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Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/14/10 at 11:29 am
What if I lost myself?
Could you find yourself? ???
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 05/14/10 at 11:30 am
Could you find yourself? ???
Does she want to find herself, not knowing she is lost?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/14/10 at 11:31 am
Does she want to find herself, not knowing she is lost?
I hope she finds herself.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 05/14/10 at 11:35 am
I hope she finds herself.
I hope she finds a couple of bucks on the street. I wish I did too!
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/14/10 at 11:37 am
I hope she finds a couple of bucks on the street. I wish I did too!
I've did that in the parking lot.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 05/14/10 at 11:38 am
I've did that in the parking lot.
I found 5 bucks once.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/14/10 at 11:39 am
I found 5 bucks once.
I found a few dollars.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 05/14/10 at 11:40 am
I found a few dollars.
For a few dollars more, you could buy a spaghetti western.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/14/10 at 11:41 am
For a few dollars more, you could buy a spaghetti western.
or spaghetti and meatballs.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 05/14/10 at 11:47 am
or spaghetti and meatballs.
Guess Howard missed my joke.
http://dev.wavemaker.com/forums/files/fewdollars.jpg
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/14/10 at 11:54 am
Guess Howard missed my joke.
http://dev.wavemaker.com/forums/files/fewdollars.jpg
What if I never saw that film?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 05/15/10 at 8:28 pm
I haven't either
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 05/15/10 at 10:59 pm
No one ever saw any movie
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: apollonia1986 on 05/15/10 at 11:03 pm
What if I started dressing like an extra from Purple Rain?
(My dad loves a Few Dollars More. He's an Eastwood fan)
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/16/10 at 7:15 am
No one ever saw any movie
too expensive anyway.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 05/16/10 at 10:19 am
midgets played in the NBA?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/16/10 at 7:12 pm
midgets played in the NBA?
that would be cool.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: DJ Blaze on 05/16/10 at 9:06 pm
Pokemon were real?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 05/16/10 at 10:08 pm
The moon landing was a hoax
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/17/10 at 7:20 am
The moon landing was a hoax
What if they landed on The Sun?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 05/17/10 at 11:17 am
What if they landed on The Sun?
They'd die before they arrived.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/17/10 at 2:12 pm
What if they landed on the stars?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 05/17/10 at 5:12 pm
Can they be dancing with on the stars?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 05/17/10 at 6:19 pm
will they be cooking with gas?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 05/18/10 at 12:55 am
will they be cooking with gas?
BOOM!
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/18/10 at 5:41 am
will they be cooking with gas?
I hope not.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 05/18/10 at 10:53 am
Turtles could fly at 100mph?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/18/10 at 3:38 pm
Turtles could fly at 100mph?
What about their shell? ???
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 05/19/10 at 12:51 am
What about their shell? ???
99.6 mph
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/19/10 at 6:53 am
What if the sun never came out?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 05/19/10 at 10:19 am
Howard phoned to get the coke machine fixed?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/19/10 at 7:18 pm
Howard phoned to get the coke machine fixed?
::)
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 05/19/10 at 7:21 pm
The Beatles never existed
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/19/10 at 7:22 pm
The Beatles never existed
Then there wouldn't be beatlemania.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 05/20/10 at 12:42 am
Electricity were never invented
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 05/20/10 at 1:12 am
I don't wan't to think about it?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/20/10 at 6:53 am
What if I wanted to work with less days off?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 05/20/10 at 10:12 am
What if I wanted to work with less days off?
get another P/T job.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/20/10 at 7:42 pm
get another P/T job.
I would have to work that out with myself.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 05/20/10 at 10:25 pm
I would have to work that out with myself.
I hope that you and myself work it out for yourself.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/21/10 at 7:14 am
What if you had your cake and ate it too?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 05/21/10 at 11:10 am
Hollywood moved to Ethiopia and stayed there?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/21/10 at 2:25 pm
What if Hollywood was named Bollywood or Dollywood?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 05/24/10 at 12:07 am
What if I wanted to know whats in a name?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/24/10 at 6:59 am
What if I called and a got a wrong number?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 05/24/10 at 10:55 am
what if you accidently dialed the number to get the soda machine fixed?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/24/10 at 2:58 pm
what if you accidently dialed the number to get the soda machine fixed?
