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Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 01/22/10 at 8:55 pm
everyone did the same thing all the time?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 01/23/10 at 6:51 am
everyone did the same thing all the time?
wouldn't be as fun.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 01/23/10 at 12:43 pm
everyone on earth jumped up and down at the same time, would it cause an earthquake?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 01/23/10 at 4:37 pm
everyone on earth jumped up and down at the same time, would it cause an earthquake?
That would be fun.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 01/25/10 at 12:01 pm
I don't agree?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 01/25/10 at 8:14 pm
What if you did?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 01/25/10 at 10:05 pm
that would make it younanimis ?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 01/26/10 at 1:50 am
Brett Favre played another 10 years?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 01/26/10 at 6:42 am
What if the world stopped?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 01/26/10 at 12:00 pm
that sounds like a bad idea?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 01/26/10 at 2:50 pm
Howard had 3 dates on the same night?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 01/26/10 at 4:00 pm
Howard had 3 dates on the same night?
I wouldn't know which one to choose?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 01/26/10 at 4:02 pm
I wouldn't know which one to choose?
You'd chose the hottest one, you know that.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 01/26/10 at 4:04 pm
You'd chose the hottest one, you know that.
of course. ;)
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 01/26/10 at 4:05 pm
Sarah Palin replaced Oprah ?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 01/26/10 at 4:07 pm
Sarah Palin replaced Oprah ?
Then I wouldn't watch her show.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 01/28/10 at 11:59 am
tv didn't exist?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Bobby on 01/28/10 at 12:01 pm
tv didn't exist?
Oprah Winfrey would be out of a job.
...men could become pregnant?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 01/28/10 at 12:02 pm
tv didn't exist?
Snozberries worst nightmare.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 01/28/10 at 2:02 pm
^ That was my first thought
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 01/28/10 at 7:10 pm
snozberries wasn't allowed to watch TV anymore?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 01/28/10 at 7:53 pm
What if Frank wasn't allowed in the house by his wife? ;D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 01/28/10 at 7:59 pm
I'm thinking of the Flinstones right now?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 01/28/10 at 8:01 pm
I'm thinking of the Flinstones right now?
Which One?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 01/28/10 at 10:20 pm
Paula Abdul married someone on this board?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 01/29/10 at 8:28 am
Paula Abdul married someone on this board?
She's not married? :o
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 01/29/10 at 12:16 pm
It snowed in Hawaii for a week?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Bobby on 01/29/10 at 1:13 pm
Paula Abdul married someone on this board?
Then she would be forever his girl *groan* ;D
... peas actually tasted nice?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 01/29/10 at 3:42 pm
Then she would be forever his girl *groan* ;D
... peas actually tasted nice?
peas do taste nice.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Bobby on 01/29/10 at 3:44 pm
peas do taste nice.
You are very lucky, I'm not a pea fan.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 01/29/10 at 3:54 pm
You are very lucky, I'm not a pea fan.
But I'm a fan of "pee". ;D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Bobby on 01/29/10 at 4:23 pm
But I'm a fan of "pee". ;D
*crying with laughter*
What are we going to do with you? ;D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 01/30/10 at 8:10 am
*crying with laughter*
What are we going to do with you? ;D
I don't know,What if?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 01/31/10 at 12:28 am
But I'm a fan of "pee". ;D
Ummm....OK..... (shakes head)
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 01/31/10 at 8:20 am
What if you could only see good news in the newspaper?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/01/10 at 12:21 am
you never watched the news.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/01/10 at 12:35 am
What if Lady Gaga covered Lady Madonna?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/01/10 at 12:37 am
What if Lady Gaga covered Lady Madonna?
with a blanket or just jumped on top of her :D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/01/10 at 12:39 am
with a blanket or just jumped on top of her :D
;D I'd just like to see that on a 45 record
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/01/10 at 6:46 am
What if Lady Gaga covered Lady Madonna?
