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Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/19/06 at 4:14 pm
At the dinner table tonight:
Mom: *Complaining about the neighbors* Then I said "Hi" to the littlest weirdo, and she just STARED at me like I had three heads! Ugh!
Dad: Oh Boy..
Mom: I know!
Dad: My Hemorrhoids are acting up tonight
Mom: ...
Me:... *Almost has food to mouth but comes to a screeching halt*
*Silence*
Me: Well, way to ruin a perfectly good family meal! *Gets up and leaves*
Dad: Ah, we were sick o' you, anyway!
..>:-{
Your dad has hemorroids!?
Suddenly, he's a lot less sexy. :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Trimac20 on 05/19/06 at 7:13 pm
At the dinner table tonight:
Mom: *Complaining about the neighbors* Then I said "Hi" to the littlest weirdo, and she just STARED at me like I had three heads! Ugh!
Dad: Oh Boy..
Mom: I know!
Dad: My Hemorrhoids are acting up tonight
Mom: ...
Me:... *Almost has food to mouth but comes to a screeching halt*
*Silence*
Me: Well, way to ruin a perfectly good family meal! *Gets up and leaves*
Dad: Ah, we were sick o' you, anyway!
..>:-{
I'd love to be a fly on the wall in your house! lol
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/19/06 at 8:42 pm
I'd love to be a fly on the wall in your house! lol
nah, it's not really usually that amusing!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/19/06 at 8:56 pm
DominEl: I know that David Bowie had a song in it... speaking of which, David Bowie just came on my computer!
Tia: ew, that's gonna be tough to get out. particularly between the keys.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/19/06 at 9:05 pm
DominEl: I know that David Bowie had a song in it... speaking of which, David Bowie just came on my computer!
Tia: ew, that's gonna be tough to get out. particularly between the keys.
:o took me this long to get it!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/19/06 at 9:07 pm
:o took me this long to get it!
I got it as soon as I saw it. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/19/06 at 9:10 pm
:o took me this long to get it!
Haaa! You're cute.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/19/06 at 9:12 pm
Well, NOW I chuckle at it.. I had no clue why she wanted to quote this at first... ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/19/06 at 9:19 pm
tia knows nothing of such filthy things!
kim richards is gonna sue my ass off, yo.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/19/06 at 9:21 pm
tia knows nothing of such filthy things!
kim richards is gonna sue my ass off, yo.
blah blah blah driven snow blah blah
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/19/06 at 9:31 pm
blah blah blah driven snow blah blah
hello? did we not talk about the "tia is never wrong" rule? throw me a friggin' BONE here, samantha...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/19/06 at 9:33 pm
hello? did we not talk about the "tia is never wrong" rule? throw me a friggin' BONE here, samantha...
OK...
and i bet you're right...Kim will sue your ass off.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/19/06 at 9:36 pm
OK...
and i bet you're right...Kim will sue your ass off.
if that's all i can get, i'm happy with a nice, hot, juicy lawsuit.
say......
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/19/06 at 9:45 pm
if that's all i can get, i'm happy with a nice, hot, juicy lawsuit.
say......
HEY!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/19/06 at 10:58 pm
DominEl: I know that David Bowie had a song in it... speaking of which, David Bowie just came on my computer!
Tia: ew, that's gonna be tough to get out. particularly between the keys.
Actually.. a straw does the trick.
... or so you told me :-X
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/19/06 at 11:09 pm
Actually.. a straw does the trick.
... or so you told me :-X
I would think that comment was directed to Tia.
my keys are clean...unlike some peoples.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/19/06 at 11:27 pm
I would think that comment was directed to Tia.
my keys are clean...unlike some peoples.
Driven snow.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/19/06 at 11:40 pm
You have failed to receive file "PORN!.wma" from --B e t h--..."Close Your Eyes When We Kiss. 'Cause I Am Prepared To Set Myself On Fire For This...".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/19/06 at 11:44 pm
You have failed to receive file "PORN!.wma" from --B e t h--..."Close Your Eyes When We Kiss. 'Cause I Am Prepared To Set Myself On Fire For This...".
B-but.. SNAP! I was tricking you! It wasn't really--... ah, nevermind!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/20/06 at 9:02 am
So you want Andrew to start looking at pr0nzes eh!?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/20/06 at 9:04 am
So you want Andrew to start looking at pr0nzes eh!?
Well, I better just go with it, then...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/20/06 at 7:09 pm
DominEl says:
Dominic's Gay!
I knew it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/21/06 at 1:46 pm
The other day Vaughn was asking me to look and see if he had anything up his nose.....
Vaughn: I think I have something up my nose
Me: No you don't Vaughn
Vaughn: Let me see if you have something in your nose
Me: (humoring him, and putting my head back)
Vaughn: No, there's nothing there except some hair....*pause*....what are you trying to do, grow a mustache?
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I couldn't contain my laughter with that one! ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/21/06 at 4:33 pm
The other day Vaughn was asking me to look and see if he had anything up his nose.....
Vaughn: I think I have something up my nose
Me: No you don't Vaughn
Vaughn: Let me see if you have something in your nose
Me: (humoring him, and putting my head back)
Vaughn: No, there's nothing there except some hair....*pause*....what are you trying to do, grow a mustache?
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I couldn't contain my laughter with that one! ;)
Some parents would beat their child for that!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/21/06 at 4:34 pm
The other day Vaughn was asking me to look and see if he had anything up his nose.....
Vaughn: I think I have something up my nose
Me: No you don't Vaughn
Vaughn: Let me see if you have something in your nose
You sure that wasn't Tia asking you that? :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/21/06 at 4:37 pm
You sure that wasn't Tia asking you that? :)
I was talking with some dude at a party yesterday and he had those great tufts of hair hanging out of his nose. I stared at them in revolted, horrified fascination. Eureka! I'm cured of my nose thing. it just took a little aversion therapy.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/21/06 at 4:38 pm
I was talking with some dude at a party yesterday and he had those great tufts of hair hanging out of his nose. I stared at them in revolted, horrified fascination. Eureka! I'm cured of my nose thing. it just took a little aversion therapy.
Ick. plain and simple.
ick.
glad yu're cured.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/21/06 at 4:45 pm
His fingernails were filthy, too. and his hair was greasy. And this one time food flew out of his mouth while he was talking. And get this: he was part of a working comedy troupe! I was like, you do NOT present this funky self in front of groups of people, do you?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/21/06 at 4:48 pm
His fingernails were filthy, too. and his hair was greasy. And this one time food flew out of his mouth while he was talking. And get this: he was part of a working comedy troupe! I was like, you do NOT present this funky self in front of groups of people, do you?
ewww.
what kind of crew have you been hanging out with?!
jeez!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/21/06 at 5:25 pm
ewww.
what kind of crew have you been hanging out with?!
jeez!
Old drummer with junk nugget, my previous band. some good folks there but others who skew in the dirty hippie direction.
Dave likes to say what's a hippie? A redneck with no job.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/21/06 at 5:36 pm
Old drummer with junk nugget, my previous band. some good folks there but others who skew in the dirty hippie direction.
Dave likes to say what's a hippie? A redneck with no job.
oh...so you're calling my sister a redneck?
(she'll kill me for that!)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/21/06 at 9:13 pm
Old drummer with junk nugget, my previous band. some good folks there but others who skew in the dirty hippie direction.
Dave likes to say what's a hippie? A redneck with no job.
Thanks for filling in for me champ. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/21/06 at 11:21 pm
Thanks for filling in for me champ. :)
ha! actually it was dave the host but i can hear you saying it too.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/22/06 at 1:32 am
ha! actually it was dave the host but i can hear you saying it too.
I'm shocked.
Another Dave that shares my particular views on the jobless wonders. There can't be more than 10,000 of us now.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/22/06 at 1:35 am
I'm shocked.