::) Could you stop please!
::)
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 05/24/10 at 8:07 pm
glad to if you wish, , but you started it
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 05/25/10 at 12:17 am
what if you accidently dialed the number to get the soda machine fixed?
;D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/25/10 at 5:46 am
glad to if you wish, , but you started it
Well I'm finishing it!
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 05/25/10 at 9:42 pm
okay then
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 05/25/10 at 11:48 pm
I just found more bananas
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 05/26/10 at 1:12 am
I just found more bananas
I love bananas. I am bananas.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/26/10 at 7:42 am
I just found more bananas
I love bananas.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 05/26/10 at 10:35 am
What if I told you that eating bananas has alway made me not feel good? Maybe I get bad ones http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/smilies/bgbanana3.gif
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 05/26/10 at 11:30 am
What if I told you that eating bananas has alway made me not feel good? Maybe I get bad ones http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/smilies/bgbanana3.gif
Too much potassium is no good for you maybe?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 05/26/10 at 12:46 pm
how much more potassium do bananas have then potatoes? I know they lots. I can eat lots of potatoes. I usually have my potatoes with ketchup. I don't do well with eggs and don't drink milk.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 05/26/10 at 3:16 pm
how much more potassium do bananas have then potatoes? I know they lots. I can eat lots of potatoes. I usually have my potatoes with ketchup. I don't do well with eggs and don't drink milk.
So you don't do well with things coming out of a chicken or cow. ;)
I can eat bananas, but I can't eat potatoes. We're opposites.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 05/26/10 at 4:01 pm
meat is no problem though
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/26/10 at 7:12 pm
What if I told you that eating bananas has alway made me not feel good? Maybe I get bad ones http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/smilies/bgbanana3.gif
It made me feel good.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 05/26/10 at 7:15 pm
^ yeah that way I can keep them in my sig longer
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/26/10 at 7:15 pm
what if we had no bananas?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 05/26/10 at 7:17 pm
they're wicker wackers
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/26/10 at 7:19 pm
What if I whacked your wicky?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 05/26/10 at 7:20 pm
I don't think you find one to wack
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/26/10 at 7:24 pm
What if I was wacky?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 05/26/10 at 7:32 pm
you're kidding right?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 05/26/10 at 7:48 pm
What if Howard never complained?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 05/26/10 at 10:52 pm
It might be possible?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/27/10 at 7:09 am
What if Howard never complained?
What if I kept on doing that?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 05/27/10 at 10:36 am
I'm not listening
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 05/27/10 at 10:52 am
I'm not listening
No one will listen
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 05/27/10 at 7:20 pm
no one isn't here?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/27/10 at 7:21 pm
what if no one is here to listen?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 05/27/10 at 7:27 pm
you ought to find out so you can talk to someone who's listening.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/27/10 at 7:28 pm
what if no one cared?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 05/27/10 at 7:33 pm
about you? nope ;)
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/27/10 at 7:34 pm
what if someone cared?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 05/27/10 at 7:46 pm
^ about you? forget it ;)
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 05/27/10 at 10:37 pm
Baseball was played with 6 bases, not 4, and 3 pitchers, not one.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 05/27/10 at 11:39 pm
I'd be confused
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 05/27/10 at 11:43 pm
What if Howard wasn't confused?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 05/27/10 at 11:47 pm
that would be interesting
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/28/10 at 7:07 am
What if Howard wasn't confused?
What if you were right?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 05/28/10 at 10:57 am
you can explain it to me?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 05/28/10 at 11:03 am
What if you were right?
How can I be wrong in this case?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/28/10 at 3:28 pm
what if you were right?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 05/28/10 at 3:56 pm
what if you were right?
How can I be wrong in this case?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 05/28/10 at 6:04 pm
you may be wrong but you may be right
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/29/10 at 7:17 am
What if Billy Joel never sang that song?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 05/29/10 at 11:37 am
you still may be wrong or right?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 05/29/10 at 11:39 am
you still may be wrong or right?
We won't know the answer for the longest time.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 05/29/10 at 1:46 pm
why?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 05/29/10 at 4:06 pm
why?
What if every question was answered with "why?"
