You'll come around eventually Girl. No worries! ;D

Well then I will smite you nosenuggets snozberries, because you should have expected something like that from me!

Now, let's hope Henk doesn't mind too much! ;) 8)



he's my "coousin" so why should he mind  :D

I smite the snow.

Now, let's hope Henk doesn't mind too much! ;) 8)


I smite you for changing my name without my consent and without prior notice. :P



I smite the snow.



http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/2/17/785141/snow2.gif

Nobody smites Da Snow. Smite on you! >:(

I smite you for changing my name without my consent and without prior notice. :P



Thanks so much 'n'berries!
But like I said, it is all Snoz's fault! She is the one with the 'faulty' wiring!! ;D ;D ;D

I smite henk for not embracing the berries... its all about the berries!!!  ;D

I smite henk for not embracing the berries... its all about the berries!!!   ;D


I smite you too. You know why. :P

he's my "coousin" so why should he mind   :D


Coousi'n'berries then? ;D pfffft! I'm done ;D ;D

I smite Tam, for writing a letter to kraft finding out where to buy Terry's Peppermint Oranges and then did not find out where??????

;) ;D ;D ;D

I smite the snow.


I second the smiting of the snow.

I second the smiting of the snow.




Can I third that?

Can I third that?
Snow I do not mind; but we are supposed to get 3/4 to 1 inch of ice Thursday - that is around 1800lbs on power lines- Not good

SO I SMITE ICE :o :o

Snow I do not mind; but we are supposed to get 3/4 to 1 inch of ice Thursday - that is around 1800lbs on power lines- Not good

SO I SMITE ICE :o :o


I second the smiting of the ice.

I smite the cold... period

Snow I do not mind; but we are supposed to get 3/4 to 1 inch of ice Thursday - that is around 1800lbs on power lines- Not good

SO I SMITE ICE :o :o


So first the lice, then the ice....what next...mice?

Well, I can't really smite you if you smote me with good reason.

And if I smited wrongly...then I really should have been smote AND given a stern lecture.

*sigh*

I'm really not cut out for all this smiting business.   :-[
Practise makes perfect just get smiting!

I'll smite mice  ;D


I'll also smite gibbo


I smite sami cuz she likes it

Midas not cuz I can but cuz I want to

Gis for her British spelling of the word practice

and Ash so she gets used to it  ;)


;D

So first the lice, then the ice....what next...mice?



smite being nice.  ;D

So first the lice, then the ice....what next...mice?


Maybe rice.  :D

I smite Tam for that pic of Snow. ;D

I smite *Ash* to help break her in. ;) :D

I smite Tam for that pic of Snow. ;D




Huh? ??? ;D

Huh? ??? ;D


Cr@p.  I smite Henk'n'berries for the Snow pic.  I'll revise my smite to you for questioning me! :D ;D

Cr@p.  I smite Henk'n'berries for the Snow pic.  I'll revise my smite to you for questioning me! :D ;D


S'cool, I accept that smite graciously! 8) ;D

i smite tam for committing the error of being gracious. :P

i smite tam for committing the error of being gracious. :P


Alright then!!! Dang it Midas!!! Why do you always have to smite me? What did I ever do to you? Can you not just leave me alone to suffer in silence? Jeepers creepers! I am a mod and I don't have to take this crap!!! >:( ;D ;D ;D

Is that better Tia? oOo and smite!

I smite Tam for pulling the 'I am a mod' stunt.  Does that make you better than us and somehow immune from smites?    NO!

I smite Tam for pulling the 'I am a mod' stunt.  Does that make you better than us and somehow immune from smites?    NO!


Didn't you realize that I am really Jeff Dunham and you are all my puppets!!! I shove my hand up 'yer butts and make y'all talk and dance and act a fool!!! ;D ;D ;D

Achmed says:

"SILENCE!! I KEEL YOU!" ;D ;D ;D

I smite Haman Caiaphas

Didn't you realize that I am really Jeff Dunham and you are all my puppets!!! I shove my hand up 'yer butts and make y'all talk and dance and act a fool!!! ;D ;D ;D

Achmed says:

"SILENCE!! I KEEL YOU!" ;D ;D ;D


That makes me butthurt

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/splat.gif :D

I smite Haman Caiaphas



I don't know what that is but it sounds bad. :o

I don't know what that is but it sounds bad. :o


Its a member of the board but not a member of the smite club so I can't say why I smited...but follow my recent posts and you might figure it out  ;)

