will you be the author?


Yep. It's gonna be called. 'Knock yourself out with drink' by Bobby Boozer.  ;D

Mate ... it's the company you're keeping!  ;) :D

Last night I had a couple of wines (maybe more than a couple) with friends.  After they left I got on here and thought "I might just have a little nightcap" so I had a couple of rum and OJs.  This afternoon my husband goes to the drinks trolley and said "where's the rum gone?" so I had to 'fess up and admit that I may have had more than a couple of rums too!   Had a shocker of a headache this morning - I was supposed to watch youngest son play rugby but didn't get there.  Now I'm feeling guilty!  :-[ :(


It's just one of those nights heh, Jaytee? Make it up to him later on and he'll forgive you, no doubt.  ;)  :)

Oddly enough, Alchohol doesn't affect me in the head, it affects me in the stomach.  :P

If this is not unusual for you, don;t feel guilty.  Feel scared.

Your story has all of the hallmarks of alcoholism.  Time for you to honestly evaluate what's goin' on.


I see no smilies here, Lyricboy. Are you being serious or typically tongue-in-cheek?  ;)

1) Have you ever decided to stop drinking for a week or so, but only lasted for a couple of days?

Who would decide to stop?

2 - Do you wish people would mind their own business about your drinking-- stop telling you what to do?

Nozy Bastards, there all piss heads

3 - Have you ever switched from one kind of drink to another in the hope that this would keep you from getting drunk?

Of course, water you goober!

4 - Have you had to have an eye-opener upon awakening during the past year?

Yeah, conjunctivitis is a sod

5 - Do you envy people who can drink without getting into trouble?

The Police are always 'round. It's like they expect trouble???

6 - Have you had problems connected with drinking during the past year?

Yeah, i ran out

7 - Has your drinking caused trouble at home?

Yup, had to throw a rug out just the other week

8 - Do you ever try to get "extra" drinks at a party because you do not get enough?

OF COURSE! The useless sods expect you to bring your own

9 - Do you tell yourself you can stop drinking any time you want to, even though you keep getting drunk when you don't mean to?

Honest, they spiked my coke

10 - Have you missed days of work or school because of drinking?

Haven't tried that excuse yet
'Yeah Boss, i'm ratted'

11 - Do you have "blackouts"?

Low Blood Pressure, tis a sod

12 - Have you ever felt that your life would be better if you did not drink?

We'll i would be less attractive.. so no

Lol  ;D ^

The police one is a classic.  ;D

I just took the test on there website. If you answer yes to 4 or more you may have a problem.. i answerd yes to 7  ;D ;D ;D

I just took the test on there website. If you answer yes to 4 or more you may have a problem.. i answerd yes to 7  ;D ;D ;D


Which website is this, Andy?

Which website is this, Andy?


alcoholics annon

Yep. It's gonna be called. 'Knock yourself out with drink' by Bobby Boozer.  ;D


I'll buy a copy.


Howard

alcoholics annon


Really? That's it I'm having a butchers . . .  ;D

http://www.alcoholics-anonymous.org/default/en_about_aa.cfm?pageid=4

If this is not unusual for you, don;t feel guilty.  Feel scared.

Your story has all of the hallmarks of alcoholism.  Time for you to honestly evaluate what's goin' on.


Give it a rest

I'll buy a copy.


Lol. It gives you a two step programme to better sleep.  ;D

First step: Have a drink

Second step: Finish the bottle

alcoholics annon


I didn't answer 'yes' a single time. I should have known I'm not ready for the bottle in a brown bag yet.  ;D

I didn't answer 'yes' a single time. I should have known I'm not ready for the bottle in a brown bag yet.  ;D


Be honest Bob.

If i managed to answer 7 as yes (granted at least 4 of them were touch and go) you must answer to at least a couple. Does Drink cause trouble at home. 'Yes my girlfriend beats me up'

Be honest Bob.

