Paris Hilton,,Gee, I have Sooo much Money, I am Famous!!!

Spammers, especially certain guests.

I'll give you the fish if you tell me what a "zebra crossing" is ;D


The Abbey Road album cover has a good picture of one.

The Abbey Road album cover has a good picture of one.


http://static.flickr.com/93/254401745_348082f0a9_m.jpg

The Abbey Road album cover has a good picture of one.


So does the Ren & Stimpy album, "You Eediot!"

I have a list today and it involves our local radio station. The station is running a promotion where
you can earn 100 dollars an hour. If you hear your name called at the top of the hour you have
10 minutes and 29 seconds to call in an earn the money. So my list starts of with all the morons
who call in during the 10:29 and say, "Did you call my name?"

The program director of said station who has to play 2-4 John Stinking Cougar songs every day.  >:(

The writer of a commercial they air on the station that states, "Act now and get a FREE GIFT."

I have a list today and it involves our local radio station. The station is running a promotion where
you can earn 100 dollars an hour. If you hear your name called at the top of the hour you have
10 minutes and 29 seconds to call in an earn the money. So my list starts of with all the morons
who call in during the 10:29 and say, "Did you call my name?"

The program director of said station who has to play 2-4 John Stinking Cougar songs every day.  >:(

The writer of a commercial they air on the station that states, "Act now and get a FREE GIFT."



How about DJs who refuse to play a requested song, just because they don't like where you live?
(I say this, because I have a DJ story who was prejudiced against me for that sole reason.)

How about DJs who refuse to play a requested song, just because they don't like where you live?
(I say this, because I have a DJ story who was prejudiced against me for that sole reason.)



DJs don't have to play songs they're requested to play.  They aren't required to give you a reason, either.  Who cares if he didn't like where you live?  I've called in radio request shows over the years and asked for certain songs to be played and I've gotten tons of excuses for why they don't want to, and I've never accused anyone of being "prejudiced" against me.  It's a song request.....big whoop.

DJs don't have to play songs they're requested to play.  They aren't required to give you a reason, either.  Who cares if he didn't like where you live?  That seems like a silly reason to dislike someone.


That certainly IS a silly reason.
However, he later went on the air, and stated that "I have had about 30 requests for this song in the last half hour, and I notice that the majority of calls came from Oroville. Well, gang, this is a Chico station, and I don't like Oroville. Which means, I don't have to play any requests from there, if I don't want to. Everyone knows that Oroville sucks, and is full of nothing but druggies and old farts."

Now, honestly- if you were listening to a radio station, and you heard something like that on-the-air, what would YOU think?

That certainly IS a silly reason.
However, he later went on the air, and stated that "I have had about 30 requests for this song in the last half hour, and I notice that the majority of calls came from Oroville. Well, gang, this is a Chico station, and I don't like Oroville. Which means, I don't have to play any requests from there, if I don't want to. Everyone knows that Oroville sucks, and is full of nothing but druggies and old farts."

Now, honestly- if you were listening to a radio station, and you heard something like that on-the-air, what would YOU think?




I would think the guy's a crackpot and think no more of it. 

Pigeons

Pigeons


;D

;D



They're always flying in everyone's faces all the time. ;D

Pigeons
What out for the Bird Flu?

"So, if Sunday, you're free, why don't you come with me,
And we'll poison the pigeons in the park?
And maybe we'll do in a squirrel or two,
While we poison the pigeons in the park!"

-Tom Lehrer, "Poisoning Pigeons In the Park"

Know who is ready for a Mackerel Makeover? Whomever came up with that God-Awful automated
phone system. Press 1 for this, press 2 for that. It drives me nuts, I want to talk to a person when
I have a problem. I'll give them an automated system, press 1 to be hit with a mackerel, press 2
to hit with a flounder.

"So, if Sunday, you're free, why don't you come with me,
And we'll poison the pigeons in the park?
And maybe we'll do in a squirrel or two,
While we poison the pigeons in the park!"

-Tom Lehrer, "Poisoning Pigeons In the Park"


I have that song...

the Oakland Raiders, winless in 2006 with a 0-3 record to start their football season & I've been given a free ticket to go with my friend & see them on Oct 22, but I'm not a big fan, and don't care to go out & witness their suckiness in person, so I may politely decline the freebie offer.

Know who is ready for a Mackerel Makeover? Whomever came up with that God-Awful automated
phone system. Press 1 for this, press 2 for that. It drives me nuts, I want to talk to a person when
I have a problem. I'll give them an automated system, press 1 to be hit with a mackerel, press 2
to hit with a flounder.
8) Press 3, get eaten by a shark....I HATE that too...when you do get a person they dont know what the heck you are talking about!!!

My Co-worker --- Rita  :P

Know who is ready for a Mackerel Makeover? Whomever came up with that God-Awful automated
phone system. Press 1 for this, press 2 for that. It drives me nuts, I want to talk to a person when
I have a problem. I'll give them an automated system, press 1 to be hit with a mackerel, press 2
to hit with a flounder.
http://gethuman.com/us/

http://gethuman.com/us/


That's just been forwarded to about 50 people.

That's just been forwarded to about 50 people.
8)


Oh, and I've tried a few of them out and they DO work ;)

8)


Oh, and I've tried a few of them out and they DO work ;)


Outstanding!

the person who left the dirty cup outside my office door instead of washing it up.

What out for the Bird Flu?



yes definitely

This fish to the face goes to fans of sports teams that steal other fans traditions:

Philadelphia Phillies fans who throw the opposing team's home run balls back onto the field, that tradition
belongs to the Chicago Cubs.

New York Jets fans whose chant spells out the team J-E-T-S Jets, Jets, Jets, The Philadelphia Eagles
fans have been yelling E-A-G-L-E-S Eagles for as long as I can remember.

Atlanta Braves fans for that annoying tomahawk chop chant, that should stay with Florida State and I
really wish they would lose it.

Braves fans should get smacked in the face just for being Braves fans.  They're f*cking annoying.

