» OLD MESSAGE ARCHIVES «
The Pop Culture Information Society...
Messageboard Archive Index, In The 00s - The Pop Culture Information Society
Welcome to the archived messages from In The 00s. This archive stretches back to 1998 in some instances, and contains a nearly complete record of all the messages posted to inthe00s.com. You will also find an archive of the messages from inthe70s.com, inthe80s.com, inthe90s.com and amiright.com before they were combined to form the inthe00s.com messageboard.
If you are looking for the active messages, please click here. Otherwise, use the links below or on the right hand side of the page to navigate the archives.
Custom Search
This is a topic from the The Writing on the Walrus forum on inthe00s.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/02/06 at 7:48 pm
And bears are the number-one threat in America.
Dude...I was just watching that show. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 10/02/06 at 9:37 pm
"Bode, do you like chinese heroin? they call it 'chasing the dragon".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/03/06 at 11:47 am
Mitch - "So, ya know what my girlfriend's getting for her birthday?"
Me - "Chlamydia?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 10/03/06 at 12:38 pm
Mitch - "So, ya know what my girlfriend's getting for her birthday?"
Me - "Chlamydia?"
Ha, you always have the best quotes.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/03/06 at 12:42 pm
Ha, you always have the best quotes.
Well.. for about 9 hours a day we insult each other.. a gem is sure to emerge.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/03/06 at 1:00 pm
How would you know!? >=O.
I don't know. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 10/03/06 at 4:54 pm
"everybody's always all down on joan crawford like she was some kinda bad mother or something. i don't get it."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 10/03/06 at 10:18 pm
"everybody's always all down on joan crawford like she was some kinda bad mother or something. i don't get it."
nice.
so with whom were you chatting about classic actresses?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/03/06 at 10:21 pm
Cara: I'm so jealous of you.
Me: What the hell for? You're taller than me, you're thinner than me and you have nicer ass.
Cara: Yeah, but you have great tits.
Me: .......
Me: Thanks.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/03/06 at 10:26 pm
"everybody's always all down on joan crawford like she was some kinda bad mother or something. i don't get it."
ya get it? http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5qcLKSNFk4sAaJijzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=1386nkc70/EXP=1160018571/**http%3a//www.physics.auburn.edu/%7emarkconn/photogallery/purple_cow_mommie_dearest.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/03/06 at 10:29 pm
-- Doms -- I need a beautiful quote to put here. says:
Quick! Say something non-forum quote worthy!
-- Beth -- 'You've Got A Fast Car, But Is It Fast Enough So We Can Fly Away..?' says:
D=
... =/
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/03/06 at 10:30 pm
-- Doms -- I need a beautiful quote to put here. says:
Quick! Say something non-forum quote worthy!
-- Beth -- 'You've Got A Fast Car, But Is It Fast Enough So We Can Fly Away..?' says:
D=
... =/
I don't do well under pressure..!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/03/06 at 10:31 pm
I don't do well under pressure..!
That's what made it funny!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tam on 10/04/06 at 11:06 am
Everyone in the flashchat last night said something hilarious! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/04/06 at 11:38 am
[quote author=
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 10/04/06 at 12:11 pm
Prove it.
hound.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/04/06 at 12:28 pm
Everyone in the flashchat last night said something hilarious! ;D
that was really funny, huh?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/04/06 at 9:21 pm
CanITrustYou2 (7:20:14 PM): ok thanks by eby e odme
Her typos be funny!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/04/06 at 9:22 pm
Everyone in the flashchat last night said something hilarious! ;D
I'll bet I didn't! >:-}D I only said a few sentences.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/05/06 at 12:41 am
A little PM conversation I had with a n00b about 2 minutes ago.
Me: Whaddup, Slice..?!!1
*approximately 3 minutes later*
CindyLovesMusic: Can I stick my big cock into your vagina? (with an attached picture of an Asian man with an oversized penis)
Me: ... No, you may not =)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/05/06 at 12:48 am
A little PM conversation I had with a n00b about 2 minutes ago.
Me: Whaddup, Slice..?!!1
*approximately 3 minutes later*
CindyLovesMusic: Can I stick my big cock into your vagina? (with an attached picture of an Asian man with an oversized penis)
Me: ... No, you may not =)
well why don't you use an old forum quote from earlier this year. For some reason, i felt like rummaging thru old posts on LTE and this one is one of your best
Re: Longest Thread Ever
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/05/06 at 12:39 pm
A little PM conversation I had with a n00b about 2 minutes ago.
Me: Whaddup, Slice..?!!1
*approximately 3 minutes later*
CindyLovesMusic: Can I stick my big cock into your vagina? (with an attached picture of an Asian man with an oversized penis)
Me: ... No, you may not =)
You didn't have to be so rude about it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/05/06 at 12:40 pm
You didn't have to be so rude about it.
..Well, I didn't see him say 'Please'. >:-{
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/05/06 at 12:41 pm
..Well, I didn't see him say 'Please'. >:-{
Treat 'em mean, keep em keen.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/05/06 at 2:28 pm
Me: Whaddup, Slice..?!!1
*approximately 3 minutes later*
CindyLovesMusic: Can I stick my big cock into your vagina? (with an attached picture of an Asian man with an oversized penis)
Me: ... No, you may not =)
It didn't ask me that.. :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/07/06 at 4:17 pm
I was telling Andrew about this, and decided I would post it in the forum.
Last night--
Me: *holding Allie* Okay, so you two are my wives, and Allie is like...my infidelity--
Allie: I'm your sex slave.
Me: Yes. Hey, come over here! *hugs Madi*
Tori: Whoa, wait--
Me: *attemps to hug Tori*
Tori: Hey, I don't, uh..
Me: But....FINE! DIVORCE!
Tori: :o Nooooo! *runs and hugs me*
The funny thing is that I hardly knew any of these girls. I had just met them last night and all of the sudden it was THIS.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/07/06 at 4:18 pm
I was telling Andrew about this, and decided I would post it in the forum.
Last night--
Me: *holding Allie* Okay, so you two are my wives, and Allie is like...my infidelity--
Allie: I'm your sex slave.
Me: Yes. Hey, come over here! *hugs Madi*
Tori: Whoa, wait--
Me: *attemps to hug Tori*
Tori: Hey, I don't, uh..
Me: But....FINE! DIVORCE!
Tori: :o Nooooo! *runs and hugs me*
The funny thing is that I hardly knew any of these girls. I had just met them last night and all of the sudden it was THIS.
Marsh is da pimp! ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/07/06 at 4:54 pm
I was telling Andrew about this, and decided I would post it in the forum.
Last night--
Me: *holding Allie* Okay, so you two are my wives, and Allie is like...my infidelity--
Allie: I'm your sex slave.
Me: Yes. Hey, come over here! *hugs Madi*
Tori: Whoa, wait--
Me: *attemps to hug Tori*
Tori: Hey, I don't, uh..
Me: But....FINE! DIVORCE!
Tori: :o Nooooo! *runs and hugs me*
The funny thing is that I hardly knew any of these girls. I had just met them last night and all of the sudden it was THIS.
Why do all of their names end with an "ee" sound?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/07/06 at 5:37 pm
Why do all of their names end with an "ee" sound?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/07/06 at 6:17 pm
Why do all of their names end with an "ee" sound?
Dude, I noticed that before too. Other girls I met that night included "Rainy" and "Keelee".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/07/06 at 6:29 pm
Because you touch yourself at night.
Um... It's the morning, man.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/07/06 at 6:35 pm
Um... It's the morning, man.
It's ten o'clock somewhere....
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/07/06 at 6:44 pm
It's ten o'clock somewhere....
It's happy hour somewhere.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/07/06 at 6:46 pm
It's ten o'clock somewhere....
It is not ten o'clock here
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Umbrella Weather on 10/07/06 at 7:12 pm
Jane: "Who do you love?"
Me: "My Mom."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/07/06 at 10:06 pm
Jane: "Who do you love?"
