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Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 11/11/08 at 7:49 pm

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor......



Would that be considered an infinite smite?



I'm prepared to second that if Tam is in.... she's been around long enough to know it's coming.....

ShT.... Saver.... we've gone this route before.





We have gone this route before, However - those who have been smitted infinitely never participated in the club. This is so much more fun when we get to read the guile that prompts said smites. ;) 8)


For the record, it's spelled A-N-D-R-I-A.


I smite A-N-D-R-I-A because I really didn't need a spelling lesson today, and seriously, no one cares how a name is spelled. The more it is pointed out, the worse the spelling gets! 8-P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 11/11/08 at 8:43 pm


Don't you know that you are wasting your smites when you do that?  ;)

A smite is a way to let you know that you've done something displeasing.  I can do it every day, if I choose (as you may choose to smite me back).  I will smite you every day because I have to read around your posts, which I consider to be absolute fabrications. 

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 11/11/08 at 9:26 pm


For the record, it's spelled A-N-D-R-I-A.


For the record, I was imitating someone else who's a stickler for spelling on here AND using the punnery humour of the day.  I believed I've used my smite on you for today.

Nally gets a smite.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 11/11/08 at 10:33 pm


Let's not get into technicalities and we will just say a bra belongs on the floor, not on ones head :D :D :D



along with her panties.  :o

;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 11/11/08 at 10:34 pm


such as the comparison between these two....
http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/dpa/lowres/dpan838l.jpg

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D



man are those huge!!!  :o :o

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Rice_Cube on 11/11/08 at 10:51 pm

ladybug gets a smite for making way too much sense. 

Curse you and your logic!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 11/11/08 at 10:53 pm


ladybug gets a smite for making way too much sense. 

Curse you and your logic!

I smite you right back for trying to slap some nonsense into me!  :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Rice_Cube on 11/11/08 at 10:55 pm


I smite you right back for trying to slap some nonsense into me!  :P


I think some people have you beat in the nonsense department :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 11/11/08 at 10:58 pm


I think some people have you beat in the nonsense department :D
  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/11/08 at 11:27 pm



man are those huge!!!  :o :o



I smite How-hard for getting turned on by a cartoon drawing. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 11/11/08 at 11:45 pm


For the record, I was imitating someone else who's a stickler for spelling on here AND using the punnery humour of the day.  I believed I've used my smite on you for today.

Nally gets a smite.


I smite you for using a capital "N" for    http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s78/AL-B_photos/Northern_Natural_Gas_logo2.jpgally's  name.





Actually, no I don't.  ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 11/12/08 at 1:49 am


It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor......


We have gone this route before, However - those who have been smitted infinitely never participated in the club. This is so much more fun when we get to read the guile that prompts said smites. ;) 8)

I smite A-N-D-R-I-A because I really didn't need a spelling lesson today, and seriously, no one cares how a name is spelled. The more it is pointed out, the worse the spelling gets! 8-P


point very well taken!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 11/12/08 at 7:43 am



I smite How-hard for getting turned on by a cartoon drawing. :D



So what I can't get turned on by a dirty cartoon?  ::) ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 11/12/08 at 7:57 am



So what I can't get turned on by a dirty cartoon?  ::) ;D
I am sorry everyone, I did not know a cartoon could do so much for a person!







Howard did you collect another Kleenex box!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 11/12/08 at 7:58 am


I am sorry everyone, I did not know a cartoon could do so much for a person!







Howard did you collect another Kleenex box!


No I don't collect Kleenex boxes.  ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 11/12/08 at 8:04 am


No I don't collect Kleenex boxes.  ::)
Well I smite you for not collecting kleenex boxes ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 11/12/08 at 10:17 am



I smite How-hard for getting turned on by a cartoon drawing. :D


I smite Quirk for calling Howard 'How-hard' 'cuz I don't really wanna know.  8-P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 11/12/08 at 10:26 am

I smite Philip Eno.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 11/12/08 at 10:45 am


I smite Quirk for calling Howard 'How-hard' 'cuz I don't really wanna know.  8-P


She can call me whatever she wants. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 11/12/08 at 12:19 pm

I smite Howard for not collecting Klenex boxes.  I was in the process of knitting him a tissue box cover.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/12/08 at 12:38 pm


I smite Quirk for calling Howard 'How-hard' 'cuz I don't really wanna know.  8-P

;D ;D :D
She can call me whatever she wants. ;D


anything but late for dinner?! Er. ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 11/12/08 at 12:43 pm

I smite Mr Mister

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 11/12/08 at 3:01 pm

I smite Jessica for calling me Mr. Ass Crack.  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 11/12/08 at 3:16 pm


I smite Jessica for calling me Mr. Ass Crack.  ;D


You're welcome. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 11/12/08 at 6:11 pm


I smite Howard for not collecting Klenex boxes.  I was in the process of knitting him a tissue box cover.
There goes that Christmas gift ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 11/12/08 at 7:47 pm


;D ;D :D
anything but late for dinner?! Er. ::)



I already had dinner. ;D ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 11/12/08 at 9:45 pm

New day, new smite for Andria for previously stated reasons.

And to Jessica for that wacky dog with a smile.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 11/12/08 at 10:06 pm


New day, new smite for Andria for previously stated reasons.

And to Jessica for that wacky dog with a smile.


Which one?  I've posted way too many pictures lately. :D

I smite Andria for failing at sarcasm.  FAIL!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Andria on 11/12/08 at 10:08 pm

I smite Ladybug316 for calling me a liar and for promising to smite me every day.  8-P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 11/12/08 at 10:09 pm


I smite Ladybug316 for calling me a liar and for promising to smite me every day.  8-P


Liar.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 11/12/08 at 10:18 pm


Liar.
can I add idiot

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Rice_Cube on 11/12/08 at 10:20 pm


can I add idiot


Oooh, we should go to thesaurus.com and type out all the other synonyms!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 11/12/08 at 10:21 pm


Oooh, we should go to thesaurus.com and type out all the other synonyms!
go for it!  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Rice_Cube on 11/12/08 at 10:26 pm

blockhead, bonehead*, cretin, dimwit, dork, dumbbell, dunce, fool, ignoramus, imbecile, jerk, kook*, moron, nincompoop, ninny, nitwit, out to lunch, pinhead*, simpleton, stupid, tomfool, twit

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 11/12/08 at 10:38 pm

Alright guys, not to put a damper on the conversation flow, but we must keep it down to a dull roar.... please. ;)

smite me for it ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Rice_Cube on 11/12/08 at 10:43 pm

I smite Tam for doing her job >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 11/12/08 at 10:45 pm


Alright guys, not to put a damper on the conversation flow, but we must keep it down to a dull roar.... please. ;)

smite me for it ;D
I am trying, I was playing nice!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 11/12/08 at 10:52 pm


I am trying, I was playing nice!


