Nope,It wouldn't.

Guess I'm running out of good ideas.

Guess I'm running out of good ideas.



Yeah,I think you are.

Maybe if I stop running and slow down it would help.

Maybe if I stop running and slow down it would help.



yes it sure would.

How slow should I go?

How slow should I go?


very slow.

Like a sloth?

Like a sloth?


No,like a snail.

a snail or a slug?

a snail or a slug?


Well both.

Some day I'll get around to posting something.

I'm feeling bugged sliming up or down this real long strip

By the way, Did they say" I'm making real good bread" and if so what does that mean because ask. com didn't seem to know.  I've also gotten I'm making real cool friends for that line. I should go to the misheard lyrics section.

I tried today and I'll probably try again tomarrow, to see what vowel sounds I pick up if I can.  I never paid attention to or maybe never heard those lyrics.  I was born with hearing problems.  Another song  I'm not sure about it Magic Man - Heart

I'm thirsty, I want some beer

I'm thirsty, I want some beer



So you want to get drunk?

Never mind, put can I be a person again?

Never mind, put can I be a person again?


You already are a person,DUH!  ::)

I was a snail

I was a snail


what? in your other life?

Never mind

Never mind


Well ok then.

Hello, is there anybody out there? Just nod if you can see this. 

Hello, is there anybody out there? Just nod if you can see this. 


*nod*.

^ thanks

^you're welcome.

Wave my hands in the air cause I don't care
If anyone is out there then go head and stop and stare

My hands are getting sore now.

My hands are getting sore now.



Good for you.  :P

Now I can think about how sore my arms are instead of this deserted convention.

The day, convention, died
So now I'm snging
Why why has this thread seemed to die

I'm bored, my head hurts.  Should we talk about... talk about... talk abut movin?  who am I asking anyway?

you're just talking to yourself this thread died a long time ago.

Doesn't seem to be comming back either does it?  Maybe some other year.

^sometime next year.

May be

am I still the only one here?

I am so lonely
I could die

hello me

hi again

I'm a lone, oh Mamma Mia
I'm alone, It makes me soba
Don't leave me alone in this thread where I might be posting like a mare 

Can the Lunatics go to the Idiot Convention?"

I don't see why not.

Can the Lunatics go to the Idiot Convention?"


sure why not.

I don't see why not.

sure why not.

OK then, I'm off to the convention ;D

OK then, I'm off to the convention ;D


where is it being held?

yeah where?

We need to decide that.

We need to decide that.


Ok,where is it being held?

here?

here?


where's here?  ???

good question

where's here?  ???

I think it's wherever we want it to be.

I think it's wherever we want it to be.



and where do YOU want it to be?

then if so where do we want it?

then if so where do we want it?


Jenau,Alaska.  :D

we do?

we do?


yes we do *wink,wink*  ;)

we wink?

I'm going to be so cold

I'm going to be so cold


then wear a coat.

It may take two

you mean two of us to wear one coat? :o

yes that's exactly what I meant ::)

yes that's exactly what I meant ::)


that doesn't sound right.

You said it

You said it


Now what?

I don't kknow

wherever I am, I have become frozen.

me too.

Fear I am, stuck in the glacial with you

Cold as ice

Cold as ice

Good song :)

I need to warm up

Is the idiot convention in Vancouver with the lunatics?

Is the idiot convention in Vancouver with the lunatics?


I guess so.

The heat turn on
The heat turn o on

I feel better now

Wow! Uh! You know I feel alright! Huh! I feel pretty good y'all
Uh! Huh!

now what?

I think I'm alone

I think when I'm alone.

All day and all of the night?

All day and all of the night?

Except for every second Tuesday at 4:47 PM

http://www.principalspage.com/theblog/wp-content/uploads//2008/03/idiot.gif

^ did I miss it?

^ did I miss it?


I guess you did.

dam

There's always more idiot days coming up each April 31st.

There's always more idiot days coming up each April 31st.


There is no April 31st,Idiot!  ;D

There is no April 31st,Idiot!  ;D

That was my point Howard.

That was my point Howard.



Oh I guess I'm the idiot.  :-[

^ duh        http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/smilie%20forum/evilaugh.gif

People like to bang their heads against the wall, coz it feels so good when they stop.

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/smilie%20forum2/smiley_bang.gif

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/smilie%20forum2/smiley_bang.gif

Ahh..it stopped, I feel better now.

well I still have a headache

well I still have a headache


take aspirin.

^  no, it's sinus  related.  oil my ears, drink some warm tea, circulation

^  no, it's sinus  related.  oil my ears, drink some warm tea, circulation

Or keep doing this

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/smilie%20forum2/smiley_bang.gif

that is circulation

No,that's called banging your head.