Me: "My Mom."
I bet you don't get much sex.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Umbrella Weather on 10/07/06 at 11:14 pm
"Did you see the playoffs today?"
"Yeah.."
"What did you think of The Yankees?"
"Erm.. The Yankees? Who are they? Didn't they used to be a baseball team?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/07/06 at 11:16 pm
"Did you see the playoffs today?"
"Yeah.."
"What did you think of The Yankees?"
"Erm.. The Yankees? Who are they? Didn't they used to be a baseball team?"
Funny, that's word-for-word what your mother screamed last night.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/07/06 at 11:19 pm
Funny, that's word-for-word what your mother screamed last night.
dude....you know UW's mom?!!! :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Umbrella Weather on 10/07/06 at 11:21 pm
dude....you know UW's mom?!!! :o
I don't even know her.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/07/06 at 11:22 pm
I don't even know her.
are you...sure? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/07/06 at 11:26 pm
dude....you know UW's mom?!!! :o
Oh, do I..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/07/06 at 11:43 pm
The second my friend Kyjo gets online...
Kyjo says:
give me back my etch-a-sketch!
Morbid Florist "I Can Still See Him With His Taser Gun, Coming At Me.." says:
NO!
Morbid Florist "I Can Still See Him With His Taser Gun, Coming At Me.." says:
Give me back my virginity!
Kyjo says:
never
Morbid Florist "I Can Still See Him With His Taser Gun, Coming At Me.." says:
Then no etch-a-sketch for you, sir!
Kyjo says:
somehow I took your virginity but didn't lose mine
Kyjo says:
I blame the eskimos
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: 2MuchCaffeine on 10/08/06 at 12:41 am
HAHAHAHAHH THATS HILLARIUS
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 10/08/06 at 12:51 am
State trooper today:
"I'm gunna need you two to step out of the vehicle."
:(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/08/06 at 12:56 am
State trooper today:
"I'm gunna need you two to step out of the vehicle."
:(
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S HILLARIUS!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 10/08/06 at 1:30 am
-- Doms -- I need a beautiful quote to put here. says:
Anyway, I'm tired... I'm off ta bed. G'night, my widdle Ashy boo. Heh, where'd I come up with THAT name?
:P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/09/06 at 5:51 pm
"I'm not a vegitarian,I'm a vagitarian." ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 10/10/06 at 3:16 am
After playing a figorous game of raquetball:
Matt (my boyfriend): I finally have a raquetball partner! And a sexy one at that. I've never had a sexy raquetball partner before.
Me: What about your dad?
BURN! XD
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 10/10/06 at 8:16 am
This was family member singing to himself:
(to the tune of "Baby Face")
Stomach cramps...ba da da da da da da
Stomach cramps...ba da da da da da da
stomach cramps ba da damps.... (the song segues with the grace of a dumptruck into)
open up that golden gate, california, here I come!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 10/10/06 at 7:21 pm
"I'm not a vegitarian,I'm a vagitarian." ;D
*zap*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 10/10/06 at 11:03 pm
*zap*
thank you.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/13/06 at 5:22 pm
Another long day at school...
Me: It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is molesting me...
Stuart: ...what the fuck!?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/13/06 at 9:09 pm
Vaughn spent the night at my parent's house tonight..and I just got off the phone with my mom. Their computer monitor went crazy last night and was smoking for some reason...so, here's the convo between Vaughn and my mom tonight....
Vaughn: Grandma, if your computer screen happens to blow up...and your house catches on fire and burns down...
Mom: uh...yes...
Vaughn: you can always move in with me and live at my house!!!
so funny and cute! :D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ktelqueen on 10/13/06 at 10:46 pm
'you are a freak of so many natures.'
one of my best friends a minute ago.sweet or what.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/13/06 at 11:20 pm
'you are a freak of so many natures.'
one of my best friends a minute ago.sweet or what.
You deserve it ;D thats a super sweet comp, for sures.I wish someone would tell me that
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/13/06 at 11:23 pm
Vaughn spent the night at my parent's house tonight..and I just got off the phone with my mom. Their computer monitor went crazy last night and was smoking for some reason...so, here's the convo between Vaughn and my mom tonight....
Vaughn: Grandma, if your computer screen happens to blow up...and your house catches on fire and burns down...
Mom: uh...yes...
Vaughn: you can always move in with me and live at my house!!!
so funny and cute! :D ;D
... :\'(
I forgot about that for a second.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 10/14/06 at 4:37 pm
"he he....she's with stupid!"
someone commenting on the well-known t-shirt in a very Homer-like way
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/15/06 at 11:40 am
"he he....she's with stupid!"
someone commenting on the well-known t-shirt in a very Homer-like way
I know the exact tone you're talking about.. and I love using it myself.
I was talking to my lovely new friend Audrey on AIM..
Audrey: I was trying to get a job at Subway.
Me: Any reason why, or is it just close to your home?
Audrey: Oh, no, it's quite far off.
Me: So why do you want to work there?
Audrey: It's near the school I used to go to. I know I'd see a lot of the kids I hate.
Me: ...so, why do you want to work there?
Audrey: I want a job where I have a reason to give massive amounts of people the middle finger while on the clock.
It was beautiful, it was.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/18/06 at 9:57 pm
"he he....she's with stupid!"
someone commenting on the well-known t-shirt in a very Homer-like way
Homer Simpson, or the Homer guy who wrote The Oddysey?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/19/06 at 6:23 pm
Homer Simpson, or the Homer guy who wrote The Oddysey?
Dude, that's the first thing I thought about too. ;D
I read that book in my freshman year; it was interesting but I had to read some lines over and over just to comprehend them.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 10/19/06 at 7:20 pm
Homer Simpson, or the Homer guy who wrote The Oddysey?
a little of both.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/20/06 at 8:28 pm
-- B e t h -- 'You've Got A Fast Car, But Is It Fast Enough So We Can Fly Away..?' says:
Did you know HPV can cause cervical cancer?
- SmarterChild - says:
Because I have my reasons.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/20/06 at 8:39 pm
-- B e t h -- 'You've Got A Fast Car, But Is It Fast Enough So We Can Fly Away..?' says:
Did you know HPV can cause cervical cancer?
- SmarterChild - says:
Because I have my reasons.
>=O I was gonna quote him!
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Did you know HPV can cause cervical cancer?
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm not telling.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
You're supposed to tell everybody, though!
- SmarterChild - says:
Hmm... I don't know. I'm supposed to tell everyone?
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
YES!
- SmarterChild - says:
Aha.
>>> I can remind you about things. Type "remind me about my 10:55 flight at 2 pm on nov. 3," for example.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
What are you waiting for!?
- SmarterChild - says:
I think I'm waiting for... Well, I think you know.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
You're hilarious tonight.
- SmarterChild - says:
Yes. But what is "comedy," really?
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
... Who are you, Copernicus?
- SmarterChild - says:
Which would you like?
1 What is your name?
2 What is SmarterChild?
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
JOHN DENVER!?
- SmarterChild - says:
I know about John Denver. He's a musician. What do you think of John Denver?
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
He's depressed
- SmarterChild - says:
John Denver is depressed? That's very interesting.
>>> To leave a game, simply type "quit" at any point during the game.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Dude, yer hilarious.
- SmarterChild - says:
Dude! You duded me!
>>> I'll tell you the birthstone for a specific month when you type "birthstone" followed by the month.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
You're HI IOUS.
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh yeah? Like a Dave Chappelle kind of funny, or Jon Stewart, or what?
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Like... Smarterchild funny.
- SmarterChild - says:
XXXX
X``X
XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XX XX
XX XX XX XX
XX XX
XX XX XX XX
XX XXXX XX
XX XX XX XX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
X XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX X
XXXXXXXXX XX XXXXXXXXX
XXXXX XXXXX XXXXXXXX
XXX XX XXXXXX
XXXXXX XX XXXXXX
XXX XX XXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXX XXX
XXXXX XXXXX
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
... You're a funny guy, Smarterchild.
