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Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/08/10 at 4:22 pm
http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/smilies/golf.gif
Did your club hit Tiger's car yet? :D
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/08/10 at 4:50 pm
^ he he
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/10/10 at 12:26 am
I wish "Smarties and M&M's" were diet foods
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/10/10 at 12:39 am
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 06/10/10 at 7:21 am
I wish "Smarties and M&M's" were diet foods
I'd lose weight by now.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/10/10 at 11:33 am
::)
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/10/10 at 9:53 pm
I've all the suddengot The mickey Mouse thing in my head doing B I G E S T I D I O T should we start a song for this convention?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/10/10 at 11:51 pm
Oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine, your ears are huge
hey mickey...
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 06/11/10 at 7:58 am
I've all the suddengot The mickey Mouse thing in my head doing B I G E S T I D I O T should we start a song for this convention?
No.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/11/10 at 11:32 am
No.
Why not?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/11/10 at 11:32 am
Oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine, your ears are huge
hey mickey...
Feel sicky, like to whine, it don't even sort of rhyme
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/11/10 at 11:35 am
Feel sicky, like to whine, it don't even sort of rhyme
need whiskey! need whiskey!
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/11/10 at 2:14 pm
need whiskey! need whiskey!
Cant you read cardboard sign
Cardboard sign money I whine
need whiskey! need whiskey!
hows that?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 06/11/10 at 2:16 pm
Why not?
feels kind of insulting.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/11/10 at 2:55 pm
It doesn't have to be those words.
yes I had Howard in mind ;)
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/11/10 at 3:57 pm
feels kind of insulting.
insulting? I don't understand.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/12/10 at 5:06 pm
fine, I'll be the biggest idiot it's just a parody anyway
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/12/10 at 7:03 pm
fine, I'll be the biggest idiot it's just a parody anyway
I thought I was the biggest idiot....sadnes.....despair....momentary happiness...then despair again.... :D
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/12/10 at 9:00 pm
^ okay, you be the biggest idiot and I'll take the parody credit.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/12/10 at 11:23 pm
^ okay, you be the biggest idiot and I'll take the parody credit.
Why argue? We can all be co-biggest idiots. ;)
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/13/10 at 12:28 am
I'm not arguing
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 06/13/10 at 7:06 am
Why argue? We can all be co-biggest idiots. ;)
like double idiots?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/13/10 at 2:51 pm
what are you trying to do upset me? it wont work
:\'(
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/13/10 at 5:20 pm
Where would idiots go on holidays?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 06/13/10 at 7:03 pm
Where would idiots go on holidays?
The Funhouse?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/14/10 at 12:34 am
The Funhouse?
I was thinking more like a place where their are lots of riots and your life is in danger.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 06/14/10 at 7:00 am
I was thinking more like a place where their are lots of riots and your life is in danger.
like Pee Wee's Playhouse? :D
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/14/10 at 10:24 am
like Pee Wee's Playhouse? :D
Naw, maybe Baghdad or Afghanistan...
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 06/14/10 at 7:16 pm
They're at war.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/14/10 at 7:30 pm
They're at war.
Which was precisely my point, where would idiots go on holidays.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 06/15/10 at 5:48 am
To The Caribbean?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/15/10 at 11:37 am
To The Caribbean?
In hurricane season.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/19/10 at 10:11 am
How long can one survive with a vuvuzelas blasting in your ears.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 06/19/10 at 2:08 pm
How long can one survive with a vuvuzelas blasting in your ears.
I never had one blast in my ear.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/19/10 at 4:22 pm
I never had one blast in my ear.
Ah! You can be our test subject.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 06/19/10 at 8:26 pm
Ah! You can be our test subject.
Sure,why not.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/20/10 at 11:34 am
good luck
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 06/20/10 at 1:03 pm
What? I can't hear you I had a vuvuzela blast in my ears.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/20/10 at 1:08 pm
I cant hear either, I have a bunch of ear plugs in my ear beans don't work
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 06/20/10 at 1:11 pm
I cant hear either, I have a bunch of ear plugs in my ear beans don't work
We're both deaf.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/20/10 at 1:46 pm
yes
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/20/10 at 4:47 pm
Pinball Wizard
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/20/10 at 9:44 pm
I suck at pinball much better at singing
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/21/10 at 12:19 am
I can sing a little, don;t play pinball much..don't play any computer games really except for Freecell & Minesweeper. I'm good at those.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 06/21/10 at 7:24 am
yes
huh? ???
