Now I have to worrry that my kid doesn't hear me cuss. and no censor?? how did you slip past the guards Marsh?


Go to my post and click the quote option and look carefully at the HTML I employed in typing the eff word.

Me:  What the fuck?

I suddenly remembered my mother was in close proximity.  I don't know if she heard me or not.



She heard you cuss?

She heard you cuss?


I don't know if she did.

I don't know if she did.



You must've had your door closed

You must've had your door closed


No, I was in the kitchen and she was in the living room.  No doors were blocking any sound waves.

Me:  What the fuck?

I suddenly remembered my mother was in close proximity.  I don't know if she heard me or not.


That happened to me once. I was singing a song with a bad word in it.. and I found out she was sleeping upstairs..

Me: Stephen, if you don't get over this girl, you're going to become Daniel Johnston. And I KNOW How you'd hate that.

It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
Did you know you were gay?
The Denial Twist says:
I...
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
Most people don't know until I tell them.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
They're usually upset by it.. they try to call me gay in retaliation.
The Denial Twist says:
I thought it was only Beck...!
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
But we all know the truth.. you're a homosexual, Marsh.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
A sodomite.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
A man who enjoys other men.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
A penis-afficianado.
The Denial Twist says:
I'm going to be punished to an eternity in Hell for my sins.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
That's right you are.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
I'll meet you down there.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
Although we won't be in the same circle.. you're going cause you're gay, I'm going for having my own opinion.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
Although your punishment will be far worse.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
Faggot.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
How does it feel, sinner?
The Denial Twist says:
I feel ashamed.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
You can still turn back from your choice to be attracted to other men, Marsh.
The Denial Twist says:
And yet I am so grateful you brought this to my attention
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
It was 100% your choice, you did it because you thought God didn't love you.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
But he does, and he has a plan for you.
The Denial Twist says:
He does?
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
Yep.
The Denial Twist says:
A pension?
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
He knows everything that will ever happen to you.. and apparently, you can change it, for some reason.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
But you actually aren't changing it, he knew you'd change it.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
It's him.
The Denial Twist says:
But I'm still doing it myself
The Denial Twist says:
But I'm really not
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
And that's why when we non-sinner die, we get to spend all eternity praising him.
The Denial Twist says:
I still must be held responsible for my sins that God wants to happen but doesn't REALLY want me to do
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
Goshdamn right.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
He wants you to follow his plan, which will automatically happen, unless you choose to disobey it, which was also part of his plan.
The Denial Twist says:
I'm so humbled that everything I think, say, or do is part of God's almighty plan
The Denial Twist says:
Even though God doesn't want me to do the certain things he's been planning for me to do since Creation
The Denial Twist says:
Thank you, Andrew.
The Denial Twist says:
This makes so much sense to me now.
The Denial Twist says:
God bless you.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
No, no, God Bless YOU.

^ Dude... you posted it... I'm honored. This is, I believe, the first time I've been posted on here.

^ Dude... you posted it... I'm honored. This is, I believe, the first time I've been posted on here.



Um.. wtf? I posted the vagina thing..!!!1 >:-{

:o  The V word   :-see Lisa, we can pinpoint the precise moment when his heart ripped in two" paused video shows boy gripping chest, face in agony. It was quite funny.

Um.. wtf? I posted the vagina thing..!!!1 >:-{


you said Vagina. ;D

Penis



Hahaha, you said Penis..

Hahaha, you said Penis..
you sound so grown up when you use that word. you spelled it wrong, isn't there a number and some other alpha-numeric characters in that word. 

Today at work a friend of mine called me a sh*thead. I said, "Hey! Only my dad can call me sh*thead!"

you sound so grown up when you use that word. you spelled it wrong, isn't there a number and some other alpha-numeric characters in that word. 
shh! don't ask or she'll kill you, like she did me.

Boss reprimanding chronically late employee:

Boss: She has no car and brings a 1 year old to daycare before work and she's ontime!
Worker: But I"m not her!  Obviously, if I did that, I'd be late even more!

