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Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 01/07/06 at 2:51 pm
Old man- Yep, I don't waste my time with those 40-year-old hags. I date ladies in their 20's.. strippers, even!
Me- Eh? *tries to act interested*.. *Fails miserably*...*goes back to cleaning Nintendo games*
Old Man- Yep, I have a face no one can forget..
Me- Heh. Okay.
Old Man- You wanna know why?! ....Not many people have THIS..!!!1 *whips sunglasses off of his face to reveal his MISSING EYE!!!1* :o
... That's beautiful.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/07/06 at 4:43 pm
To Robin last night:
"You Know those 3 words I always say to you"?
"You Love Me"?
"Well,I'll Love You When You Get That Job". >:(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 01/07/06 at 7:59 pm
64-year-old man comes into Cash-In Culture and starts telling me his life story..
..as If I cared or something.
Old man- Yep, I don't waste my time with those 40-year-old hags. I date ladies in their 20's.. strippers, even!
Me- Eh? *tries to act interested*.. *Fails miserably*...*goes back to cleaning Nintendo games*
Old Man- Yep, I have a face no one can forget..
Me- Heh. Okay.
Old Man- You wanna know why?! ....Not many people have THIS..!!!1 *whips sunglasses off of his face to reveal his MISSING EYE!!!1* :o
..I sh*t you not.
See, you need to be careful what you wish for... I remember reading somewhere recently that you like old people's stories. :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/07/06 at 8:05 pm
See, you need to be careful what you wish for... I remember reading somewhere recently that you like old people's stories. :D
Haha. Yeah, I Was thinking more on the lines of a classic love story or even.... "We had to trudge through 2721 foot snow.. without shoes. When we got home we were cut with shards of glass and awkwardly stabbed with cumbersome objects.... And by god, we were grateful..!"
This guy was just creepy. Maybe when I wish for things, I should specify.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/07/06 at 10:55 pm
... That's beautiful.
hey...it's Andrew! Good to see ya! :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/08/06 at 2:03 pm
To Robin last night on the telephone:
"You Know those 3 words I always say to you"?
"You Love Me"?
"Well,I'll Love You When You Get That Job". >:(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 01/08/06 at 5:47 pm
....seen on my way into Brighton today and painted on a wall...
'BUSH IS A CRIMINAL'
sorry
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/09/06 at 1:21 am
--B e t h---"...Bull Snatch! That Neil Armstrong can't fool me with his boyish charm..!!" says:
*runs to NON-forum quotes*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/09/06 at 1:22 am
"Don't feel bad if you play with it"
-Dominic L.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/09/06 at 1:24 am
"Don't feel bad if you play with it"
-Dominic L.
you forgot the part that made it sound less dirty... :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/09/06 at 1:28 am
you forgot the part that made it sound less dirty... :(
That's the whole point. You should know by now that both me and Marsh like to take things out of context :P
But just to clarify, he was talking about the Inthe00s Arcade :-)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/09/06 at 2:59 am
To Robin last night on the telephone:
"You Know those 3 words I always say to you"?
"You Love Me"?
"Well,I'll Love You When You Get That Job". >:(
I got 3 words; "Conditional love bites"
NON Forum Quote Of The Day: "I'll be right there in the room to fix it if you screw it up"
quote by manager of Miami Ink Tattoo shop to the apprentice before his first tattooo job on the TV show Miami Ink.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/09/06 at 5:35 pm
My parents think that you aren't my boyfriend because you don't have a job yet >:(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 01/09/06 at 6:02 pm
My mam after playing Tetris in the arcade:
It's very difficult on the computer, i'm used to a hand-heldy thingy
Tut, mothers ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 01/09/06 at 6:52 pm
"will you be home later?"
"no I'll be out"
"where are you going?"
"caroling"
followed by screams of laughter
talking to my husband on the phone, him giving me a stupid answer to a perfectly sane question
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/10/06 at 9:11 pm
This was about fifteen minutes ago...
Me: (quoting a book) And...it said the "diarrhetic droppings" were really slippery and it was difficult to get into the bag...
My mom: ;D Sausage.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/11/06 at 3:03 am
64-year-old man comes into Cash-In Culture and starts telling me his life story..
..as If I cared or something.
Old man- Yep, I don't waste my time with those 40-year-old hags. I date ladies in their 20's.. strippers, even!
Me- Eh? *tries to act interested*.. *Fails miserably*...*goes back to cleaning Nintendo games*
Old Man- Yep, I have a face no one can forget..
Me- Heh. Okay.
Old Man- You wanna know why?! ....Not many people have THIS..!!!1 *whips sunglasses off of his face to reveal his MISSING EYE!!!1* :o
..I sh*t you not.
WOW :o You may need counseling after that experience. I can give you Dr. Feingolds number if you've been traumatized by the lecherous, cycloptic senior citizen. by the way, what did he purchase?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/11/06 at 10:12 am
WOW :o You may need counseling after that experience. I can give you Dr. Feingolds number if you've been traumatized by the lecherous, cycloptic senior citizen. by the way, what did he purchase?
He didn't purchase anything. ;D He came in looking for my boss, and ended up staying for an ungodly amount of time.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/11/06 at 5:10 pm
"I'm going to talk to the manager at Au Bon Pain and a give a good mention to you,Howard :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/11/06 at 8:16 pm
"I'm going to talk to the manager at Au Bon Pain and a give a good mention to you,Howard :)
jeez Howard...how long does it take this guy to pick up the phone and call the manager and talk to him? I mean...it seems like he has been stringing you along for a few weeks now, concerning this job at Au Bon Pain!!! :-\\
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/11/06 at 9:37 pm
Your Worst Nightmare says:
Wait, do you know what baby boomers are?
Dom-Doms says:
hmm....
Dom-Doms says:
either underwear, or pants?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/12/06 at 1:20 am
This isn't funny, I just don't understand it..!!! I sat in front of it, trying to figure it out, and I just.. COULDN'T!!!11 Double You Tee Eff?!
Jacked248: you suck
Jacked248: no you don't.
Jacked248: but its like love.
Jacked248: punch you. runaway.
Jacked248: street. yeah thats me.
Aaaaah!!! *Head Explodes*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/12/06 at 3:45 am
Kung Fu season 3, episode 9. final scene, Kwai Chang Caine is leaving the railroad after having done a good deed and the rail boss asks Caine if he can give him a ride Boss: Can I give you a ride? Caine: No, I better go my own path. Thank you, Boss: Where is that? Caine: I may never know. the end :-\\
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/12/06 at 7:22 am
jeez Howard...how long does it take this guy to pick up the phone and call the manager and talk to him? I mean...it seems like he has been stringing you along for a few weeks now, concerning this job at Au Bon Pain!!! :-\\
I know,it seems like forever to get a job with him.Some people I know who have dealt with job coaches themselves have said that they rarely get the job done but they do.My fate is in his hands and I also want to bring my relationship with Robin back on it's feet once again. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 01/12/06 at 10:11 am
Me: "I have to drive to Pennsylvania with the other skiers"
Ron: "Steers"
Me: "Yes, steers. I"m driving cows to Pennsylvania."
Ron: "(laughs) Cows don't ski."
and he's a doctor!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/13/06 at 10:36 pm
Our very own Sheth: It's like...hey, let me tie my shoe...NOT, I JUST PUNCHED YOUR VAGINA LOLOLOL
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/13/06 at 10:48 pm
Beth :: Boom Chaka Laka Laka
Beth starts removing pants
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: barefootrobin on 01/16/06 at 10:42 am
My Husband: "What's Your Problem? You're So Quiet"
Me: "I told you I was in the throes of PMS"
My Husband: "Well you don't have to ignore me"
Me: " Well I can ignore you or we can talk about our relationship, your choice"
My Husband: "I'll be in the garage"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 01/16/06 at 2:12 pm
My Husband: "What's Your Problem? You're So Quiet"
Me: "I told you I was in the throes of PMS"
My Husband: "Well you don't have to ignore me"
Me: " Well I can ignore you or we can talk about our relationship, your choice"
My Husband: "I'll be in the garage"
Smart man. ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 01/16/06 at 2:15 pm
I know,it seems like forever to get a job with him.Some people I know who have dealt with job coaches themselves have said that they rarely get the job done but they do.My fate is in his hands and I also want to bring my relationship with Robin back on it's feet once again. :)
Maybe you should just go and fill out an application at the place and ask for the manager yourself??
I hope you aren't paying this 'job coach'. :P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/16/06 at 7:31 pm
Maybe you should just go and fill out an application at the place and ask for the manager yourself??
