Anyone else doing the hokey pokey or am I stuck alone with Howard again? 

Please,someone do the Hokey Pokey.

guess I'm stuck

unstick yourself.

Howard, just make sure your back is okay

Howard, just make sure your back is okay


my back is fine.

Okay good

is there anybody in here?

nope, empty coffin I'm taking a nap

I'm tired too.

Well this coffin only fits one person so you'll have to rest somewhere else

An idiot is here

An idiot is here


Hello Idiot. :D

Hello Idiot. :D

Hi fellow idiot

Hi idiots :D nice day for idiocy don't you think?

every day is like that

Hi fellow idiot


Good day to be an idiot.

yep and dare to be stupid

Dare to be Stu, disco Stu

yep and dare to be stupid


I'm stupid.

I'm stupid.

you said it... ;D

you said it... ;D


DUH! :P

hi

Buy hi, sell low...

Hell Low.

no go

leggo my eggo

Good Bi.

good pi

3.1415926535

3.1415926535 and 8
Why remember all those numbers it seems might

3.1415926535 and 8
Why remember all those numbers it seems might

3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510
5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679 8214808651 3282306647 0938446095 5058223172 5359408128 4811174502 8410270193 8521105559 6446229489 5493038196 4428810975 6659334461 2847564823 3786783165 2712019091 4564856692 3460348610 4543266482 1339360726 0249141273 7245870066 0631558817 4881520920 9628292540 9171536436 7892590360 0113305305 4882046652 1384146951 9415116094 3305727036 5759591953 0921861173 8193261179 3105118548 0744623799 6274956735 1885752724 8912279381 8301194912 9833673362 4406566430 8602139494 6395224737 1907021798 6094370277 0539217176 2931767523 8467481846 7669405132 0005681271 4526356082 7785771342 7577896091 7363717872 1468440901 2249534301 4654958537 1050792279 6892589235 4201995611 2129021960 8640344181 5981362977 4771309960 5187072113 4999999837 2978049951 0597317328 1609631859 5024459455 3469083026 4252230825 3344685035

8  calculate numerate  evaluate            I'm pretty sure pi has been done with supercal anyway

8   calculate numerate  evaluate             I'm pretty sure pi has been done with supercal anyway

Pi....
cherry pi!

Pi....
cherry pi!


pie is good.

pie is good.

With vanilla ice cream on top

With vanilla ice cream on top


and whipped cream.

very tasty

and a cup of coffee.

and a cup of coffee.

I'll take hot chocolate or tea, I don't drink coffee

I'll take hot chocolate or tea, I don't drink coffee


hot chocolate it is.

I want Hot chocolate too

Hot chocolate = better than coffee

I want Hot chocolate too


ok 2 hot chocolates.

keep the hot chocolates coming...

you zesty thing ( you zesty thing)

keep the hot chocolates coming...


with or without marshmallows?

with or without marshmallows?


With

With


ok marshmallows that is.

great

and a snack?

joe louis...

You want a snack?
You want a snack?
You want a snack?
You want a snack?
You want a snack snack snack snack snack snack snack?
You want a snack?
You want a snack?

scooby snack?

scooby snack?


scooby doo?

scooby doo?

not scrappy doo, the dog I wanted to see mangled... ;D

I need a backstop for my archery target

I need a backstop for my archery target

(see my post about scrappy doo)

^ that's why I said that

^ that's why I said that

The scrappy doo target

http://www.asdlabs.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/asdlabs-fail-dogs-3.jpg

The scrappy doo target

http://www.asdlabs.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/asdlabs-fail-dogs-3.jpg


major fail.

It's not a fail if it was scrappy doo

It's not a fail if it was scrappy doo


or Scooby Doo.

or Scooby Doo.

Scooby doo = good
Scrappy doo = Evil

the bricks in that target would break the arrow tips.

the bricks in that target would break the arrow tips.

I get your point... ;)
But if only 1 arrow hit scrappy doo, it's all worth it.

yes

no

yes

WIN!

WIN!


Lose.

Lose.

You like scrappy doo?

You like scrappy doo?


He's ok.

Anyone ever try to walk on clouds?

I cant reach that high

Anyone ever try to walk on clouds?


what about walk on water?

what about walk on water?

It's been done

what? dinner?

Done like dinner.

well, is it?

Waliking on water while eating dinner and walk on clouds?

actually, I just wanted to know if dinner was done or not.

I might be a little late

late for what?

::) a very important date

idiot

Who?

does Howard know?

does Howard know?

What does Howard know?

Thats a good question ;)

What does Howard know?


I know diddlysquat.

i don't know who diddly squat is

I know diddlysquat.


i don't know who diddly squat is

Must be a friend of Howard's.

Must be a friend of Howard's.


diddly squat is another word for nothing.

diddly squat is another word for nothing.

Don't be too hard on your friend diddly squat, he's not nothing.

