I could do with a beer right now!

I could do with a beer right now!


In the morning?

Aw,Have A beer anyway. ;)


I don't like beer.

In the morning?
It was 12:30pm when I posted the reply.

It was 12:30pm when I posted the reply.



So Your happy Hour is different than our happy Hour.

So Your happy Hour is different than our happy Hour.
...but it lasts the same sixty minutes.

...but it lasts the same sixty minutes.


Oh Ok I see,It's different in many countries.

Oh Ok I see,It's different in many countries.
Drinking around midday is usually called a liquid lunch

Drinking around midday is usually called a liquid lunch


To me It's just called "brunch".

In Honor Of Hawk's Re-License To Drive:

DRINKS ON THE HOUSE!

In Honor Of Hawk's Re-License To Drive:

DRINKS ON THE HOUSE!
I am off up to the roof!

I am off up to the roof!



We need a little Drifters music. ;D

In Honor Of Hawk's Re-License To Drive:

DRINKS ON THE HOUSE!



I'll take a rum coke.

We need a little Drifters music. ;D
Put the record on in the Juke Box.

Put the record on in the Juke Box.


How about an old 45?

How about an old 45?
It has to be an old 45!

It has to be an old 45!



Don't worry,I got plenty.

Don't worry,I got plenty.
Do you have Up On The Roof in your collection?

Do you have Up On The Roof in your collection?


No,My father has all the 45's from years gone by.

No,My father has all the 45's from years gone by.
Could you nip round to your father and ask for some, so we can pass the Happy Hour away to.

Could you nip round to your father and ask for some, so we can pass the Happy Hour away to.


Which ones do you have in mind,Phil?

Which ones do you have in mind,Phil?
I fancy hearing 60s, especially Louie Louie

I fancy hearing 60s, especially Louie Louie


No He doesn't have that.

Howard- I have discovered your Secret Identity.

................Or should I say, "Poomaster"?

Howard- I have discovered your Secret Identity.

................Or should I say, "Poomaster"?


Oh my gosh, I can't believe you just insulted Howard. :o

Oh my gosh, I can't believe you just insulted Howard. :o


Don't worry,He'll get his "just desserts"!  >:(

Don't worry,He'll get his "just desserts"!  >:(


Go for the knee caps and try not to leave bruises. ;)

Anyone drinking yet?

Anyone drinking yet?
Only tea!

Only tea!


The Long Island type?

The Long Island type?
Earl Grey for now. Harder stuff after dinner.

I just had a great pina colada.

i'll have a beer before bed.

I just had a great pina colada.

i'll have a beer before bed.
It will be beer tonight, but what time is the next Happy Hour?

Go for the knee caps and try not to leave bruises. ;)



No,his head! >:(

It will be beer tonight, but what time is the next Happy Hour?


5pm tonight.

Anyone drinking yet?


Coffee later.

Coffee later.
Tea now.

Tea now.


Enjoy your tea.

Enjoy your tea.
I do the best I can do under the circumstances.

I do the best I can do under the circumstances.


Isn't it too hot to have tea?

Isn't it too hot to have tea?
Tea is the best drink to have on a hot day.

Tea is the best drink to have on a hot day.


REALLY?!?!  ???

REALLY?!?!  ???
Let me explain.

For your bodily temperature inside is already hot, and to take in a cold iced drink will confuse the body metabolism, making the insides all cold, where a hot drink will not.

Let me explain.

For your bodily temperature inside is already hot, and to take in a cold iced drink will confuse the body metabolism, making the insides all cold, where a hot drink will not.


Oh,I thought you meant HOT tea,I misunderstood. ::)

She's my best friend best of all best friends
Do yuo have a best friend too?
It tickles in my tummy, she's so yummy yummy
You should get a best friend too

Happy Hour is on!

Happy Hour(s) - anytime I'm away from work, I'm happy. As for the real meaning of it, I never drink in bars - too expensive and a DUI is the last thing I need right now.

Happy Hour(s) - anytime I'm away from work, I'm happy. As for the real meaning of it, I never drink in bars - too expensive and a DUI is the last thing I need right now.
when I was young, I had too much Happy Hour and did get arrested for DUI and then Happy Hour was over  :(

when I was young, I had too much Happy Hour and did get arrested for DUI and then Happy Hour was over  :(


I've been through the same follies of youth. I never liked bars really, and now with DUI penalties closer to felonies on 1st offenses, drinking at home or a place I can stay overnight are the smartest choices.

I've been through the same follies of youth. I never liked bars really, and now with DUI penalties closer to felonies on 1st offenses, drinking at home or a place I can stay overnight are the smartest choices.


definitely the smart choice unless ya got a designated driver. the fines must be astronomical now.

definitely the smart choice unless ya got a designated driver. the fines must be astronomical now.


