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Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 03/19/10 at 2:04 pm

What if you weren't normal?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 03/19/10 at 2:10 pm


What if you weren't normal?

I'm already not normal. You should ask 'What if I were normal"  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 03/20/10 at 5:53 am


I'm already not normal. You should ask 'What if I were normal"  :D


Ok, What If?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 03/20/10 at 3:36 pm

there were no more weekends...

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 03/21/10 at 7:14 am

we all had to work without coming home?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 03/21/10 at 5:47 pm

Every day was Sunday.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 03/21/10 at 6:52 pm


Every day was Sunday.


that would be neat.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 03/21/10 at 10:49 pm

The Yankees never lost another baseball game, ever.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 03/22/10 at 7:10 am

What if The Mets always lost?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 03/22/10 at 11:14 am

circles became squares, and triangles became circles?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 03/22/10 at 11:19 am

what would be the point of that?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 03/22/10 at 11:26 am

There are many sides to every story.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 03/22/10 at 11:34 am

What if the story were round?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 03/22/10 at 5:17 pm

You hit a HR evertime at bat?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 03/22/10 at 6:51 pm

^ now that would be great.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 03/23/10 at 10:42 am

alcohol was banned forever?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 03/23/10 at 3:03 pm


alcohol was banned forever?



and everyone should drink milk instead.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 03/23/10 at 6:53 pm

that^ is not a good idea?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 03/23/10 at 8:17 pm

smoking was banned..

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 03/24/10 at 7:03 am


smoking was banned..


It should. :P

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 03/24/10 at 10:22 am

shopping carts could fly.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 03/24/10 at 7:33 pm


shopping carts could fly.



Would I have to fly with them? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 03/24/10 at 7:43 pm

Yes!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 03/25/10 at 7:12 am

shopping carts could talk?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 03/25/10 at 12:18 pm


shopping carts could talk?

They'd have lots of stories to tell about you.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 03/25/10 at 6:58 pm


They'd have lots of stories to tell about you.


yeah stories about being broken.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 03/25/10 at 7:05 pm


yeah stories about being broken.

Or stolen by someone ( not you)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 03/26/10 at 7:09 am


Or stolen by someone ( not you)



and getting beaten up by old people. ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 03/26/10 at 10:51 am

The sun never rose again.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 03/26/10 at 10:56 am

I'd start a blame it on Frank thread

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 03/26/10 at 11:01 am


I'd start a blame it on Frank thread

I'd blame it on Howard.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 03/26/10 at 1:23 pm

I knew that

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 03/26/10 at 1:30 pm


I'd blame it on Howard.


more like blame it on you.  :P

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 03/26/10 at 11:19 pm

Snow was green and grass was white?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 03/27/10 at 12:17 am

Snow white were green? 

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 03/27/10 at 12:24 am

A Martian (green)  Snow White..called back to her planet after killing a witch...

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 03/27/10 at 7:06 am


Snow white were green? 


Or if Snow White was Snow Black?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 03/27/10 at 10:55 am

What if Howard seen one of Censored 11 cartoons....

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 03/27/10 at 4:05 pm

^ could it be?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 03/27/10 at 5:21 pm

everyone in the world wasn't so self-centered.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 03/27/10 at 7:26 pm


What if Howard seen one of Censored 11 cartoons....



I just did,WOW!  :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 03/27/10 at 10:37 pm

What if I didn't know that....
:o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 03/28/10 at 12:18 am

mice chased cats and cats chased dog.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 03/28/10 at 12:41 am

I wouldn't be using a wireless mouse.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 03/28/10 at 12:47 am

Elephants laid chicken eggs

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 03/28/10 at 7:09 am

chickens laid elephant eggs?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 03/28/10 at 10:57 am

Horton herd a what?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 03/28/10 at 6:32 pm

What if?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 03/28/10 at 7:05 pm

Stevie Wonder could actually see?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 03/29/10 at 10:28 am

The price of Gas went up to $10.00 a gallon?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 03/29/10 at 10:34 am

It would cost more to ride the bus

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 03/29/10 at 10:50 am

Sarah Palin was on "dancing with the stars"

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 03/29/10 at 1:49 pm

What if Jesse James actually married that tattoo woman?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: apollonia1986 on 03/29/10 at 8:14 pm

what if the people on tv were watching YOU?  :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 03/30/10 at 12:15 am


what if the people on tv were watching YOU?  :o

You mean...they aren't?  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 03/30/10 at 5:47 am


what if the people on tv were watching YOU?  :o


Unless it's a hot woman. ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 03/30/10 at 10:10 am