Oh Hell No. :o
:P
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/01/10 at 11:41 am
Planes couldn't fly, but buses could?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 02/01/10 at 4:22 pm
It's just impossible?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/01/10 at 4:25 pm
Planes couldn't fly, but buses could?
that could happen.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/01/10 at 5:46 pm
that could happen.
Buses fly?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Bobby on 02/01/10 at 6:06 pm
Planes couldn't fly, but buses could?
Cheaper fares, lol.
... Santa Clause was really a big lump of plasticine?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/01/10 at 6:11 pm
Cheaper fares, lol.
... Santa Clause was really a big lump of plasticine?
It sure fooled Mrs. Clause.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Bobby on 02/01/10 at 7:07 pm
It sure fooled Mrs. Clause.
Heh heh, must be dissapointing in bed.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/01/10 at 8:19 pm
Lady gaga won the Nobel peace prize next year?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/02/10 at 8:20 am
Lady gaga won the Nobel peace prize next year?
What if she won President of The United States?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/02/10 at 8:20 am
Buses fly?
that would be cool.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/02/10 at 12:12 pm
What if she won President of The United States?
Would you vote for her?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/02/10 at 8:09 pm
Would you vote for her?
of Course. O0
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/03/10 at 12:51 am
Valentines day, Christmas, New Year, Thanksgiving would all fall on the same day?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/03/10 at 7:58 am
Valentines day, Christmas, New Year, Thanksgiving would all fall on the same day?
Wouldn't that be confusing?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/03/10 at 11:26 am
Wouldn't that be confusing?
That is my point.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 02/03/10 at 7:12 pm
Valentines day, Christmas, New Year, Thanksgiving would all fall on the same day?
sounds great
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/03/10 at 7:54 pm
That is my point.
But which one would be celebrated first? ???
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 02/03/10 at 8:31 pm
^ just have some turkey and forget it.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/04/10 at 1:39 am
The Olympics were held every 10 weeks
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/04/10 at 8:19 am
What if there was such a thing as The Oblimpics for fat people?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/04/10 at 12:11 pm
What if there was such a thing as The Oblimpics for fat people?
That would be quite insulting to overweight people, Howard.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/04/10 at 3:54 pm
That would be quite insulting to overweight people, Howard.
Then it wouldn't be a good idea.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Ashkicksass on 02/04/10 at 3:56 pm
What if there was such a thing as The Oblimpics for fat people?
;D Oh Howard. You kill me.
I would totally dominate in the Oblimpics, btw. ;D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/04/10 at 3:56 pm
;D Oh Howard. You kill me.
I would totally dominate in the Oblimpics, btw. ;D
ad you'd win 1st place.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: karen on 02/04/10 at 4:29 pm
What if she won President of The United States?
I don't think Michelle would like that
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Ashkicksass on 02/04/10 at 11:24 pm
ad you'd win 1st place.
You know it! I'd have all the gold medals!!! :D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/05/10 at 6:47 am
You know it! I'd have all the gold medals!!! :D
what if they weren't real gold.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/05/10 at 11:19 am
You mean if there was chocolate inside?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/05/10 at 4:19 pm
You mean if there was chocolate inside?
Now that would be delicious.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/05/10 at 9:45 pm
You wanted to delete your recycling bin icon into your recycling bin?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 02/05/10 at 10:53 pm
^ I always wanted to do that
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/06/10 at 2:13 am
^ me too
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/06/10 at 8:04 am
You wanted to delete your recycling bin icon into your recycling bin?
that could never happen.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/06/10 at 12:16 pm
that could never happen.
Why?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/06/10 at 12:31 pm
You wanted to delete your recycling bin icon into your recycling bin?
Are you sure?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/06/10 at 1:01 pm
Are you sure?
You could always create a 2nd recycle icon before you delete the 1st one.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/06/10 at 1:02 pm
You could always create a 2nd recycle icon before you delete the 1st one.
