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Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/14/09 at 9:00 am
Why involve Greg Norman in all of this... ;)
Greg Norman has done nothing wrong!
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/14/09 at 4:38 pm
Chris Brown.
Chris Brown.
How many slaps does he need?
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: danootaandme on 03/15/09 at 4:30 am
^Until I say it's time to stop
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/15/09 at 4:31 am
^Until I say it's time to stop
Any more offers on Chris Brown?
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 03/15/09 at 5:14 am
How many slaps does he need?
I think I need the slap more than him,I double posted,sorry.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: danootaandme on 03/15/09 at 5:16 am
That's ok, you can hit him twice if you want
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 03/15/09 at 5:17 am
That's ok, you can hit him twice if you want
No hit me first.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/02/09 at 6:00 pm
A certain board member who I will :-X
Cat
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Frank on 04/02/09 at 6:48 pm
Sham-WOW guy
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 04/03/09 at 6:56 am
Sham-WOW guy
I'd like to him him too with a shamwow. >:(
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Frank on 04/04/09 at 12:12 am
Plaxico Buress
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/04/09 at 4:41 am
Madonna
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 04/04/09 at 5:26 am
The guys in The Binghamton shooting.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/04/09 at 9:59 am
The guys in The Binghamton shooting.
The news looks worse that it is now.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 04/04/09 at 5:00 pm
The news looks worse that it is now.
What a bad situation.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Frank on 04/13/09 at 2:06 am
Pee wee Herman
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 04/13/09 at 5:48 am
Pee wee Herman
He needs to hit himself with a fish.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Frank on 04/14/09 at 2:24 am
Britney Spears..over and over again
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/14/09 at 2:35 am
Britney Spears..over and over again
...and her producer!
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 04/14/09 at 7:19 am
The pirates.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: anabel on 04/14/09 at 5:23 pm
The pirates.
The Pittsburgh ones or the Captain Kidnapping Ones? ;D
I also say this guy. My CEO. We're all so proud. Not.
http://247wallst.com/2008/12/02/10-ceos-to-go-2/
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Frank on 04/14/09 at 6:02 pm
Billy Bob Thornton...with a Canadian fish
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 04/15/09 at 7:04 am
The Pittsburgh ones or the Captain Kidnapping Ones? ;D
I also say this guy. My CEO. We're all so proud. Not.
http://247wallst.com/2008/12/02/10-ceos-to-go-2/
The captain kidnapping ones.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: barefootrobin on 04/15/09 at 11:00 am
My Boss, 2 unproductive Mantrums in one month and I`m trying to keep my staff from quitting.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Tia on 04/15/09 at 11:05 am
dayum. the big cheese -- smited AND fish-slapped! bfr ain't playin'.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: barefootrobin on 04/15/09 at 12:01 pm
dayum. the big cheese -- smited AND fish-slapped! bfr ain't playin'.
Do you think he knows?
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Ashkicksass on 04/15/09 at 2:24 pm
Teabaggers.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: barefootrobin on 04/15/09 at 2:27 pm
Teabaggers.
Snap! ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Tia on 04/15/09 at 2:39 pm
Teabaggers.
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Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: barefootrobin on 04/15/09 at 2:45 pm
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LOL! Who are these people? I mean it's raining! Her face face is going to be tea stained and she is going to have to go to work and explain the cause was TEABAGGING! Does that not involve testicles there?
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Tia on 04/15/09 at 2:58 pm
LOL! Who are these people? I mean it's raining! Her face face is going to be tea stained and she is going to have to go to work and explain the cause was TEABAGGING! Does that not involve testicles there?
theyre tax protestors, it's supposed to be a reference to the boston tea party.
i actually paid very little in taxes this year, and i made quite a bit, relatively speaking. i'm actually hoping i did it right.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: barefootrobin on 04/15/09 at 5:34 pm
theyre tax protestors, it's supposed to be a reference to the boston tea party.
i actually paid very little in taxes this year, and i made quite a bit, relatively speaking. i'm actually hoping i did it right.
Hmmm. We use an accountant. Got some back this year, which I plan on spending this weekend. Are your tax forms step by step like ours? I used to do it myself but we now have revenue property and get ALL KINDS of tax breaks so WHOOPEE!
