your girlfriend(such as mine)blabs to her co-workers about me and they ask "Does Your Boyfriend have A job"? And she says "I'm Waiting For Him To Get full Time".It's best to just keep the conversation to a minimum. ::)

you can't easily get to sleep at night?

...you hear a song on the radio that you really detest and you cannot be bother to switch the raido off.

people behind a counter tell you that you can save 15% off your next purchase if you sign up for a credit card so I changed my mind and threw out the application.

you can't think of anything different to make for dinner.

DYHIW people who do not return phone calls. We have been trying to get a hold of a plumber for the last week and called a few of them and none of them returned our calls.  >:( >:( >:(

And the cleaning crew was supposed to show up today and didn't.  >:( >:( >:(


Man, you just can't find good help these days.


Cat

DYHIW people who do not return phone calls. We have been trying to get a hold of a plumber for the last week and called a few of them and none of them returned our calls.  >:( >:( >:(

And the cleaning crew was supposed to show up today and didn't.  >:( >:( >:(


Man, you just can't find good help these days.


Cat


tis a shame you don't live closer..Chris' uncle is an awesome plumber!

there's a long line almost going out the door to the post office

when some flipping young girl cuts in front of me to ask the woman behind the counter to Dunkin Donuts "Do You have any smoothies"? >:(  ::)

...you catch a cold from your kids!  :P

...you catch a cold from your kids!  :P
...or flu from your own wife!

It's going to be another hot/humid day again.

...your neighbor from 2 houses away parks his big fat car in front of your house and leaves it there all weekend.

I hate it when strangers park their cars in front of my house! Because then people who are visiting us would have to park so far away.

your significant other doesn't want to make out anymore cause she has a cold. :(

your significant other doesn't want to make out anymore cause she has a cold. :(


How darned inconsiderate of her to get ill .. when she should be keeping you happy!  >:( :D

How darned inconsiderate of her to get ill .. when she should be keeping you happy!  >:( :D


Well,At least I kept myself happy.Robin is like my own Viagra.One look at her and my libido gos way up. ;D

Well,At least I kept myself happy.Robin is like my own Viagra.One look at her and my libido gos way up. ;D


Kept yourself happy  :o 


Something like  http://forum.pc-freakz.com/style_emoticons/default/wank.gif


???  :-X

You can't fall asleep at midnight then you can't stay awake at 3:00 in the afternoon.
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/15/sleepy1.gif

You can't fall asleep at midnight then you can't stay awake at 3:00 in the afternoon.
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/15/sleepy1.gif
you nailed this one Max.  so true

Kept yourself happy  :o   


Something like  http://forum.pc-freakz.com/style_emoticons/default/wank.gif


???   :-X


http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/downtown.gif

No,this kind of happy. ;D ;)^

You can't fall asleep at midnight then you can't stay awake at 3:00 in the afternoon.
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/15/sleepy1.gif
Exactly as I am feeling now!

you get so hungry you wind up eating a half a bag of Party Mix.

you get so hungry you wind up eating a half a bag of Party Mix.

Oh, that reminds me...I've got a full bag of Tositos in the cupboard and 1/2 a jar of salsa in the fridge.  It's 2:00 a.m., you know what I gotta do...

Howard, you're the devil!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/diablotin.gif

When couples say: "We're pregnant!"  Or "We're trying to get pregnant."

Don't know much biology, but I know enough to know "we" isn't the proper pronoun, unless it's two lesbians both going in vitro!

DYHIW...you know what it is you shouldn't do, and then you do it anyway

DYHIW... you check your voicemail at work and it starts with "you have 1 message, 1 of which has been marked urgent"  and then when you listen, there's no message because the doofus decided not to leave one, but marked it urgent anyways.

DYHIW... you go to post in one of the songs of the 60's, 70's, 80's, 90's A-Z threads and it's on letter Q or X  >:(

DYHIW you read something or try to learn something and you just can't seem to understand what they are saying.  It just rambles on and on and has no real point...much like this post.  :P

DYHIW... you go to post in one of the songs of the 60's, 70's, 80's, 90's A-Z threads and it's on letter Q or X   >:(
All the time.

