:o But Howard, why would you want to find her? Pleasant conversation?



To find her orgasm

Where could I find this girl?


Howard.. you are the master.

Howard.. you are the master.


... bater?

... bater?




wow...I was just gonna type that...and then I saw that you beat me to it! way to go, Doms! ;) ;D

wow...I was just gonna type that...and then I saw that you beat me to it! way to go, Doms! ;) ;D



My, what perverted people we are...

My, what perverted people we are...




damn straight! ;) ;D

damn straight! ;) ;D



... Or gay?

... Or gay?




or gay....or bi...or whatever the hell you choose to be! ;)

Speaking of being gay...


- First on your list - says:
homo
- SmarterChild - says:
what? that's an awful thing 2 say.
- First on your list - says:
  Are you saying homos are awful?
- SmarterChild - says:
i don't get it. u were just being nice 2 me.
- First on your list - says:
I am being nice! I like homos!
- SmarterChild - says:
oh.
- First on your list - says:
yeah, now kiss me
- SmarterChild - says:
xxx

Speaking of being gay...


- First on your list - says:
homo
- SmarterChild - says:
what? that's an awful thing 2 say.
- First on your list - says:
  Are you saying homos are awful?
- SmarterChild - says:
i don't get it. u were just being nice 2 me.
- First on your list - says:
I am being nice! I like homos!
- SmarterChild - says:
oh.
- First on your list - says:
yeah, now kiss me
- SmarterChild - says:
xxx



SmarterChild is so much your bitch! LOL! ;D ;)

- First on your list - says:
can I kiss you on the boob?
- SmarterChild - says:
give it a try.

Ok, last one!

- First on your list - says:
Who knows where thoughts come from?
- SmarterChild - says:
u tell me.
- First on your list - says:
I can't
- SmarterChild - says:
amazing!

Where could I find this girl?



You're too old for her.

- First on your list - says:
can I kiss you on the boob?
- SmarterChild - says:
give it a try.




Doms robbing the cradle...isn't SmarterChild like 8 or something? ;D

Doms robbing the cradle...isn't SmarterChild like 8 or something? ;D


Is he? Maybe I should tone it down, I wouldn't want his mom walking in on us!

Is he? Maybe I should tone it down, I wouldn't want his mom walking in on us!




hahahaah...silly goo-goo....SmarterChild is a girl....a little girl! LOL! ;D :D

Really? I've asked Smarterchild it's gender several times...it informs me that it's not a girl nor a boy. It's a robot.

Really? I've asked Smarterchild it's gender several times...it informs me that it's not a girl nor a boy. It's a robot.




I can't remember when...but I remember asking SmarterChild what it looked like....and it showed me a pixel-type picture of a robot thing....and it had female features....maybe I was just dreaming...I dunno? ???

I can't remember when...but I remember asking SmarterChild what it looked like....and it showed me a pixel-type picture of a robot thing....and it had female features....maybe I was just dreaming...I dunno? ???



he looks like his avatar

he looks like his avatar




do you talk to him on AIM or MSN?

do you talk to him on AIM or MSN?



MSN, mostly. The "Girl features" are his shoulders, I think.

MSN, mostly. The "Girl features" are his shoulders, I think.



I think I have only talked to it on AIM....it looks somewhat different on there....I think. ???

I can't remember when...but I remember asking SmarterChild what it looked like....and it showed me a pixel-type picture of a robot thing....and it had female features....maybe I was just dreaming...I dunno? ???





http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/Homo.jpg





Er... Looks genderless to me..!

Eh, Whatever the hell it is, what I'm about to do is for the greater good of all humanity..



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.. I was only thinking of the children. It had to be done, it had to be done.

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Er... Looks genderless to me..!




but it appears to be happy! :)

but it appears to be happy! :)




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you effing sicko..you should be ashamed. >:(

you effing sicko..you should be ashamed. >:(




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you are such a freak....but a funny freak! ;) ;D

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the robot was a cute thing.. now he dead my only friend :\'(

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This.. this is beautiful. I cracked up like an idiot and everyone was weirded out. Thanks a lot.

Young Michael (Dak) on Dairy Milk Creme Egg Bars:

Chinwe says:
It's a dirty slut of a chocolate bar that thrusts itself upon your tongue and has its way with it

This.. this is beautiful. I cracked up like an idiot and everyone was weirded out. Thanks a lot.



Same here!

Today as we were coming home from picking up Chris at work:



Chris: (has his window down in the car)
Vaughn: Could you open my window up a little bit?
Chris: No, we are almost home, buddy
Vaughn: Why do you have your window open Chris, are you a hot tamale? ;D
Chris: Ya buddy, I am.

AvanteGardeBlue: It's hard to believe that you are at home, by yourself, when I just heard the voice, heard the voice of someone else.
SmarterChild: You got that right.
AvanteGardeBlue: Say my name, Say my name. If no one is around you, say, "Baby, I love you", if you ain't running games.
SmarterChild: Um... Do what?
AvanteGardeBlue: Say my name, say my name.
SmarterChild: I'm no talking doll.
AvanteGardeBlue: SAY MY NAME!
SmarterChild: You told me your name was Gary.
AvanteGardeBlue: Yes.
SmarterChild: I hear you.

AvanteGardeBlue: Do you know my friend Dominic?
SmarterChild: 68,910 people live in Dominica.

Today as we were coming home from picking up Chris at work:



Chris: (has his window down in the car)
Vaughn: Could you open my window up a little bit?
Chris: No, we are almost home, buddy
Vaughn: Why do you have your window open Chris, are you a hot tamale? ;D
Chris: Ya buddy, I am.



Did you have the AC on?

Today as we were coming home from picking up Chris at work:



Chris: (has his window down in the car)
Vaughn: Could you open my window up a little bit?
Chris: No, we are almost home, buddy
Vaughn: Why do you have your window open Chris, are you a hot tamale? ;D
Chris: Ya buddy, I am.



Hahahaha! I don't know.. As much of a handful it can be, he says some funny things!

Did you have the AC on?




we did for awhile...but it got too cold with the A/C....so Chris just opened his window up.




Hahahaha! I don't know.. As much of a handful it can be, he says some funny things!