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 05/29/10 at 5:21 pm
nothing got answered/
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/29/10 at 6:14 pm
what if something came out your mouth?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 05/29/10 at 8:22 pm
like a fur ball?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 05/29/10 at 10:32 pm
like a fur ball?
fur ball
http://assets.aarp.org/www.aarp.org_/cs/fun/daisy.jpg
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/30/10 at 7:36 am
like a fur ball?
like words?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 05/30/10 at 11:14 am
^ you're the one who asked in the first place, shouldn't you know?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/30/10 at 2:14 pm
What if I didn't know?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 05/30/10 at 3:49 pm
*sigh*
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 05/30/10 at 11:11 pm
^^ what if I ring your neck? >:(
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 05/30/10 at 11:41 pm
ring around the collar.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/31/10 at 7:30 am
What if we played ring around the rosie?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 05/31/10 at 11:02 am
What if we played ring around the rosie?
What if we throw Rosie in a boxing ring with Mike Tyson?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 05/31/10 at 11:05 am
What if we played ring around the rosie?
What if I called you a sissy?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/31/10 at 1:16 pm
What if we throw Rosie in a boxing ring with Mike Tyson?
How about Donald Trump?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/01/10 at 5:48 pm
What if I force you ^ to respond to me?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/01/10 at 7:39 pm
What If I didn't care? ^
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/01/10 at 8:10 pm
:\'(
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/02/10 at 7:52 am
What If I cared?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/02/10 at 11:17 am
:) http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/smilies/KISS.gif
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/02/10 at 2:06 pm
You're Welcome.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/03/10 at 11:00 am
Howard didn't fudge co-workers or weather anymore?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/03/10 at 7:23 pm
Howard didn't fudge co-workers or weather anymore?
life is full of fudge.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/03/10 at 10:00 pm
life is full of fudge.
depends how you react to fudge.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/04/10 at 5:47 am
depends how you react to fudge.
Sometimes there's good fudge.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/04/10 at 10:39 am
Sometimes there's good fudge.
http://www.favoritefudgerecipes.com/images/FudgeRecipes.jpg
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/04/10 at 3:47 pm
http://www.favoritefudgerecipes.com/images/FudgeRecipes.jpg
and you have bad fudge
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/04/10 at 10:33 pm
there was no more wind, ever.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/05/10 at 5:53 am
there was no more wind, ever.
and humidity.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/05/10 at 10:32 am
What if thats a bad idea?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/05/10 at 11:24 am
What if every idea was bad?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/05/10 at 11:29 am
What if I have an idea?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/05/10 at 12:32 pm
What if I have an idea?
What if you shared this zany idea with us?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/05/10 at 1:36 pm
What if it wasn't zany?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/05/10 at 3:08 pm
What if I wasn't crazy?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/05/10 at 4:02 pm
What if I wasn't crazy?
I don't even wanna go there.... ;D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/05/10 at 5:48 pm
Don't want to know what either of you are thinking about
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/05/10 at 11:36 pm
Howard solved the BP oil slick disaster?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/06/10 at 7:44 am
Howard solved the BP oil slick disaster?
Sorry,not my problem.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/06/10 at 10:34 am
it solved itself
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/07/10 at 10:41 am
Clouds were plaid color?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/07/10 at 10:47 am
^ intresting
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/07/10 at 12:49 pm
coffee contained vitamins and minerals?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/07/10 at 1:31 pm
What if I still wouldn't drink it?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/08/10 at 5:52 am
What if I still wouldn't drink it?
What if I forced you too?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/08/10 at 11:04 am
I'm trembling in my boots You coming to get me?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/08/10 at 11:35 am
Howard came to get all of us?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/08/10 at 12:48 pm
yeah right
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/08/10 at 3:29 pm
Howard came to get all of us?
I would never do that.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/08/10 at 3:30 pm
I'm trembling in my boots You coming to get me?
No. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/08/remykiss.gif
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/08/10 at 5:07 pm
^He's simply so predictable
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/08/10 at 11:33 pm
^He's simply so predictable
You mean: The kissing part?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/09/10 at 1:48 am
both because I know all remember?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/09/10 at 7:24 am
What if you knew some?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/09/10 at 10:23 am
sum?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/09/10 at 10:44 am
Everyone ate Dim Sum all the time?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/09/10 at 4:33 pm
I don't know who everyone is?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/09/10 at 7:03 pm
Everyone ate Dim Sum all the time?