I hope you aren't paying this 'job coach'. :P
No Andrea.He's VESID sponsored.I'm not paying him any money whatsoever.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/16/06 at 7:34 pm
From Robin this morning:
"You Can Call Me When You Get That Job" :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/16/06 at 7:44 pm
From Robin this morning:
"You Can Call Me When You Get That Job" :(
Perhaps your girlfriend is a broken turntable...?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/16/06 at 9:29 pm
From Robin this morning:
"You Can Call Me When You Get That Job" :(
There are other fish in the sea, Howard.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/17/06 at 12:24 am
From Robin this morning:
"You Can Call Me When You Get That Job" :(
seems to me you should stay away from her for a while
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/17/06 at 7:41 am
seems to me you should stay away from her for a while
The problem is that she wants to shut me out verbally until I get that job but I'm not giving up on her.She can wait no matter how long it takes.I'm trying to be patient with her but she's not patient with me.I don't know what to say anymore. :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/17/06 at 8:11 am
The problem is that she wants to shut me out verbally until I get that job but I'm not giving up on her.She can wait no matter how long it takes.I'm trying to be patient with her but she's not patient with me.I don't know what to say anymore. :(
but Howard...it seems to me that she is playing you for a fool...and that's just not right. If things aren't up to her/or her parents standards..then she shuts you out...what kind of girlfriend is that? You shouldn't have to live up to her expectations for her to merely talk to you. I mean...I can see her wanting you to find a job, etc...but to totally shut you out and have her parents say mean things about you...that's just not very kind at all. :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: barefootrobin on 01/17/06 at 10:53 am
The problem is that she wants to shut me out verbally until I get that job but I'm not giving up on her.She can wait no matter how long it takes.I'm trying to be patient with her but she's not patient with me.I don't know what to say anymore. :(
Howard. When someone says "call me when you get that job" those are pretty much "it's over" words. If there not, then you don't deserve to be talked to like that. What is the definition of an abusive relationship Howard? What is the definition of being disrespectful of another human being Howard? Run, Howard, Run!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/17/06 at 2:17 pm
but Howard...it seems to me that she is playing you for a fool...and that's just not right. If things aren't up to her/or her parents standards..then she shuts you out...what kind of girlfriend is that? You shouldn't have to live up to her expectations for her to merely talk to you. I mean...I can see her wanting you to find a job, etc...but to totally shut you out and have her parents say mean things about you...that's just not very kind at all. :(
It's not right at all Erin for her Parents to give me a deadline,For Robin to go speed dating even before the deadline and for her parents to call me abusive names behind my back which is not right at all.I've put up with too much shit in my life and you're right,It doesn't seem like she cares about me all that she cares about is for me to get a job and that's my focus right now and like I said,I'm not giving up the ship!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/17/06 at 2:19 pm
Howard. When someone says "call me when you get that job" those are pretty much "it's over" words. If there not, then you don't deserve to be talked to like that. What is the definition of an abusive relationship Howard? What is the definition of being disrespectful of another human being Howard? Run, Howard, Run!
Thanks Robin.I just hope it's not over! :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 01/17/06 at 3:34 pm
My daughter and I today.
Brooke: *Grabs her butt*
Me: What's the matter?
Brooke: My butt hurts.
Me: Why?
Brooke: My pee pee's bothering it.
Me: Your pee pee is bothering your butt?
Brooke: *nods yes*
Me: Interesting. http://bestsmileys.com/paranoid/3.gif
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/17/06 at 6:01 pm
My daughter and I today.
Brooke: *Grabs her butt*
Me: What's the matter?
Brooke: My butt hurts.
Me: Why?
Brooke: My pee pee's bothering it.
Me: Your pee pee is bothering your butt?
Brooke: *nods yes*
Me: Interesting. http://bestsmileys.com/paranoid/3.gif
OMG....ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D that had to be the funniest thing that I have heard in a long time!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/17/06 at 9:26 pm
My mom: You have fuzz on your lip, you know that?
Me: ...what?
My mom: You have fuzz on your lip.
Me: ...fuzz!?
My mom: Fuzz.
Me: On my lip!?
My mom: Yes.
...I thought she was talking about lint.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Buckinghammm on 01/18/06 at 1:16 am
My mom: You have fuzz on your lip, you know that?
Me: ...what?
My mom: You have fuzz on your lip.
Me: ...fuzz!?
My mom: Fuzz.
Me: On my lip!?
My mom: Yes.
...I thought she was talking about lint.
=o Somebody's GROWING UPPPPP!!! :D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: danootaandme on 01/18/06 at 6:59 am
My daughter and I today.
Brooke: *Grabs her butt*
Me: What's the matter?
Brooke: My butt hurts.
Me: Why?
Brooke: My pee pee's bothering it.
Me: Your pee pee is bothering your butt?
Brooke: *nods yes*
Me: Interesting. http://bestsmileys.com/paranoid/3.gif
Rash?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/18/06 at 8:06 am
=o Somebody's GROWING UPPPPP!!! :D ;D
Pffft, I've had fuzz on my lip since...uh...
...BEFORE I WAS BORN.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/18/06 at 6:23 pm
I'll have you meet the manager at Au Bon Pain on Friday,I'll call you the day before to let you know what happened. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/18/06 at 6:24 pm
seems to me you should stay away from her for a while
That's what's been happening lately. :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/18/06 at 9:39 pm
....*sigh*
Me: *hands page from editorials* This is what I was trying to say when I said it was silly that some people were boycotting stores for saying "happy holidays". I don't think you understood me.
My mom: *glances at article* I don't think it's silly at all. These people feel very strongly about this--
Me: I mean I think it is silly that they feel strongly about it.
My mom: Not really, I mean, there is an effort to secularize this nation and this is what they're doing by taking "Christ" out of Christmas.
Me: ....I think that is very paranoia-fueled.
My mom: Not if you've been paying attention to what's been going on in this country for the past fifty years!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/18/06 at 9:46 pm
....*sigh*
Me: *hands page from editorials* This is what I was trying to say when I said it was silly that some people were boycotting stores for saying "happy holidays". I don't think you understood me.
My mom: *glances at article* I don't think it's silly at all. These people feel very strongly about this--
Me: I mean I think it is silly that they feel strongly about it.
My mom: Not really, I mean, there is an effort to secularize this nation and this is what they're doing by taking "Christ" out of Christmas.
Me: ....I think that is very paranoia-fueled.
My mom: Not if you've been paying attention to what's been going on in this country for the past fifty years!
you lost me after the second line.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/19/06 at 1:29 am
....*sigh*
Me: *hands page from editorials* This is what I was trying to say when I said it was silly that some people were boycotting stores for saying "happy holidays". I don't think you understood me.
My mom: *glances at article* I don't think it's silly at all. These people feel very strongly about this--
Me: I mean I think it is silly that they feel strongly about it.
My mom: Not really, I mean, there is an effort to secularize this nation and this is what they're doing by taking "Christ" out of Christmas.
Me: ....I think that is very paranoia-fueled.
My mom: Not if you've been paying attention to what's been going on in this country for the past fifty years!
fox news, your mom watches Bill O'Reilly hahhahhahhah. a right winger with a son who's leaning left. That will always make for good breakfast banter.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: danootaandme on 01/19/06 at 6:25 am
fox news, your mom watches Bill O'Reilly hahhahhahhah. a right winger with a son who's leaning left. That will always make for good breakfast banter.
It's what makes breakfast and adolescence fun! 8)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/19/06 at 12:08 pm
Me: I want to see this school...Spanish Fort High.
My mom: No.
Me: I don't care if you say it promotes Satanism, I still want to decide. I'm not going to sit on my hands and be infanitilized while someone else makes my decisions!
My mom: The Bible says that parents should educate their children, and since you are not an adult, we will decide what school you go to.
Me: What if I don't go the Christian school?
My mom: Then you'll be home.
Me: What if I won't homeschool?
My mom: You either go to the Christian school or you're homeschooled.
Me: What if I won't do either?
My mom: Then you'll be a dropout.
Me: Alright.
fudge...I'm dropping out of high school then.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 01/19/06 at 1:07 pm
Phone rings....
Mom :where are you?
KK: what, no hello?
Mom: are you in the car?
KK: hello to you too.
Mom: call me when you're out of the car.
*click*
My mom hangining up on me cuz she thinks that, even with hands-free, I"ll crash using the phone.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: deadrockstar on 01/19/06 at 1:19 pm
Me: I want to see this school...Spanish Fort High.