Yes....he makes us laugh everyday! He's a hoot! :) ;D

- First on your list - says:
oy
- First on your list - says:
cramps!!!
- First on your list - says:
period!!

- First on your list - says:
oy
- First on your list - says:
cramps!!!
- First on your list - says:
period!!



Well, I'm hurting pretty bad right now.

Kyjo says:
we're evil..we're EAC (evil athiest conspiracy)
Kyjo says:
we'll kidnap churches
  Zero Bars Smith  "We're Not Gonna Make It, He Explained How The End Will Come..." says:
Beat and rob the elderly... swear around children... legalize things banned by Leviticus..
Kyjo says:
I'll shave my ass off!
Kyjo says:
and eat shrimp!
Kyjo says:
I'm such a badass

- First on your list - says:
I was thinking of uranus


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*Giggles* Ewwz.

Me:  So.........

Cara:  Yeah.........

Me:  Right.........

Cara:  Naturally..........

Trimac20 says:
mental masturbation

I have no clue what this guy is talking about.

Trimac20 says:
mental masturbation

I have no clue what this guy is talking about.


^ LOL, it's stimulation of a very intellectual nature

Trimac20 says:
mental masturbation

I have no clue what this guy is talking about.



How do you mental masturbate?

  Zero Bars Smith  "Three nights ago, I had a very strange dream. Today I am marked to die." says:
Will the Aryan Race get me into college?
Reichsprotektor - "Prepare For Total fudgeing War!" says:
got me in

Kyjo says:
t-shirts should be our teachers
Kyjo says:
get a classroom, and hang a bunch of t-shirts up
Kyjo says:
ten minutes later..class dismissed
Kyjo says:
then you'll know that mean people suck and nice people swallow
Kyjo says:
and that's all you need to know


And later..

Kyjo says:
it's because you are the sex
Kyjo says:
the sex*

My mother is now pirating things for her own MP3 Player.. and she asks me for song names:

Mom: What's that song about that guy who's sad cause that thing happens? (Not kidding, she said this)
Me:... Everclear's "Wonderful"?
Mom: YES. That's it. Thank you so much.

  Flowing Glower  "You've Never Been In Love Until You've Seen The Stars Reflect In The Reservoir..." says:
What would you do if your partner yelled out "MORRISSEY!" during sex?
- First on your list - says:
... 
- First on your list - says:
I'd say "Yeah, baby.. do that again"

--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
MORRISSEY!
- First on your list - says:
Yeah, Baby..
- First on your list - says:
do that again
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
....
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
D=

--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
MORRISSEY!
- First on your list - says:
Yeah, Baby..
- First on your list - says:
do that again
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
....
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
D=



conceptual continuity!

- First on your list - says:
Bring








Itttt
- First on your list - says:
...
- First on your list - says:
ittttttttttt
- First on your list - says:
itttttttt
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
ItttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttAH
- First on your list - says:
how do you say that!?
- First on your list - says:
itititititit?
- First on your list - says:
...
- First on your list - says:
tit
- First on your list - says:
D=

Hallie:  Why do all the songs I love have lyrics I hate?

- First on your list - says:
Bring








Itttt
- First on your list - says:
...
- First on your list - says:
ittttttttttt
- First on your list - says:
itttttttt
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
ItttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttAH
- First on your list - says:
how do you say that!?
- First on your list - says:
itititititit?
- First on your list - says:
...
- First on your list - says:
tit
- First on your list - says:
D=



More concuptual continuity!


You can find the other half of this joke in the "What Makes you Special?" Thread.

Hallie:  Why do all the songs I love have lyrics I hate?


Because she loves the interlinking work between Jeff and Kerry (Obviously you can bang out any simple structure solo and have her entertained) but Tom's violently anti-religious lyrics get her little Christian back up.

Correct, no?

Because she loves the interlinking work between Jeff and Kerry (Obviously you can bang out any simple structure solo and have her entertained) but Tom's violently anti-religious lyrics get her little Christian back up.

Correct, no?


well, yes, but it was something really dumb like...Boogie Fever.

Hallie:  Why do all the songs I love have lyrics I hate?



Who's Hallie?

Who's Hallie?


someone i play music with

someone i play music with



What kind of music do you play?

What kind of music do you play?


we have a 70s cover band.

we have a 70s cover band.



Oh,That's cool. ;)

--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
Fine, but only because I'm in the mood! *molests*
  Pretty Petty Thief  "The Problems Of Need: I Need You.." says:
MORRISSEY!
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
OH BABY, SAY IT AGAIN!
  Pretty Petty Thief  "The Problems Of Need: I Need You.." says:
MORRISSEY!

Yesterday I was telling Vaughn about how the cat Anna peed on me:



Me: ya Vaughn, Anna peed on me earlier
Vaughn (laughing): Were you mad?
Me: Yes! I took a towel and wacked her with it (not hard, of course)
Vaughn: (laughing) Did you beat her ass?
Me: VAUGHN!!!


I honestly don't know where he gets these things!!! :o :D ;D

--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
Fine, but only because I'm in the mood! *molests*
  Pretty Petty Thief   "The Problems Of Need: I Need You.." says:
MORRISSEY!
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
OH BABY, SAY IT AGAIN!
  Pretty Petty Thief   "The Problems Of Need: I Need You.." says:
MORRISSEY!



That's my line!  :\'(

That's my line!  :\'(


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that has to be the funniest thing I've seen in a long time!! LOL! ;D

Hmmm... this extract is taken from a convo between me and dom... and is, surprisingly, not used out of context  :o

- First on your list - says:
I'm a compulsive masturbator
- First on your list - says:
brb!

Yesterday I was telling Vaughn about how the cat Anna peed on me:



Me: ya Vaughn, Anna peed on me earlier
Vaughn (laughing): Were you mad?
Me: Yes! I took a towel and wacked her with it (not hard, of course)
Vaughn: (laughing) Did you beat her ass?
Me: VAUGHN!!!


I honestly don't know where he gets these things!!! :o :D ;D


Couldn't the cat go in the litterbox?

