. 

I still like the songs. 


I just had a random case of dyslexia! I thought ^ it read "I still like the SNOGS"

I was like, what the heck are snogs? Hahaha!! ;D ;D

I just had a random case of dyslexia! I thought ^ it read "I still like the SNOGS"

I was like, what the heck are snogs? Hahaha!! ;D ;D


That would bring a whole new meaning to the sentence. ;D

smite to the snog. ;D

isn't snogging british for snuggling or kissing or something??? where is the brain when I need her?

isn't snogging british for snuggling or kissing or something??? where is the brain when I need her?



Snogging = kissing (not just a quick peck but mucho slobbering type of kissing)

Snogging = kissing (not just a quick peck but mucho slobbering type of kissing)


So either Dagny likes the SNOGS... or Tam has the SNOGS on her mind... ??? ;D

I guess we stand guilty as charged! :D 8)

;D

I have to smite Tam for the "bear" still makes me shiver 8-P

and



Snoz for accusing me of cheating on a lego's thingy, I honestly had to get a kid a glass of milk - was there a timeout/pause button? ;)

So either Dagny likes the SNOGS... or Tam has the SNOGS on her mind... ??? ;D

I guess we stand guilty as charged! :D 8)


Guilty 8)

So either Dagny likes the SNOGS... or Tam has the SNOGS on her mind... ??? ;D

I guess we stand guilty as charged! :D 8)



I have snogging on my mind. ;D ;)

I smite myself if I can, for not having more spare time
to come and see how penguin life looks like  :\'(

And I smite TAM  >:( cuz I'm still waiting for ...... ::)

I smite seamermar for smiting himself - it's against the rules of the club.

And I smite Tam for keeping seamermar waiting for whatever it is

I frankly accept your smite, Karen.
You know, by my student time the best way of learning was

being caned whenever you get wrong
So this time Karen "you're welcome"  ;)


Come'on Tam, I wanna know the whole phrase  :\'(

I smite Max.


I smite sami because its becoming habit

I smite seamermar for smiting himself - it's against the rules of the club.

And I smite Tam for keeping seamermar waiting for whatever it is


If I'd be able to do it, I would  bail Tam out for she made what she had to do.
Now perhaps it is Karen's turn, so I hope not having to smite her at all. ;)

I smite seamermar for smiting himself - it's against the rules of the club.

And I smite Tam for keeping seamermar waiting for whatever it is



But you can't just smite yourself?  ???

I smite Max.


I smite sami because its becoming habit


I second the smite to Max  (I am feeling slightly bullied :-[)



Oh I am a very addictive habit - just ask my husband  ::) ::) ::)
                (He probably smites me on a daily basis too) ;D

But you can't just smite yourself?  ???


Read the rules on page one of this thread

But you can't just smite yourself?  ???



I smite Howard because we've said many times in this thread that smiting yourself..... and for asking what his mom calls his wee wee.  ;D

I smite Dude111.

I smite Howard because we've said many times in this thread that smiting yourself..... and for asking what his mom calls his wee wee.  ;D



My mom doesn't call my crotch anything,I'm too old for that. ::)

Howard smite! ;D ;D ;D

Howard smite! ;D ;D ;D


But it's true,Why should I let my Mom call my thing a name,I was young when that happened. ;D

But it's true,Why should I let my Mom call my thing a name,I was young when that happened. ;D


I wasn't necessarily smiting you over that Howard! ;)

I wasn't necessarily smiting you over that Howard! ;)


I think you have to explain when it's a smite club member you are smiting.

Smite to Tam for not explaining a smite

I think you have to explain when it's a smite club member you are smiting.

Smite to Tam for not explaining a smite


Sorry Mom, I won't let it happen again! ;)

I smited Howard because he was asking the most tedious questions this morning - especially when I am not used to being up so early! ;D

Sorry Mom, I won't let it happen again! ;)



I'd smite you for that as well if I could  ;)

I'd smite you for that as well if I could  ;)


Haha!
But seriously, I do view you as a Mom, obviously not my mom but a mom nonetheless.
And in my books, if I call you mom then it means I have mad respect and love for you! 8)

My mom doesn't call my crotch anything,I'm too old for that. ::)


funny I think that's what I told you in the other thread



* at least he read it *  ;)

Can we stop talking of Howard's crotch, wee wee, twigs and berries OR anything else that is speaking of the nether regions  8-P

This can't lead to anything good ;)

;D

Can we stop talking of Howard's crotch, wee wee, twigs and berries OR anything else that is speaking of the nether regions  8-P

This can't lead to anything good ;)

;D


I am Tam and I endorse the above statement!  8)

I am Tam and I endorse the above statement!  8)



I second the statement,let's move on to other important smiting.  ;D

Can we stop talking of Howard's crotch, wee wee, twigs and berries OR anything else that is speaking of the nether regions  8-P

This can't lead to anything good ;)

;D


or something bad.

or something bad.
Howard I tried to avoid smiting you, but you forced me to it - SMITE ;)

;D

Howard I tried to avoid smiting you, but you forced me to it - SMITE ;)

;D



smite you for forcing yourself to smite me. ;)

smite you for forcing yourself to smite me. ;)
What????

;)

;D

I smite Howard for confusing people.

I smite Howard for not reading 2kidsami's post closely enough

I smite Howard for not reading 2kidsami's post closely enough


or any post....

or any post....


That's pretty much a given

Poor Howard :(

Poor Howard :(



yeah,poor me,poor me.  :(

I smite Howard for confusing people.


like I have been doing here for 7 years.  ;D

Smite to all the other members for letting this get to page two.  Surely someone's done something smite worthy since last night?

I sure have :-[

Smite to all the other members for letting this get to page two.  Surely someone's done something smite worthy since last night?