I wouldn't mind,it's delicious.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/09/10 at 11:32 pm
my taste buds would die from having the same thing over and over.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/10/10 at 12:24 am
Snakes could fly?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/10/10 at 12:40 am
they do
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/10/10 at 12:42 am
Snakes could fly?
OK, what if snakes had wings and could fly into people's ears.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/10/10 at 12:49 am
It would be very small I don't remember exactly, but I think there is a snake that can go from branch to branch.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/10/10 at 12:52 am
all animated characters came to life?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/10/10 at 12:59 am
Then I can ask Pinky and the Brain if they're pondering what I'm pondering
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/10/10 at 1:00 am
Then I can ask Pinky and the Brain if they're pondering what I'm pondering
And I can party with Mr Burns!
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/10/10 at 7:17 am
http://sanseverything.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/homersimpson.jpg
http://sharylynette.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/family_guy_peter_griffin.jpg
What if Peter And Homer went on a crash diet?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/10/10 at 3:42 pm
http://sanseverything.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/homersimpson.jpg
http://sharylynette.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/family_guy_peter_griffin.jpg
What if Peter And Homer went on a crash diet?
Maybe they use to weigh over 500 pounds each, and they have already.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/10/10 at 6:43 pm
^They'd be a good tag team.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/10/10 at 6:59 pm
^They'd be a good tag team.
"The Animated idiots"
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/10/10 at 7:00 pm
"The Animated idiots"
That'd be good.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/11/10 at 11:47 am
Howard tried out to be a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/11/10 at 2:07 pm
Howard tried out to be a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader?
What if I refused.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/11/10 at 3:55 pm
Tom Cruise was normal?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/11/10 at 8:08 pm
I was normal
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/12/10 at 1:08 am
I was normal
ooh, might be scary... ;)
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/12/10 at 1:17 am
not might, it would
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/12/10 at 1:25 am
not might, it would
I'm there with ya.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/12/10 at 7:31 am
people were abnormal?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/12/10 at 10:33 am
people were abnormal?
We are.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/12/10 at 1:35 pm
We are.
Ok,I answered my own question with an answer.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/12/10 at 4:38 pm
I know
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/12/10 at 11:23 pm
Ski jumping could be combined with building a house of cards?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/13/10 at 12:35 am
I want to knock the cards down
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/13/10 at 7:05 am
I wanted to build a house of cards?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/13/10 at 10:39 am
^ I'll let you build it http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/smilie%20forum/hugegrin.gif
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/13/10 at 4:50 pm
If you build it, will he come?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/13/10 at 6:36 pm
to watch me knock it down?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/13/10 at 6:52 pm
you have sex with it,will you come? ;D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/14/10 at 12:38 am
you have sex with it,will you come? ;D
::) ::) ::) ::)
Howard, Howard....
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/14/10 at 6:59 am
::) ::) ::) ::)
Howard, Howard....
;D I knew that was going to be funny.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/14/10 at 10:13 am
;D I knew that was going to be funny.
It was more ( bangs head against the wall in shame) than funny
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/14/10 at 7:18 pm
What if push came to shove?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/14/10 at 7:27 pm
What if it's a pull door, not push?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/15/10 at 5:48 am
What if you pushed your hamstrings?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/15/10 at 11:27 am
What if you pushed your hamstrings?
Pushed them where, to Michigan?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/15/10 at 3:05 pm
Pushed them where, to Michigan?
;D or push them to the nearest doctor.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/15/10 at 4:49 pm
;D or push them to the nearest doctor.
Doctor J?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/15/10 at 6:51 pm
I told the witch doctor someone had a loose screw?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/16/10 at 1:23 am
Which doctor?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/16/10 at 7:05 am
Doctor J?
Doctor Funkenstein.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/16/10 at 7:06 am
Which doctor?
Witch Doctor.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/16/10 at 10:25 am
You know the witch doctor who knows right every way don''t you?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/17/10 at 12:58 am
Everytime someone scored in the NBA, the ball changed color?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/17/10 at 6:46 am
What if you actually made love in tennis?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/17/10 at 10:43 am
What if you actually made love in tennis?