The fines aren't the killer: in Virginia, I think it's a mandatory 5 days in jail if you are over .15 BAC. Most people would probably lose their jobs with 5 days unexcused absense. There have been numerous bills introduced and passed in the past few years that really crack down on DUI. I heard talk this year of making first offenses felonies.

Fines are the easy part. Paying a lawyer, ASAP fees, and increased insurance can cost upwards of 20,000$ by the time it's all said and done.

The fines aren't the killer: in Virginia, I think it's a mandatory 5 days in jail if you are over .15 BAC. Most people would probably lose their jobs with 5 days unexcused absense. There have been numerous bills introduced and passed in the past few years that really crack down on DUI. I heard talk this year of making first offenses felonies.

Fines are the easy part. Paying a lawyer, ASAP fees, and increased insurance can cost upwards of 20,000$ by the time it's all said and done.
when I was 21, I served 9 days, asked my dad to bail me out & I guess he wanted to try to see if I'd learn a valuable lesson from it so he didn't help me. After my jail time, my fine was considered paid by the judge. I wasn't working so that's how the judge figured out how to even things up,  that bastard!  I partied like a mutha the day i got out  ;D                                1st time felony bill  :o  that's harsh! 

We need to have Happy Day! ;D

I am not thirsty yet.

I am not thirsty yet.


You could wait a while.

You could wait a while.
I am and will be waiting.

Don't Drink & Drive  















because if you drink & drive, you might hit a bump & spill your drink 

I cannot drive anyway, so I make up for it...

Don't Drink & Drive  

because if you drink & drive, you might hit a bump & spill your drink 




They say 'don't cry over spilt-milk' ... but beer? That's another matter!  :\'( :\'( :\'(

They say 'don't cry over spilt-milk' ... but beer? That's another matter!  :\'( :\'( :\'(
that's a tragedy  :\'(

New Additions:

For you health nuts, a "fruit juice" section has been added.

Step-chan has been accomodated with his own "Cat-girl" table.

Mr. Eno now has 24 Hour Tea established, for his convenience.

Howard has been confined to the Men's Room, and will have to put his nose in a corner, when he is in trouble.

AND! The "Trade Places With Any Fellow Online Member" Contest will start in 2 weeks!
The winners will receive $5,000 Virtua Credits (VC), to spend however they choose.

New Additions:

For you health nuts, a "fruit juice" section has been added.

Step-chan has been accomodated with his own "Cat-girl" table.

Mr. Eno now has 24 Hour Tea established, for his convenience.

Howard has been confined to the Men's Room, and will have to put his nose in a corner, when he is in trouble.

AND! The "Trade Places With Any Fellow Online Member" Contest will start in 2 weeks!
The winners will receive $5,000 Virtua Credits (VC), to spend however they choose.
Thank you for the new additions.

I will have a tea please.

They say 'don't cry over spilt-milk' ... but beer? That's another matter!  :\'( :\'( :\'(



or a tear in your beer.

Spilling beer is alcohol abuse...

...unless it's Rolling Rock, then you are doing yourself a favor.

Ok,Who wants another beer?

Ok,Who wants another beer?
Yes please, now is the right time for a beer.

Yes please, now is the right time for a beer.



In 5 minutes,Happy Hour returns.

In 5 minutes,Happy Hour returns.
It has been 10 minutes now, I can see the glass, but it is empty.

It has been 10 minutes now, I can see the glass, but it is empty.


Foster's?

Foster's?
That will do.

That will do.



glass or bottle?

I wouldn't mind a glass of white wine, but I think I should wait a few more hours as it's not even noon here!  :D

I wouldn't mind a glass of white wine, but I think I should wait a few more hours as it's not even noon here!  :D



5 hours ago was noon in New York here.

glass or bottle?
Glass please.

5 hours ago was noon in New York here.


I'm 6 hours behind you, Howard... :)

Glass please.
No a bottle, it will save on washing up

I'm 6 hours behind you, Howard... :)


Oh I see,time difference.

5 hours ago was noon in New York here.
It is 10 past 10 in the night here.

It is 10 past 10 in the night here.


10am or 10pm?

10am or 10pm?
At night, so it is pm

At night, so it is pm


Oh Ok,beer on the house.

Oh I see,time difference.


Yes...I'm in the last U.S. time zone!  :D

Oh Ok,beer on the house.
Thank you!

Yes...I'm in the last U.S. time zone!  :D


So if you're noon,It's 5 here?

So if you're noon,It's 5 here?


