Gonna need a white wine soon as I finished this drink I have in front of me.

Where's the whiskey in the jar?

Where's the whiskey in the jar?


I think both Thin Lizzy AND Metallica had some earlier, but they left some for you.  Let me go get the Mason canning jars for ya.  It'll be just a moment....


Sorry, this is the best I could do.

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Apparently they put jalepenos in the second jar.  Some like it hot and some sweat when the heat is on...

Ah nevermind...I found a full bottle of Old Grandad here behind the bar...

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Let's have a drinking contest. ;D

Let's have a drinking contest. ;D


Having both Italian and Swedish heritage, I'd drink you under the table, my friend.

Having both Italian and Swedish heritage, I'd drink you under the table, my friend.
I would rather drink from a glass.

I would rather drink from a glass.


Obviously, sir. That's the sign of sophistication.

Unless I were looking to woo someone, I would never drink out of a lady's shoe, for example.

Obviously, sir. That's the sign of sophistication.
...or straight from the bottle?

Unless I were looking to woo someone, I would never drink out of a lady's shoe, for example.


I always thought that was kinda disgusting although it is romantic and stuff.  I just know how much feet sweat so....I think I'll pass on drinking out of husband's tennis shoe.  :P

Obviously, sir. That's the sign of sophistication.

Unless I were looking to woo someone, I would never drink out of a lady's shoe, for example.



What if you had to?

Step-chan vs Howard to a drinking contest....

Step-chan vs Howard to a drinking contest....

I'll get the Janitorial Staff ready....

I'll get the Janitorial Staff ready....



Why? Not necessary! ;D

Why? Not necessary! ;D


Do you remember what happened last time you drank heavily, Howard?

Do you remember what happened last time you drank heavily, Howard?


I'll probably end up losing.

OK, place yer bets!
Place yer bets!

*opens up Tote Board*

OK, place yer bets!
Place yer bets!

*opens up Tote Board*
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I'm thirsty 

I'm thirsty 
...pushing the Tote Board to one side.

...pushing the Tote Board to one side.
a cold bottle of water will do

a cold bottle of water will do
Who is the bartender today/tonight?

*slides a bottle of chilled water and a glass down the bar to rest in front of Badfiner fan*

I'll play bartender(ess?) at least until I go to bed.

Want anything Mr. Eno?

*slides a bottle of chilled water and a glass down the bar to rest in front of Badfiner fan*

I'll play bartender(ess?) at least until I go to bed.

Want anything Mr. Eno?
It is early morning here, so it has to be a cup of tea please.

Any particular brand or flavor of tea?  Anything in it - sugar, cream, lemon or any number of accompaniments?

Any particular brand or flavor of tea?  Anything in it - sugar, cream, lemon or any number of accompaniments?
A black Earl Grey please

*turns to the Star Trek replicator*  Earl Grey, Hot!

Sorry, I was channeling my inner geek.

*turns to the Star Trek replicator*  Earl Grey, Hot!

Sorry, I was channeling my inner geek.
cheers!

Hey, Patty-

I'll take a shot of MacAllan Scotch, please.

Hey, Patty-

I'll take a shot of MacAllan Scotch, please.


Coming right up

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I guess I should have asked how old you wanted it?  That stuff is pretty expensive as it ages.

Perhaps I should ask for your I. D. as well, mus'nt serve the underaged here in this fine establishment.  ;)

Do you remember what happened last time you drank heavily, Howard?



Did I end up in the ladies room again? ;D

Did I end up in the ladies room again? ;D


No, you ended up in the backseat of Philip's car.

No, you ended up in the backseat of Philip's car.
Not this Philip's car for I do not have a motor. The car belonged to another Philip.

Not this Philip's car for I do not have a motor. The car belonged to another Philip.


I believe it's Philip Marlowe's car......

I believe it's Philip Marlowe's car......
A-ha!

No, you ended up in the backseat of Philip's car.


What was I doing there?

What was I doing there?
We are hoping you could tell us.

We are hoping you could tell us.


I was in the Ladies Room then I wound up in your car,Weird! :o

I was in the Ladies Room then I wound up in your car,Weird! :o
Can you recall the time difference between the two?

Can you recall the time difference between the two?


No I have no recollection of it whatsoever.

*handing Howard a Jalapeno Hot Damn*

Hey Hawk, may I please have a Mike's Hard Lemonade?

*handing Howard a Jalapeno Hot Damn*



Give Me a whole jar of jalapenos and also a small bottle of fire hot habanero sauce. :o

Give Me a whole jar of jalapenos and also a small bottle of fire hot habanero sauce. :o
Excuse me while I keep my distance for the fire hot habanero sauce.

Excuse me while I keep my distance for the fire hot habanero sauce.


You also better stay away from the bathroom too. ;D

You also better stay away from the bathroom too. ;D
Keep the door open.

(Step-chan and Foamy do part of a Conan O' Brian segment)

Step-chan: Can you image driving 900 miles to reek vengence wearing a diaper?