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/21/10 at 11:13 am
*nods head*
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 06/21/10 at 3:23 pm
*shakes head*
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/21/10 at 3:56 pm
Heading out.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/21/10 at 4:46 pm
c ya
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/22/10 at 12:54 am
What's the world record for surviving 456 gun shots to the head?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/22/10 at 12:57 am
I don't know
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/22/10 at 12:59 am
I don't know
Let's not find out. I was always wondering. If you are joined siamese twins, and one gets decapitated...does the other survive?
(This is the idiot thread, wouldn't ask this anywhere else)
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 06/22/10 at 5:41 am
What's the world record for surviving 456 gun shots to the head?
What is the world record? ???
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/22/10 at 10:09 am
What is the world record? ???
There is none Howard, this the idiot convention.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 06/22/10 at 3:01 pm
For Idiots like us.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/22/10 at 5:18 pm
I'm going to stick my head to the refrigerater
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/22/10 at 6:00 pm
I'm going to stick my head to the refrigerater
It's OK if it's not plugged in.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/22/10 at 6:05 pm
dam it doesn't work
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/22/10 at 8:45 pm
dam it doesn't work
"Trying" is the first step towards failure
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/22/10 at 9:05 pm
you're right why did I even bother trying. Everything I try is just a big waste of time. :\'(
got any paper clips?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/23/10 at 12:43 am
you're right why did I even bother trying. Everything I try is just a big waste of time. :\'(
got any paper clips?
I have some yellow, pink and green ones
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 06/23/10 at 6:57 am
I have thumbtacks.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/23/10 at 10:40 am
thumbtack will work fine thanks sewing needle...
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/23/10 at 11:06 am
sewing needle? It's in the haystack somewhere
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/23/10 at 11:31 am
mine isn't in a haystack, I don't have a haystack
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 06/23/10 at 7:10 pm
needle in a haystack.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/24/10 at 12:06 am
we can get a magnet and fish for the needle.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/24/10 at 12:58 am
Let's fish for fish, magnets and needles are hard to chew.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/24/10 at 12:26 pm
got any cards?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 06/24/10 at 6:51 pm
got any cards?
playing cards?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/24/10 at 6:53 pm
yes
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 06/24/10 at 7:02 pm
52 pick up?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/24/10 at 7:12 pm
with jokers
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/gordonlightfoot115.shtml
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/25/10 at 11:11 am
with jokers
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/gordonlightfoot115.shtml
Dastardly and Muttley...
Wacky Races.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/25/10 at 12:40 pm
this is my mustache, stinker avatar and sig.
hehe
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/25/10 at 1:16 pm
this is my mustache, stinker avatar and sig.
hehe
Which is why I typed that.
Wacky races was one of my fave cartoons growing up.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/25/10 at 3:13 pm
I don't remember too much, but Muttley's laugh. hmm... Yougi Yahooy's, Scooby's, Really Rottens hmm
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/26/10 at 12:22 am
I don't remember too much, but Muttley's laugh. hmm... Yougi Yahooy's, Scooby's, Really Rottens hmm
I have the series on DVD
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/27/10 at 12:31 am
I'm thinking about changing my avatar again but not sure what to
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/27/10 at 12:36 am
I'm thinking about changing my avatar again but not sure what to
**hoping** it won't be a photo of Howard...
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/27/10 at 12:40 am
no
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/27/10 at 12:43 am
no
phew....
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 06/27/10 at 7:14 am
**hoping** it won't be a photo of Howard...
Let's hope not. ::)
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/27/10 at 10:40 am
you lookgood with pepper spray though Howard
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/27/10 at 3:59 pm
What if an eight day was added in a week, let's call it "Garsday"
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/27/10 at 5:02 pm
Whatever day cause I don't care
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/27/10 at 5:07 pm
Can someone write a hit song with only vuvuzela instruments?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/27/10 at 5:29 pm
I'm not listening to it
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/27/10 at 5:40 pm
...not until Lady gaga has a version of it :D
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/27/10 at 5:51 pm
I still wont listen
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/27/10 at 5:55 pm
If I invaded Idaho, would anyone notice?
Should I start with New Hampshire first?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/27/10 at 6:08 pm
to many questions for me. I'd just invade everything and panic the whole world
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/27/10 at 6:13 pm
to many questions for me. I'd just invade everything and panic the whole world
Can one invade their own country ?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 06/27/10 at 6:53 pm
you lookgood with pepper spray though Howard
Thanks. ???