Unless it's a hot woman. ;)

Why would a hot woman watch you?  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 03/30/10 at 3:10 pm


Why would a hot woman watch you?  ;)


Cause I'm too sexy for my shirt. ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 03/30/10 at 7:43 pm

I'm cold as ice

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 03/30/10 at 9:18 pm

You were a foreigner?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 03/30/10 at 9:58 pm

What if I like that song?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 03/30/10 at 11:47 pm

What if it didn't feel like the first time?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 03/31/10 at 6:53 am

What if it felt like the last time?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 03/31/10 at 10:08 am

is that a sale I see?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 03/31/10 at 10:26 am

Tom Cruise came out of the closet?  :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 03/31/10 at 7:09 pm


Tom Cruise came out of the closet?  :o


What if Katie Holmes was a lesbian?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/01/10 at 10:43 am

we were #1 on the boards, instead of #751?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/01/10 at 7:43 pm


we were #1 on the boards, instead of #751?


That would be great.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/01/10 at 10:37 pm

The Yankees went 0-162 this year?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/02/10 at 7:28 am

What if women in bikinis played baseball? ;) ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/02/10 at 10:58 am


What if women in bikinis played baseball? ;) ;)

I have seen that before, haven't you?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/02/10 at 3:37 pm


I have seen that before, haven't you?


I've seen them play volleyball. :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/03/10 at 10:34 am

A politician was actually honest?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/03/10 at 2:16 pm

Abe was dishonest?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/03/10 at 3:58 pm


Abe was dishonest?

Abe Simpson..Homer's father?  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/04/10 at 7:18 am


Abe Simpson..Homer's father?  :D


Abraham Lincoln.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/04/10 at 7:07 pm


Abraham Lincoln.

I know you were talking about Abe Lincoln, don't worry.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/05/10 at 7:11 am

time went backwards?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/05/10 at 10:47 am


time went backwards?

I wrote a 5 page essay on that once.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 04/05/10 at 12:22 pm

time keeps on slippin?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/05/10 at 1:26 pm

into the future?^

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 04/05/10 at 7:06 pm

^ nope, falling down

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 04/06/10 at 10:40 pm

I'm talking to myself

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/06/10 at 10:44 pm

^ as long that you aren't upset if you lose an argument with yourself, you're OK.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 04/06/10 at 10:51 pm

I wasn't arguing?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/06/10 at 11:01 pm


I wasn't arguing?

Maybe one of you wasn't.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 04/06/10 at 11:11 pm

there are two of me?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/06/10 at 11:12 pm


there are two of me?

The one who was talking to yourself, and the one who was listening.  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 04/06/10 at 11:56 pm

the one listening must have been the one that wasn't deaf

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/07/10 at 6:48 am


there are two of me?


How about two of me?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/07/10 at 10:32 am


How about two of me?  ;D

The world isn't ready for that yet. ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/07/10 at 7:08 pm


The world isn't ready for that yet. ;D



1 of me to work and the other at home sleeping.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/08/10 at 1:33 am



1 of me to work and the other at home sleeping.

Hope at least one of you actually will get to ask out a girl.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/08/10 at 7:01 am


Hope at least one of you actually will get to ask out a girl.


Yeah,We'll see. ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/09/10 at 1:38 am

It really rained cats and dogs

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/09/10 at 5:35 am

mama didn't dance and your daddy didn't rock and roll?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/09/10 at 11:48 am


mama didn't dance and your daddy didn't rock and roll?

Sounds like my family.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/09/10 at 2:55 pm


Sounds like my family.


So your mama don't dance and your daddy don't rock and roll?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/09/10 at 6:47 pm


So your mama don't dance and your daddy don't rock and roll?

As I wrote, sounds like my family.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/10/10 at 7:21 am

you could dance all night?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/10/10 at 1:37 pm

Elvis is still alive and baking cookies in Alabama?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/10/10 at 1:44 pm


Elvis is still alive and baking cookies in Alabama?


He'd be in his 70's.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/10/10 at 2:27 pm


He'd be in his 70's.
75

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/10/10 at 4:50 pm

The sun never set

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/11/10 at 7:16 am

What if light was dark?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 04/11/10 at 11:06 pm


The sun never set


there wouldn't be a house of the rising sun

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/12/10 at 6:45 am

it rained cats and dogs?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/12/10 at 10:45 am


it rained cats and dogs?