I'll smite the customers who keep trashing the wagons with millions of flyers. >:(

I'll smite the customers who keep trashing the wagons with millions of flyers. >:(


why not smite the people who make the flyers? They're the real culprits  ;)


two words for you Howard... JOB SECURITY.

if the customers didn't leave trash in the carts and leave the carts all over the parking then Pathmark would have no reason to employee... be happy the customers are the way they are... everytime someone leaves trash in a cart it means you have reason to be at work that day  ;)

why not smite the people who make the flyers? They're the real culprits  ;)


two words for you Howard... JOB SECURITY.

if the customers didn't leave trash in the carts and leave the carts all over the parking then Pathmark would have no reason to employee... be happy the customers are the way they are... everytime someone leaves trash in a cart it means you have reason to be at work that day  ;)


But it's really disgusting,they should have a recycling bin for the fliers or a sand ashtray for the cigarette butts.

But it's really disgusting,they should have a recycling bin for the fliers or a sand ashtray for the cigarette butts.


have you suggested that to the store manager? They might think its a good idea....at least it would show them you're an employee with ideas for improving the store.

have you suggested that to the store manager? They might think its a good idea....at least it would show them you're an employee with ideas for improving the store.





I'll talk to the store manager and see what he says.

I smite both Howard and snoz.  I could have done without the conversation about what color of what comes out of Howard's nether regions.  8-P 8-P 8-P

I smite both Howard and snoz.  I could have done without the conversation about what color of what comes out of Howard's nether regions.  8-P 8-P 8-P


Smite her first cause she started. :P

Smite her first cause she started. :P



actually it was your comment to Paco that started it so I smite Howard and Paco for getting me in trouble with Dag.   :P

I smite myself for the contradictory act of smiting and then giving karma.

Actually, it's like thanking the animal for its meat before you kill it and eat it.  Very tribal.


I smite you all for not giving karma when you smite.

still can't smite yourself so I'll smite you for you  ;)

I smite myself for the contradictory act of smiting and then giving karma.

Actually, it's like thanking the animal for its meat before you kill it and eat it.  Very tribal.


I smite you all for not giving karma when you smite.


I smite karma smite karma smite you for confusing me.


...Yeah, I think I got it right now.

So first the lice, then the ice....what next...mice?
No I love mice, think they are cute (we have a fat one right now in the house; and he is the sweetest thing - he never leaves tracks on the kitchen cupboard or anywhere; infact I have not seen any evidence of him, except for the fact that I saw him and he was quick BUT REALLY FAT, so he is obviously eating well  ;D ;D ;D

SO if I am not smiting mice, I guess I will smite SLICE (Sierra Mist is not the same) ;D ;D ;D ;D






OOOOH and YEAH BABY I GOT ANOTHER SMITE ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Smite to all of the Members because yet again I found this thread on Page 2!!!!!

actually it was your comment to Paco that started it so I smite Howard and Paco for getting me in trouble with Dag.   :P


I don't know who Paco is.  ???

I don't know who Paco is.  ???


Paco = Seamermar

Paco = Seamermar


Oh Ok,I didn't understand,Thanks Tam.  ;)

Oh Ok,I didn't understand,Thanks Tam.  ;)


No problem Howard - I aim to please 8)

No problem Howard - I aim to please 8)


and I please to aim.

Smite to all of the Members because yet again I found this thread on Page 2!!!!!

Don't you mean page 224?  :D

Don't you mean page 224?  :D


oooooooooo I wish I could smite again!!! ;D ;D

I'll get her...smite to ladybug. ;D

Smite her first cause she started. :P


I got you both because you were both involved.  No favorites playing here. :D

I can take it!  ;D

I'll get her...smite to ladybug. ;D


Thanks Dagny!!!

Nah nah nah nah nah ladybug! :P ;D

Thanks Dagny!!!

Nah nah nah nah nah ladybug! :P ;D


Smite to you, Tam and nah nah nah right back!  ;D

Smite to you, Tam and nah nah nah right back!  ;D


That is so not fair!!! :(
Not fair at all!!!

I am telling Mommy!!! ???