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Midas on 04/15/09 at 5:47 pm
LOL! Who are these people? I mean it's raining! Her face face is going to be tea stained and she is going to have to go to work and explain the cause was TEABAGGING! Does that not involve testicles there?
Careful...you're gonna get Howard started. :P
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 04/15/09 at 6:03 pm
Careful...you're gonna get Howard started. :P
I'm staying out of this conversation.
::)
*walking away slowly*...
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: barefootrobin on 04/16/09 at 10:31 am
I'm staying out of this conversation.
::)
*walking away slowly*...
Howard draws the line at male body parts?
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Ashkicksass on 04/16/09 at 11:52 am
I'm staying out of this conversation.
::)
*walking away slowly*...
Howard I'm so proud of you! Karma!
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 04/16/09 at 3:28 pm
Howard draws the line at male body parts?
I don't draw the line at female body parts. ;)
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: greenjello74 on 04/16/09 at 7:50 pm
Joan and Melissa Rivers
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 04/16/09 at 9:59 pm
Joan and Melissa Rivers
I'd hit Melissa with one myself on her bum. ;)
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Frank on 04/28/09 at 2:47 am
Sean Avery (NHL)
Get this guy out of the league!
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 04/28/09 at 6:48 am
Miss America.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/28/09 at 7:30 am
Miss America.
What'd she do? I know what Miss California did.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/28/09 at 7:56 am
What'd she do? I know what Miss California did.
So do I!
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 04/28/09 at 7:38 pm
What'd she do? I know what Miss California did.
Sorry I meant Miss California.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/29/09 at 9:56 am
Sorry I meant Miss California.
Definitely then!
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 04/29/09 at 2:13 pm
Mother Nature.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: barefootrobin on 04/29/09 at 2:19 pm
Mother Nature.
I agree.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 04/29/09 at 2:33 pm
I agree.
we went from 92 to today's 65,that's a 25 degree difference.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/29/09 at 10:01 pm
people who disregard others just because they are developmentally disabled. :(
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 04/30/09 at 7:08 am
people who disregard others just because they are developmentally disabled. :(
or have a disability. :(
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Reynolds1863 on 05/01/09 at 9:40 am
people who disregard others just because they are developmentally disabled. :(
With the rate that people are being diagnosed with ADD and autism those with developmental disorders will soon outnumber those with out. It's an autistic nation!!! :)
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 05/01/09 at 3:55 pm
The MTA.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: anabel on 05/28/09 at 7:23 pm
Charles Barkley! I can't believe I have to put up with his "color commentary" again tonight. He's such a dufus.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 05/28/09 at 7:33 pm
drivers.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/29/09 at 1:16 am
Susan Boyle
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Frank on 05/29/09 at 1:22 am
Susan Boyle
Would it improve her looks?
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/29/09 at 1:23 am
Would it improve her looks?
..and her singing ?
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Frank on 05/29/09 at 2:10 am
Kobe Bryant and Shaq
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 05/29/09 at 7:15 am
Simon Cowell.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/29/09 at 7:18 am
Simon Cowell.
Why?
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 05/29/09 at 7:31 am
Why?
He sometimes puts down good talent.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/29/09 at 9:30 am
He sometimes puts down good talent.
