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Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 08/16/06 at 1:23 pm
I'm here for you, baby.
I just need your number!!
Also, CONGRATS ON 6,000 POSTS!
meat! my love!
i'm all verklimpt! i was wondering if someone would notice. *bats eyes*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/16/06 at 2:23 pm
meat! my love!
i'm all verklimpt! i was wondering if someone would notice. *bats eyes*
Um... Mazel Top?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 08/16/06 at 2:24 pm
Um... Mazel Top?
mazel top? is that like carrot top, only mazellier?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 08/16/06 at 2:52 pm
Me and John discuss the bizare way in which women decorate their homes.
Me: the one that gets me though.. these little boxes, like the size of a book of matches.. that you can't fit anything in..why the fudge have em?
John: Nobody knows, it's like why they have so many cushions, they just do.
Me: Don't start on cushions, who needs more than one?
John: Sometimes you want one on your lap to raise the level of the plate when you eat.
Me: Why do you think the phone company always gives you those big thick books. The front is like plastic so you can't stain it.
John: Ooh, good call.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/16/06 at 3:20 pm
On the phone with my friend at around 3:00am:
Nat: *Goes on a 40-minute rant about how all she wants in life is for her cat to love her* PAGE, WHY?! I WANT LOVE! A GIRL NEEDS LOVE FROM HER PUSSY EVERY NOW AND THEN!
Page: WERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
It was the strangest noise I've ever heard.
And a guy needs love from his cock.
http://www.cs.utexas.edu/~fool/Humor/cock.jpg ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/16/06 at 6:15 pm
-- 1st on your list! -- says:
How did your cat act like a dog?
Sforzando mezzo-forte! AKA Bad Italian food. says:
He barked.
-- 1st on your list! -- says:
..
-- 1st on your list! -- says:
He barked?
Sforzando mezzo-forte! AKA Bad Italian food. says:
Yeh!
-- 1st on your list! -- says:
And ran up to you tail wagging, panting, and barking, and jumping on you?
Sforzando mezzo-forte! AKA Bad Italian food. says:
He didn't pant, or wag, but he would run up and bark and jump on people.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CeeKay on 08/17/06 at 5:52 pm
My 12 y.o. daughter, Katie and I driving along in the car this morning....
CeeKay: Last night I dreamed that I was pregnant.
Katie: Ewwwwww.
Katie: :-X
CeeKay: :-X
Katie: Mmmm. Yeah. That was really awkward. ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/17/06 at 8:01 pm
-- B e t h -- says:
We were planning on a "party" to have.... but when all our friends get there, it'll be a whole bunch of labor.
-- 1st on your list! -- says:
Like doing yard work?
-- B e t h -- says:
Like, first they'd sort socks, then cook dinner, then shave her mom's back.
-- B e t h -- says:
All while wearing party hats.
-- 1st on your list! -- says:
;D!!!
-- 1st on your list! -- says:
Shave her mom's back...
-- 1st on your list! -- says:
I wouldn't mind if I had friends there!
-- B e t h -- says:
...
-- 1st on your list! -- says:
... =/
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/17/06 at 9:10 pm
Heh...
Well, it doesn't sound THAT bad.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/18/06 at 1:14 pm
Well, it doesn't sound THAT bad.
Yes, Dominic, yes it does.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/18/06 at 3:38 pm
My 12 y.o. daughter, Katie and I driving along in the car this morning....
CeeKay: Last night I dreamed that I was pregnant.
Katie: Ewwwwww.
Katie: :-X
CeeKay: :-X
Katie: Mmmm. Yeah. That was really awkward. ???
That must've been a weird dream.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/18/06 at 10:35 pm
Allow me to set the scene for you:
I was following my mom in my car, because I was unsure of how to get where we were going. Well, I got stopped at a redlight, and instead of pulling over somewhere to wait for me, she kept going, and I lost her. I got so mad, so I grabbed my cell and quickly dialed her number:
"Hello?"
Me: DO YA MIND WAITING FOR ME?! I HAVE NO CLUE WHERE WE'RE GOING, AND I LOST YOU. OH MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS!
*Long pause*
..."Who are you?"
*another long pause*
Me: ... "Heh, you're not my mother! =|" *quickly hangs up the phone*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/18/06 at 10:54 pm
^ That was hilarious!! XD
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 08/19/06 at 9:51 am
at last night's party
"oh, sure. screw this guy on the left....honey, go drink some tequila."
i'ts great out of context.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 08/19/06 at 10:03 am
at last night's party
"oh, sure. screw this guy on the left....honey, go drink some tequila."
i'ts great out of context.
Actually I preferred...
'Did you get his name, I've known this guy 12 years, I don't know his name'
'It's Ted'
..
...
'Ted darling, how are you, fabulous to see you!'
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 08/19/06 at 10:04 am
Actually I preferred...
'Did you get his name, I've known this guy 12 years, I don't know his name'
'It's Ted'
..
...
'Ted darling, how are you, fabulous to see you!'
Ralph is a comic genius.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 08/19/06 at 12:54 pm
Ok, this quote is actually from about a year ago and must be one of my top quotes of the year.
Let me give you the scene.
I'm sitting on the big comfy chair at the place I used to live..
Guy that lived with me, Steve, walks in..
Steve - "You want some jeans?"
Me - "Huh?"
Steve - "I'm getting rid of some jeans, you want them?"
Me - "Why are you getting rid of them?"
Steve - "The crotchs are all ripped up, it's probably because my dicks too big."
Me - "Steve... did you just come in here.. to feign an attempt at giving me destroyed jeans that will be too small for me and have no crotch left in them, just so you can say 'My dick is too big'?"
Steve - "Well.. .. I was just.. Yeah pretty much."
Me - "Piss off Steve."
Steve - "Yeah, alright."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/19/06 at 12:58 pm
Ok, this quote is actually from about a year ago and must be one of my top quotes of the year.
Let me give you the scene.
I'm sitting on the big comfy chair at the place I used to live..
Guy that lived with me, Steve, walks in..
Steve - "You want some jeans?"
Me - "Huh?"
Steve - "I'm getting rid of some jeans, you want them?"
Me - "Why are you getting rid of them?"
Steve - "The crotchs are all ripped up, it's probably because my dicks too big."
Me - "Steve... did you just come in here.. to feign an attempt at giving me destroyed jeans that will be too small for me and have no crotch left in them, just so you can say 'My dick is too big'?"
Steve - "Well.. .. I was just.. Yeah pretty much."
Me - "Piss off Steve."
Steve - "Yeah, alright."
you kind shot em down pretty hard there. poor Steve's feeble attempt to be funny turns to humilation ;D nice work Davey
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 08/19/06 at 1:10 pm
you kind shot em down pretty hard there. poor Steve's feeble attempt to be funny turns to humilation ;D nice work Davey
Thanks Mike, it's all part of my grand plan to lower the self-esteem of the entire populace.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 08/19/06 at 6:43 pm
you kind shot em down pretty hard there. poor Steve's feeble attempt to be funny turns to humilation ;D nice work Davey
yeah, except the quotes are backward and davey's actually just calling himself "steve."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 08/19/06 at 7:47 pm
yeah, except the quotes are backward and davey's actually just calling himself "steve."