My mom: No.
Me: I don't care if you say it promotes Satanism, I still want to decide. I'm not going to sit on my hands and be infanitilized while someone else makes my decisions!
My mom: The Bible says that parents should educate their children, and since you are not an adult, we will decide what school you go to.
Me: What if I don't go the Christian school?
My mom: Then you'll be home.
Me: What if I won't homeschool?
My mom: You either go to the Christian school or you're homeschooled.
Me: What if I won't do either?
My mom: Then you'll be a dropout.
Me: Alright.
fudge...I'm dropping out of high school then.
Jeebus I feel sorry for you man. :\'( Thats like abuse, IMO.
It makes me so glad that I didn't get stuck with religious parents. I mean they had their faults still, but this reminds me I could have had it worse. Hang in there, man.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/19/06 at 4:07 pm
"Don't Worry,You'll Do Fine".One of the secretaries wishing me good luck on my job interview tomorrow. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 01/20/06 at 11:05 am
Scott: I am growing impatient.
Me: I know. You should really postpone...
Scott: Evel Knievel does not postpone! The President does not postpone, James Bond-
arch..ar....OK. we have one week!
Don't say I never gave you anything!
Me: You're buying these drinks, right?
Having a meeting my artist friend that I'm trying to drum up sponsorship for...a wild man.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/20/06 at 4:18 pm
On the phone with Robin last night:
"Please Robin,Let me Talk To You,I don't want you to shut me out cause there's nothing to discuss anymore".
"I've been feeling depressed and tired lately". :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/20/06 at 4:21 pm
On the phone with Robin last night:
"Please Robin,Let me Talk To You,I don't want you to shut me out cause there's nothing to discuss anymore".
"I've been feeling depressed and tired lately". :(
I should say that usually Quotes of the day are supposed to be happy and Make your day...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/20/06 at 4:23 pm
Why did you grow a beard?
I can't leave you alone for five minutes
What the Christ?
What the devil?
From a song I first heard today.
It made me laugh... why? I dunno.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/20/06 at 4:35 pm
I should say that usually Quotes of the day are supposed to be happy and Make your day...
Well lately she's been depressed and tired lately. :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/20/06 at 4:39 pm
Well lately she's been depressed and tired lately. :(
You should start a sadder quote thread.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/20/06 at 4:41 pm
You should start a sadder quote thread.
Maybe I will in the future.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/21/06 at 12:23 am
--B e t h---"Je jure que nous
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/21/06 at 12:59 am
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
MUST HOLD BACK MY MONKEY LOVE
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/21/06 at 1:07 am
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
MY LOVE IS ONLY FOR MONKEYS
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/21/06 at 10:21 am
uh...
was this one of your "Late night talks" again?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/21/06 at 10:51 am
uh...
was this one of your "Late night talks" again?
Yes.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/22/06 at 1:28 am
Carpe Noctem says:
Yeah, I deflate any erection in a 4-mile radius.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/22/06 at 1:30 am
Carpe Noctem says:
The nipples are man's thermometer
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/22/06 at 1:51 am
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
my gramma has one
Carpe Noctem says:
'Cause they're a fire hazard
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/22/06 at 1:56 am
Carpe Noctem says:
And I just said "Poop," Doms
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/22/06 at 2:01 am
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
I better stop looking
Carpe Noctem says:
*broom picture*
Carpe Noctem says:
THAT'S hot.
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
so I don't...
--B e t h---"Je jure que nous
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/22/06 at 2:16 am
Carpe Noctem says:
"To be a good writer, you should input lots and lots of penis into your story"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/22/06 at 2:25 pm
Carpe Noctem says:
"To be a good writer, you should input lots and lots of penis into your story"
He actually said that? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/22/06 at 6:01 pm
Carpe Noctem says:
Yeah, I deflate any erection in a 4-mile radius.
Carpe Noctem says:
The nipples are man's thermometer
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
my gramma has one
Carpe Noctem says:
'Cause they're a fire hazard
Carpe Noctem says:
And I just said "Poop," Doms
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
I better stop looking
Carpe Noctem says:
*broom picture*
Carpe Noctem says:
THAT'S hot.
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
so I don't...
--B e t h---"Je jure que nous
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/23/06 at 8:52 am
..
Ah, my boyfriend.. ::)
You picked a good one.
Well, there IS the constant "XD"ing...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/23/06 at 6:48 pm
My job coach today:
"Well Howard you nailed the interview,Are you going to call Robin and tell her the good news?" :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/23/06 at 8:52 pm
Dentist: So, this is your first year of high school?
Me: Uh...yeah...well, I'm homeschooled.
Dentist: You must love that!
Me: *wonders if she's being sarcastic* Hmm.
Dentist: What?
Me: Nothing.
Dentist: What, you'd like to get up earlier and have to go someplace?
Me: Actually...yes.
(few minutes later)
Dentist: I guess it would be pretty hard to get a girlfriend if you couldn't go to school to meet her!
WTF?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 01/24/06 at 10:36 am
A: "She doesn't even remember that we bought all those window-envelopes!"
B: "We're supposed to use the window-enveleopes?"
A" "I'm surrounded!" (walks out)
B: (examines envelope) "ohhhh. that's what the window is for. the address!"
a frustrated co-worker and astupid co-worker
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 01/24/06 at 11:18 am
Me : Mam, you're beautiful
Mam: Shut up, man
:o :\'(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/24/06 at 2:02 pm
Me : Mam, you're beautiful
Mam: Shut up, man
:o :\'(
Who told you to shut up?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 01/24/06 at 2:06 pm
Me : Mam, you're beautiful
Mam: Shut up, man
:o :\'(
I think that's pretty funny.
Like my earlier post of calling my mom and her hanging up on me cuz I was on a cell phone in the car.
:)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/24/06 at 2:09 pm
"Robin,I would like to see you THIS Sunday after a month away from each other".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/25/06 at 10:42 pm
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
I like what I see there, Doms...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/25/06 at 10:42 pm
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
I like what I see there, Doms...
Yeah, I was referring to Snyder saying that to you on this forum once in the gallery thread.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/25/06 at 10:55 pm
Yeah, I was referring to Snyder saying that to you on this forum once in the gallery thread.
Quit denying the fact that you were talking about T3H P3N1S (!!!!!1one), Marsh..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 01/26/06 at 4:39 am
My father in law when I w3as driving them home the other day.
"What do you want to stop for lunch for? It's only one o'clock"
Yeah, that'd be lunchtime by most normal people's standards!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 01/26/06 at 9:05 am
My Dad on lunch
I"ll come to your cafeteria becuase it's cheap but it has a nice view....like you!
???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 01/26/06 at 11:14 am
Me: I've been accepted as a transfer student and was wondering if I could make an appointment with an advisor.
Lady: No, they don't take appointments, it's on a walk-in basis only.
Me: So, how can I get a transcript evaluation?
Lady: Well, you have to make an appointment.
Me: Oh. Okay. Thank you for your help. ::)
I would rather be a bum than go through that...administrators can be hell..I know,I used to be one!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/26/06 at 4:23 pm
My Dad on lunch
I"ll come to your cafeteria becuase it's cheap but it has a nice view....like you!
???
What did he actually mean by"nice view"?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/28/06 at 4:15 am
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
PARTS OF ME JUST FLOPPIN' AROUND!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/28/06 at 4:22 am
--B e t h---"Je jure que nous
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/28/06 at 4:44 am
--B e t h---"Je jure que nous
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/30/06 at 5:53 pm
"I really DID miss you". Robin talking to me last night. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/30/06 at 11:46 pm
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
well, Beth... yesterday my poop was green
--B e t h---"Je jure que nous
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/31/06 at 12:00 am
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
well, Beth... yesterday my poop was green
--B e t h---"Je jure que nous
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/31/06 at 12:29 am
... You left out the funny part!
.. I did? Which part was that..?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/31/06 at 12:34 am
.. I did? Which part was that..?
well you should started from the "I'm used to it" until the "no, it was saturday!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/31/06 at 2:07 am
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
well, Beth... yesterday my poop was green
--B e t h---"Je jure que nous
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/31/06 at 2:13 am
:o aaahhhhhggggg good shock value here :o
Yup. And you can thank Dominic for that... :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/31/06 at 2:24 am
Yup. And you can thank Dominic for that... :D
really, those irrepugnant thoughts didn't originate from the mind of MidKnightDarkness? Well Dominic almost made me lose my enchilada. I've changed diapers before. It ain't pretty, and that brought it all back ;D ;D . See, when you and your homies are working the board, there's no telling what to expect. :-\\
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 01/31/06 at 4:22 am
son: "Mum my torch isn't working"
me: "Well, perhaps the batteries have gone flat"
son: "No, they were working last week when I switched the torch on and left it on under the sofa"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 01/31/06 at 5:24 pm
Me, to Scott: "Do you KNOW how hard it is to hump somebody while you're both moving?"