I know, I know..... ;)

It's just that even though we don't always agree with certain posts, we all still have to abide by the forum Rules.

A dull roar is all I am asking for.

Continue with my smiting.....

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 11/12/08 at 10:56 pm

I smite Tam because I can't smite Andria anymore today. ;D

My reasoning makes about as much sense as some posts in the LTE.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 11/12/08 at 10:58 pm


I smite Tam because I can't smite Andria anymore today. ;D

My reasoning makes about as much sense as some posts in the LTE.
Are you smiting me for my posts on lizard and amphibian (herps) safety???  Is that what I am hearing ;) ;) ;)






;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 11/12/08 at 10:59 pm


Are you smiting me for my posts on lizard and amphibian (herps) safety???  Is that what I am hearing ;) ;) ;)






;D


No, but I smite you for thinking that. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 11/12/08 at 11:12 pm


No, but I smite you for thinking that. ;D
I smite you back - hah!  (Do you have any lizzards or frogs I can defend?) ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 11/12/08 at 11:15 pm

I smite 2kidsami for spelling lizards wrongly.  And she should know how to spell the word - being an expert an' all

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 11/12/08 at 11:18 pm


I smite 2kidsami for spelling lizards wrongly.  And she should know how to spell the word - being an expert an' all
NOW NOW I smite you, never did I use the word "expert" I just believe I have some more experience than others!!!!  Again I maybe a little punchy right now ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Red Ant on 11/12/08 at 11:19 pm


I know, I know..... ;)

It's just that even though we don't always agree with certain posts, we all still have to abide by the forum Rules.

A dull roar is all I am asking for.

Continue with my smiting.....


Very well then...

I smite Tam for not answering earlier.  ;D

Ant

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 11/12/08 at 11:23 pm


Very well then...

I smite Tam for not answering earlier.  ;D

Ant

Mahahahahaha!!!
I was kind of 'indisposed'. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Red Ant on 11/12/08 at 11:31 pm


Mahahahahaha!!!
I was kind of 'indisposed'. ;D


lmao!

Ant

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 11/12/08 at 11:32 pm


Mahahahahaha!!!
I was kind of 'indisposed'. ;D
WHat where you doing???  A smite should go out to Tam for not being here to answer your thread ;) ;) ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 11/12/08 at 11:41 pm


alright I smite Andria...does anyone really need to ask why?




Hey Tam ROAR! (see < it's a dull roar  ;) )   and smite but only because you told me too.  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 11/12/08 at 11:44 pm


WHat where you doing???  A smite should go out to Tam for not being here to answer your thread ;) ;) ;)


If you must know.....
Actually, nevermind. Not worth being compared to Howard and Whistledog! ;D ;D




Hey Tam ROAR! (see < it's a dull roar  ;) )   and smite but only because you told me too.  ;D



Ahhh! I see nose nuggets has taken a liking to quips! Here's one for ya.....

SMITE!


;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 11/12/08 at 11:49 pm


If you must know.....
Actually, nevermind. Not worth being compared to Howard and Whistledog! ;D ;D

Ahhh! I see nose nuggets has taken a liking to quips! Here's one for ya.....

SMITE!


;D ;D ;D




hmmm who shall I smite tomorrow? I must think about this some more  ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 11/12/08 at 11:50 pm




hmmm who shall I smite tomorrow? I must think about this some more  ;)




Too funny - although I am positive you will have forgotten by then!!! ;) ;D 8)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Rice_Cube on 11/12/08 at 11:52 pm

http://www.gepr.net/smite.jpg

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 11/12/08 at 11:59 pm


If you must know.....
Actually, nevermind. Not worth being compared to Howard and Whistledog! ;D ;D

Ahhh! I see nose nuggets has taken a liking to quips! Here's one for ya.....

SMITE!


;D ;D ;D
Say no more

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 11/13/08 at 12:01 am


Say no more


No more





:D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 11/13/08 at 12:02 am


No more





:D
lol ;D ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 11/13/08 at 12:03 am

oOo I am feeling froggy tonight! ;)

Dagny would be impressed! 8)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 11/13/08 at 12:05 am


oOo I am feeling froggy tonight! ;)

Dagny would be impressed! 8)
Need some info on frogs????? :D :D :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 11/13/08 at 12:06 am


Need some info on frogs????? :D :D :D


You are too freakin funny!!! ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 11/13/08 at 12:38 am

I smite 80sfan

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 11/13/08 at 2:28 am

I smite Gwyneth Paltrow and Robert Downey, Jr.  Iron Man SUCKS!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 11/13/08 at 2:30 am


I smite Gwyneth Paltrow and Robert Downey, Jr.  Iron Man SUCKS!


aw I kind of liked it... not well enough to buy it but I'd watch it again.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 11/13/08 at 4:01 am


I smite Gwyneth Paltrow and Robert Downey, Jr.  Iron Man SUCKS!
I smite you for dissing Iron Man.


Smite to Tam for being all froggy and a smite to Andria so i can join the roar

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: gibbo on 11/13/08 at 4:43 am


I smite Gwyneth Paltrow and Robert Downey, Jr.  Iron Man SUCKS!


I can't smite ...so bite your tongue.... :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 11/13/08 at 6:42 am

I smite the frogs.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 11/13/08 at 8:50 am


oOo I am feeling froggy tonight! ;)

Dagny would be impressed! 8)


You're right, I am impressed. :D



I smite the frogs.