If i managed to answer 7 as yes (granted at least 4 of them were touch and go) you must answer to at least a couple. Does Drink cause trouble at home. 'Yes my girlfriend beats me up'


Oh yeah. I never thought about it in that perspective, LOL!!! Yeah one question is 'yes' then.  ;D

She had a drink last night and she was all lovey-dovey and relaxed. I'm definitely gonna have to spike her nightly coffee. Ha ha!  ;D

1) Have you ever decided to stop drinking for a week or so, but only lasted for a couple of days?
No

2 - Do you wish people would mind their own business about your drinking-- stop telling you what to do?
Yes

3 - Have you ever switched from one kind of drink to another in the hope that this would keep you from getting drunk?
No

4 - Have you had to have an eye-opener upon awakening during the past year?
No

5 - Do you envy people who can drink without getting into trouble?
No

6 - Have you had problems connected with drinking during the past year?
No


7 - Has your drinking caused trouble at home?
No

8 - Do you ever try to get "extra" drinks at a party because you do not get enough?
No

9 - Do you tell yourself you can stop drinking any time you want to, even though you keep getting drunk when you don't mean to?
No


10 - Have you missed days of work or school because of drinking?
Yes

11 - Do you have "blackouts"?
No

12 - Have you ever felt that your life would be better if you did not drink?
No

Lol. It gives you a two step programme to better sleep.  ;D

First step: Have a drink

Second step: Finish the bottle


Step 3:burp as loud as you want ;D


Howard

You only have two questions that are yes, Jaytee. No problem at all.  :)

Step 3:burp as loud as you want ;D


Great one, Howard.  ;D

Step 4: Go to the loo - it's gonna be a long night.  ;D

Ok, should I get off my lazy butt get dressed and go have breakfast with my sister? Or should I sit here and veg out on the computer? 

Ok, should I get off my lazy butt get dressed and go have breakfast with my sister? Or should I sit here and veg out on the computer? 


Vegetate

Vegetate

Good answer  :D 

Ok, should I get off my lazy butt get dressed and go have breakfast with my sister? Or should I sit here and veg out on the computer? 


I think you should have breakfast with your sister (a change is as good as a rest so they say). We will look forward to when you come back.  :D

I think you should have breakfast with your sister (a change is as good as a rest so they say). We will look forward to when you come back.  :D
I had beakfast earlier, but now I am hungry again.

I had beakfast earlier, but now I am hungry again.


Hi Philip. How's it going?  :)

It's past dinner time now. You haven't missed your lunch, have you?

Hi Philip. How's it going?  :)

It's past dinner time now. You haven't missed your lunch, have you?


I am about to invade the kitchen, but the family are out on a shopping run, so there will be aplenty for me to chose from later on.

I am about to invade the kitchen, but the family are out on a shopping run, so there will be aplenty for me to chose from later on.


Ooh! That sounds great. You'll be diving into the shopping bags no doubt, lol.  ;D

Ooh! That sounds great. You'll be diving into the shopping bags no doubt, lol.  ;D
Thoughts of Ice Cream comes to mind!

This time difference sucks.  Apparently all the fun people are on when I'm asleep.   :)

This time difference sucks.  Apparently all the fun people are on when I'm asleep.   :)
I am awake and up, but half asleep!

Thoughts of Ice Cream comes to mind!


That's a great thing!  :D

This time difference sucks.  Apparently all the fun people are on when I'm asleep.   :)


I'm on Mona . . .  :)

Thoughts of Ice Cream comes to mind!



That's a great thing!  :D


I have just found half a tub of chocolate ice cream....

I have just found half a tub of chocolate ice cream....


Ah! Wow! I'm on a diet so I can't afford to get involved in such debauchery.  :\'(

Ah! Wow! I'm on a diet so I can't afford to get involved in such debauchery.  :\'(


Ruck Fules, i mean... Ruck diets

This time difference sucks.  Apparently all the fun people are on when I'm asleep.   :)

Hey, We're all here!  ;D 

Ruck Fules, i mean... Ruck diets


Yeah duck fiets.  ;D

I want to lose at least a couple of stone (even though people can't believe I weigh 16 stone).

That's 224 Pounds, that's not bad considering your 6'0.