Look, I won't talk about yours if you don't talk about mine.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/19/06 at 7:55 pm
Thanks Mike, it's all part of my grand plan to lower the self-esteem of the entire populace.
You're not making feel very good =(.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 08/19/06 at 7:58 pm
You're not making feel very good =(.
Excellent, it's working.
My rationale is this.
If everybody in the world feels kinda crappy.. then by default I would be the happiest (and therefor most successful) man on earth. Thus, all money, sex, gratification and power would be mine.
It's... a work in progress.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/19/06 at 10:30 pm
We often eat the pies at work that come out the oven broken.. it's a nice treat. But we have to take them back to the freezer and eat them in secret, all without the manager seeing
However, we had a batch where none were broken... in which case, we usually break one:
Me: *breaks slightly* Oh, damn, look at that, man, this pie broke! I'll "throw it out".
Fantastic Steve: Oh man, you gotta "throw that out quick".
Me: Will do!
Fantastic Steve: Oh, look at THIS! *punches pie hard* THIS ONE broke too!
Me: Dude, the idea is to break the pie slightly so you can still enjoy it.
Fantastic Steve: ... Quick, make a break for it!
And after we both ran back to the freezer:
Fantastic Steve: Dude, we're pathetic.
Me: I'm such a badass.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/19/06 at 10:32 pm
XD That is a bit pathetic... But pie is pie, man!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ktelqueen on 08/19/06 at 11:38 pm
with permission..in a pm from Tia last night..
i sorta have that effect on myself! although usually i don't actually remember the memories
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/20/06 at 3:41 am
this evening at dinner:
me: "waitress, this bill looks incorrect, you said the prime rib special was 24.95 instead of 29.95 for a 24oz cut".
waitress: "ok, I'll go check and come back"
waitress returns with bill, smiling and says" the price is 29.95. The 24.95 was for the 160z cut"
me: That's not what you told us when you gave us the specials at the beginning"
waitress(giggling & smiling as cute as a button) "oh yeah, I said I think it's 24.95"
Me: starts laughing and asks her nicely: "you think it was? shouldn't you tell us how much it actually is, and not how much you think it is"?
Waitress: "I'm sorry, if you want, I'll go ask my....
my friend: never mind Mike, it's ok, let's just pay and go"
me: ok, whatever, we can email the reataurant later.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/20/06 at 10:37 pm
CanITrustYou2: i ran into dan moore
CanITrustYou2: and know in advance, not literally
CanITrustYou2: but i did say hi
AnOrganizedMess5: Wait, who?!
CanITrustYou2: dan moore
CanITrustYou2: u don't know him
AnOrganizedMess5: ...
AnOrganizedMess5: Oh, okay.
CanITrustYou2: i love his dreads
CanITrustYou2: he actually doesn't have any
CanITrustYou2: but i like to say he does though
..Haha. Natalie doesn't make sense.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/20/06 at 11:12 pm
Someone made a really complicated order for a sundae at the drive-thru tonight:
Steve (Manager, mind you): *into headset* Okay, thank you. Please pull up. *turns off headset* This lady ordered the weirdest f--king ice cream I've ever heard.. it's, like, a small bit of carmel on the bottom, then ice cream, then nuts, then ice cream, then slightly more fudge on top then carmel is on the bottom, then another half packet of nuts. This isn't an ice cream parlor, it's FAST FOOD. Stupid bitch.
I only overheard this, I was taking out trash.. then, a couple seconds later later, while getting the bags in, I heard:
Steve: ... Oh sh-t.
Cool Seth: What?
Steve: Know what I just said about the ice cream?
Cool Seth:... Yeah?
Steve: My headset's still on.
Fortunately, she'd driven forward after "please pull up", or something.. but the guy behind her was confused as Hell, Steve said.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 08/20/06 at 11:54 pm
^ That's hilarious!
Shawn (divine_intervention) just said this in our msn messenger conversation:
Shawn: Do you know how much emo I have on this computer?
Shawn: I'm surprised the computer doesn't cut itself!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 08/21/06 at 9:41 am
"I am so goddam tired, of these mother fuc.king Arabs on these mother fuc.king planes!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/21/06 at 10:02 am
CanITrustYou2: i ran into dan moore
CanITrustYou2: and know in advance, not literally
CanITrustYou2: but i did say hi
AnOrganizedMess5: Wait, who?!
CanITrustYou2: dan moore
CanITrustYou2: u don't know him
AnOrganizedMess5: ...
AnOrganizedMess5: Oh, okay.
CanITrustYou2: i love his dreads
CanITrustYou2: he actually doesn't have any
CanITrustYou2: but i like to say he does though
..Haha. Natalie doesn't make sense.
I... I REALLY want to talk to her!!! :'(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 08/21/06 at 10:04 am
with permission..in a pm from Tia last night..
Quote from: Tia on 19 August 2006, 00:45:35
i sorta have that effect on myself! although usually i don't actually remember the memories
He is the new buddha.
or yogi berra
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 08/21/06 at 10:06 am
He is the new buddha.
or yogi berra
she doesn't like me anymore cuz i can't stay up past 3 am. :\'(
at least i think so. i don't actually remember.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 08/21/06 at 10:10 am
she doesn't like me anymore cuz i can't stay up past 3 am. :\'(
at least i think so. i don't actually remember.
or tell time.
poor thing. i'm glad so many are here during the day. now i'm on a 12 hour shift daily i need the support. and by support I mean slacker entertainment.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/21/06 at 4:21 pm
XD That is a bit pathetic... But pie is pie, man!
especially poontang ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/21/06 at 10:29 pm
"Beth, I don't know how you attract ANY sort of guy. You're so freaking weird."
Yes, from the mouth of one of my best friends. Awwwwww =)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/21/06 at 11:12 pm
Heh.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/21/06 at 11:16 pm
"Beth, I don't know how you attract ANY sort of guy. You're so freaking weird."
Yes, from the mouth of one of my best friends. Awwwwww =)
Which one? Sounds like Jessi to me.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/21/06 at 11:17 pm
Which one? Sounds like Jessi to me.
'Tis.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 08/22/06 at 10:33 am
co-worker: you were in the paper yesterday!
Me: really? where? why?
coworker: see? this article about write-in candidates.
Me: i read that yesterday. i'm not in that.
co-worker: yes you are. it says "an office employee". that's you.