WHAT?!?!?!?! :o :o :o  How could you smite innocent froggies?  What did they ever do to you? I smite Howard in defense of the frogs.  :P


And a preemptive smite to Snoz who will probably smite me for defending the frogs. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 11/13/08 at 11:11 am

Okay okay okay, I see y'all like Iron Man, so let me clarify.  Rober Downey, Jr. and Gwyneth Paltrow suck and they should have never been in this movie.  Downey talks like he's twitching from crack and Paltrow is useless and not even very pretty.

:D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 11/13/08 at 11:15 am


Okay okay okay, I see y'all like Iron Man, so let me clarify.  Rober Downey, Jr. and Gwyneth Paltrow suck and they should have never been in this movie.  Downey talks like he's twitching from crack and Paltrow is useless and not even very pretty.

:D


I smite Jessica for explaining her smite of non-members.  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 11/13/08 at 11:27 am


I smite Jessica for explaining her smite of non-members.  :D


Gah, I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Rice_Cube on 11/13/08 at 11:30 am


I smite Gwyneth Paltrow and Robert Downey, Jr.  Iron Man SUCKS!


I can't smite Jess for saying this because the Dark Knight was much better than Iron Man, although I found Iron Man immensely enjoyable.  Which means the Dark Knight = ROxx0RZ

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 11/13/08 at 12:59 pm


You're right, I am impressed. :D

WHAT?!?!?!?! :o :o :o  How could you smite innocent froggies?  What did they ever do to you? I smite Howard in defense of the frogs.  :P


And a preemptive smite to Snoz who will probably smite me for defending the frogs. ;D



You're right... I smite frogs too and you for defending them  ;D


Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 11/13/08 at 1:01 pm




hmmm who shall I smite tomorrow? I must think about this some more  ;)


think it over, nose nuggs, and get back to us.  :P

you know what? i'm not even gonna smite nobody right now.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 11/13/08 at 1:03 pm


think it over, nose nuggs, and get back to us.  :P

you know what? i'm not even gonna smite nobody right now.



see tam was right I did forget....


but now I remember.  I smite Tam and Tia for the obvious reasons.



and I smite Andria because its a new day in the West Coast.


Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 11/13/08 at 4:16 pm

^ mahahaha!!!


I smite anyone who continues to use 'karen' jokes that are now old and tired. ie. Bobby, karma etc. Even some jokes need to die! ;)

And I smite the weather. It's too dang cold up here!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 11/13/08 at 4:18 pm



You're right... I smite frogs too and you for defending them  ;D





does that include Kermit?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 11/13/08 at 4:48 pm

I smite Howard because

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 11/13/08 at 4:54 pm


does that include Kermit?



kermit's a muppet not a frog

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 11/13/08 at 4:57 pm



kermit's a muppet not a frog
he's not a frog? thank you for crushing my dreams, nosenuggets.  :\'(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 11/13/08 at 4:58 pm


I smite Howard because



because why?  ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 11/13/08 at 4:59 pm


he's not a frog? thank you for crushing my dreams, nosenuggets.  :\'(



and...tia & tony malone are not really witches....that's just Disney movie magic....deal with it.   ;D


Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 11/13/08 at 5:08 pm



because why?  ::)


swearing, pointing out the obvious, posting in several threads the same identical message...


I think that about covers it for now

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 11/13/08 at 5:13 pm


swearing, pointing out the obvious, posting in several threads the same identical message...


I think that about covers it for now



Sorry,got over my head. :(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Andria on 11/13/08 at 11:18 pm

I have a parody of the "Barney & Friends" theme song that is all about the Smite Club submitted to AmIRight. Watch for it, and you can smite me all you want for writing it.  :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 11/13/08 at 11:22 pm


I have a parody of the "Barney & Friends" theme song that is all about the Smite Club submitted to AmIRight. Watch for it, and you can smite me all you want for writing it.  :)


Thanks for the heads up.  Now when it comes out, I can instantly report it.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 11/13/08 at 11:24 pm



I'm guessing.....


I hate you; you hate me
its a dsyfunctional family


I was singing that song when I worked at Barnes & Noble in 92  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 11/13/08 at 11:27 pm


Thanks for the heads up.  Now when it comes out, I can instantly report it.
LOL, you are sooo bad!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 11/13/08 at 11:28 pm



I'm guessing.....


I hate you; you hate me
its a dsyfunctional family


I was singing that song when I worked at Barnes & Noble in 92  ;D
Oh OH oH - Did you sing the Going to the Chapel parody as well???




Going to the courthouse and we're gonna get divorced? ;D ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 11/13/08 at 11:35 pm


LOL, you are sooo bad!


/bows

I was thinking of doing a parody to the tune of "Fire" by Jimi Hendrix.  The parody title would be "Liar".

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 11/13/08 at 11:37 pm


Oh OH oH - Did you sing the Going to the Chapel parody as well???




Going to the courthouse and we're gonna get divorced? ;D ;D ;D ;D


no I never sang that one. but I will start  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 11/13/08 at 11:44 pm


/bows

I was thinking of doing a parody to the tune of "Fire" by Jimi Hendrix.  The parody title would be "Liar".
I was thinking of doing a parody of High School Musical's "NOW or NEVER" and it starts with
Six, Six minutes left better get it done
Six, six, six more minutes get ready, game on!
Six, six, six minutes left running out of time!
Six, six, six more minutes till it's on the line!
Six, six, six minutes left gotta get it done
Six, six, six more minutes till we're number 1!


See the changes???? ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 11/13/08 at 11:48 pm


I was thinking of doing a parody of High School Musical's "NOW or NEVER" and it starts with
Six, Six minutes left better get it done
Six, six, six more minutes get ready, game on!
Six, six, six minutes left running out of time!
Six, six, six more minutes till it's on the line!
Six, six, six minutes left gotta get it done
Six, six, six more minutes till we're number 1!


See the changes???? ;D ;D ;D


;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Andria on 11/14/08 at 12:51 am



I'm guessing.....