How about a trash can outside the back door?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/06/10 at 1:03 pm
How about a trash can outside the back door?
I was thinking of computers, not actual trash cans.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/06/10 at 1:04 pm
I was thinking of computers, not actual trash cans.
I know...
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/06/10 at 1:07 pm
I know...
I figured.. ;)
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 02/06/10 at 1:58 pm
Are you sure?
YES you ^&%^^&%^%&%^$
I'm thinking computer.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/06/10 at 2:34 pm
YES you ^&%^^&%^%&%^$
I'm thinking computer.
;D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Womble on 02/06/10 at 6:52 pm
........the Winter Olympic Games were cancelled due to a snow storm?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Bobby on 02/06/10 at 6:54 pm
........the Winter Olympic Games were cancelled due to a snow storm?
...they'll just move it to the summer where they will call it the...erm...Summer Olympics? ;D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/06/10 at 8:16 pm
...they'll just move it to the summer where they will call it the...erm...Summer Olympics? ;D
But what if rained with thunder and lightning?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 02/07/10 at 12:01 pm
we're asking too many questions?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/07/10 at 8:16 pm
What if we answered our own questions?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/08/10 at 11:40 am
What if we answered our own questions?
Can you answer that question?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 02/08/10 at 1:03 pm
I'm confused?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/08/10 at 4:35 pm
Can you answer your own question?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/08/10 at 5:39 pm
What if we questioned a question?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/08/10 at 5:39 pm
Can you answer that question?
What question is that?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/08/10 at 7:43 pm
Howard threw a cart through a window at Pathmark?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/09/10 at 6:54 am
Howard threw a cart through a window at Pathmark?
What if I got fired?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 02/09/10 at 12:00 pm
Howard got ran over by a Path cart?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/09/10 at 4:29 pm
and what if I blamed you?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/09/10 at 6:59 pm
Everyone's birthday was today?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 02/09/10 at 8:12 pm
^ My head still hurts though, other then that, cool
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 02/09/10 at 11:31 pm
I started singing Happy Birthday to my head every time it wouldn't stop hurting?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/10/10 at 8:14 am
Everyone's birthday was today?
Well then Happy Birthday to you.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/10/10 at 11:15 am
Everyday was Sunday?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/10/10 at 4:10 pm
Everyday was Sunday?
What if everyday was Friday?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/10/10 at 6:31 pm
What if everyday was Friday?
How can everyday be Friday when everyday is Sunday?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 02/10/10 at 10:53 pm
every day was Monday?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/11/10 at 8:19 am
How can everyday be Friday when everyday is Sunday?
I like Fridays better cause it's almost end of the week and time to Partay!
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/11/10 at 11:26 am
I like Fridays better cause it's almost end of the week and time to Partay!
But of everyday was Sunday, you wouldn't have to work at all.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/11/10 at 4:00 pm
But of everyday was Sunday, you wouldn't have to work at all.
I have to work on Sundays.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/11/10 at 4:36 pm
It never rained again.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 02/11/10 at 10:51 pm
^ the new mother nature takin over?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/12/10 at 2:53 am
Can we fool mother nature?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/12/10 at 6:47 am
never snowed?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 02/12/10 at 11:46 am
^ Younger people wouldn't know what snow is and see what that Stix song is talking about.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/12/10 at 11:55 am
planes had to refill fuel every 500 kms?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/12/10 at 4:27 pm
I had to go the bathroom now?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 02/12/10 at 10:55 pm
Howard didn't make it?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/13/10 at 12:58 am
What if someone had to clean up that mess?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/13/10 at 8:13 am
^ someone like you? :D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/13/10 at 1:22 pm
Isn't that what diapers are for?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/13/10 at 8:26 pm
babies didn't wear diapers?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/14/10 at 5:49 pm
babies didn't wear diapers?
Octomum would have more work on her hands.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/14/10 at 8:26 pm
Octomum would have more work on her hands.