^ what do you know?

^ what do you know?



I know.

What if chickens wanted to live inside the egg, and never come out.

What if eggs were always hard boiled?

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/smilie%20forum2/director.gif everybody! chicken dance on roller skates

what if everybody walked like an egyptian?

okay lets do that on roller skates

What if everyone roller skated to work?

What if everyone roller skated to work?

On ice, during a snowstorm

On ice, during a snowstorm


That would be fun.

That would be fun.

and blindfolded, on a freeway...

and blindfolded, on a freeway...



NO! Are you kidding?  :o

NO! Are you kidding?  :o

It's in the idiot convention thread...got to go idiotic..TO THE MAX

It's in the idiot convention thread...got to go idiotic..TO THE MAX



and let's be an idiot.

and let's be an idiot.

That might not be to much of a stretch ;D

stretch? http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/smilie%20forum2/weirdsmiley1.gif

stretch? http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/smilie%20forum2/weirdsmiley1.gif

For some of us to be idiots. ;D

For some of us to be idiots. ;D

Not me.

For some of us to be idiots. ;D


o

Not me.


So you're not an idiot? ???

maybe me is not an idiot, whoever that is

So you're not an idiot? ???

Yes I am

Yes I am



No you're not!

No you're not!

I'm not what?

I'm not what?


an idiot.

We're all idiots that's why we are here.(at the convention)

We're all idiots that's why we are here.(at the convention)


Yes, I am an idiot.

Yes, I am an idiot.


No you're not.

No you're not.

hey, idiots don't want to be told they aren't.

hey, idiots don't want to be told they aren't.

I'll admit I'm one.

I was an idiot yesterday.  :-[

I was an idiot yesterday.  :-[

Because you threw the guy's lunch in the garbage buy accident?

Because you threw the guy's lunch in the garbage buy accident?


I was cleaning the breakroom which co-workers like me doing because the maintainence guy doesn't do it at all and I saw crumpled up garbage assumed it was garbage so I threw it out by accident and he got pissed off at me so I paid him back for another round of Crab which cost $10 and then Him And I made peace afterwards.

I was cleaning the breakroom which co-workers like me doing because the maintainence guy doesn't do it at all and I saw crumpled up garbage assumed it was garbage so I threw it out by accident and he got pissed off at me so I paid him back for another round of Crab which cost $10 and then Him And I made peace afterwards.

You just make a mistake, that's all, not an idiot because of that. It's good you made peace with him.

You just make a mistake, that's all, not an idiot because of that. It's good you made peace with him.


Thanks.

idiot        idiot
id          id        idiot

oh, got Summertime in my head

The idiot song by Monty Python

How sweet to be an idiot
As harmless as a cloud
Too small to hide the sun
Almost poking fun
At the warm, but insecure, untiny crowd

How sweet to be an idiot
And tip my brain in joy
Children laughing at my back
With no fear of attack
As much retaliation as a toy

How sweet to be an idiot
How sweet..

I tip-toe down the street
Smile at everyone I meet

But suddenly a scream
Smashes through my dream
Fee-Fi-Fo-Fom
I smell the blood of an ass item
Fee-Fi-Fo-Fom
I smell the blood of an ass item
Hey you
You're such a peasent
You got as much brain as a dead ant
As much imagination as a cat outside

But I still love him
Still love you
How sweet
To be an idiot
How sweet
How sweet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cNsmt2YZXA&feature=related

Neil Innes. He was one of the Rutles too.

I D I O T it's the live for me

lets c what else?

Heads I win, tails you lose.

okay,  no wait a minute!

okay,  no wait a minute!

Heads I win, tails you lose.

Tails I win, heads will roll.

Tails I win, heads will roll.


Is that a good or bad thing?

Is that a good or bad thing?

Good for me, bad for everyone else.

where will we be rolling?

where will we be rolling?


on the river?

on the river?

Wherever I say  8-P

down the highway?

down the highway?


Highway to HELL? :o

in that hot rod lincoln?

Highway to HELL? :o

Highway to HELena, Montana.

Or Hell,Michigan. (not kidding that's a real city in Michigan)

I've been to Michigan, but not to hell.

Have you been to heaven?

do you have to go through hell to get there?

do you have to go through hell to get there?


Yes you do!

do you have to go through hell to get there?

Pete rose said he'd go through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball.

so you do have to go through hell, but if you wear a gasoline suit while going through you end up at the baseball field?

so you do have to go through hell, but if you wear a gasoline suit while going through you end up at the baseball field?

Now you're catching on.