People who call the classified department wanting a handyman. Sorry, you need to buy a paper to do that. We just print 'em up, woman!

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People who forget that pro sports are really just games  ::)

People who forget that pro sports are really just games  ::)
8) I know...But my husband got me hooked on college football..Ive seen him throw up when the Vols lose..its NOT pretty ;)

People who forget that pro sports are really just games  ::)



When you're a die-hard fan, like myself and other people on this board.....it can be more than that to us.  We take these things seriously.  Just because you don't doesn't mean squat.

People who forget that pro sports are really just games  ::)


To be honest, I agree. I love my team passionately, but I am not going to be extreme about it.

People who forget that pro sports are really just games  ::)


Ouch, that fish hurt.

I've fought in the streets, taken brickings, bottles, glassings and any number of punches, shed blood and and tasted the grit for my teams.

People who walk their dogs and don't clean up after the mess. >:(

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Ouch, that fish hurt.

I've fought in the streets, taken brickings, bottles, glassings and any number of punches, shed blood and and tasted the grit for my teams.


Jeez Louise, I'd recommend electro shock therapy, but you'd probably try to self administer and end up liking it way too much  ;D

Jeez Louise, I'd recommend electro shock therapy, but you'd probably try to self administer and end up liking it way too much  ;D


Not at all.

I can see why you wouldn't understand. Here in Europe your team is your identity and your national team is the representative of your country. If somebody else encroaches on your turf or misrepresents your team than the situation must be rectified.

Not at all.

I can see why you wouldn't understand. Here in Europe your team is your identity and your national team is the representative of your country. If somebody else encroaches on your turf or misrepresents your team than the situation must be rectified.


It sounds more like war, than a game  ;D

It sounds more like war, than a game  ;D


It is.. in a sense.

It is.. in a sense.


Well, I guess if there's no intentional death, then let the games begin  ;D

Not at all.

I can see why you wouldn't understand. Here in Europe your team is your identity and your national team is the representative of your country. If somebody else encroaches on your turf or misrepresents your team than the situation must be rectified.


I've been over there(twice) and have seen the level of aggression displayed by fans, it is almost scary.  Then the next day the same people involved can be the most gentlemanly(it is 99.99 guys who act out) of men.  It is soooo weird.

Well, I guess if there's no intentional death, then let the games begin  ;D


There have been deaths but they are few and far between.

Some good examples include -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heysel_Stadium_disaster
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hillsborough_disaster
http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4158/is_20000406/ai_n14298332


I've been over there(twice) and have seen the level of aggression displayed by fans, it is almost scary.  Then the next day the same people involved can be the most gentlemanly(it is 99.99 guys who act out) of men.  It is soooo weird.


It's just part of our culture. You live and die with your team.

I've been out in the streets with blokes and we've been fighting whatever, an hour later we'll have a beer.
It's just what's done.

There are those who object and that's fine, they can sit at home in their little suburban nightmares and jerk off over the Ikea catalouge all they want, I wont stop them, but I wont have them try and stop me supporting my team and doing what has to be done.

And thank you for pointing out what most people don't understand, 99.99% of people will be gentlemanly the next day.. it's all about blowing off steam and competing to see who's fans are the best. We were all disgusted with what happened in Turkey.

There have been deaths but they are few and far between.

Some good examples include -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heysel_Stadium_disaster
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hillsborough_disaster
http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4158/is_20000406/ai_n14298332

It's just part of our culture. You live and die with your team.

I've been out in the streets with blokes and we've been fighting whatever, an hour later we'll have a beer.
It's just what's done.

There are those who object and that's fine, they can sit at home in their little suburban nightmares and jerk off over the Ikea catalouge all they want, I wont stop them, but I wont have them try and stop me supporting my team and doing what has to be done.

And thank you for pointing out what most people don't understand, 99.99% of people will be gentlemanly the next day.. it's all about blowing off steam and competing to see who's fans are the best. We were all disgusted with what happened in Turkey.


I read about the 1985 disaster in a school textbook some years back. It was really sad! 

And thank you for pointing out what most people don't understand, 99.99% of people will be gentlemanly the next day.. it's all about blowing off steam and competing to see who's fans are the best.




Now that explains it more a bit.  While the players are competing to see who has the best team, the fans are conpeting to see who can be the most avid fan.  That adds a whole new dimension.  I still scratch my head in wonder at what goes on, but I do understand what is going on a bit more.  The fans over here haven't gotten to that level, but I can see it happening.

I read about the 1985 disaster in a school textbook some years back. It was really sad! 


More the fault of the Belgians than anything. Poor stadium, poor crowd control, poor response.


Now that explains it more a bit.  While the players are competing to see who has the best team, the fans are conpeting to see who can be the most avid fan.  That adds a whole new dimension.  I still scratch my head in wonder at what goes on, but I do understand what is going on a bit more.  The fans over here haven't gotten to that level, but I can see it happening.


Right, you hit the nail on the head and described it better than I could. (Too many blows to the head.)

Yeah, over in the states I'm a regular Bleacher Creature. Jermaine Dye, Jason Bay and Chipper Jones are on my hit list of players I've really pissed off.

More the fault of the Belgians than anything. Poor stadium, poor crowd control, poor response.

Right, you hit the nail on the head and described it better than I could. (Too many blows to the head.)

Yeah, over in the states I'm a regular Bleacher Creature. Jermaine Dye, Jason Bay and Chipper Jones are on my hit list of players I've really pissed off.


I think those sorts of things will get out of control for two reasons, 1) poor rulings over crowds and 2) poor crowds overruling. It takes two, as they say.

If time and money could afford, I'd probably be at more games and probably use my fists a bit more, but I have to get up at 7:30am and get to work and type.  ;D

I think those sorts of things will get out of control for two reasons, 1) poor rulings over crowds and 2) poor crowds overruling. It takes two, as they say.

If time and money could afford, I'd probably be at more games and probably use my fists a bit more, but I have to get up at 7:30am and get to work and type.  ;D


Yes it does take two.