Foamy: What was the name of the guy again?

Step-chan: Bill Oefelein.

Foamy: Amazing, he's been emailing my wife.

Step-chan: Well, I'm sure there is an innocent explaination for all this.

Foamy: Yeah, that creep is doing my wife, I'm going to end this right now.

Foamy: It's diaper time!!!

(Foamy puts on a diaper and walks off, Step-chan looks abit surprised)

(Step-chan and Foamy do part of a Conan O' Brian segment)

Step-chan: Can you image driving 900 miles to reek vengence wearing a diaper?

Foamy: What was the name of the guy again?

Step-chan: Bill Oefelein.

Foamy: Amazing, he's been emailing my wife.

Step-chan: Well, I'm sure there is an innocent explaination for all this.

Foamy: Yeah, that creep is doing my wife, I'm going to end this right now.

Foamy: It's diaper time!!!

(Foamy puts on a diaper and walks off, Step-chan looks abit surprised)


Reynolds1863 (formerly know as spaceace) hands Step-chan a wine cooler.

Did someone say wine?

Did someone say wine?


Hawk, I believe Phillip would like a glass of wine.

Hawk, I believe Phillip would like a glass of wine.
Is it white?

Keep the door open.



for what reason,It's going to be a "bad stentch". :P

*handing Philip a wine menu, to choose from*

*pouring a glass of Chianti Classico for himself*

Reynolds1863 (formerly know as spaceace) hands Step-chan a wine cooler.


;D

;D


Wine coolers always make you happy. :)

Wine coolers always make you happy. :)


Margarita wine coolers preferably.

*handing Philip a wine menu, to choose from*
It's upsidedown!

*politely cleaning Philip's spectacles*

No, sir, you just have dirty lenses.
And the Menu was not written in Bulgarian.

My glasses are ready now.

Could I get a glass of OJ?

Could I get a glass of OJ?
That is a good idea.

Margarita wine coolers preferably.


Okay, just don't start in with the Muppet imitations.

Hawk, could you please get him a Margarita wine cooler.

That is a good idea.


put some ice in it.

I could use a drink as well.  Doesn't really matter what, just something to make me...not feel too much right now (if that makes any sense).  :(

put some ice in it.
I normally do not take ice.

*handing Philip a smooth White wine*

*sliding a Margarita wine cooler down to Stap-chan*

*mixing a Headsplitter to Patty*

*handing Philip a smooth White wine*

Cheeers!

*clinking a glass of mead with Philip*

Skol!

*clinking a glass of mead with Philip*

Skol!
I will cherish every moment of this wine.

Hey,Where's my OJ? >:(

Who is the bartender?

Who is the bartender?



I don't know.

I don't know.
Is there anyone behind the counter?

Yup- Howard is.

Hey, Howard- while you grab your Simpson, please fetch me a Jade Amulet.

We will start an orderly queue and wait in turn for Howard's return.

*handing Philip a smooth White wine*

*sliding a Margarita wine cooler down to Stap-chan*

*mixing a Headsplitter to Patty*


:D

Step-chan starts singing to the karaoke machine

Baby, now I'm gonna get my message to you
And I hope that you believe in it, too
It maybe take some time
But all that's in your mind
You can make it come true

And it's crazy
That the people wait for someone who's strong
Even though they could do it on their own
'Cause everyone of us
Has a hero in his heart


So this is your time
You can take it
And love is no crime
You should make it

Whenever you feel you gotta go
Deep inside your soul
From zero to hero

So this is your life
You can live it
And if you feel love
Just go out and give it

Whenever you feel you gotta go
Deep inside your soul
From zero to hero


Maybe you've been falling deep in love with a girl
You're so happy, wanna tell the whole world
You better wait a while
Until you make her smiley
And you know she loves you too

Don't be lazy, gotta prove to her your love is so strong
And without her all you do is just wrong
She will be loving you
For the hero in your heart


So this is your time
You can take it
And love is no crime
You should make it

Whenever you feel you gotta go
Deep inside your soul
From zero to hero

So this is your life
You can live it
And if you feel love
Just go out and give it

Whenever you feel you gotta go
Deep inside your soul
From zero to hero


Take your chances baby
You can make it trough
From zero to hero
Just follow your soul

This is your time
You can take it
Love ain't no crime
So you should make it

This is your life
And you'll be living it
From Zero
This is
To hero
You're diggin it


So this is your time
You can take it
And love is no crime
You should make it

Whenever you feel you gotta go
Deep inside your soul
From zero to hero

So this is your life
You can live it
And if you feel love
Just go out and give it

Whenever you feel you gotta go
Deep inside your soul
From zero to hero

Wins a girls heart

I could use a drink as well.  Doesn't really matter what, just something to make me...not feel too much right now (if that makes any sense).  :(


Pattie, sorry to read you're apparently not feeling the greatest.  :(

This little lot should help numb your pain ...