8 diapers to change. :P
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/15/10 at 11:22 am
8 diapers to change. :P
Maybe at the same time...
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/15/10 at 4:23 pm
Octomom wasn't pregnant with 8 kids?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 02/15/10 at 10:14 pm
they were goats?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/16/10 at 1:02 am
What if half were goats?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/16/10 at 6:43 am
What if she was called Octogoat? ;D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/17/10 at 12:51 pm
What if she was called Octogoat? ;D
Why not?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/17/10 at 6:26 pm
Why not?
or how about Octopussy? ;D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/17/10 at 6:29 pm
or how about Octopussy? ;D
Oh...Howard...... ::)
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/17/10 at 6:32 pm
Oh...Howard...... ::)
;D I thought that was funny.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/17/10 at 6:34 pm
;D I thought that was funny.
It was, but you need to take a cold shower..perhaps several...
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/17/10 at 6:35 pm
It was, but you need to take a cold shower..perhaps several...
how about a hot one?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/17/10 at 6:37 pm
how about a hot one?
boiling water?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/17/10 at 6:38 pm
boiling water?
not too hot. :o
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/17/10 at 6:38 pm
not too hot. :o
Trust me...go with the cold shower tonight.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/17/10 at 6:40 pm
Trust me...go with the cold shower tonight.
already took a shower.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 02/17/10 at 10:44 pm
^ take another one
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/18/10 at 2:50 am
what she said...
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/18/10 at 8:01 am
What if I didn't take a shower?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/18/10 at 11:39 am
What if I didn't take a shower?
Your chance of meeting a hot girl would be 0.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/18/10 at 8:26 pm
Your chance of meeting a hot girl would be 0.
what if the girl didn't take a shower?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/19/10 at 1:29 am
what if the girl didn't take a shower?
then she's the right girl for you ;D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/19/10 at 8:18 am
then she's the right girl for you ;D
I never met a girl who didn't take a shower. :P
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 02/20/10 at 1:40 am
Girls take a shower to get more power
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/20/10 at 11:59 am
We had 14 fingers on each hand?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 02/20/10 at 1:01 pm
^ what would you do with that many fingers?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/20/10 at 6:09 pm
^ what would you do with that many fingers?
I count count to MORE THAN 10!
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/20/10 at 7:57 pm
we had 20 toes?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/22/10 at 11:51 am
we had 20 toes?
more toe nails to cut...
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/22/10 at 8:17 pm
more toe nails to cut...
I wouldn't mind.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/22/10 at 11:20 pm
I wouldn't mind.
As long as the girl is hot, right?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/23/10 at 6:45 am
As long as the girl is hot, right?
Yeah super hot.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/23/10 at 11:36 am
Yeah super hot.
Even if she had 20 toes.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/23/10 at 4:25 pm
Even if she had 20 toes.
that might be a little too much.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/23/10 at 6:39 pm
that might be a little too much.
17 toes?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/24/10 at 8:22 am
17 toes?
How about 10 toes.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/24/10 at 11:12 am
rock, paper, scissors was an Olympic event?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/24/10 at 3:57 pm
rock, paper, scissors was an Olympic event?
I'd like that.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/25/10 at 11:07 am
Anyone could participate.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/25/10 at 9:37 pm
Anyone could participate.
even you and I.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/26/10 at 1:26 am
Ethiopia won all the gold medals at the next winter Olympics?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/26/10 at 8:44 am
Haiti won all the gold medals?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/26/10 at 11:16 am
Would be cool!
