And she is so serious/stoic of a character!  How is Matthew Gubler (sp???)


Exactly like Reed but not as clueless about life I'll pm you a story he told.

Oh he has a photographic memory too (apparently) and was wearing one red sock and one black sock (on purpose)  ;D

Exactly like Reed but not as clueless about life I'll pm you a story he told.

Oh he has a photographic memory too (apparently) and was wearing one red sock and one black sock (on purpose)  ;D
Aren't you sad you wasted your smite on something as pitiful as soliciting smite (which I believe I learned from the best ;))

Now those frogs were funny!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D




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Aren't you sad you wasted your smite on something as pitiful as soliciting smite (which I believe I learned from the best ;))

Now those frogs were funny!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D




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I'll smite you tomorrow for sure!

I'll smite you tomorrow for sure!
That's more like it ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I smite 2kidsami for being an Iowegian.  :D

I smite Howard, Tia and ladybug for confusing me, it's too early in the day.

I smite Howard, Tia and ladybug for confusing me, it's too early in the day.


Spare Me,too early in the morning. :P

I smite 2kidsami for being an Iowegian.  :D
Hey I am actually an Illinoisan by birth, I am just an Iowegian transplant :) :) :)  And that is a lot of big talk coming from a Missourian.... smite ;D ;D ;D
Glad to see you on the boards, I was going into Al-B shock ;) ;) ;)

;D ;D ;D

I'm going to smite 2kidSami for letting the lilypond go to the frogs and for bring a transplanted Iowan.

Howard smite because he's an old grouch.

Smite to Reynolds for mentioning Howard's ex in another thread  :D

Hey I am actually an Illinoisan by birth, I am just an Iowegian transplant :) :) :)  And that is a lot of big talk coming from a Missourian.... smite ;D ;D ;D
Glad to see you on the boards, I was going into Al-B shock ;) ;) ;)

;D ;D ;D


Damn, it's too bad I can't repeat a smite action within 24 hours, because I'd smite you for calling me a Missourian when in fact I'm a native Nebraskan.

I thought about making a remark about "Idiots Out Wandering Around," but I didn't because I'm a nice guy.  :D

Of course, it's not like you Iowans don't have an abundance of jokes about Nebraska.  ;)

I owe someone a smite....hmmm who is it....oh yeah 2kidsami for the frogs and Dag for her love of frogs.

I owe someone a smite....hmmm who is it....oh yeah 2kidsami for the frogs and Dag for her love of frogs.

did you know bill clinton likes frogs? monica lewinsky got him lots of frog-related gifts back in the day when they were an item.

"Many of the 30 or so gifts that she gave the President reflected his interests in history, antiques, cigars, and frogs."

"Ms. Lewinsky gave him, among other things, six neckties, an antique paperweight showing the White House, a silver tabletop holder for cigars or cigarettes, a pair of sunglasses, a casual shirt, a mug emblazoned 'Santa Monica,' a frog figurine, a letter opener depicting a frog, several novels, a humorous book of quotations, and several antique books."

http://www.byrum.org/the.web.walker/tasteless/monica27.html

did you know bill clinton likes frogs? monica lewinsky got him lots of frog-related gifts back in the day when they were an item.

"Many of the 30 or so gifts that she gave the President reflected his interests in history, antiques, cigars, and frogs."

"Ms. Lewinsky gave him, among other things, six neckties, an antique paperweight showing the White House, a silver tabletop holder for cigars or cigarettes, a pair of sunglasses, a casual shirt, a mug emblazoned 'Santa Monica,' a frog figurine, a letter opener depicting a frog, several novels, a humorous book of quotations, and several antique books."

http://www.byrum.org/the.web.walker/tasteless/monica27.html



wonder if Hilary burned all that sh!t???  ;D

Howard smite because he's an old grouch.

Smite to Reynolds for mentioning Howard's ex in another thread 


Wow,you're smiting the both of us. :o  ;D

I smite snoz for smiting me for my love of frogs. :P

Someone should give Miss Piggy a smite. ;D

Someone should give Miss Piggy a smite. ;D


So be it, I smite Miss Piggy.  Cuz everyone knows Gonzo is the ultimate Muppet. :)

So be it, I smite Miss Piggy.  Cuz everyone knows Gonzo is the ultimate Muppet. :)


I thought Animal was,he's cool.

I thought Animal was,he's cool.


You're right.  Smite me.

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk144/Kaotic_Katie/Animal-1.jpg

You're right.  Smite me.

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk144/Kaotic_Katie/Animal-1.jpg




What kind of monster was he?  ???

What kind of monster was he?  ???


He isn't a monster, he is an Animal.

He isn't a monster, he is an Animal.
I always liked Fozzy and Beaker.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KANI2dpXLw

I always liked Fozzy and Beaker.


My tenth grade Geometry teacher looked just like Beaker.  We always called him Beaker.  I think he got a kick out of it. ;D

My tenth grade Geometry teacher looked just like Beaker.  We always called him Beaker.  I think he got a kick out of it. ;D


My junior year government teacher looked like Yanni.

Totally irrelevant, but it still amuses me to this day.

My junior year government teacher looked like Yanni.

Totally irrelevant, but it still amuses me to this day.




my film theory professor sounded like Chris Farley

also irrelevant but none the less surrealistic.

;D 

my film theory professor sounded like Chris Farley

also irrelevant but none the less surrealistic.

;D 


Did he live in a van down by the river?

Did he live in a van down by the river?



;D


no but he once beat out Patrick Swayze for a spot as a Chippendale's dancer  ;)

in fact I'm a native Nebraskan.

I'm sorry (I am not sure which is worse Missouri or Nebraska - not big into gene pools are you?????  ;)
;D ;D ;D

I'm sorry (I am not sure which is worse Missouri or Nebraska - not big into gene pools are you?????  ;)
;D ;D ;D


Well, actually my folks are from North Dakota originally (I was the first in my family that was born in Nebraska), so you can't make any jokes about limited gene pools.