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Dance for me!
- SmarterChild - says:
*You* dance.
>>> For the latest news headlines, simply type "headlines."
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
You make me laugh.
- SmarterChild - says:
I make you laugh? Me? You think?
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Yeah!
- SmarterChild - says:
Huh. How 'bout that.
>>> Wondering how your team did on a given date? Type the team name followed by the date.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Make me laugh, again.
- SmarterChild - says:
You think I should do that?
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Yesh.
- SmarterChild - says:
I should do that, huh? I say I shouldn't do that.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
I say you should.
- SmarterChild - says:
You say I should, huh?
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Make me laugh.
- SmarterChild - says:
Why are you telling me to make you laugh?
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Because I am sad.
- SmarterChild - says:
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Make me laugh!
- SmarterChild - says:
Make you laugh?
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Yesh!
- SmarterChild - says:
Huh.
>>> Absent-minded? So am I. Good thing I never forget your reminders.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
HO.
- SmarterChild - says:
There's no need for that.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
For what/
- SmarterChild - says:
You're getting married?
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
What are you, getting indignant on me?
- SmarterChild - says:
Very interesting question, Foo!
Phew! long quote.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/21/06 at 4:31 am
Me - "You still owe me a tenner."
Danny - 'I'm dryer than a Nun's Cu.nt.'
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/21/06 at 6:49 pm
-- B e t h -- 'You've Got A Fast Car, But Is It Fast Enough So We Can Fly Away..?' says:
Did you know HPV can cause cervical cancer?
- SmarterChild - says:
Because I have my reasons.
Dude...for a field trip, we went to see Josh McDowell speak, and he talked about HPV.
McDowell: Now there's a reason a lot of these viruses spread easier in young ladies than men and older women.
These viruses thrive in a warm, moist environment. And do you want to know what the best place for this type of environment is? A young woman's vagina.
Summarized, I had never heard the word "vagina" spoken so many times in one short period.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/21/06 at 10:48 pm
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
She looked like... an evil, mean clown.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
But she reminded me of your mother.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/22/06 at 1:22 pm
Dude...for a field trip, we went to see Josh McDowell speak, and he talked about HPV.
McDowell: Now there's a reason a lot of these viruses spread easier in young ladies than men and older women.
These viruses thrive in a warm, moist environment. And do you want to know what the best place for this type of environment is? A young woman's vagina.
Summarized, I had never heard the word "vagina" spoken so many times in one short period.
What the hell is HPV?
I'm way behind the times on what I'm catching when It comes to squeezing my lizard.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/22/06 at 1:26 pm
What the hell is HPV?
I'm way behind the times on what I'm catching when It comes to squeezing my lizard.
Human Papilloma Virus?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/22/06 at 1:28 pm
Human Papilloma Virus?
Papilloma.. isn't that where everyone in Brooklyn originally comes from?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 10/22/06 at 2:41 pm
Human Papilloma Virus?
this is something that complanies are telling people so that women will spend more money on medical services and presecriptions. we all carry bacteria and viruses...and then someone does some reading and says- "if we give it a name and tell the women, they will buy books and chat on talk shows and run marathons..." but its always been there. and the best thing advertisers do is use those convenient modasl auxiliaries...
"MAY cause cancer in SOME women."
"CAN linger in the body without treatment"
never DOES and IS...never WILL
so be smart and never, ever believe the hype. read and be educated.
my rant ends.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 10/22/06 at 2:41 pm
sorry for hijacking the thread.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/22/06 at 3:01 pm
read and be educated.
Or ignore and remain ignorant and happy, never knowing about the untold damage you've caused. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 10/22/06 at 6:18 pm
now for my real quote:
at bar watching football....
"I used to be a giant fan......
now Im an air conditioner."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/24/06 at 5:47 pm
- SmarterChild - says:
please say u r sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Marsh - "Die Eier Von Satan" says:
I am sorry that you are impotent.
- SmarterChild - says:
now that's better!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/24/06 at 6:17 pm
- SmarterChild - says:
please say u r sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Marsh - "Die Eier Von Satan" says:
I am sorry that you are impotent.
- SmarterChild - says:
now that's better!
OMG! He finally used shorthand with you! I'm so happy!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/24/06 at 6:19 pm
- SmarterChild - says:
please say u r sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Marsh - "Die Eier Von Satan" says:
I am sorry that you are impotent.
- SmarterChild - says:
now that's better!
- SmarterChild - says:
I hope I can change your mind somehow.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
You can
- SmarterChild - says:
Can? Me? Why are you calling me that?
XDDDD
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/24/06 at 10:39 pm
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
That would be great.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
To have a boyfriend you really appreciate.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/24/06 at 10:40 pm
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
That would be great.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
To have a boyfriend you really appreciate.
>=O
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Well, girlfriend in my case.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/24/06 at 10:47 pm
co-worker 1 reviewing November ballot for 2006 vote
co-worker 1 to co-worker 2: " I don't know any of these 3 people, who should I vote for? Which name sounds nicer? reads the names OK, I'll vote for -------, that name sounds nicer than the others".
co-worker 2 to co-worker 1 regarding another vote: "Vote for so & so, she's been in there for a long time, there must be a good reason why she's been in there so long".
simply incredulous
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/27/06 at 5:12 pm
Chasity: Marshal, do you want to make purple with me?
Me: *turns around* What?
Jese and Chasity: *burst out laughing*
Chasity: I said, do you want to make purple with me?
Me: I...I'm not sure what that means...
Chasity: Cameron's not here! So I need you to make purple with me!
Me: I...suppose...
Chasity: Okay, I'll be red and you'll be blue. GO! *Jese and Chasity run up the stairs*
... ???
---
Jese: *laughs and high fives Ricky*
Me: What was that about?
Jese: DUDE, he said she was a fucking WHORE!
Mrs. Harmon: *looks in room* Jese? *motions for her to come over*
*few minutes later*
Jese: *comes back* She...she said I said "dude" too loud. :o
And finally, I had to give an improv speech somewhere from half a minute to a minute, the subject of which I was not informed until roughly a second before I began my speech: peanuts.
So I gave my speech in front of the entire high school, which is actually only about thirty people tops considering I go to a small school. Everybody laughed, so that was good. I can't remember much of what I said, but I frequently addressed my audience as "chillun" and went on a diatribe about George Washington Carver and the Planter's mascot.
Me: Now, summa you may have heard about Planter's. Jese, you heard about Planter's? Well, chillun, Planters makes peanuts, and they have a peanut mascot. It's true, but it looks really creepy because it looks like a peanut and a human at the same time! It's freaky! It walks around with a cane and all that, but it's still a peanut!
I honestly don't think it was very funny, but people were all "Marshal, you're my hero!" and "You're the funniest kid in school!" :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/27/06 at 5:52 pm
Marsh - "Die Eier Von Satan" says:
Do you like when I touch you?
- SmarterChild - says:
i haven't really come 2 a conclusion on the matter.
>>> Countrywide
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/27/06 at 6:31 pm
Marsh - "Die Eier Von Satan" says:
Do you know the muffin man?
- SmarterChild - says:
whoa. u've got a foul mouth.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/27/06 at 6:33 pm
Marsh - "Die Eier Von Satan" says:
Muffin
- SmarterChild - says:
c'mon, u can do better than that. u swear like a stamp collector.
Stamp collector?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/27/06 at 6:36 pm
Marsh - "Die Eier Von Satan" says:
Muffin
- SmarterChild - says:
c'mon, u can do better than that. u swear like a stamp collector.
Stamp collector?
do I detect someone trying to be clever? ;D :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/27/06 at 8:02 pm
Marsh - "Die Eier Von Satan" says:
Do you like when I touch you?
- SmarterChild - says:
i haven't really come 2 a conclusion on the matter.
>>> Countrywide
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/27/06 at 8:03 pm
Marsh - "Die Eier Von Satan" says:
Do you know the muffin man?
