'There are not enough hours in the day!'

Pastor's wife:  You need to be around girls more often.

EH!?

Pastor's wife:  You need to be around girls more often.

EH!?



Haha. Marsh is T3H G4Y..!!1

jesus, is anyone gonna make me an offer for tia!?

ANY NUMBER OF HORRIFYING THINGS COULD HAVE HAPPENED!

i'm so upset right now.

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
I was messing with my hair the other day cause I'm gay..

Pastor's wife:  You need to be around girls more often.

EH!?
I hope you gave Pastor a good WTF look 
???

Haha. Marsh is T3H G4Y..!!1
LOL  ;D  not too many things bring me more joy than observing one friend humiliating another  ;D

"I love the smell of peking duck in the evening"

"I love the smell of peking duck in the evening"


--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
OMFG WTF?!

To Robin last night:

"Why you women are such bleeding machines"? ;D

To Robin last night:

"Why you women are such bleeding machines"? ;D


I can't believe you said that to her!!!

Actually... what am I saying..... I can believe you said that to her.  I can't believe you are still alive to tell us you said that to her

To Robin last night:

"Why you women are such bleeding machines"? ;D



Howard....have you no shame? ??? :o

To Robin last night:

"Why you women are such bleeding machines"? ;D



Damn you, man...*shakes head*

Howard....have you no shame? ??? :o
obviously not.

i bet howard has never stopped and said, "hmm. come to think of it, maybe i SHOULDN'T post that." most people would be too mortified to post the stuff he does, of course.

obviously not.

i bet howard has never stopped and said, "hmm. come to think of it, maybe i SHOULDN'T post that." most people would be too mortified to post the stuff he does, of course.


I want Tia back.

To Robin last night:

"Why you women are such bleeding machines"? ;D


Well, you see, Howard, women have a monthly period in which discharge flows from the vagina.  This is because the uterus sheds its lining...and...uh...

Crap, I don't know what I'm talking about.  The point is, keep such comments to yourself, lest Robin or someone else roundhouse kick you in the face.  This is a friendly warning.

NO MORE THE BLOOD THING IS ICKY!

Mom: "Are you eating properly?"
Me: 'yeah'
Mom: "Are you getting enough sleep?"
Me: 'Yeah'
Mom: "What about that Michael fellow?"
Me: 'Mom, that's Dad, he lives with you'

NO MORE THE BLOOD THING IS ICKY!
when you've gone too far for la roche, you've gone too far.

when you've gone too far for la roche, you've gone too far.


So soon the married forget each other.

So soon the married forget each other.
In speaking of which, you should forget this so-called "husband" guy and move to Minneapolis with me and lyndon la roche. :)

oops. did i say that out loud?

oops. did i say that out loud?


We need to discuss this.



I agree with you.

We need to discuss this.



I agree with you.


Everyone knows it...I agree too..
it's nothing to be ashamed of. :)

Everyone knows it...I agree too..
it's nothing to be ashamed of. :)
if I can only find some way of getting rid of this la roche character you'll be mine, all mine.

if I can only find some way of getting rid of this la roche character you'll be mine, all mine.


You are both perfect in different ways. I'd hate to see you fight over lil' ol' me.  Why suh, I do believe I'm comin' down with a case of the vapors!

Ohhhhhhh someone catch my handkerchief!


If there ever were two men that I would quit my job, dump my family, jump into a convertible with a case of whiskey and go on a mid-west spree with, it would be you two.  and mom said it would never happen.

if I can only find some way of getting rid of this la roche character you'll be mine, all mine.


B..b...but I thought we were a power rock duo?

B..b...but I thought we were a power rock duo?


Dont go making me Yoko.
Oohhhhhhno you dont.

Monday, Thrusday and Saturday you're a rock duo.
Tuesday and Wednesday, mike and i are wonder twins, fighting crime
Sunday and Friday LR and I will sit on rooftops and spy in windows at people.
then eveyone so often we can rotate the shedule.

Howard....have you no shame? ??? :o



Sorry Erin,I guess I wasn't thinking at the time.She was on her monthly period and I wanted to fool around but we did the best we could to try to work around her period.I apologize If I insulted the women on here. :(

obviously not.

i bet howard has never stopped and said, "hmm. come to think of it, maybe i SHOULDN'T post that." most people would be too mortified to post the stuff he does, of course.