I'm 6'1 and like 220. Wouldn't hurt to be around 205

That's 224 Pounds, that's not bad considering your 6'0.

I'm 6'1 and like 220. Wouldn't hurt to be around 205


It's not bad. Scientifically, I should be around the 14 stone mark apparently.  ::)

You have roughly the same build as me.  :)

It's not bad. Scientifically, I should be around the 14 stone mark apparently.  ::)

You have roughly the same build as me.  :)


Aye, except i'll get a lot taller.

Doctor estimated me at about 6'5.

My uncle who i am almost identical to is 6'5 290.

Aye, except i'll get a lot taller.

Doctor estimated me at about 6'5.

My uncle who i am almost identical to is 6'5 290.


Oh yes. I keep forgetting you've got some growing up to do.  ;)  ;D

When you get bigger, you can look after me in case there are some hoodlums about.

Oh yes. I keep forgetting you've got some growing up to do.  ;)  ;D

When you get bigger, you can look after me in case there are some hoodlums about.


;D As long as you don't get on the bus around here you'll be fine

;D As long as you don't get on the bus around here you'll be fine


It sounds like things could hot up on a Midlands bus.  ;D

1) Have you ever decided to stop drinking for a week or so, but only lasted for a couple of days?
yes, I found some unexpected money ;)

2 - Do you wish people would mind their own business about your drinking-- stop telling you what to do?
Yes, but if they are buying, I'm all ears  ::)

3 - Have you ever switched from one kind of drink to another in the hope that this would keep you from getting drunk?
No, actually I switched from vodka to grain alcohol  :)

4 - Have you had to have an eye-opener upon awakening during the past year?
No, not during the past year  8)

5 - Do you envy people who can drink without getting into trouble?
Yes, lucky bastards  >:(

6 - Have you had problems connected with drinking during the past year?
Yes, too many toilet breaks  >:(

7 - Has your drinking caused trouble at home?
No, I just blame everything on the dog  ;)

8 - Do you ever try to get "extra" drinks at a party because you do not get enough?
Yes, I stock up when at a party  :D

9 - Do you tell yourself you can stop drinking any time you want to, even though you keep getting drunk when you don't mean to?
No, I tell myself don't be such a pussy, drink more  ;D

10 - Have you missed days of work or school because of drinking?
No, drinking is a full time job  8)

11 - Do you have "blackouts"?
Yes....and I've never blown Chunks!!!  :o

12 - Have you ever felt that your life would be better if you did not drink?
No, I would get too dehydrated plus the world would move at to fast a speed  :)

It sounds like things could hot up on a Midlands bus.  ;D


It's no the whole Midlands just Leicester city centre.. the buses that go to Loughbourough and Derby and lovely, Electronic displays tell you where you are, they're clean etc.. nice

It's no the whole Midlands just Leicester city centre.. the buses that go to Loughbourough and Derby and lovely, Electronic displays tell you where you are, they're clean etc.. nice


Very posh. It seems Leicester is a place full of extremes.  :)

Very posh. It seems Leicester is a place full of extremes.  :)


No, extremes would make it interesting. It's just a large contradiction ;D

No, extremes would make it interesting. It's just a large contradiction ;D


Heh heh.  ;D

Heh heh.  ;D


What's thingy like?

http://stuff.ubersite.com/1106245504933513768/1/platypus.gif

That is indeed a good picture....

What's thingy like?


What? Down here in Devon. Not bad, the times of buses can be a bit erratic though and the fares are bloody extortionate. Darn Thatcher and privatisation.  >:(

I just threw up all over my favorite shirt. Gimme a hug!

I just threw up all over my favorite shirt. Gimme a hug!


EEeeewwww.. not until you change!

EEeeewwww.. not until you change!


My thoughts exactly, LOL!  ;D ;D

Okay. I have a simple little question for everybody. Do you think Jack White looks like the evil candy man/child molester in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? The only reason I ask this is because my sister keeps on saying that he does.

Here are some pics that you can compare.....