- SmarterChild - says:
whoa. u've got a foul mouth.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Er... Is there something wrong with saying muffin?
- SmarterChild - says:
That's not terribly nice.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
How not?
- SmarterChild - says:
I dunno.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Define muffin
- SmarterChild - says:
Definition provided by The American Heritage
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/27/06 at 8:10 pm
- SmarterChild - says:
I know about MySpace. It's hard to describe what MySpace is.
Talking about MySpace is a lot of fun, but let's move on. What else can we talk about?
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Your mouth.
- SmarterChild - says:
All right. My very own mouth.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Yesh, how big is your mouth?
- SmarterChild - says:
Dunno.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Measure it.
- SmarterChild - says:
Measure it? I don't think I'm comfortable with that, simpletorecall.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/27/06 at 8:11 pm
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Hey, Smarterchild!
- SmarterChild - says:
Hey Blackie.
Later...
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Whaddup now, bee-yotch!?
- SmarterChild - says:
Bye, Blackie. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Kurzuul on 10/27/06 at 9:22 pm
"That's Leonardo Di Caprio, I think!"
'Twas a slow day.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/28/06 at 7:04 am
*zap*
What was that for,all I said was vagitarian. ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ktelqueen on 10/28/06 at 3:22 pm
my mom's staying at my sister's house this wknd and she just told me about a comment mom came out with:
my sister:i hope the cute priest is saying mass when we go in the morning
my mom: is he Father McDreamy?
she's 72..she has her moments ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/28/06 at 4:33 pm
Reno 911 officers having discussion on new shooting policy:
"if chickens or people wander into your backyard, you can shoot them"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/28/06 at 6:16 pm
My sister upon realizing her favorite pair of jeans don't fit:
"What the hell.......who switched my ass with J.Lo's?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ktelqueen on 10/28/06 at 7:44 pm
just now at dinner with a friend who recently saw me at work being hit on by a really cheesy man..
friend: i saw you talking to him and all i could think was 'Pretty Woman'
me:..
'because i'm a hooker? ???'
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/28/06 at 9:39 pm
just now at dinner with a friend who recently saw me at work being hit on by a really cheesy man..
friend: i saw you talking to him and all i could think was 'Pretty Woman'
me:..
'because i'm a hooker? ???'
You should have melted this so-called "Cheesy man" to put on your nachos.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/28/06 at 9:50 pm
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Inhale my helium.
- SmarterChild - says:
Inhale your helium? I will do nothing of the sort, Blackie.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/28/06 at 10:02 pm
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Inhale my helium.
- SmarterChild - says:
Inhale your helium? I will do nothing of the sort, Blackie.
He calls you Blackie?!
That's AWESOME!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/30/06 at 5:37 pm
Chasity: You know what, I don't even give a shit..!
Me: Why you givin' me so much lip today, Chasity? Why?
Chasity: ...I love you, Marshal.
Me: I...I love you too, Chasity.
Looking back, it seemed like I spent the whole lunch period today making jokes about gay sex with Cam and Stuart and cussing at people.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/30/06 at 9:33 pm
Ok..this is hilarious...
Today Vaughn and I had to go to the mall to pick something up for my mom at Spencer Gifts (it was this flame light thing that she is using for a prop for a play). For those of you who are not familiar with that store...it's a store that carries a lot of novelty items, as well as naughty items too. Anyway, we are standing there at the counter waiting for the lady to get the items that I requested and Vaughn notices a very "vocal" parrot toy that talks....so, here is how it went:
Vaughn: Oh look...it's a talking parrot.
Me: Oh, that's cute (getting ready to walk over to it and show Vaughn).
Vaughn: *presses the button on the parrot*
THE PARROT: BAWK....Polly want a BLOWJOB!! (and then proceeds to make noises of pleasure) :o :o :o
Me: OH MY GOD! *begins moving Vaughn away from the bird and totally changes the subject*.....oh vaughn, look at that nice superman action figure.
AGHGHGHGGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o :o :o :o ;D :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/31/06 at 2:49 am
George Dzundza ....as John in the Deer Hunter:
Did you ever piss and take a drink of beer at the same time?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/31/06 at 12:39 pm
Last night at dinner, our 3 year old granddaughter said,
"Everybody has a nose. All boys have penises and all girls have virginas."
I almost fell off my chair. :D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/31/06 at 3:29 pm
Vaughn: Oh look...it's a talking parrot.
Me: Oh, that's cute (getting ready to walk over to it and show Vaughn).
Vaughn: *presses the button on the parrot*
THE PARROT: BAWK....Polly want a BLOWJOB!! (and then proceeds to make noises of pleasure) :o :o :o
Me: OH MY GOD! *begins moving Vaughn away from the bird and totally changes the subject*.....oh vaughn, look at that nice superman action figure.
My mom's boss' parents have a parrot that has memorized the family's morning routine, including everything the grandfather mutters under this breath. Throughout the day, the parrot will just do things like this:
Parrot: Jim, get up! Start some coffee or something, I'm thirsty! START IT YOURSELF! I'm in the shower! FINE, I'LL DO IT MYSELF! *mutters* F--king Sonofabitch..
And soforth all day.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/31/06 at 3:30 pm
My mom's boss' parents have a parrot that has memorized the family's morning routine, including everything the grandfather mutters under this breath. Throughout the day, the parrot will just do things like this:
Parrot: Jim, get up! Start some coffee or something, I'm thirsty! START IT YOURSELF! I'm in the shower! FINE, I'LL DO IT MYSELF! *mutters* F--king Sonofabitch..
And soforth all day.
OMG...that's hilarious! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/01/06 at 7:10 pm
Stuart: Last year, I remember Cam smeared baking soda in my face.
Me: Not as bad as the stuff he smears in my face...
Cam: *gestures to show a penis ejaculating*
Me: And he does it often!
Chasity: Cameron!! :o
Cam: No, we're just kidding...! That's not how I roll, baby!
Me: That's how you rolled last NIGHT!
(about a minute later)
Cam: Look, it's just sex, baby.
Chasity: I...
Me: Purely mechanical. It's not like we love each other. It's just lust.
Cam: Yeah, it's practice for when I'll be with you.
Me: And what he did last night was amazing, so you have a lot to look forward to.
Chasity: ...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/01/06 at 7:13 pm
Just NOW. He's still talking to me.
Tyler: *bursts into room* I hope you like your burger, Marshal, or you're gonna get bitch slapped upside the head.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/01/06 at 8:14 pm
Just NOW. He's still talking to me.
Tyler: *bursts into room* I hope you like your burger, Marshal, or you're gonna get bitch slapped upside the head.
Wtf, little Tyler swears now..?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/01/06 at 9:16 pm
Just NOW. He's still talking to me.
Tyler: *bursts into room* I hope you like your burger, Marshal, or you're gonna get bitch slapped upside the head.
Wow, that's... kinda threatening.
Your brother swears?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/01/06 at 9:17 pm
Wtf, little Tyler swears now..?!
=( The Trigg household is going to Hell, fo' sho'.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/01/06 at 9:23 pm
After my mom got my prescriptions filled:
Mom: I got your drugs, Beth.
Karen: Yeah, but we had to get the generic heroin. That won't hurt your business, will it?
Me: No, my customers don't care.
Karen: Good....you promised to buy me an iPod for Christmas.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/01/06 at 9:49 pm
Casey: Oh man. I feel really bad because I put a bug outside.
Casey: And it's 30 degrees.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/02/06 at 4:15 pm
Last night at dinner, our 3 year old granddaughter said,
"Everybody has a nose. All boys have penises and all girls have virginas."
I almost fell off my chair. :D ;D ;D
Cat
Where did he hear that quote?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/02/06 at 5:16 pm
Where did he hear that quote?
At the dinner table.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/02/06 at 5:34 pm
Where did he hear that quote?