Sorry about that Tia. :-[ :(

Sorry Erin,I guess I wasn't thinking at the time.She was on her monthly period and I wanted to fool around but we did the best we could to try to work around her period.I apologize If I insulted the women on here. :(


thank god it was the monthly one. :)

I hate the ones you get every saterday.

thank god it was the monthly one. :)



It was her weekly period or whatever you call it.She'll be finished  by next week.

It was her weekly period or whatever you call it.She'll be finished  by next week.
just in time to start the next one, I guess.

Man, I know even less about women than I thought I did.

Howie of the 'Tight Frankfurter' Fame  ;D ;D


sorry in anticipation but I couldn't resist!!

just in time to start the next one, I guess.

Man, I know even less about women than I thought I did.





start reading. ;)

Howie of the 'Tight Frankfurter' Fame   ;D ;D


sorry in anticipation but I couldn't resist!!


Last Night I had a very tight frankfurter ;D

You think you know a tight frankfurter? Bah!

I'll show you a tight frankfurter!

No, really. You wanna see? Scroll down.






Remember, you chose to view the image...





















Right, then, as promised... here's a tight frankfurter



http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/eb/180px-Frankfurter-Felix-LOC.jpg

That's Felix Frankfurter. He was a Supreme Court justice. Pretty tight, huh?

It was her weekly period or whatever you call it.She'll be finished  by next week.


Ooh...those weekly ones suck.

You think you know a tight frankfurter? Bah!

I'll show you a tight frankfurter!

No, really. You wanna see? Scroll down.






Remember, you chose to view the image...





















Right, then, as promised... here's a tight frankfurter



http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/eb/180px-Frankfurter-Felix-LOC.jpg

That's Felix Frankfurter. He was a Supreme Court justice. Pretty tight, huh?


Oh My God.. that was beautiful.

I hate the ones you get every saterday.


I love you.

You think you know a tight frankfurter? Bah!

I'll show you a tight frankfurter!

No, really. You wanna see? Scroll down.


Remember, you chose to view the image...

Right, then, as promised... here's a tight frankfurter

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/eb/180px-Frankfurter-Felix-LOC.jpg

That's Felix Frankfurter. He was a Supreme Court justice. Pretty tight, huh?
A tight frankfurter takes on a whole new meaning, Windbreaker05, nice work.

I love you.

please, no more talk about Aunt Flow and her untimely visits  :-[

I love you.

i love you too. of course that goes without saying. 8)

start reading. ;)
i start but then i get distracted by the pictures.

I hate the ones you get every saterday.


Saterday, SATERDAY! Your lucky, try getting them every day at 2:45, out of your ears.

You think you know a tight frankfurter? Bah!

I'll show you a tight frankfurter!

No, really. You wanna see? Scroll down.






Remember, you chose to view the image...





















Right, then, as promised... here's a tight frankfurter



http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/eb/180px-Frankfurter-Felix-LOC.jpg

That's Felix Frankfurter. He was a Supreme Court justice. Pretty tight, huh?


;D :D ;D

You think you know a tight frankfurter? Bah!

I'll show you a tight frankfurter!

No, really. You wanna see? Scroll down.






Remember, you chose to view the image...





















Right, then, as promised... here's a tight frankfurter



http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/eb/180px-Frankfurter-Felix-LOC.jpg

That's Felix Frankfurter. He was a Supreme Court justice. Pretty tight, huh?



That's funny.He doesn't resemble a Frankfurter. ;D

Ooh...those weekly ones suck.


I must've misunderstood her.It's the 3rd week of every month.

Oscar Wilde referring to the Fox hunting gentry or cretins (my words!)

'The Unspeakable In Pursuit of the Uneatable'

Exhibit A.  The Toffee-Nosed Cretin

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/415000/images/_418439_drinking300.jpg



Exhibit B - Toffee-nosed Cretin in action

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/415000/images/_418439_jump150.jpg


Exhibit C  Sharp and thoughtful Mr Fox

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/415000/images/_418439_fos150.jpg

Saterday, SATERDAY! Your lucky, try getting them every day at 2:45, out of your ears.