Me: http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/14/sad1.gif
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 08/22/06 at 10:36 am
you're famous!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 08/22/06 at 10:38 am
you're famous!
well...someone is. i have no idea why she thinks it's me.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 08/22/06 at 10:39 am
well...someone is. i have no idea why she thinks it's me.
maybe she's insane. maybe nobody likes her.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 08/22/06 at 10:40 am
maybe she's insane. maybe nobody likes her.
i like when people are known by their job. i am simply "Office Employee Karen"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 08/22/06 at 10:55 am
this one was not spoken, but written.
http://usera.imagecave.com/kgilmartin/ninja.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/22/06 at 5:55 pm
this one was not spoken, but written.
http://usera.imagecave.com/kgilmartin/ninja.jpg
Listen to the black man. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 08/23/06 at 5:27 pm
"I like how you lock your kids to sleep."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ktelqueen on 08/24/06 at 6:08 pm
newish co-worker watching me hunt and peck a mile a minute just now on my break...
her:do you not know how to type? ???
me:nope..or cartwheel or yo-yo or drive :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 08/24/06 at 8:30 pm
newish co-worker watching me hunt and peck a mile a minute just now on my break...
her:do you not know how to type? ???
me:nope..or cartwheel or yo-yo or drive :D
learning the yoyo took me forever. i bet i couldn't do it now without some memory-joggin'.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ktelqueen on 08/24/06 at 9:17 pm
learning the yoyo took me forever. i bet i couldn't do it now without some memory-joggin'.
i'm missing that gene.
my friend just dropped me off after work and we were figuring out what we're doing tomorrow..i told her i'd have to get some groceries ..
'it won't take long,i'm only getting cereal,milk and maybe the odd banana..'
my friend:'the odd banana ??? ::)'
the look on her face with her smartass tone is still cracking me up ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/24/06 at 10:09 pm
I was browsing about YouTube, looking to watch the Deadsy music videos.. and a comment on the uploaded video for "The Key To Gramercy Park" was as thus:
"Well, I believe after watching this video a few times and studying the lyrics, the key to Gramercy Park must be the semen shot into a man's anus from the decaying, syphilitic penis of a rabid dog."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CeeKay on 08/24/06 at 10:53 pm
I was browsing about YouTube, looking to watch the Deadsy music videos.. and a comment on the uploaded video for "The Key To Gramercy Park" was as thus:
"Well, I believe after watching this video a few times and studying the lyrics, the key to Gramercy Park must be the semen shot into a man's anus from the decaying, syphilitic penis of a rabid dog."
Ew.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 08/24/06 at 10:54 pm
yeah, thanks a million for the revolting sentence with no redeeming values at all.
the internet is full of stuff like that! and most of us know not to quote it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/24/06 at 10:55 pm
tracie. says:
i made a teenage boy cry
The Pimp Of Dissonance "You Might Sleep, But You Will NEVER Dream..." says:
It's not as hard as you'd think, really.
tracie. says:
it better not be
I found this funny.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/24/06 at 10:56 pm
yeah, thanks a million for the revolting sentence with no redeeming values at all.
the internet is full of stuff like that! and most of us know not to quote it.
I just found it funny.. because the guy hated the video that much, that he took the time to think all of that up.
Sorry if you didn't. But then, it's not like this is the first disgusting non-forum quote either.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 08/25/06 at 8:12 am
my friend:'the odd banana ??? ::)'
the look on her face with her smartass tone is still cracking me up ;D
I think you just found a great band name.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ktelqueen on 08/25/06 at 8:20 am
I think you just found a great band name.
it's yours. ;)
nah..second thought..the Kaytelles has just a bit of a groovier ring 8)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 08/25/06 at 8:21 am
it's yours. ;)
nah..second thought..the Kaytelles has just a bit of a groovier ring 8)
If i ever go into jazz i'll use it 8)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/25/06 at 10:37 am
My friend and I are both working on essays for AP English.. wrapping up our summer homework.. as soon as I get on MSN, I see he's on and IM him:
The Pimp Of Dissonance "You Might Sleep, But You Will NEVER Dream..." says:
How go the essays?
Chancellor Of Awesome says:
Why do you close your eyes when we make love?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 08/26/06 at 1:12 am
My friend and I are both working on essays for AP English.. wrapping up our summer homework.. as soon as I get on MSN, I see he's on and IM him:
The Pimp Of Dissonance "You Might Sleep, But You Will NEVER Dream..." says:
How go the essays?
Chancellor Of Awesome says:
Why do you close your eyes when we make love?!
Because maybe you're ugly?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ktelqueen on 08/26/06 at 1:23 am
my 20 yr-old co-worker as i showed up at her hotel room to help with makeup and style:
'remind me to never go out again :P ;D.'
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 08/26/06 at 10:01 am
Doms (Meat) - That's me, so watch out, don't like my smiling face fool you!
Me - That looks just like you, if you are indeed the Michelin man.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/26/06 at 10:13 am
Doms (Meat) - That's me, so watch out, don't like my smiling face fool you!
Me - That looks just like you, if you are indeed the Michelin man.
You arrogant fool.
Here is the picture we're referring to.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/26/06 at 12:32 pm
Because maybe you're ugly?
That's what I told him.. he said it sounded reasonable.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/26/06 at 11:51 pm
Katsushiro - Zingaro!!! says:
dude, XD, i felt someone feeling my ass today, then i checked my back pocket and found $5
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 08/26/06 at 11:52 pm
Katsushiro - Zingaro!!! says:
dude, XD, i felt someone feeling my ass today, then i checked my back pocket and found $5
that's pretty good, they usually just give me singles.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/26/06 at 11:59 pm
Katsushiro - Zingaro!!! says:
dude, XD, i felt someone feeling my ass today, then i checked my back pocket and found $5
XD That's... kinda funny.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: JP on 08/27/06 at 1:09 am
that's pretty good, they usually just give me singles.
Everytime that happens to me, there's always a note that says "Please workout".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 08/27/06 at 5:12 pm
this was from my bartender friend:
I walked out of jail a relaxed man- because when I choked him, I was really choking a lot of people.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/28/06 at 3:47 pm
You arrogant fool.
Here is the picture we're referring to.
Is that you? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/01/06 at 12:01 pm
My teacher misread the word "hunting" as "humping" yesterday in English.
"I expect to get some good humping up in the Amazon."
Just seconds later, she said, "It's good for the hunter, but not for the jaguar."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 09/01/06 at 1:02 pm
My teacher misread the word "hunting" as "humping" yesterday in English.
"I expect to get some good humping up in the Amazon."
Just seconds later, she said, "It's good for the hunter, but not for the jaguar."
That's awesome.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/01/06 at 5:24 pm
My teacher misread the word "hunting" as "humping" yesterday in English.
"I expect to get some good humping up in the Amazon."
Just seconds later, she said, "It's good for the hunter, but not for the jaguar."
How did that happen?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 09/01/06 at 6:25 pm
My teacher misread the word "hunting" as "humping" yesterday in English.
"I expect to get some good humping up in the Amazon."
Just seconds later, she said, "It's good for the hunter, but not for the jaguar."
your teacher is a comic genius
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/01/06 at 6:37 pm
I called my sister this afternoon when she was at the store and asked her to pick me up some Oreos....she says "Hold on, my ass itches."
I just stared at the phone for like, 30 seconds before I could respond. "Oreos make your ass itch? You know you're supposed to eat them with your mouth, right?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/01/06 at 8:55 pm
I am pimp. I was reading old xanga entries, and I made myself laugh.
"...This is also when mosh pit started. During this act, the whole audience would move side to side back and forth in big waves!! AHHHH Then I got so squished against other people (Luckily, they were all girls) so much, that I didn't even have to hold myself up. That's right! They were holding me up with the squishiness."