I'll let you develop the back-story for yourself.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/31/06 at 5:26 pm
"Robin,I want to use you as my human sundae just for one night" ;D ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/31/06 at 5:30 pm
Me, to Scott: "Do you KNOW how hard it is to hump somebody while you're both moving?"
I'll let you develop the back-story for yourself.
"Robin,I want to use you as my human sundae just for one night" ;D ;)
...whoa, two obscure innuendos in a row!
I continued cleaning out my closet today, by the way...all kinds of junk.
Me: *opens plastic bag* Ah, it's a bunch of Sunday school stuff. *picks up card* It's the Caucasian Jesus Christ!
My mom: What's with all the glitter?
Me: Well, it is Jesus Christ.
My mom: What does that have to do with anything?
Me: Well, he's the Son of God...and he's white.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 01/31/06 at 7:10 pm
...whoa, two obscure innuendos in a row!
I didn't imply anything.. I came out and said it, dammit. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/31/06 at 10:03 pm
really, those irrepugnant thoughts didn't originate from the mind of MidKnightDarkness? Well Dominic almost made me lose my enchilada. I've changed diapers before. It ain't pretty, and that brought it all back ;D ;D . See, when you and your homies are working the board, there's no telling what to expect. :-\\
you missed the context, she was talking about how her co-worker explains his poop.
And, well, I was making an example, although it WAS true...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/31/06 at 10:06 pm
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
No
...
...
ha... haha... BUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
That's a good one, ain't it?! I just couldn't stop laughing. That Marsh... he's one funny guy!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/01/06 at 5:23 pm
"Where Are You Going To Put The Whipped Cream And Cherries"?(Robin on Sunday) ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/01/06 at 8:49 pm
--B e t h---"&We're miles from the middle of nowhere. &Neither of us seems to care..." says:
it's not the kind of place I want to be advertising the fact that I need a screw!
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
like my hotdog
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/02/06 at 4:06 pm
Tyler: Is there any way you can get carpal tunnel syndrome besides typing?
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/02/06 at 4:19 pm
"You have good singing skills"(I was talking to Robin last night) :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/02/06 at 5:44 pm
This just in: 2 co-workers seated behind me discussing his flooded RV. (him) "I don't know what I'm gonna do"? (her) "I think you need a hummer". :o just another exciting day at the phone company ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/03/06 at 10:28 am
We were in the car yesterday and Vaughn dropped one of his toys and wanted Chris to pick it up.....
Vaughn: Can you pick up my car that fell on the floor
Chris: I can't reach it buddy....it's too far away from me
Vaughn: (starting to whine)
Me: Gosh Vaughn, he's not freakin' Stretch Armstrong!
Gotta love our sarcasm! ;) ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/03/06 at 11:53 am
We were in the car yesterday and Vaughn dropped one of his toys and wanted Chris to pick it up.....
Vaughn: Can you pick up my car that fell on the floor
Chris: I can't reach it buddy....it's too far away from me
Vaughn: (starting to whine)
Me: Gosh Vaughn, he's not freakin' Stretch Armstrong!
Gotta love our sarcasm! ;) ;D
yeah, I love it, and one day his Kindergarten teacher will ask Vaughn to please hand her the chalk, and he's gonna respond "I'm not freakin' Stretch Armstrong"! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/03/06 at 3:04 pm
Dustin: We're gonna get our asses kicked.
Me: No problem.
Dustin: What?
Me: We'll just make our team name "Off Constantly".
Dustin: Why?
Me: See, when they win, they'll have to run around yelling "Yay! We win! We win! We beat Off Constantly, we beat Off Constantly!"
Dustin: Ahh... still, we're goin' down.
Me: Yeah. But at least we didn't beat Off Constantly.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/03/06 at 3:08 pm
"Off" is my favorite insect repellent. When you're alone in the woods, you can't beat it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/03/06 at 3:10 pm
"Enough With My fantasies,We'll do things as they come naturally". ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/03/06 at 3:35 pm
Dustin: We're gonna get our asses kicked.
Me: No problem.
Dustin: What?
Me: We'll just make our team name "Off Constantly".
Dustin: Why?
Me: See, when they win, they'll have to run around yelling "Yay! We win! We win! We beat Off Constantly, we beat Off Constantly!"
Dustin: Ahh... still, we're goin' down.
Me: Yeah. But at least we didn't beat Off Constantly.
;D That's hilarious, Andrew.
Now walk up to the globe...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 02/03/06 at 4:53 pm
I have a work buddy named Jack who had his Chevy pickup stolen about a month ago, and while he's trying to get a fair settlement from his insurance company he's stuck driving around in a rented Kia, a car which he absolutely hates and a subject on which I needle him mercilessly:
Me: You know what "Kia" stands for, don't you?
Jack: No, what?
Me: Aw, come on, you were in the military...you know, K.I.A.?
Jack: Oh yeah, killed in action.
Me: So I guess that makes your truck a "Mia" then...
Dustin: We're gonna get our asses kicked.
Me: No problem.
Dustin: What?
Me: We'll just make our team name "Off Constantly".
Dustin: Why?
Me: See, when they win, they'll have to run around yelling "Yay! We win! We win! We beat Off Constantly, we beat Off Constantly!"
Dustin: Ahh... still, we're goin' down.
Me: Yeah. But at least we didn't beat Off Constantly.
That's pretty good. ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/03/06 at 6:18 pm
We were in the car yesterday and Vaughn dropped one of his toys and wanted Chris to pick it up.....
Vaughn: Can you pick up my car that fell on the floor
Chris: I can't reach it buddy....it's too far away from me
Vaughn: (starting to whine)
Me: Gosh Vaughn, he's not freakin' Stretch Armstrong!
Gotta love our sarcasm! ;) ;D
Ah... Stretch, I remember those! I broke mine to see what was in it... just sandy stuff, I think.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/04/06 at 1:58 am
--B e t h---"&We're miles from the middle of nowhere. &Neither of us seems to care..." says:
I wish boobs really DID come out of the ears.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/04/06 at 8:08 am
--B e t h---"&We're miles from the middle of nowhere. &Neither of us seems to care..." says:
I wish boobs really DID come out of the ears.
I wouldn't stop playing with myself all day. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/04/06 at 9:24 am
--B e t h---"&We're miles from the middle of nowhere. &Neither of us seems to care..." says:
I wish boobs really DID come out of the ears.
.... WHAT were you talking about last night?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/04/06 at 11:29 am
.... WHAT were you talking about last night?
You don't know! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/04/06 at 12:10 pm
its not the distance that drives us apart its 2 different lives not involving me and you says: can i come and stay with u for a while?
{229} --- "ToSeeYouSmileI'dFaceMyDeath..." says: errrr, not really, things are a bit crowded and we're all starting moving preperations.
its not the distance that drives us apart its 2 different lives not involving me and you says: I ave already missed this months rent and aint saved the money for next month
{229} --- "ToSeeYouSmileI'dFaceMyDeath..." says: i suppose you should then
its not the distance that drives us apart its 2 different lives not involving me and you says: you want me to bring some food?
{229} --- "ToSeeYouSmileI'dFaceMyDeath..." says: No, just some industrial pesticides and a towel
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/04/06 at 5:30 pm
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
Hmm...I ought to delete my logs of MSN conversations
Let's Imitate Reality. Let's Strive For Mediocrity. Let's Make Believe We're All The Same. Let's Sanitize Our Little Brains! says:
You keep a history?
Let's Imitate Reality. Let's Strive For Mediocrity. Let's Make Believe We're All The Same. Let's Sanitize Our Little Brains! says:
I do, but I have my own desktop.
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
I don't want anyone in my family to read them, a lot of them have to do with T3H P3N1S and hating church
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/04/06 at 5:38 pm
Goddamn These Hands, I Let Them Touch YOU. says:
Shoot, gotta go.
Goddamn These Hands, I Let Them Touch YOU. says:
Dog needs walkin'.
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
See you later
Goddamn These Hands, I Let Them Touch YOU. says:
Back later, my hispanic comrade.
Goddamn These Hands, I Let Them Touch YOU. says:
Peace.