No, it hasn't reached noon here yet...and you are 6 hours ahead when on Daylight Savings Time!

Yes...I'm in the last U.S. time zone!  :D


You live in Hawaii?

That beer was lovely!

That beer was lovely!


What brand of beer do you ^ drink?

What brand of beer do you ^ drink?
I normally drink cider ( a brand called Magners, when it is available)

No, it hasn't reached noon here yet...and you are 6 hours ahead when on Daylight Savings Time!


This is confusing.

Another (hic) Corona please. :)

It is beer time again!

Another (hic) Corona please. :)



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May I have an Amber Bock and a shot of Cheri-Beri Pucker chilled, please?

May I have an Amber Bock and a shot of Cheri-Beri Pucker chilled, please?


What's that?

What's that?



Amber Bock is beer and Pucker is a lightweight liquor (only about 14% alcohol if that).  It is very sweet and comes in a variety of flavors-Cheri-Beri being my favorite.    :)

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Thanks Howard.

Amber Bock is beer and Pucker is a lightweight liquor (only about 14% alcohol if that).  It is very sweet and comes in a variety of flavors-Cheri-Beri being my favorite.    :)


Pucker makes me sleepy for some reason.  The watermelon is pretty good.  I usually drink it with sprite.

Pucker makes me sleepy for some reason.  The watermelon is pretty good.  I usually drink it with sprite.


I like it chilled for shots, but like it w/ Coke classic--makes a great Cherry coke, but you have to use quite a bit.  Haven't tried watermelon though.

I like it chilled for shots, but like it w/ Coke classic--makes a great Cherry coke, but you have to use quite a bit.  Haven't tried watermelon though.


The blue stuff is a waste of money.  You can't really do too much with it.  The green apple is okay.

Just drinking a glass of sparkling rose.

http://www.brightonandhovegreenparty.org.uk/images/Happy%20hour%202007-44-lr(c)%20David%20Gray.jpg

Where's the Leopard lager?

Where's the Leopard lager?
With the leopard?

I once read about Leopard lager.

Apparently, it's an English brand?

I once read about Leopard lager.

Apparently, it's an English brand?
It is a new one on me.

http://i15.ebayimg.com/07/i/000/a6/83/b17d_1.JPG

With the leopard?


No.  ;D

It has been knocking on to two months since we have had a happy hour, why?

It has been knocking on to two months since we have had a happy hour, why?


It hasn't been happy.

This is the second thread I've gone through now in 'show new replies to your posts' ... that I haven't seen for a little while ... the other being my 'R U normal' thread. Both back in the spotlight thanks to replies by dear Phillip.

Now I know what a postwhore supremo does when there's nobody else  about to correspond with. He replies to dormant threads.  ;D

Well Phil ... even for somebody with your prodigious talents ........ there's heaps of such threads here  to keep you very, very  busy  :D ;D :D

So are we happy again?

OK, people!

Let's look alive here!

-Mr. Eno: For your safety, we must ask that you refrain from sitting at the common tables.
The "Velvet Booth" has been promtly reserved for your use.

-Howard: Please remove the rubber chicken from the ceiling....no one ever got the joke!

-Step-Chan: Due to your rendition of "Tiptoe Thru the Tulips", all Nirvana songs have been temporarily removed from the karaoke playlist.

-Mr. Mister: You never got me that list of drinks you favor. Please submit them.

And! This upcoming Wednesday, we will be featuring '80s Night!

OK, people!

Let's look alive here!

-Mr. Eno: For your safety, we must ask that you refrain from sitting at the common tables.
The "Velvet Booth" has been promtly reserved for your use.

-Howard: Please remove the rubber chicken from the ceiling....no one ever got the joke!

-Step-Chan: Due to your rendition of "Tiptoe Thru the Tulips", all Nirvana songs have been temporarily removed from the karaoke playlist.

-Mr. Mister: You never got me that list of drinks you favor. Please submit them.

And! This upcoming Wednesday, we will be featuring '80s Night!


I hate that song, I'll play The Vaselines song Slushy.

Here we are again, The Beat Em And Eat Em Killers!!!!

(Crickets chirp)

Here's a song by the Vaselines, it's called Slushy.

1.. 2.. 3.. 4..

Long brown hair, eyes were green.
Prettiest girl I've ever seen,
And you'll never miss what you never had.
Oh, you'll never miss what you never had.

Long brown hair, eyes were gray.
Tried and tried to stay away,
And you'll never miss what you never had.
Oh, you'll never miss what you never had.

I do, I do,
I really miss you,
And if I'd only ask your name again.

Long brown hair, eyes were green.
Prettiest girl I've ever seen,
And you'll never miss what you never had.
Oh, you'll never miss what you never had.