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A 'scorpion'; 'zombie' & a 'mai tai'. That should numb just about anything !  :)

Karma may assist too.  ;)  :)

"I'll buy you one more frozen orange juice
On this fantastic day
We'll walk the sunny hills of Madrid
Laughing all the way"

Get me a Beer! *BURP*!

We will start an orderly queue and wait in turn for Howard's return.


I have returned.

I have returned.
An Orange Juice please Howard?

Yup- Howard is.

Hey, Howard- while you grab your Simpson, please fetch me a Jade Amulet.


What's that?

An Orange Juice please Howard?


sure,one moment please.

sure,one moment please.
I will wait

I haven't gotten my Mike's Hard Lemonade yet. :-\\

It is tea time now, where is the waiter?

It is tea time now, where is the waiter?


I'll go look for him.  I hope he's not hiding again.

It is tea time now, where is the waiter?




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Cut that 'jibba jabba' Eno ! Unless you want 'T' rammed down your throat !  >:(



:D ;D

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Cut that 'jibber jabba' Eno ! Unless you want 'T' rammed down your throat !  >:(



:D ;D
Without sugar please...

Without sugar please...



Without sugar? Why? That can only mean ... Eno's 'sweet enough already' !  :D ;D

Without sugar? Why? That can only mean ... Eno's 'sweet enough already' !   :D ;D
Indeed!

Indeed!


Known to his offspring as 'Sugar Daddy' !  :D

I haven't gotten my Mike's Hard Lemonade yet. :-\\


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Thank you Howard. :)

Since it doesn't look like there's a bartender on duty right now, I think I'll go downstairs and make myself a vodka/lemonade with lime vodka & Oberweis lemonade.....it tastes kinda' like a margarita 8)

This weekend is the Oktoberfest here in Dayton, so I suppose I'll be having some virtual beer with my virtual saurkraut and weinerschnitzel.  ;D
Starts tomorrow, so until then, I'll be over here in the Happy Hour Hottub soaking my sore muscles with a frozen Pina Colada.

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She'll be your bartender this morning,She came from Bellevue.

I will be happy when the kettle boils.

I could use a coffee.

I will be happy when the kettle boils.
The kettle has long since boiled, and I am going for another.

I could use a coffee.


1 lump or 2?  ;D

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She'll be your bartender this morning,She came from Bellevue.


I think Bellevue was a state mental hospital near where I grew up.  Poor girl has problems, eh?  ;)

I think Bellevue was a state mental hospital near where I grew up.  Poor girl has problems, eh?  ;)


Woulld it be ok if she shown a little cleavage? ;)

Woulld it be ok if she shown a little cleavage? ;)


Doesn't bother me any.    I don't gotta look at her.  ;D

Step-chan is so drunk he starts saying nonsense

Luneth: *Holding Hein's head* To be, or not to be, that is the question
Hein:AAHHH! BAD ACTING MY ONE WEAKNESS!!!! Okay, now it's not.
Refia (Scholar): His weakness is bad puns now.
Ingus: *To Hein* Agent Skully, where's Mulder?
Hein: AHHH NOT AGAIN!!!! Whew, that was close, you'll never know my weakness now!
Refia: It's bad singing now.
Arc: Holy Diver, you've been out too long in the midnight sea!
Hein:DAMN YOU LIGHT WARRIORS!!!!!!! *Dies*

*muttering in French, and dragging Step-chan to the big sink, in order to dunk his head*

I could use a coffee.
Use a coffee. What for? To wash the windows with.

Doesn't bother me any.    I don't gotta look at her.   ;D


Well you have no choice. ;D

*muttering in French, and dragging Step-chan to the big sink, in order to dunk his head*


Which turned into a tree branch, Step-chan used a ninja replacement technique in his drunken stupor

Hic'

Ah seen my elephand faht on tha side.....

falls down and dozes off

I think this is my fourth Mike's, wait maybe it's my . . .seventh. :-\\

I think this is my fourth Mike's, wait maybe it's my . . .seventh. :-\\


Are you drunk yet?

Are you drunk yet?


I have a slight buzz going. :)

I have a slight buzz going. :)


Here...

Have another on me.  :D

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Yo, Howard-

Howzabout a Gin Martini, sweet?

Are you drunk yet?
Drunk at this time of the day....

...never!

Drunk at this time of the day....

...never!


Phil  :o .... you haven't lived !  :P

Phil   :o .... you haven't lived !  :P
Never been drunk at 8am.

Never been drunk at 8am.


I'm sure you've got a good few years left to redeem yourself !

I'm sure you've got a good few years left to redeem yourself !
Drunk the night before oh yes...

Yo, Howard-

Howzabout a Gin Martini, sweet?



With a lemon twist?

Here...

Have another on me.  :D

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You just want to see me fall off this stool, don't you?  ;D

You just want to see me fall off this stool, don't you?   ;D




Sot!

Sot!


Howard, drink your gin.

Is there any cider still?