But it's on Page 255.

oops! Sorry Karen.  :o

But it's on Page 255.

oops! Sorry Karen.  :o


Jeez, Howard.... Smite for this ^

Here's a surprise.... I smite Max and Foo Bar  ::)

Jeez, Howard.... Smite for this ^



Smite for that,c'mon please,spare me!  ;D ;)

I sure have :-[


I smite 2kidsami for feeling guilty.  :D

I smite woops.

I smite woops.


I smite you for smiting woops.  You're just giving him ammo. ;)

I smite the store manager for giving me a stupid answer. >:(

I'm going to smite Gis and those lovely people who make Lipton tea.

*runs like hell*

I'm going to smite Gis and those lovely people who make Lipton tea.

*runs like hell*


What's wrong with Lipton?  ???

What's wrong with Lipton?   ???


Ask Gis and be prepared to run like hell.

I smite Reynolds and Gis for dissing Lipton Tea!


and I smite Howard... my black grandmas are turning over in their graves right now!

What's wrong with Lipton?   ???


what's right with it is more the question

what's right with it is more the question


so karen wants a smite too does she?  Done!


I love Lipton...its the only tea I drink! smite me I can take it!

I smite Snoz for not knowing the ways of British tea drinking.  I hope you don't guzzle that peach lipton tea. 8-P

so karen wants a smite too does she?   Done!


I love Lipton...its the only tea I drink! smite me I can take it!


That's only because you haven't had any 'proper' tea

That's only because you haven't had any 'proper' tea


So I guess the "Arizona" brand tea is out of the question.

*ducks*

So I guess the "Arizona" brand tea is out of the question.

*ducks*


That prepacked 'iced' tea?  8-P

Tetley's British  or Twining's English Breakfast.  Earl Grey is nice but an acquired taste.

Anything herbal is not proper tea it should be called an 'infusion'

I smite Snoz for not knowing the ways of British tea drinking.  I hope you don't guzzle that peach lipton tea. 8-P



nah I don't drink or eat anything peach flavored....except for actual peaches  ;D

That's only because you haven't had any 'proper' tea


I've had the 'hard' stuff... thought I'd do better stripping metal with it than actually ingesting it...  ;)

but to be fair I also prefer my tea sweet and light.

That prepacked 'iced' tea?   8-P

Tetley's British  or Twining's English Breakfast.  Earl Grey is nice but an acquired taste.

Anything herbal is not proper tea it should be called an 'infusion'


Doesn't Twining's have royal patient?  Earl Grey is great stuff.

I've had the 'hard' stuff... thought I'd do better stripping metal with it than actually ingesting it...  ;)

but to be fair I also prefer my tea sweet and light.


You can make your tea how you like.  Personally I'm middling in strength and amount of milk - no sugar.  Some people like to leave it to really 'stew' but I don't like that.

If you ever get this far across the country I'll show you!


Doesn't Twining's have royal patient?  Earl Grey is great stuff.


Royal Patient tea?  Or a royal warrant?  :-\\

You can make your tea how you like.  Personally I'm middling in strength and amount of milk - no sugar.  Some people like to leave it to really 'stew' but I don't like that.

If you ever get this far across the country I'll show you!

Royal Patient tea?  Or a royal warrant?  :-\\



okay I'll try it just for you....



I think she meant patent...but I could be wrong.

You can make your tea how you like.  Personally I'm middling in strength and amount of milk - no sugar.  Some people like to leave it to really 'stew' but I don't like that.

If you ever get this far across the country I'll show you!

Royal Patient tea?  Or a royal warrant?  :-\\


Just check it's a warrant.

soooo..... what's a royal warrant?

soooo..... what's a royal warrant?


If the royal family like a particular produc/company then they can give the company a royal warrant.  It lends a little 'prestige' to the company, they can display the royal coat of arms on their products.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Warrant

If the royal family like a particular produc/company then they can give the company a royal warrant.  It lends a little 'prestige' to the company, they can display the royal coat of arms on their products.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Warrant


thanks!

If the royal family like a particular produc/company then they can give the company a royal warrant.  It lends a little 'prestige' to the company, they can display the royal coat of arms on their products.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Warrant


I just sent her that link. :-[

I just sent her that link. :-[


and I read it twice so no ones work went to waste!  ;)

I just sent her that link. :-[


So good she got it twice!  I thought I'd help educate every one here!


I smite Howard for his posts in the LTE

Howard smite for the same reason as Karen.

That prepacked 'iced' tea?   8-P

Tetley's British  or Twining's English Breakfast.  Earl Grey is nice but an acquired taste.

Anything herbal is not proper tea it should be called an 'infusion'



I like Twining's.  My friend Ian (in the Scottish highlands) told me that if/when he comes to visit, he would like to have Tetley's.

I like Twining's.  My friend Ian (in the Scottish highlands) told me that if/when he comes to visit, he would like to have Tetley's.


I am currently using Tetley's, having finished all the tea we brought over with us.  It's nice

I was given Earl Gray at IHOP when I asked for tea.  I really like the flavor.  As much as I drink, I wish it were cheaper though. 

I smite you for smiting woops.  You're just giving him ammo. ;)


I smite you for smiting me for smiting woops.  :D

saver's back...funny so is my compulsion to smite.

I'm going to smite Gis and those lovely people who make Lipton tea.

*runs like hell*
I'm not quite sure what i did to deserve this smite......is it because I won't drink the foul muck Lipton's claim is tea?

If so I smite you back with interest and Howard and Snoz. Good grief people!

I'm pleased to hear you can finally get something decent in the U.S now, Twinings and Tetley.
Personally I drink Yorkshire tea
http://tweedandhickory.com/shopsite_sc/store/html/media/Kitchen_Home/Teas_Coffees/Teas/Specialty/yorkshire-tea_lg.jpg 
I also like Earl Grey and Ceylon if I'm going for leaf tea.