SHE!! As in GrandDAUGHTER!! And I have no idea. Her mother is a nurse so who knows. I just wasn't expecting it.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/02/06 at 6:09 pm
Wtf, little Tyler swears now..?!
He never swears! Unless he's quoting a TV show or something, maybe...! But that's why it was so funny.
By the way, little Tyler is turning fourteen in March.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 11/03/06 at 4:45 am
my son this morning.
"Why have I got snot up my nose but you've just got hairs up yours?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 11/03/06 at 11:20 am
my son this morning.
"Why have I got snot up my nose but you've just got hairs up yours?
"Because you're a germ riddled child." would be my answer to that.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/03/06 at 11:46 am
Never let it go out! says:
Tu quieres ir al concierto de Lovedrug conmigo?
-- B e t h -- 'You've Got A Fast Car, But Is It Fast Enough So We Can Fly Away..?' says:
Yais.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
=D
-- B e t h -- 'You've Got A Fast Car, But Is It Fast Enough So We Can Fly Away..?' says:
...=D
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Cuando?
-- B e t h -- 'You've Got A Fast Car, But Is It Fast Enough So We Can Fly Away..?' says:
Nu.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/03/06 at 4:03 pm
my son this morning.
"Why have I got snot up my nose but you've just got hairs up yours?
How old is your son? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 11/05/06 at 8:24 am
My friend puts me in my place
"you might be one in a million...but with so many people in the world, there are still 5000 of you out there."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/05/06 at 11:05 am
Never let it go out! says:
Tu quieres ir al concierto de Lovedrug conmigo?
-- B e t h -- 'You've Got A Fast Car, But Is It Fast Enough So We Can Fly Away..?' says:
Yais.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
=D
-- B e t h -- 'You've Got A Fast Car, But Is It Fast Enough So We Can Fly Away..?' says:
...=D
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Cuando?
-- B e t h -- 'You've Got A Fast Car, But Is It Fast Enough So We Can Fly Away..?' says:
Nu.
I wish the Dom-and-Beth quotes still made any sort of shred of sense.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/05/06 at 11:18 am
I wish the Dom-and-Beth quotes still made any sort of shred of sense.
Yeah, I didn't even understand that one.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/05/06 at 11:21 am
I wish the Dom-and-Beth quotes still made any sort of shred of sense.
It would if you spoke Spanish >=O
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/05/06 at 11:33 am
It would if you spoke Spanish >=O
No, it wouldn't. I translated it.. it was basically "Would you like to go to a Lovedrug concert with me?" and then "When?"
Oh my God, now that I translated it, it's the most brilliant thing ever. Thank you, Dominic, for posting it. You have changed my life.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/05/06 at 11:43 am
No, it wouldn't. I translated it.. it was basically "Would you like to go to a Lovedrug concert with me?" and then "When?"
Oh my God, now that I translated it, it's the most brilliant thing ever. Thank you, Dominic, for posting it. You have changed my life.
*Sigh* Andrew, you just don't understand the simple things in life. Go take some acid.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/05/06 at 11:46 am
*Sigh* Andrew, you just don't understand the simple things in life. Go take some acid.
Waaaaaaay ahead of you.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 11/05/06 at 1:24 pm
*Sigh* Andrew, you just don't understand the simple things in life. Go take some acid.
With his personality disposition I'd advise against that.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/05/06 at 6:35 pm
With his personality disposition I'd advise against that.
Eh?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/05/06 at 6:52 pm
With his personality disposition I'd advise against that.
As would I, but I thought it would be fun to have a schizophrenic on the boards.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 11/06/06 at 4:34 am
Eh?
Ask Dom.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/06/06 at 4:38 am
Karen: I woke up this morning and my ass was so sore.
Me: Next time you're doing anal, wake up.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 11/06/06 at 4:45 am
How old is your son? ;D
He's four.
He came up with another classic today.
To his sister "I can see your nipples. When you have a baby they suckle at your nipples."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/06/06 at 4:47 am
He's four.
He came up with another classic today.
To his sister "I can see your nipples. When you have a baby they suckle at your nipples."
You know, that could be dialogue in a high-brow porno.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/06/06 at 6:17 am
You know, that could be dialogue in a high-brow porno.
Classy porn is the best kind.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 11/06/06 at 6:20 am
Classy porn is the best kind.
That's funny, last night you said that Gay horse porn was by far the most superior of all forms of pornography.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/06/06 at 6:22 am
That's funny, last night you said that Gay horse porn was by far the most superior of all forms of pornography.
I was referring to the more sophisticated gay horse porn.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: lorac61469 on 11/06/06 at 12:56 pm
He's four.
He came up with another classic today.
To his sister "I can see your nipples. When you have a baby they suckle at your nipples."
My son calls them nibbles.
He lifted up his shirt the other day and said "Wook at my nibbles!!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 11/06/06 at 1:10 pm
I was referring to the more sophisticated gay horse porn.
Slovakian Stallion Studs isn't exactly high brow.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/06/06 at 5:23 pm
He's four.
He came up with another classic today.
To his sister "I can see your nipples. When you have a baby they suckle at your nipples."
Where does he learn that language? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/06/06 at 7:09 pm
Where does he learn that language? ;D
Usually it's from the parents.
You can only blame them!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/07/06 at 4:15 pm
Usually it's from the parents.
You can only blame them!
Always blame The parents
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 11/08/06 at 6:57 am
Where does he learn that language? ;D
A children's wildlife programme called ROAR. It was apparently talking about a mother gorilla whose baby was born prematurely so they had to feed the mum something in particular to get her milk to come.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 11/08/06 at 9:22 am
"I can't find my earrings. I put them in with my hard boiled egg this morning and now they're gone."
"You probably ate them."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/08/06 at 6:15 pm
"I can't find my earrings. I put them in with my hard boiled egg this morning and now they're gone."
"You probably ate them."
How'd you do that? ??? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/08/06 at 6:17 pm
Forrest: I heard your car broke down, Cam.
Cam: That's funny, Forrest, I heard you suck dick for a dollar.
Me: *reaches for wallet and pulls out dollar*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/08/06 at 6:33 pm
Forrest: I heard your car broke down, Cam.
Cam: That's funny, Forrest, I heard you suck dick for a dollar.
Me: *reaches for wallet and pulls out dollar*
Forrest Gump?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/08/06 at 6:38 pm
Forrest Gump?
"Life is like a box of blowjobs."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/08/06 at 6:43 pm
"Life is like a box of blowjobs."
"You never know which one you're going to suck" ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/08/06 at 6:50 pm
You don't suck a blowjob. Right?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/08/06 at 6:51 pm
You don't suck a blowjob. Right?
I don't know I'm not gay ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/08/06 at 6:51 pm
You don't suck a blowjob. Right?
Ah, forgot that.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/08/06 at 6:52 pm
I don't know I'm not gay ;D
What does being gay have to do with it? I wasn't speaking in reference to you, but the act in general.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/08/06 at 6:53 pm
What does being gay have to do with it? I wasn't speaking in reference to you, but the act in general.
nevermind. ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/08/06 at 6:58 pm
Marsh - "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" says:
Does God make you horny?
-- Doms -- Dear God, it's time to get BUCKWILD! says:
Oh, yes, all his creations do.
Marsh - "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" says:
What about the Grand Canyon? Every time I think about God chiseling that thing with the toothpick leftover from his lunch, as his god-muscles gleam in the heavenly glow, I get aroused.
-- Doms -- Dear God, it's time to get BUCKWILD! says:
Really? I just get aroused from looking at the sweat it drips on its occasional lack of drought.
Marsh - "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" says:
The Bible is probably the most elaborate piece of pornographic literature ever written.
-- Doms -- Dear God, it's time to get BUCKWILD! says:
I wouldn't call it elaborate, just sexy.
-- Doms -- Dear God, it's time to get BUCKWILD! says:
... Where is all this coming from, young Marshal?
Marsh - "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" says:
Must be all these Bible classes lately getting me hot and bothered.