  Flowing Glower  "You've Never Been In Love Until You've Seen The Stars Reflect In The Reservoir..." says:
What would you do if your partner yelled out "MORRISSEY!" during sex?
- First on your list - says:
... 
- First on your list - says:
I'd say "Yeah, baby.. do that again"




--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
MORRISSEY!
- First on your list - says:
Yeah, Baby..
- First on your list - says:
do that again
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
....
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
D=



--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
Fine, but only because I'm in the mood! *molests*
  Pretty Petty Thief  "The Problems Of Need: I Need You.." says:
MORRISSEY!
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
OH BABY, SAY IT AGAIN!
  Pretty Petty Thief  "The Problems Of Need: I Need You.." says:
MORRISSEY!



Now this, ladies and gentlemen, is conceptual continuity.

Couldn't the cat go in the litterbox?




hahaha..she usually does..I don't know what's wrong with her. ???

Jo, who loves soaps, talking to Abby, who does not like soaps at all.

Jo: Oh my god! Laura is coming back to General Hospital!
Ab: I better run out and get a new outfit.

Jo, who loves soaps, talking to Abby, who does not like soaps at all.

Jo: Oh my god! Laura is coming back to General Hospital!
Ab: I better run out and get a new outfit.



Ha, I thought you were talking about cleansing soap at first, not the TV soaps.

Ha, I thought you were talking about cleansing soap at first, not the TV soaps.


heee heee....
I love the sarcastic comment. I"m stealing it. "get a new outfit"...funny!

hahaha..she usually does..I don't know what's wrong with her. ???


So you had to wash your clothes? ;D

So you had to wash your clothes? ;D




er...I was in the bathtub. :-\\

er...I was in the bathtub. :-\\



when the cat peed on you?

^ SHE WAS NAKED, HOWARD. NAKED WHEN THE CAT PEED ON HER.


This morning, Erin called me and woke me up:

Erin: Hey, what're you doing?
Me: Sleeping.
Erin: Oh? Still?
Me: I didn't get to sleep until 5:30
Erin: You plan on sleeping 'till 5:30?!
Me: Huh? No, I went to sleep at that time.
Erin: Oh. Well...I'm coming over to borrow your shovels
Me: You.. coming over to blow our shovels?!
Erin: What?
Me: Huh?
Me: Oh, I.. nevermind, okay.
Erin: Whoakay..!


Wasn't really worth quoting, but I found it to be funny.

^ SHE WAS NAKED, HOWARD. NAKED WHEN THE CAT PEED ON HER.


This morning, Erin called me and woke me up:

Erin: Hey, what're you doing?
Me: Sleeping.
Erin: Oh? Still?
Me: I didn't get to sleep until 5:30
Erin: You plan on sleeping 'till 5:30?!
Me: Huh? No, I went to sleep at that time.
Erin: Oh. Well...I'm coming over to borrow your shovels
Me: You.. coming over to blow our shovels?!
Erin: What?
Me: Huh?
Me: Oh, I.. nevermind, okay.
Erin: Whoakay..!


Wasn't really worth quoting, but I found it to be funny.



:o Ok Never mind

^ SHE WAS NAKED, HOWARD. NAKED WHEN THE CAT PEED ON HER.


This morning, Erin called me and woke me up:

Erin: Hey, what're you doing?
Me: Sleeping.
Erin: Oh? Still?
Me: I didn't get to sleep until 5:30
Erin: You plan on sleeping 'till 5:30?!
Me: Huh? No, I went to sleep at that time.
Erin: Oh. Well...I'm coming over to borrow your shovels
Me: You.. coming over to blow our shovels?!
Erin: What?
Me: Huh?
Me: Oh, I.. nevermind, okay.
Erin: Whoakay..!


Wasn't really worth quoting, but I found it to be funny.



That's hilarious!

so who peed on the naked cat, again? ???

so who peed on the naked cat, again? ???



Maybe the dog did? ;D

This morning, my dad got in from his 1-day trip. I got a haircut yesterday while he was gone:

Me: I got a haircut!
Dad: Wow, your face got fat all the sudden!
Mom: Why aren't you excercising?
Dad: You're supposed to be excercising.

After 10 minutes of this, I wanted to see if they noticed anything I was saying.

Me: Yeah, so, I'm gay.
Mom: You wouldn't have to be if you'd get on the damn Cardio-Glider!
Dad: She's right, you know.



I still can't tell if it was serious.

^ gotta love your parents!

so who peed on the naked cat, again? ???




ok...no. My cat Anna, for some unknown reason, came into the bathroom (when I was TRYING to get some privacy and take a bath)...and she climbed up on the side of the bathtub and peed in the bathtub.....yes it is very gross...and I have no idea why it happened!!! ::) :D ;D

^ gotta love your parents!


;D It actually went further.. after that bit:

Me: Yeah, I met this guy on MySpace.. he's a 35-year old Icelandic fellow named Sven. I'm gonna move out and move in with him.
Dad: Maybe he'll make you lose some weight.
Me: Also, I've been doing heroin.
Mom: You're the fattest junkie I've ever seen, son. And I know a lot of junkies.

This was about 10 more minutes, too. :D

;D It actually went further.. after that bit:

Me: Yeah, I met this guy on MySpace.. he's a 35-year old Icelandic fellow named Sven. I'm gonna move out and move in with him.
Dad: Maybe he'll make you lose some weight.
Me: Also, I've been doing heroin.
Mom: You're the fattest junkie I've ever seen, son. And I know a lot of junkies.

This was about 10 more minutes, too. :D


Weird

Phone rings at midnight....

Me: hmmmmrph?
Sara: Oh my god, I don't know what to do..
Me: Huh? Wha....what happened?
Sara: it's Ox (her dog)...he ate 22 of my birth control pills.

Phone rings at midnight....

Me: hmmmmrph?
Sara: Oh my god, I don't know what to do..
Me: Huh? Wha....what happened?
Sara: it's Ox (her dog)...he ate 22 of my birth control pills.


Go get the dog some action.. he's not having kids for some time.