I hate you; you hate me
its a dsyfunctional family


I was singing that song when I worked at Barnes & Noble in 92  ;D


No, it's not. It kind of goes like this: "I smite you, you smite me, on In-The-O-O's dot com, with a smite for me and a smite for one and all". I can't remember the rest.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/14/08 at 1:40 am

I SMITE AL-B  for removing his pic of him and the bunny statue

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 11/14/08 at 1:53 am


I SMITE AL-B  for removing his pic of him and the bunny statue


What the hell?  Where was this at and why did I miss it?!?!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/14/08 at 1:55 am


What the hell?  Where was this at and why did I miss it?!?!
surely you saw the pic of Al mounting the giant bunny statue  ;D  it was classic AL-B

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/14/08 at 1:55 am


What the hell?  Where was this at and why did I miss it?!?!
I think it was in the vac pics section.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 11/14/08 at 2:02 am


surely you saw the pic of Al mounting the giant bunny statue  ;D  it was classic AL-B


OOOOOH, that one!  I thought he had posted something new. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/14/08 at 2:07 am


OOOOOH, that one!  I thought he had posted something new. ;D
not new, that one. so then you do remember it. that was too funny

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 11/14/08 at 7:43 am



I'm guessing.....


I hate you; you hate me
its a dsyfunctional family


I was singing that song when I worked at Barnes & Noble in 92  ;D


must be the evil Barney. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 11/14/08 at 8:43 am


I have a parody of the "Barney & Friends" theme song that is all about the Smite Club submitted to AmIRight. Watch for it, and you can smite me all you want for writing it.  :)


I'll smite you regardless, as it's a new day.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 11/14/08 at 9:17 am


I smite wildfires.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 11/14/08 at 9:31 am


I smite wildfires.



I will second that smite.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 11/14/08 at 9:32 am

I third that smite.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 11/14/08 at 9:46 am

i double-smite wildfires  :(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 11/14/08 at 9:56 am

I smite Tam for letting everything get "back to normal".  :P :D

Nally and Philip Eno get smites also.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 11/14/08 at 10:55 am

I smite Marty McFly.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 11/14/08 at 11:01 am

I smite Midas for making Dagwood a sad panda

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 11/14/08 at 11:07 am


I smite Midas for making Dagwood a sad panda


I smite karen as Dagwood will get over it. :D

I smite Howard for posting in two different threads about the malfunctioning Pathmark timeclock.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 11/14/08 at 11:31 am


I smite karen as Dagwood will get over it. :D




I smite Midas for caring so much about my sad panda status. :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 11/14/08 at 11:34 am

I smite Andria just for being on this board.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 11/14/08 at 11:38 am


I smite Midas for caring so much about my sad panda status. :P


Aw, I smite Dagwood as I posted a picture to explain her panda sadness.  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 11/14/08 at 11:49 am

I saw it, but it has been a while since I have smote/smat you so I had to smite you. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 11/14/08 at 12:08 pm


I saw it, but it has been a while since I have smote/smat you so I had to smite you. :D

Understood and back atcha. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Andria on 11/14/08 at 12:10 pm

I smite Jessica and Ladybug316 for their opinions regarding me.  8-P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 11/14/08 at 12:15 pm

i smite jessica, ladybug, AND andria as part of my new "scorched earth" smite policy.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 11/14/08 at 12:16 pm

and midas, davey thrashmister, as well as myself. and rice. and badfingerfan.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 11/14/08 at 12:18 pm


and midas, davey thrashmister, as well as myself. and rice. and badfingerfan.


I smite Tia for violating Smite Club rules by smiting himself.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 11/14/08 at 1:15 pm


I smite Jessica and Ladybug316 for their opinions regarding me.  8-P

Put that tongue back in your mouth and pretend you're a lady!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 11/14/08 at 1:17 pm


I smite Tia for violating Smite Club rules by smiting himself.
well, that worked, actually. self-smite by proxy.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 11/14/08 at 1:18 pm

I smite Midas for the line under his avatar!  More than 12 inches - please!  This lying business is OBVIOUSlY contagious!  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 11/14/08 at 1:42 pm


Put that tongue back in your mouth and pretend you're a lady!


;D


I smite Midas for the line under his avatar!  More than 12 inches - please!  This lying business is OBVIOUSlY contagious!   ;D


Nuh uh!  It's actually true!  I can vouch for that.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 11/14/08 at 1:54 pm


I smite Jessica and Ladybug316 for their opinions regarding me.  8-P


Buck up kid, they're actually being friendly.  BTW a friendly little smite from little old me. :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 11/14/08 at 2:08 pm

I feel ignored, so I smite the entire Smite Club (minus me, of course).


Take that and party.





:P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 11/14/08 at 2:10 pm


I feel ignored, so I smite the entire Smite Club (minus me, of course).


Take that and party.





:P


I was going to smite you.  I just had to think of a reason.  Consider yourself smoted.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Andria on 11/14/08 at 2:11 pm


Buck up kid, they're actually being friendly.  BTW a friendly little smite from little old me. :)


Friendly? They call me a liar!  >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 11/14/08 at 2:14 pm


Friendly? They call me a liar!  >:(


In all my four years I can honestly say I've been called worse.  I kind of miss being mentally bludgeoned by people.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 11/14/08 at 2:15 pm


I was going to smite you.  I just had to think of a reason.  Consider yourself smoted.




Take that and party.


I know this was pushing it... ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 11/14/08 at 2:15 pm


Friendly? They call me a liar!  >:(



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Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Rice_Cube on 11/14/08 at 2:17 pm


In all my four years I can honestly say I've been called worse.  I kind of miss being mentally bludgeoned by people.


Lies!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 11/14/08 at 2:19 pm


Lies!


Smite for not taking into consideration Sister Morphine's rages.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Rice_Cube on 11/14/08 at 2:20 pm


Smite for not taking into consideration Sister Morphine's rages.


Yeah, she was a bit confrontational, but now when will I get to enjoy my popcorn?  :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 11/14/08 at 2:24 pm


Yeah, she was a bit confrontational, but now when will I get to enjoy my popcorn?  :P


You needed her permission to do that.  Remember nothing happened on her watch.  Kinda miss the overbearing wench sometimes.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Andria on 11/14/08 at 2:42 pm


Put that tongue back in your mouth and pretend you're a lady!


