The poor beautiful people. ::)


I smite the ugly people on the street. ;D

I smite Midas for smiting me for being nice for once.  You should mark it on the calendar, it's not like it happens often. :D


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/djmidas96/Dagny1103.jpg


:D

;D Excellent

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/djmidas96/Dagny1103.jpg


:D


HA!  Epic Win :D

2 mins?
It took you that long to read?
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


It took me a little longer because I had to savor every word  and I know its frowned upon hear...but can we get Tam-a-Duh some karma please?

Bam!!!

And please do not put all newbies in the same category, I have tried to play nice.



no try...only do... you have done very well my not so newb pal. You blended in nicely (hard wasn't it  ;) )

Ha HA I smite you for making it look so easy  ;D

I smite the ugly people on the street. ;D



but Howard you can't smite yourself. . .  ;)


's okay go ahead and get me back for that one!

It took me a little longer because I had to savor every word  and I know its frowned upon hear...but can we get Tam-a-Duh some karma please?
Already gave her some ;) Wish I could give her more, because that post was worth it

but Howard you can't smite yourself. . .  ;)


's okay go ahead and get me back for that one!
;D  Now that's funny, and it did not come from me  ;D

Karma to you snoz ;)

;D Excellent


I am a man of my word...sometimes.  And a smite-worthy one at that.  :D

I smite snoz for bringing up decadeology in another thread. :D

I smite snoz for bringing up decadeology in another thread. :D



aw... I thought it'd make for a good topic.  ;)

I'll give Andria credit for spicing up some threads in the past few days.... ;)

but Howard you can't smite yourself. . .  ;)


's okay go ahead and get me back for that one!


Ok,Smite The Snoz.

I'll give Andria credit for spicing up some threads in the past few days.... ;)
Don't give credit in the smite thread, Gib.  Now I must smite you!

I smite Wal-Mart Tire & Lube Express.

drama resurrectus! :D

I smite Wal-Mart Tire & Lube Express.



Why would you go and smite them for?

Don't give credit in the smite thread, Gib.  Now I must smite you!


Okay...what about debit then?

Okay...what about debit then?
That's what it's all about  ;)

Why would you go and smite them for?


I smite Howard for questioning my Wal-Mart TLE smite.

I'm going to smite Quirk, she'll figure out why.

Snoz smite because it's been a while.

Henk smite, do I really need to think of a reason? ::)

I'm going to smite Quirk, she'll figure out why.

Snoz smite because it's been a while.

Henk smite, do I really need to think of a reason? ::)



right back at ya....gotta even it out.

I smite Howard for questioning my Wal-Mart TLE smite.


Go ahead,smite my day!  :P

Go ahead,smite my day!  :P


Alrighty then.  I smite Howard and his day 'cuz he asked for it.

I smite Midas because his avatar is wearing a bra on his head  ;)

I smite snoz for smiting Midas for having an avatar of one of the greatest movies ever. ;)

I smite Midas just cuz

I also smite Howard to keep him in the lead.

I smite snoz for smiting Midas for having an avatar of one of the greatest movies ever. ;)

I smite Midas just cuz

I also smite Howard to keep him in the lead.


I smite Dag back because while I appreciate Weird Science I always dis the dorks who wear bras on their heads.  ;D

I smite Dag back because while I appreciate Weird Science I always dis the dorks who wear bras on their heads.  ;D





I smite snoz for implying that I'm a dork. :P :D

Henk smite, do I really need to think of a reason? ::)


Yes.

And I smite you for not giving a reason, even though strictly speaking you're not obliged to. :P

I need to smite Midas because he is in denial.  Everyone knows you're a dork, the least you can do is be proud of it.

I need to smite Midas because he is in denial.  Everyone knows you're a dork, the least you can do is be proud of it.


I'm proud.  Don't be hatin' :D

I'm proud.  Don't be hatin' :D


Anthony Micheal Hall is proud of you too.

I'm proud.  Don't be hatin' :D


So,where's the Kool Aid? ;D

I smite Midas because his avatar is wearing a bra on his head  ;)


That's really a bra?  ;D

That's really a bra?  ;D



I smite Howard because I don't think he's seen the movie Weird Science.

I smite Howard because I don't think he's seen the movie Weird Science.


I smite Snoz because I've seen Weird Science.  ::)

I smite Snoz because I've seen Weird Science.  ::)



then I change my smite to read


I smite Howard for asking if that was a bra when he knows it is because he has seen the movie Weird Science.  :P

then I change my smite to read


I smite Howard for asking if that was a bra when he knows it is because he has seen the movie Weird Science.  :P






I haven't seen that film in years,is it on DVD? ???

I haven't seen that film in years,is it on DVD? ???



Weird Science avail @ amazon.com

QUICK! someone with a smite left smite Howard for me for that um...picture.

QUICK! someone with a smite left smite Howard for me for that um...picture.
i smite nosenuggets (snozberries) for referring to an apparently nonexistent picture.

QUICK! someone with a smite left smite Howard for me for that um...picture.
I believe I just found the picture in "sound off" :o :o :o

Howard you should be ashamed of yourself and you are smited...... 

I smite Chucky G

I'll smite Howard even though I'm not sure if I've seen the picture the others are refering to or notbut if I had I probably meant to smite you over it and forgot.

Ask and you shall receive, Snoz:  I smite Howard on your behalf.

I smite snoz for not making all of her writing in English English spelling

I can't smite Howard until tomorrow, bit it will happen then.