Huh? ???

shh! don't ask or she'll kill you, like she did me.
and in anticipation of your question, yes, this means i'm dead. that's why my post rate has fallen off slightly.

Boss reprimanding chronically late employee:

Boss: She has no car and brings a 1 year old to daycare before work and she's ontime!
Worker: But I"m not her!  Obviously, if I did that, I'd be late even more!

Huh? ???
that's priceless. basically adds up to, "sure i'm late, but that's just because i'm late all the time. if there a REASON for me to be late, i'd be even LATER."

lol! whoever that is, she needs to hire a permanent attorney, like hunter thompson.

that's priceless. basically adds up to, "sure i'm late, but that's just because i'm late all the time. if there a REASON for me to be late, i'd be even LATER."

lol! whoever that is, she needs to hire a permanent attorney, like hunter thompson.


You ahve analysed her reply perfectly. Like "you're lucky I"m me; If I were someone else I'd never be on time."
nutjob.

and in anticipation of your question, yes, this means i'm dead. that's why my post rate has fallen off slightly.
sorry about the delayed response, I was on the road and am now at work. What was i thinking even questioning that, your sacrifice should have been enough for us to learn not to mess with the MD  :o

sorry about the delayed response, I was on the road and am now at work. What was i thinking even questioning that, your sacrifice should have been enough for us to learn not to mess with the MD  :o
i prefer to refer to her as "midknidge."

i'm trying to cook through my nine lives, i guess.

I used to work with a girl who was always late so the bosses changed her work hours without telling her (we had flex-schedules) ;)

nothing will help this one. she's a lost cause.

:o  The V word   :-see Lisa, we can pinpoint the precise moment when his heart ripped in two" paused video shows boy gripping chest, face in agony. It was quite funny.


I remember that.. it was on last night. Good episode.

And Beth... I was referring to a one-on-one conversation.. my one-on-ones have never been posted.

Older co - worker went to see Eddie Money (!) with her son.

"I don't know, he's not a good looking entertainer. He must have been on ccp or bbc or whatever it
is that those rock stars take these days"

cracking me up! ;D

Older co - worker went to see Eddie Money (!) with her son.

"I don't know, he's not a good looking entertainer. He must have been on ccp or bbc or whatever it
is that those rock stars take these days"

cracking me up! ;D


;D We took this test called the "AMC" today.. but no one could remember those letters, which lead to conversations like this:

"Dude, you taking the ACT?"
"So, how'd you do on that whole.. uh... LSD Thing?"
"Crap, is the PCP today?"

;D We took this test called the "AMC" today.. but no one could remember those letters, which lead to conversations like this:

"Dude, you taking the ACT?"
"So, how'd you do on that whole.. uh... LSD Thing?"
"Crap, is the PCP today?"

exactly!

Hahaha, you said Penis..



So I said Penis,You have a problem with the Penis? >:(

LaMontsegur: HAHAHAHA you bastard, you made me spit out some cocke
LaMontsegur: ...
LaMontsegur: That was an unfortunate typo

LaMontsegur: HAHAHAHA you bastard, you made me spit out some cocke
LaMontsegur: ...
LaMontsegur: That was an unfortunate typo



Way to quote yourself, ya arrogant bastard  ;D

Way to quote yourself, ya arrogant bastard  ;D


Ya know, i felt it needed to be said.

Dominic:  FOUR PEOPLE... AND NONE WANT TO?!


Dominic:  i wanted someone easy...

Beth:  SO YOU ASKED ME?!?!1

Dominic:  FOUR PEOPLE... AND NONE WANT TO?!


Dominic:  i wanted someone easy...

Beth:  SO YOU ASKED ME?!?!1




...

OUT OF CONTEXT.

I remember that.. it was on last night. Good episode.


yeah, I saw it last night, first time I saw it. 

heard over radio 95.7 FM on way home from work.  that's as bad as an Oprah Winfrey chili fart.  :o

From everyone's favorite movie, Xanadu, which I watched some of at about 1AM, which is technically today...