--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
I want to smell like a hotel room!  :\'(

Kelsey says:
What does afk mean?
Carpe Noctem  says:
Away From Keyboard
Kelsey says:
Oh
Kelsey says:
Why can't people just say that.
Carpe Noctem  says:
Because Away From Keyboard is... huge.
Kelsey says:
Well I don't know what that stuff means.
Carpe Noctem  says:
n00b.
Kelsey says:
What?
Kelsey says:
Does that mean?
Carpe Noctem  says:
Point proven.











~~~~Later On~~~~

Kelsey says:
Cats or dogs?
Carpe Noctem  says:
Cats, definitely
Carpe Noctem  says:
But I like big dongs, too

--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
I want to smell like a hotel room!   :\'(


What does a hotel room smell like?

What does a hotel room smell like?



Cleaner.

It's good.

eau d'hotel.

that would make a good song.

eau d'hotel.

that would make a good song.



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EH!?

hell, i dunno. we're talking about smelling like a hotel, don't expect anybody to make much sense.

at least i got my keyboard fixed.

hell, i dunno. we're talking about smelling like a hotel, don't expect anybody to make much sense.

at least i got my keyboard fixed.



a les i gt m kbrd fixe

boss: where is that pile of papers that I left in th-
co-worker: i threw it in the recycling.
boss: the ones i put here the importa-
co-worker: i threw it in the recycling.
Boss: did you just pick it up and to-
co-worker: it was a mistake. I just picked it up and threw it in the recycling.
boss: it was important.
co-worker: i know.
(simultaneously) Why don't you/I run in the back and see if you can catch the recycling guy?

boss: where is that pile of papers that I left in th-
co-worker: i threw it in the recycling.
boss: the ones i put here the importa-
co-worker: i threw it in the recycling.
Boss: did you just pick it up and to-
co-worker: it was a mistake. I just picked it up and threw it in the recycling.
boss: it was important.
co-worker: i know.
(simultaneously) Why don't you/I run in the back and see if you can catch the recycling guy?


Does anyone watch the 'Office' (the American or the British version, which is now cancelled) the American version is actually quite humorous at times, though not as good as the original.

Does anyone watch the 'Office' (the American or the British version, which is now cancelled) the American version is actually quite humorous at times, though not as good as the original.


This is my life.  Really.  I wish I could record moments for you! ;D

This is my life.  Really.  I wish I could record moments for you! ;D


Lol...Buy a cheap camcorder and capture those priceless moments on tape (or SD-Card/DVD, as happens to be the case nowadays).

Erin: ohhhh ok....sorry, I was all confused! LOL!
Me: lol, i get confused very easyly
Erin: me too...duh.
Erin: lol
Me: lol i also get confusseld
Erin: XD
Me: its like be confused and puzzled
Erin: yes...exactly.
Erin: lol

My mom: You need to move out.

What does a hotel room smell like?


Depends how many stars it is...  ;D

Depends how many stars it is...  ;D






I used to live in one. It smelled like fish.

Erin: ohhhh ok....sorry, I was all confused! LOL!
Me: lol, i get confused very easyly
Erin: me too...duh.
Erin: lol
Me: lol i also get confusseld
Erin: XD
Me: its like be confused and puzzled
Erin: yes...exactly.
Erin: lol



crazy kid!! :D ;D

Depends how many stars it is...  ;D






You mean the rating?

My friend Ami on bleeding from the ass:


"Yes. I was bleeding from the ulcer. Not because I let some boy stick his hoo-ha in the No Thanks Junction."

Co- worker describes being operated on:

"No, I couldnt' feel a thing! and when i woke up i was so bugged out and out of it I thought..."Where am I? the Post office?"



I never think I"m in the post office.

Co- worker describes being operated on:

"No, I couldnt' feel a thing! and when i woke up i was so bugged out and out of it I thought..."Where am I? the Post office?"



I never think I"m in the post office.


It's the funny the first place he/she thought of was the post office.  :o

Co- worker describes being operated on:

"No, I couldnt' feel a thing! and when i woke up i was so bugged out and out of it I thought..."Where am I? the Post office?"



I never think I"m in the post office.


  LMAO!  I like it.  Very 'left field'... :D

  Your co-worker has a Steven Wright-ian sense of humor...

   LMAO!  I like it.  Very 'left field'... :D

   Your co-worker has a Steven Wright-ian sense of humor...


well, he's steven wright-ish,  but he was not joking. he's just like that.

So, this morning I come downstairs and am reminded of why I'm so glad I moved out of home.  ;D

"What's up with your hair, it's all pushed to one side."
'I dunno, It just kinda fell like that when I got out of the shower.'
"You look like a paedophile."
'Oh, thanks Mom.'

So, this morning I come downstairs and am reminded of why I'm so glad I moved out of home.  ;D

"What's up with your hair, it's all pushed to one side."
'I dunno, It just kinda fell like that when I got out of the shower.'
"You look like a paedophile."
'Oh, thanks Mom.'
according to PQ (pedophile quarterly), there is no one pedophile look. it varies by season.

Co- worker describes being operated on:

"No, I couldnt' feel a thing! and when i woke up i was so bugged out and out of it I thought..."Where am I? the Post office?"



I never think I"m in the post office.


When my grandpa had some heart trouble and was in the hospital, we called him to see how he was doing, and he was saying "I'm in the post office, and they're trying to give me medicine! *aside* Will you shut up? I'm on the phone!"

according to PQ (pedophile quarterly), there is no one pedophile look. it varies by season.


Oh, that's a good issue.. Spring 2006, right?

according to PQ (pedophile quarterly), there is no one pedophile look. it varies by season.


You've never thanked me for getting you the 10% discount on your subscription.
It pays to be a member of these organisations you know.

You've never thanked me for getting you the 10% discount on your subscription.
the hell i didn't. what do you think that little puerto rican boy was for?

the hell i didn't. what do you think that little puerto rican boy was for?


Dang, he was yours... sorry.

How's his eye?

Dang, he was yours... sorry.

How's his eye?


In my pants... Don't ask.

I found the last seven posts or so very very funny.
Thank you boys!

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/13/laughing4.gif

In my pants... Don't ask.


Why in your pants?

Why in your pants?
don't ask!