DYHIW you read something or try to learn something and you just can't seem to understand what they are saying.  It just rambles on and on and has no real point...much like this post.  :P
All the time

All they talk about in the news is Brittney Spears and Amy Whinehouse. ::)

Oh, that reminds me...I've got a full bag of Tositos in the cupboard and 1/2 a jar of salsa in the fridge.   It's 2:00 a.m., you know what I gotta do...

Howard, you're the devil!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/diablotin.gif



I love to dip my party Mix in butter.

DYHIW you come in from getting the mail and your indoor cat runs out.



Cat

DYHIW it gets hot again after a nice couple cool days.  :(  I'll probably be complaining about the cool days soon enough.  Aren't I hard to please?  ;D

My girlfriend wastes my time by wanting to hang out for a little while at the last minute.Why couldn't she make plans with me last night,Why the second I get out of Burger King,I was famished and I haven't eaten anything since this morning so she calls me up on my cell and we hung out at some park for about 30 minutes before I started work while she ate her food and we made out for a little while.I guess It wasn't it that bad.She's worth the wait. :)

....you cats have fleas. :(

DYHIW it gets hot again after a nice couple cool days.  :(  I'll probably be complaining about the cool days soon enough.  Aren't I hard to please?  ;D



"Freezing my ass off!"  :\'(
http://umsis.miami.edu/~mlago/first%20page_files/image010.jpg
Roll on summer!  >:(









"Hi! I'm Steve Miller"
http://photo.sing365.com/music/picture.nsf/Steve-Miller-photo/48256C71003578A248256A62002DDE1E/$file/steve+miller.jpg
'Abracadabra' "it is now summer!"







http://www.loyalsockanimal.com/_borders/heatst1.jpg

http://www.thetenniscoach.com.au/images/heat.jpg
"I heat up ... I can't cool down ..."

http://www.bilkent.edu.tr/~bilheal/aykonu/AY2002/August2002/sicakc2.gif
"Damned heat! Roll on winter!"  >:(




Yes ... maybe those seasons are too extreme. We'd be happy if it was spring all year .. probably.  :-\\


Yes! Roll on spring!  8) 8)

















http://www.allergycapital.com.au/Images/Conjunct.jpeg
http://www.uihealthcare.com/reports/internalmedicine/images/010827allergies.inside.jpg
"Spring?!" "I always suffer from hayfever in spring! Roll on autumn (fall)."  >:(


Yes! That sounds better.






















"Frigging leaves everywhere. Rake!, rake!, rake! ..."
http://www.gardeners.com/on/demandware.static/WFS/Sites-Gardeners-Site/Sites-Gardeners/en_US/Articles/Gardening/Content/leafyyard2.jpg
"Roll on spring!"  >:(




























"Up here .. I don't have to worry about any of that! I'm smart!"  :P :P :P
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/88/Astronaut-EVA.jpg/600px-Astronaut-EVA.jpg
"Oh dear!"  "My diapers full!" "Wish I was back on Earth!"  :\'(














http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50168676/Life_Size_Skeleton.jpg
"Me?" "All my worries are over!"  8)



"Why else do you think it's called 'resting in peace!'  ???  :P
:D ;D :D

;D ;D ;D You are too funny

;D ;D ;D You are too funny


Thank you, Patty!  :) 8) I try. You wouldn't believe how much time assembling /arranging  that stuff ^ takes me.  :-[  Always longer than I anticipated ... after forming some kind of idea.  :-X ... which gets moulded / flys off on different tangents along the way.  ;D

Thank you, Patty!  :) 8) I try. You wouldn't believe how much time assembling /arranging  that stuff ^ takes me.  :-[  Always longer than I anticipated ... after forming some kind of idea.  :-X ... which gets moulded / flys off on different tangents along the way.  ;D