KAREN!!!!! Ladybug isn't playing FAIR!!!

;D ;D ;D

I smite Dagwood for not playing favourites :D

I smite Tam for nah nah nah-ing :D

I smite ladybug316 cuz she can take it :D

I smite Howard 'cuz he needs to stay in 1st place ;D

That is so not fair!!! :(
Not fair at all!!!

I am telling Mommy!!! ???

KAREN!!!!! Ladybug isn't playing FAIR!!!

;D ;D ;D


I pinch too!  Wait, Karen's the Mommy.... er, I take it all back; I'm sorry!

Well, since he wants me to play favorites, I will favor Midas with a smite. :P ;D

I pinch too!  Wait, Karen's the Mommy.... er, I take it all back; I'm sorry!


You know you just made me laugh... so I did something else to you that Mommy couldn't see!!! ;D ;)

Well, since he wants me to play favorites, I will favor Midas with a smite. :P ;D


Good one Dagny!!! 8) ;D

Well, since he wants me to play favorites, I will favor Midas with a smite. :P ;D


That's better.  8) :P :D

You know you just made me laugh... so I did something else to you that Mommy couldn't see!!! ;D ;)


:o

I smite Midas for beating me to telling people off for na-na-nahing.  

I smite Tam for making me laugh so hard I choked on my tea

I smite Midas for beating me to telling people off for na-na-nahing.  

I smite Tam for making me laugh so hard I choked on my tea


I smite Karen for not putting Tam and ladybug in time-out :D

I smite Midas for beating me to telling people off for na-na-nahing.  

I smite Tam for making me laugh so hard I choked on my tea


Sorry Girl - din't intend for you to choke on your tea. Perhaps I should put a disclaimer in the Rules....

*If you choke on any beverage while perusing the boards, the owners and moderators cannot and shall not be held accountable"

There - that should hold up in a Court of Law...
Murphy's Law anyway


:D

I smite Howard for his comment in the "where are they now?" thread. 8-P

I also smite Howard, he just will not learn!

I smite karma smite karma smite you for confusing me.


...Yeah, I think I got it right now.


I smite you for being so slow.



You'll see it goes with karma.

I smite you for being so slow.



You'll see it goes with karma.


Hey, I got that straightaway. ::) ;)

Hey, I got that straightaway. ::) ;)


Karma is fast....you can be smited (smitten?) equally as quick.
See?  You didn't even see me smite you again.

:D

Karma is fast....you can be smited (smitten?) equally as quick.
See?  You didn't even see me smite you again.

:D


You're not supposed to smite me twice a day. It's against the rules. :(  :\'(

I also smite Howard, he just will not learn!



That's right,I'll never learn. ;D

You're not supposed to smite me twice a day. It's against the rules. :(  :\'(


It wasn't the same day.  I did it so fast, it happened four days ago.

I smite Howard for his comment in the "where are they now?" thread. 8-P


Was it that bad?  :(

I smite Howard for his comment in the "where are they now?" thread. 8-P


*runs off to the "Where are they now?" thread . . . *

I'm have to smite Quirk because I have to blame my morbid curiosity on someone. ;D

*runs off to the "Where are they now?" thread . . . *

I'm have to smite Quirk because I have to blame my morbid curiosity on someone. ;D



Smite me cause I was the one who did the damage.

Howard smite because he did some damage.

It wasn't the same day.  I did it so fast, it happened four days ago.




Warning: This smite is one week old.









Warning: this smite is 5 days old.












Warning: this smite is 3 days old.







...and all that in one post. Boy, I'm fast! :P

Howard smite because he did some damage.



smite cha' back!  ;) ;D

So first the lice, then the ice....what next...mice?


http://sc2.saugus.k12.ca.us/~ltalmadge/images/Mouse.jpg

http://sc2.saugus.k12.ca.us/~ltalmadge/images/Mouse.jpg
Still think they are cute.  No smites to mice..... :)

So that just leaves me smiting you; because you are tooooo "nice" ;) ;) ;)


;D ;D ;D

smite the winter storm.

Oh noes! Page 2?

Club members, smite to all of you!  :D

I smite this stupid sinus thing I feel coming on.

I smite the store manager at Pathmark. >:(

I smite Big Nasty on the occasion of his return.