Yeah, I get up at 6:45 and still manage it.. with about 10 pints as well.  ;D

Yes it does take two.

Yeah, I get up at 6:45 and still manage it.. with about 10 pints as well.  ;D


You're a well built man, Davey  ;)  ;D

You're a well built man, Davey  ;)  ;D


I'd call myself a big bastard with a high alcohol tolerance.

But.. who am I to not take a compliment.

I'd call myself a big bastard with a high alcohol tolerance.

But.. who am I to not take a compliment.


Well, we've got to have a high tolerance for something  ;D

Well, we've got to have a high tolerance for something  ;D


I won't ask what yours is.  ;D

People who forget that pro sports are really just games  ::)


I will agree to this statement to an extent, and I've added myself to this list many times, Pro sports
are just games and the players are overpaid for mediocre play. That being said, it is entertainment.
People find release from the daily grind in pro sports. Players on a given team come and go but it
is the fan who creates an identity with the team. It's the camaraderie the fans find with each other
going to the games that creates the excitement. It's a way for fans to become involved in the game
and maybe be a part of the outcome, at least we feel that way. When fans from another team takes
your identity it like they took your wallet. They stole from you, they came into your house and took what
was yours. That is why I said they needed a mackerel makeover. Look in any stadium, you will see people
from all age groups wearing the team colors. The Identity is handed down from generation to generation.
It is the one thing that remains a constant through out the years, championship or not, it is a passion.

I will agree to this statement to an extent, and I've added myself to this list many times, Pro sports
are just games and the players are overpaid for mediocre play. That being said, it is entertainment.
People find release from the daily grind in pro sports. Players on a given team come and go but it
is the fan who creates an identity with the team. It's the camaraderie the fans find with each other
going to the games that creates the excitement. It's a way for fans to become involved in the game
and maybe be a part of the outcome, at least we feel that way. When fans from another team takes
your identity it like they took your wallet. They stole from you, they came into your house and took what
was yours. That is why I said they needed a mackerel makeover. Look in any stadium, you will see people
from all age groups wearing the team colors. The Identity is handed down from generation to generation.
It is the one thing that remains a constant through out the years, championship or not, it is a passion.


Couldn't have said it better.

Big difference is that if another team steals something that is ours, whilst we're in the stadium we'll sing and chant and generally take the piss out of them and give them all sorts of abuse, then outside the stadium they'll get the shi.t kicked out of them.

People who think other people people need be hit in the face with a fish, who are just like the people that they think should be hit in the face with a fish.



Touche




Cat

I will agree to this statement to an extent, and I've added myself to this list many times, Pro sports
are just games and the players are overpaid for mediocre play. That being said, it is entertainment.
People find release from the daily grind in pro sports. Players on a given team come and go but it
is the fan who creates an identity with the team. It's the camaraderie the fans find with each other
going to the games that creates the excitement. It's a way for fans to become involved in the game
and maybe be a part of the outcome, at least we feel that way. When fans from another team takes
your identity it like they took your wallet. They stole from you, they came into your house and took what
was yours. That is why I said they needed a mackerel makeover. Look in any stadium, you will see people
from all age groups wearing the team colors. The Identity is handed down from generation to generation.
It is the one thing that remains a constant through out the years, championship or not, it is a passion.


Don't get me wrong, I go to games, I watch games, I cheer, get excited waiting for a basket, a hit, a touchdown, and jump up and down and cheer, and have a good time.  I absolutely love watching a good game, but some take it to the great beyond.  It is one thing to be a fan and another to be a sportsman.  A fan loves the team, a sportsman the game.  A sportsman will appreciate good team, and a good game, and can route for their own team without feeling it necessary to degrade other teams, not enough of that these days.

Certain "users" who sign on, for the sole purpose of spamming useless porno sites, and whose sole intention is to see how many people they can shock or piss off, in the first few minutes.

Certain "users" who sign on, for the sole purpose of spamming useless porno sites, and whose sole intention is to see how many people they can shock or piss off, in the first few minutes.



Can you imagine what their real lives must be like?  Pretty sad if you ask me.

Can you imagine what their real lives must be like?  Pretty sad if you ask me.


Kinda reminds me of a young man I used to know, named "Andy".

This one was about 4 years older than me, and his whole purpose in life was asking, "What's this red spot on my butt?" He then proceeded to show it to whoever would look at it. Pathetic.

He was later dubbed "Firefly", when it was proven that he was videotaping himself with the following items:
-A 12-battery Mag-Lite
-A tube of K-Y Jelly
-Shoestrings
-A rubber duck, with the mouth cut wide
-Pringles Potato Chips

Most of this is gross enough, but I used to LOVE Pringle's!
I can't even look at them now...

^LOL  ;D

Certain "users" who sign on, for the sole purpose of spamming useless porno sites, and whose sole intention is to see how many people they can shock or piss off, in the first few minutes.


said person spent like 5 hours spamming everyone

said person spent like 5 hours spamming everyone


Utterly pathetic...

Certain "users" who sign on, for the sole purpose of spamming useless porno sites, and whose sole intention is to see how many people they can shock or piss off, in the first few minutes.


http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/splat.gif

Certain "users" who sign on, for the sole purpose of spamming useless porno sites, and whose sole intention is to see how many people they can shock or piss off, in the first few minutes.
Pass the fish around, we can all have a go too!

http://alibi.com.mk/FILES/PUBLIC/CONTENT/3268726750843858306100511151_FILES/Jaws-Burgov%201.jpg

People who trash public restrooms. I don't know how it is for womans room but mens rooms
are disgusting. I have to ask these people, Do you piss on the seat at home? Do you throw
toiletpaper all over your own floor? Worst of all, Do you wipe boogers all over your bathroom
walls? Know what it's like standing there at a urinal staring at a wall full of boogers? ugh!

People who trash public restrooms. I don't know how it is for womans room but mens rooms
are disgusting. I have to ask these people, Do you piss on the seat at home? Do you throw
toiletpaper all over your own floor? Worst of all, Do you wipe boogers all over your bathroom
walls? Know what it's like standing there at a urinal staring at a wall full of boogers? ugh!



that is so gross! People have absolutely no manners at all...and believe me...the women's bathroom is just as gross sometimes!

