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Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 06/27/10 at 12:51 am

the person you are trying to reach is deaf, but you can leave a message after the sign

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 06/27/10 at 1:02 am


the person you are trying to reach is deaf, but you can leave a message after the sign

And the sign said you got to have a membership card to get inside.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 06/27/10 at 1:17 am

not on my answering machine it would probably be wait since I can sign that

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 06/27/10 at 1:25 am

A sign that Howard needs to be sprayed with mace again  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 06/27/10 at 1:56 am

he he      well  you'd probably have to fingerspell Howard unless you cant point at him  need iis  done with the pointer ( pressing service bell)  I'd probably just mime holding and spraying the mace  again  is bringing your good hand  down on your other hand   

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 06/27/10 at 7:06 am


A sign that Howard needs to be sprayed with mace again  :D


What if I sprayed you with pepper spray?  :P

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 06/27/10 at 3:57 pm

Lampard's goal would have counted?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 06/27/10 at 7:08 pm

What if prOn was an option?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 06/27/10 at 11:22 pm


What if prOn was an option?
An option for what?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 06/28/10 at 5:40 am


An option for what?


I'm not sure.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 06/28/10 at 3:56 pm


I'm not sure.

But, you asked the question.

What if prOn was an option?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 06/28/10 at 4:37 pm

what if I throw my ci out the window?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 06/29/10 at 5:49 am

What if I held my bladder for a few hours?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 06/29/10 at 10:11 am


What if I held my bladder for a few hours?

weeks?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 06/29/10 at 3:28 pm


weeks?


I'd probably have prostate problems.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 06/29/10 at 11:47 pm

What if I show you this  http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/dustyspringfield56.shtml                    not mine

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 06/30/10 at 7:31 am

What if every food tasted like chicken?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 06/30/10 at 10:24 am

What if every animal looked like a chicken?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 06/30/10 at 11:06 am

I would have to be more careful not to roller skate in a buffalo herd

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 06/30/10 at 2:45 pm


What if every animal looked like a chicken?


What if you were chicken?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 06/30/10 at 4:29 pm


What if you were chicken?

I'd have to hide from the Colonel. ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 06/30/10 at 6:30 pm

that's why chickens cross roads but they don't always make it to the other side.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJyNGuyyTXM

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 06/30/10 at 8:12 pm

Every movie was only 90 seconds long?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 06/30/10 at 10:45 pm

think or all the jokes we'd miss from Airplane

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/01/10 at 1:23 am


think or all the jokes we'd miss from Airplane

THE HORROR!!! http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/06/mgwhore2.gifhttp://www.inthe00s.com/smile/06/kloguck.gif

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/01/10 at 7:07 am


Every movie was only 90 seconds long?


or 30 seconds?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/01/10 at 10:14 am

Everything smelled like moth balls

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/01/10 at 7:20 pm

What if the world was square?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 07/01/10 at 7:31 pm

Then Columbus would have fallen off

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/02/10 at 7:05 am

What if I was hungry?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/02/10 at 8:41 am


What if I was hungry?

eat.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/02/10 at 1:30 pm

What if there was nothing to eat?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/03/10 at 11:07 am


What if there was nothing to eat?

don't eat.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/03/10 at 3:42 pm

But I want to eat.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 07/03/10 at 4:35 pm

ARR I be havin some nice monkey brains if ye'd like to join me.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/03/10 at 4:40 pm


ARR I be havin some nice monkey brains if ye'd like to join me.

nuthin better than eating exotic monkey brain scraps thrown on the floor...

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 07/03/10 at 4:43 pm

ain't nothin like the real thing baby

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/03/10 at 10:35 pm

USA was invaded by the Faroe Islands on July 4th?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 07/03/10 at 11:47 pm

don't know

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/04/10 at 3:18 am


USA was invaded by the Faroe Islands on July 4th?
This year?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/04/10 at 7:31 am


ARR I be havin some nice monkey brains if ye'd like to join me.


sounds yummy. 8-P

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 07/04/10 at 7:42 pm

come on  the water be fine

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/04/10 at 11:49 pm

Fish only flew and birds only swam?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 07/05/10 at 1:42 am

birds would have scales and fish would have feathers

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/05/10 at 6:44 am


Fish only flew and birds only swam?


some fish do fly.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/05/10 at 10:08 am

Killer sharks flew

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 07/05/10 at 11:36 am

Barracudas flew   


fly to the sun kisses to everyone

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/05/10 at 1:01 pm

What if wasn't so hot?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/05/10 at 8:04 pm


What if wasn't so hot?