* Runs for cover *

I smite the store manager for telling me to get carts that had piles and mountains of snow and ice and trying to drag my ass back to the store to put them away then he buys me a hot chocolate for 50 cents like I can't afford a 50 cent cup of cocoa. ::)

I smite the store manager for telling me to get carts that had piles and mountains of snow and ice and trying to drag my ass back to the store to put them away then he buys me a hot chocolate for 50 cents like I can't afford a 50 cent cup of cocoa. ::)


I think he was being nice, Howard, I doubt it was meant as an insult.

I smite the store manager for telling me to get carts that had piles and mountains of snow and ice and trying to drag my ass back to the store to put them away then he buys me a hot chocolate for 50 cents like I can't afford a 50 cent cup of cocoa. ::)

My boss has never bought me coffee, a gesture I would appreciate, considering I'm addicted  :D.  No good deed goes unpunished:

Smite to you Howard.

I smite the store manager for telling me to get carts that had piles and mountains of snow and ice and trying to drag my ass back to the store to put them away then he buys me a hot chocolate for 50 cents like I can't afford a 50 cent cup of cocoa. ::)


I smite Howard for failing to see the nice gesture of his manager for Howard's hard work, however small the gesture may be. 

I smite the store manager for telling me to get carts that had piles and mountains of snow and ice and trying to drag my ass back to the store to put them away then he buys me a hot chocolate for 50 cents like I can't afford a 50 cent cup of cocoa. ::)


yeah Howard I think he feels bad that you have to be out in the cold and the snow and he was trying to do a nice thing to show he appreciates what you do.

I smite Big Nasty on the occasion of his return.



* Runs for cover *


Now Henk - you know I have to smite you back.... no because you smote Big Nasty, but because you yet AGAIN explained your reason!!! He ain't in the Smite Club!! ;D ;D ;D

well he should be  ;)

well he should be  ;)


Should is the key word.... but WILL he join is the question 8)

I've been reading his posts as of late... people are going to think I am the nastiest person on the boards! ;D

Should is the key word.... but WILL he join is the question 8)

I've been reading his posts as of late... people are going to think I am the nastiest person on the boards! ;D


I called it yesterday... Big Nasty Tam  ;D  *runs off to read last posts by BN*

I called it yesterday... Big Nasty Tam  ;D  *runs off to read last posts by BN*


You sure did!
And FTR - I do not let long and loud ones go!
They may be loud - but never as long as his are! ;D

You sure did!
And FTR - I do not let long and loud ones go!
They may be loud - but never as long as his are! ;D


;D

farts say I love you...

;D

farts say I love you...


They also say something else depending on what you are laying beside when you let one rip! ;D ;D
TMI I know!!!

They also say something else depending on what you are laying beside when you let one rip! ;D ;D
TMI I know!!!


Smite you for providing TMI.

I smite Al-B because the post was there...and then poof the post was gone!

I smite Mr. Mister for accusing me of having pooped my pants within the last 10 years.

Whatever happened to "innocent until proven guilty?"  ;D ;D ;D

I smite snozberries because poof, it's back! ^

well then I edit my smite to read

I smite Al-B for telling why he's smiting Mr. Mister who still refuses to join this fun club

well then I edit my smite to read

I smite Al-B for telling why he's smiting Mr. Mister who still refuses to join this fun club


Crap, you got me.

I can't smite Mr. Mister because he's not a member.

I can't smite you again because I can't repeat a smite action for 24 hours.

And I can't smite myself either.

You're starting to make me feel awful smitey right now, so I smite Henk because he's the nearest individual on this thread and I just need someone to smite.

Crap, you got me.

I can't smite Mr. Mister because he's not a member.

I can't smite you again because I can't repeat a smite action for 24 hours.

And I can't smite myself either.

You're starting to make me feel awful smitey right now, so I smite Henk because he's the nearest individual on this thread and I just need someone to smite.



;D  well TECHNICALLY you can smite Mr Mister...you just can't say why.  ;)

Mr. Mister smite

yeah Howard I think he feels bad that you have to be out in the cold and the snow and he was trying to do a nice thing to show he appreciates what you do.



I guess I assumed it was an insult. :(

Mr. Mister smite


I second that smite.

I second that smite.


I third the smite.

I third the smite.


I smite the third.