Long brown hair, eyes were gray.
Tried and tried to stay away,
And you'll never miss what you never had.
Oh, you'll never miss what you never had.

I do, I do,
I really miss you,
And if I'd only ask your name again.

OK, people!

-Mr. Mister: You never got me that list of drinks you favor. Please submit them.

And! This upcoming Wednesday, we will be featuring '80s Night!


Waiter! Barman! I'm still waiting for my drinks ... as per this message ..  :(

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=7504.msg1310673#msg1310673

I wanted some  'Navy Grogs'; 'Zombies'; and 'Scorpions' .... just keep mixing them up until you run out of the liquor!  ;D

As for beer ... I love 'Chimay Blue' .. brewed by the Trappist monks in Belgium ... (one of the very best beers in the world) ... and at around 9% alcohol ... will soon have you on your ass!

When it comes to red wine .... well I'm easy to please here ... and since all  drinks are 'on the house' ... I won't be greedy ... I'd like a few glasses (make that bottles! ..... dozens! )  of Penfolds Grange Hermitage ...
say 1951 ... 1955 .... anything around there .... as I say ....  I'm easy to please!  :D

What? You've only got methylated spirits?  >:( >:( Can you make that a triple?  :D

Wednesday looks like it might be up my alley.  8) What do you have in mind, dear Wayne?  :)

So are we happy again?


somewhat.

Rum Coke,please.

For this time of the day, tea will do fine.

For this time of the day, tea will do fine.


make mine a hot tea,my throat is scratchy.

make mine a hot tea,my throat is scratchy.
I am going for a tea right now

I am going for a tea right now


I might go for tea later tonight.

Hey, Conner!

Two teas, one with lemon, a Yellow Zombie and a Union Jack!

......And get Howard outta the Ladies' Room, please!

Tea again please.

Hey, Conner!

Two teas, one with lemon, a Yellow Zombie and a Union Jack!

......And get Howard outta the Ladies' Room, please!


Oops sorry wrong room. :o :-[

;D

*delivering the tea with a flourish to the distinguished Mr. Eno*

it's 5:00 somewhere.
i'll have two fingers of tequila with a twist of lime on the rocks.

it's 5:00 somewhere.
i'll have two fingers of tequila with a twist of lime on the rocks.


Whoa. This is a change.

*feeling Belle's pulse, and temperature*

Whoa. This is a change.

*feeling Belle's pulse, and temperature*


it's raining and im home and bored.  just got the taste for something fruity.
:)

*pouring Belle a Richard Simmons*

;D

*delivering the tea with a flourish to the distinguished Mr. Eno*
Thanks, any chance of another tea?

Three requests!

*presenting Mr. Eno with tea and egg rolls*

Three requests!

*presenting Mr. Eno with tea and egg rolls*
Egg rolls, a pleasant surprise.

Well, that's how that works- with three, you get egg rolls.

*Depositing Oyster, Duck and Teriyaki sauces on the table*

*pouring Belle a Richard Simmons*


What's that? A New drink?  ;D

Step-chan walks in with the Cat Cutie Commandos in tow. ;D

What's that? A New drink?  ;D


She said she wanted something fruity.

What's that? A New drink?  ;D
Sounds like a drink I will be avoiding.

Richard Simmons' Sunrise Shake:



Ingredients:
    1.00 c Fresh strawberries (or
    -other -- fresh fruits
    0.33 c Orange juice
    0.33 c Dry powdered milk
    Ice cubes
    1.00 Strawberry; opt'l
    Fresh mint, opt'l

Is this it?^  ???

Richard Simmons' Sunrise Shake:



Ingredients:
    1.00 c Fresh strawberries (or
    -other -- fresh fruits
    0.33 c Orange juice
    0.33 c Dry powdered milk
    Ice cubes
    1.00 Strawberry; opt'l
    Fresh mint, opt'l

Is this it?^  ???
With plenty of shaking?

With plenty of shaking?


and plenty of Sweatin(To The Oldies)  ;D

*shaking head at Howard's recipe suggestion*

*shaking head at Howard's recipe suggestion*



What's wrong with it?

*Drinks a Fuzzy Navel*

Rum Coke for me and make it a double.

OK, Howard...one double Rum & Coke, heavy on the Coke...

And a rubber chicken on the side.

I would like a Snap-e-Tom on the rocks please

OK, Howard...one double Rum & Coke, heavy on the Coke...