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v175/Taintedchild/evilcandyman1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v175/Taintedchild/evilcandyman2.jpg

Evil Candy Man ^

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v175/Taintedchild/jack6.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v175/Taintedchild/cutejack.jpg

The beautiful Jack White ^


Opinions?

Okay. I have a simple little question for everybody. Do you think Jack White looks like the evil candy man/child molester in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? The only reason I ask this is because my sister keeps on saying that he does.

Here are some pics that you can compare.....


Looking at these pictures, there does some to be a resemblance of sorts (deep set cheekbones, similar looking eyes). That candyman guy from 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang' is dead scary!

Looking at these pictures, there does some to be a resemblance of sorts (deep set cheekbones, similar looking eyes). That candyman guy from 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang' is dead scary!


I KNOW! That guy freaks me out every time. I used to not even be able to watch that part because I was so scared of him.  :\'( *sniffle*

I KNOW! That guy freaks me out every time. I used to not even be able to watch that part because I was so scared of him.  :\'( *sniffle*


Ah! There there. He's gone now.  ;D

I just managed to find the best pressure point on my own neck.

Bob come here a sec will you..

EEeeewwww.. not until you change!


Too late! *hugs*

Ah! There there. He's gone now. ;D


*wipes tears from eyes* Yes yes..... *breaks chitty chitty bang bang dvd in half and burns it* He's gone...

Too late! *hugs*


Yaks on the 'Cot

I just managed to find the best pressure point on my own neck.

Bob come here a sec will you..


Heh heh. I think I'm safer here.  ;D

Yaks on the 'Cot


Oh that's great. Mutual puking.  ::)  ;D

*wipes tears from eyes* Yes yes..... *breaks chitty chitty bang bang dvd in half and burns it* He's gone...


Good for you. Banish that memory and replace it with Jack White - but is he one and the same?

Good for you. Banish that memory and replace it with Jack White - but is he one and the same?


No! Jack White is nothing like the evil candy man/child molester! I love Jack White <3 ^_^

No! Jack White is nothing like the evil candy man/child molester! I love Jack White <3 ^_^


Ah I see. He is from the band 'White Stripes' isn't he? I love the song 'Seven Nation Army'.  :)

Ah I see. He is from the band 'White Stripes' isn't he? I love the song 'Seven Nation Army'. :)


Sorry I took so long to reply! But yes he's in The White Stripes and I love that song too!  :)

Sorry I took so long to reply! But yes he's in The White Stripes and I love that song too!  :)


That is not a problem.  :)

Very cool - hang on, I'm learning new phrases here. Does 'uber righteous' sound better?  8)

That is not a problem. :)

Very cool - hang on, I'm learning new phrases here. Does 'uber righteous' sound better? 8)


;D  Either one is good. But 'uber righteous' does have that certain ring to it I must say.

;D  Either one is good. But 'uber righteous' does have that certain ring to it I must say.


I see. I learnt that one today from Andy (Alchoholica). He says it's better than cool.  :)

I see. I learnt that one today from Andy (Alchoholica). He says it's better than cool. :)


lol  ::)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/thoughtful/afi/itstrue.bmp

Sorry I just happen to run into that as I was reading that.  ;D

P.S. Andy knows his stuff.

lol  ::)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/thoughtful/afi/itstrue.bmp

Sorry I just happen to run into that as I was reading that.  ;D


Lol. Quite a coincidence.  ;D

P.S. Andy knows his stuff.


Hmmm . . . So it seems.  ;D

Lol. Quite a coincidence. ;D


Yes indeedo.  :)

What if I were to cut you up and mail each part to a different town?

What if I were to cut you up and mail each part to a different town?
that would take a lot of stamps

It Would Take The Most Brilliant Private Eye The Rest Of His Life Just To Put You Together.

Andy, it's not a good idea to kill us.  :)

Oh, what? You wanna go?

Just kidding, you're prolly right... probably...  ;D

Oh, what? You wanna go?