-- Doms -- Dear God, it's time to get BUCKWILD! says:
How many kids see your thing rise?
-- Doms -- Dear God, it's time to get BUCKWILD! says:
Four
-- Doms -- Dear God, it's time to get BUCKWILD! says:
?
Marsh - "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" says:
No one can miss it.
Marsh - "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" says:
I have to step outside because it doesn't fit in the classroom.
-- Doms -- Dear God, it's time to get BUCKWILD! says:
So... what... five?
Marsh - "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" says:
NO ONE CAN MISS IT.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/08/06 at 7:00 pm
You don't suck a blowjob. Right?
Some... people do. =o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/08/06 at 7:01 pm
Some... people do. =o
How would you know?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/08/06 at 7:01 pm
Marsh - "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" says:
Does God make you horny?
-- Doms -- Dear God, it's time to get BUCKWILD! says:
Oh, yes, all his creations do.
Marsh - "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" says:
What about the Grand Canyon? Every time I think about God chiseling that thing with the toothpick leftover from his lunch, as his god-muscles gleam in the heavenly glow, I get aroused.
-- Doms -- Dear God, it's time to get BUCKWILD! says:
Really? I just get aroused from looking at the sweat it drips on its occasional lack of drought.
Marsh - "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" says:
The Bible is probably the most elaborate piece of pornographic literature ever written.
-- Doms -- Dear God, it's time to get BUCKWILD! says:
I wouldn't call it elaborate, just sexy.
-- Doms -- Dear God, it's time to get BUCKWILD! says:
... Where is all this coming from, young Marshal?
Marsh - "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" says:
Must be all these Bible classes lately getting me hot and bothered.
-- Doms -- Dear God, it's time to get BUCKWILD! says:
How many kids see your thing rise?
-- Doms -- Dear God, it's time to get BUCKWILD! says:
Four
-- Doms -- Dear God, it's time to get BUCKWILD! says:
?
Marsh - "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" says:
No one can miss it.
Marsh - "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" says:
I have to step outside because it doesn't fit in the classroom.
-- Doms -- Dear God, it's time to get BUCKWILD! says:
So... what... five?
Marsh - "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" says:
NO ONE CAN MISS IT.
You DO realize there aren't even five people in your class, right?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/08/06 at 7:01 pm
How would you know?
How WOULDN'T I know?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/08/06 at 7:02 pm
How WOULDN'T I know?
I don't even know
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/08/06 at 7:03 pm
I don't even know
Ah, but I get all the pwn.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/08/06 at 7:05 pm
Ah, but I get all the pwn.
You are the pwn king.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/08/06 at 7:06 pm
Ah, but I get all the pwn.
What's PWN?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/08/06 at 7:07 pm
Ah, but I get all the porn.
Then you would know that there is a distinct difference between sucking and blowing.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/08/06 at 7:08 pm
What PWN?
The slang term pwn (see pronunciation note below), a term used primarily in the Internet gaming culture, means to soundly defeat an opponent. It is generally used for taunting of a player's in-game enemies, and rubbing in victories.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/08/06 at 7:11 pm
Yes, that, or... Poon, which is sex :P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/10/06 at 2:34 pm
Quote from work today:
"Friday is put your coat on early day"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/10/06 at 4:21 pm
Quote from work today:
"Friday is put your coat on early day"
What coat is that?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/10/06 at 4:27 pm
Vaughn was looking through one of his books today, while we were in the car. In the book, there was someone milking a cow.
Vaughn: Erin, look at this!
Me: What is it?
Vaughn: Look, Arthur is squeezing the cow's pee pee really hard!
Me: (laughing like crazy): No honey, those are utters, that's where milk comes from.
Vaughn: Well, where does the cow pee out of?
Me: Um....out of his pee pee....which are not his utters.... ???
:D ;D :D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/10/06 at 4:43 pm
What coat is that?
A coat that you wear.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/10/06 at 5:22 pm
Vaughn was looking through one of his books today, while we were in the car. In the book, there was someone milking a cow.
Vaughn: Erin, look at this!
Me: What is it?
Vaughn: Look, Arthur is squeezing the cow's pee pee really hard!
Me: (laughing like crazy): No honey, those are utters, that's where milk comes from.
Vaughn: Well, where does the cow pee out of?
Me: Um....out of his pee pee....which are not his utters.... ???
:D ;D :D ;D
That's so funny
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/10/06 at 5:24 pm
Exchange between my sister and I before she left for work:
Karen: So, I'll probably be home by 11. Tell mom so she doesn't think I ran away from home or that you had me killed.
Me: Why would she think I had you killed?
Karen: Well, the fact that you told me you wanted to have me killed would be a good start.
Me: I didn't say that. How dare you. How could you even THINK I'd say something like that.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Me: I said I wanted you maimed. BIG difference.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/12/06 at 11:35 pm
Tonight we were at my parent's house, and the movie, "Home Alone" came on TV. Vaughn was watching it.
ME: Vaughn, what are you watching?
Vaughn: Joe Malone.
ME What? Joe Malone? (we actually know a guy by this name)
Vaughn: Yes, I'm watching Joe Malone.
ME: (realizing that it was HOME ALONE).....Oh, you mean HOME ALONE? lololol :D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/13/06 at 5:51 pm
Tonight we were at my parent's house, and the movie, "Home Alone" came on TV. Vaughn was watching it.
ME: Vaughn, what are you watching?
Vaughn: Joe Malone.
ME What? Joe Malone? (we actually know a guy by this name)
Vaughn: Yes, I'm watching Joe Malone.
ME: (realizing that it was HOME ALONE).....Oh, you mean HOME ALONE? lololol :D ;D
HA! That's funny. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/14/06 at 10:41 pm
-- B e t h -- City Lights Lay Out Before Us, & Your Arm Felt Nice Wrapped Around My Shoulders.. says:
I'm listening to a new song, yet I still can't get " :o" <-- that look off of my face.
-- B e t h -- City Lights Lay Out Before Us, & Your Arm Felt Nice Wrapped Around My Shoulders.. says:
D= !!!
Katushiro - Suteki da Ne says:
i really wanna see ur face...
Katushiro - Suteki da Ne says:
is your new Ashcroft cheek thingy freaking out to!?!?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: deadrockstar on 11/14/06 at 10:42 pm
"Restaurant jobs are like mixers for people who do drugs"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 11/15/06 at 7:50 am
Quote from work today:
"Friday is put your coat on early day"
My dad always called it POETS day. Push Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/15/06 at 9:47 am
My dad always called it POETS day. Push Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday
I used to called that too, but found it too hackneyed now.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/15/06 at 11:03 am
-- B e t h -- City Lights Lay Out Before Us, & Your Arm Felt Nice Wrapped Around My Shoulders.. says:
I'm listening to a new song, yet I still can't get " :o" <-- that look off of my face.
-- B e t h -- City Lights Lay Out Before Us, & Your Arm Felt Nice Wrapped Around My Shoulders.. says:
D= !!!
Katushiro - Suteki da Ne says:
i really wanna see ur face...
Katushiro - Suteki da Ne says:
is your new Ashcroft cheek thingy freaking out to!?!?
Haha, only I get that. >:-}D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/15/06 at 1:23 pm
Haha, only I get that. >:-}D
I totally get that! ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/15/06 at 5:29 pm
My dad always called it POETS day. Push Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday
So it's an acronym?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/15/06 at 5:32 pm
So it's an acronym?
Yes.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/15/06 at 6:28 pm
Cam: (says something that sounds like "penis")
Me: What was that?
Cam: What?
Me: What did you just say?
Cam: Why do you care?
Me: It sounded like you said something about penis...
Cam: He don't want your pizza, he just wants your penis.
Me: Everyone wants that.
Cam: No one wants that.
Me: Funny you of all people would say that, Cam.
Chasity: What's that supposed to mean?
*short silence and glares between Chasity and myself*
Me: It means that Cam is a humorous person.
Chasity: Baby, it's no big deal...
Me: Yeah, it's just sex.