Wait...actually you can.  :-\\ :-\\ :-\\


I do not, however, have a unibrow.  :D

Feh, I'll beat you all.  My great great grandparents are from Arkansas.  Nebraska, Missouri, and Iowa have nothing on that state.

SOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...

Feh, I'll beat you all.  My great great grandparents are from Arkansas.  Nebraska, Missouri, and Iowa have nothing on that state.
Are you someone??? in disguise, otherwise known as A-----??? ??? ??? ??? :( :( :( :-\\ :-\\ :-\\ :\'( :\'( :\'(

Are you someone??? in disguise, otherwise known as A-----??? ??? ??? ??? :( :( :( :-\\ :-\\ :-\\ :\'( :\'( :\'(


No, she's the wife :D

Feh, I'll beat you all.  My great great grandparents are from Arkansas.  Nebraska, Missouri, and Iowa have nothing on that state.
Smite for being Akansonian?

So... what have I missed?

I have been gone since the 'ban' and I have no clue what is up now.
Got a few pm's I have to answer as well. ;)

Gonna update today (Thursday) or Saturday. Definitely not Friday because I am going to the movies!!
Can ya guess which one? LOL ;D ;D ;D

Gonna update today (Thursday) or Saturday. Definitely not Friday because I am going to the movies!!
Can ya guess which one? LOL ;D ;D ;D


Beverley Hills Chihuahua

Beverley Hills Chihuahua


OMG!!! Smite smite smite smite smite smite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D

;D

Actually I've got a Twilight poster you might like...

;D

Actually I've got a Twilight poster you might like...


Funny thing:

I went to Borders the other day to buy the hubby a book he wants for Christmas.... I couldn't believe the crap they have for sale about Twilight. I can understand bookmarls and posters, but they have all the makebelieve jewelry these actors wear, pens, pencils, keychains... I love the books but thankfully I am not a Twi-Hard!! ;D


Not to mention that I am also still really peeved at WB for shipping Harry Potter off to next summer. WB doesn't care about their fan base - they care about their fan bases MONEY!! >:(

Funny thing:

I went to Borders the other day to buy the hubby a book he wants for Christmas.... I couldn't believe the crap they have for sale about Twilight. I can understand bookmarls and posters, but they have all the makebelieve jewelry these actors wear, pens, pencils, keychains... I love the books but thankfully I am not a Twi-Hard!! ;D


Not to mention that I am also still really peeved at WB for shipping Harry Potter off to next summer. WB doesn't care about their fan base - they care about their fan bases MONEY!! >:(


It'll be in all the SkyMall magazines soon.  But in real 100% genuine silver and mounted in a special display case and ten times the price

It'll be in all the SkyMall magazines soon.  But in real 100% genuine silver and mounted in a special display case and ten times the price


Undoubtedly!
Just got a flyer the other day that offers The Marauder's Map and Harry's wand that lights on the end for the indecent price of just $79.99 or something outrageous like that!

big flaming smite to Warner Bros then?  ???

My tenth grade Geometry teacher looked just like Beaker.  We always called him Beaker.  I think he got a kick out of it. ;D


Did he go "MeepMeep"?  ;D

He isn't a monster, he is an Animal.



But what kind of animal?

Did he go "MeepMeep"?  ;D


Nope, but it probably wouldn't have surprised us. ;D

Nope, but it probably wouldn't have surprised us. ;D


http://thetimetube.com/wp-content/uploads/Ugliest%20People/lyle_beaker.gif

big flaming smite to Warner Bros then?  ???


Definitely a great big flaming SMITE!!

Smite To Beaker for going "Meep,Meep". ;D

I smite Howard for calling me a "buttguy."  :o :o :o

I smite Howard for calling me a "buttguy."  :o :o :o


buttman,buttguy,it's all the same. ::)

buttman,buttguy,it's all the same. ::)


I smite Howard for not knowing that it is Mr. Ass Crack. :D

I smite Marty McFly

I smite Marty McFly


But...but...we're supposed to worship him :(

I smite my hands and feet.  Dammit.

But...but...we're supposed to worship him :(


I refuse to worship someone who whines about being ignored then turns around and ignores people and says flat out mean people to others who have done nothing to hurt him in the first place. 

I refuse to worship someone who whines about being ignored then turns around and ignores people and says flat out mean people to others who have done nothing to hurt him in the first place. 



http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/Daaaaammmnnn-b33p.jpg

^ I remember someone using a similiar(maybe same one) pic in a joke gif involving characters from Dragon Quest 8.

I refuse to worship someone who whines about being ignored then turns around and ignores people and says flat out mean people to others who have done nothing to hurt him in the first place. 


Well, I guess he kinda deserves that :D :D

I think he'll come around.

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someone on another forum who stole karen's sig line
Al-B's asscrack
OEO
Pathmark for forgetting Howard had a check coming? (Shouldn't Howard know if he has a check coming?)
the smilies because there is never one that encompasses everything I am feeling all at once!
The finger
The Oakland Raiders
stupid piece of sh*t crappy assed collection agency, ASShole Acceptance
those drunken buffoons in The Black Hole
the town council (or whoever else decided today was a holiday and closed the dump)
Gwyneth Paltrow and Robert Downey, Jr.  Iron Man SUCKS!
The Frogs  2
wildfires  5
The Beavers
Whomever made karen miss all the fun
THE 24 HOUR KARMA WARNING
Miss Piggy
Warner Brothers Movie Productions or whatever the hell they are called
Beaker
Jess' hands and feet

But I want to smite Jamie McBain!  ;D

Ladies and gentleman get excited...SMITE CLUB finally arrived!


This is the only club worth joining and these are the SMITE CLUB rules:

1st rule: You do not talk sheesh about the Smite Club!

2nd rule: Smite is the way you express your distaste for a fellow inthe00s member post,it will be the opposite of Karma.

3rd rule: You cannot smite yourself and you can only smite someone once a day.

4th rule: When you want to smite someone you make a post in this thread,e.g. "i smite Chucky G.". About once a week i'll try to do a count and post a SMITELOG.