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 06/27/10 at 6:54 pm
...not until Lady gaga has a version of it :D
and It'll be called The Vuvuzela Song. ;D
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/27/10 at 11:17 pm
and It'll be called The Vuvuzela Song. ;D
Looking ( not) forward to that one.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 06/28/10 at 5:42 am
How would the song start?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/28/10 at 3:51 pm
How would the song start?
It would be an instrumental song, one long toot for 6 minutes....
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/28/10 at 4:56 pm
Someone is going to have to eat a lot of beans
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/29/10 at 10:28 am
Someone is going to have to eat a lot of beans
Blazing saddles...
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/29/10 at 11:12 am
My dad's favorite movie and I love it too.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 06/29/10 at 3:12 pm
My dad's favorite movie and I love it too.
you love beans?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/29/10 at 5:39 pm
you love beans?
She and her dad loves the film "Blazing saddles"
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/30/10 at 12:09 am
come on! through out your hands stick out you tush hands on your hips give em a push
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/30/10 at 12:32 am
Blazing saddles was one of my favorite comedies, I like Airplane ( and sequels) too.
...and don't call me Shirley.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/30/10 at 12:36 am
Blazing Saddles and Airplane were my two most watched and favorates as a kid. So much good stuff in Airplane.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/30/10 at 12:39 am
Blazing Saddles and Airplane were my two most watched and favorates as a kid. So much good stuff in Airplane.
I think I have seen the 1st Airplane film over 15 times.
Still makes me laugh like crazy everytime.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/30/10 at 12:52 am
never fails I'm sure I've seen the 1st one dozens of more times then you. don't think the second one is as good but ET phoning home was great
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 06/30/10 at 7:24 am
come on! through out your hands stick out you tush hands on your hips give em a push
sounds like a dance move.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/30/10 at 10:15 am
never fails I'm sure I've seen the 1st one dozens of more times then you. don't think the second one is as good but ET phoning home was great
2nd one is very good too, not as good as the first. Sequels are rarely better than the original.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 06/30/10 at 3:02 pm
ET 2
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/30/10 at 4:27 pm
ET 2
No, Airplane II. Are you reading the posts?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/30/10 at 6:32 pm
Howard doesn't read the posts remember?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 06/30/10 at 8:09 pm
Howard doesn't read the posts remember?
He reads them, but sometimes he just reads parts of it, not the whole.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 06/30/10 at 10:55 pm
na he never reads them ;)
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/01/10 at 1:19 am
Q: Why do I bang my head against the wall for an hour?
A: Coz when I stop it feels so good.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/01/10 at 7:09 am
Howard doesn't read the posts remember?
Nope,I rarely do.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/01/10 at 10:15 am
Nope,I rarely do.
That explains a lot.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 07/01/10 at 10:35 am
Q: Why do I bang my head against the wall for an hour?
A: Coz when I stop it feels so good.
you do that too?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/01/10 at 11:47 am
You mean, there are people who don't do that? ???
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 07/01/10 at 1:32 pm
Yeah I think so isn't that sad?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/01/10 at 7:15 pm
Yeah I think so isn't that sad?
It is.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/02/10 at 8:50 am
Anyone ever try milk with ketchup and mustard?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/02/10 at 1:27 pm
Anyone ever try milk with ketchup and mustard?
that's disgusting! :P
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/03/10 at 11:12 am
that's disgusting! :P
So you've tried it?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/03/10 at 3:40 pm
So you've tried it?
Is milk supposed to be a part of a recipie with the ketchup and mustard?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/03/10 at 4:38 pm
Is milk supposed to be a part of a recipie with the ketchup and mustard?
I hope not ;D
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/04/10 at 7:45 am
I hope not ;D
I hope not either.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 07/04/10 at 12:58 pm
not that I want to try it, but I might be able to stand milk and ketchup better then strawberry quick
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/04/10 at 6:49 pm
not that I want to try it, but I might be able to stand milk and ketchup better then strawberry quick
ketchup in the milk.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 07/04/10 at 7:30 pm
yes tomato and milk instead of strawberry and milk
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/04/10 at 11:34 pm
I can't eat strawberries, I am allergic to them, so ketchup with horse radish, milk, and orange juice with radishes and boiled fish would be better for me than strawberry quick.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 07/05/10 at 1:47 am
I don't really like strawberries at all and am a berry hater. Dairy products give me problems if I have too much it seems. Lets have catchup and pineapple.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/05/10 at 6:42 am
I can't eat strawberries, I am allergic to them, so ketchup with horse radish, milk, and orange juice with radishes and boiled fish would be better for me than strawberry quick.