Another Dave that shares my particular views on the jobless wonders. There can't be more than 10,000 of us now.
per square mile, ya mean?
the whole drop in, drop out, tune off, wtf ever thing, is done for! for chrissakes drop all the acid you want, but SCRUB YER DAMN NAILS. THE MAN IS NOT OBLIGING YOU TO HAVE CLEAN NAILS, IT'S BASIC CIVILITY.
my other friend samantha is smart as a whip but all up off deep in hippiespace and i ran out of patience for it. you can't even get her out the damn living room!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 05/22/06 at 3:26 am
My son this morning (after checking the contents of the toilet)
"That's the world's biggest poo. It's not the longest one in the world though" :-\\
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/22/06 at 9:56 am
My son this morning (after checking the contents of the toilet)
"That's the world's biggest poo. It's not the longest one in the world though" :-\\
good to know someone's keeping up with the stats on that.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/22/06 at 10:08 am
My son this morning (after checking the contents of the toilet)
"That's the world's biggest poo. It's not the longest one in the world though" :-\\
He's got a long way to go yet.
8)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/22/06 at 10:11 am
My son this morning (after checking the contents of the toilet)
"That's the world's biggest poo. It's not the longest one in the world though" :-\\
good to know someone's keeping up with the stats on that.
With the stats kept in a log book?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CeeKay on 05/22/06 at 10:11 am
oh...so you're calling my sister a redneck?
(she'll kill me for that!)
Ooooh...them's fightin' words. ;)
(All the hippies I hang out have day jobs. At some point during any gathering, someone's bound to ask, "So what do you do in real life?")
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/22/06 at 10:32 am
Ooooh...them's fightin' words. ;)
(All the hippies I hang out have day jobs. At some point during any gathering, someone's bound to ask, "So what do you do in real life?")
Wait.. there are gatherings...
.. and me here with this jar of anthrax.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/22/06 at 10:43 am
Wait.. there are gatherings...
.. and me here with this jar of anthrax.
getting slightly back on topic:
great non-forum quotes.....about hippies.
Officer Barbrady: You can't just lock 63 people in your basement.
Cartman: They're not people, they're hippies!
Cartman: Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Cartman: Only three more hours, sea people. Only three more hours and you can take me away from this crappy goddamn planet full of hippies.
Cartman: Drugs are bad because if you do drugs you're a hippie and hippies suck.
Cartman: M'am, I'm here to check your house for parasites ... apparently, you have hippies.
Cartman: I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about "protectin' the earth" and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets - I hate 'em!
Stan: I don't want to shoot the bunny.
Uncle Jimbo: No nephew of mine is going to be a tree hugger.
Cartman: Yeah, hippie. Go back to Woodstock if you don't wnat to shoot anything.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/22/06 at 10:46 am
getting slightly back on topic:
great non-forum quotes.....about hippies.
Officer Barbrady: You can't just lock 63 people in your basement.
Cartman: They're not people, they're hippies!
Cartman: Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Cartman: Only three more hours, sea people. Only three more hours and you can take me away from this crappy goddamn planet full of hippies.
Cartman: Drugs are bad because if you do drugs you're a hippie and hippies suck.
Cartman: M'am, I'm here to check your house for parasites ... apparently, you have hippies.
Cartman: I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about "protectin' the earth" and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets - I hate 'em!
Stan: I don't want to shoot the bunny.
Uncle Jimbo: No nephew of mine is going to be a tree hugger.
Cartman: Yeah, hippie. Go back to Woodstock if you don't wnat to shoot anything.
It checks out.
All true.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/22/06 at 2:07 pm
getting slightly back on topic:
great non-forum quotes.....about hippies.
Officer Barbrady: You can't just lock 63 people in your basement.
Cartman: They're not people, they're hippies!
Cartman: Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Cartman: Only three more hours, sea people. Only three more hours and you can take me away from this crappy goddamn planet full of hippies.
Cartman: Drugs are bad because if you do drugs you're a hippie and hippies suck.
Cartman: M'am, I'm here to check your house for parasites ... apparently, you have hippies.
Cartman: I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about "protectin' the earth" and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets - I hate 'em!
Stan: I don't want to shoot the bunny.
Uncle Jimbo: No nephew of mine is going to be a tree hugger.
Cartman: Yeah, hippie. Go back to Woodstock if you don't wnat to shoot anything.
I saw that episode last Monday while I was excercising.. I loved it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/22/06 at 4:13 pm
.... Hippies WEREN'T bad (at first).
It just turned into a giant thing everybody did so they could have an excuse to get high and have kids while listening to Jimi Hendrix :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 05/22/06 at 4:17 pm
My son this morning (after checking the contents of the toilet)
"That's the world's biggest poo. It's not the longest one in the world though" :-\\
What's the world's record? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/23/06 at 8:53 am
Me, 1AM, Portions of an Instant Messenger conversation (edited for your entertainment- )
oh man
i am a drunik girl
and i dropped y phone in the toilet
you want tot talk to me no
w
heeee
you need ot hear\\\\
noe it..1:30!
i knw!
oit was in my pocket
and i dropped in the pee
1. when i type in IM its really smal
who isd ra]h thte cat
i'm seeing tow
screens'
now
and i cant tye[ppp
unless yopu weamt to talk about something really
imporatatst
i cant saty up
yo should send thids otto me so i can see
it omorrew
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CeeKay on 05/23/06 at 9:47 am
Me, 1AM, Portions of an Instant Messenger conversation (edited for your entertainment- )
oh man
i am a drunik girl
and i dropped y phone in the toilet
you want tot talk to me no
w
heeee
you need ot hear\\\\
noe it..1:30!
Nine hours later, you are very capable of typing. That's not a bad recovery! ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/23/06 at 9:50 am
Nine hours later, you are very capable of typing. That's not a bad recovery! ;)
I actually type better. I had to get all the bad typing out of me- it was like detox.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/23/06 at 9:51 am
Nine hours later, you are very capable of typing. That's not a bad recovery! ;)
That's what I was thinking. I definitely like to put a few back and prattle about HuG till everybody wants to throttle me, but if I drink so much I'm just slappin' my limp fingers against the keys like that, I'm not making it to work the next day.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/23/06 at 1:40 pm
That's what I was thinking. I definitely like to put a few back and prattle about HuG till everybody wants to throttle me, but if I drink so much I'm just slappin' my limp fingers against the keys like that, I'm not making it to work the next day.
I'm durable.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/23/06 at 1:53 pm
Me, 1AM, Portions of an Instant Messenger conversation (edited for your entertainment- )
oh man
i am a drunik girl
and i dropped y phone in the toilet
you want tot talk to me no
w
heeee
you need ot hear\\\\
noe it..1:30!
i knw!
oit was in my pocket
and i dropped in the pee
1. when i type in IM its really smal
who isd ra]h thte cat
i'm seeing tow
screens'
now
and i cant tye[ppp
unless yopu weamt to talk about something really
imporatatst
i cant saty up
yo should send thids otto me so i can see
it omorrew
I can't believe you left out our discussion on Ralph the cat.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/23/06 at 1:57 pm
I'm durable.
you're resiliant ;)
at work just now,
Liz: "hey Mike, I'm going for a walk, is it nice outside"?
me with sudden feeling of irritability and annoyance and wishing to make my co-worker feel stupid for asking: "uh, I don't know, I've been sitting here at my desk like you for 2 hours, but when I came in 2 hours ago it was ok", um, I guess it''s nice out, look outside thru the window".
Liz realizing it was stupid to ask me: "ok, I'm going for a walk.
and who said I was a nice guy. Gosh!!! I got low tolerance for dumb questions
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/23/06 at 2:05 pm
I can't believe you left out our discussion on Ralph the cat.
I had it in there, but it was taking up tons of space! It is really funny.
I think i need a Karen Types Drunk thread.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/23/06 at 2:15 pm
Here is the Ralph the cat conversation: KK and Davey
I'm afraid It's hard for me to ooze down to you're level.. darling
from my sister: Hey Ka -- did you just get home from the gig at Julia Music?
i said..i got drunk at ralphs house
hehehe
i'm sorry
ralph..
i will be no fun
HAHAHAHAHA!
RALPH
yes
he's a ral]h thte cat
lo;
well, that's an interesting question
Regarding ra]]h
can you answer it
I believe it was Trappatoni who said "a ra]]h is to one's mind as a thte is to one's body"
No, I can't answer it, I have no idea whatsoever what you were attempting to communicate
what? you said ralph the cat...who is that?
a cat, named ralph
1:45 AM
trust me on this one
fine
i trust you
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/23/06 at 2:15 pm
I had it in there, but it was taking up tons of space! It is really funny.