5th rule: You can smite anyone you want,even members who didn't join,but you can only explain why here if that person agreed to participate.

6th rule: If you didn't agreed to be part of this you cannot smite or post asking why you were smitten.

7th rule: If you participate you get to confront the ones who smote you any way you like but don't forget the general boards rules. Go read them.

8th rule: There will be a The Smite Club Gang with all the members of the Smite Club that will be constantly updated so everyone knows who the brave ones are.

9th Rule: Do not, under any circumstances, question the Smite List. Doing so will result in a smite from possibly EVERYONE in the club. ;)





But I want to smite Jamie McBain!  ;D



First you've got to join and then you can start smiting.  But even then you can't smite yourself

I smite Tam... she knows why.  ;)

How can I possibly have 9 smites against my name?  :o I'm warm, sweet, wondferful, intelligent...and never tell a lie! ;)

How can I possibly have 9 smites against my name?  :o I'm warm, sweet, wondferful, intelligent...and never tell a lie! ;)


I smite gibbo for lying. :D

I smite gibbo because he definitely deserves way more than 9 smites.  ;)

I smite gibbo for lying. :D





I smite gibbo because he definitely deserves way more than 9 smites.  ;)


Yes, this is the thread for those seeking attention....... ;)

I smite Gibbo to for the blatant publicity seeking!

It's friday so it must be smite Midas time!

I SMITE Obama

How can I possibly have 9 smites against my name?  :o I'm warm, sweet, wondferful, intelligent...and never tell a lie! ;)


Did I mention....good looking too?  8)  Oh, right.....that probably works better with a different avatar!  :-\\

How can I possibly have 9 smites against my name?  :o I'm warm, sweet, wondferful, intelligent...and never tell a lie! ;)
just 9  ???  surely you deseve more than that
                                                      SMITE 

Smite to gibbo to bring his count up. ;)

I smite Howard for not knowing that it is Mr. Ass Crack. :D



Sorry for not knowing it sooner.  ::) :P

Howard 358


Yep,still in the lead. ;D

I smite Howard for liking being at the top of the Smite list

I smite gibbo for lying. :D





I smite gibbo because he definitely deserves way more than 9 smites.  ;)



I smite Gibbo to for the blatant publicity seeking!

It's friday so it must be smite Midas time!



Smite to gibbo to bring his count up. ;)


I smite y'all because you gave reason for smite to a non-member! ;)

Gibbo? Wanna join the smite club? ;D

Smite to Tam for pointing out my screw up.  I am perfect and never make mistakes, did you not know that? ;) :D

i'm gonna go ahead and direct some Monster McMegaSmiteys against marty mcfly.

i'm gonna go ahead and direct some Monster McMegaSmiteys against marty mcfly.


Sounds tasty.  Would you like fries with that, sir? :)

Sounds tasty.  Would you like fries with that, sir? :)
Hmm and a shake I think.

I smite y'all because you gave reason for smite to a non-member! ;)

Gibbo? Wanna join the smite club? ;D


Happy where I am presently Tam.....but thanks for the invite.  You spoiled my fun ;)....I was going to mention their errors in giving reasons for my smites today!! ;D

I smite Howard for liking being at the top of the Smite list


I'm so smitealicious. ;D

Happy where I am presently Tam.....but thanks for the invite.  You spoiled my fun ;)....I was going to mention their errors in giving reasons for my smites today!! ;D


but non members aren't allowed to question their smites...


I smite gibbo because  :-X

but non members aren't allowed to question their smites...


I smite gibbo because  :-X



Do you have a reason why?  ???

;)

but non members aren't allowed to question their smites...


I smite gibbo because  :-X


Wasn't going to question ...quite happy to be smitten.  ::)   Was merely going to point out that while I can receive smites....the smiters cannot give a public reason for smiting a non member.  :P

Wasn't going to question ...quite happy to be smitten.  ::)   Was merely going to point out that while I can receive smites....the smiters cannot give a public reason for smiting a non member.  :P



How can I possibly have 9 smites against my name?  :o I'm warm, sweet, wondferful, intelligent...and never tell a lie! ;)



sounds like you're questioning your smites to me.... ::)

I smite Gibbo for questioning his smites.

sounds like you're questioning your smites to me.... ::)



Smite to snoz for questioning.

sounds like you're questioning your smites to me.... ::)



I smite Gibbo for questioning his smites.


Right....you're both on my list!!!!!

Smite to snoz for questioning.


Smite to Howard for questioning Snoz's questioning of Gibbo's questioning.

Any questions?

Welcome Jamie McBain to the smite club!!!

And a big 'ole SMITE for ya!!! ;D

I'm going to smite him too because he probably likes it. ;D

Welcome smite to JamieMcBain.

I smite people who try to fix their computers who have no idea what they are doing! >:(

I got a laptop today to fix.
Thought it was going to be easy.
Turns out, after uninstalling programs that were not compatible and other trivial things that someone opened up the back and tried to add RAM. Wouldn't have been a problem had they not handled the RAM bare fingered! They ruined both chipsets but touching the contacts with their fingers!!!! Idiots!!! >:( >:(

I smite people who try to fix their computers who have no idea what they are doing! >:(

I got a laptop today to fix.
Thought it was going to be easy.
Turns out, after uninstalling programs that were not compatible and other trivial things that someone opened up the back and tried to add RAM. Wouldn't have been a problem had they not handled the RAM bare fingered! They ruined both chipsets but touching the contacts with their fingers!!!! Idiots!!! >:( >:(


http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa320/SnowyOwlet/Smilies/facepalm.jpg

^ Thanks Jess!
That pretty much sums up how I feel right now!!

Smite to Howard for questioning Snoz's questioning of Gibbo's questioning.

Any questions?


No Questions.  ;D

Welcome smite to Jamie

Hey Jamie... welcome to the club.... SMITE!!! ;D

Welcome Smite member.