I thought that was a side effect of shock treatment.

Oscar Wilde referring to the Fox hunting gentry or cretins (my words!)

'The Unspeakable In Pursuit of the Uneatable'

Exhibit A.  The Toffee-Nosed Cretin

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/415000/images/_418439_drinking300.jpg



Exhibit B - Toffee-nosed Cretin in action

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/415000/images/_418439_jump150.jpg


Exhibit C  Sharp and thoughtful Mr Fox

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/415000/images/_418439_fos150.jpg


Ah yes, I was very disapointed to hear that Fox Hunting had been banned in England.
Just another example of the un-educated Liberal bleeding hearts putting too much pressure on your weak leaders.
I'm sure the laughter will come from the other side of your face once the farm owners begin to lay down poison and cut down your ancient hedges for increased efficiency in their farms.
Praise be though that Lord Humptingdon has to find other entertainment on sunday.

"the kid took a joy ride in his grandmother's car and broke detention for tresspassing...
and they send him to boot camp!
they obviously don't love their son enough to teach him to be a good kid"


that's a whole different topic...

Was that about the kid who died in Florida at the boot camp?  I was watching the Today show this morning and here's a quote from the mother:

"My son was a good kid and they took him from me"

ummm....if he was such a "good kid", why was he in boot camp ???


this was from a woman I work with who did not read the whole article, just the bold print.
it's a can of worms, but yes, stealing a car is an offense...she said "kids are kids and now he's dead"
it was wrong, but kids are kids is not the case.

i start but then i get distracted by the pictures.




http://www.menstruation.com.au/menstrualproducts/images/pads/group10a.jpg


You mean these pictures? ;D

heard on some new cable comedy show, the player is teaching the trainees about women and doing it.
player: "number 1, I never ever use a condom, it just makes the woman feel dirty"
other guy: yes, i see what you mean, it's like telling her, "for you, i need a condom"  :o

heard on some new cable comedy show, the player is teaching the trainees about women and doing it.
player: "number 1, I never ever use a condom, it just makes the woman feel dirty"
other guy: yes, i see what you mean, it's like telling her, "for you, i need a condom"  :o



;D

See ladies, it's me being courtious.

;D

See ladies, it's me being courtious.
Chivalry is not dead  ;D

Chivalry is not dead  ;D



oooohhhhh nice DeNiro today!

oooohhhhh nice DeNiro today!


I'm shocked that you didn't even mention my gentlemanly attitude regarding sexual hygiene.

I'm shocked that you didn't even mention my gentlemanly attitude regarding sexual hygiene.


Sorry. I'm just so used to it that I take it for granted.

oooohhhhh nice DeNiro today!
thanks for the compliment for the Robert DeNiro poster. 

Sorry. I'm just so used to it that I take it for granted.


No, sorry won't cut it.

I'm buying some rubber gloves tonight!

No, sorry won't cut it.

I'm buying some rubber gloves tonight!


You re going ot love it.

thanks for the compliment for the Robert DeNiro poster. 




Yeah...I never saw that one!!
you come  up with good avatars.

heard on some new cable comedy show, the player is teaching the trainees about women and doing it.
player: "number 1, I never ever use a condom, it just makes the woman feel dirty"
other guy: yes, i see what you mean, it's like telling her, "for you, i need a condom"   :o




http://www.americarx.com/productimages/condoms/218230.jpg


Who in the hell said that a condom makes a woman feel dirty? I think they're wrong. ::)

or are PMs Non - forum?

I heard she needs warming up anyway.. she's the Ford Falcon of the New York city Underground.

or are PMs Non - forum?

I heard she needs warming up anyway.. she's the Ford Falcon of the New York city Underground.


;) We still would though

or are PMs Non - forum?

I heard she needs warming up anyway.. she's the Ford Falcon of the New York city Underground.



Is this in reference to a car or a woman? ;D

Is this in reference to a car or a woman? ;D


Me and Tia's woman

Me and Tia's woman


Awww...that's so sweet.

Almost 5..if you need me you know where to find me!

Awww...that's so sweet.

Almost 5..if you need me you know where to find me!


Yeah, but it still sucks.

Awww...that's so sweet.

Almost 5..if you need me you know where to find me!


