I will be back in a moment

Do hurry back!

Well, I am back now.

welcome back!

welcome back!
But not for long.

But not for long.

well... me neither, so see ya later, i guess!

well... me neither, so see ya later, i guess!
I am still hanging on.

this thead sure is long.

this thead sure is long.
...and getting longer everyday.

with the aid of people posting, of course!

with the aid of people posting, of course!
People posting power.

I am unsure

I am unsure
In what way?

unsure in an uncertain way

unsure in an uncertain way
How do you mean?

There is now 67764 messages on that 12000 Reasons why we Love England!! BBC Cricket Thread now.

From reading back a few pages, it appears to be the same few people posting replies. I wonder why there aren't more people joining in?..

From reading back a few pages, it appears to be the same few people posting replies. I wonder why there aren't more people joining in?..
We need more promotion?

We need more promotion?


possibly

possibly
By the way, it is off to bed now, goodnight.

By the way, it is off to bed now, goodnight.


goodnight Philip

http://omake.studio-zoe.com/dammit.gif

http://hxr.us/blojsom/resources/grumpops/DSCN5143.JPG

That is a nice cat, Apricot  :)

That is a nice cat, Apricot  :)


Thank you. I too like that cat. It came up on an Image search for "damn". ;D

Thank you. I too like that cat. It came up on an Image search for "damn". ;D


;D

Got to love that Google...

;D

Got to love that Google...


Yep.. I'm typing some odd ones to find what I get.

Yep.. I'm typing some odd ones to find what I get.


That usually kills a few hours...

That usually kills a few hours...

Appears when "Hey hey hey smoke weed everyday" is searched, SafeSearch off:

http://www.wet-online.com/news/c_powell02.jpg

Appears when "Hey hey hey smoke weed everyday" is searched, SafeSearch off:

http://www.wet-online.com/news/c_powell02.jpg


;D

'Rollin' a fatty":

http://cubicled.com/images/FATTILYBAT.jpg

'Rollin' a fatty":

http://cubicled.com/images/FATTILYBAT.jpg


;D ;D ;D

'Rollin' a fatty":

http://cubicled.com/images/FATTILYBAT.jpg



...

...


Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha!!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha!!!!


I know.. that one was bad.  ;D

http://ffp.uku.fi/pics/food/snack-miniburger01.jpg

.. Search - Cleptomaniac -

http://www.thegrimleys.co.uk/tiger%20tony.JPG

While searching for Microsoft Sam....


http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Microsoft+sam/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=11qf4lp7k/EXP=1130813492/*-http%3A//www.f1comp.co.uk/images/sam.jpg

Per Schelander:

http://www.house-of-shakira.nu/ps00b.jpg

http://www.weatherbook.com/images/monumentstruck_web.jpg

http://www-cse.ucsd.edu/users/rmahler/skeleton.bmp

Thank you. I too like that cat. It came up on an Image search for "damn". ;D
Cats and damn go together?

Today is:

http://www.google.co.uk/logos/halloween05.gif

Previous years:

http://www.google.co.uk/logos/halloween04.gif

http://www.google.co.uk/logos/halloween03.gif

http://www.google.co.uk/logos/halloween02.gif

http://www.google.co.uk/logos/halloween01.gif

I just looked at my clock and was surprised at what time it was.  I knew I'd been reading various threads that had been posted over the weekend but still I was sure I hadn't been here for nearly 2 hours.  Turns out I still hadn't reset my clock back to GMT.

Received this recently. Quite a few of them are UK based companies.

Imagine if all the major retailers started making their own condoms but kept the same tag-line....

Sainsburys condoms - making life taste better
Tesco condoms - every little helps
Nike condoms - Just do it
Peugeot condoms - The ride of your life
Galaxy condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk?
KFC condoms - finger lickin' good
Minstrels condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand
Safeway condoms - Lightening the load
Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing
Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going
Pringles condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop
Burger King condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear condoms - for a longer ride go wide
FCUK condoms - no comment required
Muller Light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?
Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very, very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - it's dry and waterproof in 30 minutes
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim
Heineken condoms - reaches the parts other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world
AA condoms - for the 4th emergency service
Pepperami condoms - its a bit of an animal

While searching for Microsoft Sam....


http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Microsoft+sam/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=11qf4lp7k/EXP=1130813492/*-http%3A//www.f1comp.co.uk/images/sam.jpg
He looks more like a Charlie than a Sam to me?

Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble.
Fires burn and cauldrons bubble.




Cat

A misquotation^

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.
    — Macbeth, Act IV, sc. i

A misquotation^

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.
    — Macbeth, Act IV, sc. i



Thank you for correcting me. But I must say that I do like how a friend's daughter who was about 5 at time said it:


Bubble bubble, toilet trouble.  ;D ;D ;D




Cat

Thank you for correcting me. But I must say that I do like how a friend's daughter who was about 5 at time said it:


Bubble bubble, toilet trouble.  ;D ;D ;D




Cat
As we all did when young.

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.
Halloween is such a bugger;
Shout at the little bastards and make em soil themselves!

I'm such a grinch  ;D

Wrong holiday, son ;)


Halloween Grinch. Have you never heard of him, he dresses in black and puts Cat Turds in candy wrappers.

Halloween Grinch. Have you never heard of him, he dresses in black and puts Cat Turds in candy wrappers.
Was Grinch a movie?

Halloween Grinch. Have you never heard of him, he dresses in black and puts Cat Turds in candy wrappers.



I thought the Halloween Grinch was the religious right.


(sorry)



Cat

I thought the Halloween Grinch was the religious right.


(sorry)



Cat
Is that Dr. Seuss?

I thought the Halloween Grinch was the religious right.


;D

For once, i find myself in bed with good ol' Pat.

UUUURGGHH!

http://www.menalto.com/albums/misc-va-halloween/aal.sized.jpg

nice Halloween costume  ;D

http://www.menalto.com/albums/misc-va-halloween/aal.sized.jpg

nice Halloween costume  ;D
I wonder what the man behind them is thinking?

I wonder what the man behind them is thinking?


Probably wondering what it would be like to get some medical attention off those pair.  ;D

Heres a new message I haven't seen before:

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Unless you're sure you want to reply, please consider starting a new topic.

Heres a new message I haven't seen before:

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Unless you're sure you want to reply, please consider starting a new topic.


You've uncovered a rarity there, Luke.  ;D

I was going to ressurect the 'Wheezer' thread from the last page.  ::)

Is that Dr. Seuss?


Yes, Dr Seuss wrote a book called The Grinch Who Stole Christmas. It was turned into a film that was shown on British TV about 2 years ago.

For some reason it is not a particularly well-known Seuss book in this country

I was going to ressurect the 'Wheezer' thread from the last page.  ::)


Not exactly the archives then?

I just found out Subway sponsors my local news.

I wonder what the man behind them is thinking?



He probably needs a check-up,If you know what I mean.  ;D  ;)

Heres a new message I haven't seen before:

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Unless you're sure you want to reply, please consider starting a new topic.


I've gotten that before.  I decided not to bump it.

Guest  01:02:40 PM Viewing Lady Beard's profile.


:o

This is probablies the worst permormance of John Lennon's 'Imagine' ever!  ;D

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004R6MB.02._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004R6MB.02._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! Not Mr Motivator. I hated Mr Motivator with a passion  >:(

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! Not Mr Motivator. I hated Mr Motivator with a passion  >:(



Even his leotard and brightly-colored fanny pack..?

Even his leotard and brightly-colored fanny pack..?


Especially his leotard and brightly coloured fanny pack...!

Feed the wooooorld!  :D

Yes, Dr Seuss wrote a book called The Grinch Who Stole Christmas. It was turned into a film that was shown on British TV about 2 years ago.

For some reason it is not a particularly well-known Seuss book in this country


I love the 60's TV special that they made from that book!  8)

The Grinch starred Jim Carey didn't it?

They pissed on us, HARRY! They f*ckin' pissed on us! Look at my fox!



The Grinch starred Jim Carey didn't it?



Yes. I didn't like that movie that much. Nothing beats the animated version.

They pissed on us, HARRY! They f*ckin' pissed on us! Look at my fox!



Yes. I didn't like that movie that much. Nothing beats the animated version.