I smite the store manager for telling me to get carts that had piles and mountains of snow and ice and trying to drag my ass back to the store to put them away then he buys me a hot chocolate for 50 cents like I can't afford a 50 cent cup of cocoa. ::)


well u deserve another nice smite for not seeing your managers good intentions

I smite Mr. Mister

I smite snozberries for calling me a loser for not watching ER anymore :D

and I smite midas for being a loser  ;D

and I smite midas for being a loser  ;D


I should have Tam change your name to Nurse Abby Butthurt :D ;D

I smite snoz for calling me a loser for not watching ER anymore as well.  :P

I smite snoz for calling me a loser for not watching ER anymore as well.  :P


I smite you for getting Nurse Abby Lockhart's name wrong. :D :P

And I smite Nurse Abby Lockhart (the one also known as Tq) as well. Just a precaution, 'cause I don't recall watching one full episode of ER...EVER.

well u deserve another nice smite for not seeing your managers good intentions



Sorry I saw it some other way. :(

well I smite Dag for giving up on an excellent show...Its probably your fault that this is the last season.


I smite Henk because the show is available on DVD so he has no excuse.

and I smite the profile bandit  ;)  because Abby's a doctor damnit!




http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/snozberries44/QMauraTierney.jpg
Q & DR. Abby Lockhart

well I smite Dag for giving up on an excellent show...Its probably your fault that this is the last season.


I smite Henk because the show is available on DVD so he has no excuse.

and I smite the profile bandit  ;)  because Abby's a doctor damnit!



http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/snozberries44/QMauraTierney-1-1.jpg
Q & DR. Abby Lockhart




When was that picture taken?

No, it's their fault for letting Dr. Ross go. :P

I smite Henk because the show is available on DVD so he has no excuse.




All regions?

The Pathmark parking lot should be smited cause it wasn't cleaned up very well. ::)

When was that picture taken?



Dec 2007. The week the 300th episode of ER aired. We saw the episode on Monday or Tues before it was broadcast on NBC.

Dec 2007. The week the 300th episode of ER aired. We saw the episode on Monday or Tues before it was broadcast on NBC.


I'll smite that.

I'll smite that.


and I smite you back because no way that was smite worthy!

I smite Red Ant for entering a competition and then not voting on it

I smite Tia cuz damn yo' PM box be full, foo'!  :D

and I smite you back because no way that was smite worthy!



smite you again. :P

well I smite Dag for giving up on an excellent show...Its probably your fault that this is the last season.


I smite Henk because the show is available on DVD so he has no excuse.

and I smite the profile bandit  ;)  because Abby's a doctor damnit!



http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/snozberries44/QMauraTierney-1-1.jpg
Q & DR. Abby Lockhart




Cool pic of you and Maura Tierney, Q! :)

New day, I smite Mr. Mister.

New day, I smite Mr. Mister.
Same here, I know we are not meant to say why but making someone else cry is not cool, espescially when it is uncalled for.

Same here, I know we are not meant to say why but making someone else cry is not cool, espescially when it is uncalled for.


exactly.

Same here, I know we are not meant to say why but making someone else cry is not cool, espescially when it is uncalled for.


I've obviously missed something... Anyway, I'll triple that smite.



I also like to smite the Son Of Tam (as promised). ;)

I think it is time that i joined this here smite club. and with my new member ship I would like to start of by...

smiting Henk for smiting me

Welcome smite to Son Of Tam, then. :)

I smite Mr. Mister

Welcome smite to Son of Tam.

I smite Santa Claus. ;D

I smite Santa Claus. ;D


Dude, yer so getting a flaming bag of reindeer poo now.

Dude, yer so getting a flaming bag of reindeer poo now.


and along with that flaming bag of poo i think howard deserves a smite.

Dude, yer so getting a flaming bag of reindeer poo now.



Oh Great just what I need. ::)

and along with that flaming bag of poo i think howard deserves a smite.



another smite,Jeez I've been smitten so much this year. :(

another smite,Jeez I've been smitten so much this year. :(


Not by me!  So I'm going to rectify that before my time is up:  Smite to Howard!

Not by me!  So I'm going to rectify that before my time is up:  Smite to Howard!



yay,I'm smitty! ;D

New Update!!!