Heh, in case you were wondering, I was just laughing at the squishiness part.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 09/01/06 at 9:17 pm
I am pimp. I was reading old xanga entries, and I made myself laugh.
"...This is also when mosh pit started. During this act, the whole audience would move side to side back and forth in big waves!! AHHHH Then I got so squished against other people (Luckily, they were all girls) so much, that I didn't even have to hold myself up. That's right! They were holding me up with the squishiness."
Heh, in case you were wondering, I was just laughing at the squishiness part.
it sorta does feel that way, real wavey and squishy, until somebody kicks you in the head.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 09/02/06 at 1:44 am
Me: Do bicycles need parking permits?
Shawn: NO!
Shawn and I say a lot of funny things every day and then we say, "We should post that on the Non-Forum Quote Of The Day Thread!" We always forget about it later, though. Damnit.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 09/02/06 at 5:29 am
it sorta does feel that way, real wavey and squishy, until somebody kicks you in the head.
I'll protect you darling.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/03/06 at 2:58 am
Au contraire, yo says:
It's like... asdfghjk
Au contraire, yo says:
and then nothing.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 09/03/06 at 1:28 pm
Casey (she's a friend of mine): I'm boooooooooored.
Me: Poooooooooor thiiiiiiiiiiiing.
Casey: What are you doiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing?
Me: Nothing reeeeeeeeeeeeally. Chewing guuuuuuuuum.
Casey: kool
Me: Heck yeah. *blows bubble and floats away*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 09/03/06 at 1:51 pm
my friend jason: "everybody act like you don't see my mechanical humping dog."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 09/03/06 at 6:13 pm
my friend jason: "everybody act like you don't see my mechanical humping dog."
What mechanical humping dog?
By the way, when did you send mine?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/03/06 at 6:45 pm
Casey (she's a friend of mine): I'm boooooooooored.
Me: Poooooooooor thiiiiiiiiiiiing.
Casey: What are you doiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing?
Me: Nothing reeeeeeeeeeeeally. Chewing guuuuuuuuum.
Casey: kool
Me: Heck yeah. *blows bubble and floats away*
:O I was quoting another Casey above you!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 09/03/06 at 7:05 pm
:O I was quoting another Casey above you!
:O
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 09/03/06 at 11:43 pm
I had my first experience with the manager Stacey tonight.. she's hilarious.. she looks so stern and orthodox.. then this happened:
See, I cut myself shaving this morning.. We have those 5 blade things, so I had 5 small slash marks close together.. it wasn't bad, but you could see it when you were near me.
Elaine: What happened to your face?
Me: I got-
Stacey: He was undoubtedly with a lady last night, and he got a bit too agressive, and she scratched him a bit.
Now, at this point, I'm a little freaked out.. but it goes on:
Me: Why Stacey, whatever would I be doing with a lady that I'd get "too agressive"?
Stacey: *shrugs* fudgeing, I imagine.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 09/04/06 at 2:22 am
YOU SHAVE!?!?!?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 09/04/06 at 3:32 am
and my beard will kill lesser men and make the ladies swoon says:
do something for me?
I don't want the world, I just want your half says:
Eh?
and my beard will kill lesser men and make the ladies swoon says:
touch yourself and imagine me and bryan adams double teaming you with your computer watching and taking notes
Ummmm.... ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/04/06 at 8:27 am
YOU SHAVE!?!?!?!
Who were you talking to,Nicki?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 09/04/06 at 9:29 am
YOU SHAVE!?!?!?!
Yeah, my sideburns grow real bad.. and my face occasionally needs it.. it's not a huge thing, but I do.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/04/06 at 9:32 am
Yeah, my sideburns grow real bad.. and my face occasionally needs it.. it's not a huge thing, but I do.
I've got the Elvis thing going so I need a haircut this week.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/04/06 at 9:35 am
YOU SHAVE!?!?!?!
... Even I shave!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 09/04/06 at 10:11 am
everyone wants a man in plaid that drinks scotch..hell with solid colors. and wine? forget it!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/04/06 at 1:16 pm
When I was sitting at the bench close to the world famous Abbey Road Pedestrian Crossing, tourists still came up to and asked,
"Where is the Crossing?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 09/04/06 at 1:29 pm
My Mom: Dominic is an idiot, then.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 09/04/06 at 1:54 pm
My Mom: Dominic is an idiot, then.
*is speechless*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 09/04/06 at 4:42 pm
Discussing with my Father some work I am helping him do.
Him - "So I think the fireplace used to be there." (Pointing through the window at a spot somewhere on the wall.)
Me - 'Dad, that's the wrong house.'
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/04/06 at 8:42 pm
My Mom: Dominic is an idiot, then.
Dominic, me? And *Cough* What did you tell her?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 09/04/06 at 9:34 pm
Shawn and I went to Wal Mart with this guy named Henry. He's a friend of a friend and this was only my 2nd time talking to him. Jesus, he cracked me up so much.
We were comparing Sparta (where she and I are from) to Clarksville (where he's from) and he said:
"Sparta? That's like comparing a grape to an airline carrier."
He is officially the coolest guy I know.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 09/05/06 at 8:58 am
"I am like the EMT on the side of the set of Fear FActor"
my friend's uncle, sitting in a lawn chair with a mouth full of cake, while we try to lift a huge and expensive armoir to the second floor of the house with a rope off the balcony.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/05/06 at 1:55 pm
... Even I shave!
....me too ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 09/06/06 at 9:35 am
My friend's mom, serious.
"At the end of this year, I will miss Steve Irwin and Pluto very much."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/06/06 at 12:22 pm
My Mom: Dominic is an idiot, then.
Aww, what did Doms do to deserve such harsh criticism?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/06/06 at 12:23 pm
My teacher misread the word "hunting" as "humping" yesterday in English.
"I expect to get some good humping up in the Amazon."
Just seconds later, she said, "It's good for the hunter, but not for the jaguar."
Clarification: The last thing she said, she was reading from the dialogue. It was not actually a quip of her own.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 09/06/06 at 12:57 pm
Nick: Wasn't he crippled?
Me: No, he was French.
XD
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 09/06/06 at 1:00 pm
Discussing with my Father some work I am helping him do.
Him - "So I think the fireplace used to be there." (Pointing through the window at a spot somewhere on the wall.)
Me - 'Dad, that's the wrong house.'
;D
Please wear a hard hat.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 09/06/06 at 1:04 pm
Please wear a hard hat.
I did the beam barefoot in my underpants and a t-shirt. You knew I was gonna, you should just be happy I didn't wear a towel.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 09/06/06 at 4:14 pm
Aww, what did Doms do to deserve such harsh criticism?
She was mentioning how she couldn't see how anyone could fill up a whole MP3 Player.. and I told her about how Dom puts every album he wants on there as a full album, cause he said he doesn't like not listening to the full album. She said it was "f--king retarded".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/06/06 at 4:16 pm
My friend's mom, serious.
"At the end of this year, I will miss Steve Irwin and Pluto very much."