Kira: In Xanadu, did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure dome decree...
Danny McGuire: "Where Alph, the sacred river, ran through caverns measureless to man, down to a sunless sea." Yes, Xanadu.
Kira: I'm Kira.
Danny McGuire: Yes, Kira. But...
Kira: But?
Danny McGuire: Don't I know you?
Kira: I don't think so.
Danny McGuire: Are you sure? Because...
Kira: Because?
Danny McGuire: Never mind.

From everyone's favorite movie, Xanadu, which I watched some of at about 1AM, which is technically today...

Kira: In Xanadu, did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure dome decree...
Danny McGuire: "Where Alph, the sacred river, ran through caverns measureless to man, down to a sunless sea." Yes, Xanadu.
Kira: I'm Kira.
Danny McGuire: Yes, Kira. But...
Kira: But?
Danny McGuire: Don't I know you?
Kira: I don't think so.
Danny McGuire: Are you sure? Because...
Kira: Because?
Danny McGuire: Never mind.
I like that sappy movie

I like that sappy movie

I like the quote...he's so fed up.

I like the quote...he's so fed up.
yeah, she enjoys his frustration.  ;D

Gosh...I need to quit being so sarcastic! ::)


Today, while Vaughn was getting ready to take his nap....he usually sleeps with a certain stuffed animal, but it had a little tiny mark on it's face, and if you know Vaughn...little things like that send him into a frenzy...


Me:  Here's your animal, Vaughn
Vaughn: I don't want that one...it has a mark on its face!!
Me: It really doesn't matter
Vaughn: NO!!!
Me: Okay...(I grab another one)...here's this one
Vaughn: NO, that one has a scratch on its face
Me: (starting to get really frustrated, while grabbing yet another one) Ok...here's another one
Vaughn: NO, that one has its tag missing!!
Me: (beyond frustration).....VAUGHN....come on!  It's a friggin' stuffed animal...it's not like you are gonna marry it!!


:D ;D...well, I thought it was funny...guess ya had to be there! ;)

Gosh...I need to quit being so sarcastic! ::)

It's a friggin' stuffed animal...it's not like you are gonna marry it!!




He might, now that he's been traumatized.

(just kidding- we know how it is :))

Gosh...I need to quit being so sarcastic! ::)


Today, while Vaughn was getting ready to take his nap....he usually sleeps with a certain stuffed animal, but it had a little tiny mark on it's face, and if you know Vaughn...little things like that send him into a frenzy...


Me:  Here's your animal, Vaughn
Vaughn: I don't want that one...it has a mark on its face!!
Me: It really doesn't matter
Vaughn: NO!!!
Me: Okay...(I grab another one)...here's this one
Vaughn: NO, that one has a scratch on its face
Me: (starting to get really frustrated, while grabbing yet another one) Ok...here's another one
Vaughn: NO, that one has its tag missing!!
Me: (beyond frustration).....VAUGHN....come on!  It's a friggin' stuffed animal...it's not like you are gonna marry it!!


:D ;D...well, I thought it was funny...guess ya had to be there! ;)
I'm starting to like this kid more and more  ;D  He's cute.  amazing how they notice every little thing.

"Women pee so damn loud,you'd think they have penises". ;D

"Women pee so damn loud,you'd think they have penises". ;D
i don't see how the physical arrangement of one's genitalia would have any effect at all on the auditory volume of one's urinary discharge.

i don't see how the physical arrangement of one's genitalia would have any effect at all on the auditory volume of one's urinary discharge.



I was in a room doing paperwork and I just happened to catch a woman urinating loud.The walls are so paper thin. ;D

i don't see how the physical arrangement of one's genitalia would have any effect at all on the auditory volume of one's urinary discharge.