Howard smite for the same reason as Karen.

HAHAHA!  ;D

I suppose I have to update this sometime soon huh?

I suppose I have to update this sometime soon huh?



Well yes I believe so Tammy,Wammy!  ;D

I suppose I have to update this sometime soon huh?


Why?  We all know Howard is in the lead.

but just in case he isn't  Hey Howard.... Smite!


and one more to Sami so she can catch up!

I'm not quite sure what i did to deserve this smite......is it because I won't drink the foul muck Lipton's claim is tea?

If so I smite you back with interest and Howard and Snoz. Good grief people!

I'm pleased to hear you can finally get something decent in the U.S now, Twinings and Tetley.
Personally I drink Yorkshire tea
http://tweedandhickory.com/shopsite_sc/store/html/media/Kitchen_Home/Teas_Coffees/Teas/Specialty/yorkshire-tea_lg.jpg 
I also like Earl Grey and Ceylon if I'm going for leaf tea.



It's because you reminded us poor Americans that we're uncultured.

Ever had Lady Grey tea?

Ever had Lady Grey tea?


I'm drinking a cup of Lady Grey right now.  It is yummy.

I'm drinking a cup of Lady Grey right now.  It is yummy.
Yeah it is.  :)  Earl Grey makes lovely ice cream too, very delicate flavour.


Snoz I just have to ask and I'll do it here so you can smite me for it. But the person in the police uniform in your sig line is that Eddie Izzard?

http://www.eventimagecenter.com/300x180/Eddie-Izzard300.jpg

but just in case he isn't  Hey Howard.... Smite!


and one more to Sami so she can catch up!


Yeah,let Sami catch up. ;D

Why?  We all know Howard is in the lead.




HAHAHA! Nobody can beat me!  ;D

Snoz I just have to ask and I'll do it here so you can smite me for it. But the person in the police uniform in your sig line is that Eddie Izzard?

http://www.eventimagecenter.com/300x180/Eddie-Izzard300.jpg


Not snoz, but I will answer.  That is a character from the TV show Third Watch.  Detective Faith Yokas, played by Molly Price.  She does look rather manly in a uniform. ;D

I'll smite Gis for asking about the pic in snoz's sigline in the smite club thread. :D

Not snoz, but I will answer.  That is a character from the TV show Third Watch.  Detective Faith Yokas, played by Molly Price.  She does look rather manly in a uniform. ;D
Thanks!  ;D I wonder if it's because she looks manly and he likes to wear women's clothes they look so alike?

Thanks!  ;D I wonder if it's because she looks manly and he likes to wear women's clothes they look so alike?


;D  Could be.

I smite Eddie Izzard.

Yeah it is.  :)  Earl Grey makes lovely ice cream too, very delicate flavour.


Snoz I just have to ask and I'll do it here so you can smite me for it. But the person in the police uniform in your sig line is that Eddie Izzard?

http://www.eventimagecenter.com/300x180/Eddie-Izzard300.jpg
NO it is a woman (Faith was her name on the show) from the show "Third Watch" - I LOVED THAT SHOW - but I am not so good with actors names. 




Oh I see yours now Dagney (FROG) - yours mutch better than mine.


BUT IT WAS A DANG GOOD SHOW :\'(

*sigh* Faith (Yokas) is one of my all time favorite characters played by Molly Price.  I loved her no nonsense attitude and take no prisoner's approach.

"BOSCOE! GET YOUR ASS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT TRUCK BEFORE I BEAT YOU!"  and that was her partner!  Now imagine her interacting with a criminal...but she had her human side too...and was a truly moral person...


smite me for waxing poetic about Third Watch in the smite thread but its the one show I truly wished the characters were real people and wished I knew them. 

I smite sami & snoz for shouting in this thread :D

I smite sami & snoz for shouting in this thread :D



I didn't shout! That was a direct quote from an episode of Third Watch... Yokas was shouting I was just quoting.  ;D

I smite sami & snoz for shouting in this thread :D


I didn't shout! That was a direct quote from an episode of Third Watch... Yokas was shouting I was just quoting.  ;D
YEAH SMITE YOU MIDAS FOR SAYING SNOZ WAS SHOUTING!!!!!


Now me? I was shouting! ;D

YEAH SMITE YOU MIDAS FOR SAYING SNOZ WAS SHOUTING!!!!!


Now me? I was shouting! ;D



;D

I also smite Midas for what 2kidsami said and the last one for what the first one said  :P

I also smite Midas for what 2kidsami said and the last one for what the first one said  :P
;D ;D ;D

Karma to you ;)

^:D you're welcome and have a nice smite ;)

I smite seamermar because he made laugh and I don't feel like laughing  >:(  ;)

I also smite Midas for what 2kidsami said and the last one for what the first one said   :P


I smite seamermar for trying to confuse me :D

I smite Tia once again for a full PM box.  Clean it out, foo'!  :D

I smite Midas because he lives in a van down by the river.

I smite Midas because he lives in a van down by the river.


http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g184/cripldbird/MattFoley.jpg

Eh, you probably knew that was coming. :P  :D

I smite sami & snoz for shouting in this thread :D


Couldn't they just type a little quieter?

Couldn't they just type a little quieter?
Smite HOWARD!!!! ;)

;D

I smite Howard for his totally unnecessary use of the word penis

Couldn't they just type a little quieter?

Smite HOWARD!!!! ;)

;D


Karma owed to Howard!!! :D

I smite Howard for smiting Eddie Izzard.