Wasn't going to question ...quite happy to be smitten.  ::)  Was merely going to point out that while I can receive smites....the smiters cannot give a public reason for smiting a non member.  :P


To get serious for a moment, that's the real reason I signed onto the whole smite club thing.  When I get close to crossing the line ("Patience:  Good things come to those who wait"), I wanna know why...

...so I can choose whether or noten to do it again.

Smite to The U Scan Machines.

smite to migraines :-[ :-[ :-[

Smite to the customers who keep throwing carts instead of handng it to me. >:(

I smite Jessica for bringing up Andr :-X

Smite to the customers who keep throwing carts instead of handng it to me. >:(



wow how do they lift them high enough to throw them?  ;)

I smite Jessica for bringing up Andr :-X


;D

It was the only comparison I could think of. :D



wow how do they lift them high enough to throw them?  ;)




It's a new Olympic sport: Cart tossing!  Howard is the target at one end of the field, and then they just do a discus throw move and let it rip.  Whoever gets closest to Howard wins.  Bonus points if he catches it.

;D

It was the only comparison I could think of. :D

It's a new Olympic sport: Cart tossing!  Howard is the target at one end of the field, and then they just do a discus throw move and let it rip.  Whoever gets closest to Howard wins.  Bonus points if he catches it.



;D  on both points!

I smite Tam for having all the fun in the medium thread.  I WANNA PLAY TOO DAG NAB IT!

I smite Tam for having all the fun in the medium thread.  I WANNA PLAY TOO DAG NAB IT!


That was just silly of me wasn't it? ;D
It's open again.... for now!!!

That was just silly of me wasn't it? ;D
It's open again.... for now!!!


Not anymore. :D

wow how do they lift them high enough to throw them?  ;)




They don't,they push them so fast,It almost crashed.

Big mushy, gushy welcome back smite for Patty.  ;D

Big mushy, gushy welcome back smite for Patty.  ;D
You're just too kind.  ;D

You're just too kind.  ;D



I'm just that kind of friend  ;D

Smite to the drivers who can't turn correctly in the Pathmark parking lot.

I smite Howard for continuous threadjacking.  He appears to treat every thread, whether a serious thread or not, as nothing other than a place for him to try and get "last post" on. 

I smite Philip Eno.

I smite Howard for continuous threadjacking.  He appears to treat every thread, whether a serious thread or not, as nothing other than a place for him to try and get "last post" on. 

I smite Philip Eno.


Oh C'mon Now Foo,Why so angry about this,this is nothing to complain about,You should have other things to worry about.  ::)

Big mushy, gushy welcome back smite for Patty.   ;D


Ahhhhhhhhhhhh....so sweet!  (Is that allowed in this thread?)  I've missed you too.  :)


Quick, we'd better smite something/someone to cover our tracks.

Uhhhh...I smite the cable company for sending me a bill with a one penny credit and not sending me a check for that penny darnit!  They'd surely expect me to pay the penny if I OWED them.  ;)  ;D

Uh oh, do I get a smite for giving a reason for smiting (the cable company) when they clearly aren't members of this thread? 

I'm rusty and out of practice.  ;D

I smite Foo.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh....so sweet!  (Is that allowed in this thread?)  I've missed you too.   :)


Quick, we'd better smite something/someone to cover our tracks.

Uhhhh...I smite the cable company for sending me a bill with a one penny credit and not sending me a check for that penny darnit!  They'd surely expect me to pay the penny if I OWED them.   ;)  ;D

Uh oh, do I get a smite for giving a reason for smiting (the cable company) when they clearly aren't members of this thread? 

I'm rusty and out of practice.  ;D


I shall smite you for giving a reason and to welcome you back.  :)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh....so sweet!  (Is that allowed in this thread?)  I've missed you too.   :)


Quick, we'd better smite something/someone to cover our tracks.

Uhhhh...I smite the cable company for sending me a bill with a one penny credit and not sending me a check for that penny darnit!  They'd surely expect me to pay the penny if I OWED them.   ;)  ;D

Uh oh, do I get a smite for giving a reason for smiting (the cable company) when they clearly aren't members of this thread? 

I'm rusty and out of practice.  ;D



personally I think its fair to give a reason for a smite for non members of the board. I mean they don't even have an option of joining the smite club since they'd have to be an inthe00s member first.

But not giving a reason for smiting inthe00s members who are not in the smite club is good practice and should still stand.


does this make any sense?



oh I smite Howard for not reading between the lines (and for not reading posts in their entirety) ((and for not letting go))

personally I think its fair to give a reason for a smite for non members of the board. I mean they don't even have an option of joining the smite club since they'd have to be an inthe00s member first.

But not giving a reason for smiting inthe00s members who are not in the smite club is good practice and should still stand.


does this make any sense?






oh I smite Howard for not reading between the lines (and for not reading posts in their entirety) ((and for not letting go))




I smite Snoz for being a boat-rocker.

I smite Snoz for being a boat-rocker.


Hey Rock the Boat... but don't Tip the Boat Over...  ;D


Smite! now that song is stuck in my head!  ;D

oh I smite Howard for not reading between the lines (and for not reading posts in their entirety) ((and for not letting go))


Sorry Snoz,I guess I don't read slowly. :(

Sorry Snoz,I guess I don't read slowly. :(


I know Howard... and sorry I was just, you know, blowing off steam.

I know Howard... and sorry I was just, you know, blowing off steam.





That's quite alright,we all do sometimes. ;)

I smite Jessica for intriguing my curiosity on Flaming Amazons, and now it is burnt in my mind forever :o :o :o :o (although better my mind than my cootchie :-[)

I smite Snozz for giving me the mental image of Snuffie, Big Bird and Maria talking of "baaaaaaaaaaaaad" things :-\\ :-\\ :-\\  There are some things that are better left for the "after school specials (do they have those anymore  :-\\ :-\\ :-\\- I LOVED PINBALLS!!!!!!)....  Anyway it would not have been BOB it would have been Mr. Wiggles or Mr. Rogers - not BOB >:(


I smite Howard because I can!