I smite Howard.  he knows why  ;) 

Don't worry,I've removed it but you can smite me anyway. :-[  :(

I smite snoz for not making all of her writing in English English spelling


but I only know some of the words as I am not fluent in English English  ;D

Don't worry,I've removed it but you can smite me anyway. :-[  :(
I don't need your permission to smite you Howard. I just like doing things like that  ::)  and what did you remove?

I saw it!  I saw it!  It was dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty!

Howard is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/15/whip2.gif

I saw it!  I saw it!  It was dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty!

Howard is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/15/whip2.gif
I missed the filthiness. darn  >:(  so was enough to make one cringe?

I smite Badfinger Fan for misspelling my name in the "Who's Online" post, although I realize that it happens almost every day and sometimes more than once a day. ;)

I smite Badfinger Fan for misspelling my name in the "Who's Online" post, although I realize that it happens almost every day and sometimes more than once a day. ;)
I have to SMITE you back Andria. there was no misspelling as the Andrea online at that time was Odyssey. she's Andrea but someone else misunderstood my post at the time and thought I was referring to you. Odyssey hadn't been around in a long time. but now we've smite'd each other and that's just part of smite club. are you in SMITE CLUB? I think you have to be in order to smite

Smite me?!?



SMITE YOU.

I missed the filthiness. darn  >:(   so was enough to make one cringe?


Some bondage going on, but the woman had clothes on.  It didn't make me cringe, but I cracked up and had to tease him a little. ;D


Smite me?!?



SMITE YOU.




I smite YOU for that plumber's crack you showed in another thread. :D

edit: and here too!  I just saw your attachment!!!!

Wait, that sounded wrong.

Some bondage going on, but the woman had clothes on.  It didn't make me cringe, but I cracked up and had to tease him a little. ;D

I smite YOU for that plumber's crack you showed in another thread. :D

edit: and here too!  I just saw your attachment!!!!

Wait, that sounded wrong.


MEATGAZER!!! :o :o :o

MEATGAZER!!! :o :o :o


Holy crap, for a moment there I thought that said "meatgRazer".

:D

Smite me?!?



SMITE YOU.


Crikey man! i don't wanna be looking at that bum.  now I'm a bloody bum looker. I smite that bum 


Some bondage going on, but the woman had clothes on.  It didn't make me cringe, but I cracked up and had to tease him a little. ;D

I smite YOU for that plumber's crack you showed in another thread. :D

edit: and here too!  I just saw your attachment!!!!

Wait, that sounded wrong.
I saw that, and I thought that chick looked like a dude  :-\\  almost like Howard's face. didn't anyone else think that  ;D  please smite me if nobody else thought that. smite me with everything you got!

Crikey man! i don't wanna be looking at that bum.  now I'm a bloody bum looker. I smite that bum 


http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii202/maxamus2410/batman-spanking.gif

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii202/maxamus2410/batman-spanking.gif
;D  now that bum is ok. Now I see why i I always wanted to be the Caped Crusader

;D  now that bum is ok. Now I see why i I always wanted to be the Caped Crusader


Is he Batman or Buttman?    ???

Is he Batman or Buttman?    ???
or BunMan

or BunMan


Or Bun Boy?

http://www.granneman.com/images/20030807_baker_california_b.jpg

I Smite Al for lowering the tone of the smite club as only he can.  ::)

I smite Howard for that picture yesterday since I couldn't do it until now.

I don't need your permission to smite you Howard. I just like doing things like that  ::)   and what did you remove?


That picture of the submissive girl tied up.

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii202/maxamus2410/batman-spanking.gif


I'll smite more than the butt. ;)

I smite Howard for getting aroused by cartoons :D

I have to SMITE you back Andria. there was no misspelling as the Andrea online at that time was Odyssey. she's Andrea but someone else misunderstood my post at the time and thought I was referring to you. Odyssey hadn't been around in a long time. but now we've smite'd each other and that's just part of smite club. are you in SMITE CLUB? I think you have to be in order to smite


How do you join the Smite Club? I would like to know.

How do you join the Smite Club? I would like to know.


http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=31894.0

How do you join the Smite Club? I would like to know.


Thanks for your request!
You are now a member of the smite club.
Don't forget to read the rules in the very first post in this thread.

And for joining - I smite thee! 8)

Oh - and a new update is coming right shortly.

Can one of my oh so faithful friends please direct me to the page where my last update is? Yes, I am lazy! ;)

Oh - and a new update is coming right shortly.

Can one of my oh so faithful friends please direct me to the page where my last update is? Yes, I am lazy! ;)


I smite Tam for being lazy :D

Its here again so a smite to all you American club members for not keeping it on page one!


This is hardly fair Gis!
That means I have to know who is American and who isn't!!! ;D

SMITE!!! 8)

Hold Up!!!!

Is Step Chan a member now??!!?? ???

Hold Up!!!!

Is Step Chan a member now??!!?? ???


If he thinks he is and did not go through the proper channels for becoming a Smite Club member then I smite him for that.  :D

i smite catwoman!

I smite Howard for getting aroused by cartoons :D


So I like cartoons.  ::)

So I like cartoons.  ::)


Yeah but you seem to really REALLY like them :D

Nally gets a smite.

Yeah but you seem to really REALLY like them :D

Nally gets a smite.