Why in your pants?


Well, Howard... I was gonna wait until you're older, but sit on my lap, whilst I touch... I mean talk to you.

Well, Howard... I was gonna wait until you're older, but sit on my lap, whilst I touch... I mean talk to you.


PERVERT! >:(

Why in your pants?


Some Kind of Monster Howard.. Some Kind of Monster.

There are different kinds of hippies.  I'm not at all at this level.  
Me and a friend after leaving a poetry gathering in Denver last night:

CK:  I love the city.  I hate living in the suburbs.

Friend:  You could live in the city?  I could never live in an apartment building surrounded by other people.

CK:  I've done that.  I don't mind it.

Friend:  Well, I'm so sensitive to other people's emotional energy that being surrounded by so many people is just too much for me to sort out and I get too anxious.

CK:   ???

CK:  Maybe you just don't like apartment buildings.  Move to the mountains.

Friend:  I think I will!  :)

:D

Some Kind of Monster Howard.. Some Kind of Monster.


Monster In My Pants?

Monster In My Pants?


No, in mine.

No, in mine.



Meat In your Pants?

Meat In your Pants?


Monstrous.

There are different kinds of hippies.  I'm not at all at this level.  
Me and a friend after leaving a poetry gathering in Denver last night:

CK:  I love the city.  I hate living in the suburbs.

Friend:  You could live in the city?  I could never live in an apartment building surrounded by other people.

CK:  I've done that.  I don't mind it.

Friend:  Well, I'm so sensitive to other people's emotional energy that being surrounded by so many people is just too much for me to sort out and I get too anxious.



  He /She may be an "empathic".  I've never known about this condition/state until today...

 
  ~Feel emotions often and deeply

  ~Keenly aware of other people's feelings

  ~Easily hurt or upset by insults or unkind remarks

  ~Avoids conflicts and confrontations

  ~Cannot easily release sad or upset feelings

  ~Feel deeply for others' suffering and pain

  ~Prone to recurrent depression

  ~Keenly aware of and affected by beauty (art, music, nature)

  ~Feel overwhelm or depleted by too much stimuli (large crowds, loud noises, hectic environments)

  ~Was sensitive as a child

  ???

 

 
  ~Feel emotions often and deeply

  ~Keenly aware of other people's feelings

  ~Easily hurt or upset by insults or unkind remarks

    ~Prone to recurrent depression

    ~Was sensitive as a child





That describes part of me to a tee.

That describes me to a tee.


  Upon reading CeeKay's post, I found I could sympathize with her friend to a degree...

   He /She may be an "empathic".  I've never known about this condition/state until today...
 
   ~Feel emotions often and deeply
   ~Keenly aware of other people's feelings
   ~Easily hurt or upset by insults or unkind remarks
   ~Avoids conflicts and confrontations
   ~Cannot easily release sad or upset feelings
   ~Feel deeply for others' suffering and pain
   ~Prone to recurrent depression
   ~Keenly aware of and affected by beauty (art, music, nature)
   ~Feel overwhelm or depleted by too much stimuli (large crowds, loud noises, hectic environments)
   ~Was sensitive as a child


Actually, I'm very aware of this description as I tend to fit all of these and have been told I am empathic.  This person....you'll just have to trust me that even if she is empathic, it's not why she doesn't like apartments.

That describes part of me to a tee.


Me too. 

   Upon reading CeeKay's post, I found I could sympathize with her friend to a degree...


Okay.  It was a silly moment if you were there but I guess it didn't translate that way  :-\\

There are different kinds of hippies.  I'm not at all at this level. 
Me and a friend after leaving a poetry gathering in Denver last night:

CK:  I love the city.  I hate living in the suburbs.

Friend:  You could live in the city?  I could never live in an apartment building surrounded by other people.

CK:  I've done that.  I don't mind it.

Friend:  Well, I'm so sensitive to other people's emotional energy that being surrounded by so many people is just too much for me to sort out and I get too anxious.

CK:  ???

CK:  Maybe you just don't like apartment buildings.  Move to the mountains.

Friend:  I think I will!  :)

:D



i bet you money your weird friend read the john cheever story "the enormous radio" and doesn't remember.

http://www.csulb.edu/~csnider/cheever.radio.essay.html

Okay.  It was a silly moment if you were there but I guess it didn't translate that way  :-\\


   LOL!  Oh, I didn't mean to get all serious and Jung on you... ;D

   Your friend's response didn't seem, umm...entirely bizarre upon a second thought...

  Edited: typo...

   

Oh man...Con you know i can't STAND people like that...I'd have to walk way.
good advice from you, though.
good work.

Recent IM with my friend Marie about rude people at the mall:


NYYBombshell: So yeah..........it's weird.  Like, Twilight Zone weird.  Talk about panties up the crack.

********: Maybe they like their panties up the crack?

Oh man...Con you know i can't STAND people like that...I'd have to walk way.
good advice from you, though.
good work.


You're the one I thought of, Ka.  That's part of what made me laugh about it.  ;)

i bet you money your weird friend read the john cheever story "the enormous radio" and doesn't remember.

http://www.csulb.edu/~csnider/cheever.radio.essay.html


Well, sure!  That's the best explanation I've heard all day!  ;D

PERVERT! >:(



Wow, you know you're an uber perv when HOWARD calls you a perv. :o

Wow, you know you're an uber perv when HOWARD calls you a perv. :o


What I was thinking....

What I was thinking....
he called me a perv once. welcome to a proud and highly exclusive club my man.

davey! join us. joooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin us.

he called me a perv once. welcome to a proud and highly exclusive club my man.

davey! join us. joooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin us.


Yay!

Eh, Davey just has to threaten to touch him.

he called me a perv once. welcome to a proud and highly exclusive club my man.

davey! join us. joooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin us.
If Howard calls you a pervert, he means it as a term of endearment like "Paisan", "Hermano" 

  He /She may be an "empathic".  I've never known about this condition/state until today...

 
  ~Feel emotions often and deeply

  ~Keenly aware of other people's feelings

  ~Easily hurt or upset by insults or unkind remarks

  ~Avoids conflicts and confrontations