And a rubber chicken on the side.


nix the rubber chicken. ::)

*pouring a Snap-E Tom on da rocks for Mike*

*replacing Howard's rubber chicken with a yambag*

*pouring a Snap-E Tom on da rocks for Mike*

*replacing Howard's rubber chicken with a yambag*



you and your yambags.  ::)

Hic, all th' kids will eat it up... iff it's packaged proberly!

*pouring a Snap-E Tom on da rocks for Mike*

why thank you my good fellow, just in time too  8)

*taking Step-chan by the collar, and dunking his head in the Melted Ice bucket*

I think I want another beer! *urp*!

need moar beer!

need a stripper!

if you need a stripper, y ou need a pole!

if you need a stripper, y ou need a pole!


http://regmedia.co.uk/2006/12/13/usb_pole-dancer.jpg

Wait here comes my stripper now. ;)

cute!

In honor of tonight's triumph, against overwhelming odds:

DRINKS ON THE HOUSE!

*bangs giant gong, concealed behind the bar*

In honor of tonight's triumph, against overwhelming odds:

DRINKS ON THE HOUSE!

*bangs giant gong, concealed behind the bar*


YAY! I think I will start with a sombrero! :D

*sliding a Black Sombrero down to Erin*

*firing off an Earl Grey w/double Bergamot to Mr. Eno*

*flipping on the Karaoke-5000, and loading Step-chan's favorite Nirvana song*

*pouring Carol's and Cat's favorite wines*

*passing a Havana cigar to Carlos*

*Slapping Howard with a large breaded salmon, for yet again peeking in the Ladies' Room*

*Slapping Howard with a large breaded salmon, for yet again peeking in the Ladies' Room*



hahahaaha.....LOL @ that image! ;D

hahahaaha.....LOL @ that image! ;D


We should have Patty or Jason do that on the "Many Faces Of Howard" thread.

*tossing off a Union Jack*

We should have Patty or Jason do that on the "Many Faces Of Howard" thread.

*tossing off a Union Jack*


uh oh...do we need to revive the "slapping a face with a fish" thread? ;D

Does anyone know how to make an Alaskan Polar Bear Heater?

Does anyone know how to make an Alaskan Polar Bear Heater?


ask and ye shall receive. ;) It sounds yummy, btw.

http://www.idrink.com/drinks/Alaskan_Polar_Bear_Heater.htm

ask and ye shall receive. ;) It sounds yummy, btw.

http://www.idrink.com/drinks/Alaskan_Polar_Bear_Heater.htm
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hahaha...no prob! ;)

thanks baby, you're ok  http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5mjsZtJGcC4BNw6jzbkF/SIG=12lb2c8jd/EXP=1188280428/**http%3A//filmfreakcentral.net/dvdreviews/jerrynuttyprofessorcap.jpg



Is this Jerry Lewis in Nutty Professor?  He was so cool in that movie.


Barkeep, can I have a glass of white wine?

Is this Jerry Lewis in Nutty Professor?  He was so cool in that movie.


Barkeep, can I have a glass of white wine?
you're correct Patty. It's from the 1963 film The Nutty Professor.  this pic is after the nerdy Jerry Lewis drinks the potion he made and turns into the obnoxious party animal Buddy Love in that awesome blue tuxedo and do you remember when he asks the bartender to make him an Alaskan Polar Bear Heater and the barkeep makes it according to Buddy Love's direction and then asks to taste it, and takes 1 sip and passes out  ;D 

Is this Jerry Lewis in Nutty Professor?  He was so cool in that movie.


Barkeep, can I have a glass of white wine?


Aah. My hero. A 'nutty professor'. Yes, that's J.L. in that movie.

As for your wine..


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"Sorry for the delay"  "Will this suffice for now, Madame Patty?"  :D ;D :D

*Slapping Howard with a large breaded salmon, for yet again peeking in the Ladies' Room*


http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid225/p62d69cc1e6b07d2bfa4c052e17ceb6a9/e7f528b4.jpg.thumb.jpg

Well...I'll give Howard the benefit of the doubt, since the ladies room sign is a bit ambiguous.

As for your wine..


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"Sorry for the delay"  "Will this suffice for now, Madame Patty?"  :D ;D :D



*sniffs the delicate bouquet, holds the glass up to the light to discern the color and clarity, takes a sip, swirls it around in her mouth*

Ah yes, my good man, an excellent choice!
;)

-LMAO-

Never have I had a laff like that!

*sniffs the delicate bouquet, holds the glass up to the light to discern the color and clarity, takes a sip, swirls it around in her mouth*

Ah yes, my good man, an excellent choice!
;)


Glad you enjoyed those!

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"Here's another four, Madame"  ;D

Glad you enjoyed those!