I smite seamermar because he made laugh and I don't feel like laughing  >:(   ;)


I smite Q, cuz she's got such  a poor smiting-for-smiling warrant to  me  ;D

I smite seamermar for trying to confuse me :D


I smite Midas again for blaming me of trying to do something I didn't do.

Plus cuz I begin get fun smiting such a cool  and potent neck.

Oh my, I scare  the next  :-[

I smite MaxwellSmart for getting my blood flowing first thing this morning.

I smite Babooshka for doing someone's bidding and trying to call me out on the boards.

I smite Tam for breaking the club rules  ;)

I smite Tam for breaking the club rules  ;)


Where? ??? I thought Max and Babooshka were part of Smite Club per page 1 of this thread.

Where? ??? I thought Max and Babooshka were part of Smite Club per page 1 of this thread.


Dang!  You are right.  I just hadn't seen many posts from them recently that I totally forgot.  So smite me!

Dang!  You are right.  I just hadn't seen many posts from them recently that I totally forgot.  So smite me!


smotesmat for falsely smiting TamTam!  :D

I smite Midas' potent neck  ???



and I smite Babooshka for creating drama while I was asleep causing the locking of a thread before I had a chance to reply  >:(

I smite Howard for his totally unnecessary use of the word penis


There is no unnecessary usage.

P3N15!

I SMITE Bobby  8)

I smite Howard for trying to get us to talk about Norbit! or is it Norbert?

I smite Howard for trying to get us to talk about Norbit! or is it Norbert?



Norbit with an "I". ;D

P3N15!


I smite Tia for the wrong spelling of the man's privates. ;D

I smite Tia for the wrong spelling of the man's privates. ;D


and I smite you Howie

I smite MaxwellSmart for getting my blood flowing first thing this morning.

I smite Babooshka for doing someone's bidding and trying to call me out on the boards.


OOOHHHH  what'd he do????

*goes running back to political section* 

Does this have anything to do with his Sex In The City Rant. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/04/eek7.gif

OOOHHHH  what'd he do????

*goes running back to political section* 

Does this have anything to do with his Sex In The City Rant. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/04/eek7.gif


I smite Reynolds1863 for being late to the dance. :D

and I smite you Howie


Thanks.

I think I'll smite myself for forgetting my Social Security Card at the DMV to re-new my Non Driver's License and then going back home to get my card then going back on the bus again,back to The DMV. ::)

I think I'll smite myself for forgetting my Social Security Card at the DMV to re-new my Non Driver's License and then going back home to get my card then going back on the bus again,back to The DMV. ::)


Against the rules to smite yourself, so I smite you.

and I smite you Howie


I smite Babooshka for not saying why Howie was being smited.

I smite Babooshka for not saying why Howie was being smited.


I guess it's impossible for Howard to stay smite-free for just one day, huh?  :D :D

I smite Babooshka for not saying why Howie was being smited.


I smite snoz for not noticing the edit. :D

Was Howard that bad, or was Babooshka's smite worse?  ???

I smite Rice Cube for not paying attention this morning :D

Okay I amend my smite of Babooshka will smite for making off color remarks...

I smite midas for smiting me... you know its hard to keep up with the goings on when I am at work.

and I smite rice because I see him on this page.

I smite Rice Cube for calling his dog a Tool and not letting him sleep on the bed.  >:(

I smite Rice Cube for calling his dog a Tool and not letting him sleep on the bed.   >:(


Then I smite my dog for being a Tool, which is why he doesn't need to be in the bed :P

I smite Babooshka for not saying why Howie was being smited.


She did, and I smite her for what she said before it was edited.

Then I smite my dog for being a Tool, which is why he doesn't need to be in the bed :P


I think this is the first time I've ever been in a fight with Rice Cube.


Huh.

And since I'm on my sassy horse today, I smite Babooshka for calling gay marriage yucky in the first place.  :P

Opinion schmopinion.

And since I'm on my sassy horse today, I smite Babooshka for calling gay marriage yucky in the first place.   :P

Opinion schmopinion.





oh I wish I'd thought of that!

I smite *Ash* for dissing one of my favorite movies!  ;D

I smite *Ash* for dissing one of my favorite movies!  ;D


I was waiting for that!   ;D

I'm sorry.  But I hate it.  I just freaking hate it and there is nothing you can ever do to change my mind!

Wait...

Are you talking about Short Circut or Grease 2?

I hate them both, but I'm just wondering which one pushed you over the edge.

I was waiting for that!   ;D

I'm sorry.  But I hate it.  I just freaking hate it and there is nothing you can ever do to change my mind!

Wait...

Are you talking about Short Circut or Grease 2?

I hate them both, but I'm just wondering which one pushed you over the edge.


Grease 2 baby....that movie is totally on my I'm on a deserted island what movie do I watch list!  ;D


Short Circuit is okay "no disassemble Stephanie!" but really I don't have to own it or anything... Although I do have it on Laser Disc....

funny  I have Grease 2 on VHS, laser disc and DVD (2 dvds in fact) 1 in cali and one at my moms house in AZ!  ;D

Then I smite my dog for being a Tool, which is why he doesn't need to be in the bed :P


Your dog is part of Smite Club?   :D  I smite him too.  GET OFF DA DAMN BED!  And get off my lawn!

I smite Reynolds1863 for being late to the dance. :D


I couldn't find my high tops.  Can't go to a dance without them. 8)

I smite my boss.

I smite Jess for "losing" my PM.  :D

I smite Rice and Bobo for their IM accounts spamming me with crap links. Rice fixed his, so I'll give him karma when I see his next post.

I smite Tam for editing Bab's post.

I smite Babs for said post above.

And I smite the internet for not having a pic of a "smitheammer".