Yeah,I like Bugs Bunny,Popeye and Woody Woodpecker but nothing of what Batman is doing to that poor girl. ;D

Yeah,I like Bugs Bunny,Popeye and Woody Woodpecker but nothing of what Batman is doing to that poor girl. ;D


Do you like Bugs Bunny better when he dresses up like a girl bunny?

Do you like Bugs Bunny better when he dresses up like a girl bunny?


I'll like it even more if a woman dressed up as a girl bunny. ;)

I'll like it even more if a woman dressed up as a girl bunny. ;)


Like Jessica Rabbit?

Like Jessica Rabbit?



http://formo.free.fr/a_la_maniere_de/images/Amblin_JessicaRabbit.jpg

funny,she don't look like a rabbit. ???

New Update!!!

Members:

2kidsami 9
Andria 15
Babooshka 28
Badfinger-Fan   73
Belle du Jour    77
Bobo  12
Bookmistress4ever  89
Dagwood   103
Foo Bar    65
Gis  70
greenjello 14
Henk   93
Howard   323
Jessica  84
Karen   84
Ladybug316  110
MaxwellSmart 26
Meat   66
Midas  218
Quirk   38
Red Ant   74
Reynolds1863   105
Rice Cube   68
seamermar 19
Snozberries   126
stepchan 13
Thereshegoes being all Dizzy  65
Tia   105
Tam   102

Everyone else:

Adagio 9
agoraphobicwacko 1
Al-B  7
Arc  2
Australian80schild 2
azx1210 1 8)
Bill 1
BlueMolly2006 1
Big Nasty 2
Bobby 4
Bobby36 1
Bobo 1
Brian 2
Catwoman 3
ChuckyG 6
claybricks 1
Coco pup 4
Davester 2
DD (?) 8
Debbie 3
DelRio  1
Doc Brown 4
digger 4
Dude111 6
Frenchie/Arc/Denise/Zap/Jack/Tami   2
gibbo 8
Good Gal  1
guest cassie or whatever  7
GWBush2004 1
gypsy road 2
hawktheslayer 2
jacks 1
jessssbeans 2
johnny5alive 4
Johnny_D 2
ladyhawk 1
lyricboy 3
Macphisto 3
Marian 3
Marty McFly 16
Mickey D 2
midnite 4
Mr. Mister 13
Nally 37
Never Duplicated 2
Ninny 9
philbo 1
philip eno 43
robocopth1 6
Sammy Reed 2
Satan’s Dad 8
saver/iquestion ∞  23
seeburg220   1
Sharky 2
Son of Tam 1
Star500 2
sweet illest baby 11
Tanya1976 1
Trimac20 2
whistledog 9
woops. 7
VegettoVa90 8
YO DADDY 1



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I am also going to put this in the first post of thread so that I know exactly where it is and I won't earn undo smite because of my laziness!

Did Al-B join as well?
Fill me in because I have only gotten one request to become a meber in the past month! ;)

Tam 8)

i'm gonna smite tam for not updating isabel's new handle.  :D

how's that for ingratitude!

I smite Tia for being ungrateful.
cool! i'm doing good on the Smite count. I notice nosenuggets is still winning though.

i'm gonna smite tam for not updating isabel's new handle.  :D

how's that for ingratitude!


Hahaha!
So I changed it to improve on her handle 8-P ;D

cool! i'm doing good on the Smite count. I notice nosenuggets is still winning though.


Are you reading a different list?  Howard looks to be well in the lead I think.

I smite Al-B for his attitude. 8-P

I smite Andria for suggesting that there is anything wrong with Al-B's attitude.  He's been worse.

I'm also going to smite Tia.

Henk gets one too.

I'm thrilled to be the first one to SMITE  Dizzy 

I smite Andria for suggesting that there is anything wrong with Al-B's attitude.  He's been worse.

I'm also going to smite Tia.

Henk gets one too.


yes...even I have noticed cracks appearing in Al-B's attitude of late..... ;)

yes...even I have noticed cracks appearing in Al-B's attitude of late..... ;)
indeed gibbo, I'm a bit bummed about his behavior myself  ::)

So,what's wrong with that?


I smite Howard just to stay in practice ;D

I smite Al-B for his attitude. 8-P


Smite to you for giving reason to smite Al-B when he isn't in the Smite Club.

Smite to you for giving reason to smite Al-B when he isn't in the Smite Club.


And another smite for smiting Al-B since Al-B is un-smitable.

Smite to you for giving reason to smite Al-B when he isn't in the Smite Club.


But he started it

But he started it


Karen, you're darn right that Al-B started it.  :)8-P :)

But he started it


And I smite you for questioning the rules of the smite club!!!! ;D

Seriously.... I never received a request from him to be named a member....

I know it was in the original rules that people should join the club but I reckon if they start smiting people then they should be allowed to join without necessarily formally applying.  But then it gets confusing over who we can and can't give reasons for the smite.  :-\\

I know it was in the original rules that people should join the club but I reckon if they start smiting people then they should be allowed to join without necessarily formally applying.  But then it gets confusing over who we can and can't give reasons for the smite.  :-\\


Karen, Karen, Karen.....
What am I going to do with you??
I can't smite you again until tomorrow, which sucks because right now is technically tomorrow so now I have to wait until Saturday? ;D ;D ;D

Honestly, I prefer to know who is in the club and who isn't - that way when I have to read ALL of the posts, I want to make sure that someone's feelings don't get hurt if someone else smites them and a reason shouldn't have been given because they aren't in the club, thus creating a fallout into other threads, hostility, arrogance, and I am sure I could go on and on, but then this sentence would never end and y'all will just end up smiting me anyway, which is cool, I can take it, but I wouldn't want anyone to expend that much energy on me since I am such an infinitesimal part of this thread.......