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"Here's another four, Madame"  ;D


oh my...this will take me all night to get thru, and I'm a lightweight drinker...maybe I'll just sleep here for the night.  ;D

Does this bar have a food menu?  I really could use a little bit of nibblies... Maybe some cheese, since it always goes when I whine....  lol

oh my...this will take me all night to get thru, and I'm a lightweight drinker...maybe I'll just sleep here for the night.   ;D

Does this bar have a food menu?  I really could use a little bit of nibblies... Maybe some cheese, since it always goes when I whine....  lol


Isn't Howard cheesy enough?

*handing Patty a Menu that looks suspiciously as if it were from Monty Python's Cheese Shoppe Sketch*

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid225/p62d69cc1e6b07d2bfa4c052e17ceb6a9/e7f528b4.jpg.thumb.jpg

Well...I'll give Howard the benefit of the doubt, since the ladies room sign is a bit ambiguous.



That's not a fish,looks like a sponge you're slapping me with.

Isn't Howard cheesy enough?
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid225/p91daa83a09febf4b0ab9d0cebb2168a7/e7f4c1fb.jpg.thumb.jpg
Why yes...yes he is PLENTY cheesy enough.  I just can't tell if he's any gouda or not.


*handing Patty a Menu that looks suspiciously as if it were from Monty Python's Cheese Shoppe Sketch*


Perhaps if I order this Venezuelan Beaver Cheese...



It's taken me 3 1/2 hours, but I've finally finished these glasses (hic) of wine (hic).  (I think I'm starting to slurrrrr my words) Does anybody know any English drinking songs?

OK, I'm finished being extrordinarily silly.  :D  We now return your thread to it's previously scheduled antics (now in progress)...

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid225/p91daa83a09febf4b0ab9d0cebb2168a7/e7f4c1fb.jpg.thumb.jpg
Why yes...yes he is PLENTY cheesy enough.  I just can't tell if he's any gouda or not.

Perhaps if I order this Venezuelan Beaver Cheese...



It's taken me 3 1/2 hours, but I've finally finished these glasses (hic) of wine (hic).  (I think I'm starting to slurrrrr my words) Does anybody know any English drinking songs?

OK, I'm finished being extrordinarily silly.  :D  We now return your thread to it's previously scheduled antics (now in progress)...


I'm sorry,that picture looks weird.

That's not a fish,looks like a sponge you're slapping me with.


Nope, this is what you are being slapped with...it's a piece of breaded fish (although I cannot verify that it is indeed a salmon).  It appears to be frozen though, so I do apologize for that.

http://www.fasslergourmet.com/skewers_burgers_files/image3751.jpg

I'm sorry,that picture looks weird.


The point was...that you were supposed to be made of cheese.  You are just lucky that I didn't put swiss cheese holes on ya.  I was going to...but then decided it looked too much like acne.  :-\\

Nope, this is what you are being slapped with...it's a piece of breaded fish (although I cannot verify that it is indeed a salmon).  It appears to be frozen though, so I do apologize for that.

http://www.fasslergourmet.com/skewers_burgers_files/image3751.jpg


A frozen salmon is good on a hot day.

The point was...that you were supposed to be made of cheese.  You are just lucky that I didn't put swiss cheese holes on ya.  I was going to...but then decided it looked too much like acne.  :-\\


Well at least you're trying. ;)

A frozen salmon is good on a hot day.


To do what with?  ???  I, personally, would not want to eat it frozen on a hot day,  I've never heard of a Salmon-cicle.  and..I'd never want to be slapped in the face with one either, (although I've probably ticked somebody off a time or two to deserve it.) (Nobody's perfect).

To do what with?   ???  I, personally, would not want to eat it frozen on a hot day,  I've never heard of a Salmon-cicle.  and..I'd never want to be slapped in the face with one either, (although I've probably ticked somebody off a time or two to deserve it.) (Nobody's perfect).


To Be Slapped With.

To Be Slapped With.


Might be missing a few teeth if that happened...got many to spare?  ;)


Bartender, I'm thirsty again, so...um...can I just have a glass of water with a slice of lemon in it, please?  *puts a dollar in the tip jar*

Connor- water for the lady!

Might be missing a few teeth if that happened...got many to spare?  ;)


Bartender, I'm thirsty again, so...um...can I just have a glass of water with a slice of lemon in it, please?   *puts a dollar in the tip jar*


No I don't.I need all my teeth.

1 1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz peach schnapps
2 oz cranberry juice
2 oz orange juice



Add vodka and peach schnapps to a highball glass over ice. Fill with equal measures of cranberry juice and orange juice, and stir.


Sex On The Beach^

How many Happy Hours have I missed?

How many Happy Hours have I missed?