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
DOGGY'S GONNA HAVE SEX
I just...blurted that out right as you left. I'm not sure whether you saw that or not.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/04/06 at 6:35 pm
Yeah, I saw it. XD
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/05/06 at 1:47 am
--B e t h---"&We're miles from the middle of nowhere. &Neither of us seems to care..." says:
*holds butt*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/06/06 at 12:51 am
Tonight while watching the Super Bowl half-time show....
Me: Wow! Look how bad Keith Richards looks! He is looking everyday, more and more like Lady Elaine (from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood).
LOL! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/06/06 at 1:01 am
Today was Communion...we all received our little pieces of bread and the elder would say, "Eat this bread in remembrance of me" and we would all solemnly eat the bread and then the same with the little cups with grape juice...and after that, they put the Jesus bread on the table with the other food that was brought.
Joel: Hey, bread! (rips off a chunk and eats it)
Tell me that is not hilarious.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/06/06 at 1:56 am
Tonight while watching the Super Bowl half-time show....
Me: Wow! Look how bad Keith Richards looks! He is looking everyday, more and more like Lady Elaine (from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood).
LOL! :D
whoa, i used to think she was kinda hot ???
Today was Communion...we all received our little pieces of bread and the elder would say, "Eat this bread in remembrance of me" and we would all solemnly eat the bread and then the same with the little cups with grape juice...and after that, they put the Jesus bread on the table with the other food that was brought.
Joel: Hey, bread! (rips off a chunk and eats it)
Tell me that is not hilarious.
way to kill the solemn moment >:( that's a chuckler for sures. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/06/06 at 2:04 am
Tonight while watching the Super Bowl half-time show....
Me: Wow! Look how bad Keith Richards looks! He is looking everyday, more and more like Lady Elaine (from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood).
LOL! :D
He's still doing the stuff with the fishing lures in his hair. He started that like.. 10 years ago and just keeps doing it :P
They look ancient.
When i saw them on the Big tour they basically look like they were dug up beforehand ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/06/06 at 6:03 am
Today was Communion...we all received our little pieces of bread and the elder would say, "Eat this bread in remembrance of me" and we would all solemnly eat the bread and then the same with the little cups with grape juice...and after that, they put the Jesus bread on the table with the other food that was brought.
Joel: Hey, bread! (rips off a chunk and eats it)
Tell me that is not hilarious.
My uncle, during Communion, said "Whoa, there's booze with this bread! AWESOME!"
I kid you not.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/06/06 at 7:18 am
"What's wrong with being slobbered on"? (referring to Robin And I last night) ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/06/06 at 9:25 am
whoa, i used to think she was kinda hot ???
you thought that......SHE was hot?? ???
http://www.misterrogers.org/images/mrn/cast/lady_elaine.jpg
I think maybe you meant.....HER
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=LADY+ABERLIN/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=12g6irvl7/EXP=1139322311/*-http%3A//www.misterrogers.org/images/mrn/cast/lady_aberlin.jpg
Lady Aberlin...I hope you meant her. LOL! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/06/06 at 9:31 am
you thought that......SHE was hot?? ???
http://www.misterrogers.org/images/mrn/cast/lady_elaine.jpg
..
Hahahahahahhahaha
Oh, sexy..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/06/06 at 10:20 am
My sister: Aha! Turn the mirror upon yourself! The fault lies in the common denominator- that's YOU!
(to my mom after she complains that everyone around her gets things she says confused- when it's she that's the confusing one)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/06/06 at 5:49 pm
you thought that......SHE was hot?? ???
http://www.misterrogers.org/images/mrn/cast/lady_elaine.jpg
I think maybe you meant.....HER
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=LADY+ABERLIN/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=12g6irvl7/EXP=1139322311/*-http%3A//www.misterrogers.org/images/mrn/cast/lady_aberlin.jpg
Lady Aberlin...I hope you meant her. LOL! :D
Lady Elaine Fairchild? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/06/06 at 6:02 pm
At work today:
Me: *Does something stupid* (Too complicated to explain)
Jay: Hahaha.. Ditz..
Me: >:-{
Jay: *Laughs, laughs, laughs...walks into closed door*
Me: ..... Aaaaaaaaaaahahahaha..!!!
Jay: >:-{
Later on in the day....
Me: Do you have any garbage that needs taken out to the dumpster?
Jay: Psssht, yeah.. *Gathers garbage*
Me: *Reaches for the garbage*
Jay: *Throws garbage bag across the room and laughs as I go to pick it up*
About 10 minutes later..
Jay: *Leans over in his chair to tell me something.... falls off...*
Har.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/06/06 at 9:48 pm
FawningSwindlers: Dude, that is the worst Myspace page I have ever seen.
FawningSwindlers: Well... it's close.
TopTrig12: I know!
TopTrig12: It's the worst I've seen by far
TopTrig12: It is the only myspace that would provoke me to violently murder a puppy.
FawningSwindlers: =(
FawningSwindlers: THat's horrible.
TopTrig12: It's THAT bad.
FawningSwindlers: I would rather look at that lame Mysace than kill a puppy.
TopTrig12: Meh...look at Kristin's myspace, kill a puppy...
TopTrig12: *weighs hands*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/06/06 at 10:17 pm
FawningSwindlers: Dude, that is the worst Myspace page I have ever seen.
FawningSwindlers: Well... it's close.
TopTrig12: I know!
TopTrig12: It's the worst I've seen by far
TopTrig12: It is the only myspace that would provoke me to violently murder a puppy.
FawningSwindlers: =(
FawningSwindlers: THat's horrible.
TopTrig12: It's THAT bad.
FawningSwindlers: I would rather look at that lame Mysace than kill a puppy.
TopTrig12: Meh...look at Kristin's myspace, kill a puppy...
TopTrig12: *weighs hands*
*Slowly shakes head..*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/06/06 at 10:42 pm
you thought that......SHE was hot?? ???
http://www.misterrogers.org/images/mrn/cast/lady_elaine.jpg
I think maybe you meant.....HER
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=LADY+ABERLIN/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=12g6irvl7/EXP=1139322311/*-http%3A//www.misterrogers.org/images/mrn/cast/lady_aberlin.jpg
Lady Aberlin...I hope you meant her. LOL! :D
hahhahhahhah yes yes the real woman ;D and thats kind of hard up at that!!!! I thought the real lady was Elaine, my mistake. There must be something seriously wrong with me to get any kind of jollification from the mr rogers neighborhood chick.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/06/06 at 11:09 pm
you thought that......SHE was hot?? ???
http://www.misterrogers.org/images/mrn/cast/lady_elaine.jpg
hey, don't laugh, i'm pretty much at the point i wouldn't dismiss her out of hand.
'well, okay, granted she's a marionette and that's a minus, but she's also got a lot of very endearing qualities...'
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/06/06 at 11:11 pm
hey, don't laugh, i'm pretty much at the point i wouldn't dismiss her out of hand.
'well, okay, granted she's a marionette and that's a minus, but she's also got a lot of very endearing qualities...'
;D ;D I'm speechless ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/06/06 at 11:12 pm
hey, don't laugh, i'm pretty much at the point i wouldn't dismiss her out of hand.
'well, okay, granted she's a marionette and that's a minus, but she's also got a lot of very endearing qualities...'
Her tits will never droop.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/06/06 at 11:21 pm
hey, don't laugh, i'm pretty much at the point i wouldn't dismiss her out of hand.
'well, okay, granted she's a marionette and that's a minus, but she's also got a lot of very endearing qualities...'
i am now going to pee my pants, you have me laughing so hard!! ;D ;D ;D
BTW....I always thought of her as the neighborhood lesbian...I dunno, maybe it was just me! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/06/06 at 11:23 pm
i am now going to pee my pants, you have me laughing so hard!! ;D ;D ;D
BTW....I always thought of her as the neighborhood lesbian...I dunno, maybe it was just me! :D
The picture of that puppet standing there is hilarious in itself.... you couldn't have found a better picture of her, that's for sure ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/06/06 at 11:25 pm
The picture of that puppet standing there is hilarious in itself.... you couldn't have found a better picture of her, that's for sure ;D
well, it's not like I had too many to choose from...believe it or not, internet photos of Lady Elaine just aren't as much in demand as we all may have thought. ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/06/06 at 11:57 pm
i am now going to pee my pants, you have me laughing so hard!! ;D ;D ;D
BTW....I always thought of her as the neighborhood lesbian...I dunno, maybe it was just me! :D
you know how i knew?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/07/06 at 12:02 am
you know how i knew?
how? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/07/06 at 12:04 am
Her tits will never droop.