I have to admit I wasn't a fan  :P

Carrey's pant-p*ssingly funny in Liar Liar though, I have that movie on DVD! And every single time I watch it, I still laugh at the same bits!  ;D ;D

Carrey's pant-p*ssingly funny in Liar Liar though, I have that movie on DVD! And every single time I watch it, I still laugh at the same bits!  ;D ;D



Yeah, that is a good movie. The only Jim Carrey movies I really liked were Liar Liar and The Majestic..just because it proved that he can actually act serious sometimes.

Yeah, that is a good movie. The only Jim Carrey movies I really liked were Liar Liar and The Majestic..just because it proved that he can actually act serious sometimes.


I also liked The Truman Show, even though that wasn't a comedy in particular... I thought that film was dead cleverly done... how they had all the actors and everything?... wierd!  :D

I also liked The Truman Show, even though that wasn't a comedy in particular... I thought that film was dead cleverly done... how they had all the actors and everything?... wierd!  :D



I've actually never seen The Truman Show, I'll have to watch it sometime.

I've actually never seen The Truman Show, I'll have to watch it sometime.


Let us instead sing "Do They Know It's Christmas?", because it is almost Bonfire Night!  ;D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/WovenHand.jpg

Woven Hand's symbol.. very pretty.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/WovenHand.jpg

Woven Hand's symbol.. very pretty.


Very pretty indeed  :)

Following the release of 'Imagine', perhaps I should release a whole album!  :D

"Imagine....there's no 'eaven....s'easy...if...you try,
No 'ell below us... above us....only sky,
Imagine all....the pee-pull...living....life...in peace,
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo,

You may say that i'm a dreama,
But i'm not the only one,
We 'ope sum day...you will join us
And the urf...shall live as one!"  ;D

http://www.transformerscommittee.org/meetings/f2003_pittsburgh/photos/Bldg-5r.jpg

http://www.transformerscommittee.org/meetings/f2003_pittsburgh/photos/FountainNight-7r.jpg

http://www.transformerscommittee.org/meetings/f2003_pittsburgh/photos/Bldg-5r.jpg

http://www.transformerscommittee.org/meetings/f2003_pittsburgh/photos/FountainNight-7r.jpg


You want me to call my album "Cathedral Fountain"?! Okey-dokey! Which songs should I go for?

You want me to call my album "Cathedral Fountain"?! Okey-dokey! Which songs should I go for?


Ebony eyes. :\'( :\'( :\'(

Ebony eyes. :\'( :\'( :\'(


Sorry, it's not a song I know how to play...um.... let's think, songs like Ebony Eyes... how about....

"I Like To Move It-Move it!"  :D

Following the release of 'Imagine', perhaps I should release a whole album!  :D


I've done two albums.. yet to be recorded. ;D

Sorry, it's not a song I know how to play...um.... let's think, songs like Ebony Eyes... how about....

"I Like To Move It-Move it!"  :D


No.

I've done two albums.. yet to be recorded. ;D


How about you, Apricot? Which song should I do next?!

No.


Chopsticks?!  ;D

No.



http://re2.mm-b1.yimg.com/image/678645443

http://re2.mm-b1.yimg.com/image/678645443


LMFAO!!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Chopsticks?!  ;D




http://re2.mm-b1.yimg.com/image/678645443



LMFAO!!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


???

???


Sorry, it was just the randomness of that emoticon that got me... i'm still sniggering like an idiot!  ;D

Anyways, what's new in the world of Henk lately? Long time no speak!  :)

Sorry, it was just the randomness of that emoticon that got me... i'm still sniggering like an idiot!  ;D

Anyways, what's new in the world of Henk lately? Long time no speak!  :)


No news from the western frontier
No news is good news, they say here...
(but I'm not too sure about the latter...)

Anyways, not much going on here. Recently celebrated my 39th birthday, but life's still the same. Meh - whatever. :P

No news from the western frontier
No news is good news, they say here...
(but I'm not too sure about the latter...)