Just kidding, you're prolly right... probably... ;D
 

I AM right.  :P

Yeah...

that would take a lot of stamps


Ha ha! Good one!  ;D

Gasp! That's right! LINKWHORE!  :o

Please visit my "Ask Apricot" thread.  ;D

Gasp! That's right! LINKWHORE!  :o

Please visit my "Ask Apricot" thread.  ;D


And ask you what?

Anything you want! Check the older questions for reference.

Ha ha! Good one!  ;D

would your postal machine detect the parts?  ;D

P.S. Andy knows his stuff.


Yes.. yes i do.. wanna make something of it?

would your postal machine detect the parts?  ;D


I would just type F1. F1 is the button I use to put letters in the 'bin'.  ;D

I couldn't imagine anybody wanting a stinky mouldy arm delivered to their door.

I would just type F1. F1 is the button I use to put letters in the 'bin'.  ;D

I couldn't imagine anybody wanting a stinky mouldy arm delivered to their door.


Are we talking about Lepers arms again?

Are we talking about Lepers arms again?


No but about freshly chopped limbs.

Would you eat a lepers arm, Andy?

No but about freshly chopped limbs.

Would you eat a lepers arm, Andy?


WOULD I?!?!?!

A better way to phrase it would be.. 'when did you last?'

WOULD I?!?!?!

reminds me of the punch line to a joke, a man with a wooden eye asks a fat lonely girl for a dance, she answers with excitment...Would I!!!?? Would I!!!??
he replys, forget it FAT A S S!!!  ;D

WOULD I?!?!?!

A better way to phrase it would be.. 'when did you last?'


What does it taste like?

reminds me of the punch line to a joke, a man with a wooden eye asks a fat lonely girl for a dance, she answers with excitment...Would I!!!?? Would I!!!??
he replys, forget it FAT A S S!!!  ;D


LOL!!! Excellent.  ;D

http://www.thecountrygourmet.com/IMAGES/cookware/emeril/Emeril_Bam.jpg

BAM!

BAM Bigelow! ;D


Howard

BAM Bigelow! ;D


You nutcase, Howard.  ;)  ;D

You nutcase, Howard.  ;)  ;D



same to you. ;D :)



Howard

I like to smoke beer.

I like to smoke beer.



How?



Howard

English football humour   ;D
http://www.justplanesense.com/documents/Dogfoot.avi

Exactly.

Isaac

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;id=3192;type=avatar


YES, I TOO CAN BE HOWARD!!!!!! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAA!!!! FEAR MY GIANT TEXT AND SMALL SMILEY!  ;D

same to you. ;D :)


Tee hee.  ;D

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;id=3192;type=avatar


HAHAHAHA! I CAN STILL BE HOWARD, AND USE WAAAAY TOO MANY EFFECTS ON ONE WORD!

Please help me and watch this video. I don't want to die. I should have never clicked tha link in my friends xanga.

Click this link. Please.  http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=9142  ;)

I have a new obsession.....that I can't get enough of....these frozen coffee drinks from Dairy Queen...I get the Caramel Mocha frozen coffee drink....I have been stopping there nearly daily.....I just CAN NOT stop drinking them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


Erin :)

Justin <3s pot.

I have a new obsession.....that I can't get enough of....these frozen coffee drinks from Dairy Queen...I get the Caramel Mocha frozen coffee drink....I have been stopping there nearly daily.....I just CAN NOT stop drinking them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


I like the ones that the Gas stations sell in the 42Oz containers.

I had a Cherry Coke. It was good. Still diet, though.

I had a Cherry Coke. It was good. Still diet, though.
I have only had Cherry Coke once and that was enough for me, the taste of it was not the best in the world.

I like it.

I have only had Cherry Coke once and that was enough for me, the taste of it was not the best in the world.
I don't do drink coke  :P

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;id=3192;type=avatar


YES, I TOO CAN BE HOWARD!!!!!! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAA!!!! FEAR MY GIANT TEXT AND SMALL SMILEY!  ;D



Hey? What's with the green words all of a sudden? ;D



Howard

Coke Is It.


Howard

Coke is what ???  ;D

Going to Ottawa next month, first time flying, never thought I would be getting one one of them thinkgs.