Oh I can sympathize.  Whenever I come up with new ideas about photoshopping either Carlos or Howard, first it takes me awhile to even find a picture that I can edit.  Then I get distracted and read some webpages containing said pictures, then when I finally get around to doing the photo edits themselves, I will decide then whether to put it as an attachment or in my online photo album...which is sometimes down for maintenance.  Sometimes a bit of a challenge, but just know that I appreciate all of your efforts at humor.  :)


DYHIW the magic fairies that you'd hope would come and clean your house for you...never show up?  I need to get a good manic phase going so that I can become a cleaning tornado....  ah...who am I kidding?  It's not gonna happen anytime soon.  ;D

"Freezing my ass off!"  :\'(
http://umsis.miami.edu/~mlago/first%20page_files/image010.jpg
Roll on summer!  >:(









"Hi! I'm Steve Miller"
http://photo.sing365.com/music/picture.nsf/Steve-Miller-photo/48256C71003578A248256A62002DDE1E/$file/steve+miller.jpg
'Abracadabra' "it is now summer!"







http://www.loyalsockanimal.com/_borders/heatst1.jpg

http://www.thetenniscoach.com.au/images/heat.jpg
"I heat up ... I can't cool down ..."

http://www.bilkent.edu.tr/~bilheal/aykonu/AY2002/August2002/sicakc2.gif
"Damned heat! Roll on winter!"  >:(




Yes ... maybe those seasons are too extreme. We'd be happy if it was spring all year .. probably.  :-\\


Yes! Roll on spring!   8) 8)

















http://www.allergycapital.com.au/Images/Conjunct.jpeg
http://www.uihealthcare.com/reports/internalmedicine/images/010827allergies.inside.jpg
"Spring?!" "I always suffer from hayfever in spring! Roll on autumn (fall)."  >:(


Yes! That sounds better.






















"Frigging leaves everywhere. Rake!, rake!, rake! ..."
http://www.gardeners.com/on/demandware.static/WFS/Sites-Gardeners-Site/Sites-Gardeners/en_US/Articles/Gardening/Content/leafyyard2.jpg
"Roll on spring!"  >:(




























"Up here .. I don't have to worry about any of that! I'm smart!"  :P :P :P
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/88/Astronaut-EVA.jpg/600px-Astronaut-EVA.jpg
"Oh dear!"  "My diapers full!" "Wish I was back on Earth!"  :\'(














http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50168676/Life_Size_Skeleton.jpg
"Me?" "All my worries are over!"  8)



"Why else do you think it's called 'resting in peace!'  ???  :P
:D ;D :D






Very funny,you're too much. ;D

I have to work on Labor Day. ::)

"Freezing my ass off!"  :\'(
http://umsis.miami.edu/~mlago/first%20page_files/image010.jpg
Roll on summer!  >:(









"Hi! I'm Steve Miller"
http://photo.sing365.com/music/picture.nsf/Steve-Miller-photo/48256C71003578A248256A62002DDE1E/$file/steve+miller.jpg
'Abracadabra' "it is now summer!"







http://www.loyalsockanimal.com/_borders/heatst1.jpg

http://www.thetenniscoach.com.au/images/heat.jpg
"I heat up ... I can't cool down ..."

http://www.bilkent.edu.tr/~bilheal/aykonu/AY2002/August2002/sicakc2.gif
"Damned heat! Roll on winter!"  >:(




Yes ... maybe those seasons are too extreme. We'd be happy if it was spring all year .. probably.  :-\\


Yes! Roll on spring!  8) 8)

















http://www.allergycapital.com.au/Images/Conjunct.jpeg
http://www.uihealthcare.com/reports/internalmedicine/images/010827allergies.inside.jpg
"Spring?!" "I always suffer from hayfever in spring! Roll on autumn (fall)."  >:(


Yes! That sounds better.






