Anyways, not much going on here. Recently celebrated my 39th birthday, but life's still the same. Meh - whatever. :P


Same here. Not much going on except I appear to be taking requests from Beth... currently recording another song  ::)

Same here. Not much going on except I appear to be taking requests from Beth... currently recording another song  ::)


So I noticed... ::)

Same here. Not much going on except I appear to be taking requests from Beth... currently recording another song  ::)




So I noticed... ::)




Yeah, that "Beth" character sure is a b!tch.. ::)

Beth's not a bitch, she's cool. So is Henk, Dak and...hell, everybody!  :D

Beth's not a bitch, she's cool. So is Henk, Dak and...hell, everybody!  :D


8) ;) ::) ;D :D


.... :-X

Name The Song You're Currently Listening To!

Dumb Ass Kid - Fix You

Sh*t - it stops playing half way through  :-[

8) ;) ::) ;D :D


.... :-X



Oh, I see how it is..!!!! Psht, Henk...Psssht. *Z-formation snap*

Arse Ca'!  :D

Oh, I see how it is..!!!! Psht, Henk...Psssht. *Z-formation snap*


;)

;)


http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/dry.gif  :D

Dear John,
            Why has it been so long?

Dear John,
            Why has it been so long?


Oh please - not a "dear John"! :\'(

Oh please - not a "dear John"! :\'(


fine, "dear mike" then  ;D

fine, "dear mike" then  ;D


??? Are you in the habit of writing letters to yourself..? ::)

??? Are you in the habit of writing letters to yourself..? ::)


No  ::)

No  ::)


Well, I'm running out of smart things to say. And besides - it's bedtime for me... :P

Bin nice talkin' to you again! :) Good night Michael.

Well, I'm running out of smart things to say. And besides - it's bedtime for me... :P

Bin nice talkin' to you again! :) Good night Michael.


Night Henk  :)

It rubs the Lotion in..

JEFFRAAAY AND BEFERNAAAY SITTIN IN A DITCH.. GETTING READY TO GET HITCHED  ;D

Just for old time's sake...

Denied.

It rubs the Lotion in..

JEFFRAAAY AND BEFERNAAAY SITTIN IN A DITCH.. GETTING READY TO GET HITCHED  ;D




Dude..






No. Just...No.



--------

Arg....!!

Dude..






No. Just...No.



--------

Arg....!!




PWND!!!

porn

porn


Ron. P

I wonder who he is?

PWND!!!


No, no...  She's been YWND.

he's an N Pro

..and she shall be YWND again as of now.

i have been tangod

Dammit, Beth, why do you have to be so sneaky?

damnit, me, why doth thou wenceth hast to be so sneakyeth thy yon yon yorrick

No, no...  She's been YWND.



http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/YWNISOWNED.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/YWN-Ed.jpg

I have just YAWNED

TopTrig12: Rot in hell.
SmarterChild: Rot in hell?
TopTrig12: Yes.
SmarterChild: Oh.

TopTrig12: Rot in hell.
SmarterChild: Rot in hell?
TopTrig12: Yes.
SmarterChild: Oh.



...

..


Hahahahahahaha  ;D

No more Mr. Nice Guy.

Is this a new version of the Nigerian Prince e-mail?

Dear Friend,

Please excuse me for any inconvience caused by this message.

My name is Valentin. I'm a student and I live with my mother in suburb of city Kaluga, Russia, that is 200km from Moscow. My mother is invalid. She cannot see and she receives pension from the government very rare which is not enough even for medications.

I work very hard every day to be able to buy the necessities and medications for my mother, but my salary is very small, because my studies still not finished.

Due to the crisis our authorities recently stoped gas in our district and we cannot heat our home anymore. I don't know what to do, because the winter is coming and the temperature in the street will be lower than minus 20 degrees Celsius. I'm very afraid that the temperature inside our home will be very cold and we will not be able to survive.

I applied to our local Red Cross and they said me that many people apply for help every day and they cannot help to each poor family. They adviced me to apply to the Red Cross located in Moscow, since they have more possibilities to help. I sent them a letter and they asked for documents confirming our situation. I sent the documents and within a month they answered me that they help only to the people living in Moscow and adviced me to appeal for help to private people.

Thanks to the free internet access at our library I was able to find different e-mail addresses and I decided to appeal to you with a prayer in my heart for a small help.