Where should I find you? ;D

Yeah...I never saw that one!!
you come  up with good avatars.
thanks again KKay, glad you appreciate it. Sometimes you gotta dig deep for some of these, but really, it's just a guy with a gun to his head, no big deal.    :o   

"If Taylor Hicks and Paris Benett win,You have to strip down to your bra and panties Sunday" ;)

(Talkng to Robin on the phone last night about American Idol)

"If Taylor Hicks and Paris Benett win,You have to strip down to your bra and panties Sunday" ;)

(Talkng to Robin on the phone last night about American Idol)


I was gonna do that anyway..

I was gonna do that anyway..



Do what?

Do what?


Strip down to my bra and panties on sunday.

ELIZA - a friend you could never have before
You: If taylor and paris win, will you strip down to your bra and panties?
Eliza: Do you wish that taylor and paris win will i strip down to my bra and panties?

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Oh fuck, she's kneeling again.  One guess what she's doing?

At work:

"You don't think German, polo playing, gay democrats are a minority?"

At work:

"You don't think German, polo playing, gay democrats are a minority?"
They're a majority in the democratic republic of germaniapologayannisburg.

Strip down to my bra and panties on sunday.


Why would you do that?

Aren't you a guy?

Why would you do that?

Aren't you a guy?


Maybe he/she is.

Maybe he/she is.


I'm puzzled. ???

Hehehehe, me and Al were talking about some Historical places we'd like to visit.

LaMontsegur: I really wanna go to Auschwitz
LaMontsegur: must be the first person to ever say that
ALB in KC: that's like saying, "I want to go to San Quentin"

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Demon:  I sure do hate the way she sucks the penis!

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Demon:  I sure do hate the way she sucks the penis!



Ah, Marsh.. always leads back to The Penis with him..

Ah, Marsh.. always leads back to The Penis with him..


Crazy-ass sodomite.

... Oh My God. That's beautiful.

reminds me of what this girl said to me once in high school:

"my cat whistles when i come."

she meant it the other way around, of course.

--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Because I'm tired of looking at the---OMFG MY DOG FARTED.. BRB!

--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Because I'm tired of looking at the---OMFG MY DOG FARTED.. BRB!



Har. She's disgusting, I tell you.

My grandmom:  I'm so tired of being short!

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Demon:  I sure do hate the way she sucks the penis!


What's with you and penises? ??? ::)

What's with you and penises? ??? ::)
Of all the people to ask this question.

Down with penises! I'm anti-penis.

My grandmom:  I'm so tired of being short!



Silly grandmom, doesn't she know? Shortness is HAWT..!

Well, I can say that you're not the first to ever say it....I did about 16 years ago (I made it also ;))

Me at Cub Scouts:  You put the pipe in your mouth and blow as hard as you can...make sure you don't suck in or it'll come in your mouth.... and it will pop out :o ;D

I was explaining how to "work" the marshmallow cannons we made ;)

;D  That's hilarious! It's like, you start saying something and you know it's coming out wrong, but oh well, I already have my foot in my mouth now, so what the hell!  :D

Har. She's disgusting, I tell you.



ew...that gross dog. :(

At Work:


Me: *looking for rubber band*  Yo, Jay, where's the rubber-- *spots rubber band, discontinues sentence*
Jay: ... ... ...    .....  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU SAID "WHERE'S THE RUBBER"...!!!!1
Me: http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/dry.gif


::Later that day::


Tim: *Trying to explain the new plastic things that hold the action figures up* See, now you have this big rod that---
Jay: ... ... .. BAAAHAHAHAH----...
Tim: *Punches Jay* Go f*ck yourself, you sick motherf*cker >:-{
Jay:  :(




He's not normally like that. Later we found out that he consumed a LARGE amount of coffee and Mountain Dew. :)

Read in magazine while waiting to get hair cut this evening:
"When it comes to communication, woman are like tropical plants, and men are more like cacti".

Tonight, at a KCPD sobriety checkpoint:

KCPD officer:  "Sir, have you been drinking tonight?"
AL-B, Earth Jedi: (waves fingers)  "I haven't been drinking tonight..."
KCPD officer: (**stares blankly**)  "He hasn't been drinking tonight..."
AL-B, Earth Jedi: (waves fingers)  "This is not the car you're looking for..."
KCPD officer: (**stares blankly**)  "This isn't the car we're looking for..."
AL-B, Earth Jedi: (waves fingers again)  "Move along..."
KCPD officer: (**stares blankly**) "Move along, move along..."