It really rained cats and dogs

I just asked that.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 04/12/10 at 10:49 am


What if light was dark?


the guy that wants to paint the red door black wont be seeing the sun blotted out of the sky

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/12/10 at 10:51 am


the guy that wants to paint the red door black wont be seeing the sun blotted out of the sky

Paint it light.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/12/10 at 7:14 pm

What if I had to go the bathroom?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/12/10 at 7:26 pm


What if I had to go the bathroom?

Just hold it in until you are 50.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/13/10 at 5:44 am


Just hold it in until you are 50.


By that time,there be a puddle on the floor.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/13/10 at 10:51 am


By that time,there be a puddle on the floor.

We'll find out when you are 50.  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/13/10 at 3:20 pm


We'll find out when you are 50.  :D


in another 15 years or so.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/13/10 at 4:12 pm


in another 15 years or so.

Hold it in that long

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 04/13/10 at 9:35 pm

I can't think of anything right now?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/14/10 at 7:05 am


Hold it in that long



What if I pee on you?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/14/10 at 10:48 am



What if I pee on you?  ;D

Yesterday you wanted snoz's plane to crash, today you want to pee on me, who's your next victim?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 04/14/10 at 3:16 pm

Yeah Howard, who's the next victim

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/14/10 at 7:25 pm


Yesterday you wanted snoz's plane to crash, today you want to pee on me, who's your next victim?


What if I thought about it?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 04/14/10 at 7:43 pm

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/smilies%20sign%20and%20talk/waah.gif

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/15/10 at 7:04 am

What if life was a bowl of cherries what would death be?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/15/10 at 10:12 am

The pits.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/15/10 at 7:15 pm


The pits.


more than just the pits.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/16/10 at 10:34 am


more than just the pits.

How much more?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/16/10 at 2:38 pm


How much more?


I don't think there is any more.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: apollonia1986 on 04/16/10 at 10:31 pm

What if you had x-ray vision?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/17/10 at 1:20 am

Everyone was tied in karmas?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 04/17/10 at 1:27 am

I got a blister on my thumb and think it's cool because I don't remember when the last time I had a blister was.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/17/10 at 1:30 am


I got a blister on my thumb and think it's cool because I don't remember when the last time I had a blister was.

..."I got blisters on my fingers" Ringo Starr, on Helter Skelter, 1968

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 04/17/10 at 1:37 am

We got to move these refrigerators?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/17/10 at 1:44 am


We got to move these refrigerators?

Emteavee?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 04/17/10 at 2:11 am

I was playing the guitar?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/17/10 at 5:40 am

I was playing with my organ?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 04/17/10 at 10:31 am

:-X

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/17/10 at 4:02 pm


I was playing with my organ?

using a microscope to find your organ again, huh... ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/18/10 at 7:24 am


using a microscope to find your organ again, huh... ;)


::) I have no comment.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/19/10 at 11:37 am

Everyone was nice?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/19/10 at 1:57 pm

everyone was mean spirited?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/19/10 at 4:34 pm

Everyone didn't eat junk food anymore

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 04/19/10 at 4:38 pm

^ you cant make me

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/19/10 at 4:53 pm


^ you cant make me

No one can make you, only you can make yourself.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 04/19/10 at 7:18 pm

^ a milkshake

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/20/10 at 12:58 am


^ a milkshake

Thanks, I'll have one.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/20/10 at 5:44 am

What if a milkshake what?  ???

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 04/20/10 at 11:13 am

could be made for me

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/20/10 at 12:06 pm

could be made for us, thanks for volunteering Howard.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/20/10 at 3:09 pm

What if I wanted a V8?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/21/10 at 12:59 am

Michael Jordan never played baseball?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/21/10 at 7:01 am

What if Michael Jackson (singer) met Michael Jackson (radio announcer)?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/21/10 at 10:49 am


What if Michael Jackson (singer) met Michael Jackson (radio announcer)?

Today?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/21/10 at 7:19 pm


Today?


I mean before he passed away.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/22/10 at 11:42 am

Howard became president of the USA?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/22/10 at 7:18 pm


Howard became president of the USA?



or The President of Pathmark?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/23/10 at 12:00 am



or The President of Pathmark?

You fire the flower lady.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/23/10 at 7:00 am


You fire the flower lady.



or move her to a different department.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/23/10 at 11:07 am



or move her to a different department.