I will never see Mr Rogers in the same way ever again
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/07/06 at 12:09 am
how? ???
er, um... that time i was just talkin' smack. :-[
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/07/06 at 12:11 am
er, um... that time i was just talkin' smack. :-[
;D :D ;D :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 02/07/06 at 4:26 am
NON - Forum quotes
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/07/06 at 7:24 am
I will never see Mr Rogers in the same way ever again
He's probably rolling over in his grave.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/07/06 at 9:08 am
NON - Forum quotes
Sorry nal--Karen. :-[
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/07/06 at 11:53 am
Sorry nal--Karen. :-scratched by dragging needle across it.
the 3 other girls jaws drop to floor.
meanwhile I am LOL trying not to ask my kid why she is watching this. it was funny.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 02/07/06 at 11:55 am
Sorry nal--Karen. :-[
Only that you (amongst others) went on at Howard in the other thread for postin non-forum quotes.
karen
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/07/06 at 11:56 am
Only that you (amongst others) went on at Howard in the other thread for postin non-forum quotes.
karen
she said sorry
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/07/06 at 12:09 pm
whoops, sort of got of topic, sorry also. heres a Non-Forum Quote
I'm in kitchen and my daughter is watching MTV, some dating show called NEXT, 4 kids inside a custom bus trying to get chosen to be the date.
One girl asks the others "so, do you like bulges on a guy"?
(naive girl) "you mean muscles"?
(1st girl) "I mean his package"
(naive girl) looking like a deer looking into headlights.
(1st girl) "have you ever seen a p3nis"?
(naive girl) pauses, then says "I've seen my dads p3nis")
loud sound like a record album being scratched by dragging needle across it.
the 3 other girls jaws drop to floor.
meanwhile I am LOL trying not to ask my kid why she is watching this. it was funny.
hahahaha...>OMFG!! That is hilarious! I LOVE that show...the people on there are so funny. It is especially great when it a gay guy and another gay guy walks off of the bus and he is like, "huh uh...I don't think so...NEXT" ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/07/06 at 12:44 pm
Only that you (amongst others) went on at Howard in the other thread for postin non-forum quotes.
karen
I said I was sor--
she said sorry
...Yeah...!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/07/06 at 1:06 pm
Although this was snotty, it was funny too:
Co-worker to me and the other woman at the front desk:
Hey! Have you heard this one? Two losers are working at the front desk of an office....oh. sorry.
jerk.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/07/06 at 1:14 pm
Robin talking to me last night:
"We'll have sex when we get married". ::)
Like that's ever going to happen! ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/07/06 at 1:19 pm
Robin talking to me last night:
"We'll have sex when we get married". ::)
Like that's ever going to happen! ::)
There is nothing so overrated as fornication nor underrated as defecation.
--Mark Twain
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/07/06 at 1:20 pm
Although this was snotty, it was funny too:
Co-worker to me and the other woman at the front desk:
Hey! Have you heard this one? Two losers are working at the front desk of an office....oh. sorry.
jerk.
that's really funny, kinda harsh, yet funny. sorry
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/07/06 at 1:21 pm
Robin talking to me last night:
"We'll have sex when we get married". ::)
Like that's ever going to happen! ::)
La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La (hands over ears)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/07/06 at 1:23 pm
La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La (hands over ears)
Alright Fine,Don't listen to me! >:(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/07/06 at 1:43 pm
Alright Fine,Don't listen to me! >:(
don't fret, you are being listened to. it's just so intimate :-[
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/07/06 at 1:45 pm
don't fret, you are being listened to. it's just so intimate :-[
I'm sorry TMI again.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/07/06 at 5:28 pm
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
Meg White looks like Pikachu
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/07/06 at 8:28 pm
Lauren: You seem shaky today.
Me: Well, I have this thing. I have to keep my hands busy with something. Either that or my mouth. I have to keep my hands and mouth busy.
Lauren: Um...
Me: *pauses, not quite getting it. Finally hits me* Wait, that came out so very wrong.
Lauren: Sure....
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/08/06 at 12:19 am
(Me) to my 16 year old daughter. "do you think I can get some computer time here"?
(her) daddy, I've got 5 conversations going on right now on AIM"?
(me) confuzed smile, "5"?
(her) "and then after I gotta do Myspace"!
(me) "Gilmore Girls is on (trying to entice and trick her out of room)
(her) no response
(me) "well allrighty then, have fun, just no pedophiles, and let me have PC for 15min at 9pm". 8)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/08/06 at 1:56 am
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
Never in my life have I felt so unabashedly queer.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/08/06 at 1:57 am
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
Never in my life have I felt so unabashedly queer.
uh uh, no ;D did he ??? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/08/06 at 2:08 am
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
Never in my life have I felt so unabashedly queer.
A word of clarification...
http://www.nndb.com/people/154/000026076/beck.jpg
Drooling yet, gentleman?
Yeah...that's what I thought...liars.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/08/06 at 2:11 am
A word of clarification...
http://www.nndb.com/people/154/000026076/beck.jpg
Drooling yet, gentleman?
Yeah...that's what I thought...liars.
that's a dude right?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/08/06 at 2:14 am
that's a dude right?
:o YES! How could you deny his awesome manliness!?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/08/06 at 2:24 am
A word of clarification...
http://www.nndb.com/people/154/000026076/beck.jpg
Drooling yet, gentleman?
Yeah...that's what I thought...liars.
If I were a guy, I'd totally go gay for Beck--SERIOUSLY. He's so hot.
http://www.chartattack.com/pics/2003/01/f-beck1.jpg
http://www.ticketservice.com/assets/images/beck3.jpg
http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/10.01.98/gifs/beck-9839.jpg
http://www.ticketservice.com/assets/images/beck2.jpg
!!!!!
that's a dude right?
Oh NO You DINT! :o
That's it, BEND OVER..!!1 >:-{
http://www.candelabrasforrent.com/images/candelabra_romana.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/08/06 at 2:33 am
If I were a guy, I'd totally go gay for Beck--SERIOUSLY. He's so hot.
http://www.chartattack.com/pics/2003/01/f-beck1.jpg
http://www.ticketservice.com/assets/images/beck3.jpg
http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/10.01.98/gifs/beck-9839.jpg
http://www.ticketservice.com/assets/images/beck2.jpg
!!!!!
Oh NO You DINT! :o
That's it, BEND OVER..!!1 >:-{
http://www.candelabrasforrent.com/images/candelabra_romana.jpg
Are those candles meant for me? Light my fire :D I'm sorry if I dis'd your boy Beck. does he have a sister?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/08/06 at 2:42 am
Are those candles meant for me? Light my fire :D I'm sorry if I dis'd your boy Beck. does he have a sister?
Wait Wait WAIT!!11
... I-I don't think you understand..! I am about to shove this hurr wrought iron candelabra up your anus..!!!11 http://www.messenger-skins.net/images/smilies/msn_surprised.gif
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/08/06 at 2:50 am
Wait Wait WAIT!!11
... I-I don't think you understand..! I am about to shove this hurr wrought iron candelabra up your anus..!!!11 http://www.messenger-skins.net/images/smilies/msn_surprised.gif
I did understand and figured if I'm paying the price for my sin against beck, at least maybe I could get a hookup with the cuter beck ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/08/06 at 9:55 am
Inspirational.
Every day I wake up and think how I can upset somebody.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/08/06 at 10:22 am
you know, i've been told i look a lot like beck.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 02/08/06 at 10:30 am
you know, i've been told i look a lot like beck.
proof?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/08/06 at 10:34 am
proof?
you'll just have to trust me.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/08/06 at 11:13 am
He doesn't want us to see his pic because then we'll KNOW he's gay ;)
oops, wrong thread ;D
Yeah, this all harkens back to the
"you have a girl as your avatar"...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/08/06 at 11:25 am
Yeah, this all harkens back to the
"you have a girl as your avatar"...
a necessary evil to be able to avail myself of all those priceless goofy facial expressions.
pretty, and witty...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/08/06 at 11:46 am
a necessary evil to be able to avail myself of all those priceless goofy facial expressions.
pretty, and witty...
oh no, don't get me wrong..I loove your avatars; I loook forward to the changes.
The "goosed" one was great.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/08/06 at 12:08 pm
oh no, don't get me wrong..I loove your avatars; I loook forward to the changes.