This is how i know your gay

I was in a room doing paperwork and I just happened to catch a woman urinating loud.The walls are so paper thin. ;D


was this spoken or thought? I don't think thinking counts in quoting.

was this spoken or thought? I don't think thinking counts in quoting.


Your right!

Howard, tomorrow you need to talk to her and tell her all about the incident. Maybe if you take photographs. A power-point display would be perfect.

"Women pee so damn loud,you'd think they have penises". ;D



did you actually say this outloud, Howard? ;D How did you know it was a woman that was peeing, was it by the ladie's room or what?

did you actually say this outloud, Howard? ;D How did you know it was a woman that was peeing, was it by the ladie's room or what?


I agree that the whole issue is suspect.

i don't see how the physical arrangement of one's genitalia would have any effect at all on the auditory volume of one's urinary discharge.


I thought about it for a moment...and I guess since men stand up while they pee, gravity would take more of a toll, thus it would be louder...?

I thought about it for a moment...and I guess since men stand up while they pee, gravity would take more of a toll, thus it would be louder...?
i tried not to think about it at all, but it isn't working.

I thought about it for a moment...and I guess since men stand up while they pee, gravity would take more of a toll, thus it would be louder...?



actually....women are closer to the water in the toilet...so wouldn't that make a louder "splash" sound? I dunno..I am thinking way too much into this! :D ;D

I feel the only way to solve this is via video footage.

I feel the only way to solve this is via video footage.



ok dude...you first! ;)

ok dude...you first! ;)


But who will be the stander upper?

But who will be the stander upper?




well...I wouldn't have that much luck doing it that way...I tried it when I was younger (the "no fair, I wanna be a boy" stage)...and the plumbing just ain't there! LOL! ;)

well...I wouldn't have that much luck doing it that way...I tried it when I was younger (the "no fair, I wanna be a boy" stage)...and the plumbing just ain't there! LOL! ;)


Ah yes, gender confusion. An important part of any young girls life.

I hope you've had the discussion with your sister, she seems to have an unhealthy obsession with '73H P3N15' I believe that is meant to be 'The Penis'.
Maybe a good talk will sort that out.

Ah yes, gender confusion. An important part of any young girls life.

I hope you've had the discussion with your sister, she seems to have an unhealthy obsession with '73H P3N15' I believe that is meant to be 'The Penis'.
Maybe a good talk will sort that out.



dude, I am not even going THERE! LOL! :D ;D

dude, I am not even going THERE! LOL! :D ;D


Good idea, I hear it's unhygenic.

did you actually say this outloud, Howard? ;D How did you know it was a woman that was peeing, was it by the ladie's room or what?



It's a unisex bathroom and I said this under my breath and yes It was a woman pissing and I saw her go into the bathroom with my very eyes.

No,I didn't follow her. ;D

actually....women are closer to the water in the toilet...so wouldn't that make a louder "splash" sound? I dunno..I am thinking way too much into this! :D ;D



Have you heard of women peeing quietly? ;D

Ah yes, gender confusion. An important part of any young girls life.

I hope you've had the discussion with your sister, she seems to have an unhealthy obsession with '73H P3N15' I believe that is meant to be 'The Penis'.
Maybe a good talk will sort that out.


Seriously. And I think it's also Dominic and Marsh, too... every time I enter a discussion with these people, it always turns back to "73H P3N15".

i dunt mean to be obstinant, but shouldn't that be "TH3"? what's with seventy-three aitch, yo?

i dunt mean to be obstinant, but shouldn't that be "TH3"? what's with seventy-three aitch, yo?


No, the leet-spelling of "the" is "the".

My co-worker, meaning to tell a guy "go to town" or "go for it"
said "yeah, yeah, go to hell with yourself!"

I fell on the floor-

Your right!

Howard, tomorrow you need to talk to her and tell her all about the incident. Maybe if you take photographs. A power-point display would be perfect.



I would get into trouble and lose my volunteer site.

This is how i know your gay



So I'm gay? ???

No, the leet-spelling of "the" is "the".
isn't seventy-three aitch "the"?