Is there anything that you aren't allergic to? ???
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: snozberries on 07/05/10 at 8:18 am
I can't eat strawberries, I am allergic to them, so ketchup with horse radish, milk, and orange juice with radishes and boiled fish would be better for me than strawberry quick.
ummm I don't think strawberry quick is made with real strawberries ;)
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/05/10 at 10:21 am
ummm I don't think strawberry quick is made with real strawberries ;)
You are correct, but I still won't take any chances. I have had some difficulties with strawberry ice cream too..don't know why.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/05/10 at 1:14 pm
ummm I don't think strawberry quick is made with real strawberries ;)
just powdered milk.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/05/10 at 8:15 pm
Ketchup with milk, mustard with coca-cola...boiled coca-cola...mmm..
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/06/10 at 5:41 am
Ketchup with milk, mustard with coca-cola...boiled coca-cola...mmm..
sounds like a bad case of indegestion. :P
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/06/10 at 8:54 am
what's the weirdest food you ever ate?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/06/10 at 3:33 pm
what's the weirdest food you ever ate?
I have a lot of them.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/06/10 at 4:26 pm
I have a lot of them.
such as...
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/07/10 at 7:23 am
such as...
I don't know at the moment.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/07/10 at 9:41 am
what's the weirdest food you ever ate?
I have a lot of them.
such as...
I don't know at the moment.
huh?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/07/10 at 7:11 pm
Sorry I had a brain fart.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/07/10 at 10:53 pm
Sorry I had a brain fart.
There is a first time for everything.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 07/08/10 at 12:21 am
how do grain tarts taste?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/08/10 at 7:12 am
how do grain tarts taste?
What's a grain tart?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/08/10 at 10:35 am
What's a grain tart?
Are you having a grain tart again?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/08/10 at 7:25 pm
Are you having a grain tart again?
Is that sort of like a healthy pop tart?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 07/08/10 at 7:54 pm
your sort of wealthy?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/08/10 at 9:53 pm
a sort of wedgy?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 07/08/10 at 9:55 pm
yeah
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/08/10 at 9:58 pm
yeah
Howard gets a wedgy from a healthy pop tart. It all makes sense now.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 07/08/10 at 10:06 pm
it sure does
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/08/10 at 10:12 pm
it sure does
Excellent..
http://ezraklein.typepad.com/blog/Monty%20Burns.jpg
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 07/09/10 at 12:19 am
http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/fex160.jpg
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/09/10 at 7:13 am
Sexcellent.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/09/10 at 11:48 am
Sexcellent.
Eggs sell ant.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 07/09/10 at 1:38 pm
I'll have to ask the ants in my garden if they sell eggs.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/09/10 at 2:37 pm
I'll have to ask the ants in my garden if they sell eggs.
I'd like to see them carry one.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/09/10 at 2:57 pm
Don't egg them on.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 07/09/10 at 5:25 pm
I see them carry aphids. I let them so a ladybug can come have a nice meal.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/10/10 at 12:27 pm
How much do a dozen ant eggs go for these days?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/10/10 at 2:50 pm
How much do a dozen ant eggs go for these days?
I'm not sure.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/10/10 at 5:23 pm
I'm not sure.
Let's ask Regis Philbin.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/11/10 at 7:29 am
Let's ask Regis Philbin.
Do you want to phone a friend or do 50/50?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/11/10 at 9:30 am
Do you want to phone a friend or do 50/50?
Can I just do the first 50 and then I'll do the 2nd 50 later... :D
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 07/11/10 at 10:50 am
you want a final answer?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/11/10 at 1:25 pm
Can I just do the first 50 and then I'll do the 2nd 50 later... :D
Nope,you must call a friend.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/12/10 at 12:35 am
Nope,you must call a friend.
dialing.....
dialing.....
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 07/12/10 at 12:43 am
If you'd like to make a call please hang up and try again. If you need help hang up then then dial your operator.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/12/10 at 12:47 am
If you'd like to make a call please hang up and try again. If you need help hang up then then dial your operator.
dialing..