If I had a webcam, I would post a video of myself sticking my tongue out at anyone who looked at the picture.  :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 11/14/08 at 2:50 pm



Nuh uh!  It's actually true!  I can vouch for that.


See?    8)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 11/14/08 at 2:55 pm

Remember nothing happened on her watch.  Kinda miss the overbearing wench sometimes.
yeah, she was like security. she was our security wench.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 11/14/08 at 3:16 pm

Nuh uh!  It's actually true!  I can vouch for that.

Ahem, alrighty then http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 11/14/08 at 3:37 pm


No, Andria is correct, I don't like her.  I think she's a liar.


So smite me for trying to keep a sense of good will.  I should know better.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 11/14/08 at 3:39 pm


So smite me for trying to keep a sense of good will.  I should know better.


I smite you for being good!  What the hell are you thinking? :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 11/14/08 at 3:40 pm


I smite you for being good!  What the hell are you thinking? :D


Smite for calling me a goody goody. >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 11/14/08 at 5:14 pm


So smite me for trying to keep a sense of good will.  I should know better.

Ok, I smite Reynolds1863 because she should know better.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 11/14/08 at 5:21 pm


If I had a webcam, I would post a video of myself sticking my tongue out at anyone who looked at the picture.  :)

Well, I did say pretend you were a lady.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 11/14/08 at 6:19 pm

Too bad you will reunion some day!!! :o :o :o

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 11/14/08 at 6:31 pm



Aren't you just the picture of humanity.  I don't mean to sound cold-hearted but someone needs to give you a reality check.  Please get over yourself.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 11/14/08 at 6:32 pm



Wow, not only is that completely f*cked up but it's more than just a tad psycho.  >:(

http://www.beijingolympicsfan.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/ban-olympics-blogging.jpg

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 11/14/08 at 6:42 pm


Your penchant for lying makes me doubt even this story.  However, if it is true, then you're just pathetic.

I'm going to concur with my homeboy Al-B on this one.  Ban her.  She's nothing but a troll looking for angry reactions and attention.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 11/14/08 at 6:59 pm



Life's too short to wish people ill.  If someone doesn't like you, get over it.  It isn't worth the anger.  There are people in the world that you don't like, just like there are people who don't like you.  It's not worth the anger.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Rice_Cube on 11/14/08 at 7:02 pm


Life's too short to wish people ill.  If someone doesn't like you, get over it.  It isn't worth the anger.  There are people in the world that you don't like, just like there are people who don't like you.  It's not worth the anger.


Wise.

Skillz + 14.

Of course, we COULD just ignore the trolls, whether or not they are pathological liars...

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/14/08 at 8:04 pm

I SMITE the Beavers

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 11/14/08 at 8:04 pm

smite Howard for posting in two different threads about the malfunctioning Pathmark timeclock.

Oh please,spare me!  :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 11/14/08 at 8:35 pm

Alright, that's enough out of you, Girl, Interupted.  Most people come to this board to blab, discuss and even disagree but we all have a general respect for one another. 

From day one you've haven't conversed with anyone, you've expounded on these crazy exploits, tried to dictate how to address you and layed all your stink out there for us to smell.  You don't respect anyone and that is why I cannot tolerate you.  Your Josh Ramsey story serves to support my claim that you are a socially stunted liar who feeds off negative energy and even a dope fiend can recognize it. 

Run, don't walk, to psychotherapy.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 11/14/08 at 8:44 pm


Alright, that's enough out of you, Girl, Interupted.  Most people come to this board to blab, discuss and even disagree but we all have a general respect for one another. 

From day one you've haven't conversed with anyone, you've expounded on these crazy exploits, tried to dictate how to address you and layed all your stink out there for us to smell.  You don't respect anyone and that is why I cannot tolerate you.  Your Josh Ramsey story serves to support my claim that you are a socially stunted liar who feeds off negative energy and even a dope fiend can recognize it. 

Run, don't walk, to psychotherapy.



Save your breath.  She said she was deleting herself in the "I'm Leaving..." thread.  We can only hope that it is not another lie. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: thereshegoes on 11/14/08 at 8:45 pm


I SMITE the Beavers


Who are the beavers?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/14/08 at 8:53 pm


Who are the beavers?
the beavers football team from Oregon State University are playing the UC Berkeley California Bears tomorrow. I Smite all those buck toothed bums and their annoying fans too.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/14/08 at 9:00 pm




crazy much? ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 11/14/08 at 9:02 pm

dont waste your time shagging on andria, she's gone.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/14/08 at 9:03 pm


dont waste your time on andria, she's gone.


I wonder if she'll come back under another alias?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 11/14/08 at 9:07 pm


I wonder if she'll come back under another alias?
She won't be easy to spot ;) ;) ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/14/08 at 9:08 pm


She won't be easy to spot ;) ;) ;)


;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 11/14/08 at 9:10 pm


She won't be easy to spot ;) ;) ;)


Yeah, just look for the reptiles that have Mexican drug cartel connections and down bottles of Everclear while high on PCP and playing Russian Roulette.

Did I cover it all?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 11/14/08 at 9:15 pm

I smite you all for making go through posts and delete more guile spewed from the mouths of babes!!!
(I really wanted to say something else but of course Mod-Tam didn't think it was appropriate! ::) )

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 11/14/08 at 9:20 pm


I smite you all for making go through posts and delete more guile spewed from the mouths of babes!!!
(I really wanted to say something else but of course Mod-Tam didn't think it was appropriate! ::) )


I smite Mod-Tam then for doing her job. ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 11/14/08 at 9:26 pm


Yeah, just look for the reptiles that have Mexican drug cartel connections and down bottles of Everclear while high on PCP and playing Russian Roulette.

Did I cover it all?
You forgot the broken bones, slipped disk, and various other accidents; while only being 110 pounds and beautiful 8-P 8-P 8-P http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/barf.gif http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/barf.gif http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/barf.gifbut don't mention my beauty or body (that I want you to not notice so much, that I post a picture of myself) or any sexually explicit question, because I may report you; the delapitated house with soo much trash and over growth you can not find the front door, back door or any window; my vehicles that I do not believe in spending over $100 for but proud enough of them that I post them in most posts; and that Everclear is my "expensive" liquor of choice for normal hour to hour drinks I will stick with bottles and bottles of those that cost less than $5.00 a bottle....