I miss Steve too.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 09/07/06 at 3:06 pm
IM messaging today
Andrew": chicken
Andrew": cheese sauce, simple
karen: sounds good!
Andrew": 'tis
Andrew": with a diet coke
Andrew": oh and whilst wearing a top hat
Andrew":
Andrew": i am semi clothed though!
Andrew": t-shirt and underwear
Andrew: together, we make a good pair
Andrew": with your brains and my
Andrew": my....
karen: top hat
Andrew": your brains.. and ...my...
Andrew": YES
Andrew": !
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 09/07/06 at 3:11 pm
IM messaging today
Andrew": chicken
Andrew": cheese sauce, simple
karen: sounds good!
Andrew": 'tis
Andrew": with a diet coke
Andrew": oh and whilst wearing a top hat
Andrew":
Andrew": i am semi clothed though!
Andrew": t-shirt and underwear
Andrew: together, we make a good pair
Andrew": with your brains and my
Andrew": my....
karen: top hat
Andrew": your brains.. and ...my...
Andrew": YES
Andrew": !
What makes it better, is this is totally normal for us.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/09/06 at 12:23 am
Beth: Why are buttcracks vertical instead of horizontal!?
Me: We'd have to sit on the toilet sideways!
Beth: When you go down a slide, it'll be all like... "BLBLBLLBLblblblblblLBLBL!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 09/09/06 at 3:00 am
buttcracks ARE vertical. ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 09/09/06 at 10:00 am
buttcracks ARE vertical. ???
He messed up the quote.
I actually said "Why are buttcracks vertical instead of horizontal?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 09/09/06 at 1:02 pm
aw jeez, and now he's fixed the quote so now everybody's gonna be going, wtf is tia going on about? i'm getting framed here! i'm getting left out to dry!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 09/09/06 at 1:17 pm
aw jeez, and now he's fixed the quote so now everybody's gonna be going, wtf is tia going on about? i'm getting framed here! i'm getting left out to dry!
What're you talking about? He didn't edit anything, It was always like that..!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 09/09/06 at 1:19 pm
What're you talking about? He didn't edit anything, It was always like that..!
We are at war with East Asia. We have always been at war with East Asia.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 09/09/06 at 1:28 pm
everybody thinks i'm crazy! IM NOT CRAZY! IM NOT CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 09/09/06 at 1:40 pm
wtf is tia going on about?
IS HE CRAZY? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/09/06 at 2:19 pm
aw jeez, and now he's fixed the quote so now everybody's gonna be going, wtf is tia going on about? i'm getting framed here! i'm getting left out to dry!
Er... What?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 09/09/06 at 3:05 pm
Er... What?
mel knows what you're trying to do meat.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/09/06 at 3:06 pm
mel knows what you're trying to do meat.
Tinfoil looks a bit like Simon Cowell there.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/09/06 at 3:12 pm
I think it's funny on how everybody's talking about Tia's sanity instead of the quote!
It was a genius and hilarious quote! And I'm not just saying that because I was tired and dilerious when she said it!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 09/09/06 at 3:28 pm
you goofed when you typoed it! i mean allegedly typoed it.
it's liek when somebody tells a joke and starts off, "okay, three priests walk into a bar," then gets halfway through and goes, "oh, wait, i goofed, they were rabbis. lemme start over." it could be the funniest joke ever but it's too late, everything's a smoking ruin at that point.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/09/06 at 3:32 pm
you goofed when you typoed it! i mean allegedly typoed it.
it's liek when somebody tells a joke and starts off, "okay, three priests walk into a bar," then gets halfway through and goes, "oh, wait, i goofed, they were rabbis. lemme start over." it could be the funniest joke ever but it's too late, everything's a smoking ruin at that point.
But, oh, you were the only one to see it!
Plus, everybody'd know what I meant anyway, right?
... RIGHT!?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 09/09/06 at 3:34 pm
But, oh, you were the only one to see it!
Plus, everybody'd know what I meant anyway, right?
... RIGHT!?
what are you going on about? you're talking crazy!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/09/06 at 3:56 pm
I was reading an article on Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother, and this one of my favorite quotes of hers:
"Accompanied by the writer and wit Sir No
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 09/09/06 at 11:13 pm
I think it's funny on how everybody's talking about Tia's sanity instead of the quote!
It was a genius and hilarious quote! And I'm not just saying that because I was tired and dilerious when she said it!
No it wasn't.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/09/06 at 11:21 pm
No it wasn't.
.... ....
...
...
Well, ok, not ingenius, but still hilarious!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 09/09/06 at 11:37 pm
Well, ok, not ingenius, but still hilarious!
It's more of one of those "Oh My God, it was 3 AM and I was so tired I couldn't see, and I was just giggly and crap." quotes. I have a lot of them.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 09/10/06 at 2:45 pm
everybody thinks i'm crazy! IM NOT CRAZY! IM NOT CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
All he wanted was a Pepsi.. just a pepsi.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/11/06 at 4:14 pm
buttcracks ARE vertical. ???
That's where the poop comes out
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 09/11/06 at 4:24 pm
That's where the poop comes out
thanks for the clarification, howard.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 09/11/06 at 4:25 pm
That's where the poop comes out
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Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/11/06 at 4:35 pm
thanks for the clarification, howard.
Welcome. O0
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/11/06 at 4:35 pm
"If you can't do it right, do it anyway." - Kevin DuBrow
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/11/06 at 4:38 pm
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Yes Way
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/11/06 at 7:14 pm
It's more of one of those "Oh My God, it was 3 AM and I was so tired I couldn't see, and I was just giggly and crap." quotes. I have a lot of them.
Psht, it was only 12 AM.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 09/12/06 at 10:44 pm
"I'd like to punch him in the face!"
My boss, after haninging up the phone after talking with her son.
lol
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 09/16/06 at 3:06 am
"he will save you from the brink of death, and then carry you off to his palace of carnal delights"
overheard on some TV tabloid/entertainment show my wife was watching as the show was talking about one of India's male actors and sex symbol. this sh*t is unfrikken-believeable sometimes.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/16/06 at 10:11 am
Museum of Idots (8:07:51 AM): Sensurround as in.. the song or the concept?
Sensurround (8:08:30 AM): sensurround is not a 'concept' but I assume you mean the audio system made for theaters and the answer is the song who are you
Museum of Idots (8:08:42 AM): Yeah, and.... Cool!
Museum of Idots (8:08:50 AM): I am nobody you know, probably :P
Sensurround (8:09:09 AM): so what do you just add random song titles to your buddy list and see who shows up online
Museum of Idots (8:09:17 AM): Wow, good guess.
Museum of Idots (8:09:21 AM): XD You were my first try.
Sensurround (8:09:30 AM): that's how I found this screenname
Sensurround (8:09:37 AM): then I stole it from the original owner
Museum of Idots (8:09:49 AM): XD Wow... well, I just thought I'd see what would happen.
Sensurround (8:10:04 AM): lol wow XD LOL
:o... Wowzers! None of that was sarcasm or joking, kids, it was really just a coincidence.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 09/16/06 at 10:21 am
Museum of Idots (8:07:51 AM): Sensurround as in.. the song or the concept?