Only a couple...your Earl Grey has been kept warm for you.

Only a couple...your Earl Grey has been kept warm for you.
Hopefully not well stewed?

How many Happy Hours have I missed?


You've fallen behind a bit. Still, we haven't forgotten you.

Waiter!

Some cider here ...  for my good man! None of that Earl Grey! He needs fortification for the long night ahead!



http://www.lymebaywinery.co.uk/images/large/cider.jpg

http://www.ifg.nu/ifgscrapbook/pictures0203/activities/cidertasting/cider.jpg

http://www.merrydown.co.uk/images/merrydown-cider-range.jpg

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/7/7d/180px-Cider-strongbow.jpg



Aah ... yes! That little lot might keep him happy for five minutes.

:D ;D :D

You've fallen behind a bit. Still, we haven't forgotten you.

Waiter!

Some cider here ...  for my good man! None of that Earl Grey! He needs fortification for the long night ahead!



http://www.lymebaywinery.co.uk/images/large/cider.jpg

http://www.ifg.nu/ifgscrapbook/pictures0203/activities/cidertasting/cider.jpg

http://www.merrydown.co.uk/images/merrydown-cider-range.jpg

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/7/7d/180px-Cider-strongbow.jpg



Aah ... yes! That little lot might keep him happy for five minutes.

:D ;D :D
Thank you, I will start making up lost time with the cider.

Hey, Alan-

Got any Leopard lager in there?

We seem to have had trouble with the importers.

Hey, Alan-

Got any Leopard lager in there?

We seem to have had trouble with the importers.


Hey Wayne ..

'Leopard Lager' ... ?  Never heard of that one.

Anyhow ... reckon this one's probably polished it off ....


http://www.debhoeffner.com/animals/leopard.jpg

I think you'll agree ... he looks a little 'hung over!'  :D


I'll keep my eyes out for leopard lager. Let you know if I 'SPOT'  any!  :P ;D

Such catty remarks!

Let me 'purr' you a drink!

At the Karoake machine

Step-chan: If you're going to San Francisco.....

Howard: Dude! I wanna take you to a gay bar. I wanna take you to a gay bar, I wanna to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar!

At the Karoake machine

Step-chan: If you're going to San Francisco.....

Howard: Dude! I wanna take you to a gay bar. I wanna take you to a gay bar, I wanna to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar!





I'm not GAY! >:(

I'm not GAY! >:(


No, you're not.

*patting Howard on the head, like a father-type figure*

Did you remember the Cream Cheese danishes from Au Bon Pain?

I am as happy as I can be.

I would like a Mimosa since it is 6 a.m. here.  I think that is what they call the drink that is Orange Juice and Champagne.

No, you're not.

*patting Howard on the head, like a father-type figure*

Did you remember the Cream Cheese danishes from Au Bon Pain?


Yeah,What about them?  ::)

I am as happy as I can be.


I'm pretty happy.

Still happy

I'm not GAY! >:(


It's a joke Howard, I got it from a fan flash of Naruto.

Is It still happy Hour?

It should be.

-Meh-

It was back then.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1052/553711949_1aadfae1d5.jpg?v=0

Wonderful....Howard's trying to turn this into an ice cream shop.

*pouring a Long Island Iced Tea*

Wonderful....Howard's trying to turn this into an ice cream shop.

*pouring a Long Island Iced Tea*


I want ice cream!

Oh, and a razzmatazz too.

Hey, Connor!

Two Irish coffees, a Mimosa, a Razzmatazz, and a Screaming Viking!

Hey, Connor!

Two Irish coffees, a Mimosa, a Razzmatazz, and a Screaming Viking!




A 'Screaming Viking'  ???

Is she screaming because of all the 'raping, pillaging, plundering ... and more raping' that she's suffering?  :o :o




"Hey!"  >:(









http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/BCP/BCP112/BCP012-27.jpg
>:( "why's nobody doing any of that to me!"  >:(

:D ;D

Hic, I swear to drunk I'm not god.

A 'Screaming Viking'  ???

Is she screaming because of all the 'raping, pillaging, plundering ... and more raping' that she's suffering?  :o :o




"Hey!"  >:(









http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/BCP/BCP112/BCP012-27.jpg
>:( "why's nobody doing any of that to me!"  >:(

:D ;D


OK, that does it.....more Scotch & soda, for that one!

Wonderful....Howard's trying to turn this into an ice cream shop.

*pouring a Long Island Iced Tea*


pour me one too. ;D

A 'Screaming Viking'  ???