Oh and my posts can be quite lengthy and descriptive

Now I think you have it all

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 11/14/08 at 9:29 pm

I smite whoever it was that made me miss all that.  Fun and games on the boards and I was only awau for a couple of hours  :\'(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 11/14/08 at 9:40 pm

I SMITE THE 24 HOUR KARMA WARNING ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 11/14/08 at 9:52 pm


dont waste your time shagging on andria, she's gone.



sounds like I missed a doozy  ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 11/14/08 at 9:53 pm


I smite you all for making go through posts and delete more guile spewed from the mouths of babes!!!
(I really wanted to say something else but of course Mod-Tam didn't think it was appropriate! ::) )



I smite you because if you'd waited just 30 minutes I wouldn't have missed it  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 11/14/08 at 9:56 pm


I smite whoever it was that made me miss all that.  Fun and games on the boards and I was only awau for a couple of hours  :\'(


you and me both I just got back from radio shack with an ethernet cable so I could get online.....  man I meant to buy it hours ago but forgot  >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 11/14/08 at 9:58 pm


you and me both I just got back from radio shack with an ethernet cable so I could get online.....  man I meant to buy it hours ago but forgot  >:(

I smite whoever it was that made me miss all that.  Fun and games on the boards and I was only awau for a couple of hours  :\'(
I smite you both for missing it, where were you we could've used you.... But we held strong ;D ;D ;D

6 minutes is all it took to move someone ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 11/14/08 at 10:12 pm


I smite you both for missing it, where were you we could've used you.... But we held strong ;D ;D ;D

6 minutes is all it took to move someone ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D



;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 11/14/08 at 10:31 pm


you and me both I just got back from radio shack with an ethernet cable so I could get online.....  man I meant to buy it hours ago but forgot  >:(


I smite you for forgetting to go to Radio Shack hours ago and keeping us all worried about you

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 11/14/08 at 11:00 pm


I smite you for forgetting to go to Radio Shack hours ago and keeping us all worried about you



sorry  :-\\

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 11/15/08 at 2:28 am



sorry  :-\\


Now you're sounding like Howard. Smite. :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 11/15/08 at 7:53 am


Who are the beavers?



animals who build damns. ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 11/15/08 at 12:02 pm



animals who build damns. ::)


I smite Howard for saying, "damn". ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 11/15/08 at 2:51 pm


I smite you for rolling your eyes at me :P


I smite you for saying "beavers."

That's dirty.  :o :o :o

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 11/15/08 at 3:01 pm


I smite you for saying "beavers."

That's dirty.  :o :o :o


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxkUE5TtOFQ

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 11/15/08 at 3:14 pm


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxkUE5TtOFQ
Oh my :o :o :o  that was actually a commercial that was aired?????  I think that definitely earns Jessica a smite! ;) ;) ;) ;)















But funny none the less ;D ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 11/15/08 at 7:54 pm


I smite you for rolling your eyes at me :P



I smite you for sticking out your tongue at me.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 11/15/08 at 10:14 pm



I smite you for sticking out your tongue at me.


I'm smiting Howard for making a sexual reference.  Well, it's not like he knows any other.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 11/16/08 at 6:29 am


I'm smiting Howard for making a sexual reference.  Well, it's not like he knows any other.


Oh please give me a break!  ::) :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 11/16/08 at 8:45 am


Oh please give me a break!  ::) :P


Okay, what do you want me to break? ;) :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 11/16/08 at 12:51 pm


Oh please give me a break!  ::) :P


So I'm right. :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 11/16/08 at 2:41 pm

I smite twokidsami so she can catch up.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 11/16/08 at 2:42 pm



I smite ladybug for reading my mind and I smite 2kidsami because she needs more love from us.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 11/16/08 at 2:54 pm


I smite twokidsami so she can catch up.
I smite ladybug as her husband can make coffee! ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 11/16/08 at 2:56 pm



I smite ladybug for reading my mind and I smite 2kidsami because she needs more love from us.
I smite Snozberries for asking too complicated of a question about a Elementary school song involving Dinah, someone, and a kitchen???? ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 11/16/08 at 5:58 pm


Okay, what do you want me to break? ;) :D



my neck?  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 11/16/08 at 6:00 pm

I smite Howard for bringing up enemas in the Deep Questions thread! ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 11/16/08 at 6:07 pm


I smite Howard for bringing up enemas in the Deep Questions thread! ;D ;D ;D


technically I brought up enemas he brought but dou  :-X

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 11/16/08 at 6:09 pm


technically I brought up enemas he brought but dou  :-X
The Man Douche is an enema - so I will still give it to Howard ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 11/16/08 at 6:16 pm


I smite Howard for bringing up enemas in the Deep Questions thread! ;D ;D ;D


sorry my fault.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 11/16/08 at 7:23 pm

I smite Snozberries for suggesting Howard takes his clothes off, stating she knew it was wrong but did it anyway.

I smite Howard for man douches and enemas also.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 11/16/08 at 7:28 pm

Howard definitely gets a smite for the man douche/enema mentions.   8-P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Flaming Cuyahoga on 11/16/08 at 9:10 pm

My first smite:
I smite Tia for insisting that I am really Andria when I am in fact not.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 11/16/08 at 9:23 pm


My first smite:
I smite Tia for insisting that I am really Andria when I am in fact not.
i will accept that smite because i know what i know.

thanks for adding lots of interest factor to the board, andria! but my request still stands. tell us one true thing.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 11/16/08 at 9:26 pm

I smite Andria's twin "little frat boy twerp" for being just as I've described.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Flaming Cuyahoga on 11/16/08 at 9:28 pm


i will accept that smite because i know what i know.

thanks for adding lots of interest factor to the board, andria! but my request still stands. tell us one true thing.