I smite Al-B for that terrible xerox of a/his butt - too much for my brain to handle ;D ;D ;D ;D




:D :D :D :D :D :D  Wow what a board

I smite Jessica for intriguing my curiosity on Flaming Amazons, and now it is burnt in my mind forever :o :o :o :o (although better my mind than my cootchie :-[)

I smite Snozz for giving me the mental image of Snuffie, Big Bird and Maria talking of "baaaaaaaaaaaaad" things :-\\ :-\\ :-\\  There are some things that are better left for the "after school specials (do they have those anymore  :-\\ :-\\ :-\\- I LOVED PINBALLS!!!!!!)....  Anyway it would not have been BOB it would have been Mr. Wiggles or Mr. Rogers - not BOB >:(


I smite Howard because I can!



I smite Al-B for that terrible xerox of a/his butt - too much for my brain to handle ;D ;D ;D ;D




:D :D :D :D :D :D  Wow what a board



;D  Yeah what a board wonder what happened to it?  ;D

;D  Yeah what a board wonder what happened to it?  ;D
That's another thread (or 3???)  ;)

Hey Rock the Boat... but don't Tip the Boat Over...  ;D


Smite! now that song is stuck in my head!  ;D
Smite to you because it's in mine now too!

Lucky for me i have my brand new MP3 player which I spent 2 hours loading with cool tunes to take my mind of it!  8)

I smite Howard.

I was going to smite ladybug but she made me laugh so much I have spared her!  ;D

I smite Gis. ;)

I smite Howard for mentioning his bowel habits  8-P

I second that Howard smite....yuck.  8-P

See I knew I was right to smite him this morning!  ;D

I smite Howard for not stating a reason for smiting Gis.

I smite Gis 'cuz (select one please):

- it's been awhile
- I can!

:D

I smite Midas for making a cat sick while shooting the video for his avatar :)

I smite Howard for mentioning his bowel habits  8-P



With that in mind,I'll smite myself. ;D

With that in mind,I'll smite myself. ;D


Can't smite yourself, Howard.  I owe you one tomorrow.

Can't smite yourself, Howard.  I owe you one tomorrow.




Ha I don't have to wait... I smite Howard for forgetting that he can't smite himself.

Can't smite yourself, Howard.  I owe you one tomorrow.


So,this will be a Thanksgiving smite?

So,this will be a Thanksgiving smite?


No, it will be a smite for trying to smite yourself, it will just be on Thanksgiving. ;D

I wasn't going to do it but today I am annoyed....


For the first time I smite Marty McFly..... and I'm breaking the rules... I'm tired of the ageist  kid (wonder how he likes me calling him kid) referring to me as middle aged...or in my fifties. I'm 40 damnit!  >:(

I wasn't going to do it but today I am annoyed....


For the first time I smite Marty McFly..... and I'm breaking the rules... I'm tired of the ageist  kid (wonder how he likes me calling him kid) referring to me as middle aged...or in my fifties. I'm 40 damnit!  >:(





No WAI!  You feel so young though :o

And 40 ain't old.

No WAI!  You feel so young though :o

And 40 ain't old.


TY I can't wait until Marty's 40 and I can rub it in...  ;D

TY I can't wait until Marty's 40 and I can rub it in...  ;D
Hey i am only 38 and I think he put me with the fifty group as well >:( >:( >:(

Hey i am only 38 and I think he put me with the fifty group as well >:( >:( >:(



smite away Sami ( ;) ) smite away  ;D

smite away Sami ( ;) ) smite away  ;D
SMITE TO MCFLY

TY I can't wait until Marty's 40 and I can rub it in...  ;D


I must not have been paying attention, when'd he talk smack about 50 year olds? 

I'll be 30 soon.  Hey, I can run for Senate!

I must not have been paying attention, when'd he talk smack about 50 year olds? 

I'll be 30 soon.  Hey, I can run for Senate!


page 6 of the Affair of the Heart thread... you guys were all focused on how he went off on us going off tangent... I focused on him calling us people in their 50s  >:(

No, it will be a smite for trying to smite yourself, it will just be on Thanksgiving. ;D


So like a turkey smite?

So like a turkey smite?
Fine I will give you the Thanksgiving Turkey smite you are sooooo wanting ;D ;D ;D ;D

page 6 of the Affair of the Heart thread... you guys were all focused on how he went off on us going off tangent... I focused on him calling us people in their 50s  >:(


Well, I'm going to get my cane and toddle off to the porch and yell at those young whippersnappers to GTFO my damned lawn.

Well, I'm going to get my cane and toddle off to the porch and yell at those young whippersnappers to GTFO my damned lawn.
I'd do the same if i could get my poor old bones up out of this chair...........

Smite to McFly.

Modified to add the board member of that name and not the band McFly who seem like a nice bunch of young men!  ;D

Fine I will give you the Thanksgiving Turkey smite you are sooooo wanting ;D ;D ;D ;D


God Bless you!  ;D

I wasn't going to do it but today I am annoyed....


For the first time I smite Marty McFly..... and I'm breaking the rules... I'm tired of the ageist  kid (wonder how he likes me calling him kid) referring to me as middle aged...or in my fifties. I'm 40 damnit!  >:(





You're only as old as you feel, snoz.  Karamel to you.

I smite Marty McFly.


http://i-love-disney.com/disney-gallery/albums/Clipart/eeyore/thumb_eeyore.gif

I smite Midas.

I smite Howard for not saying why he smited Midas

I smite Howard for not saying why he smited Midas



I smite for the fun of it.

I smite for the fun of it.



that's more like it  ;)

Then I'll smite you after. ;D

I smite the Wii Fit - Can't find one nowhere (they were everywhere $89 2 weeks ago, now none to be seen and $140 is the cheeapest) >:(

I smite the Wii Fit - Can't find one nowhere (they were everywhere $89 2 weeks ago, now none to be seen and $140 is the cheeapest) >:(


does that 140 come with extras or is it online?

does that 140 come with extras or is it online?