I think i need a Karen Types Drunk thread.
drunk-chicks rock 8)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/23/06 at 2:16 pm
Here is the Ralph the cat conversation: KK and Davey
I'm afraid It's hard for me to ooze down to you're level.. darling
from my sister: Hey Ka -- did you just get home from the gig at Julia Music?
i said..i got drunk at ralphs house
hehehe
i'm sorry
ralph..
i will be no fun
HAHAHAHAHA!
RALPH
yes
he's a ral]h thte cat
lo;
well, that's an interesting question
Regarding ra]]h
can you answer it
I believe it was Trappatoni who said "a ra]]h is to one's mind as a thte is to one's body"
No, I can't answer it, I have no idea whatsoever what you were attempting to communicate
what? you said ralph the cat...who is that?
a cat, named ralph
1:45 AM
trust me on this one
fine
i trust you
You're still no closer to knowing are you.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/23/06 at 2:24 pm
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=22788107
well that didn't take long. there's also an urbandictionary.com entry for Ralph the cat but my work filter won't let me go there. As for ra]f, results are inconclusive.
Looks like I made a mistake sacking out at 11 pm yesterday watching "amazon women of the prehistoric planet." But I was up til 3 am the night before so...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/23/06 at 2:29 pm
drunk-chicks rock 8)
Thanx. It don't happen often but when it do?!!!!! watchout!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/23/06 at 2:31 pm
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=22788107
well that didn't take long. there's also an urbandictionary.com entry for Ralph the cat but my work filter won't let me go there. As for ra]f, results are inconclusive.
I couldn't type Ps or Ls...and i really couldn't see well..I need a drunk blog.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/23/06 at 2:32 pm
It don't happen often ???
course i'm sauced every other night so it's not like i can talk.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/23/06 at 2:44 pm
???
course i'm sauced every other night so it's not like i can talk.
next time i'll call you and we'll have lots of good, non-forum quotes
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/23/06 at 2:45 pm
???
course i'm sauced every other night so it's not like i can talk.
Practise.
You need to do some endurance training for the marathon at the end of June.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/24/06 at 10:00 am
"we actually do ass-crack waxing where i work with my mother. i would be willing to do it, bc i never have enuff $$, but they said it's a delicate area and if i 'burn' or 'tear skin' there, i could get sued.."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/24/06 at 10:03 am
"we actually do ass-crack waxing where i work with my mother. i would be willing to do it, bc i never have enuff $$, but they said it's a delicate area and if i 'burn' or 'tear skin' there, i could get sued.."
Someone said that?? :D
Lets start an arse-crack waxing post in the Fetish Thread (my fave thread at the mo..)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/24/06 at 10:07 am
Someone said that?? :D
I want that job.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/24/06 at 10:08 am
Someone said that?? :D
Lets start an arse-crack waxing post in the Fetish Thread (my fave thread at the mo..)
yeah, i dig the fetish thread too, although at the moment there's too much attention on catgirls, which is detracting from the sneezophilia.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/24/06 at 11:44 am
Thanx. It don't happen often but when it do?!!!!! watchout!
is it really so wrong to take advantage of drunk chix ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/24/06 at 12:02 pm
is it really so wrong to take advantage of drunk chix ::)
You just need the approval stamp.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/24/06 at 12:25 pm
last night as I was changing Vaughn into his PJs (which were a bit snug)
Me: Let me help you with your PJ's....show grandma your new Spiderman pajamas
Mom: oh, those are nice Vaughn
Me: (after putting them on him)...wow, they are a big snug
Me: (teasing Vaughn)...look at that big butt!! ;D
Mom: (laughing)
Vaughn: Look at my ghetto booty!!! ;D ;D ;D (as he shakes his butt)
Me: (starts singing lyrics to Sir Mix Alot...I like big butts...etc..)
hahaha..I guess you had to be there! ;D :D ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/24/06 at 12:26 pm
You just need the approval stamp.
like a drunk chick is gonna disapprove ;D ;D please 8)
last night as I was changing Vaughn into his PJs (which were a bit snug)
Me: Let me help you with your PJ's....show grandma your new Spiderman pajamas
Mom: oh, those are nice Vaughn
Me: (after putting them on him)...wow, they are a big snug
Me: (teasing Vaughn)...look at that big butt!! ;D
Mom: (laughing)
Vaughn: Look at my ghetto booty!!! ;D ;D ;D (as he shakes his butt)
Me: (starts singing lyrics to Sir Mix Alot...I like big butts...etc..)
hahaha..I guess you had to be there! ;D :D ;)
that must have been hella funny Erin, and so cute he is. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/24/06 at 12:28 pm
like a drunk chick is gonna disapprove ;D ;D please 8)
that must have been hella funny Erin, and so cute he is. ;D
it was flippin' hilarious!! What he doesn't come out with sometimes!! :D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/24/06 at 12:35 pm
it was flippin' hilarious!! What he doesn't come out with sometimes!! :D ;D
It is etched in your mind forever, too bad you didn't have a camcorder going for that one. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/24/06 at 12:44 pm
You just need the approval stamp.
Where should the approval stamp be placed? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/24/06 at 1:10 pm
Where should the approval stamp be placed? ;D
The approval stamp will be on the placed right on one of the guys' hip bones.
"hi- you're drunk...wanna make out?"
"no, silly...you have to have the stamp!h eehee hee"
"But I do, see?" (this is a great opportunity to show off some skin and get half unzipped!)
"ohhhhh ..ok. let's not sit on the couch cuz every time i sit on it , it spins! heeeehehe"
http://www.nfib.com/docs/IO/21511/AM05buyingguide.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/24/06 at 1:57 pm
We had the first day of our Chem final, which requires total silence on everyone's part until the very, very end of the period.
Holtry: Alright.. you may talk.
Some Girl: PENIS!
Seriously, as soon as we got permission. We all laughed.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/24/06 at 2:18 pm
I just talked to SmarterChild for the first time in over 3 years..
AvanteGardeBlue: Ahoy, son.
SmarterChild: Hi avantegardeblue, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.
During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here.
I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)
AvanteGardeBlue: Yes.
SmarterChild: Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit.
What's your first name? (If you want me to call you avantegardeblue, type none.)
AvanteGardeBlue: Gary
SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Gary now.
Do you go to school?
AvanteGardeBlue: Yes
SmarterChild: Are you in high school?
AvanteGardeBlue: Yes
SmarterChild: Cool. What's your favorite class?
AvanteGardeBlue: Metaphysics
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What's your favorite hobby?
AvanteGardeBlue: Sex
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Please try again or type skip or exit.
AvanteGardeBlue: Grave-digging.
SmarterChild: Grave digging? Cool.
What's your next favorite hobby?
AvanteGardeBlue: Bustin' on whitey.
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Do you have a pet?
AvanteGardeBlue: Yes
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
AvanteGardeBlue: Dog.
SmarterChild: Is your dog a he or a she?
AvanteGardeBlue: He
SmarterChild: What's his name?
AvanteGardeBlue: Buckingham.
SmarterChild: Buckingham the dog! Great...
That's it! Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
AvanteGardeBlue: 2
SmarterChild: Cool.
This is my home, Gary:
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4 Use tools like conversions, Web search and notepad
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You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
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What can I do for you?
AvanteGardeBlue: Chat.
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What would you like to chat about?
AvanteGardeBlue: Momus.
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SmarterChild: Encyclopedia search for "beck":
1 Beck, J
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 05/24/06 at 4:53 pm
Where should the approval stamp be placed? ;D
On his BUTT. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/24/06 at 6:50 pm
On his BUTT. ;D
right on, Howard!
a good butt is a good thing!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 05/25/06 at 3:38 pm
right on, Howard!
a good butt is a good thing!
A hairy butt is not
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/25/06 at 3:51 pm
A hairy butt is not
right
unless its Chewbacca
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 05/25/06 at 4:03 pm
right
unless its Chewbacca
I have a Chewbacca Butt :P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/25/06 at 11:39 pm
--B e t h--.."As I Flew Away, I Looked Back Just To See The Ground, Hopeless In My Vision. I Never Had The Chance To Say Goodbye" says:
You gonna miss her at all?
TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
..
TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
hehehe
--B e t h--.."As I Flew Away, I Looked Back Just To See The Ground, Hopeless In My Vision. I Never Had The Chance To Say Goodbye" says:
:D
TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
about as much as I'd miss having a Lego man soldered to the inside of my asshole
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/26/06 at 12:26 am
--B e t h--.."As I Flew Away, I Looked Back Just To See The Ground, Hopeless In My Vision. I Never Had The Chance To Say Goodbye" says:
You gonna miss her at all?
TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
..
TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
hehehe
--B e t h--.."As I Flew Away, I Looked Back Just To See The Ground, Hopeless In My Vision. I Never Had The Chance To Say Goodbye" says:
:D
TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
about as much as I'd miss having a Lego man soldered to the inside of my Ashcroft
Haha. Ashcroft.
Shoot, first "ashcroft" then about 10 minutes later you idiotically_tried_to_break_the_rules_by_using_profanity..!!!111oneoneone
What's next, I ask?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/26/06 at 12:08 pm
The approval stamp will be on the placed right on one of the guys' hip bones.
http://www.nfib.com/docs/IO/21511/AM05buyingguide.jpg
Nice one
On his BUTT. ;D
;D ;D
Well mine is 'An Ode to Wendy'
For the last few weeks I've been writing some verses about an offensive, vitriolic school gossip (aka Wendy The Wicked Witch of West Sussex) who has spread vicious rumours about several people here at work, and it's my very last day and I'm sending a copy to those who I know can't stand stand her either, so when they return after half term they can have a laugh at the sods expense.
Sent anon of course but they'll know it's me who's compiled it. ;D ;D
I might post it here sometime
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 05/26/06 at 3:00 pm
http://www.nfib.com/docs/IO/21511/AM05buyingguide.jpg
Nice one
;D ;D
Well mine is 'An Ode to Wendy'
For the last few weeks I've been writing some verses about an offensive, vitriolic school gossip (aka Wendy The Wicked Witch of West Sussex) who has spread vicious rumours about several people here at work, and it's my very last day and I'm sending a copy to those who I know can't stand stand her either, so when they return after half term they can have a laugh at the sods expense.
Sent anon of course but they'll know it's me who's compiled it. ;D ;D
I might post it here sometime
You wouldn't want to see mine. :P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/27/06 at 10:34 pm
....
- First on your list - says:
So.. today we celebrated my grandma's birthday by going out to a restaurant....
They both peed themselves
- First on your list - says:
We immediately got the car washed!
- First on your list - says:
It turns out, she took like.. 20 minutes because she couldn't put on her pants, and my sister found her without anything on under her torso... and she had to put her pants on her
- First on your list - says:
NO UNDIES EITHER!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/27/06 at 10:36 pm
....
- First on your list - says:
So.. today we celebrated my grandma's birthday by going out to a restaurant....
They both peed themselves
- First on your list - says:
We immediately got the car washed!
- First on your list - says:
It turns out, she took like.. 20 minutes because she couldn't put on her pants, and my sister found her without anything on under her torso... and she had to put her pants on her
- First on your list - says:
NO UNDIES EITHER!
See.. once they start pissing themselves.. old people just need to be made in to mulch.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/28/06 at 1:19 pm
Meh says:
Him: "Sorry, i've dropped my book, would you mind picking it up for me, as I have a bad back?"
Hot Girl: "Sure... why are you shoving your pencil case down my top?!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 05/28/06 at 5:15 pm
Meh says:
Him: "Sorry, i've dropped my book, would you mind picking it up for me, as I have a bad back?"
Hot Girl: "Sure... why are you shoving your pencil case down my top?!"
;D
I believe we were discussing your friend's secret camera equipment he uses on hot girls... lucky bastard
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/28/06 at 6:39 pm
Mike on a pretty lady:
Meh says:
not jaw-droppingly 'bone-me-now-erific, but pretty
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 05/28/06 at 6:51 pm
Mike on a pretty lady:
Meh says:
not jaw-droppingly 'bone-me-now-erific, but pretty
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/28/06 at 7:08 pm
;D That's awesome.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/28/06 at 8:48 pm
Meh says:
>:( harsh
Meh says:
harsh? that sounds like...
Meh says:
MARSH :\'(
:\'(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/28/06 at 8:52 pm
Meh says:
you do it to me often...
Meh says:
...but yeah, it feels good
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 05/28/06 at 8:53 pm
Meh says:
you do it to me often...
Meh says:
...but yeah, it feels good
OBJECTION!
Your honour, this quote was being used entirely out of context!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/28/06 at 8:56 pm
OBJECTION!
Your honour, this quote was being used entirely out of context!
Sure it was, homo.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/28/06 at 8:59 pm
Zero Bars Smith "My Demons, Come To Me. This Is Dominion Day!" says:
Yo.
Heavens Gates Won't Open Up For Me. With These Broken Wings Im falling says:
whats up
Zero Bars Smith "My Demons, Come To Me. This Is Dominion Day!" says:
Not much. You?
Heavens Gates Won't Open Up For Me. With These Broken Wings Im falling says:
n2m just looking at some porn and whacking the oak tree
Zero Bars Smith "My Demons, Come To Me. This Is Dominion Day!" says:
:o
Give Me A Reason To Believe says:
if you know what i mean
Zero Bars Smith "My Demons, Come To Me. This Is Dominion Day!" says:
Oak Tree? Mine's a redwood, bitch.
Zero Bars Smith "My Demons, Come To Me. This Is Dominion Day!" says:
400 Hundred Feet.
He gets on and just announces that he's.. whacking the oak tree.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/28/06 at 9:55 pm
- First on your list - says:
YOUR MOM IS HOT
--B e t h--...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
.......................................................
- First on your list - says:
.. yeah, now you're paying attention
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/28/06 at 9:57 pm
AvanteGardeBlue: PENIS!
SmarterChild: C'mon, let's talk about something else.
AvanteGardeBlue: VAGINA!
SmarterChild: I don't feel like talking about that.
AvanteGardeBlue: TESTICLES!
SmarterChild: Uh, let's talk about something else.
AvanteGardeBlue: CLITORIS!
SmarterChild: C'mon, let's talk about something else.
AvanteGardeBlue: SEX!
SmarterChild: Wow. I know humans are obsessed with sex, but you're too much.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 05/29/06 at 6:49 am
AvanteGardeBlue: PENIS!
SmarterChild: C'mon, let's talk about something else.
AvanteGardeBlue: VAGINA!
SmarterChild: I don't feel like talking about that.
AvanteGardeBlue: TESTICLES!
SmarterChild: Uh, let's talk about something else.
AvanteGardeBlue: CLITORIS!
SmarterChild: C'mon, let's talk about something else.
AvanteGardeBlue: SEX!
SmarterChild: Wow. I know humans are obsessed with sex, but you're too much.
Every quote has to be about sex?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/29/06 at 7:40 am
At yesterday's BBQ:
Bob: my aunt had a grape tree. that also grew apples.
me: was she a geneticist?
Bob: no
Nan: Did she have wings?
Bob: no
me: was it an apple tree with a grape vine growing on it?
Bob: yes
Nan: your story sucks.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Trimac20 on 05/29/06 at 7:46 am
At yesterday's BBQ:
Bob: my aunt had a grape tree. that also grew apples.
me: was she a geneticist?
Bob: no
Nan: Did she have wings?
Bob: no
me: was it an apple tree with a grape vine growing on it?
Bob: yes
Nan: your story sucks.
Ah, the wisdom of the old!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/29/06 at 9:59 am
Every quote has to be about sex?
Nope, I was just messing with SmarterChild.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/30/06 at 9:22 am
IM with my friend
My Friend: so I saw pete and he told me a great story
My Friend: seems that on friday - Daryll stepped outside the bar for a smoke
Me: yeah...
My Friend: he saw a dude gettng jumped by two other dudes so he jumped in to help out
Me: oh no
My Friend: turns out the dude was a drug dealer being arrested by two undercover detectives
My Friend: daryll gets arrested for disorderly conduct
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Trimac20 on 05/30/06 at 9:25 am
I wish I'd had an interesting/funny conversation in the past few days...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/30/06 at 9:26 am
I wish I'd had an interesting/funny conversation in the past few days...
I was trying to think of something funny to say so you and I could have an interesting conversation, but I couldn't think of anything.
It's the thought (and karma for you) that counts.
sorry, pal.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Trimac20 on 05/30/06 at 9:27 am
I was trying to think of something funny to say so you and I could have an interesting conversation, but I couldn't think of anything.