Ah yes, gender confusion. An important part of any young girls life.

I hope you've had the discussion with your sister, she seems to have an unhealthy obsession with '73H P3N15' I believe that is meant to be 'The Penis'.
Maybe a good talk will sort that out.



She better have a talk with her sister about the male phallus. ;D

"a gentle touch speaks volumes" 
found inside my dove chocolate heart wrapper.

Have you heard of women peeing quietly? ;D



yes, sometimes when I am in the ladies' room...there are women that pee very quietly! LOL! :D

Heard on 95.7 FM today
"If I've learned one thing, it's this. Never give a synthesizer to a drunken englishman".
the vocie on the radio was John O'Hurley  aka  J. Peterman  of Seinfeld

Heard on 95.7 FM today
"If I've learned one thing, it's this. Never give a synthesizer to a drunken englishman".
the vocie on the radio was John O'Hurley  aka  J. Peterman  of Seinfeld


I couldn't think of a better person to give a synthesizer to, actually.

I couldn't think of a better person to give a synthesizer to, actually.
of course, I just heard one of the best, Ken Hensley on my Uriah Heep Live 1973 CD.

Highway040869: naw, step chan is scary.

She better have a talk with her sister about the male phallus. ;D
*zap*

Seriously. And I think it's also Dominic and Marsh, too... every time I enter a discussion with these people, it always turns back to "73H P3N15".



*Msn Shocked Emoticon* Now you can't say that you've never randomly shouted "PENIS!" during our conversations..!

yes, sometimes when I am in the ladies' room...there are women that pee very quietly! LOL! :D



So I've heard.

*zap*


Could you stop zapping me? >:(

Could you stop zapping me? >:(
sorry, 'fraid i can't. every time you say something phallic, or something that gives a mental image that will haunt me to my grave, i'll be administering a mild but memorable electric shock.

it's my attempt at a little skinnerian aversion-based reconditioning.

sorry, 'fraid i can't. every time you say something phallic, or something that gives a mental image that will haunt me to my grave,


You're talking about giving people strong visual images? Do I need to remind you of the "trio in a very specific position"?

I noticed a while back, there is so much really, really crappy porn-type shots on VH1 shows.. any chance they get, there's these weird sex shots. I noticed it, and apparently, other people are taking notice, too.

Dad: HOLY SH-T, FREE PORN ON NETWORK TELEVISION!!!
Me: *runs in* What?
Dad: Wait, no, this is just VH1. Never mind.

Tubeway General says:
WATCH HIM KILL HIS OWN MOTHER..
The Denial Twist says:
WITH AN ATHLETIC SUPPORTER!

"I can't make a million dollars,Do Robin's Parents expect Donald Trump to come rushing through their door and save her from financial security"? >:(

My father-in-law:  I think I will ground up that pork and make chicken salad.




Cat

My father-in-law:  I think I will ground up that pork and make chicken salad.


Actually, I think I've heard similar somewhere.. my grandma, I believe.

You're talking about giving people strong visual images? Do I need to remind you of the "trio in a very specific position"?
as i recall that thread had already taken a turn toward the randy.

okay, maybe you're right. i'd better self-zap.

*zap*

hey, that wasn't so bad. sorta tickled, in fact.

*zapzapzapzapzapzapzapzapzap*

as i recall that thread had already taken a turn toward the randy.


That was THIS thread, Tia.  ;D

*zapzapzapzapzapzapzapzapzap*
you kink-dog, you're gonna go blind  :D

DominEl says:
i don't want to hear hilary duff either
Tubeway General says:
*rolls up sleeve*
DominEl says:
sure... why not? (Why not?)
Tubeway General says:
*strikes across face*
Tubeway General says:
Now, when the kids at school ask what happened, what are you going to say, Dominic?
DominEl says:
that I fell.. down the stairs?
Tubeway General says:
That's right, Dominic. You had an accident, and you fell down the stairs.
Tubeway General says:
Now, finish listening to the whole bit and you won't fall down again.
DominEl says:
it's just too bad I've no stairs

Young Dominic felt he could just go and not listen to a file I sent him.. and he tried to talk back to me.