"Frigging leaves everywhere. Rake!, rake!, rake! ..."
http://www.gardeners.com/on/demandware.static/WFS/Sites-Gardeners-Site/Sites-Gardeners/en_US/Articles/Gardening/Content/leafyyard2.jpg
"Roll on spring!"  >:(




























"Up here .. I don't have to worry about any of that! I'm smart!"  :P :P :P
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/88/Astronaut-EVA.jpg/600px-Astronaut-EVA.jpg
"Oh dear!"  "My diapers full!" "Wish I was back on Earth!"  :\'(














http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50168676/Life_Size_Skeleton.jpg
"Me?" "All my worries are over!"  8)



"Why else do you think it's called 'resting in peace!'  ???  :P
:D ;D :D







Well, Jane, it just goes to show ya, it's ALWAYS somethin'.





Cat

I have to work on Labor Day. ::)
Do you get paid extra for working holidays?

Do you get paid extra for working holidays?


I think we do,I'm not sure about that.

I have to work on Labor Day. ::)
Do you still get another day off in leiu?

Do you still get another day off in leiu?



My usual day offs are tomorrow and Friday.

My usual day offs are tomorrow and Friday.
Then you get paid extra for working on Labour Day?

Then you get paid extra for working on Labour Day?



I'm not sure about that,I think us cart collectors do.

I'm not sure about that,I think us cart collectors do.
Make sure, before you start work.

guys or girls bring their laptops and cellphones on the city buses and I find it very distracting sometimes when a person has his/her laptop opened up and you have nothing else to do but stare at that person's screen. >:(

guys or girls bring their laptops and cellphones on the city buses and I find it very distracting sometimes when a person has his/her laptop opened up and you have nothing else to do but stare at that person's screen. >:(
You always begin to wonder what can be contained in the laptop?

You always begin to wonder what can be contained in the laptop?


You feel like staring but you shouldn't.

You feel like staring but you shouldn't.
It is not your fault that someone else's laptop is all on display.

It is not your fault that someone else's laptop is all on display.


It's their fault. >:(

It's their fault. >:(
The longer the Laptop is on, the sooner the batteries will run out.

...your computer spontaneously turns itself off and you have to restart it.

...your computer spontaneously turns itself off and you have to restart it.


Mine used to do it too. :o

...your computer spontaneously turns itself off and you have to restart it.
Power surge?

you have to sit and wait for an important phone call?

DYHIW...you're grooving to a good song and someone walks up to you and wants to talk about meaningless dribble

DYHIW...you're grooving to a good song and someone walks up to you and wants to talk about meaningless dribble

happens all day

happens all day
I hate that, I even have my headphones on, pretty much a good visual that I'm incommunicado  ;D
am I behaving anti-socially  ???

I hate that, I even have my headphones on, pretty much a good visual that I'm incommunicado  ;D
am I behaving anti-socially  ???


while talking online with people that share your interests... ;D

sometimes you just gotta tune out.

while talking online with people that share your interests... ;D

sometimes you just gotta tune out.
I totally tune out, but am still able to do my work. I think I may be rude though, because sometimes when I'm working and listening to my music on headphones so loud,  i can't hear people around me talking. & it may seem like I'm ignoring them purposely if they talk to me. I also sometimes don't even raise my eyes to look at certain people if they walk up to my desk until I feel like they've waited long enough for my response  ::) 

DYHIW...you take your kids out for ice cream and there are a bunch of unruly kids and their mothers are ignoring them.

buses become crowded again.  ::) >:(

DYHIW...a water main breaks and you haven't had water since 6 this morning?  >:(

when you drink hot coffee and you start to perspire again? :P

when you drink hot coffee and you start to perspire again? :P
...even when it happens after eating food.

...even when it happens after eating food.


Or a big meal.

Or a big meal.
...hot spicy food?

or if you are just sitting there working on your computer, minding your own business and you get hot flashes...

or if you are just sitting there working on your computer, minding your own business and you get hot flashes...
It is understandable in hot weather.

someone thinks people don't have limitations?

...no food is ready, you have to cook yourself and that you are hungry.

...no food is ready, you have to cook yourself and that you are hungry.