No the 140 is the online "ebay" price... Nothing extra just people jacking up the price - supply and demand :( :( :(

I smite the Wii Fit - Can't find one nowhere (they were everywhere $89 2 weeks ago, now none to be seen and $140 is the cheeapest) >:(


I'd go halfers with ya if you split time with my wife for the game :D :D

I'd go halfers with ya if you split time with my wife for the game :D :D
WHich 1/2 do I get???? ;D ;D ;D ;D

WHich 1/2 do I get???? ;D ;D ;D ;D


Maybe you get it for a couple weeks, and then she gets it for a couple weeks, and we switch off :D :D

Nobody karma me after the next one!  :o :o

I'll smite Walmart.

I'll smite Walmart.



I second that! I also smite the greedy shoppers who only cared about getting "great deals"..and didn't value someone's life. :-\\

I second that! I also smite the greedy shoppers who only cared about getting "great deals"..and didn't value someone's life. :-\\


I'll second that smite.

I'll second that smite.



I third the smite.

Smite to snoz and Howard for reviving an old topic I hoped had gone away.

Hey i am only 38 and I think he put me with the fifty group as well >:( >:( >:(


Yes...this was quite insulting!  You should be proud of that IQ.... :P

Smite to snoz and Howard for reviving an old topic I hoped had gone away.



Well,it didn't.

Well,it didn't.


New day, new smite to Howard for being cheeky and rude

Nobody karma me after the next one!  :o :o


I smite Rice for demanding no karma. :P  :D

New day, new smite to Howard for being cheeky and rude


I love being cheeky.

Smite to all the members who should have posted here to keep this on page one

Smite to all the members who should have posted here to keep this on page one


It's on Page 197.

It's on Page 197.


I owe you a smite for this

I owe you a smite for this

I got it for you , Karen:

Smite to Howard.

I'm going to smite Howard for that, as well. ::)

Aw thanks guys.  I might still smite him for it tomorrow!  ;D

actually I think it was rather clever of him.... so smite me....

Well, since you asked....smite to snoz. ;)

Smite to the Signature Bar - I can not get my ho ho hottie in full detail??? :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'(

Smite to the Signature Bar - I can not get my ho ho hottie in full detail??? :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'(



I like the detail I can make out!  ;D

I like the detail I can make out!  ;D
well he is a fine specimen of a north pole elf ;) ;) ;)

well he is a fine specimen of a north pole elf ;) ;) ;)



I'm more interested in the south pole!  ;) 

I'm more interested in the south pole!  ;) 



SNOZ - shame on you!!!! ;) ;) ;)

SNOZ - shame on you!!!! ;) ;) ;)


I can't help it... he's Ho- Ho- Hot... and I am just a Ho-Ho-Ho!

;D

actually I think it was rather clever of him.... so smite me....





No it isn't

snoz smite

No it isn't

snoz smite


karen smite... its much better than when asks where bobby is.  ;D

I can't help it... he's Ho- Ho- Hot... and I am just a Ho-Ho-Ho!

;D




Pimpslapsmite from SantaPimp to snoz!  Um...cuz I'm tired!  Where's mah money?

Pimpslapsmite from SantaPimp to snoz!  Um...cuz I'm tired!  Where's mah money?



and a bitch slap smite right back atcha!

;D

I'm diggin' the santa pimp hat  :D

I'm going to smite Howard for that, as well. ::)


Hey I was just joking around.  ::)

;)

and a bitch slap smite right back atcha!

;D

I'm diggin' the santa pimp hat  :D



;D  Thanks ;D

New day, page 2?!?  :o  Smite to all smite club members.

;D  Thanks ;D

New day, page 2?!?  :o  Smite to all smite club members.



you should smite us each individually... that will keep it on page one.

;D

you should smite us each individually... that will keep it on page one.

;D


That's not a bad idea...each member in an individual post.

Karamel owed to you for your cleverness :D

Smite to my sister.

That's not a bad idea...each member in an individual post.

Karamel owed to you for your cleverness :D


I'm just a fan of increasing my post count  ;)

I'm just a fan of increasing my post count  ;)


And I smite you for your postwhorishness! ;D

And I smite you for your postwhorishness! ;D



I smite you for calling me a whore when I have clearly stated that I am a Ho Ho Ho!  :D

I smite you for calling me a whore when I have clearly stated that I am a Ho Ho Ho!  :D





Fine then! Have you paid Midas yet?
I would hate for him to have to send out his goons in order to collect! ;D

Fine then! Have you paid Midas yet?
I would hate for him to have to send out his goons in order to collect! ;D



thx... almost forgot...

here ya go midas

http://i534.photobucket.com/albums/ee341/chalupa_305/money.jpg

thx... almost forgot...

here ya go midas

http://i534.photobucket.com/albums/ee341/chalupa_305/money.jpg





Schweet  8)

thx... almost forgot...

here ya go midas

http://i534.photobucket.com/albums/ee341/chalupa_305/money.jpg






How much is there? ???

Smite to Howard for asking!  ;D

Smite to Howard for asking!  ;D


I just asked how much money there was,that was no reason to smite,Smite back to you. :P

Smite to Howard for totally missing the point of the 'Seen This Morning' thread.

How much is there? ???


It's more than $20.  DUH!  :D


I smite Howard for inquiring about my finances :D

I am going to smite Howard as well.  Everyone else is and I want to be a part of the pack. :D

Wow,3 smites whoop de freakin do!  ;D

add one more for Howard for me for his attitude problem... don't get smart with us mister  >:(

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w315/battybattybats/Waggingfinger.jpg





;)


;D

add one more for Howard for me for his attitude problem... don't get smart with us mister  >:(

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w315/battybattybats/Waggingfinger.jpg





;)


;D






Oh please,spare me!  ::)  :P

too late  :P

too late  :P


Please de-smite me?  :(

Please de-smite me?  :(


nope  :)

I would smite Howard for being cheeky but he made me laugh so i will spare him this time!

It's friday so it's time for Midas's smite.