Sensurround (8:08:30 AM): sensurround is not a 'concept' but I assume you mean the audio system made for theaters and the answer is the song who are you
Museum of Idots (8:08:42 AM): Yeah, and.... Cool!
Museum of Idots (8:08:50 AM): I am nobody you know, probably :P
Sensurround (8:09:09 AM): so what do you just add random song titles to your buddy list and see who shows up online
Museum of Idots (8:09:17 AM): Wow, good guess.
Museum of Idots (8:09:21 AM): XD You were my first try.
Sensurround (8:09:30 AM): that's how I found this screenname
Sensurround (8:09:37 AM): then I stole it from the original owner
Museum of Idots (8:09:49 AM): XD Wow... well, I just thought I'd see what would happen.
Sensurround (8:10:04 AM): lol wow XD LOL
:o... Wowzers! None of that was sarcasm or joking, kids, it was really just a coincidence.
... Is it just me, or does Sensurround seem like kind of a jerk..?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/16/06 at 10:33 am
... Is it just me, or does Sensurround seem like kind of a jerk..?
=P I thought the same thing, which is why I was glad when he signed off right then.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 09/17/06 at 9:29 am
Psht, it was only 12 AM.
Then you two transition into the Retarded Quote Mode entirely too early in the day.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/18/06 at 4:33 pm
Then you two transition into the Retarded Quote Mode entirely too early in the day.
Now that's funny ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/18/06 at 5:05 pm
My sister and I were talking about cupcakes:
Me: I like chocolate-frosted...with sprinkles!
My sister: Sprinkles are the mark of Satan.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/18/06 at 6:17 pm
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Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CeeKay on 09/19/06 at 1:35 pm
This was on the Yahoo home page introducing one of their news clips:
"See some amazing pool shots, plus listen closely and try to identify various foreign accents." ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/19/06 at 5:13 pm
I agree.
How would you agree with that? ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 09/19/06 at 5:26 pm
Me and Pete playing football.. he's in goal.
This next part would be me doing my personal commentary, something Pete hates.
"Oh, Rock's got the ball, he's moving down the flank, he takes it past one, takes it past two, Rock's got Mad skills! He's coming towards the keeper, the angle is tight, how will he ever score her... OH MY WORD! He chipped it over him, right in to the top corner, this is incredible ladies and *huff huff* (I was running fast) gentlemen. He's running toward his adoring fans. This is quite remarka.." That's when I fell over as I was doing my victory lap.
So here is the quote of the day folks.. after that set up.
Pete - 'Get up you gimp.'
I found the simplicity of it stunning.
Pete broke his toe by the way, when he kicked the goalpost instead of the ball. There was no quote to go along with it, I just hope you find it as funny as I did.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 09/19/06 at 8:00 pm
I overheard 2 co-workers talking about the First Female Space Tourist Ready To Go Space
Anousheh Ansari on Sept. 14 Russian Mission To Space Station
David: "so this lady has paid a lot of money to go into space"
Liz: "oh really, so she's up there now? You mean she went up there on that thing"?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/19/06 at 8:15 pm
How would you agree with that? ::)
How not?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/20/06 at 5:47 pm
How not?
Sprinkles aren't the mark of Satan
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/20/06 at 6:24 pm
Sprinkles aren't the mark of Satan
I think so, so I can agree.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 09/20/06 at 10:21 pm
I think so, so I can agree.
which is exactly what you two would say, if you were both minions of satan.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/20/06 at 11:08 pm
which is exactly what you two would say, if you were both minions of satan.
Or if I were Satan himself!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/20/06 at 11:08 pm
Or if I were Satan himself!
>:-}D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/21/06 at 3:37 pm
Or if I were Satan himself!
You'll never be Satan
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/21/06 at 4:07 pm
You'll never be Satan
I am now!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 09/21/06 at 4:32 pm
At work today.
Martin - You finished quick, does it all look good?
Me - It looks so good I didn't even need any silicon, I just came all over the boards.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 09/22/06 at 12:24 pm
I am now!
i was for a while, but i didn't like it so much so i stopped.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/22/06 at 3:10 pm
I am now!
Is your number 666?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/22/06 at 8:30 pm
8:27 pm: Doms: Oh, hey--
Doms mom: DRUGS ARE BAD
Doms: ...I..
Doms mom: TO THE MAX
8:27 pm: Er... no
8:28 pm: "What does this smell like!?
*Doms sniffs and backs up*
"LIke canned frosting! Huh!?"
*Doms sits silently*
8:28 pm: That sounds gross for some reason.
8:28 pm: It was.
8:28 pm: I still smell it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 09/23/06 at 1:40 am
At work today.
Martin - You finished quick, does it all look good?
Me - It looks so good I didn't even need any silicon, I just came all over the boards.
Where exactly do you work..?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 09/23/06 at 6:49 am
Where exactly do you work..?!
Err, wherever the job is.
I run the day to day operations of my Father's roofline company... so sometimes I'm in the office and sometimes I'm on site.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/23/06 at 9:45 pm
9:44 pm: Beth, remember how I said my latest niece cries when I pick her
up?
9:44 pm: Yeah.
9:44 pm: Well, not anymore! =D
9:44 pm: YOU SHAVED YOUR UNI-BROW!?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 09/24/06 at 12:23 am
her: i wish i had a boy who'd make me a good drink.
tia: YOU made these drinks!
her: Huh?!?
tia: Yeah, if i'd made these drinks, they'd taste like gasoline.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 09/24/06 at 11:33 am
"i didn't even know i had an alley, but apparently i do because you're up it."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 09/25/06 at 2:08 pm
'I didn't drink everything, look ther... Ok, I'll go to the store.'
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 09/25/06 at 2:25 pm
Jay: Alright, so, I.. have to go to the bathroom. I'll be back.
Me: Seeya in approximately 2 hours.
Jay: Aw, you know your Jay.. *grins*
Me: ...
Jay: ...
Me: Er..My Ja--...
Jay: Stop.. saying.. weird.. things, Jay. Stop!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 09/25/06 at 2:43 pm
coworker: Did you hear about Frank? He had a mini-stroke!
Me: Huh. He cant even do THAT right.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/25/06 at 3:03 pm
At work today.
Martin - You finished quick, does it all look good?
Me - It looks so good I didn't even need any silicon, I just came all over the boards.
sexually speaking? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 09/26/06 at 6:10 pm
"dude, that's so awesome that you have bronchitis!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/27/06 at 8:55 pm
-- Doms -- says:
How are you feeling
-- Doms -- says:
?
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Fine, I guess
-- Doms -- says:
You guess?
-- Doms -- says:
Fine?
-- Doms -- says:
Is there something keeping you from being good?
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
No...?
-- Doms -- says:
>=o Then be good, godammit!
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
What?
-- Doms -- says:
Nevarmind.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/27/06 at 9:28 pm
Ah, Marsh... Always quoting me when I least expect it!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/27/06 at 9:36 pm
My friend Cara: So I was screwing this guy and all of a sudden I had a moment of clarity.