I swear people leave all sense of manners or respect at the door as they leave their house. Seriously, the streets are not your rubbish bin, spitting on the footpath is not cool, I won't mention public toilet ettique as that was just mentioned, people who speed past you only to catch up with them at the lights, whistling or yelling at randoms on the street just proves you're an idiotic moron, people who walk slow, groups of people who walk in a line covering the entire footpath then look at you funny when you want to pass them, people on cellphones, the list can go on...

^ all need to be slapped by a very large, very painful fish.

Slap them with a puffer fish!

People who trash public restrooms. I don't know how it is for womans room but mens rooms
are disgusting. I have to ask these people, Do you piss on the seat at home? Do you throw
toiletpaper all over your own floor? Worst of all, Do you wipe boogers all over your bathroom
walls? Know what it's like standing there at a urinal staring at a wall full of boogers? ugh!


They are. I used to work at Target and they were too cheap to hire people to clean the restrooms, so cashiers had to clean them. I remember coming in to work one day and everyone was disgusted because some woman had taken a dump and then proceeded to smear it ALL OVER the walls, sinks, mirrors, etc. I was just glad I didn't have to deal with it. :P

But yeah, the women are pigs as well. Used toilet paper, tampons, dirty diapers, no flushing....ugh.

Women who go into a public restroom stall and think they are too good to sit on the seat, so they sprinkle urine all over the seat and leave it there for everyone else.

I would guess that about 50% of them don't wash their hands either.

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/uzi.gif

Oh wait, I mean  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/splat.gif

Women who go into a public restroom stall and think they are too good to sit on the seat, so they sprinkle urine all over the seat and leave it there for everyone else.

I would guess that about 50% of them don't wash their hands either.

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/uzi.gif

Oh wait, I mean  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/splat.gif
I would not know.

wackos who talk to newspapers ::)

Loud people who own cell phones.  When you're on the bus with them, there's no escape.  Annoying sales people. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/splat.gif

Loud people who own cell phones.  When you're on the bus with them, there's no escape.  Annoying sales people. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/splat.gif



I feel your pain SA. >:(

That really should be illegal!!! :P

That really should be illegal!!! :P



being hit in the face with a fish

No.  Loud people with cell phones on buses.  Hitting people in the face with a fish should be mandatory in some situations. :)

No.  Loud people with cell phones on buses.  Hitting people in the face with a fish should be mandatory in some situations. :)
Which brings us back to the bus driver has fish ready for the occasion.

Women who go into a public restroom stall and think they are too good to sit on the seat, so they sprinkle urine all over the seat and leave it there for everyone else.

I would guess that about 50% of them don't wash their hands either.


Oh wait, I mean  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/splat.gif
That's why I always have anti-bacterial wipes with me.  ;)

If this were a perfect world we wouldn't be forced to hit people in the face with a fish.  Unfortunately we do not live in a perfect world.  So aim well, and make it count!! http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/splat.gif

Anyone who calls at 3 in the morning just to ask you a truly stupid question, such as "Do you have any condoms?"

Anyone who calls at 3 in the morning just to ask you a truly stupid question, such as "Do you have any condoms?"


Maybe he was about to score but realised he didn't have the necessary and thought you'd be a likely source?

Anyone who calls at 3 in the morning just to ask you a truly stupid question, such as "Do you have any condoms?"


A "he" or a "she"? For their own use, or yours, or mutual?  This may have been an opportunity  ;D

Anyone who calls at 3 in the morning just to ask you a truly stupid question, such as "Do you have any condoms?"
Tell them that the chemists are closed and then slap with the fish.

That little man that some people consider the President of the United States, but is actually a petty, mean spirited, buffoon.

That little man that some people consider the President of the United States, but is actually a petty, mean spirited, buffoon.


I agree, you getting an applaud.

Barbara Streisand, telling an audience member to "Shut the F@#K up." People pay hundreds
of dollars to hear her sing, not to hear her political views. Barbara, your an entertainer, so
entertain, leave the politics at home.

Men who put too much aftershave/cologne. I had a man walk in about 2 hours ago with a decent smelling cologne but he must have poured the whole bottle on every inch of his body.

That little man that some people consider the President of the United States, but is actually a petty, mean spirited, buffoon.



That's putting it very kindly. I would use some "stronger" terms.  ;)




Cat

Barbara Streisand, telling an audience member to "Shut the F@#K up." People pay hundreds
of dollars to hear her sing, not to hear her political views. Barbara, your an entertainer, so
entertain, leave the politics at home.


The guy had been heckling her, the crowd was sick of him, they applauded her.  Everyone going to a Streisand concert knows she is political. This is America, and this is her show, if you don't want to hear it don't buy a ticket.

The guy had been heckling her, the crowd was sick of him, they applauded her.  Everyone going to a Streisand concert knows she is political. This is America, and this is her show, if you don't want to hear it don't buy a ticket.


If people are paying 800 dollars to she her put on some stupid skit with a George Bush Impersonator
then they are the ones who need to be hit with a fish.

If people are paying 800 dollars to she her put on some stupid skit with a George Bush Impersonator
then they are the ones who need to be hit with a fish.
If I pay $800 to see ANYTHING, I'd better get dinner, drinks and "a big O" out of the deal ;)

If Barbra Streisand gets the fish for being political, then so do the following:

-Don Henley
-Michael Stipe (REM)
-Pete Townshed (The Who)
-Henry Rollins (formerly of Black Flag)
-Jello Biafra (Dead Kennedys, PigFace, Lard, Butt Trumpet)
-Paul Revere (The Raiders)
-Tom Robinson
-Linda Ronstadt
-Danny Elfman (Oingo Boingo)
-Melissa Etheridge
-Fee Waybill (The Tubes)
-Wayne Hamilton (Salsa Bella)

If Barbra Streisand gets the fish for being political, then so do the following:

-Don Henley
-Michael Stipe (REM)
-Pete Townshed (The Who)
-Henry Rollins (formerly of Black Flag)
-Jello Biafra (Dead Kennedys, PigFace, Lard, Butt Trumpet)
-Paul Revere (The Raiders)
-Tom Robinson
-Linda Ronstadt
-Danny Elfman (Oingo Boingo)
-Melissa Etheridge
-Fee Waybill (The Tubes)
-Wayne Hamilton (Salsa Bella)


Just to name a few

Just to name a few


You DO realize who that last one is, don'tcha??