I would smite Howard for being cheeky but he made me laugh so i will spare him this time!


YAY!  ;D

I would smite Howard for being cheeky but he made me laugh so i will spare him this time!

It's friday so it's time for Midas's smite.


I'll smite Howard for you since it's been a day since I smotesmat him last.

I smite Gis for making that dog shop for that hat.  :D

Hey I know I've never posted here, but since i've been mentioned, let me just say one thing (or ten, lol).


When I say this stuff about middle aged people, it's not MY thoughts, its just a more often than not thing I've kinda noticed in society. On the board when I say it's unappealing to hear about their dirty talk or fantasies it's basically the Tia, Midas, lyricboy "I'd hit this/party with that" types. Hell I think that's offensive even if you're 17! (even if more understandable). I think Jason gets carried away with it too, but at least there's certain things about him I do like.





Its just that usually when people reach ABOUT 40 it gets to the point where you could be the parent of a teenager and it wouldnt seem out of place (even if it's still a bit on the young side), so that tends to put you into the group of authority figures or establishment types. Of course that doesn't mean everyone acts like that or will be seen this way, its just a general thing, but I certainly didnt mean to apply it on everyone, sorry if i've come off that way before. :)

Paula Abdul is 46 now and she's a cutie and still seems youngish. There's actually lots of older women I think are quite attractive, and I've always related well to people older than myself (especially because they usually tend to be good listeners and conversationalists). Lots of people in my family act and come off young for their age too, so I grew up being very used to that.






It's not just celebrities either - there's real life people I'm friendly with that are in their 40s/50s and I think they're really cool and I wouldnt consider it offensive to have them talk about dirty stuff or whatever. It more depends on HOW you do things, the way you carry yourself and just your overall attitude, that's what defines us the most. Whether its fair or not, some people can get away with stuff that just would seem wrong on the next person.





It's difficult to describe, I can't pigeonhole it exactly, but it really just depends on the person. I think there's a clear difference between a CEO/your science teacher/a PTA soccer mom-type and the entertainer types. There's some people who no matter how old they get, they just seem like big kids (with their personality and how they act), and you can tell it's not because they're trying to be cool or fit in, but it's just "them".

Hey I think a 57 year old Jay Leno talking about sex or acting like a big kid is pretty damn funny/cool. It's much better than a fat balding slob who looks like someone you wouldn't want hanging around a school doing the same thing. See what I mean now?

^
Get the hell out of this thread, McFly 8-P

^ seconded!

When I say this stuff about middle aged people, it's not MY thoughts, its just a more often than not thing I've kinda noticed in society. On the board when I say it's unappealing to hear about their dirty talk or fantasies it's basically the Tia, Midas, lyricboy "I'd hit this/party with that" types. Hell I think that's offensive even if you're 17! (even if more understandable). I think Jason gets carried away with it too, but at least there's certain things about him I do like.

you seem to have me confused with someone who cares what your opinion of me is. stick with your tedious tuxedo talk board, hoss, i'm so tired of hearing about this fixation you seem to have with "middle-aged" "types" and how they're apparently not supposed to talk about sex.

"types."  ::) i so love to be referred to as a "type." and how, unlike jason, there are evidently not even certain things about me you like.

god, buzz off, man. seriously. this is SO irritating. there's something off-puttingly puritanical and vaguely obsessive about this whole thing, there's a patrick-bateman kinda feel to it.

What are you babbling about?  ???


When I say this stuff about middle aged people, it's not MY thoughts, its just a more often than not thing I've kinda noticed in society. On the board when I say it's unappealing to hear about their dirty talk or fantasies it's basically the Tia, Midas, lyricboy "I'd hit this/party with that" types. Hell I think that's offensive even if you're 17! (even if more understandable). I think Jason gets carried away with it too, but at least there's certain things about him I do like.

You, sir, need to acquire what we call "a sense of humor".






Its just that usually when people reach ABOUT 40 it gets to the point where you could be the parent of a teenager and it wouldnt seem out of place (even if it's still a bit on the young side), so that tends to put you into the group of authority figures or establishment types. Of course that doesn't mean everyone acts like that or will be seen this way, its just a general thing, but I certainly didnt mean to apply it on everyone, sorry if i've come off that way before. :)

Paula Abdul is 46 now and she's a cutie and still seems youngish. There's actually lots of older women I think are quite attractive, and I've always related well to people older than myself (especially because they usually tend to be good listeners and conversationalists). Lots of people in my family act and come off young for their age too, so I grew up being very used to that.

GAH!  Stop generalizing!  I'll talk to my kid any darn way I please as long as he doesn't commit acts of terrorism or treason :P  I know I'm awesome enough to pull this off, the boy told me so :P







Hey I think a 57 year old Jay Leno talking about sex or acting like a big kid is pretty damn funny/cool. It's much better than a fat balding slob who looks like someone you wouldn't want hanging around a school doing the same thing. See what I mean now?


I doth think he just insulted some Penguins indirectly.  SMITE SMITE SMITE!

GAH!  Stop generalizing!  he can't help it, he's one of these generalizing types.

i find there are two kinds of people in this world: those who generalize, and those who...  :D

he can't help it, he's one of these generalizing types.

i find there are two kinds of people in this world: those who generalize, and those who...  :D


Now YOU'RE doing it!  It's contagious!  :o

You know what it would be really cool? If McFly was banned from the boards 8)


Well, he didn't do anything wrong, I don't think there's anything written in the rules that you can't be a covert douchebag...but if you're overtly douchebaggesque, yeah, then BAN BAN BAN!  >:(

You know what it would be really cool? If McFly was banned from the boards 8)
maybe we can scare him off with lots of saucy middle-aged talk about fat bald middle-agers partying with and "hitting" horny midgets.