Me: Oh really, and what was it that you realized?
Cara: I realized that I don't give enough to charity.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 09/28/06 at 10:40 pm
-- Doms -- I need a beautiful quote to put here. says:
Anything sexual I say gets quoted.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/28/06 at 10:43 pm
-- Doms -- I need a beautiful quote to put here. says:
Anything sexual I say gets quoted.
it's so funny to quote Doms! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/28/06 at 10:45 pm
it's so funny to quote Doms! :D
-- Doms -- I need a beautiful quote to put here. says:
And you can quot ethat!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/28/06 at 10:46 pm
-- Doms -- I need a beautiful quote to put here. says:
And you can quot ethat!
what would we do w/o you Doms!?! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/28/06 at 10:48 pm
what would we do w/o you Doms!?! ;D
Sit at the computer in complete boredom? :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 09/28/06 at 10:50 pm
coworker: Did you hear about Frank? He had a mini-stroke!
Me: Huh. He cant even do THAT right.
brutal, and yet funny. Using a persons misfortune for our amusement is an artform
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/28/06 at 10:50 pm
Sit at the computer in complete boredom? :D
totally, my friend.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 09/28/06 at 10:53 pm
what would we do w/o you Doms!?! ;D
...
D= I don't really like to think about that.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/28/06 at 10:55 pm
Jay: Alright, so, I.. have to go to the bathroom. I'll be back.
Me: Seeya in approximately 2 hours.
Jay: Aw, you know your Jay.. *grins*
Me: ...
Jay: ...
Me: Er..My Ja--...
Jay: Stop.. saying.. weird.. things, Jay. Stop!!
little sister, my arse. ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 09/29/06 at 12:17 pm
"Karen, you're the expert....do you think this man is chinese?"
A co-worker showing me a form filled out by a man named Gabe Oberman...but he used a multi-language form.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CeeKay on 09/29/06 at 12:27 pm
"Karen, you're the expert....do you think this man is chinese?"
A co-worker showing me a form filled out by a man named Gabe Oberman...but he used a multi-language form.
^You have the most random experiences in your job ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 09/29/06 at 12:30 pm
^You have the most random experiences in your job ;D
people wonder why i'm always slowly forming a fist and counting to ten ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/29/06 at 3:28 pm
"dude, that's so awesome that you have bronchitis!"
That's not awesome.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/29/06 at 3:46 pm
D= I don't really like to think about that.
I guess you'd have to use your hand.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/29/06 at 4:40 pm
My biology teacher: "Have you ever not watered grass and it got all floppy? And then you water it and it gets staight... it's happy grass..."
Well, I mean... Of course it wasn't meant as an innuendo, but it sure sounded like one.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 09/29/06 at 4:44 pm
"That was 10 seconds from the lightning to the Thunder."
'No Mate, it was about 5.'
"No, I'm sure it was 10."
*KRAAAKOOOM!*
(Both start slowly climbing down tall..metal..scaffold)
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 09/29/06 at 10:20 pm
-- Doms -- I need a beautiful quote to put here. says:
Put yer fanny packs on, we're goin' to Minnesota!
:\'( He makes me so proud..!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/29/06 at 10:22 pm
-- Doms -- I need a beautiful quote to put here. says:
Put yer fanny packs on, we're goin' to Minnesota!
:\'( He makes me so proud..!
hahaha..I love Doms!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/29/06 at 10:28 pm
Wow, this is like... the third night in a row I'm being quoted!
=D I'm so flattered.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 09/29/06 at 10:48 pm
Wow, this is like... the third night in a row I'm being quoted!
And the third night it's made no sense out of context! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/29/06 at 10:54 pm
And the third night it's made no sense out of context! :D
Man, it never does.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/30/06 at 12:24 am
-- Doms -- I need a beautiful quote to put here. says:
I love Whose Line.
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
I love sex.
-- Doms -- I need a beautiful quote to put here. says:
How would you know?
-- Doms -- I need a beautiful quote to put here. says:
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn.
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Your mom.
-- Doms -- I need a beautiful quote to put here. says:
...
*few minutes later*
-- Doms -- I need a beautiful quote to put here. says:
You're beautiful, it's true.
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Whoa, Doms.
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
I'm not ready for this yet.
-- Doms -- I need a beautiful quote to put here. says:
You're the one who said you like sex.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 09/30/06 at 5:15 pm
This is a long one.. but it's worth it.
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" is Marsh.
'Free Falling' - is me.
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
If I had a supergroup, I would put Jesus on bass.
'Free Falling' - says:
..
'Free Falling' - says:
I'd shoot him
'Free Falling' - says:
If Jesus was alive, he'd be in guantanamo bay
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Well, lord knows it would attract paparazzi and the occasional assassin or stark raving fan.
'Free Falling' - says:
think about it, he's kinda arabic looking, long stragly hair, unkempt beard, funny ideas
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
He would probably be accused of class warfare too
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
With the whole "rich people can't go to heaven" deal
'Free Falling' - says:
Of course he would! Give un to your brother. 'He's a socialist!- - Red scare!!!'
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
It would compromise the values of traditional, red-blooded Americans.
'Free Falling' - says:
Figure this -
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
As much as most people, including secularists, talk about the merits of Jesus' teaching "Love your neighbor as yourself"...
...it seems like a retarded idea to me.
'Free Falling' - says:
If Jesus was alive today.. he'd probably be living in a crappy 1 room apartment in Memphis and getting beat up outside a 7-11, cus he looks like a hippy.
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Who in the world, other than a complete sociopath, loves his co-worker or his next door neighbor as much as himself?
'Free Falling' - says:
Then he'd go to his crappy job at Best Buy working on commission and not sell a thing because he couldn't bring himself to push a product on to others that he would not push unto himself
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Haha
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Jerry Falwell would probably include Jesus in the ACLU, gays, and feminists category
'Free Falling' - says:
The ACLU would love jesus!
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
You know that Bible story about Jesus running into a temple and literally knocking tables over and making a whip and beating people's asses?
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Okay, I can see that behavior modern day
'Free Falling' - says:
Yeah, he's totally an S&M junkie
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Walks into Liberty University..
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
...passes John McCain...
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
...and whips EVERYONE'S ASS.
'Free Falling' - says:
Word up. He'd probably go street and start a rap group/gang
'Free Falling' - says:
Jesus christ and the Nazareth 3
'Free Falling' - says:
fudge the Romans.. fudge..fudge em
'Free Falling' - says:
Coming straight outta bethlehem with a wooden cross, got sheeshty teeth cus nobody ever invented tooth floss!
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Damn. I couldn't come up with a worthy line to follow.
'Free Falling' - says:
It's pretty hard to follow that kind of unholy blasphemy.. it takes years of teen angst and rum induced black metal hatred
Now you can see why we're going to hell.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/30/06 at 11:47 pm
" I wanna give you a BIG hug and a BIG kiss"....(which he proceeds to do)....and then he goes, "I love you VERY much"....and proceeds to keep giving me hugs and kisses......I knew it was too good to be true and I realized that he (at the tender age of 3 1/2) learned how to truly kiss ass! LOLOLOLOL! Needless to say, the crayon came off...after much scrubbing. ;)
Erin :)
Literally!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/30/06 at 11:56 pm
lol. Well, still... I have my reasons...
