I wish I could do that thing where you take up the homes of someone's clothing and they think they're growing..
You should send me her address, email address, and phone number. Did you ever follow google "electronic harassment"? you should electronically harass her. and subtly rearrange stuff on her desk whenever she's not there. Masquerade as her online and make lots of enemies for her.

You should send me her address, email address, and phone number. Did you ever follow google "electronic harassment"? you should electronically harass her. and subtly rearrange stuff on her desk whenever she's not there. Masquerade as her online and make lots of enemies for her.


It's the subtle stuff that's killer.  8)
I once read a story about a guy who almost drove his girlfriend crazy by subtley rearranging things.  If she left a book out, he'd move the bookmark forward two pages.  Or pour out half her coffee....she thought she was nuts and it was him all along. 

It's the subtle stuff that's killer.   8)
I once read a story about a guy who almost drove his girlfriend crazy by subtley rearranging things.  If she left a book out, he'd move the bookmark forward two pages.  Or pour out half her coffee....she thought she was nuts and it was him all along. 


yeah, but she does all that stuff already!  i have no recourse.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Forum%20Stuff/Off-Pissers/NoPantsATALL.jpg

"A girl with breasts like mine, does NOT speak to men with a face like yours."   


;D ;D  Ouch!!



Quote from Hard Candy

in a bar last night

Mike: Hey! Carl! Can i get you a drink?
Carl: Why, what do you need me to fix?
Mike: Nothing!
Carl: What happened to you computer?
Mike: (describes computer porblem)So can you fix it?
Carl: Yes
Mike: *pause* Will you fix it?
Carl: No.

"A girl with breasts like mine, does NOT speak to men with a face like yours."   


;D ;D  Ouch!!



Quote from Hard Candy






If I said that I would've been slapped in the face. ;D

If I said that I would've been slapped in the face. ;D


If you'd said that I think Marsh woulda reacted a bit harsher than a slap

"It's 78 degrees outside but it feels like 77."

Huh?  ???

If you'd said that I think Marsh woulda reacted a bit harsher than a slap


A kick in the balls. :o

If I said that I would've been slapped in the face. ;D


I'm sure you don't have breasts, though.

Mother's not in a very good mood...

Me: Happy Christmas!
Mam: Go upstairs and get out of my f*cking way before I knock your head off

:\'( :\'(


Why did you wish her a Happy Christmas, son?

---- "My biological clock is ticking"
Myself - *Goi* "I can't hear anything, excuse me a moment."

Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Well, by "gets her degree", I think it means "gets her brains f--ked out".

Why did you wish her a Happy Christmas, son?


Because it's easter... duh  ::) :D

DominEl says:
I'm not racist
DominEl says:
you're racist
DominEl says:
like a crying baby girl

DominEl says:
I'm not racist
DominEl says:
you're racist
DominEl says:
like a crying baby girl


That was quotable?

That was quotable?


It's been a slow night  ;D

Nobody, but NOBODY, eats KETCHUP on a hot dog
-Clint Eastwood

Can't remember what movie he said it in though..

DominEl says:
Your cat is posing like a porn star
DominEl says:
... my cat does that too
DominEl says:
even more so

How would Dominic know what a porn star looks like? He's not allowed.

Anyway, I was up really late Saturday night watching this crazy movie, and then another crazy movie came on, so I stayed up.. my dad, who'd been out at baseball game with my uncle in another state, showed up about 2:30 AM.. I don't know, but I'm pretty sure he was on some sort of reaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllly heavy sedative.  ??? But anyway...

Dad: What are you still up for?
Me: This movie's on.
Dad: This is the kind of hour only homos are up.
Me: Well, you're up...
Dad: Let me re-state that. This is the kind of our only homos and me are up. Now shut up, I'm eating.

And then he, at 2:30 in the morning, made a hamburger and ate it.

How would Dominic know what a porn star looks like? He's not allowed.

Anyway, I was up really late Saturday night watching this crazy movie, and then another crazy movie came on, so I stayed up.. my dad, who'd been out at baseball game with my uncle in another state, showed up about 2:30 AM.. I don't know, but I'm pretty sure he was on some sort of reaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllly heavy sedative.  ??? But anyway...