Tonight, at a KCPD sobriety checkpoint:

KCPD officer:  "Sir, have you been drinking tonight?"
AL-B, Earth Jedi: (waves fingers)  "I haven't been drinking tonight..."
KCPD officer: (**stares blankly**)  "He hasn't been drinking tonight..."
AL-B, Earth Jedi: (waves fingers)  "This is not the car you're looking for..."
KCPD officer: (**stares blankly**)  "This isn't the car we're looking for..."
AL-B, Earth Jedi: (waves fingers again)  "Move along..."
KCPD officer: (**stares blankly**) "Move along, move along..."


Haha....that's awesome...

...So much....that...I want to hand over to you all my possessions of monetary value and...I will dance...

Silly grandmom, doesn't she know? Shortness is HAWT..!


Just look at Stephin Merrit... he's shorter then YOU!

Just look at Stephin Merrit... he's shorter then YOU!


wait... what?!


REALLY?!

wait... what?!


REALLY?!


Yes. Look at a pic of them in concert sometime, or with the whole band... he's significantly shorter then anyone else in the band. If I had to guess, I'd say he's 5 foot 4 or 5. Maybe less.

I wonder where he got that voice.. I think he stole it from a black man.

Yes. Look at a pic of them in concert sometime, or with the whole band... he's significantly shorter then anyone else in the band. If I had to guess, I'd say he's 5 foot 4 or 5. Maybe less.

I wonder where he got that voice.. I think he stole it from a black man.


Beth is 5'2" though...

....

...Aww, now I feel bad for saying that.  :(

Yes. Look at a pic of them in concert sometime, or with the whole band... he's significantly shorter then anyone else in the band. If I had to guess, I'd say he's 5 foot 4 or 5. Maybe less.

I wonder where he got that voice.. I think he stole it from a black man.


Erm... that's taller than Beth.

Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
OMG YOUR SEXUALLY AMBIGUOUS PARAKEET ONCE COPULATED WITH A RUSTY BUTTER KNIFE
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
...IN LONDON
DominEl--Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah. says:
THAT PARROT DOESN'T LOVE YOU
DominEl--Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah. says:
He's dead, anyway
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
He was a bastard anyway.  Always came home late, said he was just "hanging with the guys"...
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Good riddance, I say.
DominEl--Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah. says:
You gotta wonder... Where does Whistledog get all these model/porn star pictures?
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
His dad's closet.

DominEl--Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah. says:
ob la di ob la da life goes on bra

DominEl--Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah. says:
la la how the life goes on

Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
What goes on bra?

Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
LIFE OMG

DominEl--Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah. says:
LIFE?!

Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
BOOBS!?

DominEl--Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah. says:
I've always wondered what they meant by that

DominEl--Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah. says:
I thought that maybe they meant boobs were life

DominEl--Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah. says:
but... that... is kinda incorrect

Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Dude

Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
That's awesome

Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Boobs are life.

Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
That's so deep

DominEl--Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah. says:
Non forum quotes!

I think I'd have an anuerism If i had a conversation with you two together.

I think I'd have an anuerism If i had a conversation with you two together.



It's quite interesting. Doms always ends up yelling at Marsh and I, though :(

It's quite interesting. Doms always ends up yelling at Marsh and I, though :(




Why aren't you on MSN?!  >:(

Why aren't you on MSN?!  >:(



...

*Shrug* I'm leaving to go to Erin's house soon.

...

*Shrug* I'm leaving to go to Erin's house soon.


:O! Ooh, have fun.

Outta curiosity, do you own the Mice Parade album?

:O! Ooh, have fun.

Outta curiosity, do you own the Mice Parade album?



Heh, Yeah..

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.
.
.
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NOT LEGALLY THOUGH..!!1 >:-D

It's quite interesting. Doms always ends up yelling at Marsh and I, though :(


He appears to be the alpha male.

Erm... that's taller than Beth.


Well, sorry I didn't have the exact measuremeant. I just remember thinking about it.. if his wife is my height (which is probably about right), then she's Beth's height. Look at the pics, you'll see it.