Coke Is It.


Howard



Coke is what ??? ;D


Coke is the Real Thing!

"Things Go Better With Coke"  :D 

Coke.. Rots your teeth, rots your gums, rots your brain, rots your stoumach.... rots your nose.

Coca Cola - Ahhhh Refreshing

Lipsmackinthirstquenchinacetastinmotivatingoodbuzzincooltalkinhighwalkinfastlivinevergivincoolfizzin

Coke.. Rots your teeth, rots your gums, rots your brain, rots your stoumach.... rots your nose.


Someone should have said that to Daniella Westbrooke.  ;D

"Things Go Better With Coke"   :D 



I snort coke ;D



Howard

Who's Daniella Westbrooke?


Howard

So, what do we do here? It just looks like spamming. I can spam!

http://people.cc.jyu.fi/~juhtolv/textures/this_is_not_spam.png

Indeed, it is spam.

Like this!

http://www.prikol.nm.ru/wu-tang/%E0%F0%E5%F1%F2.jpg

http://www.google.co.uk/logos/water_day05.gif

Today is World Water Day?

So, what do we do here? It just looks like spamming. I can spam!

http://people.cc.jyu.fi/~juhtolv/textures/this_is_not_spam.png


My kind of Spam!

http://home.triad.rr.com/spamchef/images/spamskit1.jpg

Who's Daniella Westbrooke?


She was a soap star in the UK that abused drugs a while back. The inside of her nose eroded (the flap of skin that seperated the nostrils). When I saw that on the telly, it was disgusting, man.  :P

She was a soap star in the UK that abused drugs a while back. The inside of her nose eroded (the flap of skin that seperated the nostrils). When I saw that on the telly, it was disgusting, man.  :P


The image for me is too graphic to place here online, so here is the link instead, warning precede with caution, not for minors to view...

http://www.gla.ac.uk/~cmc1z/media_celts_files/media_celts_4/west_hun.jpg

The image for me is too graphic to place here online, so here is the link instead, warning precede with caution, not for minors to view...

http://www.gla.ac.uk/~cmc1z/media_celts_files/media_celts_4/west_hun.jpg


Ho ho! Bloody hell, Howard. Take a look at this.  ;D

Thanks for the link, Philip, lol.

The image for me is too graphic to place here online, so here is the link instead, warning precede with caution, not for minors to view...

http://www.gla.ac.uk/~cmc1z/media_celts_files/media_celts_4/west_hun.jpg


Holy Cr*p!!

http://www.google.co.uk/logos/water_day05.gif

Today is World Water Day?
I'll now go celebrate and have a tinkle  ;D

Holy Cr*p!!


My thought exactly! Blagh  :(

Holy Cr*p!!


Ditto!

http://www.gla.ac.uk/~cmc1z/media_celts_files/media_celts_4/west_hun.jpg


What the hell is this?^ ;D


Howard

http://www.gla.ac.uk/~cmc1z/media_celts_files/media_celts_4/west_hun.jpg

What the hell is this?^ ;D


Howard! LMAO!!! You should have left that in the link! Now people have got no choice but to look at the scarecrow that lost her brain.  ;D

Oh my God. Howard, just a few more smilies for you, Lmao!!!  ;D  ;D  ;D

Howard! LMAO!!! You should have left that in the link! Now people have got no choice but to look at the scarecrow that lost her brain.  ;D

Oh my God. Howard, just a few more smilies for you, Lmao!!!  ;D  ;D  ;D


What's with the purple nose? ;D


Howard

Holy Cr*p!!