Someone needs to smite me for my utter lack of photoshop skills.

signature banned as well

Okay... I smite the member formerly known as Ant for his "utter lack of photoshop skills"  ;D



now karma me fool!  ;)

I smite my boss.

I smite Jess for "losing" my PM.  :D

I smite Rice and Bobo for their IM accounts spamming me with crap links. Rice fixed his, so I'll give him karma when I see his next post.

I smite Tam for editing Bab's post.

I smite Babs for said post above.

And I smite the internet for not having a pic of a "smitheammer".

Someone needs to smite me for my utter lack of photoshop skills.

signature banned as well


I smite you for not checking Photobucket:

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd13/Sumizome_Jouten/banhammer.jpg

http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo56/tyuno123/BanHammer.jpg

Oh wait, you said smitheammer.

Someone smite me for my reading and comprehension fail. ;D

I smite Jess because I was planning on smiting her for finding a ban hammer instead of a smitheammer but she figured it out first so now I am smiting her beating me to it!

I smite Jess because I was planning on smiting her for finding a ban hammer instead of a smitheammer but she figured it out first so now I am smiting her beating me to it!


Okay, in my defense, you can totally change those words on the pictures. ;D

I would, but I'm too lazy.

yeah Photobucket almost makes photoshop obsolete....almost... but like you I am too lazy!

Okay... I smite the member formerly known as Ant for his "utter lack of photoshop skills"   ;D



now karma me fool!   ;)


"WRONG HOLE, FOOL!!!"

*!smite!*

................and karma as well for the Wii thread answer

signature banned as well

Oh wait, you said smitheammer.

Someone smite me for my reading and comprehension fail. ;D


http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-cat-blinds-abort-retry-fail.jpg

Damnit, I can't smite you again right now... or maybe I can. *smite* ;D

signature banned as well

Against the rules to smite yourself, so I smite you.



Thanks,I needed that. ;D

I guess it's impossible for Howard to stay smite-free for just one day, huh?  :D :D



every day I'm always having problems so it's easy to be smitten.

every day I'm always having problems so it's easy to be smitten.


I give Howard karma.

On the smite thread.

Cause I like him and I think he gets too much smite.

BRING ON THE SMITE!  :D

I give Howard karma.

On the smite thread.

Cause I like him and I think he gets too much smite.

BRING ON THE SMITE!  :D


but sometimes he likes it!  ;D

I give Howard karma.

On the smite thread.

Cause I like him and I think he gets too much smite.

BRING ON THE SMITE!  :D


I like you too so I'll give you a karma!  ;)

I smite Tia for not saving me any of his tasty food...

I give Howard karma.

On the smite thread.

Cause I like him and I think he gets too much smite.

BRING ON THE SMITE!  :D
What's this? What's this?? Ash running round smiting all and sundry, am I on a parallel universe's boards here?

I smite my boss.

I smite Jess for "losing" my PM.  :D

I smite Rice and Bobo for their IM accounts spamming me with crap links. Rice fixed his, so I'll give him karma when I see his next post.

I smite Tam for editing Bab's post.

I smite Babs for said post above.

And I smite the internet for not having a pic of a "smitheammer".

Someone needs to smite me for my utter lack of photoshop skills.

signature banned as well


I guess changing my password did the trick, until the spambots figure it out again.  Stupid spambots.  But just for future reference, if I don't IM you back right away, it's probably not me that sent the link :P

I'll let someone smite me,I've been a bad boy.  :(

I'll let someone smite me,I've been a bad boy.  :(

Smite me for asking but what did you do?


oh and Smite!  ;D

I smite Snoz....

{deep breath} for replying that she doesn't recognize the band in the picture of McFly, that I reposted so she could see it better, and McFly answered the poster question before Snoz replied to me again saying she still didn't recognize the band, so that smite is for her apparent lack of reading skills - or her haste in posting in order to become the ultimate post whore!
;D ;D

I smite Snoz....

{deep breath} for replying that she doesn't recognize the band in the picture of McFly, that I reposted so she could see it better, and McFly answered the poster question before Snoz replied to me again saying she still didn't recognize the band, so that smite is for her apparent lack of reading skills - or her haste in posting in order to become the ultimate post whore!
;D ;D




let's just call it the latter  ;)

edited to add... I saw your response and replied with quote... I didn't see any of the posts below your because I didn't look for them... I was too busy dashing off to make another post .... cuz I'm a whore.  ;D

New Update!!!

Members:

*Ash* 28
2kidsami  51
Al-B  42
Babooshka  51
Badfinger-Fan  96
Belle du Jour    96
Big Nasty 13
Bobo  30
Bookmistress4ever  108
Dagwood / Feelin Froggy  132
Dizzy  87
Foo Bar    84
Gis  104 
greenjello 31
Henk  118
Howard  475
JamieMcBain  18
Jessica / Brazy Citch 135
Karen  115
Ladybug316  136
MaxwellSmart 46
Meat  82
Midas  279
Quirk  62
Reynolds1863  132
Rice Cube  98
seamermar 38
snozberries  200
Son of Tam  20
stepchan 29
Tia  155
Tam  183
Username Deleted  96


Everyone else:

80sfan  1
Adagio 9
agoraphobicwacko 1
Arc  2
Australian80schild 2
azx1210 1
Bill 1
BlueMolly2006 1
Bobby 5
Bobby36 1
Bobo 1
Brian 2
Catwoman 7
ChuckyG 6
claybricks 1
Coco pup 4
Davester 2
Davey Thrashmister  1
DD (?) 8
Debbie 3
DelRio  1
Doc Brown 4
digger 4
Dude111    ∞
Frenchie/Arc/Denise/Zap/Jack/Tami  2
gibbo 21
Good Gal  1
guest cassie or whatever  7
GWBush2004 1
gypsy road 2
Haman Caiaphas  1
hawktheslayer 2
jacks 1
jessssbeans 2
johnny5alive 4
Johnny_D 2
ladyhawk 1
lyricboy 3
Macphisto 3
Marian 3
Marty McFly 41
Mickey D 2
midnite 4
Nally 39
Never Duplicated 2
Ninny 10
philbo 2
philip eno 46
robocopth1 6
Sammy Reed 2
Satan’s Dad 8
saver/iquestion ∞    23
seeburg220  1
SemperYoda  1
Sharky 2
statsqueen 1
Star500 2
sweet illest baby 11
Tanya1976 1
Trimac20 2
whistledog 9
woops. 8
VegettoVa90 8
YO DADDY 1

walmart  4
someone on another forum who stole karen's sig line
Al-B's asscrack
OEO
Pathmark for forgetting Howard had a check coming? (Shouldn't Howard know if he has a check coming?)
the smilies because there is never one that encompasses everything I am feeling all at once!
The finger
The Oakland Raiders
stupid piece of sh*t crappy assed collection agency, ASShole Acceptance
those drunken buffoons in The Black Hole
the town council (or whoever else decided today was a holiday and closed the dump)
Gwyneth Paltrow and Robert Downey, Jr.  Iron Man SUCKS!
The Frogs  2
wildfires  5
The Beavers
Whomever made karen miss all the fun
THE 24 HOUR KARMA WARNING
Miss Piggy
Warner Brothers Movie Productions or whatever the hell they are called
Beaker
Jess' hands and feet
Obama  1
people who try to fix their computers who have no idea what they are doing!
The U Scan Machines
migraines
customers who keep throwing carts instead of handng it to Howard
wii fit
the greedy shoppers who only cared about getting "great deals"..and didn't value someone's life 4
the Signature Bar - 2kidsami can not get her ho ho hottie in full detail
Billy Blanks
Sonic, Utz and Kraft
stupid sticky price tickets on gifts
the cheerful holiday atmosphere I feel around here
lice 4
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOklahoma
Snow 3
Ice 2
Trolls who can't spell
Morans?
Erin Moran
Snoz' Dad's family
Snog, snogging etc.
Howard's store manager
Those lovely people who make Lipton tea
Eddie Izzard
Rice's Dog 2
Red Ant's boss
The internet

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nice to know someone reads them  ;D

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nice to know someone reads them  ;D


OK...So why'd'you post this here?

I think this calls for a smite. :P

Smite me for asking but what did you do?


oh and Smite!  ;D



I smited myself.

OK...So why'd'you post this here?

I think this calls for a smite. :P


cause I'm a rebel!  8)




honestly I'm a rebel and I have about five w00t windows open... so when I went to post the who's online thread i ended up going to the wrong window.... and didn't look before I hit post. 

cause I'm a rebel!  8)




honestly I'm a rebel and I have about five w00t windows open... so when I went to post the who's online thread i ended up going to the wrong window.... and didn't look before I hit post. 


I smite snoz for leaving the w00t windows open :D

I smite snoz for leaving the w00t windows open :D



but I was in 5 different threads... at least smite me for being overzealous or ocd or something!

McFly smite

Foo Bar Smite

Foo Bar Smite


You gotta say why Foo smite, he's a member of the club.  ;)

I smite my dirty house.  Why can't it clean itself?  >:(

You gotta say why Foo smite, he's a member of the club.  ;)

I smite my dirty house.  Why can't it clean itself?  >:(



oh goodie!  :)  Sorry Tam I didn't read the list!


I told a story about my experiences with ghosts and I didn't like the way he discounted my experiences... it felt like he was belittling me...

there's a way to tell someone you don't believe and then there's a way to call them a moron without saying those words...dude called me a moron and it pissed me off!  >:(

I smite my dirty house.  Why can't it clean itself?  >:(


oh yeah.... when you find one of those self cleaning houses...can you hook me up?!?!

oh goodie!  :)  Sorry Tam I didn't read the list!


Yup, members are fair game.  Seriously, this is why I joined!


I told a story about my experiences with ghosts and I didn't like the way he discounted my experiences... it felt like he was belittling me...

there's a way to tell someone you don't believe and then there's a way to call them a moron without saying those words...dude called me a moron and it pissed me off!  >:(


To a scientist, "wrong" doesn't mean "dumb", it means only "Your data does not convince me, so I'd like to see more of it before I change my midn", and I assumed you'd take it that my questions were with your data, not you as an observer.

(Now if ya wanna smite me (again!) for taking that assumption for granted, I'm guilty as charged.  Fish take water for granted, I swim in relatively nerdy circles, and after however many years, I really shouldknow better than to take that assumption for granted.)

There are actually two factors involved here.  The first one is my unstated (and incorrect) assumption that "wrong" carries no moral/personal weight, and is merely a statement about data.  The second factor is that "I do not believe XYZ", is - to a scientist - as weird a statement as "I believe XYZ".  I don't get to make either sort of statement unless I can articulate why I believe XYZ is/isn't the most likely explanation.

For me to say "I don't believe" without saying why would have been as... well, probably as uncomfortable as I made snoz feel.  On those grounds too, the smite is duly accepted; that's what this place was set up for, and that's why I signed up: I like to know when I've crossed the line.

And having been notified via smite that I've crossed it, lemme just say for the record:  You are not a moron.  You're pretty damn cool, and I apologize for having written harshly.  (And I'm happy to say so in the offending thread, too.)

oh yeah.... when you find one of those self cleaning houses...can you hook me up?!?!


Me Too.