Don't be too hard on your friend diddly squat, he's not nothing.



http://rlv.zcache.com/obama_has_reformed_diddly_squat_sticker-p217800380595889153tdcj_210.jpg

he supported Obama.

http://rlv.zcache.com/obama_has_reformed_diddly_squat_sticker-p217800380595889153tdcj_210.jpg

he supported Obama.

Can he find you a job outside of Pathmark?

Can he find you a job outside of Pathmark?


Nope.

Nope.

How about Obama?

How about Obama?


Obama coming to Pathmark?

Obama coming to Pathmark?

help you find a job.

help you find a job.


hey why not?

hey why not?

Send him an e-mail.

Send him an e-mail.


He's busy right now.

He's busy right now.

He's got stuff to do.

He's got stuff to do.


like saving the war.

like saving the war.

And the economy

And the economy



the world.

the world.

Just his world.

Just his world.


his world needs saving.

his world needs saving.

All the lonely people, where do they all belong...Eleanor rigby

There's no sugar tonight

Sugar Sugar

sweet songs

sweet emotion

Aero bar

black smith

I don't think we are being idiotic enough to be worthy of this thread. Let's shave Sarah Palin's hair off and dye her scalp green!

okay lets do it!

I don't think we are being idiotic enough to be worthy of this thread. Let's shave Sarah Palin's hair off and dye her scalp green!


or her husband Todd.

What's a really idiotic thing you did when you were youngl?

What's a really idiotic thing you did when you were youngl?



so many to mention.

Mention a couple of them.

I can't think of any at the moment.  ???

It will come to you when you least expect it.

I posted in this thread

I posted in this thread

I replied to your post.

I replied to your post.


I replied to your post too.

This thread is a thread about nothing, can we make as much money like Seinfeld...a show about nothing?

This thread is a thread about nothing, can we make as much money like Seinfeld...a show about nothing?


nothing from nothing leads nothing.

and you got to know somethin , if you want to lead like me

There wa this guy on the bus yesterdsay, drinking from a bottle of aqua velva.

There wa this guy on the bus yesterdsay, drinking from a bottle of aqua velva.


EW! :P

EW! :P

I know...

you know what?

what?

WHAT?!

today is the day after yesterday.

very good Frank ;)

tomorrow is just another day.

tomorrow is just another day.

yes Scarlett.

yes Scarlett.


I don't give a damn.

I don't give a damn.

Rhett.

I am evil

I am evil

Evel Knievel?

no

Eve ill?

nope

Evil like this?

http://mondoglobo.net/images/evil-santa.jpg

Dr.Evil?

not Dr.Evil you idiot

yes Frank that looks a lot closer except the Santa suit

not Dr.Evil you idiot

yes Frank that looks a lot closer except the Santa suit

and the length of the beard...of course.

yeah, it's usually a little shorter, but not much:D     

yeah, it's usually a little shorter, but not much:D     

Maybe every second Wednesday after a full moon.

Don't remind me

I hate it when I cough all night

I hate it when I cough all night


*cough*

Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?


I don't know.

I don't, I just take the bus

I don't, I just take the bus

Another one rides the bus

I once offered to sing that to all the people that were in the loaded bus with me.

I once offered to sing that to all the people that were in the loaded bus with me.

Excellent!
You should sing my sadistic version of "You've lost that lovin feeling"

"You never feel your thighs anymore when I kick your hips
And there's such a mess when I saw off your fingertips
Your left kidney is bloodied and showing
And baby, baby you're going..
You've lost that living feeling...
Wo oh that living feeling..." ::)

he he  You know I use to ask parodists if they would like me to record something for them. I know I can still sing.   

Blood lost cause I'v ven veedin
Blood lost cause I'v ven veedin
Blood lost cause I'v ven veedin    And all is drawn drawn drawn

he he  You know I use to ask parodists if they would like me to record something for them. I know I can still sing.   

Blood lost cause I'v ven veedin
Blood lost cause I'v ven veedin
Blood lost cause I'v ven veedin     And all is drawn drawn drawn



Nice one. Karma.

I don't, I just take the bus


Me too.

I also take public transit.

reminds me Ive wanted to do a bus stop parody on Bus Stop.  never finished it so I dropped the idea.  Wonder if I still have it somewhere.

Bus stop dripping wet I'm waiting I had no umbrella 

something with someone walking with an an umberlla who makes me mad and a car that splashes a puddle of water on me.

I also take public transit.


much better than driving.

much better than driving.

Depends...

Depends...


The undergarment?

Howard

What do you want? ???

never mind

okety dokety!

yeah, that

My head hurts

My head hurts


my arm was spasming.

my eye had been a twitching from a sinus headache cold               




 

my eye had been a twitching from a sinus headache cold               




   


take some eye drops?  ???

Go and take some eye drops maybe is what Howard to me told.