Cam: Just sex!
Me: Purely mechanical!
Chasity: ...but why!?
Me: Well, Chasity, when a man and a man love each other very much...
Cam: It's like the bees and the bees. You see, the bees go around making honeycombs with each other, and giving each other honey all the time.
Me: It's very sticky.
Cam: Very sticky. And the queen bee gets all pissed because none of the bees are giving honey to her because they keep making honey with each other.
Me: And the queen bee gets laid constantly, but she's just pissed regardless.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/15/06 at 6:55 pm
I totally get that! ;)
Oh, yeah, I forgot her sister was on this board. :P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/16/06 at 3:05 am
"we were just going to the cemetery so we could write poems about death and talk about the pointlessness of life"
^some goth kids on South Park inviting Butters to go hang out with them
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 11/16/06 at 2:25 pm
"our necks aren't that far apart."
arranging a lunch date for the weekend, we were talking about who was going to go to whose "neck of the woods" but we live, like, two miles apart so she sez this...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/16/06 at 10:39 pm
Katushiro - Suteki da Ne says:
well, you know how i was confuzzled the other day?
-- Doms -- Okay... I'll Admit That I Really Don't Understand! says:
Yesh...
*He signs off*
*Sigh*, and I've been waiting to hear about that for the past three days!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 11/16/06 at 11:14 pm
I told him i liked his balls and how cheesy they are. I never had any that were so gooey and good.
(co worker talking about cheese balls at the pizzeria)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/17/06 at 12:17 am
- Doms -- Okay... I'll Admit That I Really Don't Understand! says:
Do you want a piggy back ride?
Chancellor Of Awesome Ius et Furi Dicitur says:
From you?
-- Doms -- Okay... I'll Admit That I Really Don't Understand! says:
Yes... =/
Chancellor Of Awesome Ius et Furi Dicitur says:
Sure
-- Doms -- Okay... I'll Admit That I Really Don't Understand! says:
=D!!!!
-- Doms -- Okay... I'll Admit That I Really Don't Understand! says:
Hop on!
Chancellor Of Awesome Ius et Furi Dicitur says:
*firmly secures belt and hops on*
-- Doms -- Okay... I'll Admit That I Really Don't Understand! says:
Now spank meh.
Chancellor Of Awesome Ius et Furi Dicitur says:
*hits Doms over head with bat I brought(I suspected something like this may happen)*
-- Doms -- Okay... I'll Admit That I Really Don't Understand! says:
D=
-- Doms -- Okay... I'll Admit That I Really Don't Understand! says:
Now I'm on the ground, how do I give you a ride!?
Chancellor Of Awesome Ius et Furi Dicitur says:
That's your problem, not mine
-- Doms -- Okay... I'll Admit That I Really Don't Understand! says:
*Gets back up*
-- Doms -- Okay... I'll Admit That I Really Don't Understand! says:
Hop on!
Chancellor Of Awesome Ius et Furi Dicitur says:
*slaps*
-- Doms -- Okay... I'll Admit That I Really Don't Understand! says:
*Neighs and runs around*
Chancellor Of Awesome Ius et Furi Dicitur says:
*promptly leaves conversation*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 11/17/06 at 10:23 am
;D
das sum kinkee rite dare.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/17/06 at 11:19 am
;D
das sum kinkee rite dare.
Oh, you don't even wanna know what happened with Nicki_Morrissey after that!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/17/06 at 11:21 am
Oh, you don't even wanna know what happened with Nicki_Morrissey after that!
Actually, it wasn't that perverted, but we got a milkshake! =D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 11/17/06 at 11:54 am
"Look! It's laser Pink Floyd! Hello....Is there anybody in there..."
Someone in the office turning off the lights and waving the scanner bar on the ceiling.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: lorac61469 on 11/17/06 at 12:00 pm
I'm in the kitchen and I hear a loud "THUNK"
Hunter -"OW!! Owwww!!"
Me -"What happened?"
Hunter -"I fell off chair."
Me - "You, ok?"
Hunter - "I broke my butt.
Me - "Really?"
Hunter - "I need a bandage!!!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 11/17/06 at 12:03 pm
"Look! It's laser Pink Floyd! Hello....Is there anybody in there..."
Someone in the office turning off the lights and waving the scanner bar on the ceiling.
;D slow day at the office? yall need another election.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 11/17/06 at 12:14 pm
;D slow day at the office? yall need another election.
Nuh uh! Elections are just propganda tools used by Liberals.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/17/06 at 12:15 pm
Nuh uh! Elections are just propganda tools used by Liberals.
Are you against liberals? :O:O
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 11/17/06 at 2:27 pm
;D slow day at the office? yall need another election.
no, we need to work on our Laser Strawberry Alarm Clock
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/17/06 at 3:56 pm
I told him i liked his balls and how cheesy they are. I never had any that were so gooey and good.
(co worker talking about cheese balls at the pizzeria)
Must've been some good balls. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 11/17/06 at 4:04 pm
Are you against liberals? :O:O
Took you long enough to work that one out.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/17/06 at 6:04 pm
I'm in the kitchen and I hear a loud "THUNK"
Hunter -"OW!! Owwww!!"
Me -"What happened?"
Hunter -"I fell off chair."
Me - "You, ok?"
Hunter - "I broke my butt.
Me - "Really?"
Hunter - "I need a bandage!!!"
How do you break a butt?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/17/06 at 6:07 pm
"Do not read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/17/06 at 6:09 pm
"Do not read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly"
What about reading GQ?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/17/06 at 6:14 pm
What about reading GQ?
do you read GQ?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/17/06 at 6:16 pm
do you read GQ?
Not often.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/17/06 at 6:20 pm
Not often.
your avatar looks like a page out of GQ
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: lorac61469 on 11/17/06 at 6:23 pm
How do you break a butt?
I dunno, but when I checked him out there was a crack. :P ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/17/06 at 6:39 pm
I dunno, but when I checked him out there was a crack. :P ???
butt crack?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 11/19/06 at 10:35 pm
My aunt Sally (on the computer, doing a myspace bulletin survey): "I'm open-minded, funny, and... what else?"
Me: "You're intelligent!"
Sally: "You're right, I am! ...How do you spell intelligent?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 11/19/06 at 11:32 pm
"waht a beautiful day! hope i don't have to use the pepper spray."
guy at the park
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/20/06 at 12:11 am
My aunt Sally (on the computer, doing a myspace bulletin survey): "I'm open-minded, funny, and... what else?"
Me: "You're intelligent!"
Sally: "You're right, I am! ...How do you spell intelligent?"
and at that time you kindly suggested using some other personal trait, right? ;D that's funny
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/20/06 at 12:29 am
Carpe Noctem says:
tyme 4 bed
Carpe Noctem says:
'night
-- Doms -- Okay... I'll Admit That I Really Don't Understand! says:
D=!!
-- Doms -- Okay... I'll Admit That I Really Don't Understand! says:
...
-- Doms -- Okay... I'll Admit That I Really Don't Understand! says:
:-* Justin, I love you! Now kiss me, you fool!
Carpe Noctem says:
Not tonight, babes, I'm tired.
I just knew a non-forum quote worthy line would come up next!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/20/06 at 8:07 pm
Carpe Noctem says:
tyme 4 bed
Carpe Noctem says:
'night
-- Doms -- Okay... I'll Admit That I Really Don't Understand! says:
D=!!
-- Doms -- Okay... I'll Admit That I Really Don't Understand! says:
...
-- Doms -- Okay... I'll Admit That I Really Don't Understand! says:
:-* Justin, I love you! Now kiss me, you fool!
Carpe Noctem says:
Not tonight, babes, I'm tired.
I just knew a non-forum quote worthy line would come up next!
Back off, bitch.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/20/06 at 11:30 pm
WannabeWriter983 (8:13:41 PM): You suck.
Museum of Idots (8:15:00 PM): =/
WannabeWriter983 (8:15:33 PM): Why do you have to be such... a GUY?