:D

You DO realize who that last one is, don'tcha??

:D


But people aren't paying $800 to listen to him are they?


(unless there's something you're not telling us?)

But people aren't paying $800 to listen to him are they?


(unless there's something you're not telling us?)


You saying our own ain't worth 800



You DO realize who that last one is, don'tcha??

:D


My meaning is that these are political people that people don't think twice about paying for, but then a lot of what they say goes right over the heads of some of them. You left out a huge star.

Bono

You saying our own ain't worth 800

My meaning is that these are political people that people don't think twice about paying for, but then a lot of what they say goes right over the heads of some of them. You left out a huge star.

Bono




Danoota&me

The Wayne Hamilton that Hawk put on his list is Hawk's real name

Danoota&me

The Wayne Hamilton that Hawk put on his list is Hawk's real name



Yes and I think like the others he has every right to be as political as he wants when he plays, just like the others.  And I'm sure we all think he is worth $800 a ticket.  ::)

If people are paying 800 dollars to she her put on some stupid skit with a George Bush Impersonator
then they are the ones who need to be hit with a fish.
I'd much rather pay $800 to see that than $800 to see "the real thing" ;)

I still think anyone who'd pay $800 to see ANY performer should be slapped with a fish.....I can think of MUCH better things to do with $800...

I still think anyone who'd pay $800 to see ANY performer should be slapped with a fish.....I can think of MUCH better things to do with $800...




I'm with you, Mama !

I concur!

BTW, I am not too terribly political when I play, unless the song I am doing @ the time is political, in nature.

I try to be more of a performer/entertainer than a soapbox jockey.
Besides, anyone paying me $800 just to see me would probably be cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, and is quite possibly affiliated with George Bush Jr. anyway.

(Has anyone attempted to adjust the babblefish in his ear?)

people who stand in the middle of an isle (at a store) and talk with someone that they happened to run into that they know. I hate this! Tonight we were shopping and there were these people who were talking...and they took up the entire isle...and would not move, even when it was clear that people were trying to get through. ::)

People who call and hang up!  >:(

people that have to one up you when it comes to bad news.

"my car broke down."
"that's nothing! my mailman's cousin was bitten by a dog the day he found out he had cancer and then had to walk home..UPHILL!"

people that have to one up you when it comes to bad news.

"my car broke down."
"that's nothing! my mailman's cousin was bitten by a dog the day he found out he had cancer and then had to walk home..UPHILL!"


KKay, I have found the ultimate line, that no one seems to be prepared for.
The next time you run into this problem, use this phrase:

"I have you all beat...I exist."

PWNTBHITFWAF: The old Canadian b'st**d who sold me a lemon Blazer, who makes sexual connotations about my wife, and refuses to help with fixing my transmission, all the while insulting me.

Someone, who shall remain nameless who is really irritating me at the moment arrogant t*sser.

KKay, I have found the ultimate line, that no one seems to be prepared for.
The next time you run into this problem, use this phrase:

"I have you all beat...I exist."

PWNTBHITFWAF: The old Canadian b'st**d who sold me a lemon Blazer, who makes sexual connotations about my wife, and refuses to help with fixing my transmission, all the while insulting me.
Hate to tell you this, but if it was a private sale and there's no warranty, you're SOL in getting him to help fix the tranny.....unless specifically stated, a used car sale by a private party is an "as is" sale :-\\

Right now, there are a few people I'd like to slap in the face with a fish....namely those who ask stupid questions over and over again......I've explained something to the scout parents TWICE and got 3 calls/emails yesterday from different people asking if they had to do something.....I already said "If you've already done it, you don't have to do it again" TWICE, people, pull your heads out of your behinds >:(

This is professional football related:

The defensive player who does a dance after a tackle when, his team is losing and the offense just
marched 80 yards down the field.

The offensive player who signals first down and does a little dance when his team is losing and it's the
first ball he's caught all day.

crowded passengers

crowded passengers


How does a passenger get crowded?

How does a passenger get crowded?


I don't know, but it must be entertaining to watch.

I don't know, but it must be entertaining to watch.



When the bus is full and I keep getting bumped into.  >:(

When the bus is full and I keep getting bumped into.  >:(
So, since you're technically the "crowded passenger", you're going to hit yourself in the face with a fish? ???


I'd like to slap the guy in my Lit class who thinks he's smarter than everyone else and takes every opportunity to say so by saying "No, s/he's wrong.  {insert author's name here} meant {exactly opposite of what someone-usually me-says}" ::)  He's also the one who totally tried to rip apart my opening paragraph so I don't pay much attention to what he says, but I'd like to go to just one class where he isn't on his "I'm right, you're wrong" trip >:(  He reminds me of my husband at times ::)

I'd like to slap the guy in my Lit class who thinks he's smarter than everyone else and takes every opportunity to say so by saying "No, s/he's wrong.  {insert author's name here} meant {exactly opposite of what someone-usually me-says}" ::)  He's also the one who totally tried to rip apart my opening paragraph so I don't pay much attention to what he says, but I'd like to go to just one class where he isn't on his "I'm right, you're wrong" trip >:(  He reminds me of my husband at times ::)


Ah yes...THOSE people :P

Whoever decides that physically-challenged people shouldn't be allowed on reality shows.

I am getting ready to apply for "The Amazing Race", and I have been told by almost everyone I know that I shouldn't even try it, because nobody will let a "disabled" person on the show.

>:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Whoever decides that physically-challenged people shouldn't be allowed on reality shows.