If you have any old sleeping bag, warm blanket, warm clothes, any portable heater, canned food, vitamins, medicines against cold, any hygiene-products, I will be very grateful to you if you could send it to our postal address:

Valentin Mikhailyn,
Ryleeva Ulitsa, 6-45.
Kaluga. 248030,
Russia.

If you think that it would be better or easier for you to help with some money, please write me back and I will give you details for sending it safely if you agree. This way to help is very good because in
this case I will be able to buy a portable stove and heat our room during the winter.

I hope to hear from you very soon and I pray that you will be able to help us to survive this winter. I also hope very much that this hard situation will get better very soon in our country.

I'm sending to you many thanks in advance for your kind understanding. Please excuse me, once more, for any inconvience I could cause you by sending this message.

God Bless You,

Valentin and my Mother.
Kaluga. Russia.

Is this a new version of the Nigerian Prince e-mail?

Dear Friend,

Please excuse me for any inconvience caused by this message.

My name is Valentin. I'm a student and I live with my mother in suburb of city Kaluga, Russia, that is 200km from Moscow. My mother is invalid. She cannot see and she receives pension from the government very rare which is not enough even for medications.

I work very hard every day to be able to buy the necessities and medications for my mother, but my salary is very small, because my studies still not finished.

Due to the crisis our authorities recently stoped gas in our district and we cannot heat our home anymore. I don't know what to do, because the winter is coming and the temperature in the street will be lower than minus 20 degrees Celsius. I'm very afraid that the temperature inside our home will be very cold and we will not be able to survive.

I applied to our local Red Cross and they said me that many people apply for help every day and they cannot help to each poor family. They adviced me to apply to the Red Cross located in Moscow, since they have more possibilities to help. I sent them a letter and they asked for documents confirming our situation. I sent the documents and within a month they answered me that they help only to the people living in Moscow and adviced me to appeal for help to private people.

Thanks to the free internet access at our library I was able to find different e-mail addresses and I decided to appeal to you with a prayer in my heart for a small help.

If you have any old sleeping bag, warm blanket, warm clothes, any portable heater, canned food, vitamins, medicines against cold, any hygiene-products, I will be very grateful to you if you could send it to our postal address:

Valentin Mikhailyn,
Ryleeva Ulitsa, 6-45.
Kaluga. 248030,
Russia.

If you think that it would be better or easier for you to help with some money, please write me back and I will give you details for sending it safely if you agree. This way to help is very good because in
this case I will be able to buy a portable stove and heat our room during the winter.

I hope to hear from you very soon and I pray that you will be able to help us to survive this winter. I also hope very much that this hard situation will get better very soon in our country.

I'm sending to you many thanks in advance for your kind understanding. Please excuse me, once more, for any inconvience I could cause you by sending this message.

God Bless You,

Valentin and my Mother.
Kaluga. Russia.




HAHAHAHAHA! Even if it's not it's still funny. Valentin, you need to learn better English!

Poor Ivan, boo hoo  ;D ;D ;D

HAHAHAHAHA! Even if it's not it's still funny. Valentin, you need to learn better English!

Poor Ivan, boo hoo  ;D ;D ;D


This is a more plausible e-mail though, Andy. Everything seems accounted for but I don't trust any 'electronic begging' which IMO is as bad as the beggars we get on the street here in Plymouth.

Arg

This is a more plausible e-mail though, Andy. Everything seems accounted for but I don't trust any 'electronic begging' which IMO is as bad as the beggars we get on the street here in Plymouth.


Wouldn't care if it was Plausible ;D

Bloody beggin sods.

I be cold, it cold here.. buy a coat then, all them ex-soviet Generals must be selling em cheap  ;D

I got an e-mail about getting your degree on-line. The thing is, the e-mail had mega spelling errors in it. So if I get a degree from this place, I can learn to spell very poorly too.  ::)




Cat

I got an e-mail about getting your degree on-line. The thing is, the e-mail had mega spelling errors in it. So if I get a degree from this place, I can learn to spell very poorly too.  ::)




Cat


I thought I fired those guys for sending that s***! ::) :D :P ;D

I just found this hilarious site, gizoogle.com! 

Here is its translation of my profile...

http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=profile;u=3354

I just found this hilarious site, gizoogle.com! 