Yuck!     :P

What's with the purple nose? ;D


I don't know, mate. It must be a side-effect for sticking too much drugs up your hooter.  ;D

and why did she stick out her tongue? ;D


Howard

and why did she stick out her tongue? ;D


Because she is an imbecile.  ;D

and why did she stick out her tongue? ;D


Howard
she wants one of your french kisses  ;)

she wants one of your french kisses  ;)


Ha ha! Go on, Howard. Give it a go. There won't be a problem with noses getting in the way. It will just squash into her face.  ;D

she wants one of your french kisses  ;)


I'll give you a french kiss. >:(


Howard

I'll give you a french kiss. >:(


Or a Glasgow kiss.  ;D

I'll give you a french kiss. >:(


Howard
oui oui ;D

actually guys......she is merely in the process of becoming her very favorite cartoon character from the 80's.....Smurfette!!! :D



Erin :)

oui oui ;D



Do you have to go urinate? ;D



Howard

Smurfette doesn't have a purple nose ;D



Howard

actually guys......she is merely in the process of becoming her very favorite cartoon character from the 80's.....Smurfette!!! :D


Smurfette, lol. She will get the rest of her face dyed blue later on.  ;D

Do you have to go urinate? ;D


Either that or he needs to go for a merde.  ;D

I make this sh_t look easy.

Either that or he needs to go for a merde.  ;D



merde? ???



Howard

be bop a loo wop I love you



Howard

And I Said,
"Bounce a Graviton Particle Beam,
Off The Main Reflector Dish,
That's The Way We Do Things, Lad,
We're Making Sh_t Up As We Wish,
The Klingons and The Romulans,
Pose No Threat To Us,
Cause If We Find We're In A Bind,
We Just Make Some Sh_t Up!"

Indeed.

merde? ???



Merde is French for errr.. s-h-i-t

Merde is French for errr.. s-h-i-t


Yep.  :)

Yep.  :)



Did french for 3 years.... i actually remember more French from year 7-9 than i do from GCSE Spanish.... which i got a U on.

Lowest Test result in 4 years. 3%

I have to go take a merde ;D



Howard

Did french for 3 years.... i actually remember more French from year 7-9 than i do from GCSE Spanish.... which i got a U on.

Lowest Test result in 4 years. 3%


I got on with French better than Spanish too. No idea why.

I got a 'D' in GCSE which is about average I think.

I have to go take a merde ;D


I should have known better.  ::)  ;D

You got that right. ;D ;)



Howard

You got that right. ;D ;)


;)  ;D

Do you have to go urinate? ;D



Howard
Little Johnny's teacher asked him to use "fascinate" in a sentence
So Little Johnny replied, my sister's titts are so big that when she puts on her sweater she can only fascinate buttons  ;D

Little Johnny's teacher asked him to use "fascinate" in a sentence
So Little Johnny replied, my sister's titts are so big that when she puts on her sweater she can only fascinate buttons  ;D


Very good, Jiminy.  ;D

got any more jokes Jim? ;D




Howard

got any more jokes Jim? ;D




Howard
keep checking my posts ;)

I sure will



Howard

Merde is French for errr.. s-h-i-t
As in Rue De Merde!

As in Rue De Merde!


That translates as 'Road of s-h-i-t'? Or our equivalent of 'S-h-i-t road'. ;D

Talking about French phrases, Eau De Toilet means 'toilet water'. It's certainly not a good way of advertising perfumes.  ;D

As in Rue De Merde!




"We are so poor, we don't even have a language. Only this stupid accent."  ;)




Cat

That translates as 'Road of s-h-i-t'? Or our equivalent of 'S-h-i-t road'. ;D

Talking about French phrases, Eau De Toilet means 'toilet water'. It's certainly not a good way of advertising perfumes.  ;D


Toilet originally meant the sink where the bodily washing was done, which was in a separate area to the loo (john?), but now has come to mean the latter.

Interesting, indeed.

golden shower ;D



Howard

golden shower ;D



Howard

Golden Rain
by Cindy Morgan


           I may not know
           Just where you are
           But there is a place to go
           From here
           The dark's been long
           And all you hopes seem dim
           Shacked by fragment of you fear
           So when life's giving out on you
           There is love to come rescue you

           And you will find your tomorrow
           Oh life's not in vain keep the faith
           And you will get to the water
           And taste the golden rain
           Swept away in his sweet embrace

           The gentle truth falling on wounded hearts
           Sending the light into the dark
           You face the fears talking to angry ears
           Feeling no one knows who you are
           There is joy in a wounded song
           There is love that will lead you on
               