Go and take some eye drops maybe is what Howard to me told.


maybe they were itchy.

He thinks maybe they were itchy and the drop might stop fretfuld

Orange juice circulate on

Orange juice circulate on

YUP, O.J. gets around

YUP, O.J. gets around


OJ Simpson?

OJ Simpson?

Mr Buffalo Bill.

can he come out tonight?

of the closet?

of the closet?


He's gay? :o

my head hurts too

My head hurts

my head hurts too


my mouth hurts just had gum surgery.

my mouth hurts just had gum surgery.

expensive?

expensive?


$350.00 each all 4 sides. which comes out to $1400 after it's all done.

$350.00 each all 4 sides. which comes out to $1400 after it's all done.

Yikes.

Yikes.


yes,yikes indeed.

yes,yikes indeed.

Do you have to pay for it all, or covered by a medical plan.

Do you have to pay for it all, or covered by a medical plan.


I have to pay for it all,you get what you pay for.

I have to pay for it all,you get what you pay for.

Sad to hear, that's lots of $$

Sad to hear, that's lots of $$


I know,for gum surgery.

My head hurts again

my gauze is falling out my mouth.

it rained all day and was overcast and yucky.  It's suppose to rain tomorrow but I'm hoping that I'll be able to see a little sunlight.

The combination is 12345

The combination is 12345

Got it, thanks.

but I forgot what it's for

but I forgot what it's for

I already have the million dollars. Keep forgetting.

I already have the million dollars. Keep forgetting.


I want that million.

I want that million.


I've already spent it on buying a Pathmark store. I'm your new boss.

I've already spent it on buying a Pathmark store. I'm your new boss.


:P

:P

As your new boss, I am eliminating 2 coffee breaks a day from you ( that way you only get 5, includes your unscheduled ones)

As your new boss, I am eliminating 2 coffee breaks a day from you ( that way you only get 5, includes your unscheduled ones)


Oh Crap!

Oh Crap!

;D

he he

Imagine if I was Howard's new boss. How much time would I spend in the fudge thread?  ;D

Imagine if I was Howard's new boss. How much time would I spend in the fudge thread?  ;D


plenty of time.

plenty of time.

We'd be #1 on the  boards!!!!
(just kidding Howard....just hope you like your new job...try to find some enjoymeny with it)

We'd be #1 on the  boards!!!!
(just kidding Howard....just hope you like your new job...try to find some enjoymeny with it)


the parking lot is pretty interesting.

the parking lot is pretty interesting.
A bigger parking lot?

A bigger parking lot?


yes about 11,12 lots. :o

yes about 11,12 lots. :o

Good, it will make you get to know the place and work hard.

Good, it will make you get to know the place and work hard.



the thing is,I can't get ALL the carts,that's impossible but what I do is to get the wagons that are in the lots,the outside ones I'll save them for elderly or whomever needs them.

the thing is,I can't get ALL the carts,that's impossible but what I do is to get the wagons that are in the lots,the outside ones I'll save them for elderly or whomever needs them.

Is it your job to get all the carts though?
Does Pathamrk want the elderly (or homeless) to walk away with the carts you don't get?

Is it your job to get all the carts though?
Does Pathamrk want the elderly (or homeless) to walk away with the carts you don't get?


There are shifts and someone comes in before me to sign in and starts work to get all the carts to collect that are far away.

There are shifts and someone comes in before me to sign in and starts work to get all the carts to collect that are far away.

So that means that, since they come in before you, no carts are left far away?

So that means that, since they come in before you, no carts are left far away?


a lot of them.

So the cartguy(s) aren't doing their job?

So the cartguy(s) aren't doing their job?


No,they do do their job,it just takes the rest of the night to get them all since the place closes at midnight.

So now that the Baseball season is over, no more free marijuana for the fans after San Fran hits a HR.

turkey season

turkey season

Duck season?
Rabbit season?

dirty skunk season

shopping cart season.

shopping cart season.

Shopping cart season? Shoot 'em all!!!  :D

Shopping cart season? Shoot 'em all!!!  :D


collect them all.

collect them all.

And set them on fire on Guy Fawkes day?  (haha)

get them get them got to get em all
gotta get them all
shopping carts

And set them on fire on Guy Fawkes day?  (haha)


NOOOO!!!  :o

Of course not.

I D I O T idiot idiot idiot  ?  i ate the ham                 

hi

Hello to all of you.

who's all of you?

who's all of you?

you.
(As an idiot, I see 12 people)  :D

I think you're confusing me with John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

I think you're confusing me with John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

It must be the dress he's wearing. Hard to see through Hurricanes and thunderstorms.

that's understandable

that's understandable

Anyone could make that mistake.

that's right

WRONG!!

Anyone could make that mistake.


that's right


WRONG!!

So...only you can make that mistake?  ::)

So...only you can make that mistake?  ::)



Yes we're allowed.