Dad: What are you still up for?
Me: This movie's on.
Dad: This is the kind of hour only homos are up.
Me: Well, you're up...
Dad: Let me re-state that. This is the kind of our only homos and me are up. Now shut up, I'm eating.

And then he, at 2:30 in the morning, made a hamburger and ate it.


What were you doing up you homo?

What were you doing up you homo?


.... watching a movie?

.... watching a movie?


A homo-erotic movie?

A homo-erotic movie?


Uh.. "Jeepers Creepers 2"... I couldn't sleep.

Uh.. "Jeepers Creepers 2"... I couldn't sleep.


Is jeepers creepers something to do with Paedophiles?

How would Dominic know what a porn star looks like? He's not allowed.

Anyway, I was up really late Saturday night watching this crazy movie, and then another crazy movie came on, so I stayed up.. my dad, who'd been out at baseball game with my uncle in another state, showed up about 2:30 AM.. I don't know, but I'm pretty sure he was on some sort of reaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllly heavy sedative.  ??? But anyway...

Dad: What are you still up for?
Me: This movie's on.
Dad: This is the kind of hour only homos are up.
Me: Well, you're up...
Dad: Let me re-state that. This is the kind of our only homos and me are up. Now shut up, I'm eating.

And then he, at 2:30 in the morning, made a hamburger and ate it.



;D Your dad may be a jerk, but he makes good non-forum quotes!

Is jeepers creepers something to do with Paedophiles?


Something to do with a weird monster that eats people.

Something to do with a weird monster that eats people.


I'm pretty sure the monster was straight, though.

How would Dominic know what a porn star looks like? He's not allowed.

Anyway, I was up really late Saturday night watching this crazy movie, and then another crazy movie came on, so I stayed up.. my dad, who'd been out at baseball game with my uncle in another state, showed up about 2:30 AM.. I don't know, but I'm pretty sure he was on some sort of reaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllly heavy sedative.  ??? But anyway...

Dad: What are you still up for?
Me: This movie's on.
Dad: This is the kind of hour only homos are up.
Me: Well, you're up...
Dad: Let me re-state that. This is the kind of our only homos and me are up. Now shut up, I'm eating.

And then he, at 2:30 in the morning, made a hamburger and ate it.
excellent  ;D

Something to do with a weird monster that eats people.



that movie (and the creeper) are really...um...creepy. :o

Another intellectual conversation between me and L.R.


kartean: good.
"La Roche": no
kartean: no
kartean: ?
"La Roche": nope
kartean: what then
"La Roche": what? I'm confused
kartean: me too.

that movie (and the creeper) are really...um...creepy. :o


The first one was more morbid.. the second one just didn't scare me.

The first one was more morbid.. the second one just didn't scare me.
the second one was just sorta goofy and fun. i walked out of the theater happy but i wasn't scared whatsoever. i think it mighta startled me once or twice. but i didn't dislike it.

the second one was just sorta goofy and fun. i walked out of the theater happy but i wasn't scared whatsoever. i think it mighta startled me once or twice. but i didn't dislike it.


By "startled", d'you mean, like, jump moments? Yeah, I got that a few times.. but I wasn't scared at all.

The first one was more morbid.. the second one just didn't scare me.




I agree. The whole ceiling of bodies kinda creeped me out....as did the skin (bellybutton) of that kid with the tattoo. :o

By "startled", d'you mean, like, jump moments? Yeah, I got that a few times.. but I wasn't scared at all.
yeah, you know, like, when they fake you out with the cat jumping through the window? that stuff.

yeah, you know, like, when they fake you out with the cat jumping through the window? that stuff.


Ah, yeah, jump moments.. that's all horror movies do for me anymore.

"Keith Richards is old, Dominic...


Why is he so old?"-My buddy, Gabe


I could've sworn he was serious....



He always calls me and then talks about nothing.

Tom Crusie being interviewed on tv and he had this to say about the birth of his new baby girl.
"It's all about the mother,,,, and the baby"

Tom Crusie being interviewed on tv and he had this to say about the birth of his new baby girl.
"It's all about the mother,,,, and the baby"
gawd.