I am getting ready to apply for "The Amazing Race", and I have been told by almost everyone I know that I shouldn't even try it, because nobody will let a "disabled" person on the show.

>:( >:( >:( >:( >:(


Wow, that is just f*cking ignorant of them. And rude.

Good luck with that. You're braver than I am. ;D

Whoever decides that physically-challenged people shouldn't be allowed on reality shows.

I am getting ready to apply for "The Amazing Race", and I have been told by almost everyone I know that I shouldn't even try it, because nobody will let a "disabled" person on the show.

>:( >:( >:( >:( >:(



excuse my French, but who the hell told you that? That is SO wrong on SO many different levels. There have been people with disabilities on reality shows before....I remember that one girl who was on Survivor, and she was deaf...and nobody even realized she was until she told them. I say GO FOR IT Wayne....don't let others negative comments get in the way of your dreams! ;) :)

So, since you're technically the "crowded passenger", you're going to hit yourself in the face with a fish? ???


I'd like to slap the guy in my Lit class who thinks he's smarter than everyone else and takes every opportunity to say so by saying "No, s/he's wrong.  {insert author's name here} meant {exactly opposite of what someone-usually me-says}" ::)  He's also the one who totally tried to rip apart my opening paragraph so I don't pay much attention to what he says, but I'd like to go to just one class where he isn't on his "I'm right, you're wrong" trip >:(  He reminds me of my husband at times ::)



Yes. >:(

Wow, that is just f*cking ignorant of them. And rude.

Good luck with that. You're braver than I am. ;D




excuse my French, but who the hell told you that? That is SO wrong on SO many different levels. There have been people with disabilities on reality shows before....I remember that one girl who was on Survivor, and she was deaf...and nobody even realized she was until she told them. I say GO FOR IT Wayne....don't let others negative comments get in the way of your dreams! ;) :)


Thanks for the votes of confidence.

I have been viewing the past "Amazing Races" on the GSN.
On the one I'm watching (5), there was a team comprised of a short person, or 'midget', and her full-sized cousin.

They were eliminated about halfway through.

I noticed that there have been no reality series where anyone who uses a wheelchair is involved.
Since I have to use assistory devices rather often, including wheelchairs, I don't see why not.
I think Melissa & I could at least give 'em hell, if not win the bleedin' thing!

My sister....she's making entirely too much noise for this early in the morning.

On the one I'm watching (5), there was a team comprised of a short person, or 'midget', and her full-sized cousin.

Hawk, they prefer "Little person", not "short person".

Hawk, they prefer "Little person", not "short person".


Ok.. you need hitting with the fish.

I hate the PC attitude that causes people to make comments like this. Nothing toward you Kim, you know that.. but it grates on me when people say "Ooh they don't like being called that." They... they! I just figure, if somebody dosen't like it, then they can say so for themselves. It's almost like going up to a group of black guys and saying "Hey, I didn't know you people came through this area." at least it seems like that to me.

Once again Kim, nothing untowards you with that statement.  ;)

I noticed that there have been no reality series where anyone who uses a wheelchair is involved.
Since I have to use assistory devices rather often, including wheelchairs, I don't see why not.
I think Melissa & I could at least give 'em hell, if not win the bleedin' thing!


Wheelchair user Kerry MacGregor made it into the final twelve in this year's X Factor here in the UK.  She was voted off a couple of weeks ago.

Ok.. you need hitting with the fish.

I hate the PC attitude that causes people to make comments like this. Nothing toward you Kim, you know that.. but it grates on me when people say "Ooh they don't like being called that." They... they! I just figure, if somebody dosen't like it, then they can say so for themselves. It's almost like going up to a group of black guys and saying "Hey, I didn't know you people came through this area." at least it seems like that to me.

Once again Kim, nothing untowards you with that statement.  ;)
No offense taken :)  I just figured I'd try to state it nicely before someone else jumped down his throat for saying it.  I don't know if you've ever seen the show "Little People, Big World", but that's what they say on there and their "national group" is called "Little People of America". ;) 

You know we cool 8)

No offense taken :)  I just figured I'd try to state it nicely before someone else jumped down his throat for saying it.  I don't know if you've ever seen the show "Little People, Big World", but that's what they say on there and their "national group" is called "Little People of America". ;) 

You know we cool 8)


I thought little people of america was what the splinter cell of the boy scouts was called?

I thought little people of america was what the splinter cell of the boy scouts was called?
no, that's "NAMBLA" ;D

no, that's "NAMBLA" ;D


Ah yes, the National Association for the prevention of Malaria, Bubolic Plague, Lesotho Fever and Aids.

Ah yes, the National Association for the prevention of Malaria, Bubolic Plague, Lesotho Fever and Aids.



They do amazing work.  I'm organizing a charity drive for them next month.  We're even having a fancy dress ball.

They do amazing work.  I'm organizing a charity drive for them next month.  We're even having a fancy dress ball.


.. you work with NAMBLA too huh.

.. you work with NAMBLA too huh.



You mean the National Association for the prevention of Malaria, Bubonic Plague, Lesotho Fever and AIDS?  Yes.  I don't know what other association you would be referring to....... :-P

My whole school board. for making us go to school on monday to have the rest of the week off. >:(

My whole school board. for making us go to school on monday to have the rest of the week off. >:(



Why do you have the rest of next week off?

well we had tuseday off for the election, then i thing weds,thurs,and friday
were for the state to make sure our school is safe or something?

The person that pulled the plug on the Deer Cam.

The person that pulled the plug on the Deer Cam.



Who did it?