Members:

*Ash* 17
2kidsami 33
Al-B  35
Babooshka 38
Badfinger-Fan  88
Belle du Jour    89
Bobo  23
Bookmistress4ever  101
Dagwood  120
Foo Bar    77
Gis  90
greenjello 24
Henk  112
Howard  412
JamieMcBain  12
Jessica  114
Karen  104
Ladybug316  129
MaxwellSmart 36
Meat  76
Midas  256
Quirk  54
Red Ant  88
Reynolds1863  123
Rice Cube  84
seamermar 29
snozberries  173
Son of Tam  10
stepchan 23
Thereshegoes being all Dizzy  79
Tia  138
Tam  154

Everyone else:
80sfan  1
Adagio 9
agoraphobicwacko 1
Arc  2
Australian80schild 2
azx1210 1
Bill 1
BlueMolly2006 1
Big Nasty 3
Bobby 4
Bobby36 1
Bobo 1
Brian 2
Catwoman 6
ChuckyG 6
claybricks 1
Coco pup 4
Davester 2
Davey Thrashmister  1
DD (?) 8
Debbie 3
DelRio  1
Doc Brown 4
digger 4
Dude111    ∞
Frenchie/Arc/Denise/Zap/Jack/Tami  2
gibbo 19
Good Gal  1
guest cassie or whatever  7
GWBush2004 1
gypsy road 2
Haman Caiaphas  1
hawktheslayer 2
jacks 1
jessssbeans 2
johnny5alive 4
Johnny_D 2
ladyhawk 1
lyricboy 3
Macphisto 3
Marian 3
Marty McFly 40
Mickey D 2
midnite 4
Mr. Mister 36
Nally 39
Never Duplicated 2
Ninny 9
philbo 2
philip eno 46
robocopth1 6
Sammy Reed 2
Satan’s Dad 8
saver/iquestion ∞    23
seeburg220  1
SemperYoda  1
Sharky 2
Star500 2
sweet illest baby 11
Tanya1976 1
Trimac20 2
whistledog 9
woops. 7
VegettoVa90 8
YO DADDY 1

walmart  4
someone on another forum who stole karen's sig line
Al-B's asscrack
OEO
Pathmark for forgetting Howard had a check coming? (Shouldn't Howard know if he has a check coming?)
the smilies because there is never one that encompasses everything I am feeling all at once!
The finger
The Oakland Raiders
stupid piece of sh*t crappy assed collection agency, ASShole Acceptance
those drunken buffoons in The Black Hole
the town council (or whoever else decided today was a holiday and closed the dump)
Gwyneth Paltrow and Robert Downey, Jr.  Iron Man SUCKS!
The Frogs  2
wildfires  5
The Beavers
Whomever made karen miss all the fun
THE 24 HOUR KARMA WARNING
Miss Piggy
Warner Brothers Movie Productions or whatever the hell they are called
Beaker
Jess' hands and feet
Obama  1
people who try to fix their computers who have no idea what they are doing!
The U Scan Machines
migraines
customers who keep throwing carts instead of handng it to Howard
wii fit
the greedy shoppers who only cared about getting "great deals"..and didn't value someone's life 4
the Signature Bar - 2kidsami can not get her ho ho hottie in full detail
Billy Blanks
Sonic, Utz and Kraft
stupid sticky price tickets on gifts
the cheerful holiday atmosphere I feel around here
lice 4
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOklahoma
Snow 3
Ice 2

Howard  412
Midas  256




He's getting close.  ;D

Howard   412
Midas  256




He's getting close.  ;D


Hardly.  Smite to Howard to increase the spread!  :D

A Happy Christmas Smite to the whole club, apartf rom me of course!  ;D

A Happy Christmas Smite to the whole club, apartf rom me of course!  ;D


Well then let me smite you ... for not hitting the space bar quick enough!!! ;D

I smite Gis too to spread holiday cheer. :D

Smite to Midas, because he could have smited Gis without using "too" so he stole my idea! ;D

Smite to Midas, because he could have smited Gis without using "too" so he stole my idea! ;D


I smite Tam, because I meant "too" like "also" as in you just smotesmat her so I did too, but for a slightly different reason. :D  ;D