DominEl says:
i don't want to hear hilary duff either
Tubeway General says:
*rolls up sleeve*
DominEl says:
sure... why not? (Why not?)
Tubeway General says:
*strikes across face*
Tubeway General says:
Now, when the kids at school ask what happened, what are you going to say, Dominic?
DominEl says:
that I fell.. down the stairs?
Tubeway General says:
That's right, Dominic. You had an accident, and you fell down the stairs.
Tubeway General says:
Now, finish listening to the whole bit and you won't fall down again.
DominEl says:
it's just too bad I've no stairs

Young Dominic felt he could just go and not listen to a file I sent him.. and he tried to talk back to me.

nicely handled, seems you've got a good handle on behavior modification techniques.

nicely handled, seems you've got a good handle on behavior modification techniques.


I think he's learned to.. be more careful around the stairs.

"Why are we going to eat at McDonalds,That ain't romantic."  ::)

Selina says:
im leaving
Selina says:
retard
*LEAVES*
Andrew says:
how could she
Tubeway General says:
Simple. You just push the "Close" button up at the top of the window.
Andrew says:
do u even know who that was
Tubeway General says:
I'm gonna out on a limb and say... SELINA?!?!?!
Andrew says:
nope
Tubeway General says:
It was Gary Numan, wasn't it?
Andrew says:
yep
Tubeway General says:
F--k. It's always Gary Numan.

Tubeway General says:
Or I'd have hit you with my pimp cane.
Tubeway General says:
In fact, that's a good idea.
Tubeway General says:
I think I will.
Selina-  Andrew  says:
oh no
Tubeway General says:
*hits with pimp cane*
Tubeway General says:
And it was good.
Andrew says:
whoa
Andrew says:
you said pimp

--B e t h--.. "So What If We're Out Of Tune With The Rest Of The World..." says:
So either way, women will be naked..!

Me: Alice!!! Look out- it's all over the floor...look at the desk!
Alice: You're right, these bagels are good!
Me: Alice! The coffee!!
Alice: No, just jelly.
Me: No! The floor! It's all over your desk...you spilled the-
Alice: There's coffee all over my desk- look at the floor!
Me: That's what I've been saying to you! Wwhat's going on!
Alice: That dumb guy. I told him not to put my food in a bag. 
Me: WHAT!????

Alice has a leaking cup at work. Ignores me and then tries to blame it on the guy in the cafeteria.

i would blame the inventor of the paper bag. think big.

oo! a PM!

On another messageboard discussing a thread on yet another messageboard where we could sign up promising not to troll the boards someone wrote

"I was tempted to join in the sign-up thread with a post along the lines of

"fork the lot of you; you Godless barstewards!"

But somehow I felt the joke might be lost in translation"

--B e t h--.. "So What If We're Out Of Tune With The Rest Of The World..." says:
So either way, women will be naked..!



Of Course Women will be naked. ;D

DominEl says:
I'm jacking off at the sight of you right now
 
  You have stopped viewing webcam with DominEl.
 
They-TheyBetray-I'mYourOnlyTrueFriendNow says:
..
DominEl says:

DominEl says:
as i say that, you turn it off

Me: You and Marsh signed on the same time!
Justin: it's like sex!

hey! what are you kids doing over there? didn't harmonica tell you about the importance of abstinence?

hey! what are you kids doing over there? didn't harmonica tell you about the importance of abstinence?


Mike, he jacked off over me, defend my honor  :(

Mike, he jacked off over me, defend my honor  :(
haha. i'd love to help but i kinda got my hands full with my own honor at the moment.

see, this sort of thing starts happening when you get a webcam.

Mike, he jacked off over me, defend my honor  :(



How was he able to do that? ???

How was he able to do that? ???
I was going to inquire but I make it a policy to only ask questions I wanna know the answer to.