Of all the people to ask this question.

Down with penises! I'm anti-penis.



I'm anti-vagina. ;D

I'm anti-vagina. ;D


That's how I know you're gay.

That's how I know you're gay.


Excellent..... ;D

Robin last night: "You have a small frankfurter" >:(

There she goes once again^ ::)

That's how I know you're gay.



I'm not gay.

Robin last night: "You have a small frankfurter" >:(

There she goes once again^ ::)


http://www.outofthefryingpan.com/recipes/images/weenie.cocktail.sm.jpg

http://www.outofthefryingpan.com/recipes/images/weenie.cocktail.sm.jpg



That's about the size of it. :(

Me: And soon I'll have illicit pictures of her.
Scott: You must give them to me.. you know, so I can determine just how illicit they are.
Me: Why, after years of knowing me, would you expect them to not immediately go on the internet?
Scott: Touche.

Scott and I at the Jew Skating Night.

That's about the size of it. :(



Howard...we did NOT need to know that!! :( :o ::)

That's about the size of it. :(



HAHAHA! Howard has a small PENIS..!!! :D

Who Do This Be? says:
NONONONO
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
*cuts self*
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
lmao

Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Honey pieee
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Hoooooney pieeeeee
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d49/YWN/msn_surprised.gif

Like the show says.. sometimes you gotta stop being polite, and start being real.  And it's about to get very real in here.  Professor Dude is about to give one of those little life lessons by showing people the true nature of this person.

The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.

;) Okay, so it's not from any board, but I just used the quote format. It's a Robert Frost quote I like. I used to as my senior quote in my yearbook, thought I'd share it.

--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I LOVE YOU
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Wait
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
NO
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
I get first dibs on the saix
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
*HUMPS JUSTIN*
Carpe Noctem  says:
...
Carpe Noctem  says:
8)
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
NO DAMMIT BETH
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
BACK OFF MARSH
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I SWEAR TO GOD HE"S MINE
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Omfg..
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I will admit..
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
In all seriousness...
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
That made me want to hump you.
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
A lot.
Carpe Noctem  says:
  ;D
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Dammit, me first!
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
NO!









.... Sweet!

Howard...we did NOT need to know that!! :( :o ::)



I'm sorry.I just carried away for a moment. :-[ :(

HAHAHA! Howard has a small PENIS..!!! :D


So what! I'm very proud of what god gave me.

So what! I'm very proud of what god gave me.
why?

why?



It's the quality not the quantity. ;)

I must be desensitized to these Howardisms; this revelation of penis size did not shock me at all.

It's the quality not the quantity. ;)


You can have 6Oz of Prime rib or 12Lbs of rump steak, right Howard  ;D

i like to use pig's feet as a marital aid.

^^^^
OH man, I am ALWAYS walking into these topics first thing in the AM...

i like to use pig's feet as a marital aid.

and I take back what I said about accepting the dna.

and I take back what I said about accepting the dna.
too late.

too late.

...and a chill filled the room.

...and a chill filled the room.
This interview is a disaster! Zorak! Cue the closing credit music! Let's go to a break!

This interview is a disaster! Zorak! Cue the closing credit music! Let's go to a break!


(we're just doing it for the cameras!)

(we're just doing it for the cameras!)
so...

http://members.aol.com/essobmcc/brakbook/tees/m-sg.jpg

*taptaptap*

http://www.unc.edu/~fiser/Space_Ghost/images/sgblink.gif

what is YOURRR... secret identity?!???

so...


what is YOURRR... secret identity?!???




http://www.smr-home-theatre.org/Montgomery/images/Thumbnail_08.jpg

This one came out of nowhere. Seriously

Who Do This Be? says:
In fact, I like to masturbate to that music
Me says:
...
Who Do This Be? says:
Robert Lund's voice... just turns me on

I must be desensitized to these Howardisms; this revelation of penis size did not shock me at all.


Same here... I guess there's just only so many times I can go "OMG, HOWARD SAID SOMETHING I WOULDN'T SAY!", ya know?

I must be desensitized to these Howardisms; this revelation of penis size did not shock me at all.