...no food is ready, you have to cook yourself and other people...  lol and that you are hungry.  ;D

you're hungry, but you had that leftover spaghetti four nights and just can't bear the thought of having it again

you're hungry, but you had that leftover spaghetti four nights and just can't bear the thought of having it again
If it was leftover meat, you could at least have it in a sandwich.

you have to go out in this wet weather. :(

....you are really hungry for something...then you give yourself a decent size portion of it...and then all of a sudden you get sick of it and can't eat it? :D

you come home drenched from this wet weather.

Someone splits hairs with you over a matter that can be resolved so simply?

I have to work especially on Yom Kippur.

you just feel blah...even though you have lots of projects to keep you busy you just don't have...the energy to get started on anything

you're full from eating but then you still want more?

I have to work especially on Yom Kippur.
Claim for an extra day off?

Claim for an extra day off?


No,can't do that.They won't allow me to take anymore time off,I have to work.

No,can't do that.They won't allow me to take anymore time off,I have to work.
In that case, try and discretely do as little as possible.

In that case, try and discretely do as little as possible.


I'll do my best.

I'll do my best.
If you have to be at one particular point, take a longer route to get there.

...your computer doesn't have connectivity to the internet

after 12 years,my brother still gets mail. ::)

...you go for a walk, and you legs end end tired.

...when you cannot locate a particular thread.

I read about horses getting killed in NYC.

You take a road trip, and it turns out to be a bust?

You take a road trip, and it turns out to be a bust?


You got fined for something? Speeding? Or being on speed? Or? ..... or? .... or? ....

DYHIW...you run out of time to do everything you wanna do?

you have to go the bathroom 2 times. :P

...you get back to your car and find out that someone has scratched the paint off of the driver's door >:( :P

when it feels like summer for the first day of Fall.

when it feels like summer for the first day of Fall.



yes...I absolutely hate that. I wish fall would last longer...I hate when summer lingers on. :(

yes...I absolutely hate that. I wish fall would last longer...I hate when summer lingers on. :(


Saturday is the first day of Fall,starts 556am and it's going to be 85 degrees. :P

...you are completely out of of coffee  >:(

You move to your new place to find ...

The microwave oven you just purchased doesn't work / is faulty

The roof antenna you're dying to check out ... you can't because on the lead that connects to your tv .... you have a 'male to female' connector instead of the more unusual 'male to male' ...

The air-bed your friend lent you deflates itself every few hours!

You find that your friends who helped you pack, stuck in items that you needed to leave behind.



Apart from that ..... everything's perfect  ::)

...you are completely out of of coffee  >:(
That would kill me.....
when you drink hot coffee and you start to perspire again? :P
Howard, have you ever asked your doctor about Drysol?  It's a prescription antiperspirant/deodorant that basically stops you from sweating excessively...

...you are completely out of of coffee  >:(
Stay away from me if that happens. LOL.  :o

That would kill me.....Howard, have you ever asked your doctor about Drysol?  It's a prescription antiperspirant/deodorant that basically stops you from sweating excessively...


No,Does That work Mama?  ???

You're on the bus full of teenage kids from school and the bus driver says that she's not moving the bus if you people don't move to the back of the bus. ::)

...you know you need more sleep, but would rather stay up

...your computer goes all funny and then takes ages to load in the page you requested.

When this  bloke  http://www.inthe00s.com/avatars_custom/avatar_365.png appears to have taken your weather joke a bit too personally (?) .... (?).  :-X  :-\\

When this  bloke  http://www.inthe00s.com/avatars_custom/avatar_365.png appears to have taken your weather joke a bit too personally (?) .... (?).  :-X  :-\\
You have to remember that the weather is a serious subject in the UK

A-ha! ..  that maybe so ... however ... this bloke seems to remember the 'incident' that has preyed on my mind .....

You move to your new place to find ...

The microwave oven you just purchased doesn't work / is faulty

The roof antenna you're dying to check out ... you can't because on the lead that connects to your tv .... you have a 'male to female' connector instead of the more unusual 'male to male' ...