Then you'd be cool!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/06/10 at 5:43 am


Then you'd be cool!


Then there should be a medium.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/06/10 at 8:58 am


Then there should be a medium.

Come here, it's about 70F every day.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/06/10 at 3:32 pm


Come here, it's about 70F every day.


I'd take that any day of the week.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/06/10 at 4:18 pm


I'd take that any day of the week.

It's a little hotter than 70F today, maybe 80F

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/07/10 at 7:23 am


It's a little hotter than 70F today, maybe 80F



better than 103 yesterday.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/07/10 at 9:44 am

it was 115F every day Howard?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/07/10 at 7:05 pm


it was 115F every day Howard?


I wouldn't survive.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/07/10 at 10:53 pm


I wouldn't survive.

Don't go to Malaysia or Hong Kong in the summer, that's what it feels like everyday with the humidity.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 07/08/10 at 12:11 am

It's going to be hotter then you now where in August?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/08/10 at 7:15 am


Don't go to Malaysia or Hong Kong in the summer, that's what it feels like everyday with the humidity.


That's what it felt like in New York,broke another record of 100.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/08/10 at 10:33 am


That's what it felt like in New York,broke another record of 100.

But it's not as humid as Malaysia or Hong Kong, not even close.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/08/10 at 7:27 pm


But it's not as humid as Malaysia or Hong Kong, not even close.


Wow I just checked wunderground.com and Malaysia is so oppressive the humidity over there is close to 100% WOW!  :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/08/10 at 9:49 pm


Wow I just checked wunderground.com and Malaysia is so oppressive the humidity over there is close to 100% WOW!  :o

Yup, be happy you are in New York.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/09/10 at 7:22 am


Yup, be happy you are in New York.


New York has winds.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/09/10 at 9:13 am

El Salvador became the #1 world power?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/09/10 at 3:18 pm

Lindsey Lohan did community service?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/09/10 at 3:22 pm


Lindsey Lohan did community service?

What kind of service to you want Lindsay to do to you?  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/09/10 at 3:23 pm


What kind of service to you want Lindsay to do to you?  ;)


She's too young for me,I'm twice her age.  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/09/10 at 3:25 pm


She's too young for me,I'm twice her age.  ::)

Someone is too young for ya....?  :o ???

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/09/10 at 3:31 pm


Someone is too young for ya....?  :o ???


She's in her early 20's.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/10/10 at 11:01 am

Everyone could be 12 years old again

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/10/10 at 2:53 pm


Everyone could be 12 years old again


that means I would have to go back in time to 1986.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/10/10 at 5:40 pm


that means I would have to go back in time to 1986.

But I'd have to go to 1975.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/11/10 at 7:28 am


But I'd have to go to 1975.


I wish I was in 1975.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/11/10 at 9:29 am


I wish I was in 1975.

You were 1?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/11/10 at 1:51 pm


You were 1?


Yes a widdle baby.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/12/10 at 12:33 am

All Irish setter dogs spoke spanish.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/12/10 at 7:09 am

What if this thread was coming up on it's 5th anniversary?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/14/10 at 12:40 am

Chachi didn't love Joannie, but loved Potsie instead?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/14/10 at 7:03 am

what if didn't rain cats and dogs but rained lions tigers and bears?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/15/10 at 8:24 am

Everyone got up at 5am to go to work

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 07/15/10 at 10:35 am


what if didn't rain cats and dogs but rained lions tigers and bears?


oh my

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/15/10 at 7:04 pm


Everyone got up at 5am to go to work


I would get up at 5am but I'd have to shower first.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 07/15/10 at 8:29 pm

so we would have to get you  in the shower to wake you up?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/15/10 at 10:47 pm


so we would have to get you  in the shower to wake you up?

turn the water to freezing cold first, then turn it on.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 07/15/10 at 11:20 pm

will do

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/15/10 at 11:24 pm


will do

I suspected as much.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 07/16/10 at 12:16 am

what if I gave Frank a wake up call?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/16/10 at 12:19 am


what if I gave Frank a wake up call?

at 3AM?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 07/16/10 at 12:50 am

sure

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/16/10 at 7:54 am


so we would have to get you  in the shower to wake you up?



then I would need my coffee.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/16/10 at 7:55 am


at 3AM?