Where would you move her too?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/23/10 at 7:17 pm


Where would you move her too?


frozen.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: apollonia1986 on 04/23/10 at 10:01 pm

Does the radio announcer named Michael Jackson look like Michael Jackson? (singer)






(and if he is, will he marry me? LOL)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/24/10 at 7:14 am


Does the radio announcer named Michael Jackson look like Michael Jackson? (singer)






(and if he is, will he marry me? LOL)


I can't find any pictures of him.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/24/10 at 11:07 am

Everyone stopped at a green light.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/24/10 at 7:27 pm


Everyone stopped at a green light.



very dangerous.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/24/10 at 10:30 pm



very dangerous.

No one would move.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/25/10 at 7:06 am

what if everyone ran a red light?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/25/10 at 5:08 pm


what if everyone ran a red light?

Welcome to Quebec then...

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: apollonia1986 on 04/25/10 at 6:48 pm

What if there were no speed limits?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/25/10 at 7:00 pm


What if there were no speed limits?



Then people would be going 200mph.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: apollonia1986 on 04/25/10 at 9:08 pm



Then people would be going 200mph.


It's called the Autobahn, in Germany. Quite possibly the more danerous stretch or road in the world. I'd rather try to drive through quicksand pits first.

Back on topic:

What if Jesse Jackson had been the first Black President?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/25/10 at 11:47 pm

I have been in cars in Europe where they almost go 200 mph..it's fun.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/26/10 at 5:42 am

What if I ruled the world?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/26/10 at 11:15 am


What if I ruled the world?

The world would last about 12 more minutes then.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/26/10 at 3:07 pm


The world would last about 12 more minutes then.


or how about another hour?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/26/10 at 5:16 pm

Howard didn't think anout sex for 1 hour

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 04/26/10 at 10:40 pm

Howard is not going to rule the world      I am

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/27/10 at 5:42 am


Howard didn't think anout sex for 1 hour


how about 1 day?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/27/10 at 11:37 am

Grass was red, the sky was green and butteflies were 7 feet tall?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/27/10 at 3:03 pm


Grass was red, the sky was green and butteflies were 7 feet tall?



That'll never happen.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Midas on 04/27/10 at 3:06 pm



That'll never happen.


Why do you seem so sure of that?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/27/10 at 3:09 pm


Why do you seem so sure of that?


Cause I've never seen red grass before or even a green sky.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Midas on 04/27/10 at 3:10 pm


Cause I've never seen red grass before or even a green sky.


Oh, so since you've never seen it, it can't be true?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/27/10 at 3:11 pm


Oh, so since you've never seen it, it can't be true?


No,it's not true.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Midas on 04/27/10 at 3:27 pm

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/djmidas96/grass2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/djmidas96/2410810800001186366S425x425Q85.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/djmidas96/e1357044420-013-026fweb.jpg


It's true!  :D


Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/27/10 at 4:12 pm


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/djmidas96/grass2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/djmidas96/2410810800001186366S425x425Q85.jpg

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It's true!  :D




Cool!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/28/10 at 7:36 am


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It's true!  :D





Ok,I guess it's true then.  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/29/10 at 10:50 am

George W Bush, Lady gaga, Roseanne Barr & and Regis Philbin became an ABBA cover band?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/29/10 at 7:00 pm

What if the boards never came back?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/29/10 at 10:22 pm

What if every lawyer was honest?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/30/10 at 7:24 am

What if an elephant forgot?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/30/10 at 10:48 am


What if an elephant forgot?

forgot what?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 04/30/10 at 2:11 pm


forgot what?


like the saying "An elephant never forgets".

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: apollonia1986 on 04/30/10 at 5:26 pm

What if KFC makes a TRIPLE down with three slabs of chicken instead of 2?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 04/30/10 at 6:19 pm


What if KFC makes a TRIPLE down with three slabs of chicken instead of 2?

Or McDonaldsl comes up with a new burger, the 5 pounder.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 05/01/10 at 5:50 am


Or McDonaldsl comes up with a new burger, the 5 pounder.


or 10 pounder,even.  :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 05/01/10 at 11:07 am


or 10 pounder,even.  :o

10 pound burger. What's the price? $50?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 05/01/10 at 3:10 pm


10 pound burger. What's the price? $50?


Yeah,you could say that.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 05/01/10 at 3:53 pm


Yeah,you could say that.

Only the rich could afford that.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 05/02/10 at 12:07 am

I fall awake?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 05/02/10 at 7:20 am

What if I told you I got a promotion?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 05/04/10 at 12:09 pm


What if I told you I got a promotion?