...but he knows what is good and bad.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: barefootrobin on 05/29/09 at 11:23 am
Amnesty International
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 05/29/09 at 6:56 pm
cell phone users. >:(
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 05/30/09 at 12:26 am
I'd hit my cats with a fish, but they'd probably eat it before it had time to connect to their cheek. lol
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 05/30/09 at 7:17 am
I'd hit my cats with a fish, but they'd probably eat it before it had time to connect to their cheek. lol
They'd probably scratch you.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Frank on 05/30/09 at 4:33 pm
some lawyer somewhere :)
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 05/30/09 at 7:06 pm
slobbish customers.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Frank on 06/10/09 at 3:02 am
Paris Hilton
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 06/10/09 at 7:10 am
Paris Hilton
A shark would be much better to hit Paris with.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/10/09 at 10:02 am
Bob Crowe
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Frank on 06/10/09 at 1:34 pm
People who spend lots of $$$$$ on dentists for their pets while there are starving people around the world
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 06/10/09 at 3:52 pm
a girl that tried to microwave a defenseless kitten. >:(
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: apollonia1986 on 06/10/09 at 6:19 pm
^^Who on Earth tried to do that? :o ^^
God that's sounds almost like an urban legend I heard as a kid about a babysitter who got stoned while working and instead of putting the turkey the mother left behind in the oven, she put the infant in the oven! :o
Can't we hit Paris with a manatee? But not too hard, cause she CAN introduce me to Michael Jackson! ;D And Nicole Richie who can introduce me to Prince.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: anabel on 06/10/09 at 7:59 pm
My Manager http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/15/violent1.gif for informing me at 3:30 today that I have a teleconference training class with San Antonio tomorrow from 8:30-4:30. My shift is 7:30-3:30. So not only do I have to put on my Speed Racer helmet to pick up Matthew by 5:30 tomorrow night, (it's an hour drive from work) I have to sit in my office, chained to my desk like this http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/02/bgkopf.gif all day pretending to learn. Oh, she didn't tell me what it's for, either. I can't think of anything else I'd rather NOT do more. Think I'll just put the MUTE button on and http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/15/sleepy2.gif instead. At least tomorrow is my Friday! 8)
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 06/11/09 at 7:17 am
Can't we hit Paris with a manatee? But not too hard, cause she CAN introduce me to Michael Jackson! And Nicole Richie who can introduce me to Prince.
Let's hit her with a shark instead.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Frank on 06/16/09 at 1:15 am
My bus driver today who hasn't quite mastered to use of the brakes yet...shakin; all over!
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 06/16/09 at 7:07 am
the general store manager,Mr.Riggerio. >:(
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Frank on 06/16/09 at 1:14 pm
Tom Cruise
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 06/16/09 at 4:16 pm
bad drivers.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/17/09 at 2:01 am
bad drivers.
Not while driving, it could be dangerous?
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 06/17/09 at 5:56 am
Not while driving, it could be dangerous?
I meant when they don't know how to drive.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Frank on 06/17/09 at 11:09 am
Loud neighbors
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 06/17/09 at 5:03 pm
Loud people in general.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/30/09 at 3:29 am
Loud motorists
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 07/30/09 at 7:39 am
Plaxico Burress.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Frank on 07/30/09 at 11:00 am
Michael Vick
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 07/30/09 at 6:06 pm
Kim Kardashian.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Frank on 08/01/09 at 4:17 pm
This guy: read below
A British Columbia man was taken into custody early Saturday after he left his two children in a locked car, while he took refuge from the sweltering heat by going drinking in an Abbotsford bar.
Police were doing routine checks at the local Agri-Fair celebrations when they were alerted by a distraught woman at about 12:30 a.m. she told them she had heard a man saying he had left his children in his vehicle while visiting the Fat Pig Saloon.
When police discovered the two children - aged two and four months old - both were sweating, clearly in distress, and wearing soiled diapers. Although it was one of the hottest summer days on record, the vehicle was locked and all the windows were closed, police said. The two children were taken to hospital and treated for dehydration. They were later placed under the care of the B.C. Ministry of Children and Families.
The father, who police describe as a 26-year-old Abbotsford resident, was taken into custody and later released.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 08/01/09 at 6:36 pm
people at the front desk at work. >:( ::)
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 08/01/09 at 7:39 pm
This guy: read below
Horrid!
I think he needs hit in the face with a whole SCHOOL of fish!... Maybe phirranahs or um... something that will really hurt. Is there such a thing as Porcupine fish? ???
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/02/09 at 5:32 am
people at the front desk at work. >:( ::)
Not all of them?
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 08/02/09 at 6:56 am
Not all of them?
just some people.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Frank on 08/02/09 at 8:05 pm
Horrid!
I think he needs hit in the face with a whole SCHOOL of fish!... Maybe phirranahs or um... something that will really hurt. Is there such a thing as Porcupine fish? ???
..and the worst part he was let out on bail and changes are pending. Media here says he will probably get a slap on the wrist and that's it.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 08/03/09 at 6:23 am
workers who don't want to come to work on Sundays.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Frank on 03/23/10 at 11:20 am
Drunk drivers
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 03/23/10 at 3:01 pm
abusive people.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/23/10 at 4:37 pm
People who are shouting obscenities, racial slurs and other hate speech at members of Congress. And for the Republican congressmen who cheer them on.