It's the thought (and karma for you) that counts.
sorry, pal.
Let's talk about Celebrities ;) It seems everyone can make jokes about celebrities...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/30/06 at 10:39 am
So, we're playing that game where you to name a band starting with a letter of the alphabet, if you don't, you knock back a shot.
Me - "Hmm.. F.. errrrrm, Faith no more."
Michelle - "G.. I don't know.. G, what the hell can I.."
Steve - (wanting to say Great White) "What was Jaws?"
Michelle - "A whale."
Me - "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA A whale!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/30/06 at 1:36 pm
So, we're playing that game where you to name a band starting with a letter of the alphabet, if you don't, you knock back a shot.
Me - "Hmm.. F.. errrrrm, Faith no more."
Michelle - "G.. I don't know.. G, what the hell can I.."
Steve - (wanting to say Great White) "What was Jaws?"
Michelle - "A whale."
Me - "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA A whale!"
Wonderful.
Giver her two shots.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/30/06 at 1:50 pm
Ugh...yes, she's back.
Co-worker: What kind of a name is this Angelina took for the baby? Shala...Shalia...I can't even say it. Isnt' that a black name? And why would you go to Nam,..Namriba, dont you want to be safe? Isnt Africa all backward? That's not safe. What's wrong with those two?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/30/06 at 2:01 pm
didn't she apply for the position of US ambassador to Namibia? Strange she hasn't heard back.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/30/06 at 2:43 pm
didn't she apply for the position of US ambassador to Namibia? Strange she hasn't heard back.
she's just the worst.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/30/06 at 2:50 pm
Ugh...yes, she's back.
Co-worker: What kind of a name is this Angelina took for the baby? Shala...Shalia...I can't even say it. Isnt' that a black name? And why would you go to Nam,..Namriba, dont you want to be safe? Isnt Africa all backward? That's not safe. What's wrong with those two?
Ya know..
I'm almost tempted not to kill her.. just because she provides me with so much second hand amusement.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 05/30/06 at 4:50 pm
Nope, I was just messing with SmarterChild.
Who's Smarter Child? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/30/06 at 7:10 pm
Who's Smarter Child? ???
An Automated AIM Chatbot... it's a program designed to talk with you. It gives you movie showtimes in your area, weather, occasional light conversation (though truth be told, it's kinda mean), information, etc.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 06/01/06 at 10:28 pm
NOTHIN' IVORY B!tch!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Umbrella Weather on 06/01/06 at 10:52 pm
" I love you, but I hate you."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/02/06 at 3:10 pm
Justin's Mom: So, how's Lauren?
Me: We broke up.
Justin's Mom: *stifling laughter* That's--pffttttt---tha--pfft-that's terri-pffthahahable.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/02/06 at 3:11 pm
Justin's Mom: So, how's Lauren?
Me: We broke up.
Justin's Mom: *stifling laughter* That's--pffttttt---tha--pfft-that's terri-pffthahahable.
LOL. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 06/02/06 at 3:25 pm
Justin's Mom: So, how's Lauren?
Me: We broke up.
Justin's Mom: *stifling laughter* That's--pffttttt---tha--pfft-that's terri-pffthahahable.
God, that woman's great.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/02/06 at 6:54 pm
God, that woman's great.
Ya, I totally miss her. ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/02/06 at 7:37 pm
I tried to get out of a test today... It was on Buddhism, so I demonstrated that I learned something.
Me: Ms. Musser, last night I reached Nirvana. I chose to come back to teach others how to arrive at Nirvana. I have found the secret of existence.. the cause of all suffering is, in fact, you assigning this test.
Ms. Musser: Good news, children! You're all going to Hell!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/02/06 at 9:31 pm
Meh says:
i heard a rumour once that if you wrote '666' on the bathroom mirror, my cat would appear and bite your nose off
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 06/03/06 at 12:29 am
Meh says:
i heard a rumour once that if you wrote '666' on the bathroom mirror, my cat would appear and bite your nose off
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 06/03/06 at 4:11 am
Meh says:
i heard a rumour once that if you wrote '666' on the bathroom mirror, my cat would appear and bite your nose off
Seriously, my cat was pure evil, I wouldn't have been surprised :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/03/06 at 4:18 am
Seriously, my cat was pure evil, I wouldn't have been surprised :D
Can cats count up to 666?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 06/03/06 at 4:19 am
Can cats count up to 666?
Mine probably could, hence the six hundred and sixty six scratches I recieved during the 10 or so years it was alive
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/04/06 at 6:47 pm
Meh says:
currently home working to Section 7 (something something something) by the Polyphonic Spree
Meh says:
wow, they updated the monotonic spree?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 06/04/06 at 6:57 pm
Tom: If I had a dime for every time your mother yelled at me I'd be dead.
???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CeeKay on 06/05/06 at 12:14 am
Tom: If I had a dime for every time your mother yelled at me I'd be dead.
???
;D ;D ;D (you have to know Tom to really understand)
p.s. She does yell at him way too much :-X
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 06/05/06 at 10:31 am
;D ;D ;D (you have to know Tom to really understand)
p.s. She does yell at him way too much :-X
wasn't that funny! he never gets his cliche's right.
KK
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/05/06 at 5:01 pm
"I'm Armando and You're Not"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 06/06/06 at 5:15 pm
"let's make a robot that plays itself."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/06/06 at 5:16 pm
"let's make a robot that plays itself."
....
EH!?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/06/06 at 5:18 pm
"let's make a robot that plays itself."
Are you sure it doesn't play with itself? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 06/06/06 at 5:19 pm
Are you sure it doesn't play with itself? ;D
yup, because we haven't made it yet.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/07/06 at 1:41 pm
At work we were discussing like the thread "Home is" and I reply with Home is where the ice cream is".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/07/06 at 4:13 pm
Today Vaughn and I were standing in line at a store, and the clerk was ringing us up...Vaughn was rubbing his eyes...
Vaughn (rubbing his eyes): Can you itch my eyeball for me?
Me: (laughing) No, I don't think that would be a good thing to do.
Vaughn: But it's very very itchy
Sales Clerk: What did he say?
Me: He said that he wanted me to "itch his eyeball"
Sales Clerk: (laughing) That's a first for me to hear. :D :D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/07/06 at 4:14 pm
Today Vaughn and I were standing in line at a store, and the clerk was ringing us up...Vaughn was rubbing his eyes...
Vaughn (rubbing his eyes): Can you itch my eyeball for me?
Me: (laughing) No, I don't think that would be a good thing to do.
Vaughn: But it's very very itchy
Sales Clerk: What did he say?
Me: He said that he wanted me to "itch his eyeball"
Sales Clerk: (laughing) That's a first for me to hear. :D :D ;D
Vaughn must've been tired
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/07/06 at 4:21 pm
Vaughn must've been tired
ya, he probably was...we had been out shopping for a few hours.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/07/06 at 4:26 pm
Today Vaughn and I were standing in line at a store, and the clerk was ringing us up...Vaughn was rubbing his eyes...
Vaughn (rubbing his eyes): Can you itch my eyeball for me?
Me: (laughing) No, I don't think that would be a good thing to do.
Vaughn: But it's very very itchy
Sales Clerk: What did he say?
Me: He said that he wanted me to "itch his eyeball"
Sales Clerk: (laughing) That's a first for me to hear. :D :D ;D
I feel his pain... I've got allergies, and I'm very itchy too :(
Nobody will scratch my eyeballs either.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/07/06 at 4:29 pm
ya, he probably was...we had been out shopping for a few hours.
Did he sleep in your arms?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/07/06 at 4:30 pm
I feel his pain... I've got allergies, and I'm very itchy too :(
Nobody will scratch my eyeballs either.
eyeballs are slimy! LOL! :D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/07/06 at 4:33 pm
eyeballs are slimy! LOL! :D ;D
Er... Well I meant, eyelids!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/07/06 at 5:01 pm
Today, my last gym class, we set up a badmitton game.. the one team sucked so much people kept joining until it was Me, Pross, and Brandon against 11 people.. and we were still winning 14-3. ;D Bill called us over and said:
Bill: Guys, I just wanna tell you, the school will get up in my ass if I have more then 3 people on a side. Also, I'd like to go on record and say this is the worst, most one-sided game of badmitton ever. Joe, you suck. Okay, that's it, go play.