It's OK, I think I got Howard's boss at Pathmark on the phone...
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/12/10 at 7:05 am
dialing..
It's OK, I think I got Howard's boss at Pathmark on the phone...
No,not Mr.Ruggerio. :o
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/13/10 at 9:44 am
No,not Mr.Ruggerio. :o
Hello, Mr Ruggerio?... http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/director.gif
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/13/10 at 7:00 pm
Hello, Mr Ruggerio?... http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/director.gif
He wouldn't listen to you.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/13/10 at 7:01 pm
He wouldn't listen to you.
He might if I talk about you... ;D
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/13/10 at 7:01 pm
He might if I talk about you... ;D
He already knows about me. ::)
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/13/10 at 7:03 pm
He already knows about me. ::)
Is he happy with you?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/13/10 at 7:04 pm
Is he happy with you?
he has mixed feelings about me.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/13/10 at 7:07 pm
he has mixed feelings about me.
Happy when you do what you are told, not happy when you goof off?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/14/10 at 7:11 am
Happy when you do what you are told, not happy when you goof off?
Sometimes he doesn't like when the wagons are crooked but happy when I do a good job.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/14/10 at 10:56 am
Sometimes he doesn't like when the wagons are crooked but happy when I do a good job.
Keep trying hard Howard!
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/14/10 at 7:00 pm
Keep trying hard Howard!
they're never satisfied with anything you do over there. ::)
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/15/10 at 8:21 am
they're never satisfied with anything you do over there. ::)
That's what you think.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/15/10 at 7:09 pm
That's what you think.
That's what I know.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/15/10 at 10:45 pm
That's what I know.
Then try harder, they might notice.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/16/10 at 8:03 am
Then try harder, they might notice.
I'll do my best.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/16/10 at 8:55 am
I'll do my best.
That's the spirit!
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/16/10 at 2:52 pm
That's the spirit!
I'll try to make them proud.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/16/10 at 4:20 pm
I'll try to make them proud.
Just try your best, and make yourself proud of what you do, that's enough.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/17/10 at 7:19 am
Just try your best, and make yourself proud of what you do, that's enough.
yep,the floor is always clean,the garbages are taken out.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/17/10 at 8:47 am
yep,the floor is always clean,the garbages are taken out.
No carts thrown through store windows...
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/17/10 at 7:12 pm
No carts thrown through store windows...
no that would never happen.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 07/17/10 at 9:20 pm
How do you know?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/17/10 at 10:59 pm
no that would never happen.
Prove it.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/18/10 at 7:19 am
How do you know?
nobody over there was never that violent.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 07/18/10 at 2:44 pm
There's always a first time
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/18/10 at 4:52 pm
There's always a first time
I'm sure it's been done many times before, somewhere.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/19/10 at 7:23 am
I'm sure it's been done many times before, somewhere.
that would disrupt the customers.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/19/10 at 9:07 am
that would disrupt the customers.
Not to mention destroy property.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/19/10 at 7:00 pm
Not to mention destroy property.
not to mention cost a whole lot of money.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/19/10 at 10:16 pm
not to mention cost a whole lot of money.
No "Pathmark" bonus cheques this Christmas in having to pay for it.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/20/10 at 7:16 am
No "Pathmark" bonus cheques this Christmas in having to pay for it.
just hope it never happens.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/20/10 at 9:22 am
I think I'm gonna return a scarf to the store coz it's too tight.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 07/20/10 at 9:39 pm
user error?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/20/10 at 9:41 pm
user error?
ERROR ErrOR ERROR
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 07/20/10 at 9:51 pm
airor?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/20/10 at 10:06 pm
Error?
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/baseballfail.jpg
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 07/21/10 at 12:30 am
take your face base
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/21/10 at 7:14 am
Error?
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/baseballfail.jpg
Did he get a busted nasal cavity? :o
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/21/10 at 9:32 am
Did he get a busted nasal cavity? :o
Don't know, guess we'd have to find out when he ( Jimmy Rollins) got hit and if he missed some time because of it.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/21/10 at 7:20 pm
Don't know, guess we'd have to find out when he ( Jimmy Rollins) got hit and if he missed some time because of it.
It must've been bleeding. :o
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/21/10 at 7:25 pm
It must've been bleeding. :o
I'm more worried about a potential concussion.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/21/10 at 7:25 pm
I'm more worried about a potential concussion.