I need mine at 550am.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/16/10 at 8:57 am

it would take 88 days for the most brilliant minds in the world to cap an oil leak?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 07/16/10 at 7:25 pm

8 days a leak?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/17/10 at 7:15 am

every celebrity couple had stayed together?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/17/10 at 8:28 am


every celebrity couple had stayed together?
Some do, for a short while!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/17/10 at 8:48 am

Mel Gibson wasn't so angry?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/17/10 at 7:11 pm


Mel Gibson wasn't so angry?


If he loved Oksana?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/19/10 at 12:17 am

Greek was now the official language of the USA

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/19/10 at 7:13 am


Greek was now the official language of the USA


don't know how to speak Greek.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/22/10 at 9:55 am

Hulk Hogan was President of the USA?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/22/10 at 7:02 pm


Hulk Hogan was President of the USA?


brother,brother brother! ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/22/10 at 7:24 pm


brother,brother brother! ;D

Yup, USA would be in trouble. Hulk would start a nuclear war in about 3 minutes.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 07/23/10 at 1:18 am

I get something recorded tomorrow?  guess I should go to bed soon

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/23/10 at 1:21 am


I get something recorded tomorrow?  guess I should go to bed soon

recorded?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 07/23/10 at 1:26 am

yes on youtube      just me and a lousy midi nothing special.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/23/10 at 7:09 am


Yup, USA would be in trouble. Hulk would start a nuclear war in about 3 minutes.


or wrestle Obama.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/23/10 at 9:30 am


or wrestle Obama.

Hulk wrestling Obama?, That would be a good 15 seconds of entertainment.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 07/23/10 at 10:16 am

he he

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 07/23/10 at 10:53 am

I get this thread confused with another thread of the same title?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/23/10 at 6:25 pm


I get this thread confused with another thread of the same title?

You aren't wrong.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/23/10 at 7:03 pm

What if wrong was right?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 07/24/10 at 1:37 am

What if is sometimes?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/24/10 at 7:03 am

What if it wasn't?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/24/10 at 10:10 am


What if it wasn't?

What if what wasn't?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 07/24/10 at 10:38 am

it didn't exist

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/24/10 at 10:46 am

Everyone knew what we were talking about.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/24/10 at 10:55 am


Everyone knew what we were talking about.
Life would be boring?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 07/24/10 at 1:11 pm

would it?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/24/10 at 1:13 pm


What if what wasn't?


it supposed to be?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/25/10 at 9:39 am

What is and what should never be, Zeppelin song

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/25/10 at 4:06 pm

What if was true?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/25/10 at 7:30 pm

What if what was true?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/26/10 at 5:39 am


What if what was true?


"it".

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/26/10 at 9:20 am


"it".

From "The Addams family"?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/26/10 at 2:58 pm

What if the Addams Family returned to television?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/26/10 at 6:32 pm


What if the Addams Family returned to television?

In only Black & White?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/27/10 at 5:39 am


In only Black & White?


in HDTV.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/27/10 at 8:20 am

Lady gaga shaved her head.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/27/10 at 3:09 pm


Lady gaga shaved her head.


What if she had a twin named Lady Goo Goo?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/27/10 at 9:40 pm


What if she had a twin named Lady Goo Goo?

the horror...

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/28/10 at 8:36 am


the horror...


Goo Goo And Ga Ga.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/28/10 at 8:38 am


Goo Goo And Ga Ga.

the baby talk thread...

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/28/10 at 8:40 am

What if we talked like babies?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/28/10 at 8:50 am


What if we talked like babies?

ga thi thoo wa bi ga azza wa wooji ka?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 07/28/10 at 10:32 am

Bom ba ba bom bab um dab um dab um wa wa wa
Bom ba ba bom bab um dad um dab um wa wa wa
Bom ba ba bom um dab um dad um dab um dab

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/28/10 at 7:04 pm


ga thi thoo wa bi ga azza wa wooji ka?


What if I couldn't understand it?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 07/28/10 at 11:34 pm

it says, um,  my baby does the hanky panky

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/29/10 at 6:55 am

What If I could do the hokey pokey?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 07/29/10 at 12:15 pm

Can you?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/29/10 at 7:18 pm


Can you?




Yes and I can turn myself around.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 07/29/10 at 8:38 pm

really! 

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/30/10 at 7:13 am

What if it really happened?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 07/30/10 at 11:07 am

You cannot turn yourself around.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/30/10 at 2:49 pm


You cannot turn yourself around.