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i give em six months. he should really do all his speaking through an attorney.

you know, like me. that's why i never saying at all unusual or disturbing.

today in car with my old friend

her: "last night on AIM my boyfriend sent me a pic of his p3nis"
me: (akward silence for a few seconds), then I reply "oh yeah"?
her: "yeah, he sends them to me all the time. I don't mind".
me: (akward silence for a few seconds), then I reply "he really loves you, doesn't he".
her: "yeah, he tells me online all the time he loves me".

today in car with my old friend

her: "last night on AIM my boyfriend sent me a pic of his p3nis"
me: (akward silence for a few seconds), then I reply "oh yeah"?
her: "yeah, he sends them to me all the time. I don't mind".
me: (akward silence for a few seconds), then I reply "he really loves you, doesn't he".
her: "yeah, he tells me online all the time he loves me".



...

For some reason, it sounds like you're friends with a female version of Howard.

...

For some reason, it sounds like you're friends with a female version of Howard.
I didn't see it at first but now that you mention it. Holy CRAP!! she is.  if the unspeakable ever happens and it's over between H & R, this one could work. :o
thanks, from now on I'm gonna be thinking this whenever I talk to her.

(I answer the phone)
Me: Hello?
Lady: I'm from so and so(I didn't even care enough to pay attention), is Mike there?
Me: No hes not
Lady: Okay Mike I wanted to know what you're gonna do to pay this balance, blah blah blah
Me: Err, I'm not Mike
Lady: Yes you are, come on now, you just told me who you are
Me: What?? I just told you I'm NOT him, I think we have a misunderstanding
Lady: now don't try to tell me that, I heard your voice on the answering machine you're Mike
Me: Man f*ck you b*tch
Lady: Why do you have to get rude?
Me: I don't like being told who I am
Lady: (laughing) well who are you?
Me: I'm his nephew, Alex
Lady: Yeah right (laughs)
Me: I AM!
Lady: Okay Alex, can I speak with Vera then?
Me:  Shes not here now either
Lady: Why not?
Me: They're BOTH at work, its the middle of the day during the week, what do you expect?
Lady: I expect them to be home, its their house
Me:  Some people work you know
Lady: (laughs) why aren't you at work then?
Me: ....... This isn't about me!
Lady: okay Alex, bye (laughs)
Me: Whatever

:D :D Jeebus!

My logic book:  Come up with a totally random series of words.  Ten words.



...what the fuck?

....


EH!?

I answered "What the hell kind of a logic problem is this?" which is ten words.

A mom is walking through our piano showroom (I work in a music store) with her child (4 or 5 y.o.). 

Son:  Mommy, I want a piano!

Mom:  Sure, we'll get a piano.  Next time mommy gets married.

???

A mom is walking through our piano showroom (I work in a music store) with her child (4 or 5 y.o.). 

Son:  Mommy, I want a piano!

Mom:  Sure, we'll get a piano.  Next time mommy gets married.

???


Was she hot?

I'm intrigued.

I need to tune my piano...s

Was she hot?

I'm intrigued.


You want to buy her a piano?
She was cute.  But she's got that little boy and she was pushing another baby in a stroller.  And she lives here in Colorado so....it might not be what you're after, hm?

You want to buy her a piano?
She was cute.  But she's got that little boy and she was pushing another baby in a stroller.  And she lives here in Colorado so....it might not be what you're after, hm?


Children provide excellent Labor.

Children provide excellent Labor.


and the origin of Billy Joel's The Piano Man comes to light.

...

For some reason, it sounds like you're friends with a female version of Howard.


Why is this a female version of me?  ???

Why is this a female version of me?  ???
I would say because she seems to have sex on her mind alot and says what is on her mind.

For some reason, it sounds like you're friends with a female version of Howard.


No, Girlhoward would have made it a joke.

"Don't eat with your mouth full!"- mi madre.

Fat Tony says:
I don't get it, you can be shunned by listening to certain noises
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...
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Eh?!
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MATES OF STATE! THOSE NOISES ARE UNCANNY! YOU'RE STUPID
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...
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Hahaha
Fat Tony says:
although it's more common with other bands to say that
Fat Tony says:
or not really bands, more like.. singers...yes
Fat Tony says:
BS
Fat Tony says:
Britney Spears
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  :o
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Yes...
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DOMS LIKES T3H BR1TN3Y SP34RZ!?!
Fat Tony says:
NO!
Fat Tony says:
DID I SAY THAT!?
 