Here is its translation of my profile...

http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=profile;u=3354


Heh heh.... interesting. :o ::) :D ;D

My nose is itchy...

I just found this hilarious site, gizoogle.com! 

Here is its translation of my profile...

http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=profile;u=3354



DUDE! That's Awesome..!  ;D

My new avatar is now the lame-o South Park Dak but now i'm wearing an Arse Cat T-Shirt!  :D

Here... you can see it a bit better now  ;D

http://www.alltooflat.com/geeky/elgoog/m/index.cgi

There are hundreds of Google variants.
I think it's a fairly simple engine to copy.

My mam!  ;D

Sarah!  :D

My stupid art teacher  :P

My boss  ::)

http://www.threewisheslingerie.com/images/surgeon.jpg


Ok,Who's in need for a check-up tonight?  ;D

Me on my birthday  ;D

Me on my birthday  ;D



That's actually you?  ;D

That's actually you?  ;D


It looks like me, yes  ;D

What I look like currently as I type this reply:

It looks like me, yes  ;D

What I look like currently as I type this reply:


Is your hair actually spikey?

Is your hair actually spikey?


A little bit... it was the nearest hair to mine that I could find!  ;D

Myself when i'm on my pension!  ;D

The beautiful miss Jennifer  :)

TopTrig12: Come as you are...
SmarterChild: Come?
TopTrig12: Pervert!

A little bit... it was the nearest hair to mine that I could find!  ;D

Myself when i'm on my pension!  ;D


30 years later?

http://homepage.mac.com/sheishine/iblog/C173616782/E1988174572/Media/flans-at-virgin.jpg

http://homepage.mac.com/sheishine/iblog/C173616782/E1988174572/Media/flans-at-virgin.jpg


no! WRONG JOHN!


here ya go:



http://www.nndb.com/people/236/000030146/linnell-sm.jpg

Guess what my computer at home has gone down, the hard-drive will not boot-up, so not I am suffering with the indignity of an Internet Cafe.

Heres a new message I haven't seen before:

Warning: this topic has not been posted in for at least 120 days.
Unless you're sure you want to reply, please consider starting a new topic.
I have seen this a few times before and I have considered very carefully.

Yes, Dr Seuss wrote a book called The Grinch Who Stole Christmas. It was turned into a film that was shown on British TV about 2 years ago.
I must have been out that night.

This is probablies the worst permormance of John Lennon's 'Imagine' ever!  ;D
Dak you are back, what happened?

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004R6MB.02._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
Where is Derrick Evans these days?

You want me to call my album "Cathedral Fountain"?! Okey-dokey! Which songs should I go for?
Anything by MC Hammer.

http://www.threewisheslingerie.com/images/surgeon.jpg


Ok,Who's in need for a check-up tonight?  ;D
Yes please!

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Guess what my computer at home has gone down, the hard-drive will not boot-up, so not I am suffering with the indignity of an Internet Cafe.


I remember when I first came to WS last year and was without my PC for about six weeks,  it drove me nuts - don't worry I'm sure you'll have yours back up and running soon  ;)

I remember when I first came to WS last year and was without my PC for about six weeks,  it drove me nuts - don't worry I'm sure you'll have yours back up and running soon  ;)
My son has taking the hard-drive into work for a good going over.

http://www.threewisheslingerie.com/images/surgeon.jpg


Ok,Who's in need for a check-up tonight?  ;D


Wow! You don't get that on the NHS!  ;D

Wow! You don't get that on the NHS!  ;D
I will ask my GP that when I see him next week

That thread I have been watching 12000 Reasons why we Love England!! on the BBC Messageboards has 69901 messages.

Cheerio till the next time.