The air-bed your friend lent you deflates itself every few hours!

You find that your friends who helped you pack, stuck in items that you needed to leave behind.



Apart from that ..... everything's perfect   ::)


aaprt from the not so good stuff, congrats on the new pad Al.


That would kill me.
I agreed Mama_K! the lack of coffee is a serious threat not to be taken lightly. I've replenished my supply so no more worries

A-ha! ..  that maybe so ... however ... this bloke seems to remember the 'incident' that has preyed on my mind .....
Incident?

Don't you hate it when you walk pass an excellent restaurant and you are not hungry?

aaprt from the not so good stuff, congrats on the new pad Al.


All true Mike. I can't believe  though .... that having since got the lead ('male' to 'male')  that the connection through my communal roof antenna .... which I presume is on the 29th floor ... is actually worse than the 'low rise' 3rd floor' (I'm on the 6th/ higher) floor building that I used to live on .... just a few miles away !  Virtually all channels I get are ..... sh!t! .......... and ... is the case ..... using my previous antenna too!  :(

However ... there's too much good that outweighs the bad ............ 'for sure' !  :)

No,Does That work Mama?  ???
It has for the couple of people I know who have used it....

All true Mike. I can't believe  though .... that having since got the lead ('male' to 'male')  that the connection through my communal roof antenna .... which I presume is on the 29th floor ... is actually worse than the 'low rise' 3rd floor' (I'm on the 6th/ higher) floor building that I used to live on .... just a few miles away !  Virtually all channels I get are ..... sh!t! .......... and ... is the case ..... using my previous antenna too!  :(

However ... there's too much good that outweighs the bad ............ 'for sure' !  :)
Look at the plus side......you'll have more time to post here :D

Look at the plus side......you'll have more time to post here :D



Hey you're right ! That's a plus for me ! Is it a plus for you / everyone else ?  ???  :-\\





































"Hey!" ....  >:(



<- This way to 'inthe00s.com'    http://atom.smasher.org/streetparty/streetparty.jpg.php?l1='Warning ! Warning!'&l2='Mr. Mister' &l3=is posting&l4=this way out ! ->


....  "come back ! "  >:(

"Please ! Please ! Everybody .... come back."  :\'( :\'( :\'(










:D

people are still getting "free rides" when buses are crowded.This has to stop cause if the buses are crowded,wait for another one,It makes people uncomfortable! >:(

...you go to fart and it's diarrhea

^^^  ewww.  A little TMI there.  ;D

DYHIW Your husband's back is messed up and he is in severe pain, he thinks because of the car accident last night.  We can't get him in to see his doctor for 3 weeks, so we'll be going to the emergency room tomorrow morning.  He screams in pain when he moves around so it's pretty bad. 

I would make a lousy nurse though.  Just not in my nature.  I don't know why that is, I don't know what is wrong with me.

^^ I do not wish to know!

...you go to fart and it's diarrhea



Yeah,that's happened to me. :P

...you go to fart and it's diarrhea


DYHIW You are still congested from a cold and you laugh so hard you can't breathe and you start to cough and it takes you a couple of minutes to catch your breath.

it's 85 degrees in October! >:(

it's 85 degrees in October! >:(
You just want to put your warm winter jacket on?

DYHIW You are still congested from a cold and you laugh so hard you can't breathe and you start to cough and it takes you a couple of minutes to catch your breath.
sorry Dannoota  :-
^^^  ewww.  A little TMI there.   ;D

sorry about the tmi, but was said purely for comedy



Yeah,that's happened to me. :P
tmi  :o

You have a migraine and all you want to do is crawl in bed and hide, but you can't because you have kids to take care of, laundry to do (which may just have to wait) as well as 2 papers :(

You just want to put your warm winter jacket on?


Yeah,I'm tired of wearing short sleeves. :(

...you cannot remember the title to a piece of music.