Cat
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: karen on 03/23/10 at 7:44 pm
People who are shouting obscenities, racial slurs and other hate speech at members of Congress. And for the Republican congressmen who cheer them on.
Cat
You lie!
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 03/24/10 at 7:05 am
smokers.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/26/10 at 4:19 pm
You lie!
Yup. They think if a congressman can do it to the president, they can do it to congressmen.
Monkey see-monkey do.
Cat
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 03/27/10 at 7:13 am
Steve Sipek.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Frank on 03/28/10 at 1:45 am
Matt Cooke
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 03/28/10 at 7:01 am
Bus Drivers
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: mooster on 04/06/10 at 3:45 am
The ones who yabber away loudly on their mobiles all the way home on the bus ::)
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 04/06/10 at 5:38 am
The ones who yabber away loudly on their mobiles all the way home on the bus ::)
It seems to happen all the time here too. ::)
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Frank on 04/06/10 at 11:19 pm
Anyone who plays for the Yankees :D
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 04/07/10 at 6:53 am
the Father who left his baby daughter unattended. ::)
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/07/10 at 12:12 pm
The person who nailed a cat to a utility pole.
Cat
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: danootaandme on 04/07/10 at 2:17 pm
Anyone who thinks this is cute or funny, and his parents especially.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d9_U1rpQyg&feature=related
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 04/07/10 at 7:02 pm
this elderly woman who I thought had a baby carriage with a baby in it and it turns out she had a baby carriage full of garbage on the bus,forgot to pay her fare up front. ::)
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Frank on 04/08/10 at 1:37 am
this elderly woman who I thought had a baby carriage with a baby in it and it turns out she had a baby carriage full of garbage on the bus,forgot to pay her fare up front. ::)
So she didn't pay...So I guess it didn't matter whether she had a baby carriage or not. just that she didn't pay?
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 04/08/10 at 6:58 am
So she didn't pay...So I guess it didn't matter whether she had a baby carriage or not. just that she didn't pay?
the bus driver had to fix the wheelchair lift for the old lady and he said to some of the passengers that she should've spoken up sooner and forgot to pay her fare,not the driver's fault.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Frank on 04/12/10 at 11:02 am
Papparazzi...
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 04/12/10 at 7:10 pm
Tiger Woods.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: DJ Blaze on 05/03/10 at 5:49 pm
Tay Zonday.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 05/04/10 at 5:50 am
Times Square Bomber.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Frank on 05/05/10 at 11:57 am
Times Square Bomber.
He needs to be hit with a little more than a fish. Maybe a bowling ball with spikes.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 05/05/10 at 7:34 pm
He needs to be hit with a little more than a fish. Maybe a bowling ball with spikes.
hit him with a shark!
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: karen on 05/05/10 at 7:35 pm
Hit me with your pet shark?
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 05/05/10 at 7:37 pm
Naji Bullazazi
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 05/13/10 at 1:06 am
Hit me with your pet shark?
Fire away!
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Frank on 05/13/10 at 1:09 am
Hit me with your pet shark?
;D
Fire away!
http://www.amiright.com/images/HitMe001.jpg
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 05/13/10 at 7:04 am
Miley Cyrus.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 05/13/10 at 7:23 pm
;Dhttp://www.amiright.com/images/HitMe001.jpg
Whoops! I'm so ashamed. I should have known that was one of his books. At least I did recognize the song it was misheard from.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 05/14/10 at 11:50 am
the blind man who wanted to get on the bus,he used his cane to knock on the door but the bus almost drove off.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Frank on 05/14/10 at 11:57 am
the blind man who wanted to get on the bus,he used his cane to knock on the door but the bus almost drove off.
You want to hit the blind man in the face with a fish because of that?
Are you serious?
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 05/14/10 at 11:58 am
You want to hit the blind man in the face with a fish because of that?
Are you serious?
the bus driver was annoyed at him.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Frank on 05/14/10 at 12:01 pm
the bus driver was annoyed at him.
(repeats question again) Are you serious?
A blind guy wants to get on the bus. He finally finds the door. He knock on the door with his cane. The driver almost takes off.
And now you want to hit the blind guy in the face with a fish?