Then I'd have back pain.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 07/30/10 at 7:10 pm

all about

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: apollonia1986 on 07/30/10 at 9:14 pm

What if he--pointing to Michael in my siggy--never died?

And what if I had never been scared by the jester in wildcard's siggy?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 07/30/10 at 9:44 pm

wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha    want some candy?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/31/10 at 5:42 am


What if he--pointing to Michael in my siggy--never died?

And what if I had never been scared by the jester in wildcard's siggy?


What if it was all a hoax?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 07/31/10 at 1:30 pm

My computer was working again? (It's still dead)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/31/10 at 2:55 pm

What if needed a miracle?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 08/01/10 at 12:57 am

for your back?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/01/10 at 6:59 am


for your back?


No,if MJ never died.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 08/04/10 at 1:34 am

what if I just forgot what I was going to say?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/04/10 at 6:45 am

What If I lost my mind?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 08/04/10 at 10:29 am

I already have

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/04/10 at 7:01 pm

I lost my mind at work.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 08/04/10 at 7:54 pm

^ the good news is you wouldn't be losing much ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/05/10 at 7:04 am

I lost my virginity?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 08/05/10 at 10:40 am

I lost on jeopardy?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/05/10 at 7:08 pm

What if the price was right?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobo on 08/05/10 at 7:10 pm

What if I had gone to sleep this evening instead of staying awake and watching South Park?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/05/10 at 7:13 pm


What if I had gone to sleep this evening instead of staying awake and watching South Park?


stay up and watch some South Park.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 08/07/10 at 12:04 am

I get something recorded tomorrow?     

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 08/07/10 at 1:47 pm

TV never existed?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/07/10 at 1:49 pm


TV never existed?
More would be posted here!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/07/10 at 3:11 pm


TV never existed?



Maybe we'd post more.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 08/07/10 at 10:43 pm

more

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 08/10/10 at 9:10 am

OJ Simpson became pope

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/10/10 at 3:24 pm

What if the pigeon became the national bird?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 08/10/10 at 5:13 pm


What if the pigeon became the national bird?

works for me

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 08/10/10 at 10:41 pm

What if it's pigeon season?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 08/11/10 at 12:56 am


What if it's pigeon season?

then everyone gets pooped on, not just statues

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/11/10 at 7:09 am


What if it's pigeon season?


I'd feed them.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 08/11/10 at 1:42 pm

I'd shoot em      help control the poop aggravation

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 08/11/10 at 6:14 pm


I'd shoot em      help control the poop aggravation

I'd give you extra guns to help

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/11/10 at 7:25 pm


I'd give you extra guns to help


Nah,just keep them alive.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 08/11/10 at 8:15 pm

depends on their population and if I get pooped on.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 08/11/10 at 11:21 pm


Nah,just keep them alive.
shoot em all, crows too.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/12/10 at 7:04 am


shoot em all, crows too.


But keep the seagulls.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 08/12/10 at 9:01 am

some seagulls

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/12/10 at 6:59 pm


some seagulls


yes,some seagulls.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 08/12/10 at 11:13 pm

popcorn snachers you wont take it from me this time

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/13/10 at 7:21 am

had your cake and ate it too.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 08/13/10 at 6:30 pm

I left it out in the rain

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 08/13/10 at 7:27 pm

What about the recipe?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 08/13/10 at 9:49 pm

what recipe?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/14/10 at 7:21 am


what recipe?


for chocolate cake.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 08/14/10 at 9:19 am

yummy

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 08/14/10 at 11:38 am

um, it wasn't a chocolate cake

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/14/10 at 1:52 pm


um, it wasn't a chocolate cake


what flavor?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 08/14/10 at 3:09 pm

durian flavor?  8-P

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 08/14/10 at 5:24 pm

ask Howard

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 08/15/10 at 12:27 am

Howard wont like durian

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/15/10 at 7:17 am


Howard wont like durian


Hey,I'll try it.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 08/15/10 at 10:24 am


Hey,I'll try it.

you gotta smell it first.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 08/15/10 at 11:21 am

must have smelt good

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/15/10 at 7:16 pm


you gotta smell it first.


what does it smell like?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 08/15/10 at 7:22 pm


what does it smell like?

umm, not good. look it up on the net

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 08/15/10 at 10:12 pm

ooh ooh that smell

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 08/15/10 at 10:29 pm

yucky smell

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/16/10 at 7:05 am

I convinced Pathmark to not go out of business?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 08/16/10 at 10:10 am


I convinced Pathmark to not go out of business?

would be amazing...