I was going to inquire but I make it a policy to only ask questions I wanna know the answer to.


Ok,What kind of questions?

Ok,What kind of questions?
are you sure you wanna know?

are you sure you wanna know?




Go Right Ahead Tia.

How was he able to do that? ???


Howard, do you like snakes?

The Pirate Fetus: I love you, Beth. With every last bit of me.
The Pirate Fetus: Even my spleen. =)
The Pirate Fetus: With the right seasoning, it tastes like Mac & Cheese!
AnOrganizedMess5: ....
The Pirate Fetus: I'm gonna go to sleep now. =)


What a romantic. ;D

The Pirate Fetus: I love you, Beth. With every last bit of me.
The Pirate Fetus: Even my spleen. =)
The Pirate Fetus: With the right seasoning, it tastes like Mac & Cheese!
AnOrganizedMess5: ....
The Pirate Fetus: I'm gonna go to sleep now. =)


What a romantic. ;D
I'm getting de-sensitized because I no longer find stuff like this disturbing, the inthe00s brainwash is almost complete

I'm getting de-sensitized because I no longer find stuff like this disturbing, the inthe00s brainwash is almost complete
soon you will be ready for the next stage. first we had to make sure you wouldn't seize up when it came time to fire on the enemy.

soon you will be ready for the next stage. first we had to make sure you wouldn't seize up when it came time to fire on the enemy.
no worrys about that. I have no problem terminating the enemy, terminating with extreme prejudice. I personally would go for a high post tally in that category  >:(   
I'm all talk  ::)

soon you will be ready for the next stage. first we had to make sure you wouldn't seize up when it came time to fire on the enemy.

Wow...Tia really IS a drill instructor!

Wow...Tia really IS a drill instructor!



He's having to take vast quantities of Testosterone pills to balance out the various yeasty infections, we're not supposed to discuss it.. the Doctor hasn't given the all clear yet, the Alien fetus could still be in there.

He's having to take vast quantities of Testosterone pills to balance out the various yeasty infections, we're not supposed to discuss it.. the Doctor hasn't given the all clear yet, the Alien fetus could still be in there.


And THERE'S my forum quote of the day.
:)

And THERE'S my forum quote of the day.
:)


Careful, he's awfully sensitive.

Howard, do you like snakes?



What kind of snakes?

What kind of snakes.. IN MY PANTS?!

What kind of snakes?


Trouser.. snakes.

Trouser.. snakes.
hush! don't feed the howard.

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
I...

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An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
SPEAK TO ME!
--B e t h--.. "So What If We're Out Of Tune With The Rest Of The World..." says:
HOW THE BLUE FUCK DO YOU SPELL CORRODED?!
--B e t h--.. "So What If We're Out Of Tune With The Rest Of The World..." says:
CORODED?!

Me: Wow, there are a lot of phallic symbols in Philadelphia, aren't there?
Dad: You know, son, you're right. Everything in this city is either a stadium, a townhouse, or it looks like a penis. Hm.

DominEl says:
ARE YOU NALLY?!
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Yes

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
i see your lololol and raise it three wtfs
--B e t h--.. "So What If We're Out Of Tune With The Rest Of The World..." says:
i see your three wtf's and raise it a hanful of STFU!
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
i fold
--B e t h--.. "So What If We're Out Of Tune With The Rest Of The World..." says:
>:-}D

hush! don't feed the howard.



You shouldn't feed the horndog. ;D

You shouldn't feed the horndog. ;D
you're definitely a good sport, howard, i don't care what they say about ya.

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
I think he hits on her

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
He'll stare at her a while from several feet away then run up to her and just stare at her right in the eyes

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Then Buffy will slap him IN THE FACE

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
And he runs away

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
One time he decided to sniff her butt instead

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Gooood move
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:

That's smooth, Bob

"Dammit, Danyelle, you only use that tone when you're saying something suggestive OR you're not wearing pants, and YOU'RE WEARING PANTS!"