I smite Babooshka for not saying why Howie was being smited.


my post was doctored again by tam as i quoted tias 'P3NIS' post and then likened Howie to one.

yeah ok I smite you back for your impatience,
i have no internet at home and rely on the library computer once a week when i aint at work..which explains my delay in responding, infact I'm smiting to whole bleedin' lot of you.. especially mods >:(

my post was doctored again by tam as i quoted tias 'P3NIS' post and then likened Howie to one.

yeah ok I smite you back for your impatience,
i have no internet at home and rely on the library computer once a week when i aint at work..which explains my delay in responding, infact I'm smiting to whole bleedin' lot of you.. especially mods >:(


1.  You can't go around calling people d*cks (or however you phrased it) and not expect to have the post modded.

2. She wasn't been impatient, she hadn't spotted the edit - which is clear if you read the later posts.

3. from reading this and other posts you made today the follwoing phrase springs to mind

If you can't say anything nice, say nothing.

it looks like SOMEbody got the special wheaties with extra urine this morning.  ;D

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nice to know someone reads them  ;D
but if they're in a thread aren't they written?

i smite myself pre-emptively.

my post was doctored again by tam as i quoted tias 'P3NIS' post and then likened Howie to one.

yeah ok I smite you back for your impatience,
i have no internet at home and rely on the library computer once a week when i aint at work..which explains my delay in responding, infact I'm smiting to whole bleedin' lot of you.. especially mods >:(


Waah.  I smite Babooshka for sounding whiney.  :D



i smite myself pre-emptively.


I smite Tia cuz he knows better than to smite himself. :D

I smite Tia for smiting himself and I smite Midas for beating me to smiting Tia for smiting himself.  Wheeeeeee, that was fun :D

i smite froggy for smiting midas and i smite midas for smiting me and i smite myself again and again and again until i collapse from exhaustion into a bubbly, giggling heap.

i smite froggy for smiting midas and i smite midas for smiting me and i smite myself again and again and again until i collapse from exhaustion into a bubbly, giggling heap.


Your own smites are no good against you.  I smite Froggy for smiting me cuz I beat her to smiting Tia.  Wheeeeeee! :D

1.  You can't go around calling people d*cks (or however you phrased it) and not expect to have the post modded.

2. She wasn't been impatient, she hadn't spotted the edit - which is clear if you read the later posts.

3. from reading this and other posts you made today the follwoing phrase springs to mind

If you can't say anything nice, say nothing.


karen...

my post was doctored again by tam as i quoted tias 'P3NIS' post and then likened Howie to one.

yeah ok I smite you back for your impatience,
i have no internet at home and rely on the library computer once a week when i aint at work..which explains my delay in responding, infact I'm smiting to whole bleedin' lot of you.. especially mods >:(


You didn't just 'liken' Howard, you said "I smite you Howie for being one."
You can't go around calling people penises or dicks. Doesn't work. Sorry.


Smite to you Babs

my post was doctored again by tam as i quoted tias 'P3NIS' post and then likened Howie to one.

yeah ok I smite you back for your impatience,
i have no internet at home and rely on the library computer once a week when i aint at work..which explains my delay in responding, infact I'm smiting to whole bleedin' lot of you.. especially mods >:(


If you have such a f*cking problem with everyone here, leave.  The way I see it, something crawled up your ass and died at some point this past year, so now you come on here with your once a week allotment and try to stir up trouble.  You called Howard a dick, no matter how you try to justify it.  You got edited.  Pull up your big girl panties and DEAL.

And I smite you for your stupid comment in the photo thread.

If you have such a f*cking problem with everyone here, leave.  The way I see it, something crawled up your ass and died at some point this past year, so now you come on here with your once a week allotment and try to stir up trouble.  You called Howard a dick, no matter how you try to justify it.  You got edited.  Pull up your big girl panties and DEAL.

And I smite you for your stupid comment in the photo thread.


What Jess said. 

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x108/tmhaley32/Twilight/twilight-4.jpg

cootie-smite for tam  ;D

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x108/tmhaley32/Twilight/twilight-4.jpg

cootie-smite for tam  ;D


Thanks!!
I like cooties! Since that what you have taken to calling everything and anything twilight... then gimme all you got!!! ;D 8)

Twilight Bite Smite for Tia.


http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/vamp2.gif

I smite Philip.... and I smite Howard because I have a tremendous headache... I cannot begin to imagine why tho....















http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm41/dedaward/avatarbanghead.gif

my post was doctored again by tam as i quoted tias 'P3NIS' post and then likened Howie to one.

yeah ok I smite you back for your impatience,
i have no internet at home and rely on the library computer once a week when i aint at work..which explains my delay in responding, infact I'm smiting to whole bleedin' lot of you.. especially mods >:(


I'm sorry where was I impatient? please quote it. I know I cannot argue a smite and I will happily take mine but I don't recall, nor could I find a comment I made about you not responding in a timely manner?



oh and smite...cuz.... cranky much?

I smite Mother Nature. >:(

And if any other women here feel the same way then I smite y'all too! Why? Because it has been proven that once a group of women hang out together, they end up cycling around the same time! >:(

(But I still love y'all!) ;)

I smite Mother Nature. >:(

And if any other women here feel the same way then I smite y'all too! Why? Because it has been proven that once a group of women hang out together, they end up cycling around the same time! >:(

(But I still love y'all!) ;)


:-\\

I smite Mother Nature. >:(

And if any other women here feel the same way then I smite y'all too! Why? Because it has been proven that once a group of women hang out together, they end up cycling around the same time! >:(

(But I still love y'all!) ;)


so  I guess I get to escape your smite  :P

so  I guess I get to escape your smite  :P


Hell Nah!! ;D

Smite to snoz for rubbing it in my face! :P

Hell Nah!! ;D

Smite to snoz for rubbing it in my face! :P


;D

I smite Mother Nature. >:(

And if any other women here feel the same way then I smite y'all too! Why? Because it has been proven that once a group of women hang out together, they end up cycling around the same time! >:(