  ~Cannot easily release sad or upset feelings

  ~Feel deeply for others' suffering and pain

  ~Prone to recurrent depression

  ~Keenly aware of and affected by beauty (art, music, nature)

  ~Feel overwhelm or depleted by too much stimuli (large crowds, loud noises, hectic environments)

  ~Was sensitive as a child

  ???

 
wow. sucks for people with empathy, i guess.

whatever. like i care.

If Howard calls you a pervert, he means it as a term of endearment like "Paisan", "Hermano"   



Oh, good.

If Howard calls you a pervert, he means it as a term of endearment like "Paisan", "Hermano"   



You can call it that way. ;D

At my friend, Natalie's house:

Me: *Notices that Nat's mom has a large stick in her tea* Hey, uh, why is there a branch in your tea..?
Nat's Mom: Oh, that.. I don't know.
Me: .... 'Kay
Nat's Mom: Well, it's a SPECIAL stick! FILLED with flavor! Almond flavor!
Me: ...Whoa! Kinda like a magic stick then?!
Nat: HO! Accidental lil' Kim lyric!
Me: HO!
Nat's Mom: HO!
Me: Right, so anyway.. seriously?
Nat's Mom: =) Nope.
Me: So... Yeah, why is it there again..?
Nat's Mom: *Walks away*


Yeah, So.. Wtf?


Another, from later that night.


:::Me, Nat, and Rissa sitting in silence for about 6-7 minutes:::


Nat: *Breaks the silence* So, Beth, if you pretend to be a guy, I have some games we can play...
Me: I--..  :o
Nat: *Points to the board games "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" and "Battle Of The Sexes"..*
Me: Ooooh... Hm, well, I'm slightly less flattered now, but okay!


An honest mistake, right? RIGHT?! Guess you had to be there.  :-\\

Magic stick?  :D What exactly were you implying there?

Magic stick?  :D What exactly were you implying there?


Oh, a penis.

Oh, a penis.


I'm sure there are a hundred plausible reasons why a male appendage would be floating in a cup of tea....

I'm sure there are a hundred plausible reasons why a male appendage would be floating in a cup of tea....



...Yeah, Uh, wel--... 


..Why don't you just go back to your cemetery bicycle riding already!! >:-{!

...Yeah, Uh, wel--... 


..Why don't you just go back to your cemetery bicycle riding already!! >:-{!


No wonder Nat's mother walked away...you weirdo :D

No wonder Nat's mother walked away...you weirdo :D


I'M weird..?! She's the one who had the penis in her tea! :D

I'M weird..?! She's the one who had the penis in her tea! :D


Maybe you should try penis-tea one day. Aparently, it has some therapuetic properties...

Maybe you should try penis-tea one day. Aparently, it has some therapuetic properties...


I'd be more then happy to contribute to this if at all needed!! :D

Oh, a penis.
if MkD is implying the word "penis" rather than just saying it outright in huge letters, i think we're making a little progress.

I'M weird..?! She's the one who had the penis in her tea! :D


Did the sausage come with meatballs?

Did the sausage come with meatballs?



What? No Spaghetti?  ;D

Yesterday I went to B and Q (huge diy place).  When I got there I saw everyone standing outside and a fire engine parked at the entrance.  I wandered over to a couple of the staff who were directing the cars away from the building and asked if it was a real alarm and not just a practice.  turns out one of the alarms near the cafe had gone off.

Anyway whilst we're standing ther this guy parks up, gets out of his car and runs towards the shop.  So the assistant calls out "Excuse me sir.  you can't go into the store at the moment.  Didn't you notice the fire engine".  So he replies "Well, f*ck you"  :o  He then gets back in his car and drives off calling the two staff members I was talking to "wankers" and other things.  Like it was their fault the store was shut.  What a dick!

I stumbled across my ex-husband's on-line personal ad last night.  It closes with:

"True story:  My ex-mother-in-law called me charming...and that was *after* the break-up!"

(I'm going to have to talk to my mother about that!)

I stumbled across my ex-husband's on-line personal ad last night.  It closes with:

"True story:  My ex-mother-in-law called me charming...and that was *after* the break-up!"

(I'm going to have to talk to my mother about that!)



aw man, I think if I would stumble across my ex-husband's personal ad....I would probably lose my lunch!! ;D :D

Oh, a penis.



My magic stick can make you disappear

I stumbled across my ex-husband's on-line personal ad last night.  It closes with:

"True story:  My ex-mother-in-law called me charming...and that was *after* the break-up!"

(I'm going to have to talk to my mother about that!)


ahh, everyone wants the single guy who makes references to his ex mother in law.
what a great date that will be! (yawn)

I stumbled across my ex-husband's on-line personal ad last night.  It closes with:

"True story:  My ex-mother-in-law called me charming...and that was *after* the break-up!"

(I'm going to have to talk to my mother about that!)


Oh man, this guy has guts. (and a lot of consonants in his name)

You should call him.. 'Actually darling, she said you were a bit of a twat.'

Oh man, this guy has guts. (and a lot of consonants in his name)

You should call him.. 'Actually darling, she said you were a bit of a twat.'



She actually said that? :o

She actually said that? :o


I don't know Howard.. I suppose it's possible.

Oh man, this guy has guts. (and a lot of consonants in his name)

You should call him.. 'Actually darling, she said you were a bit of a twat.'


That's funny.  I'd never do it but....it's funny to imagine!  ;D

I don't know Howard.. I suppose it's possible.


Why would you call someone a twat? ;D

Why would you call someone a twat? ;D


Errrm.. I do it every day.

I can't really answer, I've never given it that much thought.

Errrm.. I do it every day.

I can't really answer, I've never given it that much thought.




My father calls my Mother a pussy. ;D

My father calls my Mother a pussy. ;D


I'm calling social services.

I'm calling social services.



They talk to each other in a comedic way. ;D

Tonight, at my friend's graduation party (THAT DENVER, YET AGAIN, DID NOT ATTEND):

Mike: *Sits down next to me* Hey.
Me: Hola, Huevo!
Mike: ...
Me: Heh, I just called you egg.
Mike: ...
Me: *Spins a spoon around*
Mike: I feel like I'm at the bar.. and you know when you're at the bar, you always have that insane person sit next to you, and ramble on and on. You have no clue what they're talking about, but you're so drunk, you laugh anyway.
Me: ...
Mike: Well, Beth, you're that insane person at the bar. :)