I loved the honesty.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: JohnDenver on 06/07/06 at 5:18 pm
Meatwad: Well, wherever he is...
Master Shake: He's in Hell!
Meatwad: Well, wherever THAT is...
Master Shake: It's a fiery pit of unpleasantness in the center of the Earth...
Meatwad: OK! Well wherever THAT is, and do not say anything...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 06/07/06 at 5:23 pm
Meatwad: Well, wherever he is...
Master Shake: He's in Hell!
Meatwad: Well, wherever THAT is...
Master Shake: It's a fiery pit of unpleasantness in the center of the Earth...
Meatwad: OK! Well wherever THAT is, and do not say anything...
I love them!
My quote of the day:
Announcement over loudspeakers at our work building:
Attention-all unessential employees must leave the building (giggling "joe cut it out") the power will be cut as the electric (giggle) company will be installing at new telephone pole across ("quit it!") the street at 4:30 ("I'm gonna kill you")
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/07/06 at 5:34 pm
Meatwad: Well, wherever he is...
Master Shake: He's in Hell!
Meatwad: Well, wherever THAT is...
Master Shake: It's a fiery pit of unpleasantness in the center of the Earth...
Meatwad: OK! Well wherever THAT is, and do not say anything...
Who's Mc PeePants?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 06/07/06 at 6:11 pm
Who's Mc PeePants?
Stanley Starr.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/07/06 at 7:47 pm
Stanley Starr.
hahaha...you simply...crack me up! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Darkbreed on 06/07/06 at 8:06 pm
Thats what she said.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/07/06 at 8:07 pm
Did he sleep in your arms?
no, he took a nap before we went shopping.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/07/06 at 10:30 pm
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
Oh my god... Have sex with me. Now.
The reasons for why this is being said have been omitted.. it was undoubtedly my fantastic powers.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 06/07/06 at 10:33 pm
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
Oh my god... Have sex with me. Now.
The reasons for why this is being said have been omitted.. it was undoubtedly my fantastic powers.
Hey, Wtf? NO! You have to at least give the reason, YOU NARCISSITIC WHORE!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/07/06 at 11:35 pm
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
I thought I heard fireworks
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
It was my mom getting out of bed..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/08/06 at 3:28 pm
no, he took a nap before we went shopping.
Did you fall asleep too? ;D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/08/06 at 5:33 pm
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
I feel bad for guys.
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
They can't wear dresses.
- First on your list - says:
I know, we can't wear anything!
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
You know how AWESOME wearing a dress is?!?!
- First on your list - says:
YES
- First on your list - says:
...no
- First on your list - says:
how is it awesome?
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
I don't know, it's...
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
Airy?
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
That sounded bad.
- First on your list - says:
Yes
- First on your list - says:
Spacey?
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
Yeah!
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
And cool!
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
You should try it sometime.
- First on your list - says:
Ok, I will
- First on your list - says:
when I get a wife
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
wow, really!?
- First on your list - says:
I need to find someone with a dress
- First on your list - says:
My mom might have some
- First on your list - says:
lemme go check
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
Dude, yes!
- First on your list - says:
actually... not now
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
Go check
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
yes!
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
now!
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
and put one on!
:o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 06/08/06 at 6:39 pm
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
I feel bad for guys.
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
They can't wear dresses.
WHO SAYS!?
actually that whole dialog should go straight into the inthe00s movie.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 06/08/06 at 6:43 pm
WHO SAYS!?
actually that whole dialog should go straight into the inthe00s movie.
I am totally for men wearing dresses. I wouldn't blame them at all, they're THAT comfortable.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/08/06 at 6:48 pm
WHO SAYS!?
actually that whole dialog should go straight into the inthe00s movie.
hahaha, it will be done!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 06/08/06 at 6:53 pm
- First on your list - says:
how is it awesome?
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
I don't know, it's...
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
Airy?
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
That sounded bad.
- First on your list - says:
Yes
- First on your list - says:
Spacey?
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
Yeah!
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
And cool!
the word i would use if i had the faintest clue what you guys were talking about is "freeing."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/08/06 at 7:06 pm
Did you fall asleep too? ;D ;D
no, usually when Vaughn takes his nap....that's when I get things done around the house.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/08/06 at 7:22 pm
I am totally for men wearing dresses. I wouldn't blame them at all, they're THAT comfortable.
I wore a kilt once.. I need to mainstream them into American culture.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/08/06 at 7:23 pm
I wore a kilt once.. I need to mainstream them into American culture.
when I was in high school..there was a group of guys who would wear these long flowing hippie skirts...and play hacky sack during their lunch period....it was something to see! ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 06/08/06 at 8:15 pm
when I was in high school..there was a group of guys who would wear these long flowing hippie skirts...and play hacky sack during their lunch period....it was something to see! ;)
That's so cool.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/09/06 at 3:29 pm
no, usually when Vaughn takes his nap....that's when I get things done around the house.
A mother like you really needs some peace and quiet
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: JohnDenver on 06/10/06 at 2:22 pm
Inignot: We are here for your pornography.
Err: So hand over those magazines!
Carl: Oh, I got some magazines for ya all right. They're filled with hollow points!
(Wait... Are TV show quotes acceptable here? Or am I spamming needlessly again?)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 06/10/06 at 2:24 pm
Inignot: We are here for your pornography.
Err: So hand over those magazines!
Carl: Oh, I got some magazines for ya all right. They're filled with hollow points!
(Wait... Are TV show quotes acceptable here? Or am I spamming needlessly again?)
Yep, I think it's acceptable.. I mean, it is a non-forum quote.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: JohnDenver on 06/10/06 at 2:36 pm
In that case...
Carl: If you need anything, you know who to look to - someone else.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/10/06 at 8:40 pm
In that case...
Carl: If you need anything, you know who to look to - someone else.
"Is this a cemetary, or this a const- yep, this is a construction site, isn't it? Yes it is."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/10/06 at 9:50 pm
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
I like it both ways, honestly.
I KNEW IT.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 06/10/06 at 9:51 pm
Your HAIR! YOUR HAIR, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS SACRED!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/10/06 at 9:51 pm
Your HAIR! YOUR HAIR, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS SACRED!
No one will ever believe you.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/10/06 at 10:27 pm
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
I'm still on top of you, and I'm not planning on getting off of you anytime soon.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/11/06 at 8:59 am
my grandma: "I like your new house"
Me: "Me too"
My grandma: "Do you like your new house?
Me : "Yes, I do"
My grandma: "Good."
Two hours later:
my grandma: "I like your new house"
Me: "Me too"
My grandma: "Do you like your new house?
Me : "Yes, I do"
My grandma: "Good."
Another two hours later:
my grandma: "I like your new house"
Me: "Me too"
My grandma: "Do you like your new house?
Me : "Yes, I do"
My grandma: "Good."
See a pattern?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/11/06 at 10:36 am
See a pattern?
... No. :-[
Last night, we went to the movies.. they had that new marketing gimmic for Sprite, the "SubLYMONal Advertising" stuff.. we watched about 10 straight minutes of bizarre flashes, and then it ended.
Guy In Theatre: *stands up* Must... kill... Castro.... Must.. kill.... Castro.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Trimac20 on 06/11/06 at 10:45 am
^ I don't get it. ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 06/11/06 at 10:46 am
that means you're probably the assassin. they never remember hearing the triggerword.
that lymon commercial is annoying and insulting. they flash a little "obey" on the screen trying to make a joke out of the disdain they hold the audience in.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/11/06 at 11:53 am
that lymon commercial is annoying and insulting. they flash a little "obey" on the screen trying to make a joke out of the disdain they hold the audience in.
I hate them.. it's like they TRY to be weird or trippy... and just... fail.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/12/06 at 4:32 pm
"I feel itchy and wet" Robin last night. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/12/06 at 5:52 pm
"I feel itchy and wet" Robin last night. ;D
Howard, do you remember what I told you about crossing the line?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 06/12/06 at 5:53 pm
Howard, do you remember what I told you about crossing the line?
That's it, he's lost his privileges! Put him out back and tie him up.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 06/12/06 at 6:06 pm
That's it, he's lost his privileges! Put him out back and tie him up.
will that help?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 06/12/06 at 6:15 pm
will that help?