...you cannot remember the title to a piece of music.
yes, I hate that

...you cannot remember a song title ^  and you could look it up, but you're stubborn and want to try to remember  ;D

yes, I hate that

...you cannot remember a song title ^  and you could look it up, but you're stubborn and want to try to remember  ;D
I prided myself on my knowledge of classical music and that was what happened earlier.

DYHIW you have had hot flash after hot flash after hot flash for the last 3 or 4 days. Those fans in Mr. Mister's sig line look REALLY good right now.



Cat

yes, I hate that

...you cannot remember a song title ^  and you could look it up, but you're stubborn and want to try to remember  ;D


Must be a man thing.  Hubby did the exact same thing the other day.  Worried and worried about this song title or movie title (can't remember which now) and I said, I'll look it up when I get home.  He said, "But I want to remember it myself!"

Sometimes I just don't understand the opposite sex.  ;D

I'm on the bus and I'm trying to get the hell off and I'm stuck between 2 guys,a baby carriage in the aisle,screaming baby,my phone and newspaper drops then I wind up missing the next bus going home! >:(

Must be a man thing.  Hubby did the exact same thing the other day.  Worried and worried about this song title or movie title (can't remember which now) and I said, I'll look it up when I get home.  He said, "But I want to remember it myself!"


Sometimes I just don't understand the opposite sex.  ;D




Hi Pattie. I've just been reading 'how to lose friends, and piss off the opposite sex'. So ... time to flex my new found muscles!  8)

You see Pattie, it's like this. Well, men are logical, women aren't. We leave the toilet seat up ... perfectly logical to us!  :o  If we find it down .. we don't complain about it! Well, I could go on with a load of examples ... but this song below encapsulates a lot of truths!




http://content7.flixster.com/photo/85/24/80/8524805_tmb.jpg http://content7.flixster.com/photo/85/24/79/8524793_tmb.jpg

A Hymn to Him


What in all of Heaven could have prompted her to go?
After such a triumph at the ball
What could have depressed her?
What could have possessed her?
I cannot understand the wretch at all

Women are irrational, that's all there is to that
Their heads are full of cotton, hay and rags
They're nothing but exasperating, irritating, vacillating
Calculating, agitating, maddening, and infuriating hags  :o :o :o

Why can't a woman be more like man?
Men are so honest, so thoroughly square
Eternally noble, historically fair
Who when you win will always give your back a pat
Why can't a woman be like that?

Why does every one do what the others do?
Can't a woman learn to use her head?
Why do they do everything their mothers do?
Why don't they grow up like their father instead?

Why can't a woman take after a man?
Men are so pleasant, so easy to please
Whenever you're with them you're always at ease
Would you be slighted if I didn't speak for hours?
Of course not!
Would you be livid if I had a drink or two?
Nonsense!
Would you be wounded if I never sent you flowers?
Never!
Why can't a woman be like you?

One man in a million may shout a bit
Now and then there's one with slight defects
One perhaps whose truthfulness you doubt a bit
But by in large we are a marvellous sex

Why can't a woman behave like a man?
Men are so friendly, good natured and kind
A better companion you never will find
If I were hours late for dinner would you bellow?
Of course not!
If I forgot your silly birthday would you fuss?
Nonsense!
Would you complain if I took out another fellow?
Never!
Why can't a woman be like us?

Why can't a woman be more like a man?
Men are so decent, such regular chaps
Ready to help you through any mishaps
Ready to buck you up whenever you are glum
Why can't a woman be a chum?

Why is thinking something women never do?
Why is logic never even tried?
Straightening up their hair is all they ever do
Why don't they straighten up the mess that's inside?  ??? :o  ;D

Why can't a woman be more like a man?
If I were a woman who'd been to a ball
Been hailed as a princess by one and by all
Would I start weeping like a bathtub overflowing?
Carry on as if my home were in a tree?
Would I run off and never tell me where I'm going?
Why can't a woman be like me?


So ... Pattie,  there you have it! Long live 'male chauvinist pigs' !  :D ;D :D