Tia, I repeat: I AM NOT ANDRIA! As for your true thing, I will say that the first mass-produced front-wheel-drive car was the 1936 Cord 810. The Cord L29 that came before the 810 was not what could be called "mass-produced".

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 11/16/08 at 9:34 pm


Tia, I repeat: I AM NOT ANDRIA!
OKAY. TURNS OUT I'M NOT REALLY "TIA" EITHER

listen, andria, i dont mean to be obstinate, but donnie darko actually has better covert game than you.

but if it's all that will make things good with you, then fine, you're not andria.

so, cuyahoga, did you two find each other because you have a common interest in colorful life experiences? because i do notice you two have that in common. very colorful and detailed stories that often suspend one's understanding of the basic laws of physics.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Flaming Cuyahoga on 11/16/08 at 10:02 pm


OKAY. TURNS OUT I'M NOT REALLY "TIA" EITHER

listen, andria, i dont mean to be obstinate, but donnie darko actually has better covert game than you.

but if it's all that will make things good with you, then fine, you're not andria.

so, cuyahoga, did you two find each other because you have a common interest in colorful life experiences? because i do notice you two have that in common. very colorful and detailed stories that often suspend one's understanding of the basic laws of physics.


Andria and I met via a personal ad in the Eugene, Oregon newspaper shortly after she moved up from Arkansas. She was looking for an older, single, divorced or widowed Caucasian man who had similar interests, which included automobiles, trivia, antique collecting and, yes, colorful life experiences. She was 23 and I was 62 when we met in March of 2003, and we hit it off well despite the fact that she drank hard liquor as if Prohibition would be reinstated the following day and then some.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 11/16/08 at 10:11 pm


Andria and I met via a personal ad in the Eugene, Oregon newspaper shortly after she moved up from Arkansas. She was looking for an older, single, divorced or widowed Caucasian man who had similar interests, which included automobiles, trivia, antique collecting and, yes, colorful life experiences. She was 23 and I was 62 when we met in March of 2003, and we hit it off well despite the fact that she drank hard liquor as if Prohibition would be reinstated the following day and then some.
did you two have all of those things in common? automobiles, trivia, AND antique collecting? or were there certain things that you disagreed on and learned to live with?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Rice_Cube on 11/16/08 at 10:18 pm

^ I think He-Andria doesn't like the booze and She-Andria needs it administered via IV.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 11/16/08 at 10:33 pm


^ I think He-Andria doesn't like the booze and She-Andria needs it administered via IV.
hmm. that could explain the split personality thing. one personality processes the pleasure-stimulus -- in this case, alcohol -- by associating it with superego collapse (in other words, indulgence) and the other uses reaction formation, establishing a strict intervention absolving the collapsed superego by condemning it, regretting the act of drinking alcohol in the past without forbidding drinking in the future.

and the personalities thereby compartmentalize the equilibrium-threatening stimulus and maintain their tenuous balance, keeping judgment at bay but also continuing to indulge in the forbidden behavior.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 11/16/08 at 10:36 pm


hmm. that could explain the split personality thing. one personality processes the pleasure-stimulus -- in this case, alcohol -- by associating it with superego collapse (in other words, indulgence) and the other uses reaction formation, establishing a strict intervention absolving the collapsed ego by condemning it, regretting the act of drinking alcohol in the past without forbidding drinking in the future.

and the personalities thereby compartmentalize the equilibrium-threatening stimulus and maintain the tenuous balance, keeping the judgment at bay but also continuing to indulge in the forbidden behavior.
:-\\ :-\\ :-\\ :-\\ :-\\ :-\\

I smite Tia for using too many big words in one post, and putting them together in a confusing formation ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Rice_Cube on 11/16/08 at 10:40 pm


:-\\ :-\\ :-\\ :-\\ :-\\ :-\\

I smite Tia for using too many big words in one post, and putting them together in a confusing formation ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D


He's basically saying that Andria+clones are messed up in the head :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 11/16/08 at 10:43 pm


:-\\ :-\\ :-\\ :-\\ :-\\ :-\\

I smite Tia for using too many big words in one post, and putting them together in a confusing formation ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D
split personality! it's when you indulge in something so powerfully addictive, pleasureful, or otherwise disorienting, but also damaging, that you simultaneously feel the need to continue to enact the behavior in question, but you also must stop indulging in it if you want to continue living in a stable environment. so these elaborate psychological constructs are erected to enable the failure to address the vital contrary stimuli in one's life environment.

it's basically a way of making a good thing out of a bad situation, which is what we all do. i think cuyadria is in a unusually bad situation, and has found an unusually complicated way of getting out of it in his/her mind.

frankly, i can relate.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 11/16/08 at 10:58 pm


split personality! it's when you indulge in something so powerfully addictive, pleasureful, or otherwise disorienting, but also damaging, that you simultaneously feel the need to continue to enact the behavior in question, but you also must stop indulging in it if you want to continue living in a stable environment. so these elaborate psychological constructs are erected to enable the failure to address the vital contrary stimuli in one's life environment.

it's basically a way of making a good thing out of a bad situation, which is what we all do. i think cuyadria is in a unusually bad situation, and has found an unusually complicated way of getting out of it in his/her mind.

frankly, i can relate.
OOOHHH, I knew it had something to do with double personalities, but technical terms, I am not computing right now ; my brain shuts down around 8:00 :P :P :P

I prefer andrihoga ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 11/16/08 at 11:07 pm

I smite Marty McFly

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 11/17/08 at 4:10 am


I smite Marty McFly
So do I.


As it's a fresh new week I feel the need to smite Midas.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 11/17/08 at 6:56 am


Howard definitely gets a smite for the man douche/enema mentions.   8-P



It'll never happen again. ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 11/17/08 at 8:51 am

I smite Howard for making promises he can't/won't keep

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 11/17/08 at 10:12 am


My first smite:
I smite Tia for insisting that I am really Andria when I am in fact not.


You cannot smite in smite club if you are not a member.  Please see the first post of this thread.



It'll never happen again. ;)


I smite Howard because he meant to finish that sentence with "until next time." :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 11/17/08 at 10:18 am


You cannot smite in smite club if you are not a member.  Please see the first post of this thread.