I smite Tam, because I meant "too" like "also" as in you just smotesmat her so I did too, but for a slightly different reason. :D  ;D


oOo if I could only smite yer arse again!
My explanation was definitely waaaaaaaaaaaay better than your explanation, so you stole my explanation, changed up the words a little bit and then claimed it as your smiggity-smaggety-smite! Now, say that 3 times as fast as you can! :D ;D

oOo if I could only smite yer arse again!
My explanation was definitely waaaaaaaaaaaay better than your explanation, so you stole my explanation, changed up the words a little bit and then claimed it as your smiggity-smaggety-smite! Now, say that 3 times as fast as you can! :D ;D


;D

I thought you smizzled Gizzle for not hitting the spacebizzle fast enough :D

smiteshizzle to Midas-snizzle! ;D

Hardly.  Smite to Howard to increase the spread!  :D



I have more problems so I deserve the smites.

I have more problems so I deserve the smites.


I would gladly smite you today Howard - but I am feeling overly generous at this moment! Merry Christmas to you! 8)

smiteshizzle to Midas-snizzle! ;D
as a member i reserve the right to SMITE you tomorrow for the Snoop Dog  izzle-talk    ::) 

I would gladly smite you today Howard - but I am feeling overly generous at this moment! Merry Christmas to you! 8)



Merry Christmas Tam.  :)

well i say christmas shmistmas

i smite Tam and Midas for their confudsing posts on the previous page and i smite Howard for instigating the -izzle talk

I smite Midas for calling me Gizzle I really don't need yet another nickname!  :P

Well then let me smite you ... for not hitting the space bar quick enough!!! ;D
I'm ill! Hitting the space bar is hard when you are ill.  ;D

I smite Midas for calling me Gizzle I really don't need yet another nickname!  :P



Would you like to be called jizzle?  ;D

oops!  :o

i smite Howard for instigating the -izzle talk


I don't instigate anything.  ::)

well i say christmas shmistmas

i smite Tam and Midas for their confudsing posts on the previous page and i smite Howard for instigating the -izzle talk


I smite Son of Tam as it was me who instigated the -izzle tizzle :D

I smite Howard for being dirty.

I smite Marty McFly.

I'm ill! Hitting the space bar is hard when you are ill.  ;D


Excuses, excuses! ;D

I want to give you all a smite, as I have been in the Land Where Dreams Come True, and have not had any chance to vent smite; I need to now vent smite

SO SMITE TO YOU ALL



;)

;D ;D ;D

and I missed you too :) :) :)

I want to give you all a smite, as I have been in the Land Where Dreams Come True, and have not had any chance to vent smite; I need to now vent smite

SO SMITE TO YOU ALL



;)

;D ;D ;D

and I missed you too :) :) :)


I've partied there before. You must've had bad dreams.  :D

I smite 2kidsami for giving a weak reason for smiting all of us :D

Would you like to be called jizzle?  ;D

oops!  :o
Oh Good Grief  ::)  SMITE.

Would you like to be called jizzle?  ;D

oops!  :o


I smite Howard for that too. 

I smite Howard for that too. 


That song's probably in your head again. :D

I smite Howard for that too. 


TeeHee! Gizzle,Jizzle. ;D

I smite Howard Just cuz

That song's probably in your head again. :D


And now I smite Midas.

You guys were right.  It does get easier.  :P

I smite Howard Just cuz



just cuz?  ::)

;D

Now I smite MIDAS WITH THE STRONGEST SMITE I CAN FIND! 




SMITE


He called me weak! >:( >:( >:(


;)



;D ;D ;D

And now I smite Midas.

You guys were right.  It does get easier.   :P


I smite Ash for getting easier :D ;D


Now I smite MIDAS WITH THE STRONGEST SMITE I CAN FIND! 




SMITE


He called me weak! >:( >:( >:(


;)



;D ;D ;D


Aww, is that the strongest?  :D

I didn't say you were weak, I said your reason for smiting was.  I smite you today for misinterpreting me.  ;D

I smite Ash for getting easier :D ;D

Aww, is that the strongest?  :D

I didn't say you were weak, I said your reason for smiting was.  I smite you today for misinterpreting me.  ;D
Fine you leave me no choice - I smite you for admitting you got hair products for Christmas - and Liked it  ;) ;) ;) ;)

NOw was I weak or misinterpreting anything???? ??? ??? ???

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I smite Howard for talking of washing his twig and berries :P :P :P

I just came in here to smite him for the same thing, 2kidsami.  I really didn't need to read about that.