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 05/15/10 at 7:21 am
(repeats question again) Are you serious?
A blind guy wants to get on the bus. He finally finds the door. He knock on the door with his cane. The driver almost takes off.
And now you want to hit the blind guy in the face with a fish?
I think the bus driver should've been hit.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Henk on 05/15/10 at 9:01 am
My upstairs neighbor (for annoying the heck out of me with his guitar or loud music). >:(
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Frank on 05/15/10 at 4:44 pm
I think the bus driver should've been hit.
Now that sounds better.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: apollonia1986 on 05/15/10 at 10:09 pm
I have a couple that need to be hit.
Morris Day: I watched him at the end of Jay and Silent Bob Strike back and had that Jungle Love stuck in my head all day.
My boyfriend Dion: He's getting on my last nerve with pageants. I have a stack of forms from pageants all over here and yonder for the summer. He wants me to pick one. (Out of about thirty) to do. And we so cannot see eye to eye on a talent. No one wants to hear me sing "When Doves Cry" in a lacy get up. ???
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 05/16/10 at 7:19 am
Now that sounds better.
the blind man wanted to get on the bus.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Frank on 05/16/10 at 10:24 am
the blind man wanted to get on the bus.
And the bus driver needs to be hit in the face with a fish, not the blind man.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: DJ Blaze on 05/16/10 at 4:49 pm
The lead singer of The Lonely Island.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Reynolds1863 on 05/16/10 at 4:52 pm
Congressman Joe Sestak, Miley Cyrus and my creepy next door neighbor.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 05/16/10 at 6:52 pm
And the bus driver needs to be hit in the face with a fish, not the blind man.
It's hard to hit a blind man with a fish. ;D
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: DJ Blaze on 05/16/10 at 9:07 pm
The president of Nintendo for coming up with another Grass/Poison starter Pokemon.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Frank on 05/16/10 at 10:22 pm
It's hard to hit a blind man with a fish. ;D
Huh? ???
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 05/17/10 at 7:16 am
Huh? ???
that was a joke. ::)
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/26/11 at 2:47 pm
There is a certain woman in D.C. I would like to hit in the face with a dead fish! Even better if the fish has spikes.
Cat
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Foo Bar on 12/27/11 at 12:14 am
Even better if the fish has spikes.
Hmm.
Do I go with a Dr. Seuss reference?
Make an obscure joke about twofish?
http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/102/fishslap.jpg
Aaw hell. Here's two fresh trout. (The fish have been doubled!) Given my utter failure at making a joke here, I think you can put 'em to better use than I can.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 12/27/11 at 7:18 pm
There is a certain woman in D.C. I would like to hit in the face with a dead fish! Even better if the fish has spikes.
Cat
I have the perfect fish for ya. It's a big one too!
http://www.smashinglists.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/puffer-fish-600x391.jpg
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/27/11 at 7:56 pm
I have the perfect fish for ya. It's a big one too!
http://www.smashinglists.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/puffer-fish-600x391.jpg
That's it! And I hope those spikes stick into her face and stay there!
Cat
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: 2kidsami on 12/27/11 at 8:01 pm
That's it! And I hope those spikes stick into her face and stay there!
Cat
ouch... might as well hit her with a porcupine!
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/27/11 at 8:43 pm
ouch... might as well hit her with a porcupine!
That sounds like a good idea.
Cat
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 12/27/11 at 8:50 pm
I have the perfect fish for ya. It's a big one too!
http://www.smashinglists.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/puffer-fish-600x391.jpg
You could hit anyone with a blowfish. ;D
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 12/27/11 at 8:50 pm
ouch... might as well hit her with a porcupine!
That hurts. :o
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Foo Bar on 12/28/11 at 11:59 pm
That's it! And I hope those spikes stick into her face and stay there!
Face, huh? A fish like that, and... the face.
OK.
I guess.
I mean, if you're feeling merciful and all that.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 12/29/11 at 8:18 am
Sinead O' Connor.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: danootaandme on 12/29/11 at 10:53 am
Ron Paul. You've been caught, there's no way out of it, time to go home.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: Howard on 12/29/11 at 3:55 pm
any Kardashian.
Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!
Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/29/11 at 4:28 pm
The Kardashians.
any Kardashian.
Daja vu all over again.
Cat