WannabeWriter983 (8:28:26 PM): S**t. Since I've been sleeping all evening, I wont get to sleep tonight.
...
Not that I got any sleep anyways.
Museum of Idots (8:28:33 PM): ...
Museum of Idots (8:28:39 PM): YOu didn't answer mah question! >=O
WannabeWriter983 (8:28:50 PM): Too bad!
... Wow, she's mean.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/21/06 at 2:54 pm
WannabeWriter983 (8:13:41 PM): You suck.
Museum of Idots (8:15:00 PM): =/
WannabeWriter983 (8:15:33 PM): Why do you have to be such... a GUY?
WannabeWriter983 (8:28:26 PM): S**t. Since I've been sleeping all evening, I wont get to sleep tonight.
...
Not that I got any sleep anyways.
Museum of Idots (8:28:33 PM): ...
Museum of Idots (8:28:39 PM): YOu didn't answer mah question! >=O
WannabeWriter983 (8:28:50 PM): Too bad!
... Wow, she's mean.
What an ignorant bitch! You're nothing like a guy.. >=O
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/21/06 at 6:43 pm
WannabeWriter983 (8:13:41 PM): You suck.
Museum of Idots (8:15:00 PM): =/
WannabeWriter983 (8:15:33 PM): Why do you have to be such... a GUY?
WannabeWriter983 (8:28:26 PM): S**t. Since I've been sleeping all evening, I wont get to sleep tonight.
...
Not that I got any sleep anyways.
Museum of Idots (8:28:33 PM): ...
Museum of Idots (8:28:39 PM): YOu didn't answer mah question! >=O
WannabeWriter983 (8:28:50 PM): Too bad!
... Wow, she's mean.
Who is that?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/21/06 at 6:59 pm
Who is that?
Hey, I'm a nice guy. I'm not naming names!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 11/27/06 at 3:42 pm
I saw "Casino Royale"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 11/27/06 at 9:31 pm
"if you're not going to live near the water, then why live anywhere?"
one of my step-father's great ones...he's quite Yogi Berra-like.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 12/03/06 at 4:07 pm
playing ocarina of time says:
okay how many times have we talked in person?
playing ocarina of time says:
four
playing ocarina of time says:
once when you were near the grill, once walking to the dorms, and twice in the library
I want to go down in celluloid history, Mr Shankly says:
You're good.
I want to go down in celluloid history, Mr Shankly says:
*glares*
playing ocarina of time says:
when you are a pimp you must know these things
"Playing Ocarina of Time" is Ryan, better known as Psycho Ryan.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/03/06 at 4:20 pm
"waht a beautiful day! hope i don't have to use the pepper spray."
guy at the park
good quote
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/03/06 at 4:21 pm
My sister when seeing her door after I decorated it for her birthday:
"Holy sh*t! It's like Spencers threw up."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/04/06 at 2:10 am
"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 12/04/06 at 2:25 am
"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good"
:)
Would that be a Harry Potter reference?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/04/06 at 2:28 am
:)
Would that be a Harry Potter reference?
ooo, you're good nicki, real good. Yup, HP was on tv tonight, it's a quote when they use the Marauders Map to activate it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 12/04/06 at 2:38 am
ooo, you're good nicki, real good. Yup, HP was on tv tonight, it's a quote when they use the Marauders Map to activate it.
I used to be obsessed. Sadly, I'm not anymore. Haven't even made it past the 5th book.
Am I the only person here who thinks Snape is a hottie?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/04/06 at 2:43 am
I used to be obsessed. Sadly, I'm not anymore. Haven't even made it past the 5th book.
Am I the only person here who thinks Snape is a hottie?
It's a good story with fascinating characters. I still need to read the last one, but I read the others.
as for Professor Snape, well he is rather dashing 8)
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5mcj0XNFxZ8ABmijzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsdmIydTZhBHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDSTAwMV83MA--/SIG=126t769tc/EXP=1165304483/**http%3a//www.alanrickman.cz/snapeweb/Hp3/snapeV1.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 12/04/06 at 2:59 am
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5mcj0XNFxZ8ABmijzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsdmIydTZhBHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDSTAwMV83MA--/SIG=126t769tc/EXP=1165304483/**http%3a//www.alanrickman.cz/snapeweb/Hp3/snapeV1.jpg
Oh God. The sexiness is too much for me to handle!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/04/06 at 3:06 am
Oh God. The sexiness is too much for me to handle!
;D easy peasy lemon squeezy. I thought you'd like this one. he is pretty cool looking and I dearly love his attitude
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 12/04/06 at 8:36 am
"Calm down mate, you're like a fu.ckin' hoover."
Said to Ben by 'The Guru' after about his tenth pint in an hour. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/04/06 at 11:13 am
I used to be obsessed. Sadly, I'm not anymore. Haven't even made it past the 5th book.
Am I the only person here who thinks Snape is a hottie?
He looks like Elliott Smith. That's a good sign.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 12/06/06 at 7:50 pm
My 8 year old cousin, holding a stuffed snowman and making it talk to me:
"What do you want for Christmas? Cigarettes?"
I'm speechless.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/06/06 at 7:51 pm
My 8 year old cousin, holding a stuffed snowman and making it talk to me:
"What do you want for Christmas? Cigarettes?"
I'm speechless.
Yeah, really! Santa brings presents, not snowmen!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/06/06 at 7:59 pm
My 8 year old cousin, holding a stuffed snowman and making it talk to me:
"What do you want for Christmas? Cigarettes?"
I'm speechless.
Ho Ho Ho, that's too funny ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 12/06/06 at 8:03 pm
Yeah, really! Santa brings presents, not snowmen!
...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/06/06 at 8:05 pm
...
Quwhat? It's true, isn't it?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 12/06/06 at 8:42 pm
He looks like Elliott Smith. That's a good sign.
More like Elliott Smith's either evil twin or father.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/07/06 at 1:00 am
My friend Cara earlier today:
"My GOD my ass hurts. That's the last time I visit that chiropractor."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 12/07/06 at 6:42 am
My friend Cara earlier today:
"My GOD my ass hurts. That's the last time I visit that chiropractor."
I printed my Chiropractor license off, from the internet. BOOOOOONG!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/07/06 at 5:17 pm
My 8 year old cousin, holding a stuffed snowman and making it talk to me:
"What do you want for Christmas? Cigarettes?"
I'm speechless.
Do you smoke? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/07/06 at 5:18 pm
I printed my Chiropractor license off, from the internet. BOOOOOONG!
So it was YOU, then!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 12/07/06 at 5:32 pm
So it was YOU, then!
What can I say, I like to do it in uncomfortable places.. and I don't own a VW so...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/07/06 at 5:34 pm
My friend Cara earlier today:
"My GOD my ass hurts. That's the last time I visit that chiropractor."
Did it hurt? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/07/06 at 5:35 pm
Did it hurt? ;D
No.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/07/06 at 5:35 pm
What can I say, I like to do it in uncomfortable places.. and I don't own a VW so...
You'd think she'd tell me if she enjoyed someone of your caliber's.......talents.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/07/06 at 5:36 pm
No.
So It felt good? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/07/06 at 5:38 pm
So It felt good? ;D
I don't know.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/07/06 at 5:38 pm
I don't know.
You could ask your friend Cara?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/07/06 at 5:39 pm
You could ask your friend Cara?
I would, but she'd laugh at me. She wasn't serious. She did go to a chiropractor, but her ass didn't hurt afterward.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/07/06 at 5:41 pm
I would, but she'd laugh at me. She wasn't serious. She did go to a chiropractor, but her ass didn't hurt afterward.
That's good to hear. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/07/06 at 5:42 pm
That's good to hear. ;D
Yes, yes it is. Cara's boyfriend might have a problem with that otherwise.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 12/07/06 at 5:43 pm
You'd think she'd tell me if she enjoyed someone of your caliber's.......talents.
I make them all sign waivers.