           Hearts that will break
           Hearts that will grow
           The love we long to know
           Deeper than pain can go
           Free as the wing that blows

           Oh, keep the faith   ;D

Oh My God,there's actually a song called golden shower? :o ;D



Howard

Oh My God,there's actually a song called golden shower? :o ;D



Howard
I didn't know there was such a song so I did a lyric search and found a song, I bet if you wrote it, it would have different lyrics   ;)

I didn't know there was such a song so I did a lyric search and found a song, I bet if you wrote it, it would have different lyrics   ;)


I would have to make it up first ;D



Howard

I would have to make it up first ;D



Howard
did you red that line in the Golden Rain song "And taste the golden rain"?  ;D

Aw, someone forgot to lock the taskbar!

Don't mess with my TOOT-TOOT! ;D

Whoop dee dee, I'm Apricot the post-whoring musical slut!

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Whoop dee dee, I'm Apricot the post-whoring musical slut!

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an artist, did you see my Mr Potato Head pic?   :D

Yeah, that was sweet.  :D

This is you this is!

Yeah, that was sweet.  :D
I want to make another Mr Potato Head then preform an autopsy on it
I'm also perfecting a way to have jesus appear on my toast, then I'll make a grilled cheese sandwich and sell it on eBay   ;D

This is you this is!


That's awesome! How did you do that?

I'll give you all the secret of making Jesus or any other face appearing on your toast, first you cut out a stencil of the face you want to create, then you char the bread with the stencil in place, once you do this you toast the bread normally, I want 25% of all earnings :P

That's awesome! How did you do that?


Ex Lax

click here  http://www.grayace.com/dex/bunny.html for an Easter Rap

Ex Lax


How, exactly?

How, exactly?


We've all got it in us, it just takes something to get it out

Ex Lax
I always wondered how the rabbit laid them eggs   ;D

Barlfth!

I'm high RIGHT NOW. And not wearing any underwear.

I hope Robin isn't wearing any underwear.Woo Hoo ;D


Howard

I hope Robin isn't wearing any underwear.Woo Hoo ;D


Howard
did you know they make edible underwear? ::)

did you know they make edible underwear? ::)



I knew that.I'd rather not eat panties :P


Howard

I can't understand that either.

I can't understand that either.
can't understand what?

The appeal of edible underwear. I'd just prefer to not eat panties. But that's just me.

I'd sniff them but not eat them :P


Howard

The appeal of edible underwear. I'd just prefer to not eat panties. But that's just me.
they make them out of candy, plus you know what's underthem ;)

they make them out of candy, plus you know what's underthem ;)



sweat? :P



Howard

sweat? :P



Howard
something sweet is under them   ;D

they make them out of candy, plus you know what's underthem ;)


Yeah, but still, there's something about just not wanting to eat undergarments. How desperate are you for candy?  ;D

something sweet is under them   ;D



perfume? ;D



Howard

The appeal of edible underwear. I'd just prefer to not eat panties. But that's just me.


Eat My Shorts
http://als.lib.wi.us/Bart%20Simpson.jpg

perfume? ;D



Howard
if it smells like cologne then you leave it alone  ;D

if it smells like cologne then you leave it alone  ;D



then if it smells like perfume...?


Howard

Eat My Shorts
http://als.lib.wi.us/Bart%20Simpson.jpg


;D That's awesome.

eat my shorts Jim



Howard

eat my shorts Jim


Eww..

It tastes good



Howard

then if it smells like perfume...?


Howard
cologne or perfume, I was going for the rhyme, they are probably hiding a smell ;)

PH34R MY 1337 SK1LLZ! Again!

PH34R MY 1337 SK1LLZ! Again!


5un5

cologne or perfume, I was going for the rhyme, they are probably hiding a smell ;)



smells like femininity ;D :P



Howard

At least it doesn't Smells like Nirvana.




Cat

At least it doesn't Smells like Nirvana.




Cat



most likely sweat and perfume mixed :P



Howard