Karen, Karen, Karen.....
What am I going to do with you??
I can't smite you again until tomorrow, which sucks because right now is technically tomorrow so now I have to wait until Saturday? ;D ;D ;D


Let me smite Karen in your place. I've plenty of smites left. :P


Honestly, I prefer to know who is in the club and who isn't - that way when I have to read ALL of the posts, I want to make sure that someone's feelings don't get hurt if someone else smites them and a reason shouldn't have been given because they aren't in the club, thus creating a fallout into other threads, hostility, arrogance, and I am sure I could go on and on, but then this sentence would never end and y'all will just end up smiting me anyway, which is cool, I can take it, but I wouldn't want anyone to expend that much energy on me since I am such an infinitesimal part of this thread.......


You've said it. Smite.

yes...even I have noticed cracks appearing in Al-B's attitude of late..... ;)
It's worrying isn't it................

Ooh! Ooh! Can I join Smite Club?

Because booyyyyyyyyyyyy, do I ever have some smiting to do!  ;)

Ooh! Ooh! Can I join Smite Club?

Because booyyyyyyyyyyyy, do I ever have some smiting to do!  ;)


So...is that a male or female toilet?  I woud sit on it very happily if female...... ;)

So...is that a male or female toilet?  I woud sit on it very happily if female...... ;)


But what happens if you have to pee? :o

;D

Are you reading a different list?  Howard looks to be well in the lead I think.



And let it continue that way. HAHA! ;D

Karen, Karen, Karen.....
What am I going to do with you??
I can't smite you again until tomorrow, which sucks because right now is technically tomorrow so now I have to wait until Saturday? ;D ;D ;D




I knew I was going to get at least one smite from it.

btw it's karen  ;)

I smite Howard for bringing pee into it.

If he's in I smite Al-B for making Howard bring pee into the conversation.

I smite karen for questioning the rules of the club

Finally I smite Midas because it's friday.

I smite Mr Mister for accepting Karma from me. :P

I knew I was going to get at least one smite from it.

btw it's karen  ;)


Well, technically, I am speacking to you directly as a person, so my address to you would definitely be capitalized, not to mention that my mother would kick my arse if I didn't address you in the proper way. All that aside - K is for Karen, that's good enough for me!!!


K


;D ;D ;D ;D

Well, technically, I am speacking to you directly as a person, so my address to you would definitely be capitalized, not to mention that my mother would kick my arse if I didn't address you in the proper way. All that aside - K is for Karen, that's good enough for me!!!


K


;D ;D ;D ;D



mmmK  :D

I smite someone from another forum I belong to.  Bikerman has stolen my sig line.  I'm not happy.  >:(

Al-B is now officially in the club!!!!

Welcome to you Darlin'.......
with a great big SMITE!!!!! ;D ;D

Al-B is now officially in the club!!!!

Welcome to you Darlin'.......
with a great big SMITE!!!!! ;D ;D


Can I smite Al-B's asscrack? :D

I also welcome Al-B with a smite.

Can I smite Al-B's asscrack? :D


You can and without explanation! :D

I smite AL-B for taking forever to join Smite Club

Al-B is now officially in the club!!!!

Welcome to you Darlin'.......
with a great big SMITE!!!!! ;D ;D


Thank you! And smite backatcha for letting me join.  ;)

Smite also to Howard for bringing pee into the conversation.

Smite to Gis for smiting me because Howard brought pee into the conversation.  ;)

Smite to gibbo for not reading the owner's manual for his new Tonguemaster 3000. On page 37 it clearly states that to switch the polarity from male to female (or vice versa), all you have to do is flip the switch underneath the bottom right-hand side of the tank.

And finally, smite to Little Miss Fussbritches for suggesting that I have something wrong with my "attitude."  ::)

Can I smite Al-B's asscrack? :D

I also welcome Al-B with a smite.

You can and without explanation! :D

I smite AL-B for taking forever to join Smite Club


All of you can

SMITE

MY

BIG

HAIRY

BUTT. 

:D :D :D

That does it!  Tomorrow I jumping on the Jessica train and smiting your crack!  ;D

You want us to do what to your butt? :o

;D

You want us to do what to your butt? :o

;D


http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii202/maxamus2410/batman-spanking.gif

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii202/maxamus2410/batman-spanking.gif


Will you be dressed as Poison Ivy then? ;D

Welcome smite to Al-B.

Thank you! And smite backatcha for letting me join.  ;)

Smite also to Howard for bringing pee into the conversation.

Smite to Gis for smiting me because Howard brought pee into the conversation.  ;)

Smite to gibbo for not reading the owner's manual for his new Tonguemaster 3000. On page 37 it clearly states that to switch the polarity from male to female (or vice versa), all you have to do is flip the switch underneath the bottom right-hand side of the tank.

And finally, smite to Little Miss Fussbritches for suggesting that I have something wrong with my "attitude."  ::)



Hah...now someone has to smack...er.I mean, smite you cuz I'm not officially in the club and while you CAN smite me....you can't give a reason cuz I'm delicate and will get really offended....... ;)

I smite Al-B for his plumbers ass crack pic. 8-P  ;)

smite Howard for bringing pee into it.