Is she screaming because of all the 'raping, pillaging, plundering ... and more raping' that she's suffering?  :o :o




"Hey!"  >:(









http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/BCP/BCP112/BCP012-27.jpg
>:( "why's nobody doing any of that to me!"  >:(

:D ;D
How about this Viking?

http://www.pythonsite.de/differ/viking.jpg

How about this Viking?

http://www.pythonsite.de/differ/viking.jpg



I didn't know there was such a drink.

Step-chan starts up the jukebox

Dear Diary:

Mood: Apathetic.

My life is spiralling downward.
I couldn't get enough money to go to the
Blood Red Romance and Suffocate me dry concert.
It sucks 'cause they play some of my favorite songs
like "Stab My Heart Because I Love You" and
"Rip Apart My Soul" and of course,
"Stabby Rip Stab Stab".
And it doesn't help that I couldn't
get my hair to do that flippy thing.
Like that guy from that band can do.
Some days you know...

'I'm an emo kid, non-conforming as can be
You'd be non-conforming too if
you looked just like me


Step-chan stops it

What the, I could have sworn I picked "Take Me Home Tonight".

*shaking head, and tossing off a Bloody Caresar*

I want to be happy again

*tickles Philip to see if that makes him happy*

Bartender, can I have one of those obnoxiously fruity and frozen drinks with little fruit garnishes and a little paper umbrella please?  ;)

*tickles Philip to see if that makes him happy*
I'm happy for the moment

Bartender, can I have one of those obnoxiously fruity and frozen drinks with little fruit garnishes and a little paper umbrella please?  ;)


One Yellow Zombie, complete with the pineapple.

I want to be happy again


I want to be horny again. ;D ;)

I want to be horny again. ;D ;)


http://www.buddycom.com/animal/special/rhino/rhino.jpg
'Howard            ^  ..... the rhino'

:D

http://www.buddycom.com/animal/special/rhino/rhino.jpg
'Howard            ^  ..... the rhino'

:D


I'm not THAT horny. ;D

I'm not THAT horny. ;D
How about?

http://www.jerryswallpaper.com/unicorns/Unicorns_csg010.jpg

http://www.buddycom.com/animal/special/rhino/rhino.jpg
'Howard            ^  ..... the rhino'

:D



Possibly a good thing... ?!    :-\\

Else ... I suspect she might have a problem telling the tale ... of the 'tail' ....  ::)  :D

:D

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9iby545nOFGVQsB5zujzbkF/SIG=12tfhjeo6/EXP=1189277113/**http%3A//www.windycitynovelties.com/Epaysoft/prodimages/olddetail/HORNY.jpg

lol Moving on.

Bartender, can I have a Diet 7-up with a twist of lemon?

*sliding a 7-Lemon to Patty*

(sigh)
Howard....name a time when you're NOT horny.....

*sliding a 7-Lemon to Patty*

(sigh)
Howard....name a time when you're NOT horny.....


When I'm at work
Getting up in the morning.

;D

When is the next happy hour?

When is the next happy hour?


5pm tonight.

5pm tonight.
5pm in Ny or 5pm in London?

When is the next happy hour?


You're looking for the 'hair of the dog' after your birthday celebrations Phil?

:-\\ ;D :D

You're looking for the 'hair of the dog' after your birthday celebrations Phil?

:-\\ ;D :D


What you talking about? ???

It is a term for saying ... if you got pissed on wine/beer/gin/whiskey ... etc;etc;

Well instead of drinking water/coca cola, water etc;

Perhaps the thing most likely to cause you the least pain .... is whatever got you drunk the night before.

Probably ... your local 'wino' would agree!

:D ;D :D

You're looking for the 'hair of the dog' after your birthday celebrations Phil?

:-\\ ;D :D
It has not been that bad.

It has not been that bad.


Hey ... again you disappoint me Phil

Don't you EVER party??!

What did you do ... drink tea all day on your 50th?

Hey ... again you disappoint me Phil

Don't you EVER party??!

What did you do ... drink tea all day on your 50th?
I will drinking again tonight, tomorrow with friends, on Thursday with old work colleagues and on Friday on my son's birthday.

I am just pacing myself.

I will drinking again tonight, tomorrow with friends, on Thursday with old work colleagues and on Friday on my son's birthday.

I am just pacing myself.


On ......  ??? :-\\ ???





TEA!

(No doubt ....  ;) :D ;D :D ).

On ......  ??? :-\\ ???





TEA!

(No doubt ....   ;) :D ;D :D ).
..and it is black tea too!

..and it is black tea too!


BLACK tea!    :o :o :o  What a man! He doesn't care what the neighbours think!  :D ;D :D

BLACK tea!    :o :o :o  What a man! He doesn't care what the neighbours think!  :D ;D :D
...but something stronger later...