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/26/10 at 4:32 pm
Would be cool!
then they wouldn't worry about all this devastation.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: apollonia1986 on 02/26/10 at 9:07 pm
...if EVERYONE on this board won 100 million dollars? :)
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 02/27/10 at 1:27 am
^ yes
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/27/10 at 2:38 am
...if EVERYONE on this board won 100 million dollars? :)
I would be offline busy on a world cruise.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/27/10 at 6:38 am
...if EVERYONE on this board won 100 million dollars? :)
Sounds great. :)
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 02/27/10 at 4:28 pm
It was cloudy every day for the rest of your life.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/28/10 at 8:11 am
didn't rain all year?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 02/28/10 at 2:44 pm
^^ L no
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 02/28/10 at 8:17 pm
what if there were no shopping carts for customers?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: apollonia1986 on 02/28/10 at 8:23 pm
what if Marge Simpson left Homer for Ned Flanders?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 03/01/10 at 7:58 am
life was a bowl of cherries?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 03/01/10 at 12:10 pm
Sidney Crosby didn't score in OT?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 03/01/10 at 4:19 pm
What if it snowed all year?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 03/01/10 at 5:32 pm
Howard never thought about sex anymore?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Step-chan on 03/01/10 at 9:01 pm
What if an article for Dragon Quest 6 were shown in the next Nintendo Power?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 03/02/10 at 12:39 am
Ecuador became the #1 world power?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 03/02/10 at 6:43 am
Howard never thought about sex anymore?
Yeah like that's really gonna happen? ::)
:P
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 03/02/10 at 12:15 pm
Yeah like that's really gonna happen? ::)
:P
Anything is possible.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 03/02/10 at 4:05 pm
What if nothing was possible?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 03/02/10 at 4:26 pm
What if nothing was possible?
Then you wouldn't have been able to post what you posted.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 03/03/10 at 8:08 am
What if I said that I had sex today? ;D ;D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 03/03/10 at 5:07 pm
What if I said that I had sex today? ;D ;D
With a girl?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 03/03/10 at 7:59 pm
With a girl?
::) I'm not going through that again!
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 03/04/10 at 12:25 pm
everyone cheated on their taxes
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 03/04/10 at 8:28 pm
everyone cheated on their ex's?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 03/05/10 at 1:47 am
everyone cheated on their ex's?
If you are cheating on your ex, then technically you aren't cheating coz they are already your ex.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 03/05/10 at 8:23 am
what if everyday was your birthday?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 03/05/10 at 11:27 am
what if everyday was your birthday?
The Howard, you'd be about 13150 today.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 03/05/10 at 3:01 pm
The Howard, you'd be about 13150 today.
How did you calculate that? ???
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 03/05/10 at 4:24 pm
How did you calculate that? ???
36 years multiplied by 365.25 (Every year has 365 days, except once every four years there is a leap year, and 366 days that year.)
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 03/06/10 at 8:42 am
36 years multiplied by 365.25 (Every year has 365 days, except once every four years there is a leap year, and 366 days that year.)
Oh Ok I see.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 03/06/10 at 2:48 pm
pigs could fly?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 03/06/10 at 3:36 pm
pigs could talk latin?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 03/06/10 at 5:46 pm
an-cay igs-pay alk-tay latin?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 03/07/10 at 8:09 am
What if we can go into a time machine?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/07/10 at 11:37 am
What if we can go into a time machine?
Has one been invented yet?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 03/07/10 at 8:18 pm
Has one been invented yet?
I don't think so.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 03/08/10 at 11:48 am
The World series of baseball actually included the whole world, not just USA
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 03/08/10 at 8:43 pm
The World series of baseball actually included the whole world, not just USA
and The Universe too?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 03/09/10 at 12:36 am
No one ever posted again.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 03/09/10 at 6:42 am
this thread was stickied?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 03/09/10 at 12:14 pm
Everyone who was 5 foot 11, became 11 foot 5?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 03/09/10 at 4:29 pm
Everyone who was 5 foot 11, became 11 foot 5?
there's no such measurement.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 03/09/10 at 4:35 pm
there's no such measurement.
There's no 11 foot 5 measurement?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 03/09/10 at 4:40 pm
There's no 11 foot 5 measurement?
not to my knowledge. ???
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 03/09/10 at 4:45 pm
not to my knowledge. ???