Hello, deadsville  ;D

I will ask my GP that when I see him next week


Make sure she takes your blood pressure too.  ;) ;D

Great... I have to start getting ready for work soon  :\'(

Great... I have to start getting ready for work soon  :\'(


Sorry to hear that, man. I hope the time passes quickly for you.  :)

Sorry to hear that, man. I hope the time passes quickly for you.  :)


Should do, i'm on with the one person I can guarantee i'll always enjoy working with... she's a right laugh!  ;D

Should do, i'm on with the one person I can guarantee i'll always enjoy working with... she's a right laugh!  ;D


Ah! That is good news. Enjoy your work.  8)

Ah! That is good news. Enjoy your work.  8)


And here she is now!  :D

Could be worse, I could still be working with.... HER!  >:(

And here she is now!  :D


Lol. Now I know why you enjoy your work. She's quite sexy.  ;D

Could be worse, I could still be working with.... HER!  >:(


Reminds me of an old work colleague I bumped into in Sainsbury's a couple of days ago.  ;D

Lol. Now I know why you enjoy your work. She's quite sexy.  ;D


Urk! she's over twice my age!  :P

Recognise this member?  ::)

Urk! she's over twice my age!  :P

That makes her . . . thirty odd? Nowt wrong with that age.  ;D

Recognise this member?  ::)

I don't. Who is it supposed to be?

That makes her . . . thirty odd? Nowt wrong with that age.  ;D


Um... try over 40!  ;D


I don't. Who is it supposed to be?


"My face will haunt you... " ;)

What i'm gonna look like in about 20 minutes time...  :-\\

Um... try over 40!  ;D

Hmmm . . .  ;D

"My face will haunt you... " ;)

Got it.  ;D

Recognise this member?  ::)


...Philip Eno?

Fuk!n Yo

Don't touch that!

Fuk!n Yo


Who's that? Limp Biskit or something?

Where did he get those South Park pictures from?  ???

What a night at work!

First incident: Boss Always On My Back  >:(

Second, ignorant, arrogant customers  >:( >:(

I must have been out that night.


It was on around christmas time

My son has taking the hard-drive into work for a good going over.


Not like this one I hope!!

Not like this one I hope!!






Talk about a computer "hacker".  ;D





Cat

http://www.zarcrom.com/users/yeartorem/images/lordsprayer.gif

...

Hallowed Be Thy Name

As the guards march me out to the courtyard,
Somebody cries from a cell "God be with you".
If there's a God then why has he let me go?

As I walk all my life drifts before me,
Though the end is near I'm not sorry.
Catch my soul, it's willing to fly away.

Mark my words believe my soul lives on.
Don't worry now that I have gone.
I've gone beyond to seek the truth.

So when you know that your time is close at hand.
Maybe then you'll begin to understand,
Life down here is just a strange illusion

These Eight words the Rede fulfill:

"An Ye Harm None, Do What Ye Will"



(Short version)  ;D ;D ;D



Cat

TopTrig12: Come as you are...
SmarterChild: Come?
TopTrig12: Pervert!


As an old porno movie-a, porno movie-a. ::) 8) ;D

The beautiful miss Jennifer  :)


Where do you make those little South Park images at?

We the people..
For the people..
Of the people..

Demand that the people..

KNOW THE ROLE AND SHUT THE MOUTH!

http://www.carlson316wrestling.net/faves/rock.jpg

We the people..
For the people..
Of the people..

Demand that the people..

KNOW THE ROLE AND SHUT THE MOUTH!

http://www.carlson316wrestling.net/faves/rock.jpg


The Rock will take your roody-poo candy ass down Know Your Role Boulevard which is on the corner of Jabroni Drive and check you directly into the Smackdown Hotel!

If You Smell What The Rock Is Cooking  ;D

The Rock will take your roody-poo candy ass down Know Your Role Boulevard which is on the corner of Jabroni Drive and check you directly into the Smackdown Hotel!


woah woah woah woah woah..

The Rock must inform you...

Never! Steal a Rockism again.

Now, The Rock has this and this alone to say..

Do you like Pie?  ;D

Random events randomly occuring and random intervals on random days, usually from random people randomly positioned around the world... how random!

It's too damn HOT!!!  :P

woah woah woah woah woah..

The Rock must inform you...

Never! Steal a Rockism again.

Now, The Rock has this and this alone to say..

Do you like Pie?  ;D


You talking about poontang pie? ;D



Oh, one more thing................IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK! :P

You talking about poontang pie? ;D


Answer the question..

I hear from a reliable source that Philip Eno is a fan of strudel.

Answer the question..

I hear from a reliable source that Philip Eno is a fan of strudel.