(and catching helps in baseball)

so you do have to go through hell, but if you wear a gasoline suit while going through you end up at the baseball field?



and a gas mask.

Wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then...

I see said the blind man to the deaf woman who picked up his hammer and saw

Wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then...


What didn't you know? ???

I don't want to know

What didn't you know? ???

It's lyrics from a song "Against the wind"

I don't want to know


You never know.

^  uh I am so insulted  >:(

insulted? please!  ::)

yeah I'm just messin with you

There's a fine line between genius and idiot.

There's a fine line between genius and idiot.


what's in the middle?

what's in the middle?

Monkey?

monkey in the middle.

Who isn't an idiot?

Who isn't an idiot?


Donald Trump.

Donald Trump.

Ask Rosie about him, he's an idiot.

I am ann idiot

Ask Rosie about him, he's an idiot.


Rosie's one too.

Rosie's one too.


Rosie's 1 2

whatever

Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery.

thats old news

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/oo/wantedman.jpg

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/oo/wantedman.jpg

But if arrested in America, he'll get a $500 fine, that's  it  :D

But if arrested in America, he'll get a $500 fine, that's  it  :D


What about Luigi?

Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery.


and a salt.

But if arrested in America, he'll get a $500 fine, that's  it  :D


Yeah but my brother, John,  and I already found and took all the coins from the mushroom kingdom so he wont be able to pay.

has that blasted goldfish ever been caught?

goldfish....

or was it a silverfish?

Bronzefish.

this is bugging me now

I hate bugs.

I hate bugs.


I do too.

wahahahahahahahaha http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/himantis.jpg

did someone say plague? http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/HOPPER.jpg

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/TOPDRAGON.jpg
da da da da da   
da da da da da
da da da da da

This thread has gone buggy.

buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

To bee or no to bee

I'd much rather have two bees then a wasp

Here's a B and a B-
http://www.infoworld.com/infoworld/img/09FEdotNet-ch.gif

I got Dragon Flies on most my reports, but that didn't matter because the school was so wonderful and everyone got A's

http://especial.sapo.pt/beemovie/images/bee-movie.jpg

http://especial.sapo.pt/beemovie/images/bee-movie.jpg

Was there a huge buzz about that movie, Howard?

*BUZZ*

Are non-idiots allowed to post here?

That's a good question

Are non-idiots allowed to post here?


Who's a non-idiot?

Who's a non-idiot?

not me, not you.

anyone?

Buehler?

prepare for trouble? and make it double?

prepare for trouble? and make it double?

Double trouble? Zoinks!
http://www.lakesideamusementpark.com/scooby_shaggy_poster.jpg

I had team rocket in mind, but I like the word zoinks

I had team rocket in mind, but I like the word zoinks


ZOIKS!

not me, not you.


not her.

you talkin bout me?

Harry Nillson?

you talkin bout me?


No.

o k

I'm OK, you're OK, or is it I'm not OK you're OK or you're not OK but I'm OK at the OK corral...dang...forgot...

I'm OK, you're OK, or is it I'm not OK you're OK or you're not OK but I'm OK at the OK corral...dang...forgot...


Okey Dokey.

whatever

We have a nice sunset here.

We have a nice sunset here.


Sunrise Sunset.

Sunrise Sunset.

14 hours in between

14 hours in between



and now the sun has set.

and now the sun has set.

It's still here for 90 more minutes

It's still here for 90 more minutes


ours just rose.

Ours has gone on holidays today. It's cloudy.

Ours has gone on holidays today. It's cloudy.


partly sunny now.

What if we could eat clouds and is tasted like cotton candy.

What if we could eat clouds and is tasted like cotton candy.


I'd be full from that.

the next few days are going to be in the 90's

the next few days are going to be in the 90's

not here

well good for you >:(  :)

well good for you >:(  :)

We're at 60F. I'll take 15 of your F degrees so we can both be at a comfy 75

^ sounds good

not here


It felt like the 90's in New York with the high humidity. 8-P

It felt like the 90's in New York with the high humidity. 8-P

It's lucky to be 65 here. Waiting for summer heat...waiting...

It's lucky to be 65 here. Waiting for summer heat...waiting...


you got a few more weeks.

you got a few more weeks.

July is the warmest month, unless you are in the Soutern hemisphere.

August 

August 

September..

(dang, I thought this category was a month thread)

Um...

Yah, that's hot too

September..

(dang, I thought this category was a month thread)

Um...

Yah, that's hot too


September cools down a bit.

July is the warmest month, unless you are in the Soutern hemisphere.


blazing hot!!!  :o

can't be more then a 114

can't be more then a 114

That's a bad golf score for 18 holes.

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/smilies/golf.gif

FORE!