Why didn't it shock you? ;D

You can have 6Oz of Prime rib or 12Lbs of rump steak, right Howard  ;D



Unfortunately,I don't have ANY of that. :(  ;D

The other day, my friend couldn't get his lock off his locker..

Scott: Dammit! *jerks on lock*
Joe: Gotta jerk it, man. Just jerk it till it comes.
Lock: *comes off*
Scott: Hey, thanks! Good advice.
Joe: "Just jerk it till it comes..".. it's my life motto, man.

The other day, my friend couldn't get his lock off his locker..

Scott: Dammit! *jerks on lock*
Joe: Gotta jerk it, man. Just jerk it till it comes.
Lock: *comes off*
Scott: Hey, thanks! Good advice.
Joe: "Just jerk it till it comes..".. it's my life motto, man.



Now,that's pretty funny. ;D

This one came out of nowhere. Seriously

Who Do This Be? says:
In fact, I like to masturbate to that music
Me says:
...
Who Do This Be? says:
Robert Lund's voice... just turns me on


Er... It came out of somewhere.. .We were talking about Spaff's CD!

Me says:
I'd love to grow my..


Fill in the blank, yo.

This one came out of nowhere. Seriously

Who Do This Be? says:
In fact, I like to masturbate to that music
Me says:
...
Who Do This Be? says:
Robert Lund's voice... just turns me on


That made me laugh, considering it was Doms.


The other day, my friend couldn't get his lock off his locker..

Scott: Dammit! *jerks on lock*
Joe: Gotta jerk it, man. Just jerk it till it comes.
Lock: *comes off*
Scott: Hey, thanks! Good advice.
Joe: "Just jerk it till it comes..".. it's my life motto, man.


Actually, this is the same case here with the Howardisms.  I laughed at the thing about beating each other off for globes and the thing about lollipops, but now the innuendos are just...expected.

Me says:
I'd love to grow my..


Fill in the blank, yo.



beard? ;D

This one came out of nowhere. Seriously

Who Do This Be? says:
In fact, I like to masturbate to that music
Me says:
...
Who Do This Be? says:
Robert Lund's voice... just turns me on




Wtf, Dominic..?! You make no sense..! *frowns at Dominic*

Actually, this is the same case here with the Howardisms.  I laughed at the thing about beating each other off for globes and the thing about lollipops, but now the innuendos are just...expected.


Well, of course.. half of everything funny that ever happens to me is because of it's naughtyness... teenagers aren't exactly witty, so I go with what I can.. which is usually someone inadvertently saying "my mouth is sore" or something like that.

Which reminds me:

Who Do This Be? says:
It's Ok, Andrew
Who Do This Be? says:
It's nice to have a break from all the masturbation

Well, of course.. half of everything funny that ever happens to me is because of it's naughtyness... teenagers aren't exactly witty, so I go with what I can.. which is usually someone inadvertently saying "my mouth is sore" or something like that.

Which reminds me:

Who Do This Be? says:
It's Ok, Andrew
Who Do This Be? says:
It's nice to have a break from all the masturbation



...


Wtf?! Is this the same young Dominic that I know..?! Seriously, wtf? GawrshDangit, Dominic's gonna hear about this one..! >:-{

Wtf?! Is this the same young Dominic that I know..?! Seriously, wtf? GawrshDangit, Dominic's gonna hear about this one..! >:-{


Are you mad he's not masturbating?

I thought you fixed him last time..

...


Wtf?! Is this the same young Dominic that I know..?! Seriously, wtf? GawrshDangit, Dominic's gonna hear about this one..! >:-{


I.. HE USED IT OUT OF CONTEXT!!

We were talking about how everyone quotes masturbation jokes and he was saying he wasn't funny because he didn't make them, so then I said "It's ok..."

We were talking about how everyone quotes masturbation jokes and he was saying he wasn't funny because he didn't make them, so then I said "It's ok..."


Meh, it's a little more then that. I'll explain to them when they get on a damn messenger.

Meh, it's a little more then that. I'll explain to them when they get on a damn messenger.



I am on MSN. I'm just invisible >:-D

I am on MSN. I'm just invisible >:-D


... no...

... no...



Yes, and you're listening to Green Day.. STOP THAT..!

I am on MSN. I'm just invisible >:-D


Then IM us, dammit.