I'd tell people to seel their shares in Pathmark  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 05/04/10 at 2:59 pm


I'd tell people to sell their shares in Pathmark  ;D


hey don't be so mean.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 05/04/10 at 10:56 pm

I'm really bored

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 05/04/10 at 11:42 pm

We removed August from our calenders.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 05/05/10 at 12:38 am

I'd forget when my birthday was.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 05/05/10 at 6:59 am


We removed August from our calenders.


Good,I can't stand August,that's the hottest month.  :P

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 05/05/10 at 11:31 am

I thought July is the hottest.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 05/05/10 at 7:43 pm


I thought July is the hottest.


August is more of the dog days of August.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 05/05/10 at 9:35 pm

and you can come visit me when it's 100 and we'll go up to Turtle Bay to see the butterflies ( Redding)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 05/06/10 at 6:53 am

What if I was porn-free?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 05/06/10 at 10:53 am


What if I was porn-free?  ;D

That would be a good thing.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 05/06/10 at 6:14 pm

That would be good

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 05/06/10 at 7:26 pm


That would be a good thing.


But unfortunately,I'm not.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 05/06/10 at 7:38 pm

ah man

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 05/06/10 at 11:28 pm

Penguins could dunk basketballs and chew gum at the same time

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 05/07/10 at 6:57 am

What if your fantasy was your reality?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 05/07/10 at 1:18 pm


What if your fantasy was your reality?

You mean it's not?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 05/07/10 at 2:52 pm


You mean it's not?


I mean it is.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 05/08/10 at 12:34 pm

The death penalty existed everywhere?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 05/08/10 at 1:03 pm

What if Chaz changed back to Chastity?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 05/08/10 at 4:47 pm

What if Tom Hanks had a son named Hank, Hank Hanks.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 05/09/10 at 7:18 am

What if the 80's came back?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: nupur on 05/09/10 at 7:43 am


What if the 80's came back?


It would be like Hot Tub Time Machine.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 05/09/10 at 1:58 pm


It would be like Hot Tub Time Machine.


A hot tub full of women.  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 05/09/10 at 11:16 pm


A hot tub full of women.  ;)

Over the age of 75

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 05/10/10 at 7:00 am


Over the age of 75


not that old. ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 05/10/10 at 10:29 am

Everything was orange?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 05/10/10 at 5:47 pm

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Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 05/10/10 at 6:23 pm


Everything was orange?


What about red?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 05/11/10 at 12:03 am

What if no book was ever read?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 05/11/10 at 12:10 am

there was a book titled No Book?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 05/11/10 at 12:14 am


there was a book titled No Book?

Guess you haven't read no book either.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 05/11/10 at 5:43 am


Guess you haven't read no book either.


I don't read books anymore.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 05/11/10 at 10:32 am


I don't read books anymore.

But have you read the No book.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 05/11/10 at 11:08 am

I ain't reading no books

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 05/11/10 at 3:14 pm


But have you read the No book.



No,But I have read The yes book.
http://www.osho.nl/New-Osho-NL/BodyBooks/YesBook-bg.jpg

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 05/11/10 at 5:09 pm



No,But I have read The yes book.
http://www.osho.nl/New-Osho-NL/BodyBooks/YesBook-bg.jpg


I haven't read yes.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 05/11/10 at 10:51 pm

What if one doesn't have a life?           








Follow love. to purpose it will lead you
Baby baby listen to your heartbeat
You can't live with out love
Can't live with out love

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 05/12/10 at 7:06 am


I haven't read yes.


No?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 05/12/10 at 10:14 am


No?

Yes

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 05/12/10 at 11:00 am

maybe?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 05/12/10 at 11:04 am

rock musicians never tried drugs?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 05/12/10 at 7:24 pm


Yes



Is that Yes Or No?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 05/13/10 at 12:46 am



Is that Yes Or No?

yes

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 05/13/10 at 7:07 am

What if the music group Yes changed to the name No?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 05/13/10 at 10:28 am


What if the music group Yes changed to the name No?

No.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 05/13/10 at 10:32 am

What if I said I don't know and suddenly fell out a bridge?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 05/13/10 at 7:19 pm


No.


Yes.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 05/13/10 at 11:47 pm

roundabout

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 05/14/10 at 12:08 am

everyone was the owner of a lonely heart?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: wildcard on 05/14/10 at 10:10 am

What if I lost myself?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Frank on 05/14/10 at 10:33 am


What if I lost myself?

Would you even know you are lost?

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