Al B brought up the tongue toilet.

I have to SMITE you back Andria. there was no misspelling as the Andrea online at that time was Odyssey. she's Andrea but someone else misunderstood my post at the time and thought I was referring to you. Odyssey hadn't been around in a long time. but now we've smite'd each other and that's just part of smite club. are you in SMITE CLUB? I think you have to be in order to smite


but at least that someone else was smart enough to catch it on their own and said as much in their post.

but at least that someone else was smart enough to catch it on their own and said as much in their post.

and that smart someone just got karma for that.  8)

and that smart someone just got karma for that.   8)


;D




I smite Tam because... although I appreciate the update I miss the fun extra smites that used accompany them... I mean I wanna smite Cat's computer for her but what's the point if it doesn't make the list  ;)


I smite Tia for trying to resurrect nosenuggets... let it die dude.


and I smite everyone else in the club who has less than 100 smites because sheesh people ya really need to catch up!

;D




I smite Tam because... although I appreciate the update I miss the fun extra smites that used accompany them... I mean I wanna smite Cat's computer for her but what's the point if it doesn't make the list  ;)



Well, I guess I could resurrect the other smites ;)
Keep 'em coming adn every month I will start over - that way there is sure to be laughs for everyone - including NOSENUGGETS!!! ;D ;D ;D

I smite therefore I smote.

I smite therefore I smote.


You are saved from being smotesmat by me for this.  For now, anyway...

:D

As promised, a smite for Al-B and his crack.

As promised, a smite for Al-B and his crack.


I'm a lover, not a smiter.  ;)

I'm a lover, not a smiter.  ;)


I'll smite that crack lover Al too  ;D

I smite Snozberries for saying "You totally scared me for a minute... but then I realized you typed an E instead of an I" when referring to Odyssey (whose real name is very similar to mine) in the "Who's Online Now" thread on 11/4.  ::)
Snoz, you have nothing to be afraid of with me, OK?  :)

i smite andria for not calling snozberries "nosenuggets."

I smite Snozberries for saying "You totally scared me for a minute... but then I realized you typed an E instead of an I" when referring to Odyssey (whose real name is very similar to mine) in the "Who's Online Now" thread on 11/4.  ::)
Snoz, you have nothing to be afraid of with me, OK?  :)



Trust me I am not afraid of you




i smite andria for not calling snozberries "nosenuggets."



If Andria calls me nosenuggets I will hunt Kim Richards down and tell her you're stalking her  ;D

If Andria calls me nosenuggets I will hunt Kim Richards down and tell her you're stalking her  ;D


OK, Nosenuggets, I DARE you to hunt down Kim Richards, whom I have never heard of in my life and tell her that I am stalking you :D

i'm not sure kim richards would care if andria is stalking nosenuggets, but i will smite nosenuggets for threatening to tell kim richards that i am stalking her.

ok, yes, i'm pretty sure i have that straight.

I smite Snozberries for saying "You totally scared me for a minute... but then I realized you typed an E instead of an I" when referring to Odyssey (whose real name is very similar to mine) in the "Who's Online Now" thread on 11/4.  ::)
Snoz, you have nothing to be afraid of with me, OK?  :)
;)
OK, Nosenuggets, I DARE you to hunt down Kim Richards, whom I have never heard of in my life and tell her that I am stalking you :D
I smite Andria for believing every comment is referring to her!

OK, Nosenuggets, I DARE you to hunt down Kim Richards, whom I have never heard of in my life and tell her that I am stalking you :D


okay seriously..... Karen said it before...not every post is directed at you....

I quoted Tia. That meant that my post was threatening to report Tia to Kim Richards not you.


I smite you for thinking every post about you and for calling me nosenuggets.  Tia and I have a long standing joke about it and Tia will continue to call me that I and I will continue to give him a hard time about it but I do not give you permission to call me nose nuggets since you and I do not have an established relationship at this time.

;) I smite Andria for believing every comment is referring to her!


HA you beat me to it.... 


to be fair the first comment (in that first smite) was about her but since the second comment was not directed towards her I think your smite stands.

I wouldn't be mad if you called me nosenuggets (but I would prefer it if you didn't  ;) )

i smite 2kidsami for smiting with explanations while not being a member of smite club.

unless he or she IS a member of smite club, in which case i smite him or her for not listing a gender on his or her profile, therefore making me have to type "he or she" and "him or her" a lot.

PS:

NOSENUGGETS!

i smite 2kidsami for smiting with explanations while not being a member of smite club.

unless he or she IS a member of smite club, in which case i smite him or her for not listing a gender on his or her profile, therefore making me have to type "he or she" and "him or her" a lot.

I take that smite (even though I am a member).......  And I raise you a smite for not being able to use your "witch mountain" mental telepathy powers to know of which sex I am.....................  ;) ;) ;)

PS:

NOSENUGGETS!




I'll smite you tomorrow for sure....

i smite 2kidsami for smiting with explanations while not being a member of smite club.

unless he or she IS a member of smite club, in which case i smite him or her for not listing a gender on his or her profile, therefore making me have to type "he or she" and "him or her" a lot.



sheesh....she's been around long enough that you should know her gender by now...


and what are you gonna let someone pass on not knowing who Kim Richards is? I fully expect you to be angry about that tomorrow

HA you beat me to it.... 


to be fair the first comment (in that first smite) was about her but since the second comment was not directed towards her I think your smite stands.