The "goosed" one was great.
my favorites are definitely stoner tia and slacker tia. The ones where she's got those "dude, where's my excellent adventure" expressions on her face. But right now I'm playing this dangerous game of seeing how gay I can make her.
on the off-chance kim Richards ever happens across this site I hope she recognizes it's homage, not parody.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/08/06 at 12:55 pm
my favorites are definitely stoner tia and slacker tia. The ones where she's got those "dude, where's my excellent adventure" expressions on her face. But right now I'm playing this dangerous game of seeing how gay I can make her.
on the off-chance kim Richards ever happens across this site I hope she recognizes it's homage, not parody.
I'll support you in convincing her. Hail Kim.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/08/06 at 5:01 pm
Wait Wait WAIT!!11
... I-I don't think you understand..! I am about to shove this hurr wrought iron candelabra up your anus..!!!11 http://www.messenger-skins.net/images/smilies/msn_surprised.gif
Can I have it shoved up mine? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/08/06 at 6:51 pm
you know, i've been told i look a lot like beck.
:o
..
Bear my children. Right now.
Can I have it shoved up mine? ;D
Dude, Howard. No. Just...just no..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/08/06 at 7:52 pm
A word of clarification...
http://www.nndb.com/people/154/000026076/beck.jpg
Drooling yet, gentleman?
Yeah...that's what I thought...liars.
Dude, I've never hid my love for Beck, so I won't now. BECK IS THE HOTTEST PERSON ALIVE! Well, the third hottest.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/08/06 at 7:53 pm
Dude, I've never hid my love for Beck, so I won't now. BECK IS THE HOTTEST PERSON ALIVE! Well, the third hottest.
Um, Doms..? Who the crap's hotter than Beck, exactly..? :o
BTW, I found a picture of his wife. It nearly made me cry. Aw, Shoot, it DID make me cry..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/08/06 at 7:54 pm
:o
..
Bear my children. Right now.
Dude, Howard. No. Just...just no..
You took the words outta my mouth
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/08/06 at 7:54 pm
Um, Doms..? Who the crap's hotter than Beck, exactly..? :o
BTW, I found a picture of his wife. It nearly made me cry. Aw, Shoot, it DID make me cry..
I was actually quoting you there.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/08/06 at 7:55 pm
Dude, I've never hid my love for Beck, so I won't now. BECK IS THE HOTTEST PERSON ALIVE! Well, the third hottest.
And the other two would be....us...?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/08/06 at 7:55 pm
I was actually quoting you there.
Wait, I said that Beck was the third hottest guy..?! I must have been on something that night..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/08/06 at 8:01 pm
Um, Doms..? Who the crap's hotter than Beck, exactly..? :o
BTW, I found a picture of his wife. It nearly made me cry. Aw, Shoot, it DID make me cry..
Alanis says it's Ironic, meeting the man of your dreams, and then meeting his beautiful wife.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/08/06 at 8:03 pm
And the other two would be....us...?
Right-o you are!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/08/06 at 8:05 pm
Alanis says it's Ironic, meeting the man of your dreams, and then meeting his beautiful wife.
B-but..
http://www.kellie.de/jw/grownups/marissa1.jpg
:\'(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/08/06 at 8:06 pm
B-but..
http://www.kellie.de/jw/grownups/marissa1.jpg
:\'(
who's that?! She's hot!
:P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/08/06 at 8:08 pm
who's that?! She's hot!
:P
Beck's Wife *Hangs head*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/08/06 at 8:11 pm
B-but..
http://www.kellie.de/jw/grownups/marissa1.jpg
:\'(
omg, his grandmother!! that's a crying shame if that's his beautiful wife, but I guess she has inner beauty. she looks like a SNL character
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/08/06 at 8:13 pm
omg, his grandmother!! that's a crying shame if that's his beautiful wife, but I guess she has inner beauty. she looks like a SNL character
Granted, I found and posted the worst picture of her I could find. She's actually not that bad.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/08/06 at 8:16 pm
omg, his grandmother!! that's a crying shame if that's his beautiful wife, but I guess she has inner beauty. she looks like a SNL character
she does... the versaci or whatever character.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/08/06 at 8:22 pm
Granted, I found and posted the worst picture of her I could find. She's actually not that bad.
hahhahha, I love the cattiness in that move. well done. :)
she does... the versaci or whatever character.
yes, thats the one, Mya something or other. she is funny
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/08/06 at 9:04 pm
A word of clarification...
http://www.nndb.com/people/154/000026076/beck.jpg
Drooling yet, gentleman?
Yeah...that's what I thought...liars.
Dude, I was gonna put that in the "Know How I Know You're Gay?" thread.. a pic of Beck, to see the reaction.. he's just too damn pretty!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/08/06 at 9:43 pm
Um, Doms..? Who the crap's hotter than Beck, exactly..? :o
Me, of course. And myself in Spirit Form. I was gonna be a Trinity, but I'm lazy.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/08/06 at 9:51 pm
Dude, I was gonna put that in the "Know How I Know You're Gay?" thread.. a pic of Beck, to see the reaction.. he's just too damn pretty!
hmm, i'm not really seeing it. if i had to guess i wouldn'ta thought he was all that.
but his wife, on the other hand, is FUNKY. she must have a great sense of humor or something. either that or she's walking backward on her hands, if you get my drift.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/08/06 at 9:57 pm
hmm, i'm not really seeing it.
Homo. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/08/06 at 9:58 pm
hmm, i'm not really seeing it. if i had to guess i wouldn'ta thought he was all that.
but his wife, on the other hand, is FUNKY. she must have a great sense of humor or something. either that or she's walking backward on her hands, if you get my drift.
;D But seriously... I've never seen or heard about Beck's wife..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/08/06 at 9:58 pm
;D But seriously... I've never seen or heard about Beck's wife..
Did you see her picture I just posted...!?!11 :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/08/06 at 10:01 pm
Homo. ;D
oh no you di'intoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneone.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/08/06 at 10:07 pm
oh no you di'intoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneone.
You're considered a homo if you don't think Beck's a hawt piece o' ass.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/08/06 at 10:09 pm
You're considered a homo if you don't think Beck's a hawt piece o' ass.
i would rather have thought for the fellas it would have been the other way round.
just please, no candles!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/08/06 at 10:14 pm
:o
..
Bear my children. Right now.
oh, wait, no, i'm sorry, it's not beck i've been told i look like, it's bach.
http://www.jsbach.net/media/bach-haussmann.jpg
sorry for the mixup. although i dare say bach probably has better childbearing hips.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/09/06 at 5:03 am
You're considered a homo if you don't think Beck's a hawt piece o' ass.
Did Beck have lip implants or something. It doesn't look natural. and I've heard what they use for those implants. "Beck's got a right purty mouth" theme from deliverance plays in background
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 02/09/06 at 5:05 am
Did Beck have lip implants or something. It doesn't look natural. and I've heard what they use for those implants. "Beck's got a right purty mouth" theme from deliverance plays in background
LMAO 'right purty mouth' ;D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/09/06 at 5:07 am
LMAO 'right purty mouth' ;D ;D
I'm sure I'll pay for that one
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 02/09/06 at 5:08 am
my 4 year old today "At nursery we're doing about people who help us. Can I take my Batman toy in, cos he helps people by killing the baddies"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/09/06 at 9:41 am
Did Beck have lip implants or something. It doesn't look natural. and I've heard what they use for those implants. "Beck's got a right purty mouth" theme from deliverance plays in background
SUUUUUUUEEEEE!!! *Repetitive 3 chord guitar twang in background - overdubbed with pathetic synth rejected by Kraftwerk*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/09/06 at 11:32 am
SUUUUUUUEEEEE!!! *Repetitive 3 chord guitar twang in background - overdubbed with pathetic synth rejected by Kraftwerk*
I'm seeing that scene of the dueling banjos with the rather odd looking inbred mountain kid, but there was 1 banjo and 1 guitar. I guess that'd be a hard title for a song
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/09/06 at 1:25 pm
Tyler: We named a cat after you!
My grandfather: What, Grouchy?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/09/06 at 1:43 pm
Detective: If you're going to dabble in insurance fraud, don't update your voter registration. Now, to fight crime!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/09/06 at 1:54 pm
Detective: If you're going to dabble in insurance fraud, don't update your voter registration. Now, to fight crime!
you work with detectives????
i've already said too much...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/09/06 at 2:00 pm
you work with detectives????
not really; sometimes they come in here (city office) to look stuff up.
I'm not a crime-fighter.
by the way, the comment above about the cat and the grandpa? funny! I can just picture it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/09/06 at 2:06 pm
not really; sometimes they come in here (city office) to look stuff up.