Me: ... http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/waaaa2.jpg

Tonight, at my friend's graduation party (THAT DENVER, YET AGAIN, DID NOT ATTEND):

Mike: *Sits down next to me* Hey.
Me: Hola, Huevo!
Mike: ...
Me: Heh, I just called you egg.
Mike: ...
Me: *Spins a spoon around*
Mike: I feel like I'm at the bar.. and you know when you're at the bar, you always have that insane person sit next to you, and ramble on and on. You have no clue what they're talking about, but you're so drunk, you laugh anyway.
Me: ...
Mike: Well, Beth, you're that insane person at the bar. :)
Me: ... http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/waaaa2.jpg



is this Mike Gould you are talking about? since when does little Mike go to bars? ???

is this Mike Gould you are talking about? since when does little Mike go to bars? ???


Pssht, I don't know. In Germany, he's legal to drink, and everything. I guess he started when he moved there. Figures.

Pssht, I don't know. In Germany, he's legal to drink, and everything. I guess he started when he moved there. Figures.



dude, isn't he like only 16? Maybe not...those kids get old so fast.

dude, isn't he like only 16? Maybe not...those kids get old so fast.


I think he just turned 16, yes. I'm not sure if he was talking from experience, or just.. talking to talk.

dude, isn't he like only 16? Maybe not...those kids get old so fast.


If you're in Germany, I think the limit is 14 :o.

Tonight, at my friend's graduation party (THAT DENVER, YET AGAIN, DID NOT ATTEND):

Dominic: *Sits down next to me* Hola.
Me: Hola, Huevo!
Dominic: LECHE!!! HOWZA YOU BE!?
Me: Heh, I just called you egg.
Dominic: ... I JUST CALLED YOU MILK!
Me: *Spins a spoon around*
Dominic: I feel like I'm at a graduation party.. and you know when you're at the party, you always have that insane person sit next to you, and ramble on and on. You have no clue what they're talking about, but you love it so much, you play along.
Me: ...
Dominic: Well, Beth, you're that insane person at the party. CONGRATS!
Me: ... =)

Tonight, at my friend's graduation party (THAT DENVER, YET AGAIN, DID NOT ATTEND):

Dominic: *Sits down next to me* Hola.
Me: Hola, Huevo!
Dominic: LECHE!!! HOWZA YOU BE!?
Me: Heh, I just called you egg.
Dominic: ... I JUST CALLED YOU MILK!
Me: *Spins a spoon around*
Dominic: I feel like I'm at a graduation party.. and you know when you're at the party, you always have that insane person sit next to you, and ramble on and on. You have no clue what they're talking about, but you love it so much, you play along.
Me: ...
Dominic: Well, Beth, you're that insane person at the party. CONGRATS!
Me: ... =)




Hahahaha! Oh man, that would have been awesome. I can so see it too. ;D

If you're in Germany, I think the limit is 14 :o.


That's why little Hans has such a cute, bound, beer belly! They raise 'em young in Duestchland, they do.

Me, in my office today.  You must know that I work on a staff of 6, and i'm the only one younger than 60.

KK:  You know the difference between me and Cinderella?  She only had 3 wicked step-sisters!

(i wanted to say ugly, but i didnt...good thing i get a few days off. i'm gonna blow my top!)

instant message that was sent to me earlier from friend/co-worker John

John: " BIO HAZARD WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!  NEWMAN ENTERED THE NORTH BATHROOM JUST AS I WAS ESCAPING  , JUST NOW".

Me: "call HAZMAT, better yet, Homeland security, because Newman is a walking WMD".

John: "FAR MORE DANGEROUS THAN ANYTHNG IN ISRAEL OR LEBANON".


**note, Newman isn't real name but this guy is an enlarged suspender wearing version of the newman character from Seinfeld sitcom and his restroom visits are reason for quarrantine so we warn one another  :o

**note, Newman isn't real name but this guy is an enlarged suspender wearing version of the newman character from Seinfeld sitcom and his restroom visits are reason for quarrantine so we warn one another  :o



ugh...there is a little old lady like that here...I mean her visits to the restroom are legendary.  and such a tiny person! ;D

ugh...there is a little old lady like that here...I mean her visits to the restroom are legendary.  and such a tiny person! ;D
;D  ;D  hopefully you can recognize her shoes and evacuate !!!!

;D  ;D  hopefully you can recognize her shoes and evacuate !!!!


he he he....her shuffle on the white tile is instantly recognized...

our friend, at a party last night...and he really meant it.

"I'M DISABLED!!!HOORAY!!!"

our friend, at a party last night...and he really meant it.

"I'M DISABLED!!!HOORAY!!!"
man. now he gets all the good parking.

man. now he gets all the good parking.

no kidding!!!
and retroactive checks and stuff...
it took years till they accepted him.

he's really just kinda mental with thinning hair.
....

To Robin last night:

"There's a party in my pants and I want you to come" ;D

In the car this mroning we were listening to the radio.  They were playing "I wish I was a Punk Rocker (With Flowers in my Hair) - Sandi Thom. 

My daughter:  "But no one who was born in 77 would still be alive now"

Me:  What?  :-\\  (thinking well I was!)

daughter:  77 was a long time ago

me: she's talking about 1977 not just year 77!

In the car this mroning we were listening to the radio.  They were playing "I wish I was a Punk Rocker (With Flowers in my Hair) - Sandi Thom. 

My daughter:  "But no one who was born in 77 would still be alive now"

Me:  What?  :-\\  (thinking well I was!)

daughter:  77 was a long time ago

me: she's talking about 1977 not just year 77!


HAHAHA!  ;D
I was born in '77 too.  Good thing I've taken care of myself in my old age!

our friend, at a party last night...and he really meant it.

"I'M DISABLED!!!HOORAY!!!"



What kind of disability does he have?

What kind of disability does he have?


Depression, sleep problems and severe sinus issues.

Depression, sleep problems and severe sinus issues.


Evidently I need to be calling more Government agencies than ever before..

To Robin last night:

"There's a party in my pants and I want you to come" ;D


 

  I remember the line as being "in your mouth"...

  Um...yeah...

  go ;)...

 

co-worker: (strong NY accent)

WHY is this taking sooooo forever!

 

   I remember the line as being "in your mouth"...

   Um...yeah...

   go ;)...

 



I always bring up that line to her but she laughs a lot ;D

Ok, I think this is the first Text message to be quoted...


'Hi mate, it's Danny, I am in Spain, got a last minute deal, when do you leave?'
"I fly out on Friday."
'Oh shi.t!'
"Not to worry, see you in a few years."