I just came in here to smite him for the same thing, 2kidsami.  I really didn't need to read about that.
Karma for surviving ;D ;D ;D

Better hearing than seeing :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

I smite Howard for talking of washing his twig and berries :P :P :P


You know the word 'twig' usually implies 'small'.  ;)

You know the word 'twig' usually implies 'small'.  ;)
;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


And it is easily finished too :D :D :D :D :D :D

::) ::) ::) ::)

;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


And it is easily finished too :D :D :D :D :D :D

::) ::) ::) ::)


If I was a smiter...you'd go for excessive use of smilies...... :P

If I was a smiter...you'd go for excessive use of smilies...... :P
Don't tempt me >:(

I smite Howard for talking of washing his twig and berries :P :P :P



I'm sorry,I won't talk about my twig and berries ever again,I promise! ;D

You know the word 'twig' usually implies 'small'.  ;)


As you get older,It has "shrinkage".

Jeez Howard, you can't even go for 10 minutes  ::).  Smite.

Jeez Howard, you can't even go for 10 minutes  ::).  Smite.


10 minutes, hell...it was more like 35 seconds. ::)

I'm sorry,I won't talk about my twig and berries ever again,I promise! ;D


I smite Howard for fibbing.  ;)

As you get older,It has "shrinkage".


what's meant by 'it'?

heres a twig
http://www.hainaultforest.co.uk/Twig-maple.JPG

;D ;D

Holy crap, don't encourage him  ;D

what's meant by 'it'?

heres a twig
http://www.hainaultforest.co.uk/Twig-maple.JPG

;D ;D
Again we did not want to HEAR about it; we surely don't want to SEE it - NOW YOU WANT HIM TO CLARIFY??????

Oh we are in for a world of hurt :o :o :o :o

;D ;D ;D ;D

Again we did not want to HEAR about it; we surely don't want to SEE it - NOW YOU WANT HIM TO CLARIFY??????

Oh we are in for a world of hurt :o :o :o :o

;D ;D ;D ;D

Yes, we're going to be beaten to death with a twig!  Howard's twig  :o 8-P ;D

Yes, we're going to be beaten to death with a twig!  Howard's twig  :o 8-P ;D
:-X

Holy crap, don't encourage him  ;D


Yeah,don't encourage me.  ;D

Yeah,don't encourage me.  ;D


What was that you said...Twiggy?

What was that you said...Twiggy?



and berries.  ;D

and berries.  ;D


and you promised you'd never talk about them again... tsk tsk

and you promised you'd never talk about them again... tsk tsk


....and we thought you were partial to 'berries'..  Now I really understand where you got the snozberries from.... ::)

....and we thought you were partial to 'berries'..  Now I really understand where you got the snozberries from.... ::)


HEY! Smite gibbo  >:(

HEY! Smite gibbo  >:(


I'm sorry...I cannot accept that smite!  :P

too late its already been given. Just because you're not in the club doesn't mean you don't get to get smited  :P

too late its already been given. Just because you're not in the club doesn't mean you don't get to get smited  :P



But I really can't accept it!  I'm sooooo undeserving!  ;)

10 minutes, hell...it was more like 35 seconds. ::)


Not quoting for any reason other than to make sure Dagny reads this:

Girl... purple froggy! Nice! Me likey!!! ;)

And a smite cause I had to go back and look for a post cause you haven't been in here since this morning!

Not quoting for any reason other than to make sure Dagny reads this:

Girl... purple froggy! Nice! Me likey!!! ;)

And a smite cause I had to go back and look for a post cause you haven't been in here since this morning!


I know, I've been busy working.  Mondays and Tuesdays are my busy days. 

It is a purple poison dart frog.  I want one. ;D

I know, I've been busy working.  Mondays and Tuesdays are my busy days. 

It is a purple poison dart frog.  I want one. ;D


I gotta admit it may be the one and only time I'll admit to thinking a frog is cute.

nice how they make the poison ones all pretty.... come- admire me-STING!  ;D

oh smite for making me like your frog.

Dang...I was ready to smite you for not liking my frog.  Fine then, smite you for confusing me. :D

Just keeping you on your toes  ;)

Dang...I was ready to smite you for not liking my frog.  Fine then, smite you for confusing me. :D


It surely is a beautiful poisonous frog!