You mean...for people.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 03/09/10 at 4:49 pm
You mean...for people.
I doubt it.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 03/09/10 at 4:54 pm
I doubt it.
Unless they stand on a high chair, or ladder.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 03/09/10 at 4:54 pm
a girl had 3 boobs?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 03/09/10 at 4:58 pm
^ she's all your Howhard. ;D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 03/09/10 at 4:59 pm
^ she's all your Howhard. ;D
thanks.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 03/11/10 at 1:27 am
Howard played in the NBA?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 03/11/10 at 8:17 am
Howard played in the NBA?
National Boob Association? ;)
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 03/11/10 at 12:20 pm
Howard didn't think about sex for 10 minutes. Would he survive?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 03/11/10 at 8:40 pm
I guess so^. ;D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 03/12/10 at 12:06 am
I need proof ;D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 03/12/10 at 8:24 am
I need proof ;D
you need proof? ::)
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 03/12/10 at 11:40 am
It never stopped raining.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 03/12/10 at 1:56 pm
snowed in June?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 03/12/10 at 4:46 pm
It does snow in June in some places, like the southern hemisphere.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 03/13/10 at 8:20 am
What if it was sunny all year long?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 03/15/10 at 12:15 am
What if it was sunny all year long?
It is, above the clouds.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 03/15/10 at 7:25 am
It is, above the clouds.
I mean if there was no rain at all 365 days.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 03/15/10 at 11:47 am
I mean if there was no rain at all 365 days.
Lots of drought. Plants would die, animals too. People as well.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 03/15/10 at 2:33 pm
What if we drank water for the whole year?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 03/15/10 at 11:36 pm
What if we drank water for the whole year?
water is good for ya, drink 8 cups a day.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 03/16/10 at 5:50 am
water is good for ya, drink 8 cups a day.
I don't drink much of it.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 03/16/10 at 8:50 am
I don't drink much of it.
Drinking water is good for you.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 03/16/10 at 3:07 pm
Drinking water is good for you.
I know,I should drink more of it.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 03/16/10 at 7:55 pm
I know,I should drink more of it.
Yup, saying it is different than doing it. Try and do it.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 03/17/10 at 6:53 am
Yup, saying it is different than doing it. Try and do it.
water cleanses out your system.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 03/17/10 at 11:03 am
All mountains became oceans, and all oceans became mountains?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 03/17/10 at 7:08 pm
All mountains became oceans, and all oceans became mountains?
very interesting.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 03/19/10 at 1:09 am
Everyone moved to the moon.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 03/19/10 at 7:10 am
the moon was made of cheese then what is the sun made of?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 03/19/10 at 10:50 am
the moon was made of cheese then what is the sun made of?
Cheez Whiz.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 03/19/10 at 1:39 pm
Cheez Whiz.
But the Cheez Whiz will melt.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 03/19/10 at 1:42 pm
But the Cheez Whiz will melt.
mmmm...melted cheez whiz....
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 03/19/10 at 1:43 pm
mmmm...melted cheez whiz....
on crackers.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 03/19/10 at 1:45 pm
on crackers.
mmm...melted cheez whiz...
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 03/19/10 at 1:47 pm
mmm...melted cheez whiz...
Huh? ???
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 03/19/10 at 1:48 pm
Huh? ???
I like melted cheez whiz...
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 03/19/10 at 1:49 pm
I like melted cheez whiz...
Oh Ok. I was confused that you posted twice.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 03/19/10 at 1:52 pm
Oh Ok. I was confused that you posted twice.
Didn't mean to confuse you. I was just "in the moment" of saying "mmm..melted cheez whiz"
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 03/19/10 at 1:54 pm
What if you were out of the moment?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 03/19/10 at 1:55 pm
What if you were out of the moment?
Like now?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 03/19/10 at 1:56 pm
Like now?
Are you?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 03/19/10 at 2:03 pm
Are you?
I'm back to normal again ( or as close to normal as I can get)