You have just sent a Nudge!

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I THINK YOU DID!!!! lol
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I"m actually panting right now 
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
That Britney Spears.. IS YOUR IDOL LYKE OHMIGOSH!
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I.. I..
Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!UN!U!NU!N!U!NUN!!N!N!N!N!N!N!!N
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I said..
Fat Tony says:
NUNUN!Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
DOMI!
Fat Tony says:
NUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Fat Tony says:
yeah?
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
DOMY!11
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I get it!
Fat Tony says:
  No you don't!
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I dO!
Fat Tony says:
.... you sure?
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
.....................................................




>_< Yes







And I even cut that down... I deleted a "u"

Fat Tony says:
I don't get it, you can be shunned by listening to certain noises
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
...
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Eh?!
Fat Tony says:
MATES OF STATE! THOSE NOISES ARE UNCANNY! YOU'RE STUPID
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
...
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Hahaha
Fat Tony says:
although it's more common with other bands to say that
Fat Tony says:
or not really bands, more like.. singers...yes
Fat Tony says:
BS
Fat Tony says:
Britney Spears
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
  :o
Fat Tony says:
Yes...
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
DOMS LIKES T3H BR1TN3Y SP34RZ!?!
Fat Tony says:
NO!
Fat Tony says:
DID I SAY THAT!?
 
You have just sent a Nudge!

--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I THINK YOU DID!!!! lol
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
lolololol
Fat Tony says:
NONONONONONUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
nUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu
Fat Tony says:
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
LMAO!!11
Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunNNNNNNNNNNNNNUuuuuuuuuuu
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
LMFAO!!11
Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
nun
Fat Tony says:
u
Fat Tony says:
nu
Fat Tony says:
nu
Fat Tony says:
ju
Fat Tony says:
UNUNUnU
Fat Tony says:
nU"nuUUUuuuu
Fat Tony says:
NU'nUI
DFIUS
NFj'l
N
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
ROTFLMFAOWBABOMA!!11
Fat Tony says:
nUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Fat Tony says:
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunu
Fat Tony says:
U
Nunu
Fat Tony says:
nu
Fat Tony says:
nu
NUUUUNnnUNuNunu
Fat Tony says:
nu'oN
Fat Tony says:
nuj
Fat Tony says:
NI
nU
Fat Tony says:
nuJ
ONuo
Fat Tony says:
nU
nu
Fat Tony says:
n
Fat Tony says:
n
Fat Tony says:
nunuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Fat Tony says:
nunununun
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
NUJ!11
Fat Tony says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Fat Tony says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
lolzz!!1
Fat Tony says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fat Tony says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!

Fat Tony says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fat Tony says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fat Tony says:
!!
!
Fat Tony says:
!
!
1
!
1

Fat Tony says:
GASP!!!
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
!
!
!
!
!
!












!
Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Fat Tony says:
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Fat Tony says:
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Fat Tony says:
nun
Fat Tony says:
u
Fat Tony says:
u
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
So, wait..
Fat Tony says:
u
Fat Tony says:
unun
Fat Tony says:
u
Fat Tony says:
nu
Fat Tony says:
nu
Fat Tony says:
nu
Fat Tony says:
nu
Fat Tony says:
unununununu
Fat Tony says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Lemme get this straight..
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
You're telling me..
Fat Tony says:
I"m actually panting right now 
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
That Britney Spears.. IS YOUR IDOL LYKE OHMIGOSH!
Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
nunun
Fat Tony says:
uj
Fat Tony says:
nu
Fat Tony says:
nununununu
Fat Tony says:
nuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu
Fat Tony says:
nuNUNUNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuu
Fat Tony says:
NUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuu
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
YOU WANNA SHAKE YER BOOTY LIKE SHE DOES!11
Fat Tony says:
nununuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Fat Tony says:
ununUNUNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Fat Tony says:
No, that's J-LO
Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
YOU LIKE JLO, TOO!11
Fat Tony says:
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
??!1111
Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Fat Tony says:
NUNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
DOMZ IS TRENDY OMG lol!1
Fat Tony says:
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuununununu
Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
!!
Fat Tony says:
nNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuu
Fat Tony says:
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Fat Tony says:
nunununuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
...
Fat Tony says:
nunuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!
Fat Tony says:
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:

Fat Tony says:
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Fat Tony says:
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Fat Tony says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
 
Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNUNUNUNUNU!!!!!!!
NUNUNU
Fat Tony says:
!NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Fat Tony says:
NUNUNnnnnnnnnnnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Fat Tony says:
Tell me when you get the picture
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Doms! You're gonna have a stroke! Now calm down!
Fat Tony says:
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Fat Tony says:
!NNNNNNNNU!!!!!!!!!!!!N!UN!U!NU!JU!N!UN!U!NU!N!UN!"
!N
uN
!U!N
!Un
Fat Tony says:
!Un

--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I get it.
Fat Tony says:

Fat Tony says:
Good
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
You want to marry both of them.
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHH!!11
Fat Tony says:
*runs to Non-Forum quotes*
Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Okay! Okay!
Fat Tony says:
nUNUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
SHeesh!1
Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
nUNU

--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I..
Fat Tony says:
NNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
DOMS!
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I..
Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I.. I..
Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!UN!U!NU!N!U!NUN!!N!N!N!N!N!N!!N
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I said..
Fat Tony says:
NUNUN!Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
DOMI!
Fat Tony says:
NUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Fat Tony says:
yeah?
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
DOMY!11
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I get it!
Fat Tony says:
  No you don't!
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I dO!
Fat Tony says:
.... you sure?
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
.....................................................




>_< Yes







And I even cut that down... I deleted a "u"




:D

That was the most painful to read NON-forum quote ever.

That was the most painful to read NON-forum quote ever.



Goood. >:-D

Goood. >:-D


.. and you wonder why I don't talk to you much

.. and you wonder why I don't talk to you much



Yeah, because we've had SO many conversations identical to that one.  ::)

.. and you wonder why I don't talk to you much



Well... it was mostly my doing....

I read it again, and realized it's even more ridiculous after sleep.  :o

That was the most painful to read NON-forum quote ever.


The whole time, I kept waiting for something meaninful or funny or thought-provoking... boy, was I in for a disappointment!

The whole time, I kept waiting for something meaninful or funny or thought-provoking... boy, was I in for a disappointment!



>: -}D

That was the whole point!

I would say because she seems to have sex on her mind alot and says what is on her mind.



I wish I could've had her as my girlfriend so that way I would've lost my virginity much sooner to her than to Robin.  ;D

tonight at a wake:

You're leaving already? it's just geting started!

tonight at a wake:

You're leaving already? it's just geting started!


Wanna suck down a cold one?

Oops.

Wanna suck down a cold one?

Oops.

see? people never say the funny thing...

see? people never say the funny thing...


Next funeral I'm at.. I promise.

Nick: I must say, my love life has suffered since I declared myself the 10th avatar of Vishnu.
Dmitri: You think that would help you.
Nick: Human women are impure.

Telekon ABA says:
And why are there pictures of me on your computer?

--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Because porn doesn't do it for me.

Telekon ABA says:
And why are there pictures of me on your computer?

--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Because porn doesn't do it for me.





...

OUT OF CONTEXT..!

Anyway, from today:


Jay: I think I just crapped my boxers. No joke.
Me: Well... that's pretty darn gross, Jay.
Jay: No, no, Beth.. you know what would be gross? It would be gross if I took my fingers, put them in my boxers, place my fingers in my buttcrack, wiped.. and smelled my fingers. And then licked them. Licked my fingers. My fingers with poop on them.
Me: ....


I was eating pizza at the time, and it was disgusting.


And:

Me: I hate breaks, I never know where to go.
Jay: You could go to the mall...
Me: ..Nah..
Jay: You could.. walk around the store?
Me: *Sigh*
Jay: Hell, Beth... you could go to Hell. To Hell. You f*cking monkey.
Me: .. ...  :(



It struck me as funny mainly because Jay never swears. Ever.

OUT OF CONTEXT..!


What IS the context, then?

What IS the context, then?
i assume that porn DOES do it?

i assume that porn DOES do it?


Not for Beth. Only pictures of me, apparently.

I was eating pizza at the time, and it was disgusting.


Are you ALLOWED to eat other foods?

DominEl says:
what ... is a GILF?
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Grandmother I'd Like To Get To Know Better
DominEl says:
...
DominEl says:
yeah, that doesn't even match