Who did it?



hmmm....we don't exactly know...but are suspecting the furry creatures that like to frolick in front of it. ;D :D

hmmm....we don't exactly know...but are suspecting the furry creatures that like to frolick in front of it. ;D :D



tell them to get out of the way

tell them to get out of the way



I think they are playing tricks on us! ;D

I think they are playing tricks on us! ;D




Maybe the squirrel is chewing on the wire. :o

Maybe the squirrel is chewing on the wire. :o



hmmm...it's a possibility...I did see him acting quite suspicious the other day! :D

hmmm...it's a possibility...I did see him acting quite suspicious the other day! :D



Fried squirrel ;D

Anyone here ever see "Bambi Meets Godzilla"?

my friend who complains in one breath that she has no money, but in the next is saying what she's been spending it on (none of which are "necessities") ::)

People whose sole purpose in life is to pontify themselves, by reducing other people's self-esteems and beliefs to the proverbial compost heap.

HawktheSlayer.

HawktheSlayer.



Meat

the stupid azz potheads next door. >:(

the stupid azz potheads next door. >:(


XD I saw that one coming. But, yanno, it's be really funny if you just went up and hit them with a smoked trout, or something. I think you should do it! >:-}D

XD I saw that one coming. But, yanno, it's be really funny if you just went up and hit them with a smoked trout, or something. I think you should do it! >:-}D



that would pretty much be hilarious! I could just see it now! hahaha! ;D

The dumbf*ck who was weaving in and out of traffic tonight, while a nasty storm was going on.

The dumbf*ck who was weaving in and out of traffic tonight, while a nasty storm was going on.
Did you catch the car number plate?

Meat!, for wanting to hit me with one.

Everyone who dare invades my personal space. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/11/cussing.gif  Use your own terminology!!!

Whoever just invaded Spaceace's personal space!

(The cads!)

Well, it was someone who goes to church with my Mother.  I hadn't seen this woman in 20 years.  Heck I didn't like her then either!! >:(

Everyone who dare invades my personal space. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/11/cussing.gif  Use your own terminology!!!


Am I going to be hit with one?

Well, it was someone who goes to church with my Mother.  I hadn't seen this woman in 20 years.  Heck I didn't like her then either!! >:(


I know the feeling. I have similar feelings about an old H.S. English teacher.
But then, I don't know of anyone who liked her!

Am I going to be hit with one?

No.  I refuse to hit someone who doesn't deserve it.

I know the feeling. I have similar feelings about an old H.S. English teacher.
But then, I don't know of anyone who liked her!

I don't know why, but it just makes you want to vomit.

I don't know why, but it just makes you want to vomit.


Understood, my friend.
May I suggest Blammo's New Chernobyl Atomic Blowfish?

Just one smack, and you'll detonate the wrinkles off the old lady!
Ooh-la-la, fa-BOOM!

No.  I refuse to hit someone who doesn't deserve it.


That's Ok,I'll hit myself with one.

Oh, super cool.  Just for those special occasions.  Unfortunately I have to wait till tommorrow to give you karma. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/splat.gif  I love tech improvements!! :)

Oh, super cool.  Just for those special occasions.  Unfortunately I have to wait till tommorrow to give you karma. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/splat.gif  I love tech improvements!! :)


why tomorrow?

That's Ok,I'll hit myself with one.
Stop it you Moron.  Don't waste your precious energy.  Rush Limbaugh still needs to be hit!!

why tomorrow?

I tried, I have to wait 24 hours. :P

I tried, I have to wait 24 hours. :P


24 hours to give karma,bullcrap! >:(

24 hours to give karma,bullcrap! >:(

I tried, jeez, honest.

Stop it you Moron.  Don't waste your precious energy.  Rush Limbaugh still needs to be hit!!


A shark is more like it

I agree, aim well!!! :)

My cat.  She is just being a pest today!

david blaine

Vaughn...he's being a total crab today! >:(

Vaughn...he's being a total crab today! >:(


Why would you hit him?

24 hours to give karma,bullcrap! >:(
Yes, Howard, if you've given someone karma in the past 24 hours, the system won't let you give it again.....try it, you'll see.


Oh, and I'm going to smack your job coach with a fish to get his ass in gear....

Customers who call 10 minutes before 6pm (our closing time) on Thanksgiving  ::)

Why would you hit him?



I wasn't being serious...I wouldn't seriously hit Vaughn in the face. ::)

I wasn't being serious...I wouldn't seriously hit Vaughn in the face. ::)


DON'T MAKE ME CALL THE CPA!

Yes, Howard, if you've given someone karma in the past 24 hours, the system won't let you give it again.....try it, you'll see.


Oh, and I'm going to smack your job coach with a fish to get his ass in gear....


Let me hit him for you. ;D

I wasn't being serious...I wouldn't seriously hit Vaughn in the face. ::)


I know I was just teasing you.

Immature people who still gang up on and tease a person like they're still high schoolers! Nothing ever changes, I swear to god.

Howard, for making his new theme song "Obsession".

(I liked his old one better..."I Wanna Be An 'Au Bon Pain' Worker".)

Howard, for making his new theme song "Obsession".

(I liked his old one better..."I Wanna Be An 'Au Bon Pain' Worker".)


HA! Thanks Man. ;D

the mother of the 300+ lb 5 year old girl that they featured on the news show: The Insider. I mean....what does it take to stop force feeding your child, when they end up being as big at 300+ lbs at the age of 5? This is pure child abuse, if you ask me.

My Job Coach

the mother of the 300+ lb 5 year old girl that they featured on the news show: The Insider. I mean....what does it take to stop force feeding your child, when they end up being as big at 300+ lbs at the age of 5? This is pure child abuse, if you ask me.



The child should be removed from the home and the mother should be charged with child endangerment, child abuse and whatever else they can think to tack on.

Kevin Federline

The child should be removed from the home and the mother should be charged with child endangerment, child abuse and whatever else they can think to tack on.


yes, I agree.

The IPod people ;D

The person who plowed (and he has a tractor-type thing) the sidewalks in our town. Yesterday, after busting our butts clearing out our car-paying some guy $20 to plow, the town came through and blocked us in AGAIN!!!!  >:( >:( >:( >:(  We called the town but they never did come and replow us out so Carlos went out there with the new snowblower to RE-DO the thing AGAIN!!!




Cat

Sanatation who don't know how to plow on time.  >:(

Can I hit my car (which still isn't running after spending $300 fixing it) in the grill with a fish?