Oh my God!!!
I SAID lol!!! D=!!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/01/06 at 12:03 am
Literally!
hahaha..I forgot all about that! ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/01/06 at 12:38 am
Nothing, Marsh. Your voice is adorable. Like a newborn kitten on Christmas day.
WHY DO YOU WANT TO REPLACE HIM WITH ME!? :\'(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/01/06 at 12:52 am
My favorite is Hell Yes... I also like how in Rental Car, this girl goes "Lalalalalalalala...". She may have been yodeling. It just seemed so random for the song.
I'm surprised she lets you listen to a song with "Hell" in it!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/01/06 at 1:18 pm
WHY DO YOU WANT TO REPLACE HIM WITH ME!? :\'(
I was young, Dominic. I was naive..!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/01/06 at 1:24 pm
I'm surprised she lets you listen to a song with "Hell" in it!
I wondered about this every time I thought about Marsh having that album.. I mean, she even looked at the lyrics when he first had it.. but then, she didn't question Midnite Vultures either. "Hell Yes" isn't directly explicit, I guess.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/02/06 at 6:14 pm
A note Angela tossed to me in third period:
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d49/YWN/weird.jpg
And yes, I'm still taking it as a compliment.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/02/06 at 6:14 pm
A note Angela tossed to me in third period:
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d49/YWN/weird.jpg
And yes, I'm still taking it as a compliment.
Ho!!!!!
Angela likes you! *Nudges*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/02/06 at 6:15 pm
Ho!!!!!
Angela likes you! *Nudges*
...
*drops to knees and gouges eyes out*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/02/06 at 6:16 pm
...
*drops to knees and gouges eyes out*
D=
I'm no expert, but her handwriting spells out p-r-e-p.
Is that right? Eh, well... If you want to get rid of her, then you just have to tell her she's normal.
Or rather... N-O-R-M-A-L.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 6:16 pm
A note Angela tossed to me in third period:
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d49/YWN/weird.jpg
And yes, I'm still taking it as a compliment.
Why would she do that?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 6:17 pm
Why would she do that?
Because girls are icky.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 6:18 pm
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Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 6:18 pm
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Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 6:19 pm
girls are fun
If you like bears.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 6:19 pm
And dangerous.. they attract bears.
Some of us do. I repel all wild animals.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 6:19 pm
If you like bears.
girl bear?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 6:22 pm
girl bear?
No Howard.. big gay bears, that like hairy guys.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 6:23 pm
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Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 6:24 pm
No Howard.. big gay bears, that like hairy guys.
EW! :P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 6:24 pm
They sense that you wont take none of their cute little animal shi.t.
Damn straight.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/02/06 at 6:25 pm
Cameron: Why you gotta take my seat, weird kid? You're so weird!
Me: I didn't know it was your seat!
Cameron: Gotta take my seat next to my girlfriend! You're a dick, you know that? You're just a weird dick!
*looks up and notices teachers in close proximity* Aaaaand....I said that really loud.
Me: They probably heard you, and they don't care. Actually, I think they're saying, "Yeah, that kid is a weird dick!"
Cameron: They all hate you, cause you're a weird dick. You weird DICK.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 6:26 pm
EW! :P
It's ok.. the best way to fend off a Grizzly is to shout and yell.. or.. wait.. is that a dog?
Cameron: Why you gotta take my seat, weird kid? You're so weird!
Me: I didn't know it was your seat!
Cameron: Gotta take my seat next to my girlfriend! You're a dick, you know that? You're just a weird dick!
*looks up and notices teachers in close proximity* Aaaaand....I said that really loud.
Me: They probably heard you, and they don't care. Actually, I think they're saying, "Yeah, that kid is a weird dick!"
Cameron: They all hate you, cause you're a weird dick. You weird DICK.
What are they.. like 12? I could totally kick their asses. Tell them your Uncle Davey is gonna come and mess them up.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/02/06 at 6:27 pm
Is it just me, or do people like to call you weird?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/02/06 at 6:30 pm
What are they.. like 12? I could totally kick their asses. Tell them your Uncle Davey is gonna come and mess them up.
Sixteen or seventeen. ;D He once asked me several weeks ago if I minded being called weird, and I told him I took it as an affirmation so I don't have to worry whether or not I'm being weird. ...so now he calls me "weird kid" every day.
Dude, still way better than "that homeschooled child who doesn't talk much".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 6:30 pm
Sixteen or seventeen. ;D He once asked me several weeks ago if I minded being called weird, and I told him I took it as an affirmation so I don't have to worry whether or not I'm being weird. ...so now he calls me "weird kid" every day.
Dude, still way better than "that homeschooled child who doesn't talk much".
.. I'll still mess him up. Go on, I miss high school fights, with the circle pits and the shouting and the fisticuffs.. glieven!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 6:31 pm
It's ok.. the best way to fend off a Grizzly is to shout and yell.. or.. wait.. is that a dog?
What are they.. like 12? I could totally kick their asses. Tell them your Uncle Davey is gonna come and mess them up.
No not a good idea
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 6:32 pm
No not a good idea
No, it's a great idea.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 6:34 pm
No not a good idea
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Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/02/06 at 6:34 pm
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Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 6:35 pm
I'm torn.. anything Howard thinks isn't a good idea probably carry's a federal charge.. at the same time, anything you reccomend probably carry's the same charge.
Then I guess you have to choose which one of us is recommending the best course of action for you. I do ask you to remember that I have those "pictures"....if you know what I mean.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 6:36 pm
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Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 6:38 pm
Those ones of me making out with that corpse. Yeah.. newsweek has been blackmailing me for years, who do you think wore the wire to catch Bonds.
No....the other ones. Those pictures aren't that big of a deal...I mean at least the corpse was clothed.
I always knew you were man of intrigue and danger. However I didn't know you liked duct tape on your chest hair.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 6:40 pm
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Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 6:40 pm
No, what a neutral idea.
what's neutral?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/02/06 at 6:41 pm
what's neutral?
In between.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 6:41 pm
what's neutral?
It's when the car isn't in drive or park.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 6:44 pm
In between.
Oh I see
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 6:45 pm
Oh I see
Kinda like Bill Clinton's politics.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 6:45 pm
..or my command of the English language.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 6:45 pm
Kinda like Bill Clinton's politics.
How is his politics?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 6:46 pm
..or my command of the English language.
Hay....u speek Englissh gooder then mee, ohkay?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 6:46 pm
How is his politics?
Uhhh, he just said it. Neutral.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 6:47 pm
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Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 6:48 pm
[quote author=
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/02/06 at 6:53 pm
Borat.. is that you?
Yesh.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 6:53 pm
Yesh.
Yeshkumeh.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 6:54 pm
Yesh.
No It Ishnt
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/02/06 at 7:17 pm
And dangerous.. they attract bears.
And bears are the number-one threat in America.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/02/06 at 7:24 pm
No It Ishnt
How would you know!? >=O.