I wouldn't be mad if you called me nosenuggets (but I would prefer it if you didn't  ;) )
forgot the reply.............

Nah, I do not think I will start calling you nosenuggets.................... It just does not fit....


But if you look up Snozberries in the Urban Dictionary ---- it states that Ronald Dahl was using the word to slip sexual innuendo in to the book and that a snozberry is a -----!

Oh I will just let you look it up! :D :D








;) ;D

did you forget to comment?  you must be tired  ;D

New day, I smite Al-B for the plumbers crack picture.  Gross.  8-P

New day, I smite Al-B for the plumbers crack picture.  Gross.  8-P
yeah, and next to that tongue-toilet. i smite Al-B too!

did you forget to comment?  you must be tired  ;D
Oh I am, my husband had (if you ask him was neutered) vas (to save some of the men from cringing I will not go there)................. But he kept me up most of the night wining, and then we ate KFC and it kept me up the rest of the night... :-\\ :-\\ :-\\


But I will survive!

New day, I smite Al-B for the plumbers crack picture.  Gross.  8-P

yeah, and next to that tongue-toilet. i smite Al-B too!
I will add to those smites as well - Al-B you should be well smited

sheesh....she's been around long enough that you should know her gender by now...


i guess i was too wrapped up in myself to notice.  ;)

i guess i was too wrapped up in myself to notice.  ;)


don't you hate when that happens?

i guess i was too wrapped up in myself to notice.  ;)

don't you hate when that happens?
NOT YOU TOOO :-\\

NOT YOU TOOO :-\\


its an epidemic!

its an epidemic!
  more like a plague ;)

I'm a lover, not a smiter.  ;)

C'mon, I dare you.  I can take it!  8)

C'mon, I dare you.  I can take it!  8)


Okay... I smite ladybug  ;)

Okay... I smite ladybug  ;)
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/dance.gif http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/dance2.gif

See, I can take it!

You are saved from being smotesmat by me for this.  For now, anyway...

:D


there's no such word as "smotesmat". ;D

I smite Howard for denying the existence of the word smotesmat.  A quick look through this thread will prove that it exists.  It is only a matter of time before it appears in the OED

I smite Howard for denying the existence of the word smotesmat.  A quick look through this thread will prove that it exists.  It is only a matter of time before it appears in the OED


but would that word be in the dictionary?

but would that word be in the dictionary?



probably an old english one  ;)

probably an old english one  ;)


That'd be an OEO,  not an OED :P

I smite Al again for posting the builders cleavage picture AGAIN. It's sunday morning and I do not need to see such a vision before I have my breakfast egg!  ;D

That'd be an OEO,  not an OED :P



I smite The OEO.

I smite Tia because I owe you one from yesterday.

I smite Tam-A-DUH for dissing my friends and family in the "What's Going On/What's Happening/It's Almost November" (I think that's the right name) thread when I described the strange but true events of my friend's 30th birthday party yesterday.  ;)

probably an old english one  ;)


Oxford English Dictionary  ::)

I smite Andria for smiting Tam.

I smite Andria for lacking basic common sense.

I also smite Andria for smiting Tam


and I smite Jessica for getting there first  ;D

and I smite Jessica for getting there first  ;D


And I smite you for being last! ;D

And I smite you for being last! ;D



's okay Vanessa Williams sang a song about me....Saving the Best for Last. 

's okay Vanessa Williams sang a song about me....Saving the Best for Last. 


I need to smite you tomorrow for getting that song stuck in my head. :D

I smite Pathmark for forgetting that I had a paycheck that was missing!  >:(

I smite Pathmark for forgetting that I had a paycheck that was missing!  >:(


did they forget to pay you for your vacation?

did they forget to pay you for your vacation?


My father was looking over my paychecks and he said that I had a paycheck missing the week of October19th-25th!

My father was looking over my paychecks and he said that I had a paycheck missing the week of October19th-25th!


that sucks

I smite Andria for her apparent lack of sarcasm recognition and for making others smite in my defence. ;)

I smite the smilies because there is never one that encompasses everything I am feeling all at once!

I smite Andria for her apparent lack of sarcasm recognition and for making others smite in my defence. ;)

I smite the smilies because there is never one that encompasses everything I am feeling all at once!


Maybe this one?

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/15/thefinger.gif

Maybe this one?

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/15/thefinger.gif


That one does an amazing job for sure!!! 8)

BTW, I am also doing something else but I can't say what it is because it is frowned upon in this particular thread, but now I think you get the gist of what I am talking about... ;)

That one does an amazing job for sure!!! 8)

BTW, I am also doing something else but I can't say what it is because it is frowned upon in this particular thread, but now I think you get the gist of what I am talking about... ;)


Rock on. 8)

that sucks


He has 35 years of accounting experience.

That one does an amazing job for sure!!! 8)

BTW, I am also doing something else but I can't say what it is because it is frowned upon in this particular thread, but now I think you get the gist of what I am talking about... ;)



that's funny I just did the exact same thing....and for the same reason.

Maybe this one?

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/15/thefinger.gif


I smite the finger.

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/15/thefinger.gif



One of my favorite lines from an Eminem song goes

Here's my ten cents; my two cents ( http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/15/thefinger.gif ) is free    ;D

That one does an amazing job for sure!!! 8)

BTW, I am also doing something else but I can't say what it is because it is frowned upon in this particular thread, but now I think you get the gist of what I am talking about... ;)



You may speak in veiled hints but I know exactly what you are talking about!  >:(





that's funny I just did the exact same thing....and for the same reason.