I'm not a crime-fighter.
by the way, the comment above about the cat and the grandpa? funny! I can just picture it.
I dated a detective for a little while. it sucked because you can't put anything over on em.
Yeah, the cat thing was a good one, although he couldn't really be THAT grumpy if he's making good jokes like that!
I underwhelmed you with my acid-jazzer list, didn't I?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/09/06 at 2:48 pm
I dated a detective for a little while. it sucked because you can't put anything over on em.
Yeah, the cat thing was a good one, although he couldn't really be THAT grumpy if he's making good jokes like that!
I underwhelmed you with my acid-jazzer list, didn't I?
NO no no...it's that everytime I open to read the posts, someone comes in the office and I have to do something, so my answers are scatterd and not sequential...I must go find it.
kk
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/09/06 at 3:11 pm
Today, this rather attractive girl had a Beck t-shirt on.. I was downright amazed how small they make Beck shirts. ;D But anyway, here's what happened:
Me: Dude, Scott, she has Beck shirt!
Scott: Dude, really? Why were you looking, Andrew?
Me: To make sure it was really a Beck shirt.
Scott: I see. We'd better keep looking.. you know, just in case it's NOT a Beck shirt.
Me: You're right.
Scott: It might say something like "Back", or "Peck".
Me: It might not even be the same Beck.
Scott: Agreed. We'll keep staring at the Beck shirt until we figure this out. I think she'd better take it off.. you know, so we can study it more.
Me: Quite.
Then, later, in hockey.. I love how our Gym Teacher never stops anyone from swearing.
Dan: SH-T!
Gym Teacher: *says nothing, but chuckles and has a "Heehee, he said "Sh-t"" look on his face.*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/09/06 at 3:29 pm
Today, this rather attractive girl had a Beck t-shirt on.. I was downright amazed how small they make Beck shirts. ;D But anyway, here's what happened:
Me: Dude, Scott, she has Beck shirt!
Scott: Dude, really? Why were you looking, Andrew?
Me: To make sure it was really a Beck shirt.
Scott: I see. We'd better keep looking.. you know, just in case it's NOT a Beck shirt.
Me: You're right.
Scott: It might say something like "Back", or "Peck".
Me: It might not even be the same Beck.
Scott: Agreed. We'll keep staring at the Beck shirt until we figure this out. I think she'd better take it off.. you know, so we can study it more.
Me: Quite.
Then, later, in hockey.. I love how our Gym Teacher never stops anyone from swearing.
Dan: SH-T!
Gym Teacher: *says nothing, but chuckles and has a "Heehee, he said "Sh-t"" look on his face.*
Back in the day we had a Gym teacher who would hit us, call us all Cun*s, shout general obscenties at everybody etc etc.
Of course, looking back molestation and abuse were prevelant, but at the time it was just better than Math class.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/09/06 at 3:47 pm
"I haven't even gotten to 3rd base yet.I think I'll stay on 1st." ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/09/06 at 3:53 pm
Back in the day we had a Gym teacher who would hit us, call us all Cun*s, shout general obscenties at everybody etc etc.
Of course, looking back molestation and abuse were prevelant, but at the time it was just better than Math class.
Wow... that had to be tough.. I actually like this gym teacher, though.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/09/06 at 4:48 pm
Today, this rather attractive girl had a Beck t-shirt on.. I was downright amazed how small they make Beck shirts. ;D But anyway, here's what happened:
Me: Dude, Scott, she has Beck shirt!
Scott: Dude, really? Why were you looking, Andrew?
Me: To make sure it was really a Beck shirt.
Scott: I see. We'd better keep looking.. you know, just in case it's NOT a Beck shirt.
Me: You're right.
Scott: It might say something like "Back", or "Peck".
Me: It might not even be the same Beck.
Scott: Agreed. We'll keep staring at the Beck shirt until we figure this out. I think she'd better take it off.. you know, so we can study it more.
Me: Quite.
Then, later, in hockey.. I love how our Gym Teacher never stops anyone from swearing.
Dan: SH-T!
Gym Teacher: *says nothing, but chuckles and has a "Heehee, he said "Sh-t"" look on his face.*
hopefully Lauren wasn't with you when you were ogling at the girls "beck shirt". ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/09/06 at 4:55 pm
Wow... that had to be tough.. I actually like this gym teacher, though.
Like I said, it was better than doing Math.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/09/06 at 4:56 pm
hopefully Lauren wasn't with you when you were ogling at the girls "beck shirt". ::)
Nope, she was right there, ogling with us... it was a damn nice shirt. :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/09/06 at 4:56 pm
Today, this rather attractive girl had a Beck t-shirt on.. I was downright amazed how small they make Beck shirts. ;D But anyway, here's what happened:
Me: Dude, Scott, she has Beck shirt!
Scott: Dude, really? Why were you looking, Andrew?
Me: To make sure it was really a Beck shirt.
Scott: I see. We'd better keep looking.. you know, just in case it's NOT a Beck shirt.
Me: You're right.
Scott: It might say something like "Back", or "Peck".
Me: It might not even be the same Beck.
Scott: Agreed. We'll keep staring at the Beck shirt until we figure this out. I think she'd better take it off.. you know, so we can study it more.
Me: Quite.
I didn't know there were Beck shirts...! Did it have a picture of his face or did it just say "Beck" on it, perhaps in the cursive Guero writing...?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/09/06 at 4:59 pm
I didn't know there were Beck shirts...! Did it have a picture of his face or did it just say "Beck" on it, perhaps in the cursive Guero writing...?
It was simliar to the "Hell Yes" EP album cover.
Ever seen the video for "Girl"? There's a green shirt with that car on it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/09/06 at 6:27 pm
10-year-old girl next-door: She sure DOES alot. I mean do. I mean do stuff...not doodoo. not poop. I mean do som. oh forget it.
she writes poems about my dog.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/09/06 at 9:07 pm
--B e t h---"&We're miles from the middle of nowhere. &Neither of us seems to care..." says:
He looks like a chicken when he sings.
About John Mayer
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/09/06 at 10:46 pm
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
I've been fooled into contracting myself to the country! so cleverly masked in the abstract wording!
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
Now you have to wear the funny hat until you can remember the patriotic safe word
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
..
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
ok that went over my head
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
I want you?
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
That's because you hate America.
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
Communist.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/09/06 at 11:51 pm
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
That's because you hate America.
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
Communist.
Strangely reminiscent of whenever i talk to you ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/10/06 at 2:52 am
At last nights concert in Oakland, ca. Steve Tyler, lead singer for Aerosmith introducing the band, and gets to the lead guitarist
" and on lead guitar, singing and playing his ass off, Mr. Joe F#&%ing Perry"!!! and Joe Perry takes the microphne and introduces Steve. "and last but not least, the greatest rock and roll front man and lead singer, the Demon of Screamin, Steve Tyler" !!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/10/06 at 10:24 am
Strangely reminiscent of whenever i talk to you ;D
I learn from the best, Mr. McCarthy.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/10/06 at 11:25 am
another Aerosmith concert night quote; saw some friends at the concert, afterwards we meet up, are hanging out and talking :
(my friends wife) "they were so good"
(me) "yeah, they rock"
(friends wife) "its extra special for us, we're celebrating"
(me) "really, what are you celebrating"?
(her) "that I don't have a brain tumor"
(me) :o " congratulations" :-\\
(her) "ok, see ya"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/10/06 at 11:30 am
kinda related to that, I'm walking to the office this morning past all the cubbies and go by someone on the phone and the only line of the conversation I hear is "so have you been tested for parasites?"
I stepped up the pace a bit after that.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 02/10/06 at 11:30 am
another Aerosmith concert night quote; saw some friends at the concert, afterwards we meet up, are hanging out and talking :
(my friends wife) "they were so good"
(me) "yeah, they rock"
(friends wife) "its extra special for us, we're celebrating"
(me) "really, what are you celebrating"?
(her) "that I don't have a brain tumor"
(me) :o " congratulations" :-\\
(her) "ok, see ya"
lol. Weird way to celebrate it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/10/06 at 11:35 am
kinda related to that, I'm walking to the office this morning past all the cubbies and go by someone on the phone and the only line of the conversation I hear is "so have you been tested for parasites?"
I stepped up the pace a bit after that.
yeah, as Jeff Foxworthy would say " I did not need to know that" ;D I'm sure as you were walking away you would rather have not even heard that part of the conversation.
lol. Weird way to celebrate it.
I was dang near speechless, other than a "good for you" type reply which sounds kind of lame.