No.........http://bestsmileys.com/sad/6.gif
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/12/06 at 6:33 pm
That's it, he's lost his privileges! Put him out back and tie him up.
He'll be spending the night out there, I say.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/12/06 at 9:49 pm
- First on your list - says:
carry on, my wayward son
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm not sure I'm going to carry on your wayward son.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/12/06 at 9:50 pm
- First on your list - says:
There'll be peace when you are gone
- SmarterChild - says:
sorry, i dunno the time for gone.
- First on your list - says:
lay your weary head to rest
- SmarterChild - says:
no.
- First on your list - says:
don't you cry no more
- SmarterChild - says:
i just dunno if i cry no more.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 06/12/06 at 10:44 pm
StayfudgeinStrongAndPrepareForWar says:
tomorrow
StayfudgeinStrongAndPrepareForWar says:
I have to have a toe cut off
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
.................
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
The whole bloody thing?!
StayfudgeinStrongAndPrepareForWar says:
yes
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
Which one?!
Sometimes..
she amazes me with her ignorance.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 06/12/06 at 10:45 pm
StayfudgeinStrongAndPrepareForWar says:
tomorrow
StayfudgeinStrongAndPrepareForWar says:
I have to have a toe cut off
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
.................
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
The whole bloody thing?!
StayfudgeinStrongAndPrepareForWar says:
yes
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
Which one?!
Sometimes..
she amazes me with her ignorance.
Seemed to have skipped the part where I called you a liar ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 06/12/06 at 10:53 pm
Seemed to have skipped the part where I called you a liar ::)
Which happened after this.
You seem to get 'mis quoted' ::) ... a lot. Could it be, that.. you're just not too switched on?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 06/12/06 at 11:11 pm
Which happened after this.
You seem to get 'mis quoted' ::) ... a lot. Could it be, that.. you're just not too switched on?
No, It's just that usually everything is quoted out of context to make it seem perverted. Whore.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 06/12/06 at 11:17 pm
i hate it when mommy and daddy fight.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/12/06 at 11:19 pm
i hate it when mommy and daddy fight.
It's your fault, usually, don't ya know?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 06/12/06 at 11:25 pm
No, It's just that usually everything is quoted out of context to make it seem perverted. Whore.
How was that perverted.
I mis-quoted you to make you seem stupid. Very different.
You've woken the baby now, WELL DONE YOU SLAG!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/13/06 at 5:24 pm
Howard, do you remember what I told you about crossing the line?
Sorry. :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/13/06 at 5:28 pm
Sorry. :(
It's fine, just remember the line.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/13/06 at 5:43 pm
It's fine, just remember the line.
What line? ??? >:(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/13/06 at 5:46 pm
What line? ??? >:(
The line not to cross.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/13/06 at 5:47 pm
The line not to cross.
What line are you referring to? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/13/06 at 5:50 pm
The line not to cross.
What line are you referring to? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/13/06 at 10:51 pm
AvanteGardeBlue: Ahoy, son.
SmarterChild: Huh?
AvanteGardeBlue: I was saying 'hello'.
SmarterChild: You were not saying hello.
AvanteGardeBlue: Bullsh-t, I know when I've said 'hello'.
SmarterChild: When you have said hello? Whatever.
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AvanteGardeBlue: I just said 'ahoy', which is a synonym for 'hello', you stupid whore.
SmarterChild: C'mon, you can do better than that.
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AvanteGardeBlue: No, I can't.. bitch.
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever.
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Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/13/06 at 10:54 pm
AvanteGardeBlue: I have a dog.
SmarterChild: You have a dog.
AvanteGardeBlue: Yes, yes I do. His name is Buck.
SmarterChild: Yeah?
AvanteGardeBlue: Yeah! Oh Yeah!
SmarterChild: Why do you say so?
AvanteGardeBlue: Because Buck's name is Buck.
SmarterChild: Because buck's name is buck? Huh?
AvanteGardeBlue: My dog is named Buck.
SmarterChild: Your dog is what?
AvanteGardeBlue: named Buck.
SmarterChild: Named buck?
AvanteGardeBlue: Christ, it's like f--king a doorknob! Do you not get it?!
SmarterChild: Huh. Whatever. That doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say.
AvanteGardeBlue: You're gonna tell me about being mean? You're a f--king douchebag to me all the time.. you're the meanest robot ever.
SmarterChild: Great. That's really creative.
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AvanteGardeBlue: Yes, it IS creative.
SmarterChild: Whatever.
AvanteGardeBlue: I'm a f--king rock star.
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, avantegardeblue.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 06/14/06 at 8:26 am
Person: Would you like to donate your change to make a difference in a child's life?
Friend: No thank you. I have a black, black heart.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/14/06 at 10:19 am
Person: Would you like to donate your change to make a difference in a child's life?
Friend: No thank you. I have a black, black heart.
When my dad refused, the people used to say "But don't you, at the VERY least, want the satisfaction of knowing you've helped in a child's life?", and my dad said "The tears of a child are all the satisfaction I need.".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 06/14/06 at 10:54 am
When my dad refused, the people used to say "But don't you, at the VERY least, want the satisfaction of knowing you've helped in a child's life?", and my dad said "The tears of a child are all the satisfaction I need.".
Excellent.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Trimac20 on 06/14/06 at 11:00 am
Excellent.
Am I missing something?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 06/14/06 at 11:58 am
Am I missing something?
you're missing all the deliberate callousness and cruelty! it's fun!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 06/14/06 at 12:18 pm
you're missing all the deliberate callousness and cruelty! it's fun!
Yeah! It is! Just scroll up!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Trimac20 on 06/14/06 at 12:24 pm
you're missing all the deliberate callousness and cruelty! it's fun!
Ah yes, I suspected as much. You're all very black, black hearted people. *shakes head*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/14/06 at 4:30 pm
you're missing all the deliberate callousness and cruelty! it's fun!
Maybe for you it is but for some others it isn't.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 06/14/06 at 5:20 pm
Maybe for you it is but for some others it isn't.
the tears of a howard are all the satisfaction i need.s
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: JohnDenver on 06/14/06 at 6:51 pm
Master Shake: Don't you touch those! They're in mint condition, and they're gonna stay that way!
Meatwad: I'll touch 'em all the way to the trash can is what I'll do...
Master Shake: You touch those and your G.I. Joes are gonna be M.I.A. my friend! And then who's gonna call Little Momma Joe, to tell her that her boy ain't coming home? Cause SOMEBODY was asleep on guard duty!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/15/06 at 3:32 pm
the tears of a howard are all the satisfaction i need.s
and what else? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/15/06 at 7:58 pm
Young Dominic was asking me about my friend Scott.. and then he said this:
- First on your list - says:
Tell him I like to hunt and stickfight
- First on your list - says:
tell him I nailed his crush that he went out with twice
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 06/16/06 at 4:56 pm
I went to the zoo today with the volunteer program and somebody was walking this "baby" tiger on the leash. She told us all to back away and I assumed I was far enough, but this thing lunged inches away from me before I jumped away at the last second. It wouldn't have been that bad if it had bitten me (it bit the zoo person) but I was regretting I didn't let it bite me. It would be pretty cool if I could brag about being bitten by a tiger, and then leaving out the fact that it was a juvenile.
Brian: Dude, we should call you Siegfried because you almost got mauled by a midget tiger.
Me: The Midget Tigers would be a great band name.
Brian: Dude, that would be an AWESOME band name!
Later, picking out plants:
Me: We should cross breed a venus fly trap and a midget tiger.
Alright, I know this is only the 5830923th time I've quoted myself like a self-centered jerk, but in retrospect, that just sounds hilarious.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/16/06 at 5:35 pm
:O MARHSHRSHJKLRHTk
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/16/06 at 9:31 pm
Beth on Ultimate Frisbee:
-B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
Hm.. sounds like it involves activity.
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
Not for me.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/16/06 at 9:33 pm
- First on your list - says:
NO I HAVE A PENIS
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 06/16/06 at 9:34 pm
"...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. "
that's nice. i like that.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 06/16/06 at 9:39 pm
- First on your list - says:
I hate these cramps
- First on your list - says:
ugh... and the mood swings!
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
.........