And you!


Smite you both

You may speak in veiled hints but I know exactly what you are talking about!   >:(



And you!


Smite you both


but the reason for our action should warrant a pass...you're not that heartless are you?  :P


I'll smite you if you are..... tooo late..... SMITE!  ;D

I smite Howard for collecting Kleenex boxes!  8-P 8-P 8-P

New day, I smite Al-B for the plumbers crack picture.  Gross.  8-P


yeah, and next to that tongue-toilet. i smite Al-B too!


I will add to those smites as well - Al-B you should be well smited


I smite Al again for posting the builders cleavage picture AGAIN. It's sunday morning and I do not need to see such a vision before I have my breakfast egg!  ;D


Bah...you're all a bunch of prudes!  >:( >:( >:(

I smite all of you for not being able to appreciate the natural beauty of the human physique.    :D 











Also, I smite Tam-A-DUH! for getting rid of her "BAN! BAN! BAN!" avatar.

I really liked that thing.  :\'(

I smite Howard for collecting Kleenex boxes!  8-P 8-P 8-P



But need them for sneezing.

I smite Howard for collecting Kleenex boxes!  8-P 8-P 8-P


I smite 2kidsami 'cuz I don't think I've smotesmat them before. :D

Also, I smite Tam-A-DUH! for getting rid of her "BAN! BAN! BAN!" avatar.

I really liked that thing.  :\'(





Just for you I shall use it again .... for a brief period of time! ;) ;D

I'll smite Pathmark.

I smite Tam to keep it fresh. :D

I smite Tam to keep it fresh. :D


Fresh as a Summer's Eve Baby!! ;D ;D ;D

Smite ya right back cause you made me type ^ 8)

I smite Tam to keep it fresh. :D


I smite Midas for telling her to keep it fresh. ;D

I smite 2kidsami 'cuz I don't think I've smotesmat them before. :D
Well I smite you because your avatar has a bra on his head - an old lady one no less ;D

I smite Pathmark for forgetting that I had a paycheck that was missing!  >:(


I smite Howard for stating a reason to smite Pathmark when Pathmark is not in the Smite Club.  ;)

I SMITE the Oakland Raiders

I SMITE the Oakland Raiders



I smite you for smiting the Oakland Raiders.  Don't you think they've been smoten enough? :D

I smite that stupid piece of sh*t crappy assed collection agency, ASShole Acceptance. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/15/thefinger.gif

I smite you for smiting the Oakland Raiders.  Don't you think they've been smoten enough? :D

well then it shouldn't bother them since they're so used to it  ::)  and no, I don't think they've been smited enough, there will be more smiteage

I SMITE those drunken buffoons in The Black Hole

I smite Andria for locking her ask thread.

I SMITE the Oakland Raiders



I second that smite.

I smite Andria for locking her ask thread.


Quirk, how do you know that I locked it? How do you know that it could have been Chucky G or one of the other moderators?  :) OK, just kidding. I did it because I was sick of getting off-topic crap in a thread that was specifically about stupid (i.e., involving extreme stupidity) news stories.  ::) But the smite still stands because I like being smited.  ;)

Well I smite you because your avatar has a bra on his head - an old lady one no less ;D


the bra goes between two titties, not on the head. ;D ;)

I smite Howard for stating a reason to smite Pathmark when Pathmark is not in the Smite Club.  ;)


Well,It should be.

I smite Howard because he's being Howard again

I agree, Karen,  I smite Howard for asking yet again where Bobby is even though that question has been answered a gabillion times. ::)

Quirk, how do you know that I locked it? How do you know that it could have been Chucky G or one of the other moderators?  :) OK, just kidding. I did it because I was sick of getting off-topic crap in a thread that was specifically about stupid (i.e., involving extreme stupidity) news stories.  ::) But the smite still stands because I like being smited.  ;)


Well then, I smite Andria because she likes it.  :D

I smite Howard 'cuz he'll deserve it sooner or later. :D

the bra goes between two titties, not on the head. ;D ;)
No Howard a bra goes AROUND not BETWEEN      *SIGH* 

No Howard a bra goes AROUND not BETWEEN      *SIGH* 


Bless him.  I'm not sure he's seen one properly.  :-\\

And no Howard that wasn't an invitation for you to describe anything!!

Quirk, how do you know that I locked it? How do you know that it could have been Chucky G or one of the other moderators?  :) OK, just kidding. I did it because I was sick of getting off-topic crap in a thread that was specifically about stupid (i.e., involving extreme stupidity) news stories.  ::) But the smite still stands because I like being smited.  ;)


Uh, because you said you locked it in the last post on that thread.

Smite you because your sarcasm skills are lacking.

the bra goes between two titties, not on the head. ;D ;)


I smite Howard for not knowing the bra goes over....not between..... and I smite him for typing titties.  ;D




No Howard a bra goes AROUND not BETWEEN      *SIGH* 



sorry Gis... I responded before getting to your reply.... go ahead smite me for repeating you....

I smite Howard for not knowing the bra goes over....not between..... and I smite him for typing titties.  ;D




I smite Snoz for effectively smiting Howard twice in one day :P

I smite Snoz for effectively smiting Howard twice in one day :P



sometimes you just gotta say Damn the rules....this deserves a double smite!