Danyelle refused to believe her tone was suggestive. I had to politely correct her.

"It's Good To be a Virgin" ;D

"Does she have a tounge of razors?"
"Well, if she does, it was apparently down my throat so far it was scratching at my inner lung."

Stop It,You're Going To Break My Breasts" ;D

Stop It,You're Going To Break My Breasts" ;D


You really need to be more gentle with Bus drivers Howard.

You really need to be more gentle with Bus drivers Howard.


;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D!

You really need to be more gentle with Bus drivers Howard.


GRRRRReat!

( although I thought it was Frank Perdue!)

Hate to toot my own horn BUT

I's Ash WEdnesday.
I say, indicating to my forehead..."Hey, hey, you got something, a little something right here."
Works every time.
4 times today.
k

You really need to be more gentle with Bus drivers Howard.


What Bus Drivers? I'm referring to Robin And I. ::)

Hate to toot my own horn BUT

I's Ash WEdnesday.
I say, indicating to my forehead..."Hey, hey, you got something, a little something right here."
Works every time.
4 times today.
k


You too.

You know, if you hold down Lara Horton and use a permanent marker to draw it on her forehead, you get in a world of trouble.

GRRRRReat!

( although I thought it was Frank Perdue!)


Frank Perdue always made sure his chickens were tender and juicy.
I make sure Robin is juicy and tender. ;D

Frank Perdue always made sure his chickens were tender and juicy.
I make sure Robin is juicy and tender. ;D


You give her a good beating then eh Howard.

Tenderise.  ;)

You give her a good beating then eh Howard.

Tenderise.  ;)


I tenderise then I stick my baster in if she's ready to be taken out. ;D

okay, y'all. i got a pretty high threshold but i just, literally, threw up.

I tenderise then I stick my baster in if she's ready to be taken out. ;D


In all seriousness dude, you just made my day.

Granted, the hysterical laughter made me cough, but i'm still pleased.

Do you tend to serve her up with a creamy sauce or do you just use some seran wrap?

okay, y'all. i got a pretty high threshold but i just, literally, threw up.



I'm sorry! ;D

In all seriousness dude, you just made my day.

Granted, the hysterical laughter made me cough, but i'm still pleased.

Do you tend to serve her up with a creamy sauce or do you just use some seran wrap?


No,There is no creamy sauce just yet.Saran wrap will come later ;D

In all seriousness dude, you just made my day.

Granted, the hysterical laughter made me cough, but i'm still pleased.



that whole volley from you three was great. classic.

http://www.pencilprison.com/mediac/400_0/media/DIR_26261/DIR_26264/THE~TENDERIZER~POSTER~FOR~WEBSITE.jpg

http://www.pencilprison.com/mediac/400_0/media/DIR_26261/DIR_26264/THE~TENDERIZER~POSTER~FOR~WEBSITE.jpg


http://www.blaskan.nu/Bilder/Bilder3/hanzel_und_gretyl.jpg

hey! i love those guys!

I tenderise then I stick my baster in if she's ready to be taken out. ;D



Effin' A, Howard.....mother lovin' EFFIN A!!! :o

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is that in response to what Howard wrote? ???










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Frank Perdue always made sure his chickens were tender and juicy.
I make sure Robin is juicy and tender. ;D
so Robin is like a tender juicy chicken to you Howard?

so Robin is like a tender juicy chicken to you Howard?
y'all making me hungry.

Very cool co-worker:  I couldn't steal apples because my nails were wet!

so Robin is like a tender juicy chicken to you Howard?



Pretty juicy.I like her breasts legs and thighs. ;D

Pretty juicy.I like her breasts legs and thighs. ;D
How about her, uh, "gizzard?"  :o

How about her, uh, "gizzard?"  :o


Where would her gizzard be?

Where would her gizzard be?
Could be anywhere. Use your shameful imagination.  ;D

Could be anywhere. Use your shameful imagination.  ;D


It's somewhere that's all I have to say.