Can I hit my car (which still isn't running after spending $300 fixing it) in the grill with a fish?


What kind of fish?

What kind of fish?


A CARp?

A CARp?




Oooh, Bad! Bad!  ;D ;D ;D



Cat

A CARp?



Oh,Good One Lorac.  ;D

A CARp?


Oh that was a good one!  Very very clever.

Actually, I have a van, so maybe I can just hit it with some Van deKamp brand frozen fish?

whoever put rat poison in the cat and dog foods.. (I was thinking about hitting them in the face with a shark or phirrana)

Bad Bus Drivers

12 year olds. 

Drunk Bums

people who brag about the same crap over and over again. ::)

12 year olds. 



I have an "almost" 12 year old that you're more than welcome to come hit with a fish ;D

My cat, she is such a finicky eater! 

Drunk Bums


They'd probably enjoy it.

Anna Nicole Smith and Phil Spector.

My cat, she is such a finicky eater! 


What kind of fish does she eat?

What kind of fish does she eat?



She didn't say whether her cat ate fish or not.  My cat doesn't eat fish....only beef.

I think I do. ;D

I have an "almost" 12 year old that you're more than welcome to come hit with a fish ;D



Awesome.  This one forum I post on doesn't have an age limit, so there's 11 and 12 year olds posting on it and they are so dumb it's sad.

Awesome.  This one forum I post on doesn't have an age limit, so there's 11 and 12 year olds posting on it and they are so dumb it's sad.


Mmmmmm-hmmmmm.....

Uhhh, whatever.




My neighbor needs to be hit in the face, not with a fish but a 2x4.

Uhhh, whatever.




My neighbor needs to be hit in the face, not with a fish but a 2x4.


Won't that hurt?  ;D

Won't that hurt?  ;D



That's the point.

That's the point.


Aren't you afraid of being hit back?

Aren't you afraid of being hit back?



Do you honestly think I'd attack my neighbor with a plank of wood?  Good God.

Do you honestly think I'd attack my neighbor with a plank of wood?  Good God.


Just a Thought. ;D

People who think they are the only important people in the universe.

For example-

-Your local Governor/Senator
-Phil Spector
-Garth Brooks
-Stacy London, from TLC's "What Not To Wear"

.....Feel free to use your own examples.

People who 'talk down' to others.

People who 'talk down' to others.


Karma. I hate when people do that to me. I'm not dumb, so I don't need people talking to me like I'm a damned toddler.

Karma. I hate when people do that to me. I'm not dumb, so I don't need people talking to me like I'm a damned toddler.


I don't even talk to my toddler that way.

Awesome.  This one forum I post on doesn't have an age limit, so there's 11 and 12 year olds posting on it and they are so dumb it's sad.
My son is too smart for his own good, but the attitude's almost more than I can handle lately >:(

Whoever stole the battery charger out of the barn over the winter.  >:(

Chinese Neighbors's sons who have girlfriends that pained OUR fire hydrant blue with flowers,rainbows and sunshine yellow colors! >:(

People who 'talk down' to others.


I hear that!

Goes hand in hand with my newest recommedation:
People who think their topics of conversation are the only things of interest in the world

the people who will use the word "LIKE" a million time in a 5 min convo. Just drop a car on them, why waste a good fish you can use it on some one else

the people who will use the word "LIKE" a million time in a 5 min convo. Just drop a car on them, why waste a good fish you can use it on some one else


karma for bringing this thread back.  Was it really a long ago as 2007?  :o

karma for bringing this thread back.  Was it really a long ago as 2007?  :o

yea 2006 is when it got started lol 3 years still going to add to the list

all the people in the stock market, people in goverment, BUSH should get something else for 8 years of hell,
and the people who will go to a fast food place order enough food for 10 people and get a diet coke

stupid people who do stupid things when I'm walking down the street trying to mind my business.

Rush Limbaugh

Nadya Suleman

The damn farmer who spread organic fertilizer in the field in back of my house and didn't plow it under.

My ex-boss..she used to clip her toenails at her desk in full view of others. But since she's a department manager, no one would say anything  8-P 8-P

Octamom and any moron who still wants to interview her.

Maybe we could hit Octomon with eight fish (a school of fish!)  ;D

the black team on the TV show, The Biggest Loser. ::)

Bernard Madoff, need I say why!

We are all waiting to see what his sentence will be. 

We are all waiting to see what his sentence will be. 
150 slaps?

Chris Brown.

Madoff has been sent to jail to await sentencing.  Sentencing will be on June 16. 

Madoff has been sent to jail to await sentencing.  Sentencing will be on June 16. 
Is fish served in prisons?

Is fish served in prisons?




Bread And Water.

the truck that wanted to cut me off on 295, i guess no one can see a bright red vw gti  >:(

Rosie O'Donnell?
Lindsay Lohan?

the truck that wanted to cut me off on 295, i guess no one can see a bright red vw gti  >:(


  I know for a fact that truckers can be rude bastiges (like everyone else on the roads) but give 'em a break.  If for no other reason than you'll end-up splattered...

  I ain't gonna tangle with no rig...

the truck that wanted to cut me off on 295, i guess no one can see a bright red vw gti  >:(


It could be that he didn't see you.  They don't have the scope that a person in a car has, if you aren't in his mirror he can't see you, and he can't turn around a double check like someone in a car.  Always give truckers a wide berth because right or wrong, it is a fight you will lose.

Rosie O'Donnell?
Lindsay Lohan?






They need to be hit in the face with a shark!

It could be that he didn't see you.  They don't have the scope that a person in a car has, if you aren't in his mirror he can't see you, and he can't turn around a double check like someone in a car.   Always give truckers a wide berth because right or wrong, it is a fight you will lose.


Far to often and far to many truckers use that as an excuse to bully their way down the road. You're right about one thing, it is a fight that
can't be won so it is best to avoid it but the bully drivers still need a mackerel across the chops.

They need to be hit in the face with a shark!


Why involve Greg Norman in all of this... ;)

people who double park in the parking lot.