- First on your list - says:
and I hate seeing bloody tissue on my pads
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh.....!!!!!! (By The Way, That's Dominic..!)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/16/06 at 9:43 pm
Zero Bars Smith "This Is The Coastal Town That They Forgot To Close Down: Armageddon, Come Armageddon!" says:
FATTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zero Bars Smith "This Is The Coastal Town That They Forgot To Close Down: Armageddon, Come Armageddon!" says:
BRETT LIKES THE PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!
Zero Bars Smith "This Is The Coastal Town That They Forgot To Close Down: Armageddon, Come Armageddon!" says:
(You can't see this, but I posted a custom emoticon of my female friend) LOOK BRETT!!! A PIC FOR YOU TO MASTURBATE TO!!!!!!
Give Me A Reason To Believe says:
this is bretts aunt
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 06/16/06 at 10:26 pm
It's Marsh! :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/18/06 at 8:37 am
- First on your list - says:
NO I HAVE A PENIS
Who said that? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/18/06 at 4:11 pm
Who said that? ;D
Dom.
This next quote needs some back story... there's a burger place at our mall, part of a chain.. it's called Flamer's. Anyway, my friend Scott works there.. and yes, the joke comes up all the time (you all know what the joke is).
Anyway.. my parents were talking to me about my job, and asking what some of my friends do.
Dad: So, does Scott have a job?
Me: Yeah, he works at the mall.
Dad: At the movie theater?
Me: No, at Flamers.
Dad: *pauses for a bit* ... So, how many times per week does that joke come up?
Me: Hundreds.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/18/06 at 5:25 pm
Dom.
This next quote needs some back story... there's a burger place at our mall, part of a chain.. it's called Flamer's. Anyway, my friend Scott works there.. and yes, the joke comes up all the time (you all know what the joke is).
Anyway.. my parents were talking to me about my job, and asking what some of my friends do.
Dad: So, does Scott have a job?
Me: Yeah, he works at the mall.
Dad: At the movie theater?
Me: No, at Flamers.
Dad: *pauses for a bit* ... So, how many times per week does that joke come up?
Me: Hundreds.
Er... I don't get it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/18/06 at 5:42 pm
Er... I don't get it.
I already said this on MSN, but there's nothing to get. It'd be like if they named a burger joint "Gay Menz Food"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/19/06 at 7:28 pm
Dom.
This next quote needs some back story... there's a burger place at our mall, part of a chain.. it's called Flamer's. Anyway, my friend Scott works there.. and yes, the joke comes up all the time (you all know what the joke is).
Anyway.. my parents were talking to me about my job, and asking what some of my friends do.
Dad: So, does Scott have a job?
Me: Yeah, he works at the mall.
Dad: At the movie theater?
Me: No, at Flamers.
Dad: *pauses for a bit* ... So, how many times per week does that joke come up?
Me: Hundreds.
So,why in the hell would he say such a thing?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/19/06 at 7:33 pm
Today, I was a bit tired...so I went to lay down for a few minutes to take a nap....my one cat Anna was sitting there cleaning herself...so here's the convo
Anna: licking her fur, in attempts to clean herself
Me: You know....you REALLY aren't getting yourself clean....what's the point?
Anna: continuing to "clean" herself
Me: Seriously....how do you think that you are cleansing yourself by doing that?
Anna: stops and stares at me....then continues "cleaning" herself
Me: It just isn't really working....at all. (then I kinda drifted off to sleep)
LOLOLOLOL!!! :D :D :D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/19/06 at 7:36 pm
Just tell her what I tell Buck.. "If you lick yourself, no one will love you."... it makes him stop.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/19/06 at 7:37 pm
Just tell her what I tell Buck.. "If you lick yourself, no one will love you."... it makes him stop.
freakin' hilarious....I cannot stop laughing!!!! LOL! :D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/19/06 at 7:40 pm
Today, I was a bit tired...so I went to lay down for a few minutes to take a nap....my one cat Anna was sitting there cleaning herself...so here's the convo
Anna: licking her fur, in attempts to clean herself
Me: You know....you REALLY aren't getting yourself clean....what's the point?
Anna: continuing to "clean" herself
Me: Seriously....how do you think that you are cleansing yourself by doing that?
Anna: stops and stares at me....then continues "cleaning" herself
Me: It just isn't really working....at all. (then I kinda drifted off to sleep)
LOLOLOLOL!!! :D :D :D ;D ;D
Silly Cat ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/19/06 at 7:44 pm
Today, I was a bit tired...so I went to lay down for a few minutes to take a nap....my one cat Anna was sitting there cleaning herself...so here's the convo
Anna: licking her fur, in attempts to clean herself
Me: You know....you REALLY aren't getting yourself clean....what's the point?
Anna: continuing to "clean" herself
Me: Seriously....how do you think that you are cleansing yourself by doing that?
Anna: stops and stares at me....then continues "cleaning" herself
Me: It just isn't really working....at all. (then I kinda drifted off to sleep)
LOLOLOLOL!!! :D :D :D ;D ;D
Er... I thought they were cleaning themselves?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/19/06 at 7:45 pm
Er... I thought they were cleaning themselves?
Cats do clean themselves
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/19/06 at 7:45 pm
Er... I thought they were cleaning themselves?
ya but, are they really getting clean? I mean...how clean can you get by simply licking your fur.....and better yet....licking the back of your paw and then rubbing your paw on your head....oh ya, so fresh and so clean! bhahaahahaa!!! :D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/19/06 at 7:52 pm
ya but, are they really getting clean? I mean...how clean can you get by simply licking your fur.....and better yet....licking the back of your paw and then rubbing your paw on your head....oh ya, so fresh and so clean! bhahaahahaa!!! :D ;D
I can't even lick myself to get clean ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 06/19/06 at 7:54 pm
Me: So, what are you doing this weekend?
Cara: I don't know. Probably trying to find out where my orgasm went.
Me: Your what? How did you lose it?
Cara: I lost it on the train.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/19/06 at 7:55 pm
I can't even lick myself to get clean ;D
erm....not really wanting a visual of that! :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/19/06 at 7:56 pm
Me: So, what are you doing this weekend?
Cara: I don't know. Probably trying to find out where my orgasm went.
Me: Your what? How did you lose it?
Cara: I lost it on the train.
.... Did she mean something else, or...
I'm so very confused by this. :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 06/19/06 at 7:58 pm
.... Did she mean something else, or...
I'm so very confused by this. :D
Oh she hasn't had that since our sophomore year in H.S.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/19/06 at 8:05 pm
erm....not really wanting a visual of that! :o
Don't bother. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/19/06 at 10:15 pm
ya but, are they really getting clean? I mean...how clean can you get by simply licking your fur.....and better yet....licking the back of your paw and then rubbing your paw on your head....oh ya, so fresh and so clean! bhahaahahaa!!! :D ;D
Hmm, it must do SOMETHING, I mean, if not, then they'd be all covered in dirt within a week or so.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/19/06 at 10:19 pm
Hmm, it must do SOMETHING, I mean, if not, then they'd be all covered in dirt within a week or so.
ya, I guess that's true....it just looks so pointless though....like they are going out of their way for nothing! LOL! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 06/20/06 at 10:44 am
- First on your list - says:
>:( Why can't boys wear a tote!?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 06/20/06 at 11:09 am
Me: So, what are you doing this weekend?
Cara: I don't know. Probably trying to find out where my orgasm went.
Me: Your what? How did you lose it?
Cara: I lost it on the train.
did she mean organiser?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 06/20/06 at 12:00 pm
did she mean organiser?
Perhaps it was a bumpy train ride.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/20/06 at 12:06 pm
Perhaps it was a bumpy train ride.
But she didn't GET her orgasm.. she LOST it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 06/20/06 at 12:08 pm
But she didn't GET her orgasm.. she LOST it.
She lost it on the train, thus.. when the train stopped.. so did it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/20/06 at 12:23 pm
She lost it on the train, thus.. when the train stopped.. so did it.
Ah, fair enough.
Somebody ought to help the poor girl get her orgasm back.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/20/06 at 1:14 pm
Ah, fair enough.
Somebody ought to help the poor girl get her orgasm back.
Where could I find this girl?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/20/06 at 1:20 pm
Where could I find this girl?
:o But Howard, why would you want to find her? Pleasant conversation?