LOL ;D  I guess that makes two of us. ;D

Random events randomly occuring and random intervals on random days, usually from random people randomly positioned around the world... how random!


no, just a coincidence

LOL ;D  I guess that makes two of us. ;D


You prefer the Strudel then.

Well.. your Hollywood-ativity factor has gone down, but i suppose that's reassuring.

woah woah woah woah woah..

The Rock must inform you...

Never! Steal a Rockism again.

Now, The Rock has this and this alone to say..

Do you like Pie?  ;D


http://populationstatistic.com/images/danica_mckellar_stuffmag.jpg

I'll take some of her poontang pie anytime.  ;D  ;)

You prefer the Strudel then.

Well.. your Hollywood-ativity factor has gone down, but i suppose that's reassuring.


Yes indeed, I love Strudel!  LOL

Sorry Hollywood.

http://www.soton.ac.uk/~kpa/rbba/im/machika/davy7504/Davy8.jpg ;D ;D

http://www.gimpalimpa.com/rpics/Humor/kitten99.jpg

http://carisa.freeshell.org/pics/tequilacat.jpg

http://www.soton.ac.uk/~kpa/rbba/im/machika/davy7504/Davy8.jpg ;D ;D




Nothing like having a cat sticking his tongue out at you.  There is a saying, "You are nobody until you have been igorned by a cat".  ;D ;D ;D





Cat

http://carisa.freeshell.org/pics/tequilacat.jpg


He doesn't look to happy  ;D

I have a tomcat that sticks his tongue out all the time.

http://www.personal.psu.edu/students/b/l/blb215/cat/tongue.jpg

This is a cute site if you're a cat lover.

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/cats/

The Black Cats  ;)

I've been trying to give myself reasons to live. And so far I've only found ONE thing.

I've been trying to give myself reasons to live. And so far I've only found ONE thing.


One thing is always better than NOthing  ;)

I've been trying to give myself reasons to live. And so far I've only found ONE thing.


And what might that one thing be...? ???

Hey Henk, Robocops back....  ::) :P

Hey Henk, Robocops back....  ::) :P


...and you think I hadn't noticed? ::)

...and you think I hadn't noticed? ::)


Just checking  ;)

So, £10 says he won't last more than an hour!  ;D

Just checking  ;)

So, £10 says he won't last more than an hour!  ;D


Easy money! ;D

Easy money! ;D


;D

Anyone care to outbid me?!  :D

...and how long did our friend last this time?  ;D

Easy money! ;D


lol, Robocop didn't even manage half an hour! Woo-hoo! What shall I spend my winnings on?  ;D

lol, Robocop didn't even manage half an hour! Woo-hoo! What shall I spend my winnings on?  ;D


Perhaps somebody spilled the beans...? ::)

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...Nice.

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...Nice.



awww.....it's swell being here with you! :)




Erin :)

awww.....it's swell being here with you! :)




Erin :)




Where is everyone..?! Out having LIVES or something..?! Pffft.

Where is everyone..?! Out having LIVES or something..?! Pffft.



yep...apparently everyone but US...the big losers that we are! ;)




Erin :)

at least the guests are keeping busy :o.....



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Erin :)

*Lays head on keyboard*


dshajkhds882 543!@#@ehdjsa


*Sits up and resumes typing*



..I'm so bored with my life at this very moment...

*Lays head on keyboard*


dshajkhds882 543!@#@ehdjsa


*Sits up and resumes typing*



..I'm so bored with my life at this very moment...




meh...I know what you mean. :-\\



Erin :)

*Lays head on keyboard*


dshajkhds882 543!@#@ehdjsa


*Sits up and resumes typing*



..I'm so bored with my life at this very moment...


You as well.. are somewhat dissatisfied with your lifestyle choices.

Er... play Multris! =D




I will. Last time my eyes were abnormally watering...

You've gotta get better than me!!!

I can't stand winning all the time...  :\'(




Yeah, I'm sure it's just killing you..

Same thing with basically every other competitive game I've played.


Let's play Fifa  ;)

Actually.. let's wrestle  ;D

2) I feel bad for everybody that I beat.  :\'(


Wow, that must be the first time I've ever heard anyone say that.

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...Bloody Hell, I need a life.

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Oh Lord, now the hidden user left...  :-[

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Great Scott, I'm not alone anymore..