I'm sure I remember Tam posting that that person had joined the club.  But it's not there now...

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 11/17/08 at 10:21 am


I'm sure I remember Tam posting that that person had joined the club.  But it's not there now...




Then I smite Tam for not keeping up with Smite Club. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 11/17/08 at 10:53 am


I'm sure I remember Tam posting that that person had joined the club.  But it's not there now...




She did, I remember the post.  ???

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 11/17/08 at 11:13 am

S/he was a member.
Not anymore - smite club or the boards. ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 11/17/08 at 11:26 am


S/he was a member.
Not anymore - smite club or the boards. ;)



I thought that might be the explanation

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 11/17/08 at 11:31 am


S/he was a member.
Not anymore - smite club or the boards. ;)



Not a long implosion, huh?  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 11/17/08 at 11:40 am


Not a long implosion, huh?  ;D


Definitely not. Chucky lowered the Boom and our other Lead Mod followed through. I wasn't here at the time....


I thought that might be the explanation


You are s-smart: S M R T ;D ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 11/17/08 at 2:07 pm

I smite Henk for setting such a hard set of pictures in the name the song and group thread

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 11/17/08 at 4:04 pm


S/he was a member.
Not anymore - smite club or the boards. ;)



Well then my smite still stands for not updating ME! :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 11/17/08 at 5:45 pm


I smite Howard for making promises he can't/won't keep



Yes I could,I've made promises before.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 11/17/08 at 5:46 pm



Yes I could,I've made promises before.


Yes, but I've never seen you keep any on here

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 11/17/08 at 6:18 pm


Yes, but I've never seen you keep any on here


Ok,So I lie just a little.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 11/17/08 at 6:18 pm

I smite Howard's pimply butt!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 11/17/08 at 6:19 pm


I smite Howard's pimply butt!


I smite your pimply face.,So there!  ;D :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 11/17/08 at 6:24 pm


I smite your pimply face.,So there!  ;D :P


How do you know I have pimples on my face?  Are you stalking me? :o

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 11/17/08 at 6:24 pm


How do you know I have pimples on my face?  Are you stalking me? :o


You smite my butt and I'll smite your face.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 11/17/08 at 6:25 pm


You smite my butt and I'll smite your face.


You trying to say I have an assface?

I'm offended.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 11/17/08 at 6:26 pm


You trying to say I have an assface?

I'm offended.


No,sorry to offend you. :(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 11/17/08 at 6:27 pm


No,sorry to offend you. :(


Relax, Howie ol' boy, I'm just teasing you. :)

I still smite your ass though. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 11/17/08 at 6:30 pm


Relax, Howie ol' boy, I'm just teasing you. :)

I still smite your ass though. ;D


Would you like to smite the front of me?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 11/17/08 at 6:31 pm

Well since they are not members anymore, I will smite both Andria and Darrel without a reason (I never smited Andria before, because she liked it  >:()

Smite, Smite. Smite ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 11/17/08 at 6:31 pm

I smite Howard for disturbing mental images and hijacking threads with such.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 11/18/08 at 8:25 am


I smite Howard for disturbing mental images and hijacking threads with such.


Ok,no more hijacking!  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 11/18/08 at 11:35 am

I'm going to have to smite Howard because he's made a promise we know he can't keep.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 11/18/08 at 1:46 pm

I smite Cat

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 11/18/08 at 4:50 pm


I'm going to have to smite Howard because he's made a promise we know he can't keep.


So be it,I be smitten.  :(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 11/18/08 at 4:51 pm


So be it,I be smitten.  :(


Now you made me feel bad. :\'(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 11/18/08 at 4:53 pm


Now you made me feel bad. :\'(


Sorry,Could I be de-smoten?  ???

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 11/18/08 at 4:54 pm


Sorry,Could I be de-smoten?  ???


No, but I did give you karma.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 11/18/08 at 4:55 pm


No, but I did give you karma.


Thanks,ditto!  :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 11/18/08 at 4:57 pm

i smite howard for asking to be desmotted.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 11/18/08 at 5:18 pm


i smite howard for asking to be desmotted.


I smite Tia for spelling desmoted wrong. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 11/18/08 at 5:25 pm


I smite Tia for spelling desmoted wrong. ;D

He actually spelled it "desmotted" so you spelled his spelling of it wrong.  :D  SMITE!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 11/18/08 at 5:27 pm


He actually spelled it "desmotted" so you spelled his spelling of it wrong.   :D  SMITE!


My spelling is correct there is no sound of "ah" in desmoted. ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 11/18/08 at 5:34 pm

I smite Howard for actually thinking desmoted is a word. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 11/18/08 at 5:58 pm

I smite Howard, Tia, Reynolds, & Ladybug for causing smite confusion on the board (Who is smited, smitten, and de-smoted, I am not sure, but I am definately smiteful) ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 11/18/08 at 6:20 pm




I smite Howard, Tia, Reynolds, & Ladybug for causing smite confusion on the board (Who is smited, smitten, and de-smoted, I am not sure, but I am definately smiteful) ;D ;D ;D



I smite you for soliciting smite! 



damn I think that just backfired on me  ;D


Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 11/18/08 at 10:01 pm




I smite you for soliciting smite! 



damn I think that just backfired on me  ;D



I smite you for being able to hang out with Thomas Gibson (hot!!!  along with Shemar ;)) and Kirsten Vangsness (my favorite character)...  And I am still here in little ole Iowa.... ::) ::) ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 11/18/08 at 10:21 pm


I smite you for being able to hang out with Thomas Gibson (hot!!!  along with Shemar ;)) and Kirsten Vangsness (my favorite character)...  And I am still here in little ole Iowa.... ::) ::) ::)



she is just like her character.... except she says Garica is more confident than she is.  ;D


That woman who plays Prentiss (Paget Brewster) is frickin' hilarious!!!


Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: 2kidsami on 11/18/08 at 10:30 pm



she is just like her character.... except she says Garica is more confident than she is.  ;D


That woman who plays Prentiss (Paget Brewster) is frickin' hilarious!!!



And she is so serious/stoic of a character!  How is Matthew Gubler (sp???)

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