What if you could only make love in Tennis
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/17/10 at 3:14 pm
What if you could only make love in Tennis
Hey,fine with me.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/17/10 at 4:47 pm
Rainbows were in the shape of a Sin and Cosin (Trig) curve?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/19/10 at 10:40 am
Advanced Calculus was taught in Kindergarten?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/19/10 at 2:05 pm
What if sex ed was also taught as well?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/19/10 at 4:14 pm
What if sex ed was also taught as well?
You'd be the first to sign up.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/19/10 at 8:28 pm
You'd be the first to sign up.
No,I meant for the Kindergardeners.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/20/10 at 12:28 am
You would still try to sign up
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/20/10 at 4:51 pm
You would still try to sign up
You caught my drift
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/21/10 at 7:32 am
the first day of Summer never happened.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/21/10 at 11:20 am
the first day of Summer never happened.
So, it happens on the 2nd day then.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/21/10 at 1:42 pm
and now longer lives my orange tree
on the second day of summer the heat had fried for me
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/21/10 at 3:15 pm
So, it happens on the 2nd day then.
Then we'd have Spring all year round.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/21/10 at 3:53 pm
Then we'd have Spring all year round.
Huh? If summer happens on the 2nd day we have spring all year round?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/21/10 at 10:18 pm
yep
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/22/10 at 12:44 am
there was 365 judges on American idol
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/22/10 at 5:43 am
Huh? If summer happens on the 2nd day we have spring all year round?
if Summer never happened.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/22/10 at 10:11 am
if Summer never happened.
Beach Boys would have had nothing to write or sing about.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/22/10 at 2:59 pm
Beach Boys would have had nothing to write or sing about.
I'm sure they would find something.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/22/10 at 5:34 pm
What if the hero's and villans were too hot to fight?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/22/10 at 5:43 pm
Rhonda had no one to help?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/22/10 at 5:59 pm
there was an ocean on top of the world?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/22/10 at 6:02 pm
What if the vibrations weren't good?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/22/10 at 6:13 pm
there never came a time that I would by a 409?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/23/10 at 7:02 am
What if there was no Kokomo?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/23/10 at 10:43 am
might have no particular place to go
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/23/10 at 11:06 am
The unemployment rate was at 85%?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/23/10 at 11:27 am
everyone became self imployed
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/23/10 at 11:29 am
Howard was everyone's boss?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/23/10 at 12:29 pm
no not that
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/23/10 at 12:31 pm
no not that
Yah, what was I thinking...
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/23/10 at 12:47 pm
I have no idea
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/23/10 at 12:48 pm
I have no idea
I shall punish myself with very sharp needles.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/23/10 at 12:55 pm
you cant have the ones I'm using
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/23/10 at 12:57 pm
you cant have the ones I'm using
I found some used needles in the trash, disposed of by known drug dealers. That should work.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/23/10 at 1:05 pm
those should work fine
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/23/10 at 7:05 pm
Howard was everyone's boss?
YOU'RE FIRED!
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/23/10 at 9:43 pm
I'll never get a job :\'(
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/24/10 at 1:01 am
Howard never complained about the weather?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/24/10 at 7:10 am
Howard never complained about the weather?
Then they'll be nothing to talk about.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/24/10 at 10:01 pm
Paris Hilton was pregnant and the father was a space alien?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/25/10 at 5:43 am
What if Paris Hilton was my sister?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/25/10 at 11:18 am
What if Paris Hilton was my sister?
That would possibly remove any chance for dating her, Howard.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/25/10 at 3:18 pm
That would possibly remove any chance for dating her, Howard.
Yeah,that's too bad.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/26/10 at 12:13 am
Yeah,that's too bad.
I did write "possibly" :D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 06/26/10 at 7:37 am
What if I dated Vanessa Carlton?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/26/10 at 4:20 pm
What if I dated Vanessa Carlton?
Don't know who she is.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/27/10 at 12:24 am
what if I don't really know who anyone is?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/27/10 at 12:35 am
what if I don't really know who anyone is?
Do I know you?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/27/10 at 12:37 am
you know me?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/27/10 at 12:40 am
you know me?
I know you from your American express card.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 06/27/10 at 12:43 am
What if I don't have one of those?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 06/27/10 at 12:46 am
What if I don't have one of those?
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