What team is he from?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/21/10 at 7:34 pm
What team is he from?
Philadelphia Phillies.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 07/21/10 at 8:43 pm
I was wondering what that P on his hat stood for
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/22/10 at 7:06 am
I was wondering what that P on his hat stood for
Punch?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/22/10 at 9:33 am
punishment
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 07/22/10 at 11:06 am
player
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/22/10 at 6:49 pm
Filladelfia fillies, or Philadelphia Phllies
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/22/10 at 6:50 pm
punishment
prick?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/22/10 at 6:55 pm
It hurts to get hit with a ball in the face.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/22/10 at 6:56 pm
or in the balls. :o
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/22/10 at 7:10 pm
or in the balls. :o
Never been hit there before..
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/22/10 at 7:12 pm
Never been hit there before..
I have,not a good feeling.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/22/10 at 7:14 pm
I have,not a good feeling.
I imagine not!
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 07/23/10 at 12:59 am
My plant got knocked over by a golf ball
That's what it looked like it did recieve
overheating amaranth, They'll come back.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/24/10 at 10:24 am
My plant got knocked over by a golf ball
That's what it looked like it did recieve
overheating amaranth, They'll come back.
Are they still alive today?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 07/24/10 at 11:06 am
There's one in good shape because it's right up against the fence and my dad has planted corn for the first time. It gets morning shade. Usually that would be a spot that gets too many hours of sun and everything dies. They were hot and full of seeds so I cut then and shook some seeds out. I could use a tree, but last time I tried to grow one ( orange) it died. I have my fall plans. Hopefully next summer I can call my garden a garden instead of a dirt lot.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/24/10 at 1:58 pm
There's one in good shape because it's right up against the fence and my dad has planted corn for the first time. It gets morning shade. Usually that would be a spot that gets too many hours of sun and everything dies. They were hot and full of seeds so I cut then and shook some seeds out. I could use a tree, but last time I tried to grow one ( orange) it died. I have my fall plans. Hopefully next summer I can call my garden a garden instead of a dirt lot.
Hope so too.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 07/24/10 at 2:09 pm
I think it might take an extra summer or two before I get it all filled out. I'd have to draw it out to show you, but I have the whole area I need to shade starting with a small portion of area against the fence.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/24/10 at 6:21 pm
I think it might take an extra summer or two before I get it all filled out. I'd have to draw it out to show you, but I have the whole area I need to shade starting with a small portion of area against the fence.
It's a lot of work, but in the end the reward are nice. It's worth the work.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 07/24/10 at 11:21 pm
and when you're doing what you love the reward is even bigger and love cant be stopped. Hopefully I'll be able to spend some time with my brother and get something recorded. The only thing worse then having a write you cant figure out how to record, is having two of them >:(
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/26/10 at 7:33 pm
This must have hurt.
http://jcrue.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/figure-skating-fail.jpg
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 07/26/10 at 8:33 pm
that's why I don't ice skate
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/27/10 at 5:35 am
This must have hurt.
http://jcrue.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/figure-skating-fail.jpg
hope she didn't hurt anything? :o
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/27/10 at 8:17 am
hope she didn't hurt anything? :o
Nope, just the boards ;D
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/27/10 at 3:10 pm
Nope, just the boards ;D
oh phew,that was close. :o
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/27/10 at 9:26 pm
oh phew,that was close. :o
Aw C'mon Howard, she went right through the boards..don't you think she was hurt?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/28/10 at 8:42 am
Aw C'mon Howard, she went right through the boards..don't you think she was hurt?
I could make her feel better. :D ;)
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Frank on 07/28/10 at 8:48 am
I could make her feel better. :D ;)
Dr. Howard?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 07/28/10 at 10:34 am
Howard, forget it
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 07/28/10 at 7:03 pm
Dr. Howard?
at your service,How may I pleasure her? ;) ;D
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 07/30/10 at 8:37 pm
by backing off
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 08/01/10 at 10:47 am
Anyone want to go rollerskating?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 08/01/10 at 12:35 pm
Anyone want to go rollerskating?
Sure let me put on my parachute pants first.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 08/01/10 at 10:08 pm
we can do the hokey pokey
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 08/02/10 at 6:40 am
and turn ourselves around.
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: wildcard on 08/02/10 at 10:51 am
Is your back going to b okay?
Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention
Written By: Howard on 08/02/10 at 7:00 pm
Is your back going to b okay?
I hope so.