(But I still love y'all!) ;)


Not my fault either

I smite Mother Nature. >:(

And if any other women here feel the same way then I smite y'all too! Why? Because it has been proven that once a group of women hang out together, they end up cycling around the same time! >:(

(But I still love y'all!) ;)


Guess it's only me then. ;D

I smite Tam and Jess for talking about that shtuff in smite club. :P :D

I smite Tam and Jess for talking about that shtuff in smite club. :P :D
you're a brave man, midas. my PDSdar registered a bogey and i stepped slowly away from the thread, making sure to maintain unbroken eye contact.  :o

I smite Tam and Jess for talking about that shtuff in smite club. :P :D


;D


you're a brave man, midas. my PDSdar registered a bogey and i stepped slowly away from the thread, making sure to maintain unbroken eye contact.  :o


Mahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha!!!

I smite Tam and Jess for talking about that shtuff in smite club. :P :D


I smite Midas....man up and deal dude!!!  ;)

Guess it's only me then. ;D


Midas will have to smite me, too.  I will take part of the blame. ;D

you're a brave man, midas. my PDSdar registered a bogey and i stepped slowly away from the thread, making sure to maintain unbroken eye contact.  :o


What ever happened to yelling "cooties?"

What ever happened to yelling "cooties?"
http://www.rogerwong.net/uploaded_images/cooties-763241.jpg

Midas will have to smite me, too.  I will take part of the blame. ;D


I smotesmat you for something else earlier today. :D


I smite Midas....man up and deal dude!!!  ;)


Um, don't yous have a thread in TTT to talk about that shtuff? ??? :D

you're a brave man, midas. my PDSdar registered a bogey and i stepped slowly away from the thread, making sure to maintain unbroken eye contact.  :o


I'm not afraid.  8)

http://www.rogerwong.net/uploaded_images/cooties-763241.jpg


Awww.  That's cute!

I smite Philip.... and I smite Howard because I have a tremendous headache... I cannot begin to imagine why tho....















http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm41/dedaward/avatarbanghead.gif





I never gave you a headache.

it looks like SOMEbody got the special wheaties with extra urine this morning.  ;D



I like a bowl of that. ;D

I smite Howard for being gross. 8-P

I smite Howard for being gross. 8-P


and I smite you for telling me I'm gross. ;D

I smotesmat you for something else earlier today. :D

Um, don't yous have a thread in TTT to talk about that shtuff? ??? :D


I am woman hear me roar....in any thread I want!  ;D

I never gave you a headache.



yes Howard.... yes you did!


want me to refresh your memory!



This exchange caused me to bang my head against the computer and that gave me a headache!


The laptop picked up an virus on Friday, so until now I have been computer less.



What do you use for the time being?  ???



Over the weekend nothing was used and the laptop is available today.




Are you going to pick it up from the shop?



No the laptop is sitting on my lap right now.




Oh I just thought it was broken. ???



It was out of action over the weekend.





Do you get the virus? ???



It was the laptop that suffered.




I bet it was tough getting those viruses deleted? :o



It did take some while.

Man I wish I had someone to smite - I am feelin a little left out (this is one large thread today)

Man I wish I had someone to smite - I am feelin a little left out (this is one large thread today)


You have my permission to smite me. ;)


To quote Midas, Howard smite for being gross.  8-P 8-P 8-P

yes Howard.... yes you did!


want me to refresh your memory!



This exchange caused me to bang my head against the computer and that gave me a headache!

I smite Q for not gleaning the joy from exchanges like this  ::)

I smite my freakin' sinuses....because they will NOT be normal! >:(

I smite Q for not gleaning the joy from exchanges like this  ::)


what can I say... I have a low tolerance for the duh  :P



I smite dagwood because she said I could

I smite sami for feeling left out

and I smite Erin's sinuses because they should know to leave her alone on her birthday!

what can I say... I have a low tolerance for the duh  :P



I smite dagwood because she said I could

I smite sami for feeling left out

and I smite Erin's sinuses because they should know to leave her alone on her birthday!






thanks girl! :D

thanks girl! :D


you're welcome... and your birthday greeting is coming I just couldn't do it at work!

what can I say... I have a low tolerance for the duh  :P



I smite dagwood because she said I could

I smite sami for feeling left out

and I smite Erin's sinuses because they should know to leave her alone on her birthday!



Wow  - now which side of bed did you wake up on ::)


;)


I like it  ;D

you're welcome... and your birthday greeting is coming I just couldn't do it at work!



no worries!

Wow  - now which side of bed did you wake up on ::)


;)


I like it  ;D



are you kidding? It's my Friday I'm in a great mood!

are you kidding? It's my Friday I'm in a great mood!
Smite Q for my Monday (>:( )being her Friday( ;D) - BOOOOOOO  You should have to wait for your Friday just like everyone else ;D

Smite Q for my Monday (>:( )being her Friday( ;D) - BOOOOOOO  You should have to wait for your Friday just like everyone else ;D


ah but karma is a bitch because your friday is my monday!  :D

ah but karma is a bitch because your friday is my monday!  :D
;D ;D ;D

You have my permission to smite me. ;)


To quote Midas, Howard smite for being gross.   8-P 8-P 8-P


Thanks Dag.

Man I wish I had someone to smite - I am feelin a little left out (this is one large thread today)


Aww, I smite Sami to make her feel better. :D

I smite medical insurance.  Practically every time one of us goes for anything medical I end up having to call someone to get the bill paid.

I smite customers.

I smite customers.


but without the customers you wouldn't have a job...

see that's why I can't smite criminals...so I smite the people report the crimes...but not the violent ones because that would be wrong.