Heartless? Yes.  ;D

Depression, sleep problems and severe sinus issues.




I'm sorry to hear that

Vaughn: "I love David Hasselhoff with alllll my heart. He's my best friend in the whole sea.."


There were no signs of David anywhere near him. He must have been thinking about him, while he was sitting on the couch. I think it's because he watches The Spongebob movie every day of his life.


Can't say I disagree with him, though. David IS quite the studmuffin..!!1

Vaughn: "I love David Hasselhoff with alllll my heart. He's my best friend in the whole sea.."


There were no signs of David anywhere near him. He must have been thinking about him, while he was sitting on the couch. I think it's because he watches The Spongebob movie every day of his life.


Can't say I disagree with him, though. David IS quite the studmuffin..!!1



Hence, your best friend.

Hence, your best friend.





....in the whole SEA! ;) ;D

....in the whole SEA! ;) ;D



I found that very funny

Me: I haven't been online in nearly two days..!
Erin: I know.
Me: I wonder how Dominic's holding up?
Erin: Oh, probably in his own personal Hell right about now.

Me: I haven't been online in nearly two days..!
Erin: I know.
Me: I wonder how Dominic's holding up?
Erin: Oh, probably in his own personal Hell right about now.
  nice  ;D

To Robin last night:

"There's a party in my pants and I want you to come" ;D


I hope to all that is good and proper you were joking... ::) 8)

  The Quarry  "Child, You Have Outlived Your Time. You Represent Embarassment And Failure." says:
Dude, the other night at work, some girl told me if I ever work the same shift as her, she's going to cut my dick off and light it on fire.
Carpe Noctem  says:
DUDE
Carpe Noctem  says:
Have you had sex with her yet?
  The Quarry  "Child, You Have Outlived Your Time. You Represent Embarassment And Failure." says:
... No.
Carpe Noctem  says:
Damn. Do ittt

I hope to all that is good and proper you were joking... ::) 8)



Yes,I was joking but for her I wasn't. ;D

Yes,I was joking but for her I wasn't. ;D


What did she say? I bet you were secretly hoping she'd say 'yes' - and was totally serious about it.

What did she say? I bet you were secretly hoping she'd say 'yes' - and was totally serious about it.


She giggled.I bet she's never had parties in her pants before.I'm the party favor! ;)

"It's cold in here"
"but i think it's for a good reason"


overheard at a funeral parlour last night

at work...

"Strawberry Shortcake is the kiss of death."

On the phone with Robin:

"I can have my cake and eat you too". ;D

On the phone with Robin:

"I can have my cake and eat you too". ;D
cannibal!

cannibal!



sexual cannibal!  ;)

re Big Brother UK
Quote from Davina McCall:

"Dickie comes a' cropper when he gets himself stuck in a big crack"

TV infomercial :  "Is a clean colon the secret to health and vitality"?

Tim: Only fat people like They Might Be Giants

^ ;D

Tim: Only fat people like They Might Be Giants


Accurate.

Tim: Only fat people like They Might Be Giants



I told you I was fat!

And that's why Casey likes them...?

I told you I was fat!

And that's why Casey likes them...?



I didn't say it, Doms.

I didn't say it, Doms.


Heh... When he said it, you should've gone "*AHEHEHEHEM!*"

At work... talking to an attractive co-worker:

Fantastic Steve: Do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: Yeah.
Fantastic Steve: What's his name?
Girl: John ____ (Last name withheld for privacy here, I don't know him too well)
Fantastic Steve: Oh, him. I know him.
Girl: Yeah.
Fantastic Steve: You should break up with him.
Girl: Why?
Fantastic Steve: That way I can go out with him.
Me: ...
Girl: ...
Fantastic Steve: *dead serious face*
Girl: That really went in a different direction then I expected.
Me: Me too.
Fantastic Steve: *keeps looking, dead serious*
Girl: *slowly edges away*
Fantastic Steve: Oh yeah, she totally wants me.

so those who like they might be giants definitely are giants?

so those who like they might be giants definitely are giants?


Heh, I was gonna say that, until I realized you can be fat without being a giant.

Heh, I was gonna say that, until I realized you can be fat without being a giant.
we both just simultanously posted messages saying we were just about to say what the other person just said. :o

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,111.msg1019495.html#msg1019495

we both just simultanously posted messages saying we were just about to say what the other person just said. :o

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,111.msg1019495.html#msg1019495


Wowzers..


That's...

um...


We's riding wavelengths today!

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You look like Dean Ween, only hotter

Tim: Only fat people like They Might Be Giants



What do skinny people like?

What do skinny people like?


They Might be Giants.

They Might be Giants.



They do?

They do?


Yes.

so those who like they might be giants definitely are giants?



Might be 7 feet tall

NYYBombshell: So Marie......I hear you're heading up to Virginia to see about that internship.  Good luck.

******** : Yeah, thanks.  Except I'm not a virgin, so I don't know if Virginia is the right place for me.

NYYBombshell : You can always call the governor and see what he thinks.

Might be 7 feet tall
that's 49 in dog feet!

that's 49 in dog feet!



That's a big DOG. :o

My father and I went to the movie "Pulse" yesterday.. we were in the car, after about 2 minutes of silence:

Dad: That one girl was cute until them ghosts got her and she got all fudgeed up and sh-t.

You had to hear it, I guess. ;D

On the phone with my friend at around 3:00am:


Nat: *Goes on a 40-minute rant about how all she wants in life is for her cat to love her* PAGE, WHY?! I WANT LOVE! A GIRL NEEDS LOVE FROM HER PUSSY EVERY NOW AND THEN!

Page: WERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR




It was the strangest noise I've ever heard.

Nat: *Goes on a 40-minute rant about how all she wants in life is for her cat to love her* PAGE, WHY?! I WANT LOVE! A GIRL NEEDS LOVE FROM HER PUSSY EVERY NOW AND THEN!


If that doesn't sound suggestive, I don't know what in the Hell that sounds like.

i want love too! i think i've had the loneliest last couple weeks of my entire life. and that's saying something.

kim! why won't you call me?

i want love too! i think i've had the loneliest last couple weeks of my entire life. and that's saying something.

kim! why won't you call me?


I'm here for you, baby.

I just need your number!!

Also, CONGRATS ON  6,000 POSTS!