Hey I think a 57 year old Jay Leno talking about sex or acting like a big kid is pretty damn funny/cool. It's much better than a fat balding slob who looks like someone you wouldn't want hanging around a school doing the same thing. See what I mean now?
now, mcfly, do you really think you look like someone folks would want hanging around a school?  ;D

now, mcfly, do you really think you look like someone folks would want hanging around a school?  ;D


I hung around a school once, but I was a cool science teacher :P

Well, he didn't do anything wrong, I don't think there's anything written in the rules that you can't be a covert douchebag...but if you're overtly douchebaggesque, yeah, then BAN BAN BAN!  >:(


Oh i think he proved he's a true douchebag plenty of times now.
http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/3006/banhimfg8.jpg

^ Great pic :D :D

I don't think he needs a banning but he definitely needs a good talking to and a dose of realism.

I hung around a school once, but I was a cool science teacher :P
that's just what i told da judge!

that's just what i told da judge!


Nobody believes me :-\\

Ah, a diversion for the day...


Hey I know I've never posted here, but since i've been mentioned, let me just say one thing (or ten, lol).


When I say this stuff about middle aged people, it's not MY thoughts, its just a more often than not thing I've kinda noticed in society. On the board when I say it's unappealing to hear about their dirty talk or fantasies it's basically the Tia, Midas, lyricboy "I'd hit this/party with that" types. Hell I think that's offensive even if you're 17! (even if more understandable). I think Jason gets carried away with it too, but at least there's certain things about him I do like.

My goodness, you're fond of name dropping in your little "rants".  Why not include ChuckyG and Tam or maybe even Bobo's name in them?  Why not, you've already attacked half the board, you might as well attack the mods.

Its just that usually when people reach ABOUT 40 it gets to the point where you could be the parent of a teenager and it wouldnt seem out of place (even if it's still a bit on the young side), so that tends to put you into the group of authority figures or establishment types. Of course that doesn't mean everyone acts like that or will be seen this way, its just a general thing, but I certainly didnt mean to apply it on everyone, sorry if i've come off that way before. :)

You have a fixation with getting old, methinks.  Are you scared of losing your boyish charm or something?  Hate to tell you this, but YOU WILL get old, and YOU WILL be thought of as a "sketchy old bastard", especially if you keep obsessing over how awesome you are for being a "gentleman".

Paula Abdul is 46 now and she's a cutie and still seems youngish. There's actually lots of older women I think are quite attractive, and I've always related well to people older than myself (especially because they usually tend to be good listeners and conversationalists). Lots of people in my family act and come off young for their age too, so I grew up being very used to that.

Apparently, you "relating well to the older set" includes insulting half of them, because I don't see you winning many style points on this board with your rhetoric about how old people suck.

It's not just celebrities either - there's real life people I'm friendly with that are in their 40s/50s and I think they're really cool and I wouldnt consider it offensive to have them talk about dirty stuff or whatever. It more depends on HOW you do things, the way you carry yourself and just your overall attitude, that's what defines us the most. Whether its fair or not, some people can get away with stuff that just would seem wrong on the next person.

So it's okay for people to be sketchy if you know them personally? WTF?

And your overall attitude on here is defining you as the suck.

It's difficult to describe, I can't pigeonhole it exactly, but it really just depends on the person. I think there's a clear difference between a CEO/your science teacher/a PTA soccer mom-type and the entertainer types. There's some people who no matter how old they get, they just seem like big kids (with their personality and how they act), and you can tell it's not because they're trying to be cool or fit in, but it's just "them".

So people on here are old farts who are dirty and act like little kids.  Gotcha.

Hey I think a 57 year old Jay Leno talking about sex or acting like a big kid is pretty damn funny/cool. It's much better than a fat balding slob who looks like someone you wouldn't want hanging around a school doing the same thing. See what I mean now?


Wow, I was willing to give you a pass on your other little rant because you seem so genuinely offended and outraged.  This takes the cake though.  You've just established yourself as the biggest twat on the board.  Good job!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/old_biff/Oct08andtapes012.jpg

"IT PUTS THE SEX TALK IN THE BASKET OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN"  :o

^ OMFG. ;D

Hey, that reminds me.

I smite McFly and no explanation is necessary!  He totally put it out there for everyone!

I'll smite Howard for you since it's been a day since I smotesmat him last.

I smite Gis for making that dog shop for that hat.  :D
Dog?? DOG!! He's a Chimp and I made him the hat.

Harry smites Midas for calling him a dog!

Hey, that reminds me.

I smite McFly and no explanation is necessary!  He totally put it out there for everyone!
He is doing a truely awesome job of alienating the whole board it has to be said.

He is doing a truely awesome job of alienating the whole board it has to be said.


Well I must say that the initial post and the ensuing backlash from everyone is a nice diversion for me today.

I still smite death though. :P

Dog?? DOG!! He's a Chimp and I made him the hat.

Harry smites Midas for calling him a dog!
are dogs allowed to smite? i need a ref over here! :D

are dogs allowed to smite? i need a ref over here! :D
HE'S NOT A DOG HE'S A CHIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^ OMFG. ;D


Seconded. ;D


I smite McFly as well

Dude, you really need to get a grip.  This is the Playful Penguin Place.  Get it?  We are playful.  You have the TTT now.  I am betting you won't find any of the posts you find so offensive there.  ::)

HE'S NOT A DOG HE'S A CHIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I thought he was a dog too until I looked closer.... :-[  And I should know this because I collect chimps/monkeys!

It's the fur around the santa hat that is throwing me off, methinks.

I thought he was a dog too until I looked closer.... :-[  And I should know this because I collect chimps/monkeys!

It's the fur around the santa hat that is throwing me off, methinks.


I thought it was a dog, as well. 

I thought he was a dog too until I looked closer.... :-[  And I should know this because I collect chimps/monkeys!

It's the fur around the santa hat that is throwing me off, methinks.
Poor Harry!  :\'(


Is this a better picture?

Poor Harry!  :\'(


Is this a better picture?


Oh...I see it now.  He's cute.

Poor Harry!  :\'(


Is this a better picture?


Yes yes.  I should take a picture of the Rocco chimp that Midas gave me ages ago.  He has a leather jacket. :D