Smite you back cuz you know wish you'd thought of it.



Bless him.  I'm not sure he's seen one properly.  :-\\

And no Howard that wasn't an invitation for you to describe anything!!




karen... there's a word I've been trying to recall but I can't think of it but I'm sure shares at least three similarities with your name....what is that word now?  Don't worry it'll come to me.

I smite Andria for her creative writing and for feeding off of negative attention.

I smite Andria for her creative writing and for feeding off of negative attention.



I'll second this smite!

I smite Andria for her creative writing and for feeding off of negative attention.


http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/LOLdog/pyzamfaildogteeth.jpg

okay how about we smite Andria for being Andriaesque?

okay how about we smite Andria for being Andriaesque?




Would that be considered an infinite smite?

Would that be considered an infinite smite?



I'm prepared to second that if Tam is in.... she's been around long enough to know it's coming.....

ShT.... Saver.... we've gone this route before.

Would that be considered an infinite smite?

Probably, but it also feeds her ego and he obvious need for attention, even if it's negative: (see above smite).

I smite the town council (or whoever else decided today was a holiday and closed the dump)

I smite Ladybug316 for questioning the truthfulness of my posts regarding the parties that I have gone to and about the veracity of my family history.  ???
Karen, today is a legitimate US holiday. It is called Veteran's Day, and it honors those who have served this country in the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine Corps, National Guard and Coast Guard. The banks, liquor stores (in states that have state-run liquor stores), schools, libraries, and other municipal, county, state or federal operations are all closed.

I smite Ladybug316 for questioning the truthfulness of my posts regarding the parties that I have gone to and about the veracity of my family history.  ???
Karen, today is a legitimate US holiday. It is called Veteran's Day, and it honors those who have served this country in the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine Corps, National Guard and Coast Guard. The banks, liquor stores (in states that have state-run liquor stores), schools, libraries, and other municipal, county, state or federal operations are all closed.


I know it's veteran's day read my post elsewhere about my daughter carrying the flag today at school.

I smite Ladybug316 for questioning the truthfulness of my posts regarding the parties that I have gone to and about the veracity of my family history.  ???
Karen, today is a legitimate US holiday. It is called Veteran's Day, and it honors those who have served this country in the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine Corps, National Guard and Coast Guard. The banks, liquor stores (in states that have state-run liquor stores), schools, libraries, and other municipal, county, state or federal operations are all closed.



gee thanks for that informative history lesson... How could we have ever known today was a holiday if you hadn't been so kind as to grace us with your presence today and let us know? What will I ever do tomorrow if you're not there to tell me what day it is?


BTW its not like today is July 4th so even though gov't agencies are closed not everyone closes their doors on veterans day. A privately owned dump might be open today. 

Oh hey karen, for the record, July 4th is also know as independence day and marks the anniversary of the signing of the declaration of independence.  Did I get that right Andia?  ::)

okay how about we smite Andria for being Andriaesque?




I think it's a couple levels above nallyesque.  :D

gee thanks for that informative history lesson... How could we have ever known today was a holiday if you hadn't been so kind as to grace us with your presence today and let us know? What will I ever do tomorrow if you're not there to tell me what day it is?


BTW its not like today is July 4th so even though gov't agencies are closed not everyone closes their doors on veterans day. A privately owned dump might be open today.   

Oh hey karen, for the record, July 4th is also know as independence day and marks the anniversary of the signing of the declaration of independence.  Did I get that right Andia?  ::)





For the record, it's spelled 'Andr-- oh, CARP!

I smite Tia for trying to be punny.

Would that be considered an infinite smite?
Oh please...............


I smite Howard with no need to say why  ::)


I smite Snoz because sheasked me too...........  ;D

Bless him.  I'm not sure he's seen one properly.  :-\\

And no Howard that wasn't an invitation for you to describe anything!!


Of course I've seen a bra,plenty of them and they come in different sizes. ;D

Of course I've seen a bra,plenty of them and they come in different sizes. ;D
Good grief..............

Good grief..............


http://www.world-wide-art.com/art/va/printjpgs/s/cschulz/goodgrief.jpg

Good grief..............


Now that must've shocked you.

I smite Ladybug316 for questioning the truthfulness of my posts regarding the parties that I have gone to and about the veracity of my family history.  ???
Karen, today is a legitimate US holiday. It is called Veteran's Day, and it honors those who have served this country in the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine Corps, National Guard and Coast Guard. The banks, liquor stores (in states that have state-run liquor stores), schools, libraries, and other municipal, county, state or federal operations are all closed.

I am going to smite you daily because I think you're a liar. 

No Howard a bra goes AROUND not BETWEEN      *SIGH* 
Let's not get into technicalities and we will just say a bra belongs on the floor, not on ones head :D :D :D

WHoa I am not the only one with strong feelings on certain subject......  Wow I feel so much better  ;D ;D ;D

Let's not get into technicalities and we will just say a bra belongs on the floor, not on ones head :D :D :D


Depends on who you are with.  There are those that the bra would be better on, in a locked position. ;D

Depends on who you are with.  There are those that the bra would be better on, in a locked position. ;D
such as the comparison between these two....
http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/dpa/lowres/dpan838l.jpg

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I am going to smite you daily because I think you're a liar. 


Don't you know that you are wasting your smites when you do that?  ;)

For the record, it's spelled 'Andr-- oh, CARP!


For the record, it's spelled A-N-D-R-I-A.