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/16/10 at 7:25 pm


would be amazing...


I'd have to talk to the higher ups.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 08/17/10 at 9:29 am

Howard bought Pathmark?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/17/10 at 3:42 pm


Howard bought Pathmark?


I'd love that but It ain't never gonna happen.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 08/17/10 at 5:37 pm

H
I'd love that but It ain't never gonna happen.


Howard bought a car?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 08/18/10 at 10:31 am

I bought a t- bird

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 08/18/10 at 2:14 pm


I bought a t- bird

how about a tea cup instead?  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/18/10 at 4:55 pm


H
Howard bought a car?


nope I'm a savvy public transportation guy.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 08/18/10 at 8:17 pm

The rolling stones performed till they are 90

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/19/10 at 7:19 am


The rolling stones performed till they are 90


They'd be the Rolling Bones.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/19/10 at 3:17 pm


The rolling stones performed till they are 90
Only another 23 years to go for Mick Jagger

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 08/19/10 at 4:48 pm

Keith Richards might look a lot worse in 23 years. Scary

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/19/10 at 7:05 pm


Keith Richards might look a lot worse in 23 years. Scary


Wow. :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 08/19/10 at 7:13 pm

http://janeheller.mlblogs.com/very-old-man.jpg

He'd look older than this guy

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/19/10 at 7:14 pm


http://janeheller.mlblogs.com/very-old-man.jpg

He'd look older than this guy


That doesn't look good.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 08/19/10 at 11:23 pm

Guess not.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 08/24/10 at 11:39 pm

I just posted something here for the heck of it?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 08/25/10 at 12:16 am

diamonds weren't forever?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 08/25/10 at 12:19 am

diamonds are for jester's

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/25/10 at 7:10 am


diamonds weren't forever?


what if they weren't a woman's best friend?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 08/25/10 at 8:39 am

What is shopping carts had v6 engines on them?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 08/25/10 at 10:11 am

I'd ride them

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/25/10 at 8:02 pm


What is shopping carts had v6 engines on them?


I should suggest that in the next Pathmark.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 08/26/10 at 12:52 am

Fonzie got a sex change?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/26/10 at 7:04 am


Fonzie got a sex change?


What would Richie think?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 08/26/10 at 9:31 am

Why is Malcolm in the middle?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/26/10 at 7:29 pm

Why are there Facts Of Life?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 08/26/10 at 7:33 pm


Why are there Facts Of Life?

Coz.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/26/10 at 7:35 pm


Coz.


Cos?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 08/26/10 at 7:45 pm

coz there are letters from a to z

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 08/26/10 at 11:01 pm


coz there are letters from a to z

that's why.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/27/10 at 7:16 am

time went backwards,What time would it be?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 08/27/10 at 9:55 am


time went backwards,What time would it be?

yesterday.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 08/27/10 at 12:37 pm

yesterday still matters, it ain't gone

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/27/10 at 2:54 pm

I loved you more today than yesterday?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 08/27/10 at 4:37 pm


I loved you more today than yesterday?

Geez...umm...umm..I'm already married Howard.... ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 08/27/10 at 9:48 pm


I loved you more today than yesterday?


if this continues, would you still love me tomorrow?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/28/10 at 7:42 am


Geez...umm...umm..I'm already married Howard.... ;)


It's only a song.  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 08/28/10 at 9:43 am

Howard stopped posting at post #99999

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/28/10 at 1:11 pm


Howard stopped posting at post #99999


That might happen.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 08/28/10 at 1:57 pm

only 1 left

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/29/10 at 7:58 am

I said that I'm a Geek?  8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/29/10 at 8:01 am


Howard stopped posting at post #99999
You are due for the next geekdom!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/29/10 at 8:03 am


You are due for the next geekdom!


Yep.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 08/29/10 at 9:41 am

We all were geeks?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 08/29/10 at 1:17 pm

I am Mad >:(      stay away from me stay away from me      la la la land

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/29/10 at 6:50 pm


We all were geeks?


would be great.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 08/29/10 at 7:30 pm

the world ended in 5 minutes?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/29/10 at 7:31 pm


the world ended in 5 minutes?



Sure I don't mind.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 08/29/10 at 8:07 pm



Sure I don't mind.

Me neither.

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