TOUGH QUESTIONS
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis,would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A.



Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.



Candidate B.

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

                                                                              Candidate C.
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.

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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.
Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading...

Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic



And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting

* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...
Can you guess which organization this is?



Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group
that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.


;D

WOW..

There are so many "tough questions" in the so-called "real world" we deal with on this board that your "tough question game" is a needless exercise in mental masturbation.  Thanks, but no thanks.

There are so many "tough questions" in the so-called "real world" we deal with on this board that your "tough question game" is a needless exercise in mental masturbation. Thanks, but no thanks.


Now, that was a little harsh.

Now, that was a little harsh.

Sorry, don't meant to pick on your hobbies there Dude!
;)

Sorry, don't meant to pick on your hobbies there Dude!
;)


I think you added an extra 'm' word there, in that case. ;D

I think you added an extra 'm' word there, in that case. ;D

So which is your hobby?  Going mental, or masturbating?
???

So which is your hobby? Going mental, or masturbating?
???


You decide. ;)

I see them both a major vocations myself  :D

rather than hobbies... my hobby is trying to make some money to stop my house getting repossessed.

Adolph Bush?? Is this a Freudian slip or an April Fool's joke.  :D ;D




Cat

well i thought that it was entertaining!~

Adolph Bush?? Is this a Freudian slip or an April Fool's joke.  :D ;D




Cat


that was the April Fool's filter messing with your mind

incidently, after those questions, the stats of Congress, is so old, I doubt it applies anymore.

Yes Chucky, that was probably from the halcyon days when most politicians were relatively honest and decent. Its gone into a rapid decline as of late all over the world :)

Yes Chucky, that was probably from the halcyon days when most politicians were relatively honest and decent. Its gone into a rapid decline as of late all over the world :)


yeah, with the larger number of Republicans in office, the fraud numbers are probably much higher.

"Our leaders are the best of men, and we elect them again and again."